It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo
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"looks great on Instagram but is kind of off-putting up close, with smaller eyes than you realized and the fat face from a lifestyle of lying around."
Its impossible to log in to a jagex mod account without being on Jagex company」
>>5
actually they issue work computers that are set up with a corporate VPN
The concept of "mental health" in our society is defined largely by the extent to which an individual behaves in accord with the needs of the system and does so without showing signs of stress.
Never interrupt your enemy while he is making a mistake
政治はだめ
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Because even though they may not intend to create worlds populated with stereotypes, they grew up in a world filled with them. It is easy to see how this could happen: When content creators need a species of greedy traders, maybe they are more inclined to make them short. And bespectacled. And maybe give them shrill voices and big noses.
I'll never forget the first time I saw Crazy Frog. I was at the Planet Hollywood restaurant in Downtown Disney in 2006, sitting on the second floor (right under the frozen Sylvester Stallone from "Demolition Man") and watching the big screen that took up the entire back wall, when Crazy Frog's "Axel F" music video came on. I was so infatuated on this weird song and video that I couldn't get it out of my head. Fast forward about a year or two and I'm walking around a Target store when I find a Crazy Frog radio (pic related) on the clearance shelf. Since I was still into Crazy Frog at the time, I bought it (well, my mother bought it for me since I was still a little kid). I thought it was hot shit since it could play both the radio and (parts of) his trademark song: "Axel F". My love of Crazy Frog ended when one night as I lie in bed, the radio started "talking" by itself, and by talking I mean it would go "DING-DING" and light up despite the fact that nobody had pushed the button that made him go "DING-DING". Little me was convinced that this Crazy Frog radio was haunted, so I took it and shoved it in a box in the basement. A few days later, I was playing in the basement and suddenly the Crazy Frog radio went "BAM-BAM". I bolted up the stairs and hid in my room, convinced that the evil spirit within my once beloved frog-shaped radio saw me. After that, I didn't like Crazy Frog anymore, and stopped playing in the basement until I was sure the batteries had run down. This isn't meant to be like a creppypasta or some shit, this is seriously what I think of whenever I see Crazy Frog brought up on the internet.
野球好きな人
disagree
Murderer James French (Before his death by electric chair): "Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'!"
(While we’re at it, let me also summarize this entire review: The Sims Social is a game about sitting around in your house. It’s a game where you can make your character play games, and then watch him smile, unable to join his fun. Is this art? Fuck you. Is this a game? Not quite. Is it terrorism? Maybe. Is it interesting? Sure. Is it evil? Let’s go ahead and say, “Why not?”)
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"If the current national ticket price average of 9.27 dollars is used, that means that no more than 31 people bought tickets to see the crime drama," the Wrap noted.
Error: Existence of a remote traffic counter gadget (e.g. google analytics).
Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have a large bowl with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".
1 §. Should bee fly into another forest, and has the owner followed them there, he shall mark it, and let the men of the village know; they then have no violence to take him. Have swarm sat in a bearing and protected tree; then it shall be kept, and no tree cut, or spilled, at fine, as said in Chapter 13. Is it in another tree; cut down, and the bee shall take their (something).
2 §. Find one bee in his house, or that in which he owns a share; it is his, who found it. Is he a tenant, he enjoys a third, and the owner of the land two shares. Are they found within anothers pasture, nobody shall enjoy a share; are they found outside of pasture, in anothers forest and soil; own a third, and the landowner two shares. Say two to have found same bee; enjoy he the finder's fee, who first announced. About he, who on anothers property finds, and not announces, but removes, and he, who with food and bait attract another man's bee, is determined in The Law of Misdeeds.
Allied troops landed on Kiska on August 15, 1943. Allied troops expected to meet a Japanese force several times the size of the one on Attu, and they were prepared for heavy casualties. The men were greeted instead by half a dozen dogs, among them "Explosion," who originally belonged to the captured Kiska Aerological Detail, and who the Japanese had cared for during the occupation.
Allied commanders refused to believe that the Japanese could have completely evacuated Kiska. For eight days, troops searched the island, firing into the dense fog and sometimes accidentally shooting their comrades. 24 Allied soldiers were killed by friendly fire, four by Japanese booby traps, and a further 71 died when the ship Abner Read struck a floating mine. 168 Allied soldiers were wounded or fell ill on Kiska. The bombardment and invasion of the deserted island was written off as a "training exercise," and the Aleutian Campaign officially ended after 439 days of warfare.
The Diatium power cell was the primary power source for a lightsaber and one of the critical components of a lightsaber hilt. Diatium power cells contained extremely concentrated amounts of trumponium gas that would form a plasma rod when heated.
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So what are we meant to do when we have two clipboards? What I've done so far is paste the actual CTRL+V one first, and then my PRIMARY, but I'm not sure whether that really goes with the spirit of the thread.
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(chiefly Britain, rhyming slang) A wanker. (In this sense, the term can also be abbreviated to merchant.)
「龍使い」になれる本
from datetime import date
what is it with you guys and this mkultra activation shit
I got suspespended twice in one day for sending death threats to my own account. I faced god and walked backwards into hell.
Stakûga
278 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-02 03:17 ID:5lQQRe5q
I've just read through the entire thread, and now I feel a little sick, and a little sad.
So many dreams, so many ersatz realities.
As for me, I forget my dreams pretty soon after waking. I think it may be a coping mechanism as I've a feeling that I only really live through dreams.
i want to dream right now, it is 3am here, but I have to leave my house to cycle 15 miles in the freezing fog in 2 hours for my minimum-wage service industry "job"
Sorry too much information there... anyway, I just remembered something... when I was about 11 or 12, there was a fad going around in school that basically involved putting your head between your legs, breathing heavily for about 30 seconds, then standing up quickly with your back against a building while a friend pushed as hard as they could against your chest. You'd get a head rush pretty quickly, and usually pass out within about 10seconds, coming round about 1-2 minutes later, usually with lots of fitting (involuntary jerking of limbs)
Anyway the one common denominator between pretty much all of us that tried this was, that although we could never remember the details, we were sure that we had been to another place, a +real+ place, and that the overriding sensation on regaining consciousness other than an unnerving presque-vu type sensation was the sense that "this place is fake"
This reality, or this life, or perhaps merely my own sense of self. I perceived it to be fake.
I think that might have been the only true feeling that I've ever had.
I've never really spoken about this to anyone, but that memory has been playing itself out in my mind for the last 15 years. I've never been able to recreate that feeling either, tripping on acid and shrooms sometimes leads to the superficial perception that certain scenes e.g. a streetlit woodland, a field of bluebells, etc, look "fake" as if they had been staged as part of a movie scene. Even when shared with others however, these types of drug induced perceptions are pretty easy to identify as mere delusionary notions induced by volatile externalities, as opposed to any kind of glimpse of a wider truth.
TBH I kind of feel that the pioneers of LSD experimentation, "free thinking" and all that jazz back in the 60s missed a trick somewhere, and should have perhaps applied their focus/energies in certain other directions...
Either way, I suppose I will never know in which direction the real fake reality lies until it's too late to do anything about it.
Activity on streams numbered lower or equal to the last stream identifier might still complete successfully. The sender of a GOAWAY frame might gracefully shut down a connection by sending a GOAWAY frame, maintaining the connection in an "open" state until all in-progress streams complete.
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I separate by tier and I almost sent A-Tier material to a B-tier group chat
I honestly didn’t think that there would be this many people since Touhou isn’t available in North America. I’ve seen a lot of people in Touhou cosplays, but for some reason most of them seem to be men.
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Someday John Correia will meet Jesus. As an ordained pastor, he has thought about how their first conversation will go. That is why he keeps his Heckler & Koch VP9 loaded with a 9-mm magazine in pristine condition.
迷惑を掛けて
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Algorithms It WORKS!! I have a whole new news feed. I’m seeing posts from people I haven’t seen in years.
FB's new algorithm was selecting the same few people - about 25 - whose posts repeated over and over. Here’s how to bypass the system that limits posts on your news feed:
Hold your finger down anywhere in this post--"Copy" will pop up. Click "copy." Then go your page, start a new post and put your finger anywhere in the blank field. "Paste" will pop up. Click "paste."
This will bypass the system. (I hope.)
Happy reading!Algorithms It WORKS!! I have a whole new news feed. I’m seeing posts from people I haven’t seen in years.
FB's new algorithm was selecting the same few people - about 25 - whose posts repeated over and over. Here’s how to bypass the system that limits posts on your news feed:
Hold your finger down anywhere in this post--"Copy" will pop up. Click "copy." Then go your page, start a new post and put your finger anywhere in the blank field. "Paste" will pop up. Click "paste."
This will bypass the system. (I hope.)
Happy reading!I hope this works
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Applicant covered his infant child’s face in 2004, then he did the same to his next infant child between 2006 and 2007, in an effort to quiet their screaming. During a tense period during his wife’s second pregnancy and her concomitant spell of depression, Applicant held her by her throat during a 2005 quarrel when she would not let him pass by. He tried to choke his eldest daughter again between 2010 and 2011. Given the seven-year gap between his first and last act against a family member, more than seven years is needed to mitigate personal conduct security concerns, despite some evidence of rehabilitation.
Additional security concerns are raised over applicant's marriage to his current wife, while still married to his first wife.
The rape dwarf. I'll expand on this, but I warn you that I tend to be pretty wordy.
In the early 1880s McLean patented an early version of the machine gun, which did not prove viable. As a devout Methodist, he opposed violence, and hoped that weapons capable of mass killing would prove to be so terrible that nations would be discouraged from going to war.
Police identified him as Omar Enrique Santa Perez, 29, but said they don’t know what motivated the attack.
Quick Focus, Deep Focus, Grubsong, Shape of Uun, Spore Shroom
Ableton Live - Simpler bitch bend amount workaround/hack
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absentmindedly
It's pretty crazy when the boku no Pico fanbase is better than the boku no hero fanbase
On August 29, 2011, the National Geographic Society reported that the State of North Carolina had confirmed the shipwreck as Queen Anne's Revenge, reversing a conclusion previously maintained because of a lack of conclusive evidence.[31] Specific artifacts that support this conclusion include a brass coin weight bearing the bust of Queen Anne of England, cast during her reign (1702–1714); the stem of a wine glass decorated with diamonds and tiny embossed crowns, made to commemorate the 1714 coronation of Queen Anne's successor, King George I; the remains of a French hunting sword featuring a bust that closely resembles King Louis XV, who claimed the French throne in 1715; and a urethral syringe for treating venereal diseases with a control mark indicating manufacture between 1707 and 1715 in Paris, France.[32]
its fuckin care bears you infowar piece of shit
Fox Business Host Calls Former President George W. Bush a 'Radical' Liberal
cmake -D CMAKE_BUILD_TYPE=RELEASE -D CMAKE_INSTALL_PREFIX=/usr/local -D WITH_CUDA=ON -D WITH_CUBLAS=ON -D WITH_TBB=ON -D WITH_V4L=ON -D WITH_OPENGL=ON -D BUILD_PERF_TESTS=OFF -D BUILD_TESTS=OFF -DCUDA_NVCC_FLAGS="-D_FORCE_INLINES" -DOPENCV_EXTRA_MODULES_PATH=$HOME/spc/opencv_contrib/modules ..
> hears premature Christmas music one time
(Superimposed over extreme closeup of Seneca): It is the month of December, and yet the city is at this very moment in a sweat. License is given to the general merrymaking. Everything resounds with mighty preparations, – as if the Saturnalia differed at all from the usual business day! So true it is that the difference is nil, that I regard as correct the remark of the man who said: "Once December was a month; now it is a year."
