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850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 05:33

>>842
I'm thinking about doing an update later and might add a theme for /img/, but for right now, I've updated it to remove the style from /img/. Have fun!

Downloads
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851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 05:41

>>849
Can you give a pic? Is it on dqn or another 4-ch board? What browser? It's a pretty hacky fix for whenever the user hasn't already loaded Pseud0ch, so I wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't always work.

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 15:58

Mr. Trashman, bring me some trash.

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 16:41

>>852
Make it disgusting, and smelly like ass.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 19:56

devkitpro are stuck in the 90s or something, it's embarrassing

https://github.com/devkitPro/buildscripts/commit/bc708a543cc8e81e9bd9bf6f8aeec5791ca95c1c

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 22:51

My baby brother killed himself in some really fucked up situation and in a really fucked up way. Me and our mom are destroyed and traumatized. Knowing what I know, I don't know how to move on. I have no idea how to help my mom.

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 23:10

>>855
Wow, that really sucks. I don't know what to say.

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 23:25

>>855
If you can afford it, therapy is probably the best first step. Your insurance might cover it. I can't imagine what that must be like, but I hope it doesn't stop you from ever being happy again.

858 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8478 23:54

>>855
Wait was he an actual baby or did you mean it as your younger brother? Either way, that sucks, and I wish I had some words of consolation.

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8479 04:45

I like it very much.

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8479 15:26

>>855
That is horrible, I can only imagine what you and your mother must be feeling. Please stay strong dokyun.

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8479 16:12

>>855
Stay by her side, she needs you. What could be worse for a mother than to outlive her child?

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8479 17:27

>>859
I've been there. It's an awesome and beautiful piece of history.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 02:12

I guess I just have a bad batch of razors

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 09:26

Cute girl enraptured by the beauty of nature.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 16:25

joke exactly old enough that the proper response at the time of its creation involved imitating the social conventions of using a land line

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 16:58

I'm really tired. Is this why people use caffeine?

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 18:08

>>867 The strategy involves using caffeine to delay your tiredness to a more convenient time.

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 18:08

I hate software. I hate all the javascript bullshit, all the frameworks that crop up, all the development techniques and superstar conferences. I hate every protocol and framework out there. I don't want to do this anymore.

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 19:19

>>869
Front-end development is a rat race of wheel reinvention. I hate it and stay away as much as possible.
More fun things include: server-side programming (the rest of "full stack"), games (anything from text adventures through consoles to Unity), hardware stuff like Arduino, desktop software, stabbing yourself in the leg with an 300-pack of toothpicks. I've tried it all and it all beats Javascript.

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 21:27

>>869
Exactly, all that garbage. And I doomed myself to what >>870 stays away from by slacking instead of learning and expanding my knowledge.

Front-end frameworks are absolute worst, I bet their "superstars" are pretenious stuck-up stereotypical canadian lumberjack wannabes.

I'd rather fuck my brains out and hack some good custom CSS than use a framework. But... I really want to switch away from all this.

Captcha: geib

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 21:43

>>870
That mention of text adventures reminded me of a text adventure I made myself a few years ago, which I just went back and played through. This was from when I was still very new to programming. Code features:

  • Literally zero comments
  • A grand total of nine functions, of which six are just one clumsily constructed dialogue tree
  • Function definitions randomly interspersed between variable definitions at the start of the code
  • The main game loop is more than 800 lines long and composed pretty much entirely of if and print statements. At one point it has ten nested conditionals.

Despite all that, the game itself is surprisingly solid. I remember I bugtested it to death, and it really is, as best I can tell, genuinely bug free. And the puzzles and game mechanics are quite interesting, even if some of the solutions are a bit abstruse.

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 22:05

>>870
Oh all the other job postings are garbage too. "Devops"? For what? So that I have to fight against Lennart Poettering's contraptions while rebooting docker fucking containers with whatever fingers I have free? It's hell.

>>870
And nobody wants to hire you for half the stack unless you're a fucking amazing at their domain.

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 01:34

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 06:38

>>869
I'm javascripting for my job right now, and I have to say it's not really that bad if you're not required to use any frameworks.

What I'm more worried about is that my next job is to rewrite and optimize a bunch of disorganized, undocumented, and uncommented perl scripts written by three different people. It would be faster to ignore the perl scripts and write it from scratch, but the people who wrote the code don't remember what it does, nor do they have time to explain anything.

>>872
I want to play it.

