Hot pockets are an okay food.
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Why do moms have to die?
When their child dies they stop becoming moms.
That's a good point actually
I used to think that crying was a useless activity. But whenever I finally broke down and stopped preventing myself from crying, it was extremely pleasurable. I never understood what catharsis was until then.
I've been going out in the woods and getting high and realizing things about myself a lot recently. College is what I expected.
Cuddling. Just cuddling.
>>734
At the very least, you can find solace on the idea that normal people don't do bad shit just because, and they are looking to obtain something good for themselves or their loved ones.
Most people live justifying their bad acts all the time, and behave as victims of their own circumstances and nobody really wants to be "the bad guy".
>>757
Ah yes, normal people. The class of goody two-shoes who have never thought for themselves. Us abnormals are special in that we can't be mind controlled by media. They think they're the good guys, but really they're just delusional. Us abnormals know the truth, and if that makes us the bad guys then so be it. It's us vs them.
We know this is all true because we've all experienced it first hand. Our personal experience is a clear window into the nature of this world. We've seen these filthy normals on tv. We've overheard their conversations. We've even met a large amount of them in person. Our beliefs have only been reaffirmed by these encounters.
Yeah, I cucked him. Cucked him something fierce.
Leave or not leave, live or not live. Screw memories.
High quality postage.
You know, this seems like a nice time to have lentil soup
Cute girl who prefers Tetris to human interaction.
It will be as if a million screechy lispy voices whined out in terror and suddenly couldn't even.
Golly gosh
I recently read an eromanga wherein a man convinces a girl to have sex with him by performing ventriloquism using his penis. Never mind self-pleasure, a lot of eromanga is worth reading just for the absurd, beautifully contrived plots.
I voted for Hillary. Don't like either of them. I don't claim to know a lot about politics, but I read through their positions on one of those comparison websites, and I agreed more with Hillary than with Trump. I didn't do much research on the third party candidates, but I probably should have. I don't think I'll be too upset whoever wins. I'm more concerned about who is running for political offices in my state.
Fucking Florida has been at 96% for an hour now. This is worse than updating Windows.
I'm going to see how long I can go without finding out who wins. I probably won't last longer than 9:30 AM tomorrow.
>>768
Yeah i really love the ones where the character is a giant. The way they kiss is by placing the other person inside their mouth and bouncing them around with their tongue. I have a problem when it comes to overdosing on eromanga. I made a list of all the obscure tags that I thought were humorous. Hara-pan, drugs, growth, salvia.
The absolute madman!
ABSOLUTLY MEMEMAGIC
Memes into dreams
Bob Dole '96
Only some anime fans believe that the election was decided by an ancient god of chaos, summoned through a random number generator. A lot are just joking.
sauce code
straight from the sauce
I love calculus and want to kiss and marry calculus.
Next day after 20XX elections. One DQN asks another, "How do I emigrate to Germany?"
「アフリカ」 replies the other.
I got a rootkit. I'm more embarrassed than mad.
Is this what gets leftists to finally understand the importance of the second amendment?
Some people just need to feel like they are in control.
One space after a sentence or two? You decide!
>>786
The best possible ending is that Trump is a terrible literal Hitler president and Scott Adams fulfills his promise of assassinating him. Or maybe just the most entertaining ending.
clumsily upended his bowl of popcorn and said THANKS ME
Form opinions around a desired image. Strong opinions for strong people. If you want to be unique, call others sheeple.
Aww the latest episode of Flip Flappers made tears stream down my cheeks
I know, I know I've let you down.
I don't get people who leave dirty clothes or miscellaneous junk on their beds. How can you sleep next to a pair of socks? It's ridiculous.
He types with a limp wrist
Cute girl wants to be もふもふed until she's ぽかぽか.
>>790
One, unless you're using a typewriter. Unless you have some aversion to automatic typesetting?
I don't think much of these lyrics.
The hoebe joebes
>>800
Not happening. Since he endorsed Trump later on, he will most likely get assassinated by a Hillary supporter just as he predicted.
Personality is basically a vector with n components, n being a large number of fictional characters. As you get to know someone, you establish an idea of their personality based on their distance to key figures.
I think you're full of shit, old man!
I'm the fun police. Just checking in to make sure you guys aren't having any fun.
The spider living in my bathroom is truly a beautiful specimen. It moves with such stately, deliberate grace. Its slender legs radiate out from its smooth little cephalothorax with such perfect symmetry. I hope some day I can be even a fraction as elegant as that spider.