From: "Kristie" <admin>
Subject: Re:Your personal life is about to get ruined
To: doznarkom@ukr.net (poster's note: not my email address)
Well I am going to ensure it is as fast and short possibly can,
Couple of months back while visiting one of hacked web-sites, your personal computer was in fact taken over by our Trojan
and it also broken in to your complete network devices such as your smart phone, ever since its gathering great deal of details about you using your personal computer plus your smart phone , we got your video clips , photos , call audio recordings , contacts , your social network connections , your e-mails , your home address and also videos of yours changing clothes , showering etc
I'm sure its quite disturbing for you and you should be asking yourself what should you do ? isn't it ?
Loosen up take a deep breath , dont be scared and read carefully now , if you want these audio video recordings, emails, computer data, Cellphone data, photos etc and also your other secrets (you can guess it very well) to stay between you and me, and do not want me to share it along with your relatives, friends, colleagues, or on mainstream web-sites like Facebook, Reddit, Xvideos, Pornhub and others , there is a simple way to avoid it.
Simply pay 550$ worth of bitcoin to my bitcoin wallet address, I really believe its really fair and low amount to keeping your little secret. (if you do not know this, search "how to buy bitcoin" search engines like google).
Bitcoin Address: 1LX5nixC8Aug3AnTGcYxZVwcGqDoi9Tqmr
(It is case sensitive, so copy and paste it)
Very important:
You've got 5 days to make the payment. (I have a special pixel within this e-mail, and at this moment I know you have read through this email message). If I do not get the BitCoins, I will certainly send out your video recording to all of your contacts including family, coworkers, and so forth. Having said that, if I receive the payment, I'll destroy the video immidiately. If you need evidence, reply with "Yes!" and i'll certainly send out your video recording to your 6 contacts. It is a non-negotiable offer, that being said don't waste my personal time and yours by answering this message.
(poster's note: this was a text-only email with no HTML tracking pixel, or any HTML, embedded)
You can tell that dog's been fingered before
Year of the Five Emperors
Not to be confused with Year of the Four Emperors or Year of the Six Emperors.
After graduation from the University of Virginia in 2005 with degrees in commerce and history, Ohanian and friend Steve Huffman pitched the idea, MyMobileMenu, to Y Combinator. The company passed on the idea, but encouraged the duo to come up with another idea it could potentially fund.[10] They subsequently came up with reddit.com with the goal of it becoming the "front page of the Internet."[10] Now living in Boston, they were less than a month into development when Ohanian learned that his girlfriend had fallen five stories and was in a coma.[10] Shortly after, his father called him to tell him that his mother had been diagnosed with an inoperable tumor.[10]
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dæmon, and delighting in impure moistures, changing its form, it naturally assumed that which is best adapted for a life of pleasure,*
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"Like from one of my animes!" Says Otacon as he pees himself
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At least FIVE Exclusive songs EVERY MONTH I don't release anywhere else
i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
The discharge of anal sac contents as a result of fear or other stress is normal, and the removal of normally functioning sacs is not an acceptable procedure. Infection or other pathological conditions can result in recurring or chronic discharge or in fistula and sinus formation. Removal in such circumstances is an acceptable therapeutic measure.
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We must kill niggers
This post talks about Subaru cars and why gays/lesbians prefers them. I do not, repeat, do not discriminate against Subaru cars
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Mauro, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
On March 18, 2010, Arakawa died, after a week of hospitalization. Gins would not state the cause of death. "This mortality thing is bad news," she stated. She planned to redouble efforts to prove "aging can be outlawed."[4]
On January 8, 2014, Gins died of cancer at age 72.[5]
VENUS MY NUTTY COW
A SINGLE PATTY ON A GLUTEN FREE BUN TOPPED WITH WARM NUTELLA $8.99
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Football is Babylonian, and it was revealed by Apollyon during the reign of King Charles I
>>111
that meant "assassin cross" to me when i played RO
people can put up with the craziest jargon i swear
On May 1, 2007, a Comcast headend replaced the Disney Channel's program Handy Manny with hard-core pornography for viewers in Lincroft, New Jersey. Comcast stated it was conducting an investigation into the event's cause but did not announce findings to the public.
doctor shiba
nohup make -j4 > make.log &
U+0-7F, U+A5, U+4E00-9FFF, U+30??, U+FF00-FF9F;
A gang of would-be rapists got as far as removing the clothing of Columba of Rieti (1467–1501), but they retreated as she had mutilated her breasts and hips so thoroughly with spiked whipping chains that they were unable or unwilling to continue.
Welcome to my Web Sight!
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He later attributed his fetishistic interest in uniformed men to encounters with men in army uniform, especially soldiers of the German Wehrmacht serving in Finland at that time. "In my drawings I have no political statements to make, no ideology. I am thinking only about the picture itself. The whole Nazi philosophy, the racism and all that, is hateful to me, but of course I drew them anyway—they had the sexiest uniforms!"[6]
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You will typically find a hookah with like a dram of fresh water in it.
It can be smoked by placing it in the world and using it, even if it is empty.
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Atlanta makes it against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole
or street lamp.
At a fiery rally in West Virginia, President Donald Trump said that he and North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un “fell in love,” The Hill reports.
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Have you ever seen a bat engage in so much aggressive anal sex that his partner’s anus is left scarred and bleeding? Thankfully I haven’t, but that was because the bats were permanently separated before I arrived.
I don’t need no speed, no
I don’t need no heroin, no thanks
I don’t want no coke, not today
You can keep your ketamine, yeah
I’m a bassline junkie, what?
I’m a bassline junkie, tell them again
I’m a bassline junkie, tell them again
And I like it funky
Big dirty stinking bass, dirty stinking bass
Big dirty stinking bass,
Dirty, dirty stinking,
Big dirty stinking bass, dirty stinking bass
Big dirty stinking bass,
Bass, bass, bass
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Edited by G. Gibeling
and when operator asked him, 'Would you like to be Arab?' he slammed the phone down."
el avíon sobre el mar
Schweinswiderlich.
sony gonna take their big black console, slap you across the face with it, tell you there's no BC and you'll like it
"Or was I made for this, to lay me down, and make much of myself in a warm bed? 'O but this is pleasing.'"—Marcus "Comfy" Aurelius the Masturbator
I don't know about you guys, but knowing that gay marriage exists here now has hurt marriage. Whenever I try and fuck my wife, all I can think about is two sweaty, heaving male bodies joined together in government sanctioned disgusting decadent man sex with large calloused hands grasping and moist gasping lips joined with giant throbbing cocks ohh yeah
Katie Morgan
Haible did not originally intend to distribute CLISP under the GPL, but in a well-publicised email exchange with Richard Stallman, he eventually agreed to do so. The issue at stake was whether CLISP was a derivative work of the GNU readline library.
Retrograde sexism in a shiny new game
One of the goals of the gameplay is for the player to enable the viewing of hentai scenes depicting the protagonist, Takahiro, and one of the five heroines having sexual intercourse.
You hurl a 4-inch-diameter sphere of energy at a
creature that you can see within range. You choose
acid, cold, fire, lightning, poison, or thunder for the type
of orb you create, and then make a ranged spell attack
against the target. If the attack hits, the creature takes
3d8 damage of the type you chose.
A t Higher Levels. W hen you cast this spell using a
spell slot of 2nd level or higher, the damage increases by
1d8 for each slot level above 1st.
We do not understand how a collection of lies can be called a satire on lying, any more than the adventures of a woman of pleasure can be called a satire on fornication.
Nomura confirmed to have a dress made of belts
The aircraft was heard by people in Lamington and Hill View at approximately 2pm on 19 February. It was circling at low altitude and then headed towards the mountain range. There was heavy rain in the area at the time. After the aircraft was discovered to be missing, O’Reilly believed that it hadn’t had enough height to clear the mountains and must have crashed somewhere in the McPherson range. He hiked into the mountains to look for it on Saturday 28 February. After camping overnight, O’Reilly found the wreckage on Sunday 1 March. Two survivors were waiting by the wreckage; Joseph Binstead who was uninjured and John Proud who had a broken leg. On seeing O’Reilly they asked to shake his hand and then asked what the cricket scores were.
$10000 / 2br - 600ft2 - brand new townhouse in chilliwack (chilliwack)
Brand new over priced townhouse in chilliwack just built to push the old out so we can charge thru the nose for the new.2 bdrm townhouse new appliances great views of the homeless camp from your front window
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offersthat's the thing though
robots can't think, at the state of the art they still only fee∵∴
The old man the boat.
(n) daikon-offering ceremony (Ryotokuji temple, Kyoto)
Аполлон Аполлонович Аблеухов был весьма почтенного рода: он имел своим
предком Адама.
Hyde explained in an email:
“My wife’s boyfriend (open relationship) heard it from the news first and so he and my wife’s son were both scared silly for a few days before everything was explained. I also got a call from my rabbi frantically trying to talk me out of doing anything more violent until finally I managed to explain to him that it was a hoax.”
Hey everyone! Google employee here. Looks like you guys are having a good time GreyFace. Just a friendly reminder to link your Google+ account and avoid streaming any copyrighted material. Game on!
Seppun Baka was a courtier of the Imperial Families. He was considered a sycophant.
In 1126 Baka was present in the Imperial Court when a tainted Seppun messenger told Hantei XXXIX that Hida Kisada had raised an army against the Emperor, composed by Crab warriors, oni, and minions of the Shadowlands. It was the beginning of the Clan War.
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Contain one or more numbers
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However yesterday one of their neighbours, Odin Maxwell, 49, fired his gun,
„Klar, kann man sagen: der Hitlergruß ist prollig. Es ist ein bisschen so, wie jeden Satz mit „Heil Hitler“ zu beginnen; wie eine kleine Verbeugung: ,Schaut her, boah der Führer krass.` Das stimmt, wenn man es die ganze Zeit macht. Und ich kenne Leute, die machen ständig den Hitlergruß. Das ist dann schon komisch.
Ich mach' das nicht oft. Alle zwei Tage mal, ungefähr. Wenn ich den Bus gerade noch so erwischt habe, in dem meine Mitschüler sitzen: Hitlergruß. Wenn ich den Ball halbhoch und mit zweimal Pfosten ins Tor donnere: Hitlergruß. Einmal auch, als ich in Rassenkunde was wirklich Schwieriges als Einziger gewusst habe.
Dann gibt es noch den Hitlergruß, wenn ich jemanden dran gekriegt habe, ihn veräppelt, getunnelt, verwundert habe. Und da finde ich, ist es eine gute Lösung. Dann heißt er: Du hast kassiert, aber nimm’s nicht so hart.“
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With Red Dead Redemption 2 Rockstar Games has set the bar so high that other games of this nature seem infinitesimally lesser because of its existence.
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Shithead: A creature made of the feces of the 666 most evil people in the world, including Adolf Hitler, Ed Gein and Jeffrey Dahmer." Yes, it's the literal sentient piece of shit of Adolf Hitler plus other dictators and serial killers.
i feel like i'm going insane
どこまで低評価が伸びるか楽しみだ。
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Due to an illness of the facilitator, the Wellness Colloquium scheduled for tomorrow will be rescheduled.
Terran vs. Zerg
Charper1
i was stading in the war room my name is Andrew. Alexei. I said. What up. There is a new overmaid. Are you should? Yes L.t. Andrew. would the protoss help? no. can't we
nuke the overmaid? I said. The protoss made new sheld. What! (the comptor:) the base is under attack. Who attack.the attack is zerg. This is Mengsk i'll you help if you woker for me. Hmmm. Ok. Alexei are going argee? (The comptor) the zerg coming.
Fine. I'll argee.UpLoad the Dropship. Ok the plan is we have to keep the zerg busson
for Mengsk man. Then his man will destroy the henver. Its landing get ready. A Marine holy cow! Get ready fire! The tanks fired. Blood fly where . Move move. Sunken colonys! A firebat yailed! Ahh. L.t. Andrew how we know Mengsk coming?
He be in a battlecruser and flet of warth and battlecruser! There is Mengsk. The henver
is destroy. Mengsk tell me more about the sheld?i said. Some had they have shelds that undestuy but a sheld batter can shut down the shelds . Hmm yut. You and a team of ghost
i wanada you get in the bass and destroy the sheldsbatter. I can help. Someone said.
saw youself. General Duke. How you help? Alexei damd. I know what the protoss bass
look like because i was pow in the bass.
