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450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8525 21:51

Lesbians shmesbians.

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8525 23:44

DELICO

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8526 01:02

"ruble" and "Louvre" are written the same in Japanese

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8526 02:25

"those who don't miss the soviet union have no heart, those who want it back have no brain"

I like this quote. Despite turning into a clusterfuck of repressive bureaucracy later on we have to remember that the USSR was born out of a kind of romantic humanism and a desire to see equality and prosperity for everyone in a time where the average Russian was an illiterate subsistence farmer with no prospect for improvement. Going from toiling in the beet fields to the first man in space in the span of a human lifetime was quite an achievement.

That said there were plenty of horrible things about it and I wouldn't want to see it back, the past should stay in the past.

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8526 13:24

>>453

>missing the bit about badly implemented reforms amidst the rise of anarchist ideas which led to Emperor Alexander II assassination which followed by ultra conservative rule by his son, then by indecisive Nicholas II - who, however, kept twitter long before it was cool.

The reforms that led to rapid urbanisation which saw towns and cities population more than double between 1870 and 1910.

>Going from toiling in the beet fields to the first man in space in the span of a human lifetime was quite an achievement.

Thanks for the condescending tone. Same can be said for the US, going from having working conditions worse than what made Russians shoot their tsar to sending a man to the moon in the span of a human lifetime was quite an achievement.

>"those who want it back have no brain"

The main reason for this is that any forced regime change is at least a step back — see the 90s for ex-Soviet republics, where maidans got Ukraine for recent events or Arab Spring for somewhere else in the world.

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8526 13:27

Hi, DQN! Today I had laser hair removal performed on my butthole.

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8526 14:51

>>455
But hairs don't grow on the butthole... Did you go through this to get lasers shone onto your bum?

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8526 16:54

>>456
Well, strictly speaking, it was more the area immediately around the butthole, but the woman performing it did also do one shot squarely into the hole itself. Of course, I can't see my own butthole without the aid of multiple mirrors, so I can't comment on exactly where the hairs around there are coming from, just that there is (or was) entirely too much hair there.

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8526 18:13

>>454 >Same can be said for the US, going from having working conditions worse than what made Russians shoot their tsar to sending a man to the moon in the span of a human lifetime was quite an achievement.

tbh I would also agree with that statement, I apologize since I seem to have upset you somehow.

459 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8527 00:47

Sukdeep and Dildar

460 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8527 04:28

These pills don't do anything. Maybe they're placentas.

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 05:12

I want to live in a cyberpunk dystopia.

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 05:44

Imagine being from Lesbos and every time you leave the island people make shitty jokes about it.

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 09:30

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 11:23

Sure Netflix has good stuff here and there but the rest is stuff I don't care for.

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 12:26

>>464 I have access to my mom's account but I never use it because there's hardly anything I want to watch on there. I get that most of their subscribers are 89 IQ neurotypicals but how can they not even have one single Kurosawa film?

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 13:17

Cute girl whispering soft, comforting things in your ear as you're falling asleep.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 13:35

>>455 Doesn't the butt hair have natural odour-eating and cleaning functions? I heard that people who have their butt, pubic and armpit hair removed stink even worse than normal people

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 14:17

>>467
When you've got so much butt hair that your poop gets stuck to it then it's certainly not making you smell any better. Seriously, I'm not just talking about a few little downy flecks of fluff, it's full on inch long curls closing in from both sides. And shaving it every few weeks is a total pain in the butt.

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 14:48

>>467
I don't know about butt, but whenever armpit hair grows long, smell becomes a pain in the ass to remove even for my own self. Trimming it very short seems to help with it a lot.

>>468
Eww, gross! Just take a shower afterwards, it's not like you poop all the time anyway.

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 15:39

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 16:25

>>469 maybe YOU don't, I poop 24/7.

472 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8527 16:49

>>471
Stop pooping, start shitting.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8528 01:14

Don't "shit", go for a jobby!

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8528 01:53

>>465
I'm taking this as a recommendation to watch kurosawa's films and i'm thanking you very much for it.

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8528 11:46

>>465
So, the DVD format that brought about their meteoric rise is largely obsolete. They knew this would happen, and shifted over to a licensing/streaming model, and for a time it was good.