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 07:48

craaaaazy
poison the attic I am
craazy
chewing gum fishing
THEY MUST HAVE TAKEN MY MORALS AWAAAY

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 09:54

>>871
I mean, parts of the Silicon Valley + Bay Area culture has permeated that domain pretty thoroughly. You're not exactly wrong.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 10:20

>>869
the shiny new framework every other week I can deal with. the resulting build ("build" ffs how did we get to this point!?) spaghetti fails I can deal with. JS is a strange language and not in a good way, though something I can deal with. it's the shitty cargo cult, agile, scrumming, management fuckwittery that drives me insane.

>>875

>a bunch of disorganized, undocumented, and uncommented perl scripts written by three different people.

do things like this really still exist? even the worst PHP I've seen doesn't sound as bad as this.

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 13:28

>>875
They probably pushed all buttons until it did something - and now they hate to admit this.

Captcha: diy

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 19:47

>>875,878
Perl is as easy as any other scripting language to write big maintainable programs, but it's also infamously easy to make a giant ball of mud that nobody understands a week after writing, and much easier than other languages to end up with something totally opaque and inscrutable - it rewards you for being too clever for your own good. I don't envy the task of dealing with it.

Interestingly though, I feel the opposite of >>878 about JS. "Build" makes sense; I could write TypeScript and have a compiler check my code, but the shiny frameworks, npm/bunt/grillpack/react/whatever just reek of hipsters ignoring several decades of software to be the first to do something that everyone later realises was a bad idea.

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 21:45

>>872
Upload it so we can have a go at it

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 00:51

Cute partly-deaf girl with a loud dog.

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 03:44

>>856,>>858,>>857,>>861,>>862
He was 16. Thanks you all.

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 04:22

>>883
I meant to just "thank," damnit.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 10:54

Cute bunnygirl's big floppy bunny ears tickling you under the chin as she snuggles up close to your chest.

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 12:54

Hatsune Miku's cold feet on my face.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 13:20

I shouldn't be enjoying this combination of BO and deodorant so much

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 14:46

>>875,881
https://repl.it/E31Q/1
Knock yourselves out. Try not to read the source code before playing, it contains lots of spoilers.
I bet you can't get any of the good endings without cheating!

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 18:15

every time i check out one of those giveaway of the day free software sites its giving away some weird PDF utility. who needs that?

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 20:33

RIP demanding thread (again).
It's such a good thread, why must it keep dying?

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 23:05

The Santa mythos is a weird cross between wonder and bureaucracy.

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 00:27

♪ California girls, we like to take our panties off ♪
♪ Cream-filled pussy and titties on top ♪

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 00:31

>>890
I think a combination of bad: people are lazy, and good: people want to wait until they can fulfill the demand well.

894 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8483 00:34

Stop pooping, starts shitting.

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 08:18

>>892
I was listening to this also. I had that "I'm Wide Awake" song in my head.
♪ I wanna rape ♪

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 08:40

>>879,880
I think that's pretty much what happened. Of the three, one is a cargo cult programmer, one writes inscrutable code that may or may not be working as intended, and the third is decent but still doesn't comment anything.

For example, there's a directory full of perl modules with generic names like CODE.pm and COM.pm, with a note from the cargo cult guy that says "not sure which modules were needed so I just copied everything." And of course none of them seem to know how to use scope, so use strict is off and everything is a global variable. Sometimes they even reference variables from other modules, so you have to go hunting to find which .pm file that variable is in. Oh, and their "version control" consists of copying all files into a dated folder.

On the bright side, it's pretty easy to shine when the standards are low!

vc: shidick

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 11:54

Cute girl making cute approximations to a system of higher order nonlinear partial differential equations.

You know, like she uses little hearts instead of primes to denote differentiation with respect to a single variable, and this one time when she's making a change of variables she forgets the Jacobian and gets all flustered and goes "あわわ!".

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 17:56

I'm having an autistic day.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 18:20

>>897
For fuck's sake JUST TALK TO ONE ALREADY

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 18:23

900 thoughts in 74 days! That's got to be a record.

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 18:28

I don't think so

902 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8483 18:34

1500 years ago kids didn't carry $20 bills. Today, all kids have $20 bills. That's how you know the world has changed.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 19:34

is there a math mango/animu? because there really should be one

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 19:58

>>900
Not even close. This thread has had only 900/74 = 12.2 posts per day. Of the post your current thought threads, the fastest were probably #11 and #11.5, which both had 999/65 = 15.4 posts per day, while the fastest threads overall were almost certainly the 700 on the 7000th thread (700/12 = 58.3 posts per day) and the 800 on the 8000th thread (800/13 = 61.5 posts per day).

