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fat thread edition
Black people are all criminals
I keep going to look up some english set phrase in japanese and finding out that there's no concise translation or similar-meaning idiom(but there often is one in chinese, weirdly enough) and the best way to describe that thing is by just literally describing it
examples I've had recently:
"benefit of the doubt" - best translation is basically the definition = (証拠ないから)有利に解釈 = judge(someone) favorably (because there is no evidence)
"middle of nowhere" - best translation = 人里離れた which also just means "far away from human habitation"
captcha: unkon
ah ay row
dee nah meek
听不懂
bank robbers wearing anime kigurumi outfits and fursuits
> 10 avocados to shove up your ass
link?
Energy...to feel my body!
it hasn't been that bad actually
>>673
I suppose a lot of times that is more like trying to translate cliche for cliche than really getting at the thought behind what was said. The entire thing can become contentious to say the least.
For instance, "middle of nowhere" can be meant with contempt for rural areas and this might be better expressed as ど田舎 despite referring to actual habitation.
君も僕も濡れてさ、
全部濡らして 全部どろどろにして
Hatsune Michael
If your significant other treats you like shit, it's accepted that you'd break up with them. If your friends treat you like shit, you stop being friends, or at least don't hang out as often.
So why is it that if your family treats you like shit, it's not socially acceptable to cut them off?
At least my hair is nice.
You'll never go broke chasing riches, but you will go broke chasing every little skank-ass hoe with a tongue piercing.
>>685
Because lovers and friends are replaceable. You can't get a new father or mother or brother or sister.
"Brothers are like limbs, wives are like clothing. Torn clothing can be repaired; how can broken limbs be mended?"
>>689
sometimes, your limbs are gangrenous and need to be amputated in order to save you
>>691
think of all the orphan children who can still use their hands. check mate.
Chicks dig metaphors!
dqn is like my prosthetic family
>>695
difficult to get into, incredibly uncomfortable and sweaty, and a relief when you finally get rid of them to go to bed?
anime avatars and southern rap
I'm not made out of rubber, I'm made out of flesh and hair and sadness.
navigating emotions
Processing feelings, please wait...
2.3% complete, 4 hours 25 minutes 3 seconds remaining
too literal: wut, theres not even any nouns in this sentence
too liberal: wtf are octoballs
nighty night
I've been to nando's a few times, it's pretty good, but "cheeky nando's" makes me think of the wrestling move before the restaurant
I'm warm, like the inside of a mitten.
I'm made of a quivering mass of disparate organs, each reluctantly cooperating just enough to keep the whole structure from falling apart.
captcha: me
>>706
Reach out and get help when you need it. Counselor, friend, family, boss, church, whatever. When you are in a tough spot, other people can help, but they can't read your mind. You gotta tell them.
Or did I misinterpret your post?
>>707
I appreciate the concern, but I was just commenting on the component parts of an animal. Independent in form and function, yet utterly interdependent at the same time; multiple systems with mutually beneficial functionality. Fascinating.
Please don't stop doing what you're doing. You could save a life.
>>708
It gets better. Just contemplate the fact that the 80 billions or so of neurons making up your brain somehow cooperate to create the impression of a (most of the time) coherent mind. Of course, not all of them by far are involved in consciousness, but it's still impressive.
I had multiple seizures today
>>712
No, but I'll be fine after all. It's probably just what happens when you get really drunk for too many days in a row and then decide to stop abruptly. Or maybe something else. Who knows.
oh god another one
Thank God I'm not having lunch with 'em.
I've had some pretty sad faps lately.
alcohol withdrawal
I am actually losing my mind.
"If you donate just $3, the price of your coffee this Wednesday, Wikipedia could keep thriving."
fuck off jimbo that's more like the price of my coffee for like three weeks, not everyone goes to starbucks every day
As someone who doesn't drink coffee, that's $3 more than the price of my coffee this Wednesday.
Registering as self-employed wasn't nearly as complicated as people made out it was going to be!
Registered Hypercam 2
Save me.
>>724 I've made loadsa dosh, this is for tax purposes so I can give it all to charity! I was fretting thinking I'd have to jump through hoops to do so, or that they thought I was being Devil-ish by hesitating to tell them about it.
>>727
Oh, then does being self-employed change what you can do with income tax?
If you were running a business enough to make loads of money before declaring yourself self-employed, you might get in trouble anyway, though.
just don't be one of those dumbasses who writes everything off as a business expense even when it isn't
>>729 I don't have any business expenses, I just walk around the corner and eat whatever I like!
And a girl just said she wants me to cum in her mouth! My life is FAB again!
To all you depressed dokyuns out there, just keep fighting! This was all a series of coincidences!
don't buy groceries when you're starving
hungrily mishearing junkrat's line as "Someone better get buttering cuz I'm on a roll!"
>>720,721
I've always been amused and slightly annoyed at the ubiquity of the 'cup of coffee' analogy. I don't drink coffee either, and even if I did I wouldn't spend $3 on it every day, I would make it myself.