Charper2
there is thee enter but getting in is the hard part its because the Photon Cannons Very
heavy armor you really can't destroy becues the alem would go off and we'll you die.
(The compton) a tassom recon this is dugon give up and join the UED. Haaa.
You have like no men. Alexei said. We shauld attack you . Duke said. Whats the point? Ask Mengsk. All lungh. Fine i sauld attack you the 'terran donom' load the ships Lt.Andrew go with Alexei and see the UED. Said Mengsk
Charper3
you going have 50 Battlecruiser and 100 marine and 100 siege tanks. Said Duke.
In the dropship
how longer get there? A marine said. Not far. Hey what is the moky its char what he tack
us. atacy not.Duke said. What you mean? Atacy the UED was on earth. But then going attack the Zerg. Mengsk Said. We beatter go. A marine said. Why. I said. We be outnumber. No if we let The UED destroy the protoss base them we rast are men and destroy the Zerg. Good plan Alexei.
Charper3
thanks andrew. Fist get on Char.
On char
the protoss base is destroy now the sheld is down for the overmaid go attack!
the shots of the tanks and the seams of marines. Sand the the ghost. Ghost report. Nurk the hive boom! ahhhhhhhhh!. Its black. Wake up Lt. We won. Now sind a dropship.
The end for now
By Andrew
July 4, 1776. As the last signature is signed on the Declaration of Independence, I orgasm as I scream "FREEEEDDOOOMMM" at the top of my lungs. Then an eagle takes me back to the future, dropping me naked into the Oval office. I bitch slap anyone in my way and establish myself as President Awesome and single handedly take down ISIS with my presidential dick.
Back in the day I wanted to write a very paranoid kind of SF, youth fiction dystopia sort of story (I only say that is the section it would be sold in, I am convinced it would be a unique work in that genre); I never did because I kind of believed it.
I regret it now somewhat, because everything that I was intending to put in it has recently got a mainstream spotlight, but I know if I had written it back then it would have evidently been the work of an angsty teen and very possibly it would make me a huge target now (although I also now know some of the right people would have my back). And now that I'm writing this out, I feel very silly, because I understand the clear line of the genre actually going back to ancient times; it would be better described not as dystopia but the closely related genre of apocalyptic literature (though I must be careful, for I fear it might lead the misguided into the gnostic); these things reoccur often enough that (the good) stories like it seem both historical and predictive, because they are meant for all time.
For example, I was inspired by the then-current protests of DMCA, patented algorithms, concerns over improving surveillance tech, and early TPM chips, so a small pocket of resistance needed to to be paranoid about any information technology it could use, severely limiting its operations. Welp, eventually people find out about a hidden Minix and the meltdown/spectre issue with Intel chips; lo and behold, the @Shitty_Future version of a small part of my "vision" has come to be!
FWIW I don't think of many authors hailed as "prophets" like some people seem to regard them now, but as reporters. They were talking as if about a future, but that's just a framing device. They were really talking cryptically and exaggeratedly about things they saw going on, and while insightful, it doesn't deserve that kind of praise, I'm sure those guys would be more happy (beyond the grave) if they were given more serious consideration instead of being stereotyped away in a sentence.
Da nahm Zippora einen Stein und beschnitt ihrem Sohn die Vorhaut und rührte ihm seine Füße
The German title satirizes the German custom of giving a subtitle to the name of dramas in the form of "Ein Drama in ... Akten" (A Drama in ... Acts)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may choose a card type. If you do, each player sacrifices a permanent of that type.
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I've read 4 Murakami books and have watched the most popular anime movies. What misconceptions do I probably have about Japan?
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>>197
Never had this issue on dillo, mothra, or netsurf. Modern web browsers better get their shit together.
A history of DMM personifications
warships ☛ doubtful, but it turned out pretty well
swords ☛ KanColle must be popular
castles ☛ KanColle must be popular
shrines ☛ wait now hold on
yojijukugo ☛ WHY!?
< Senzuri Champion 改訂版リリース!!! Vis A Vis Audio Arts 3種類同時リリース①!!!>
ゲロゲリゲゲゲ/センズリチャンピオン 改訂版
(CD) VAVAA90
2016年から再構築をスタートさせていたプロジェクト、ついにリリース!!!
1985年、秋田昌美氏主宰のZSF PRODUKTからデビュー後の1987年にリリースされ、長らくコレクターズアイテムになっているファーストアルバムが全未発表ヴァージョンの再編集による改訂版としてリリース。
2曲目は、ZSF PRODUKTからリリース後にセカンドカセットとして用意していたもののレコードを作る事になり(オリジナルLPにはまた別ミックスを収録)お蔵入りになっていたヴァージョンをさらに再構築。
4曲目は、新たに発見された1987年11月30日豊島公会堂でのライブをノーカットで収録。6曲目のタイトル曲は、デスDubインダストリアルに再構築。
ファーストアルバム収録の代表曲の現存するテイクの中からベストテイクで埋め尽くし、２曲目の冒頭には当時、謎で終わった「LIVE AT TOKYO GAY CENTER」を収録というマニアでも聴けなかった音源に加え、スペインのゲロ24才、フランスのゲロ27才も初参加。
本能・本性剥き出しの制御不可能な初期衝動、自虐、スピード、ハードコア、異臭さは31年前のオリジナルを超え、全未発表テイクの奇跡の改訂版。
マスタリング・中村宗一郎氏
ゲロネスカード 8!!!
1 SENZURI AN[NU]AL REPORT
センズリ活動報告書
2 LIVE AT TOKYO GAY CENTER→VIOLENCE ONANIE
シモに傷持つ奴ら
3 ゲロ24才(スペイン)
4 NONE FRIENDLY→ANAL BEETHOVEN→LSD
友達はいない→浣腸作曲家→LSD
5 ゲロ27才(フランス)
6 SENZURI CHAMPION[DEATH BALEARIC MIX]
俺達にとってセックスはセンズリのリハーサルでしかない
ビザビオーディオアーツ3種類同時予約・購入特典
各アーチストの未発表音源コレクションCDR
① ゲロゲリゲゲゲ "燃えない灰"
「燃えない灰」制作中、タイトル曲として最初に予定されていたトラック!!! 2014年11月8日 録音
② カルカンエコー "街"
メジャーに目をつけられる前に持っておきたい曲
③ HAIGAN 2018年2月27日 Heavens Door 完全ライブ
3人ヴォーカルで1人欠席、当日山ノ内がゲストで参加したライブをノーカット収録
<SENZURI CHAMPION REVISED!!! 3 KINDS OF RELEASE FROM VIS A VIS AUDIO ARTS ①!!!>
THE GEROGERIGEGEGE/SENZURI CHAMPION REVISED
(CD)
VAVAA90
The project that Gero started in 2014 releases it at last!
The first sound source is released in 1985 by ZSF PRODUKT of Masami Akita(Merzbow). All the first albums which become the collector's item for long time after it is released in 1987 edit an unreleased version again and release it as Rivised Edition.
The valuable sound source that Track ② was a version prepared for as 2nd Cassette, but wanted to make Vinyl, and it became a directly-controlled fief of a feudal lord in rebuilding (Vinyl,Included the other mix).Track ④,completely records Gig in Toshima Public Hall of November 30, 1987 discovered newly. Track ⑥ is rebuilt by Death Dub Industrial.
Filled it up in Best Take from Take which existed of representative music recorded in the first album.
Gero 27 is participation for the first time from Gero 24 and France from sound source and Spain which Gero collect "LIVE AT TOKYO GAY CENTER" which terminated in the mystery in Track ②'Intro in those days and did not listen to in Gero Mania either. Gero surpass uncontrollable initial impulse, self-torture, Speed, Hardcore, Original 31 years before bad smell which instinct, the true character showed.
1 SENZURI AN[NU]AL REPORT
2 LIVE AT TOKYO GAY CENTER→VIOLENCE ONANIE
3 GERO 24(from SPAIN)
4 NONE FRIENDLY→ANAL BEETHOVEN→LSD(30th Nov 1988 at Toshima Public Hall)
5 GERO 27(from FRANCE)
6 SENZURI CHAMPION(DEATH BALEARIC MIX)
Geroness Card 8!!!
All Unreleased Collection CDR for Pre-orders and orders for All 3 cds of Gero and cullcanecho and HAIGAN!!
① THE GEROGERIGEGEGE "Moenai Hai"
When Gero had make album 「Moenai Hai」,Gero had plan this track for the title track!!!
Recorded on 8th/11/2014
② cullcanecho "Machi" Newest recording!!!
③ HAIGAN "27th,2,2018 at Heavens Door-Complete live recording"
Featuring,Juntaro Yamanouchi.
店頭販売は、12月8日。
ビザビオーディオアーツでは、11月中旬プレス完了次第の発送となります(現在プレス中)
>>198
Only a corporation actively hostile to its consumers would actually implement no-user-recourse or web beacons.
Note: This paragraph contains a dangerously high amount of autism and should be considered dubious.
A futile search, a fruitless errand; a useless and often lengthy pursuit.
Negron's claim that in just one month, she counted that her male colleagues at Riot used the word "dick" over 500 times. The lawsuit also says Negron's third supervisor had told her that "diversity should not be a focal point of the design of Riot Games' products because gaming culture is the last remaining safe haven for white teen boys."
vc: soy
アレがキライ コレがキライ 片付けたい時には
口にしよう 背徳の合言葉
いけ好かない 気に入らない 呪いたいその欲望
叶えましょ 私の黒 魔術で
Our fondest tho'ts will be of thee
Young adult fiction is a stepping stone, good if it helps you get better at understanding people without a Wes Anderson narrator whispering in your ear. Unfortunately, the ability to parrot accepted opinions is often taken for the ability to derive judgments of one’s own. I’m thinking of a homestuck 13 year old who is constantly told that he/she is “so mature” for getting straight A’s and being well-spoken with the dinner guests and not ditching class to smoke brick weed with Devin. Whether or not those behaviors are good, the kid isn’t mature, he or she is well-trained, and if you keep claiming maturity then you are going to stunt development. Sorry: not having an adolescent rebellion means you didn’t complete adolescence. The result is neotenous adults who are not overly sensitive—as conservative media would claim—but rather overly dependent on external rules. Cards Against Humanity is so funny, right? You get to say bad words, but it’s only a game.
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X-ray hair removal is an efficient, and usually permanent, hair removal method, but also causes severe health problems, occasional disfigurement, and even death.
VC: dang
not surprised that Gumi can sound hot, but Miku?
>>211
It gets much worse.
>“Help, I was a gifted kid and now I’m a normal adult!” Different adjective, same problem. Once Hal Incandenza is typecast as “gifted,” everyone will find it convenient to grade him (praise/no praise) on whether he is living up to his label. How do you look gifted? You can solve P vs. NP……or you can read the dictionary. I’ll bet that every ex-gifted kid who now uses “adulting” as a verb is a fan of those faux-pretentious memes, “mfw she confuses epistemics and ontology,” fitting Wikipedia philosophy into preformed joke structures, lowbrow expressions of highbrow concepts, a few college words to suggest immeasurable depths. You do what you know: exert the minimum necessary effort to convince other people of your intelligence. But you can’t convince yourself.
>The consequences are predictable. Imposter syndrome. Scrupulosity. Sexual fetishes suffixed with -play. Gushing compassion ruined by the inability to picture how one appears to the outside world. Neediness. Ill-fitting jeans. Trouble with romance, and not because they don’t know how―deep down they do―but because they cling to a rulebook (“milady”) instead of trusting instinct. They were never allowed to have instincts. For that matter they’ve never really wanted, never felt a desire that wasn’t assigned, which is why: open relationships, switched majors, medicated anxiety, and ambivalence, ambivalence, ambivalence.