The good news is that she would have said yes. The bad news is that she didn't.
I just heard that Death Grips referred to themselves as an “art installation”. For some reason, that makes me not care what their lyrics mean so much anymore.
I'm quitting a 4 years strong MMO addiction cold turkey, today is my first day off the stuff. I am also unemployed, how am I supposed to spend my limitless free time now?
>>811
• get at least somewhat fit. couch to 5k or something. every day do one more pushup than the previous day. whatever, it's up to you.
• can you sustain being unemployed? if not, get a job. it sucks, but money is pretty nice to have when you look in the fridge and the only thing left is ketchup. alternately, you could go to school and put off employment further if you haven't already, and make it so when you ARE employed you'll get more money (assuming you choose your major wisely and actually finish).
• what have you always wanted to be good at? draw? play clarinet? tie fishing lures? hack teh interwebz? whatever it is, choose exactly one thing to focus on, and force yourself to put 3-4 hours of genuine study into it every single day, no matter what, no excuses. if you can somehow sustain being unemployed, either spend double the time or do two different things. you'll suck for a while, and then after a few months you'll realize you're kinda okay, and then after a couple years you'll realize you're decent, and after a few more years you'll realize you're actually pretty good. I guarantee you will definitely hate it sometimes, but that'll pass. keep a log of some sort so you can track your progress and feelings, and only quit if you've hated it for an entire month in a row.
• join a club/organization, volunteer, do something in meatspace that's both social and positive. you don't have to commit a ton of time, but it'll enrich you and provide friendship opportunities. maybe you'll have to go through a few organizations before you find one you want to stick with, that's fine.
>>811
Kill people in the most creative ways possible. Think of the ways you have to cover your tracks and hide evidence while doing increasingly more creative stuff as a game
'Cause when it's the right one you can fuck up the little things.
>>811
>>812 is completely correct. I wanted to be creative, self-improving and studious, but what >>812 said turned to be my reality.
I'm glad that you're quitting your MMO addiction, congratulations! I can suggest drawing, learning a programming language or two. Perhaps, you could even sincerely read SICP until you completely understand it.
Starting something is hard, enthusiasm and initial easiness wears off in a week or two. But don't give up, stay focused and stay strong! We believe in you!
(I wish I could read >>813's words back in the day)
Did we really just stuffed the guy full of valuable advice in a matter of 15 minutes just a hour after his post? That's blazingly fast, I'm not used to this! It makes my heart race.
Loli yuri is pretty much the sweetest thing ever.
>>820
Do you mean age-gap loli yuri? Because yuri between two lolis is rare to the point of nonexistence
>>822
I was indeed meaning yuri between lolis and it is indeed rare almost to the point of nonexistence.
I guess he's already making anime real, just we got X in Korea instead of how the meme implied you'd finally be meeting your waifu.
I should go to bed already...
Everything's going to be okay.
"Did you fuck my girlfriend?"
"Was she the chubby one?"
I hereby name this abomination "first approximation oyakodon".
jus cuz a nigga a DARK elf u niggas be thinkin he a pickpocket an shiet, das racis af ngl
>>822
What? Yuri between two lolis is far more common that yuri between a loli and an older woman. Most of the second day of comiket is yuri between two lolis, there are not very many books published of yuri with an older woman.
There's artists who all they do is yuri with only lolis like Sekihan and SOFTCHARM, where the loli yuri with an older woman has barely any published chapters, the only series that springs to mind is Hoshikawa Ginza.
i want "dicks out for harambe" poster castrated with a set of indonesian coins
using my power as soothsayer: someone will reply to this post with "dicks out for harambe"
The exploding circus is coming
>>837
Oh my god, this is the best thing ever! It even fixes the unclosed HTML tag earlier in this thread! Thank you so much, I love you forever.
</s> wow <s>
I have recently discovered that it seems to be the general consensus that "beat 'em up" is a term only used to describe scrolling fighting games where you fight multiple enemies, such as Streets Of Rage or Golden Axe, and not your one-on-one Tekkens and Street Fighters etc. I have had this the other way round all my life, based on how the Official PlayStation Magazine used the term. Have I really been wrong all these years?
>>843
I've always used it the first way. "'em" implies a large number of enemies, like "shoot 'em up." Of course, first person and twin stick shooters can have lots of enemies, but shmups claimed the name first.
Why is it 1am already...
The self-sufficient funny dogglys are doing wonders for the community