But licensing and syndication by its very nature allows them to get fucked over by exclusivity agreements and unreasonable terms/cost and so forth. Lots of show biz wasn't exactly super jazzed about the extreme cheapass rental model in the first place, either, they really want their piece of the pie.

They knew this would also happen, hence why they have gone heavy on original programming in the past few years (not really a bad idea, since their competitors--in terms of how things stand and not necessarily who's been trying to slip OC into their massive online distribution system *cough*Amazon--are basically cable TV). Where things go from here is not known to me, a NEET armchair CEO who has never had nor can now afford a subscription.

I do feel it is a problem, yeah. 3650 days ago, I thought they had irrevocably cut the Gordian knot, but reality sure showed me.

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8528 13:47

You know one thing DPRK doesn't have?

A CAPTCHA.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8528 17:11

We need a better one.

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8529 01:01

I was only 16 years old. I loved communism so much, I had all the treatises and propaganda posters. I prayed to Marx every night to thank him for the dialectical materialism I had been given. "Workers of the world unite," I said, "you have nothing to lose but your chains." My boss hears me, and calls me a tankie. I knew he was jealous of my commitment to the revolution. I called him a reactionary fascist. He slaps me and sends me to work for a wage. I'm crying now, and I'm alienated from my labor. I lay in my bed, and I'm poor. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Karl Marx. I am so happy. He whispers in my ear, "Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution." He grabs me with his powerful hands and places me on my knees. I am ready. I organize a labor union for Karl Marx. He throws reactionaries into the gulag. It hurts so much, but I do it for Marx. I take up arms against the bourgeoisie. I want to contribute to the revolution. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my life with class consciousness. My boss walks in. Karl looks him straight in the eye and says, "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs." Marx leaves through the window. Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains.

479 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8529 02:18

Good job Dendy Crew

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8529 19:15

Cute girl melting your face off with the sheer blinding intensity of her do-your-best beam.

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8529 21:03

Why does this student loan website need so much security? Are they worried somebody is going to break into my account and pay off my debts?

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8530 01:33

Cute girl smiles at you then opens her mouth releasing millions of jumping spiders.

483 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8530 02:13

Fishing is like sex. If your pole is too small, kill yourself.

484 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8530 02:29

Fishing is like sex. You need a fish and a pole. Two poles is an abomination and will be punished by god.

Fishing is like sex. The fish are gonna bait the fish then use force till they stop struggling.

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8530 09:07

Having vinyl records forces me to listen to the full album by harnessing my OCD to skip tracks & peaking my laziness.

486 Name: (ƒΏ ƒΟώƒΤ) : 1993-09-8530 10:51

Fishing is like sex... sure, you could give someone a fish, and they won't be hungry that day, but it's not much help in the long run.

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8530 13:50

You can give a man a fish, or you can teach him how to fish. Then he is going to need a fishing license but he doesn't have any money.

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8530 14:14

Well bother, sayovicue is down again.

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8530 14:39

Why did toblerone cut out every other piece? What is this mountain-jewery?

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8530 22:40

Aiyaiyai, I'm your little butterfly.

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8531 01:16

It's time for fontconfig/freetype's yearly tantrum. This time, it's decided I'm no longer allowed to write "Terminus", I must write "xos4 Terminus" everywhere. And it also decided to flip some of the infinality/cleartype/truetype/sub-pixel hinting/autohinting/whatever flags. My web browser now looks completely fine, but it's a different fine than it was yesterday, and I didn't ask for the old fine to be replaced.

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8531 03:16

>>489
It's so it hurts your hands.

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8531 11:03

You're mad as fuck, it's a parrot

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8531 12:02

I'm so happy!

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 00:43

> find an obscure form of shorthand from the 1910s
> try to look up its author, y'know, only the umpteenth guy trying to reinvent the alphabet
> obviously he didn't succeed
> only hit that is about him but isn't about any his writings is a WWI draft registration
> last trace i can find is publication from 1917

well then

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 04:06

walnuts are just ghetto pecans

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 10:02

My wife is definitely the best wife but man my ex was HOT and I still think about her when my dick is in my hands. I guess the cliche of having to choose between wild and sexy vs. stable and plain is sometimes true.

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 14:17

1am has been the earliest I have been to bed this past week

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 15:47

Baskerville makes even the most inane text look professional and authoritative.

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 17:34

I got 500 problems and you're pretty far up the list, bub.