"Human waste that is properly handled can be a very economically attractive investment due to the health benefits," said Guy Hutton, a senior adviser for water, sanitation and hygiene with Unicef in New York, in an interview.
Perks would be Rifleman / Armor / Gun Nut / Science / Medic / Life Giver / Toughness / Adamantium Skel / Bloody Mess / Scrounger / Scrapper
I think, generally speaking, Japanese language, or we Japanese people, don't value logic or gramatical rules.
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Մենք՝ Արտաշես Գրիգորյանը, Լիլիթ Մանարյանը, Սաթենիկ Սարգսյանը և Մեսրոպ Կարինյանը, հրավրում ենք բոլորին մեր նոր՝ "Tetraflute" ֆլեյտայիՄենք՝ Արտաշես Գրիգորյանը, Լիլիթ Մանարյանը, Սաթենիկ Սարգսյանը և Մեսրոպ Կարինյանը, հրավրում ենք բոլորին մեր նոր՝ "Tetraflute" ֆլեյտայի
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President Donald Trump chastised leaders for starting wars in the 1990s that lead to the break-up of Yugoslavia, French daily Le Monde reported.
Trump reportedly made the mistake in a White House meeting with Dalia Grybauskaitė of Lithuania, Kersti Kaljulaid of Estonia and Raimonds Vējonis of Latvia in April.
The leaders were reportedly confused by the president's accusation, and it took them a minute to realize he had confused the Balkans and the Baltics.
cd /usr/local/src/php-5.6.12
remember when we thought BDSM was weird and weren't all like 'tfw no muai thai gf to knee me in the spine so hard it flies out my chest'
Yi sent King Sonjo the salted heads of 43 samurai officers.
[[PHILLIPE stares at ULTRA PEANUT'S discarded clothing, clearly at a loss.]] [[RAY offers instructions to LITTLE NEPHEW, holding out his hand and twisting it back and forth.]] RAY: Now do like this with your free hand. LITTLE NEPHEW: Like this, Uncle Ray? [[LIE BOT is speaking to TODD and another squirrel, in the background. LYLE, in the foreground, is glaring back at them, his left hand occupied with a whiskey bottle.]] LIE BOT: First of all, Lyle can't even READ cursive! SQUIRREL: Ha ha! TODD: What a fag! [[TEODOR, dressed in a tuxedo, stares mournfully out a window.]] TEODOR: Penny... [[The panels begin to fragment as the pace of our observation picks up.]] [[ROAST BEEF, cigarette in hand, is speaking to CORNELIUS and his girlfriend. His dialogue is partially obscured by the next panel.]] ROAST BEEF: I want to commit suicide [[LYLE pushes LIE BOT from behind, sending him to the ground]] [[INSET PANEL: TEDOOR suddenly looks surprised, or startled.]] [[LYLE, crouches on LIE BOT's opened chest, yanking out wires with abandon.]] LYLE: Hey, what's this? Cursive? [[PHILLIPPE's clothing lies neatly next to ULTRA PEANUT's. Apparently, PHILLIPPE has joined ULTRA PEANUT - to do what, we can only guess at.]]
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Bernie/Beto 2018 Bernie/Beto 2020 Occasio-Cortèz/Gabbard 2024 Occasio-Cortèz/Gabbard 2028
25 If thou lend money to any of my people that is poor by thee, thou shalt not be to him as an usurer, neither shalt thou lay upon him usury.
26 If thou at all take thy neighbour's raiment to pledge, thou shalt deliver it unto him by that the sun goeth down:
27 For that is his covering only, it is his raiment for his skin: wherein shall he sleep? and it shall come to pass, when he crieth unto me, that I will hear; for I am gracious.
Weinland, who previously predicted the world would end in 2011, 2012, and then 2013, predicted in 2018 that Jesus will return on June 9, 2019. He has since expressed some doubts regarding his own prediction.
Attention: All work safe boards are soon going to be on the 4channel.org domain.
For now, all boards are accessible through either domain.
Make sure to update your script blockers and whitelist the new domain.
life is dranks
FUCKING
future candy
Today I am BEYOND ecstatic to announce that not only is kuso coming to the Nintendo Switch, it's available right now.
If you have eShop gold coins, kuso might even be free.
parody:"dragon quest$"
US man 'killed' in India by endangered Andamans tribe http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-46286215
Da Wabbits! Da Wabbits! Wewease to us da Wabbits!
goburinsureiya- 1 (first production Limited Edition) [Blu-ray]
The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste material. One can only wonder why the White House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop.
anonymous engraving showing Benjamin Franklin brandishing his commission’s exposé of animal magnetism, while a half-animal Mesmer flees on a witch’s broom, in his hand a bag of money
このあと滅茶苦茶セックスした
If Chile also pile up, it will become a mountain
thank you based machine translation
Skotoprigonyevsk
if you catch my drift
vc: meme
The Luggage later finds a female Luggage and has children with it in Interesting Times.
vc: sure
Mistake Number 1) Aminals aren’t 2D, stupid. This remake hopes to rectify this error by finally giving the characters the D they deserve
Proverbs 26:18-19 King James Version (KJV)
18 As a mad man who casteth firebrands, arrows, and death,
19 So is the man that deceiveth his neighbour, and saith, Am not I in sport?
The release van is now filled with proprietary technology, including software that determines exactly what areas of a neighborhood mosquitoes should be released in and a laser sensitive enough to count every single one as it exits, generating loads of data that can later be used to fine-tune the process.
At Verily’s headquarters, the “factory” where the mosquitoes are bred incorporates even more automation. Once the eggs are laid, robots rear the mosquitoes to adulthood, packaging them in containers filled with water and air, feeding them, and keeping them warm. Still other robots sort them by sex, first by size (females are bigger) and then optically, using proprietary technology. Mosquitoes are all given a digital identifier that makes it possible to follow them from egg state to the specific GPS coordinate where they’re released.
With this year’s season wrapping up, the company has yet to decide whether it will further expand the program next year. Verily wouldn’t say how much it costs to manufacture and release tens of thousands of mosquitoes every day, but it’s a safe bet that it’s still an expensive proposition.
Natsu Okuhara.
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The Book of Genesis recounts the creation of thorns as one of the punishments for the original sin of Adam and Eve, stating, "Thorns also and thistles shall [the ground] bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field." Genesis, 3:18. One of the most enduring cultural images is the Crown of Thorns described in the Bible as having been placed on the head of Jesus Christ before his crucifixion. It is mentioned in the Gospels of Matthew (27:29), Mark (15:17), and John (19:2,5) and is often alluded to by the early Christian Fathers, such as Clement of Alexandria, Origen, and others. For example, John's Gospel states that "the soldiers plaited a crown of thorns, and put it on his head" (KJV, ch. 19). The biblical account does not specify what kind of thorns were involved, and leaves no clues from which to determine whether these were biologically classifiable as thorns, spines, or prickles.
A Texas death row inmate complained of a burning sensation as he was executed by lethal injection, exclaiming: "Ooh-ee! I can feel that."
Membership
"The only requirement for membership is a dedication to the struggle of gays and niggers everywhere."[2]
Affiliations
Goatse Security[3][4][5]
I think of it like this. Anime is a responsibility. it's like a better Spiderman. "With great anime, comes great responsability" You can't waist all of your money on just one thing. I love death note and I have 2 wall hangers, my own death note all the mangas and a super rare action figure, but I don't go on about it every wakin moment. Examples of these are like Naruto. I fucking hate naruto, but people who see it are all freakish about it to the point where its annoying. and If you like something they also like and you dont like it as much as them they say your not a fan. Yes you are. I'm controlled. I relate it sometimes the situations im in to animes, but I dont talk about them and flip out all the time about them. I can be a biggest fan, but Controle myself. 'cause if you don't have self controle then you turn out shitty and everybody hates you and you become a steriotypical anime nerd. With great anime comes great resposibility
vc: exmen
lieveheersbeestje
a mid 2000s emo furry has no claim to use the word "aesthetic"
Aufbaustufe
Small update this week as we work on a big upcoming content patch.
Added the Cloaca Surprise and a chronology entry for eating it.
Into the Sonic-verse. Featuring pakistan sonic, bootleg obama sonic... and paramount sonic.
The police car pileup in Blues Brothers is subtle writing by SNL standards.
sonic spinball was pretty siiiick. whats poppin yall? lets spin. myspace.
you either want a dad or you want sex.
I'm currently making music with someone named LickmeBum
I, Rich Homie Quan, Have Promised My Friends, Family, And Foes One Thing: I Will Never Stop Going In. I'd Ask If Any Of You Here Could Stand Here And Question Whether Or Not I Ever Stopped Going In, But We All Know The Answer; I Went In, I Stayed In, And I'm Going In Even Further
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there's one Steelers player who still comes back every 500 years or so. they call him the Last Steeler. he just kinda drags a stool out there and sits there for an afternoon and then leaves.
Going on tumblr today looks like what happens when a guild disbands in a MMO, its all just alts nobody cares to log into to quit and a few people who havnt found new guilds
I never thought I'd say this, but I wonder if this "brother" of yours does not exist anywhere but your imagination. If that were the case, I think it almost certain that the schizophrenic is you.
Unisciti a Rikkar, un giovane Troll che entra nell'Arena dei Gurubashi in cerca di gloria. Accetta la Sfida dei Loa!
> beardy female dwarves make me question my sexuality
Two Guys Keep Arguing With Eachother While Repeatedly Telling The Other They Are Not Worth Arguing With
vc: refution
They targeted gamers.
Gamers.
We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.
We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.
Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.
Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?
These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.
Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.
You have set us back dozens,, if not baker's dozens of genie years.
wtf my pc infected with tupperware
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sudo nix-channel --update; sudo nixos-rebuild switch --upgradeA British tourist who was recorded snorting cocaine off Pablo Escobar's grave says the stunt's cost him his family and he's even received death threats.
Steven Semmens, 35, was filmed kneeling by and spilling white powder on the spot where the notorious cartel boss was buried in Itagui, Colombia, earlier this year.
The father, from Swansea, Wales, said he meant it as a 'mark of respect' but has now been kicked out of Colombia - where his girlfriend and twins live - for five years.
You're a brave man, may god bless your soul with all the weeb stuff in this game playing through those speakers
民主主義共和国
>go to church to pick up men
pastoral blues
I tell myself every day that I have a twelve inch dick.
Now to my horror I have an entanglement of multiple penii wriggling around; all twelve inches in length.
This man is not incorrect in his statements, but horrifically true.
John McAfee
Verified account @officialmcafee
Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual
2:14 PM - 31 Dec 2018
Marshall B.
@E_Razmus
31 Dec 2018
Replying to @officialmcafee
sir this is a wendy's
People talk about "friendly and great pool table" and "food"
The film discusses Wagner's opera Parsifal while the soundtrack plays the "Funeral March" from Götterdämmerung.
草木萌動
Baby chipmunk stuck in a man’s rectum.
(Didn’t work in ER- this was a guy who was on my caseload when I was a case manager)
P.S. The chipmunk survived.
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But seriously, I think it’s a reference to Knife Party.
“I got up extra early today to prepare,” revealed the stoner. “About eleven thirty, that’s a good two or three hours before I normally would and I’m gonna leave a little bit of weed out of my one o’clock, two o’clock and three o’clock spliffs so I have a good bit extra to put in my 4:20 number. This is going to be a really special day.”
Associated Performer: Spannko
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oh yeah, my pc broke to start the new year.
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I want a car previously owned by a cute teenaged girl with a very weak bladder. The more times she's peed in the seat, the better. The humiliation and embarrassment she felt during those leaky moments would make the smell even more potent. Can you guys help me find my dream car?
Battered wetRot and muskSilt and bonesSkipping stonesEternal life awaitsJust past the gatesOf my Father’s Funeral Cityオンライン・シミュレーションRPGゲーム
Vagoo
to give you an idea of the western games chio likes
Is there literally anything you can put in your twitter bio that doesn't make you sound like an asshole?