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 20:16

Just had an urge to buy a Falcon030, then I looked it up on eBay. Too rich for my blood. :(

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 20:25

>>903,904
Excellent juxtaposition

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 22:29

>>899
I don't know any girls in real life that are above a four or five out of ten in terms of cuteness.

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 22:41

>>907
You are taking cute posting to a whole new level. Real girls can't be cute dumbass.

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 00:37

>>907
Then lower your standards.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 00:39

Speaking of Math, Whatever happened to that Chemistry DQN?

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 01:15

These cute manga girls are saying some pretty horrible things.

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 01:56

>>888
Thank you, that was really enjoyable!

913 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8484 03:47

My hair is a non Newtonian fluid

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 04:03

I'd like not to be a useless sack

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 05:07

>>914
That's why I'm afraid of Thanksgiving break. I have all these little projects I want to do, but I'm just going to end up watching shitty TV and overeating for a week straight.

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 05:19

An endless, maddening cycle. Maybe not even a cycle, but a condition.

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 06:20

Well fartballs, SAoVQ is down again.

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 06:31

kill all fags

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 06:49

>>888
Is it possible to get stuck? Will I know immediately?

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 07:10

>>917
Oh, so you're the guy who forgot to pay

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 08:13

I am convinced that cute cosplayers are hired by the government to do what they do.

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 10:10

>>912
I'm glad!

>>919
I'm pretty certain there's always some way to get to the end no matter what you do, but it is quite easy to lock yourself out of the good endings, even just by doing things in the wrong order. The grandfather clock in the library tells you how close to the end you are; if it says midnight then you can back to the cockpit for the ending.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 10:45

>>910
I'm a DQN who has done quite a bit of chemistry, although I mainly do maths these days. There's at least one other chemistry DQN.

>>913
Is it shear thinning or shear thickening?

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 10:55

>>920
pls no bully.

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 12:43

>>917
The server migration is through! Our previous hosting solution shut its doors a bit earlier than I expected, so we lost 5-10 recent posts. I hope we'll have less thread problems on this server, plus it's cheaper and easier to run. I also made some small adjustments to the image upload script to make it more future proof.

I updated the nameservers of secretareofvipquality.org, but those changes will only be noticed by your browser in 1-48 hours. In the meantime you can use http://saovq.dynu.com/ to access the site. Thanks for your patience and enjoy the "new" site.

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 12:49

>>924
Ha-ha-ha, he really didn't pay for a year or two in advance!

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 17:03

All I want is someone to split a tandem bike with.

928 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8484 17:33

>>923
Definitely a dilatant

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 19:35

>>915
I believe in you.

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 20:22

If ever I doubt why I'm rewriting these old perl scripts of mine in haskell, I just take another look at said scripts.

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 21:16

Under Paris is another city, built exclusively for skeletons.

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 22:15

It' not my fault that I'm unable to discern the circumstances of the crash, it's yours for having such shit code. Next time, try not coupling everything to a single method and don't do fucking UI management outside the main thread, you fucking retard.

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 23:15

My urine smells of coffee.

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 00:30

I'd prefer more than zero days notice before losing my job but clearly that's asking for too much.

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 00:59

珈琲珈琲珈琲珈琲珈琲珈琲珈琲珈琲

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 02:27

>>928
I think the word you're looking for is "dilettante"

937 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8485 02:49

>>936
Nope. Dilatant.

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 04:03

>>933
My coffee smells of urine, and so the cycle continues.

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 06:37

now I see why most radio stations only play the 8 good minutes of Echoes

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 08:43

watching japanese traps on xtube and not being sure if the comments are google translate or just a native speaker typing with their dick

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 11:31

Cute girl cuddling you so hard that the matter comprising your ribcage collapses into neutronium.

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 14:56

>>940
The English comments on those Xtube 2hu crossdressing videos are on the level of "eyy gurl want sum fuk?", I wouldn't be surprised if the Japanese ones were of a similar mastery of their native tongue.

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 15:20

>>937
This exchange was way more funnier in my head.

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 15:25

Damn it all

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 16:09

Oh, don't be so melodramatic.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 16:47

Easy for you to say

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 16:56

I didn't say anything.

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 16:57

>>938
Today my urine smells of coffee.

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 17:10

>>933,948
My urine smells of coffee every time I drink a cup. What >>938 said, however, thankfully doesn't happen.

Though black tea is so much better than coffee and urine doesn't smell of it afterwards. I prefer my urine to lack any noticeably strong smell, especially food-related one.

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