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 19:53

I hate babies but find creampies really hot.

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 20:13

yang wenli just wants to live a quiet life

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 20:20

"Boston cream pie
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A Boston cream pie is a cake"

FUCK YOU

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 23:13

I should seriously go to bed already.

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 04:07

>>501
Don't creampie babies

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 04:59

I often think about the plight of irrelevant countries but still know nothing about them.

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 18:41

Literally sinking and drowning in an ocean of cute girls who want to cuddle you.

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 20:57

Just watched Merman in my Bathtub. It was kinda cute, but nothing to write home about

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 21:03

Like fiddle/violin: it's Greek yogurt when you're eating it for the probiotics, but Greek brogurt if you're eating it for the protein.

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 21:05

>>499
See also: Computer Modern; most variants of Garamond.

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 22:14

I want him back.

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 23:39

Cute girl giggling with a grin while gorging on grapefruit from Georgia ~

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8534 01:48

Gorging on a cute girl from Georgia while giggling with a grapefruit grin ~

514 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8534 01:57

>>511
You feel it too, don't you?

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8534 07:57

Aaaaaaaaaaaa PhD interview aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa panic panic panic panic

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8534 16:52

>>515
Good luck! We believe in you!

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8534 21:17

Why didn't Google Glass end up working?

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8534 21:38

>>516
Thank you! The interview went extremely okay-ishly!

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8535 19:29

It's like K-On but with the liberation of the proletariat instead of musical instruments.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8535 19:31

"No copyright intended. I own nothing."
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8535 21:12

Today's progress: I press a button on my midi thing, ChucK grabs it and sends it to the sequencer; the sequencer interprets it as the toggle play button, updates the current state to be either "playing" or "paused" and sends the corresponding message back to ChucK, which dutifully reacts and starts or stops playback. It should probably only actually update the state when ChucK acknowledges that it is now playing, though.

Maybe in a few years it will start making music...

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8535 23:56

crapped in the ass by my own ass

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8536 00:57

This short story is pretty DQN quality:
http://masaohf.atspace.com/wrathofgod.pdf

"If I stand directly to my sisterfs left, the motion in space makes it so that as we move quickly from left to right, my penis finds itself in the same physical location as where her vagina was just a fraction of a second before. Aside from this brief interval, from a time-space continuum perspective itfs as if I have sexual relations with every person who steps in the elevator with me."

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8536 03:53

Your potential net worth may someday outweigh the cost it keeps for you to stay alive. So until then, you will be treated like human cattle.

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8536 09:56

Cute girl kissing you on the forehead and telling you you're a good person.

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8537 16:50

>>525 God, you're pathetic.

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8537 17:26

Cute girl kissing >>526 on the forehead and telling him he's a good person, even though she doesn't really mean it.

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8537 18:04

I'm sick of these binge drinking events where I only get wasted, I want to feel true ego death.

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8538 15:39

I can't think of anything.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8539 22:45

Damn I feel so tired already.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8539 22:59

burg

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 00:54

want burg

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 01:15

It's meant to evoke a certain aesthetic. The props look like theater props and so you're reminded of the theater. It's not a coincidence that LSoH is a theater adaptation. You can contrast this with more CGI-heavy films like Transformers which are made from pure art and so are working under completely different restraints (look at that bullshit reflection vs. look at that bullshit seam in his mouth). Hence OT vs PT, hence LotR vs The Hobbit, hence Battlestar Galactica vs Battlestar Galactica.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 03:34

what

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 16:52

And so, Microsoft disappeared into obscurity.

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 19:11

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 22:13

Aww yeah, can't wait to be asleep.

538 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8540 22:27

Snooping

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 02:59

Poor Mr. Book...

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 03:43

Back to the nonsense! <sub>Maybe I should give this place some <b><i>structure</i></b>. <sub>or maybe not ;)</sub></sub>

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 05:35

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 07:49

aaaaaarrghhhhhh Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwghhtrrr

543 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8541 08:06

oooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooo ooo ooooooooooooooo

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 10:27

Pine cones aren't even conical.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 16:53

Ghetto version of Touhou where they come from the East Side project.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 17:59

Party hats are conical. Coincidence? I think not.

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 21:57

I don't feel like letting the cat out today.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 23:23

Two more days and this nightmare is over.

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 23:39

How do you take care of your onichinchin?
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