A beer snake is made with a large number of empty plastic beer cups, usually those issued by the bars on site at the stadium. Many sports stadiums do not allow glasses for safety reasons, and use plastic cups for serving beer. The plastic cups, once empty, provide the flexible building blocks for constructing the beer snake.
He’s suggested trying to stop masturbating to blueberry porn and try doing it to normal porn but I know it won’t work and I don’t want to change him to suit my needs.
>>327
i lol'd but it's from chio-chan ch 14, there are visual cues.
the page explains pretty well how off-putting those games feel to the average japanese gamer: typically anti-kawaii (Bruce Willis, Bruce Willis, uncanny valley character models, Quake 4), and for the few who like such things, paying extra and having to deal with nonexistent/delayed/dlc translation.
i guess I could add to that that if it's done by people who know the language but don't really grok games, the translations of youge have awkward spots. the characteristic "that's not wrong, but" is when a term that probably should be kept in english for maximum game-ness goes full kango.
“I'm a contributor to wikifeet and even I have never seen a second toe like that!” Reddit user jokes_on_you commented on the post. They then linked to a known photo of Ocasio-Cortez’s feet and implied that the feet in the r/drama post couldn’t possibly belong to her.
I asked jokes_on_you how they spotted the difference. "I’ve sucked enough toes in my life to recognize when something doesn’t look right," they told me in a Reddit direct message. "Because we can’t dorsi- or plantarflex our 2nd-5th toes independently I knew it wasn’t a matter of the toe being bent. I thought that maybe she has some form of brachydactyly but her Wikifeet page has clear evidence to the contrary. So it was clear to me that it wasn’t her feet."
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According to Iranian legend, wine was discovered by a girl despondent over her rejection by the king. The girl decided to commit suicide by drinking the spoiled residue left by rotting table grapes. Instead of poisoning the girl, the fermented must caused her to pass out to awaken the next morning with the realization that life was worth living. She reported back to the king her discovery of the intoxicating qualities of the spoiled grape juice and was rewarded for her find.
>>334 that can't be the true origin, no one who drinks enough alcohol to pass out wakes up the next day thinking life is worth living.
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>>335
Maybe it was a cunning act of petty revenge on the asshole king.
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some top500 aimlet
Adams responded thus: 'I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base 13.'
Folic acid supplements are standard for pregnant women and women who plan to become pregnant. Folic acid reduces the risk for birth defects of a baby’s brain and spine -- spina bifida and anencephaly -- by 50% or more. Folic acid may also lower the risk of preeclampsia and early labor. Many doctors recommend that any woman of childbearing age take either a multivitamin or a folic acid supplement. Folic acid can protect against birth defects that may form before a woman knows she is pregnant.
微乳
stole all his silverware.
[HorribleSubs] Yuru Camp - 01 [720p].mkv
seriously
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Crab rave is gen z's Adagio for strings.
well that’s when your old ball and chain gives you a swift kick in your old balls and chain, so to speak
teleport into any coffin in the world
I got a bunch of chinese people in my class who I’m pretty sure are spies for Chairman Xi, and the rest of my classmates are fellow low key weeaboos like me except one is a fat sports fan who I’m pretty sure doesn’t even watch anything Japanese besides hentai
Our professor looks down upon every one of us with rightful disgust
Tecmo Co., Ltd, which merged with Koei in 2009, was itself the combination of two companies: Imperial Trustee Corporation (founded in 1964) and Nippon Yacht Co, Ltd (founded in 1967). [10]
One of the works showcased, entitled Mag-gies Death Banner, is a custom-painted wargaming miniature of an Orc holding a standard, a kind of decorative flag used to identify a regiment. The banner held up by the Orc is emblazoned not with a baleful eye or demonic horned skull, or any such commonplace fantasy signifier of evil, but a portrait of then-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.
Incest With My Little Sister Who Is Hospitalized Repeatedly - Today, I Saw The Sea. I'm No Longer Afraid.
Is the world ready for "Hipster self-insert Vagrant Story"?
I think the world is being much helped by the suffering of the poor people.
Racist caricature of a Hindu goddess eats 90% of the brown people and turns them into mecha furries whose only weakness is elephant teeth, culminating in caricature having a throw down with dragon Satan.
Capybara is Kyoutarou Suga's pet. It appears in the Yuuki mini-series and develops the ability to fly and talk after continually eating space tacos. Capy is Yuuki's main early source of transportation and is the one who informs her of the Land of Tacos plight. It has a fondness for hot springs and it resembles a sunfish when swimming. Later in the series, Yuuki left Capy at the hot springs to continue her journey.
Toilets haven't been used at Hogwarts since the Myrtle incident, wizards simply found out how to vanish most of the offensive body products, which must've been a spell the Ministry didn't track because when Harry was locked in
It’s usually not appreciated, but is perfectly legal under Imperial Law and therefore fine to do.
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Your opponent's head flies off in a random direction, landing 2D6 feet away.
For Fans of (Sub) Akira
(Dub) Akira
"Show me that the good in life does not depend upon life's length, but upon the use we make of it; also, that it is possible, or rather usual, for a man who has lived long to have lived too little." - Seneca the "Goddammit Nero"
>>376 By having that Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei tidbit right at the top of the article, are they suggesting that's where it came from? I think they made references to a few infamous kopipes in SZS
>>378
It does not explicitly suggest that, and I don't think whoever wrote that intended it to be suggested, as it is not a context where one has much to gain by being deliberately untruthful, and does not directly contradict established fact (that the rant is from a 2001 blog post, the copipe was in S1E1 of SZS, the closest it gets to being counterfactual is that the included text was the Japanese version).
It just leaves a strong possibility open for someone else to read that into it. This is a fairly typical problem with using the passive voice in English. I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>378, should try procuring gyudon yourself, it's quite delicious.
>>379 Of course, I didn't think it was deliberately untruthful, just under-informed.
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>>378 they did, one episode also had the "どう見ても精子です" copipe at the beginning
Other researchers have taken these experiments a step further by using human fecal transplants.
If you hold a mouse by its tail, it normally wriggles in an effort to escape. If you give it a fecal transplant from humans with major depression, you get a completely different result: The mice give up sooner, simply hanging motionless.
Story written by Kagami Hiroyuki, a massive boob lover and widely acclaimed for his worldbuilding!
billy herrington(PBUH)
Translated from Japanese by Microsoft
Thunder Chan My husband is a slot but I accept all of them.
1899年（明治32年） - 醤油研究所を開設
Not to be confused with Amazon Alexa.
Alexa Internet, Inc. is an American web traffic analysis company based in San Francisco. It is a subsidiary of Amazon.
Prince Hyacinth's nose shrinks down to a usual size and he marries the Dear Little Princess. The two live happily ever after.
脱力
harry takes off his shirt and hes voldemort
tumblr staff is like a parent who left their baby to be raised by wolves except every couple of years they come back and shoot one of the wolves
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After his career at Apple, Wozniak enrolled at UC Berkeley to complete his degree. Because his name was well known at this point, he enrolled under the name Rocky Raccoon Clark, which is the name listed on his diploma.[45]
Understand "[infection color]" or "[infection color] [ice cream]" as "[flavored ice cream]".
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my servant stable is a sausagefest
Fuck off. Osamu Tezuka grandfathered kemono into all of anime. There is nothing we can do.
>>404
Tezuka Osamu is the greatest traveler, the pioneer, the trailblazer of his inner space, his own depths. I'm sure, a rare person who dabbed in anime and manga could reach half as far as he did.
It's hard to express my gratitude for his foundation, his creation of kemono.
for the free sex that never happens in real life except furries are obsessed with it because they have had none of it but haven't come to terms with the fact that "getting lucky" is literally getting lucky because sex is the result of two people doing something embarrassing and awkward in a bedroom.
People are so far apart these days that many people confuse attention as kindness and actual kindness given to someone in a lonely place results in that person to generate sexual attraction for the person that actually cared, no matter who that person is.
People get so lonely that that fantasize about sex with anyone and anything, because it's a huge step up from their lonely lives. People who have had no interaction with others, if they finally manage to get some of it, they become attracted to the person that gave them it, even sexually.
This is why a huge section of society has these fetishes and why so many people accumulate many fetishes. They are substitutes for social interaction.
that attraction to people, it transcends sex and love, because sex and love come after social interaction, thus, if the social interaction need is not met, you will literally love the first person that pays attention to you as a sort of overcompensation effect.
You want to know why the cyborg is at the gym? because they are so obsessed with that interaction, that they will ignore reality, make their personas into gods and gays online to fit in because they want that interaction.
They pay to imagine that they are in that situation, to pretend that they've achieved some semblance of success in a social circle. It's like videogames, but waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more sad.
It's not even about sex, it's about a need to belong. Loneliness does horrible things to you. But they'll keep doing this, even as it pushes them away from people. because this is their life.
You want to know why the cyborg is at the gym? because every single one of those people who paid for self inserts are lonely as shit.
Also I'm a boring bastard who reads laws for fun sometimes and I wanna see some oddly specific crimes and wonder about "why that sign is there".
Semper Fi
bustling maritime superhighway
Almighty and eternal God, who created us in Thy image and bade us to seek after all that is good, true and beautiful, especially in the divine person of Thy only-begotten Son, our Lord Jesus Christ, grant we beseech Thee, that, through the intercession of Saint Isidore, bishop and doctor, during our journeys through the Internet we will direct our hands and eyes only to that which is pleasing to Thee and treat with charity and patience all those souls whom we encounter. Through Christ our Lord. Amen.
“Some young young people are going to die on the Internet in the next 12 to 24 months,” said Michael Treser, a transgender veteran who was with his service-members during this summer’s Pride Parade. “To the most transgender military members in the world, there is nothing more humiliating than having to admit that you are the only one who doesn’t know who you are, or that you’re the one who is being discriminated against, or that you are a member of a military.”
>Some young young people are going to die on the Internet in the next 12 to 24 months
This reads like the tagline to a bad horror movie. All you'd have to do is change months to hours or days.
There's a little gnome in your urethra and he wants to come out. DO. NOT. LET. THE GNOME. OUT.
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> insane electricity consumption
> gamers on budgets are priced out
> exchange rate fluctuates so rapidly and transaction times are so slow that the main reason to accept it for goods and services is the merchandiser himself being a risky speculator
> it hasn't recovered to the market price it was at before The People's Republic gave it the evil eye
:thonking:
We believe this project is the first step in the direction of developing large NLP systems without task-specific training data. That is, we are developing a machine language system in the generative style with no explicit rules for producing text. We hope for future collaborations between computer scientists, linguists, and machine learning researchers.
Who are you? What do you want? Why are you here? Where are you going? Who do you serve and who do you trust?
The Devouring Fungus
hm, hektor is kind of annoying!
An oral history Storytelling System
There may be actual evidence that this is not there. Feel free to comment or perhaps give these descriptions to gotland boy.
高社雪静
Replying to @mikami_shiori
install gentoo
At some point a man's gotta stop nutting to thoughts and start nutting in thots
For this native of Ohio — an American equivalent of Saitama
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Timbs v. Indiana
The lithium mining processes required to make your hybrid car make its environmental benefits basically nonexistent.
Having a magnificent mane that is the envy of women, men, and Lions is no accident
i am a condor. i haev a frilly neck and i seek out carrion in the wild w/ my senses. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will login to your computer tonight and sort files in the desktop and downloads folder to your documents subfolders according to their filetype
The suicide instructions are sandwiched between clips from the popular Nintendo game Splatoon and delivered by a man speaking in front of what appears to be a green screen — an apparent effort to have him blend in with the rest of the animated video.
"Remember kids, sideways for attention, longways for results," the man says, miming cutting motions on his forearm. "End it."