You see "buy me a coffee" buttons all over the place, like https://www.buymeacoffee.com/ or https://ko-fi.com/ which claims: "The 'coffee' metaphor is a more human way to receive support." But why?
In real life, when a friend does you a favor, it's taboo to compensate them with money. People say, "don't worry about paying me back, just buy me a drink sometime." The problem seems to be that as soon as money changes hands, it complicates your relationship by mixing the worlds of friendship and business.
This is fine for small favors, but western society takes the concept that cash is crass to the point of absurdity. Friends refuse cash compensation even for huge favors that cost them money. People give each other gift cards, even though cash is so much more practical. At weddings, cash gifts are frowned upon, whereas in Asian countries they are expected to help pay for the expensive ceremony, which is much more practical. It's considered rude to even talk about money, even though doing so could actually be quite beneficial.
It's especially absurd to carry over this concept that cash is crass when begging strangers for money on the internet. "Buy me a coffee", "buy me a beer"...no matter how you phrase it, you're fundamentally still just begging for money. It just strikes me as a sad attempt to pretend that you're everybody's friend.
It must work though, because everybody's doing it.
>>736
beggars can't be choosers
the best way to get handouts is to only ask for small amounts
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadweight_loss
if you ask people for $50, they won't give you anything
if you ask for $10, fewer people will give
if you ask for $3, people will be more likely to donate
more people at $3 = more money overall even though it's less money per person
>>731
I fondly remember when my ex-girlfriend was on her period, but I was thirsty as fuck so I pinned her against the wall and aggressively face fucked her until I came in her mouth. As I came, she grabbed my ass and pushed my cock in as far as it could go, greedily sucking every last drop.
Afterwards, I felt bad about being rough and apologized, but she breathed in an extremely horny voice, "no... that was... extremely hot." Hearing that was one of the best moments of my life. There's something incredibly validating about a girl enjoying when you cum in her mouth and telling you so.
>tfw no gf
It seems like the girl always recovers within a week while the guy stays hurting for a while. I think it's because of the difference in availability, if I had a buffet of pussy coming to call the second my breakup was through I'd be much less sad too I suppose.
I can't mope around forever. How do I get out of this rut?
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>>740
are there more dudes than girls or some shit? I don't get it
I've been thinking about it and I don't want to work in an office when I'm fucking 60. If current conditions keep up and I'm unable to retire like every other millenial, I'm killing myself at 55 or some shit. Easy peasy.
>>743
maybe some sort of catastrophic event or war will kill us, thus eliminating the need to commit suicide
I'm gonna die alone
>>740
I've noticed this too. At first the girl is extremely emotional and heartbroken, and feels like her world is ending. But a few weeks later, she'll have recovered and the guy still can't get over her, sometimes for years to come.
Of course this is just based on anecdotal evidence, and as with all generalizations there are plenty of counter-examples.
Theoretically the best way to get out of the rut is to dedicate yourself to self-improvement, such as exercise and pursuit of hobbies. This has the added benefit of making yourself more attractive, too. Unfortunately that's much easier said than done.
Big beat is still the shit
Twitch irl text-to-speech streams/videos are the most uncomfortable things ever, but even so, they are strangely fascinating.
7 hours of sleep in the past 4 days
don't take sleep for granted
Each day is worse than the last.
The frosting on that birthday cake turned my shit blue. I really want the world to know this. You're welcome.
tim goes hell for leather
vs
tim goes to hell for leather
>>747
Not just electronic
did you never think indie rock, or emo, or 90s pop, or any genre that was insanely big for a short amount of time, didn't feel really outdated basically as soon as it stopped being the sound of the moment?
fuck you and fuck the whole medical industry, guess i'll just go die and then you can find out what's wrong from the autopsy, just be sure to print me out a copy of the coroner's report and throw it in my fucking grave with the rest of the trash
what a massive fucking waste of time
>>753
who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Frosted butts
what if hell i real and when we die we suffer unimaginably for eternity. that would suck
I just want to be happy.
>>762
Happy's good now and then. Contentment is good all the time, and much easier to accomplish and maintain.
>>764
But then again, you don't want to be content with a bad life. Some people are. If shit's bad, by all means feel bad. But use those negative feelings towards improving your situation so that you can be genuinely content, instead of just resorting to mental gymnastics.
Here's an example of what I mean:
Let's say someone is upset because they're too skinny or fat.
The real solution is to go to the gym and eat better.
The bullshit solution is to post about fat acceptance/fat shaming on social media (which many people do).
Another example:
You're depressed because your life sucks.
The real solution is self-improvement, like learning a trade skill, attempting to get a better job, and things like that.
The bullshit solution is to take antidepressants that don't change your situation at all, but instead just change how your brain makes you feel about it.
god who fucking cares just get this shit out of my face cunt ill fucking glass you
none of this shit matters
GNU stands for GNU's Not uwu
I wonder how many more people would use GNU/Linux and take privacy and open source more seriously if Stallman wasn't a fucking fat and gross neckbeard
I wonder how many more people would use GNU/Linux and take privacy and open source more seriously if "GNU" wasn't synonymous with "bloated, buggy, and written using the stupidest brace style imaginable".