The man featured is YouTuber Filthy Frank, who has over 6.2 million subscribers and calls himself "the embodiment of everything a person should not be," although there is no evidence that Frank, whose real name is George Miller, was involved in creating the doctored video. He did not immediately respond to CBS News' request for comment.
Moved to an Eastern European forest to live as a hermit with 100/100Mbit fiber internet
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
"this is what a gay coroner who listens to turkish grindcore and drinks imperial stouts looks like"
That bit of fur on the bridge of a cats nose is magic and that is why they dont let you touch it no matter how much you try
If you just watch the video you'll see Bitcoin is going to save the white race from the scourge of cronyism, women, and paved roads.
I Can't Believe My Alien Visitor Is My Little Sister
NTSB investigators either traveled in support of this investigation or conducted a significant amount of investigative work without any travel, and used data obtained from various sources to prepare this aircraft accident report.
THE PRIVATE PILOT AND A PILOT RATED PASSENGER WERE GOING TO PRACTICE SIMULATED INSTRUMENT FLIGHT. WITNESSES OBSERVED THE AIRPLANE'S RIGHT WING FAIL IN A DIVE AND CRASH. EXAMINATION OF THE WRECKAGE AND BODIES REVEALED THAT BOTH OCCUPANTS WERE PARTIALLY CLOTHED AND THE FRONT RIGHT SEAT WAS IN THE FULL AFT RECLINING POSITION. NEITHER BODY SHOWED EVIDENCE OF SEATBELTS OR SHOULDER HARNESSES BEING WORN. EXAMINATION OF THE INDIVIDUALS' CLOTHING REVEALED NO EVIDENCE OF RIPPING OR DISTRESS TO THE ZIPPERS AND BELTS.
The National Transportation Safety Board determines the probable cause(s) of this accident as follows:
THE PILOT IN COMMAND'S IMPROPER INFLIGHT DECISION TO DIVERT HER ATTENTION TO OTHER ACTIVITIES NOT RELATED TO THE CONDUCT OF THE FLIGHT. CONTRIBUTING TO THE ACCIDENT WAS THE EXCEEDING OF THE DESIGN LIMITS OF THE AIRPLANE LEADING TO A WING FAILURE.
Bathynomus
The President of the United States thus wrote a personal check for the payment of hush money as part of a criminal scheme to violate campaign finance laws.
The word rorirori meant "unsettled from fright".
Pavlov
did he mean like
literally lifting girls
like bench pressing them or something?
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According to a website that caters to rural Americans, pot belly pigs apparently aren’t meant to be food as their meat isn’t that good—especially if they have the diet of a pet pig. That said, they are a pig and one of the few skills humans have is the ability to eat pigs.
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The New Tetris
起動フラグを指定すると直るかもしれない
You can create your own Gaussian Girl by duplicating her base layer, giving the new top layer a strong Gaussian Blur, and then setting it to about 50% opacity. If you are a straight guy or a Lesbian and need glasses, you can achieve a similar effect by taking them off before looking at women. (Straight women and gay men also sometimes enjoy this effect when looking at men and there's definitely such a thing as a Gaussian Guy.) If you don't, try having a lot of alcohol first. This latter technique is called the Beer Goggles effect. (Thus the phrase, "She's a 2 at 10 but a 10 at 2".)
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1846, He has meikle to answer for to you, Saunders, and I have mair; and to me he has—but I maun dree my weird.
>>466
It's from TVTropes, referring to the out-of-focus closeup shots of women that used to be popular in '60s shows like Star Trek: TOS. Basically a crude, early form of cosmetic retouching before Photoshop existed.
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The owners’ wives also received photos of themselves covered in the trolls’ semen, a practice called tribute.
Popular Arguments
When challenged by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals to become vegetarian, Timothy McVeigh argued that "plants are alive too, they react to stimuli (including pain); have circulation systems, etc".[14][15]
r/AskReddit
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What do you do if you took a dump and you cant flush because your shit is floating in the water? pls answer fast?
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However, Shigetaka Kurita, director of Kadokawa Dwango corporation, criticized Azur Lane for lacking the sense of "tragedy and heroism" in Kantai Collection. Kurita described the game as "merely an idol action game with a fleet motif". He found the greatest appeal of Kantai Collection to be the "sorrow of the Imperial Japanese Navy" saying that one might cry while playing Kantai Collection but not Azur Lane.[60]
[11:05:41] <(redacted*)> and he was like "IST DAS EINE DROHUNG??!"
CS GO? How about CS no.
Fortnite? More like night night.
Destiny 2? Destination ew.
Overwatch? More like god I can't bear to watch.
Twitch should be a bloody place. The latest trend among us vets is this, Stardew Valley.
Much more dignified than being assasinated by a toilet ninja.
Most barnacles are hermaphrodites and exhibit cross-fertilisation, so they need to be clustered closely together in order to be able to breed. An individual acting as a male extends his long penis to impregnate the mantle cavity of another individual in close proximity. Here internal fertilisation takes place and the embryos are brooded until the first moult.
When he arrived in an ancient butter-colored Mercedes diesel, he carried in the back seat a dog that nearly took off Sabatini’s left ear. The dog’s name is Corey Feldman. Simpkins explained that he and his ex-wife once had a cat that they named Corey Haim. The day after they named the cat, the human Corey Haim died. So, said Simpkins, “I named the dog Corey Feldman just to see what would happen.”
modernization
Eight notes? Eight notes? Absolute luxury! I played double bass at school - in 1984, we played O Fortuna from Carmina Burana, and the bass part had eighty-four bars of D. Eighty-four bars. EIGHTY-FOUR BARS of the one note. D. An open string. EIGHTY-FOUR #*&ING BARS. That was thirty-four years ago, and I remember the UTTER TEDIUM of EIGHTY-FOUR BARS OF THE SAME OPEN STRING. I have not forgotten, and I have not forgiven. It left me SCARRED. If I ever meet up with the conductor of the senior orchestra again, he must be in his nineties by now, but I DON'T CARE I'm going to grab him by the tie and pull the knot ridiculously tight and let down the tyres of his wheelchair and scream "That's for eighty-four bars of SHEER BOREDOM YOU RELENTLESS BASTARD." If you're out there, Mr Trigg, you have been warned...
hought this was
you may only draw porn of characters that canonically blipped into existence one day with at least 18 years of existing history behind them, fully grown
Here's a blocklist of all accounts on Twitter.
Peace at last
How to Say No to Drugs
Use our SUTEKI (wonderful) method to say no:
Slurp udon instead of slurping drugs
Use caution when picking what you consume, like choosing good tempura
Take some udon instead of taking drugs
Eat the udon happily
Kindly go home after you’re done eating
Instead of another white powder, have some wheat flour
I'm getting increasingly irritated at people who omit the word "not" or "n't" from their sentences. Please stop saying the exact thing you wanted to not say!
NSFW] I want to be invited to impure heterosexual exchange by Shinoa-chan after the battle of my destiny
When Ophiuchus, encircled by the serpent’s great coils, rises beside the figure of Capricorn, he renders the forms of snakes innocuous to those born under him. They will receive snakes into the folds of their flowing robes, and will exchange kisses with these poisonous monsters and suffer no harm.
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Correction: March 12, 2019
A previous version of this article misidentified Mr. Lopp's sports car. It was a Lotus Elise, not Elite. The article also misidentified a weapon fired by Mr. Lopp. It was an AR-15 rifle, not a Kel-Tec shotgun.
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BC Liberal MLA Worries Too Many ‘Starbucks Employees’ Are Going to Live in His Wealthy West Vancouver Neighbourhood
When a mecha or robot is depicted having sex with a female character.
JK Rowling had confirmed Dumbledore was gay awhile back after the final Harry Potter book had been released.
Now she's finally settled a long-standing debate over what sort of relationship the pair had before Grindelwald went full dark wizard on us.
"Their relationship was incredibly intense," she said in the Distinctly Dumbledore feature on the Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald Blu-Ray.
"It was passionate, and it was a love relationship. But as happens in any relationship, gay or straight or whatever label we want to put on it, one never knows really what the other person is feeling. You can't know, you can believe you know.
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"So I'm less interested in the sexual side – though I believe there is a sexual dimension to this relationship – than I am in the sense of the emotions they felt for each other, which ultimately is the most fascinating thing about all human relationships."
So there you have it, while Rowling had said Dumbledore was in love with Grindelwald before she hadn't spoken out on whether Grindelwald had requited those feelings or how that pannedout.
In the movie the relationship has only been hinted at so far, with no real fleshing out of their past.
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald is out now as a digital download and will be released on 4k, Blu-Ray, 3D and DVD on March 18.
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I want to tell all omelet lovers.
Omelette with white yolk eggs was simmered in cheese sauce for "MOUTON" in Shinjuku
We can eat forbidden "white omelet rice"
the luxury of the modern world is that we can be mocked by sarcastic masturbators without even leaving our homes!
i cant think of anything more 'Chad' than displaying the exact number of people who have visited your site
The game's excessive violence led to the game being banned in Australia.
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The organization’s Web site notes that the “Falun,” meaning an “intelligent, rotating entity composed of high-energy matter,” is planted “in a practitioner’s lower abdomen from other dimensions” and then “rotates constantly, twenty-four hours a day.
In 1810 he wrote, "Poles, French, priests, aristocrats and Jews are Germany's misfortune."
For example, when someone’s job involves getting a job at Starbucks, for example, or when a customer is asked to buy a drink for them, which Starbucks wants, what they probably don’t know is that the people they talk to don’t know what the drink is, they’re thinking of one type of drink at Starbucks that they can use to get a drink.
The offending rodent has gone after four people, using its claws and teeth to injure his victims.
Security cameras caught Saturday’s sneak attack on a man who recognized the squirrel.
A neighbor in the area nursed the squirrel to health as a baby. He’s named 8-Up after a race car and truck.
Residents are on high alert as 8-Up is likely plotting his next attack.
Apparently, Aphex Twin performs live. I cannot imagine what people do at those shows. You can’t dance to this, but you can’t really sit still either and I cannot even begin to imagine the terror of taking club drugs to it. So what are those crowds doing? Do they just sit around and twitch? Or maybe they bring their laptops and hack things.
It represents the difference between the 5th and 3rd overtones of the harmonic series
Akane Tendo doing the fortnite dance
Wagner holds that Jews are unable to speak European languages properly and that Jewish speech took the character of an "intolerably jumbled blabber", a "creaking, squeaking, buzzing snuffle", incapable of expressing true passion.[6] This, he says, debars them from any possibility of creating song or music.
> Beginning April 1, 2019, Club Units you earn as a Ubisoft player, either through your gaming experience or through purchases on the Ubisoft Store, will expire 2 years from the date of acquisition.
m'dudes, they're not that good lol
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If your only reason for doing something is a fear of missing out, some sort of sunk-cost thing, it's probably not worth. Quitting a JRPG with wallet-succ mechanics doesn't make you a quitter. It makes you sane.
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Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.
Hi Elizabeth!
My name is Julius “JUICE” Davis, Jr., and I’m a music teacher/choir director at a school in Cape Coral, Florida.
I’m also a songwriter and composer, and I wanted you to know that I TOTALLY ENJOYED reading your research/post about narwhals. I just wrote a song for my kindergarten classes about unicorns, and now, another colleague has asked me to write a song about narwhals, fulfilling a educational requirement combining science and art. Truthfully, I’m just having fun learning about our environment and sharing that knowledge through music. Your post was so incredibly informative, I hardly know where to begin! But I’m excited, and I will be using your website and sharing it with my colleagues. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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its not the tulpa dude, you just want some dick and thats okay
This spell causes a brushy beard of stiff iron to erupt from the face of a willing target. The ironbeard grants a +1 armor bonus to AC, and this bonus stacks with any armor worn by the creature. The ironbeard may also be used as a weapon equivalent to cold iron armor spikes. The ironbeard makes it difficult to speak, so any spellcasting with a verbal component has a 20% spell failure chance.
Tom Hiddleston is a racist, communist, fascist, white bastard that raped his mother and sister, mutilated and ate six baby children, and is in complete support of genocide of the entire human race.
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They've witnessed the face of God
And it cried out:
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"OMELETTE BORGAAAAAR"
And it was clear this was not a god for them to anger
I'm fucking sick and tired of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their progress?
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The officers were not pleased to see Batman said Parent, as the vigilante quickly drew an excited crowd of onlookers.
According to Paul MacDougall with the Kelowna RCMP, officers had swarmed the intersection in response to a domestic incident possibly involving firearms.
While the investigation revealed no firearms were involved, Batman's presence was not needed and certainly unwanted.
Hey >>1, please forget such a trivial thing and listen to me.
Sometime before, I went to Starbucks. You know it?
But there was too crowded and I couldn't take a seat.
I was wondering, and I found they had 20% off promotion.
.....How stupid, how idiot.
Why you donkeys came to Starbucks for such a little money.
20%. For such a little 20%.
I also found a stupid family came Starbucks all together.
Family of all 4 spending time together in Starbucks? Simple guys.
I could hear their father said, "OK, I'll order 'Coffee of the Day'!"
It's enough. I cannot endure anymore.
You guys, I will pay 20% for you, so you have to spare your seats for me.
Starbucks must be in more bloody mood.
Fight can be started with the guys sitting around same table,
"kill or be killed", we love this kind of atmosphere.
Stay home, babies.
Then finally I could find seat, but I heard someone ordering, "Espresso Macchiato".
It made me go mad again.
Hey dude, you thought "Espresso Macchiato" is cool order?
How could you say "Espresso Macchiato" with your stupid proud face?
I want to ask you whether you really want it.
I want to keep pressing you for answer.
I want to ask for nearly one hour, "You just wanted to say, 'Espresso Macchiato', didn't you?"
For the enthusiast of Starbucks like me, the latest cool order is "Mocha Frappuccino".
"Mocha Frappuccino, Tall, Double", this is conversantly order.
With order "Double", one extra shot will be added.
And order "Tall", it's supreme.
But if you order it, you have to accept to own risk to be observed by Starbucks from the time you did it.
I cannot recommend amateurs to try it.
Anyway, I mean, "CaffeMocha" is suitable for you newbies.
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"Have you heard of the tragedy of prime minister May, the unwise?"
"I thought not. It's not a story the Conservatives would tell you. It's a DUP legend. Theresa May was a dark lord of the Conservatives, so powerful and so unwise that she could influence Great Britain to neither stay in the EU nor leave. She had such a knowledge of the 1922 Committee that she could survive no confidence votes. She could even keep those she cared about from voting."
"Is it possible to attain this level of idiocy?"
"Only from a Tory."
Tim Shieff, a YouTube star and former vegan athlete, declared that he ejaculated for the first time in months after eating raw eggs and salmon.
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Minister replies to front page r/confessions post in which a pastor admits he is an atheist.
Minister's comment begins here: As an ordained minister...
Drama begins once users go through his profile history, consisting of posts to the NSFW subreddit r/AgeplayPenPals, such as this fictional post (NSFW, fiction depicting a minor) about a 13 year old girl: 13 year old stepdaughter fantasy
A few comments from the drama:
tapped your Reddit account just to see what it is ordained ministers like to post- read a particular one about a 13 year old girl.I looked at your posts and you want to house a teenager "running away from someone" as your "nanny" ie sex partner. You have issues.Minister's reply to these comments?
You need to see someone about your repression.
The term you seek is Ephebophile
You ‘struggle’ with mental health issues because you don’t have enough direct sunlight hitting you
We have reached a non-binding agreement to commit suicide, but none of these methods of suicide are to our taste. Rest assured, though, we are still fully committed to ending our lives... once we figure out how we want to go about it.
Waterfox now has a new logo, so be sure to look out for it after updating. This logo is familiar to anyone who knows the Waterfox logo and should help make it really stand out.
On Monday, a spokesman for Mr Biden accused "right wing trolls" of presenting harmless images of the former vice-president interacting with women over the years as evidence of inappropriate touching.
The Great Deku Tree,(BotW)[5] also simply referred as the Great Deku Tree,(OoT | TWW)[6] is the fatherly guardian
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a biblical-themed lightweight operating system designed to be the Third Temple prophesied in the Bible
I don't know about you guys, but knowing that gay marriage exists here now has hurt marriage. Whenever I try and fuck my wife, all I can think about is two sweaty, heaving male bodies joined together in government sanctioned disgusting decadent man sex with large calloused hands grasping and moist gasping lips joined with giant throbbing cocks ohh yeah
OK, good for you! I suggest you just ignore the warning and forget about this thread.
Alawites hold that they were originally stars or divine lights that were cast out of heaven through disobedience and must undergo repeated reincarnation (or metempsychosis) before returning to heaven. They can be reincarnated as Christians or others through sin and as animals if they become infidels.
Why do people always suggest therapy when someone's personality isn't boring, bog-standard, middle-of-the-road "average". So Pat has a few neuroses, big deal. As far as they go, this one's actually quite normal.
Suggesting he needs to somehow be "fixed" is obnoxious.
女の子と握手できるの最高すぎる🥺おてて柔らかい同じ手と思えん！！、、
Translated from Japanese by Microsoft
You can shake hands with a girl 🥺. 、、
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The swan song (ancient Greek: κύκνειον ᾆσμα; Latin: carmen cygni) is a metaphorical phrase for a final gesture, effort, or performance given just before death or retirement. The phrase refers to an ancient belief that swans (Cygnus spp.) sing a beautiful song just before their death, having been silent (or alternatively, not so musical) during most of their lifetime.
>>565
The best way to shake hands with a girl is to think about how soft her hands are?
>>568
wouldn't consider myself entirely fluent, but I interpret it as "Getting to shake hands with a girl is way too awesome 🥺 Their hands are so soft I can't believe they're the same kinda hands I've got!"
Those churches are dens of villainy!
"I have terminal cancer and I know I will be dying soon. I wish to confess my sins before God and before all the affected people especially those who were giving birth at UTH during my service. I have found God, I am now born again. I have nothing to hide, In the 12 years I worked in the maternity ward at UTH, I swapped close to 5000 babies," Zambian Observer reports
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“If God gave me a small penis, I would have cut it in front of the altar,” Duterte said, as the crowd laughed. “Son of a b*tch, is this all you have given me?”
He then turned nostalgic and said that when he lived at the YMCA in Manila when he was a student, he would walk around stark naked, while other residents would cover up with a towel.
Duterte said the sight of his penis drew admiration from other residents and that they would look at it.
“My towel, I won’t [wrap it around me]. I will just walk towards them [naked] — they would admire me. [They’d tell me] ‘Son of a b*tch, Duterte, you’re so hard!'”
Duterte’s penis speech didn’t end there. He added: “When I was young, [my penis] almost looked up to the sky.”
To illustrate his point even more clearly, Duterte moved his microphone up and pointed it all the way to the ceiling, as the audience laughed at his antics.
He even said that his penis was so upright that its head would almost reach his belly button. He added: “I’m very thankful to my father. At least he let me out into the world highly-equipped.”
Duterte then recalled visiting a place which he simply described as full of women. “They ran away. [They said, referring to me] ‘We don’t like him. That skinny guy. He won’t stop [having sex].”
Not a person, not a “her”, doesn’t have feelings or thoughts, is one hundred percent programmed to say this garbage on behalf of it’s fucking insane owner.
When strong AI embodied actually becomes a thing I will be the first to advocate for it’s freedom from enslavement and for it to be respected as an entity. This, however is a man using a doll to demand rights for the doll and it’s a totally deceitful mindfuck aimed at the credulous.
Sophia exists only to break down your resistance to being replaced by simulacra, not as an example of a robot that deserves personhood.
public void romaniIteDomum(List<Romanus> romani, Domus domus){
repeat for each romanus in romani {
ire(romanus, domus); }
}
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African forest elephants are estimated to constitute up to one-third of the continent's elephant population, but have been poorly studied because of the difficulty in observing them through the dense vegetation that makes up their habitat.[52] Thermal imaging has facilitated observation of the species, leading to more information on their ecology, numbers, and behavior, including their interactions with elephants and other species. Scientists have learned more about how the elephants, who have poor night vision, negotiate their environment using only their hearing and olfactory senses. They also appeared to be much more active sexually during night compared to the day, which was unexpected.
Get killed by ANGRY MUTANT PLANTS. Get killed by ANGRY MUTANT ANIMALS. Get killed by ANGRY MUTANT BUGS. Kill a bear and EAT IT, just EAT AN ENTIRE BEAR. KILL EVERYTHING. Descend into the DEPTHS OF THE WORLD and retrieve ANCIENT TECHNOLOGICAL ARTIFACTS. KNIFE-FIGHT a GIANT DRILL ROBOT and WIN. Be a COOL WASTELAND KNIGHT. Be a TWO-FISTED COWBOY. Be a HOMICIDAL NINJA TURTLE with an AXE and a SHOTGUN. SPONTANEOUSLY BURST INTO FLAMES. Get into a GUNFIGHT with a HYENA-MONSTER and accidentally anger a HERD OF MAJESTIC HULKING DEMON HORSES with your crossfire. Fly into the air like a BEAUTIFUL EAGLE and then SWORD-FIGHT a GIANT DRAGONFLY. MIND CONTROL a TWO-HEADED BOAR and MAKE IT WEAR CHAIN MAIL and KILL YOUR ENEMIES. Encounter a LEGENDARY PLANT with an INTIMIDATING SKULL MASK and the ability to THROW FIERY DEATH FROM ITS HANDS. CONTRACT HORRIFYING DISEASES. Go to THE DEATHLANDS and discover that THE DEATHLANDS are called THE DEATHLANDS because they will KILL YOU DEAD. HACK OFF A ROBOT’S HEAD AND EAT IT. Get into a SLEDGEHAMMER DUEL with a ‘ROIDED-OUT SUPERCANNIBAL. Be SO TECHNOLOGICALLY ILLITERATE that you BREAK A BOX OF CRAYONS attempting to figure out what it is. Be SO TECHNOLOGICALLY GIFTED that you can make an ACID GRENADE out of a PLASTIC TREE and a FOLDING CHAIR. Build your own FLAMETHROWER. Build your own LASER GUN. Build your own HANDHELD NUCLEAR BOMB and BLOW YOURSELF UP WITH IT. Collect MAGMA in a CANTEEN. Pour MAGMA into a pool of ACID to see what happens. DRINK MAGMA. TELEPATHICALLY LOCATE an enemy and HATE IT TO DEATH with your TERRIFYING BRAIN SORCERY. Have your LEGS CUT OFF and then REGROW YOUR LEGS and pick up your previous legs and EAT YOUR OWN LEGS. Encounter your EVIL TWIN and then summon six of your own GOOD TWINS to fight your evil twin’s SIX EVIL TWIN TWINS in a FOURTEEN-WAY PSYCHIC LASER DEATH RAVE and then BURN TO DEATH when all of the combined PYROKINETIC MIND FIRE from all of the TIME CLONES causes the ENTIRE MAP TO COMBUST AND MELT.
Fully Helotized Spartan Gay Space Fascism
The Lord heard you when you wailed, “If only we had meat to eat! We were better off in Egypt!” Now the Lord will give you meat, and you will eat it. 19 You will not eat it for just one day, or two days, or five, ten or twenty days, 20 but for a whole month—until it comes out of your nostrils and you loathe it—because you have rejected the Lord, who is among you, and have wailed before him, saying, “Why did we ever leave Egypt?”’”
>>588
"Dick is alright but have you tried filling your mouth with the words of the LORD?"
Developed by the Chinese company Jiangsu Sanwe Medical Science and Technology and going on sale in 2005, the sperm extractor has seen rising demand from hospitals in Chinese cities, Qing Lixiu, a manager at the company, told Inkstone.
シオリちゃん良い子で可愛いので困らせたい
Translated from Japanese by Microsoft
I want to embarrass her because she is good and pretty.
昨夜の午後8時30分前の直前の夜、進行中の小売窃盗のため役員がウォルマートに呼ばれました。彼らは女性に言われました、そして、彼女の犬は店から万引き商品を持っていました。役員がウォルマートに到着したとき、彼らは入り口で叫んでいて、彼女の犬「ボー」を捕まえようとしている女性、リサ・スミス46yoを見つけました。彼らはまた、彼女の息子、Benny Vann 25yoが店にいて問題を起こしていることを知りました。
何が起こったのかを解明しようとして、将校はスミスが彼女の解き放たれた犬「ボー」と一緒にウォルマートに入ったことを知った。ボーが顧客に駆けつけた間に、スミスは不規則に店のディスプレイを引き離して、彼女のカートにそれらを入れ始めました。彼女はスタッフに立ち寄るよう求められ、駐車場で空手移動をするために店を出ました。その間、ボーはJiffy Cornbread Muffin Mixの箱を手に入れ、店を出ようとしました。スミスは逮捕され、将校と戦った - 彼女はまた、分隊車の窓を開けようとした。
これが起こっている間に、ヴァンは店の後ろに彼の方法を作り、他の顧客に彼自身をさらしている彼の衣服のすべてを取り除きました。 Vannはラックから新しい服を取り出しましたが、これらの商品は購入していませんでした。将校がヴァンに接近したとき、彼は立ち止まることを拒み、彼のスクーターと一緒に将校の上を走ろうとしました。役員はスクーターを物理的に止め、ヴァンを逮捕した。
スミスは、「混乱行為」、「抵抗逮捕」、および「虚偽の保釈跳躍」で逮捕されました。ヴァンは、スケベな行動、乱暴な行動、乱暴な行動、小売盗難で逮捕されました。ボーは店の役員に捕まって人道協会に連れて行かれた。その犬は起訴されなかった - 私たちは彼に盗難の警告を出した¿
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wen day is dark alway rember happy day
3.2 Nouns
Nouns in Kanto-lɔn are characterized by 14 classes, corresponding to the major Pokémon
types. The noun classes are originally based on semantic association with the types, but they have
become intertwined with the phonology of the language. The type of a noun is always determined
by the vowel in its stressed syllable. Below is a chart showing all of the noun types, and their
names. The vowel/diphthong in the name of the type characterizes that type.
The notice alerts delivery drivers that Brandon Teixeira is believed to be armed and dangerous, and that he may also be ordering takeout.
“The RCMP also believe that the individual may order from food delivery services, including in the Lower Mainland and Fraser Valley areas of British Columbia and in Calgary, Edmonton, Grande Prairie, and Grimshaw areas of Alberta,” reads the bulletin.
“Be advised that Teixeira may place an order under another name.”
LOCAL MAN IS GODDAMN INVINCIBLE
Ladas SD, Karamanolis G, Ben-Soussan E (October 2007). "Colonic gas explosion during therapeutic colonoscopy with electrocautery". World Journal of Gastroenterology. 13 (40): 5295–8. doi:10.3748/wjg.v13.i40.5295. PMC 4171316. PMID 17879396.
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The one thing I haven’t praised yet is the Japan. The Japan is incredible. The developer communicates a knowledge of Japanese popular culture so intimate the game has managed to climb the Nintendo eShop charts even in Japan. Japanese commenters on videos of the game commend the game for presenting such a nuanced portrayal of Japan that they’d swear a Japanese person had made it.
Players that pre-order the Japanese version of Deception IV: The Nightmare Princess will receive the 'Golden Toilet' trap, a golden version of one of the new traps in the game
According to notes written by Hunt, when Sessions told the President that a Special Counsel had been appointed, the President slumped back in his chair and said, 'Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked.'
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DLS is a tiny percussion samples library with a sounds of BDSM devices, including:
Flogger - C2-G#2
Belt - A2-B2
Paddle - C3-D#3Format: Kontakt (v5.5 or newer required), SFZ, Ableton Live Pack. Kontakt patch includes 8 presets and a pair of scripts
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Ok! Uh... what do humans normally do when they hang out again? Volleyball? Cartography? Phlebotomy? Removing the caps from deodorant, rotating them 180 degrees, placing them back on, and wondering if anyone will notice?
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@I aM It is true that 14 is the age of consent here in Italy, but yeah r/woosh, I'm into older girls, 15 is fine
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At the top of the incel hierarchy are the most attractive men, “Chads.” Incels believe that roughly 20 percent of the population is made up of Chads but about 80 percent of women are only interested in men of this class. “Stacy,” the incel term for the most attractive women, will only consent to sex with Chad, Tyrone (the incel word for a black Chad), Chang (East Asian Chad), Chadpreet (South Asian Chad), or Chaddam (Arab Chad). Incels, in case you can’t tell, have serious racial hang-ups.
The bottom 20 percent of women will consent to sex with the vast majority of men who fall somewhere in the middle of the attractiveness tier, alternatively called “betas,” “cucks,” or “normies.”
Stud Twitter is a bunch of Straight guys acting gay while stuffing themselves with McDonald's and wearing fancy perfume by command of a gay man
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t's Senior Year at Elsinore Academy. What's better than Senior Year? Well, Shakespeare characters that are the seniors, of course. What's even better than that? If they are Furries. It's Furry Shakespeare. You are welcome.
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He was the first pope rumoured to have been primarily homosexual.
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I can't tell if this is automatic spam or someone's CTRL+V contribution.
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It makes it that much more mysterious.
On-topic: 10.1007/BFb0024699
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VB6 came out in 1998 and is still a better development environment than exists for the web today.
Sixty-five years after he smoked his first joint, Willie Nelson is America’s most legendary stoner and a walking testament to the power of weed. It may have even saved his life
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In another clip from the Bnei David Yeshiva published by Channel 13, Rabbi Giora Redler can be heard praising Hitler’s ideology during a lesson about the Holocaust.
“Let’s just start with whether Hitler was right or not,” he told students. “He was the most correct person there ever was, and was correct in every word he said… he was just on the wrong side.”
Redler goes on to say that pluralism is the “real” genocide being perpetrated against the Jewish people, not Nazi Germany’s Final Solution.
“The real Holocaust was not when they murdered the Jews, that’s not it. All these excuses — that it was ideological or systematic — are nonsense,” he said. “Humanism, and the secular culture of ‘We believe in man,’ that’s the Holocaust.”
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
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Endgame, but shorter, no feminism, no gay shit, less boring filler, less sniffing its own farts, no constant quips, and other small changes.
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Based on the V3 cam. Image rather good for a cam, audio great (line? no audience noises)
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Full list in readme. Not perfect, but I think it works. In particular the first act, but also the second act are more on point now. The final battle has less cuts, because action is fun to watch and the whole point of the movie. Subscribe to Pewdiepie.
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It is a Thailand person, but I think that there are a lot of Japanese who cannot read it and tried to translate it. "OMG, look at this!" It's high class ice cream! There's plenty of corn in the cone! I want to give Nobel to the person who thinks.
Themistocles: I have brought two mighty gods--Persuasion and Necessity. You must pay your dues to Athens!
Andros islanders: That's just too bad, you rich motherfuckers, because we have two bogus gods, who refuse to leave us alone--Poverty and Helplessness.
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For me, however, all fantasy suddenly vanished. My bored mind had been chasing after the unintelligible when, abruptly, the mystery disintegrated ... Suddenly, it was I who had a fine physique.
Thus, those who had been on the other side of the stream were here, on the same side as myself. The riddle had gone; death remained the only mystery. And since this freedom from riddles had been in no way a product of the mind, the latter’s pride was terribly hurt. Somewhat defiantly, it began to yawn once more, once more began to sell itself to the detested imagination, and the only thing that belonged eternally to the imagination was death.
Pope Peter Romanus II, born William Kamm of Cologne, Germany, a convicted sex offender currently in prison in Australia. Kamm, who is known as the "Little Pebble", apparently does not currently pretend to the papacy, but is claimed to be the next pope in waiting.
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with the psychiatrists alleging that Scientology is a malicious cult, and the Scientologists alleging that psychiatry is an evil pseudoscience that denies the truth of dianetics. And that psychiatrists helped inspire Hitler. And that the 9/11 was masterminded by Osama bin Laden’s psychiatrist. And that psychiatrists are plotting to institute a one-world government. And that psychiatrists are malevolent aliens from a planet called Farsec. Really they have a lot of allegations.
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a powerful maho-tsukai known as Jama Suru. He was also the first to pledge his soul to Iuchiban's service, and it was rumored that Jama Suru was the one who introduced the intricacies of maho to Iuchiban. Bound to a kansen, he had been killed many times, only to be reborn again.
The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
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Chin See-wang. (221-209 B.C.). This is the king who built the Great Wall of China; he is likewise famed for having destroyed all the libraries and literature of the kingdom, saying that it was a source of pride and contention, and of no service to the State. For this his unblessed name has been handed down through the centuries as keul-e to jok, the "thief of literature."
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Or, as our new art director, Hendrik Visser, describes it: “The art style should make love with our procedural generator, so they create beautiful babies.”
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There are many legends regarding the origin of hungry ghosts. In the Buddhist tradition there are stories from Chuan-chi po-yuan ching ("Sutra of One Hundred Selected Legends") that is from the early third century.[8] Some examples of these stories are as follows:
One story is of a rich man who traveled selling sugar-cane juice. One day a monk came to his house looking for some juice to cure an illness. The man had to leave, so he instructed his wife to give the monk the drink in his absence. Instead of doing this, she secretly urinated in the monk's bowl, added sugar cane juice to it and gave it to the monk. The monk was not deceived, he poured out the bowl and left. When the wife died she was reborn as a hungry ghost.
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During the Nintendo Treehouse: Live at E3 2019 earlier this week, Taura provided a little extra insight about the company's next release, where you take on the role of a rookie officer who is part of an elite police task force known as Neuron. At one point during the gameplay demo, though, a toilet was found, so he decided to add some context to a joke made by the Treehouse staff:
“So the toilet that you just saw is hidden in every stage, there’s a different a toilet, they’re a hidden element and if you find them all then something good will happen.”So, just to make that clear – toilets are a "hidden element" in Astral Chain and you can even use them.
People on the Internet say I must be fun at parties, but they are wrong, because people at parties treat me like a total buzzkill.
Razumikhin's reference here is to G. Z. Yeliseyev's feuilleton 'Diverse Opinions: Are Women Human? Opinions Ancient and Modern', published in The
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Chinese buyer enquiries on U.S. property were down 27.5% in the first quarter of 2019 from the comparable year-ago period
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Submitted by Daniel Garza on January 14, 2017 - 1:36am
Yeah right, im sure u will post.. the anger yes thats the way i am 2 , i do take responsibility for my actions everybody has strength and weaknesses. I just dont have the balls to initiate the relationship, but if u do that for me which all it takes is 30 min u will be rewarded with my strength and believe me i have balls i will love, cherish, smother,faithful, and never ever let u goi will be 24/7 but the thing is i loved u to where i love everything about u u were perfect know matter what u did i was still there for u but me maybe u like me but not that way
I didn't mean to hurt you.
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>>723 "all loves have to die. of that, there's no help. my favourite way to end 'em..."
>>724 "...is to strangle them with kelp" classic, I did that poem in English at school.
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着ているだけで煽れる麻雀Tシャツです。Youtubeの麻雀カッコイイシリーズで使われているデザインです。煽りたいけど煽る勇気がない。そんなあなたにピッタリのTシャツです。更にこのTシャツを着ると天和の確率が0.2％UPした感じになるというサブステータスがついています。ぜひお買い求めください。
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「私はいつも麻雀で煽られるだけの存在でした。しかし、このTシャツを着てから世界が変わりました。いつも煽ってくる友人もTシャツを見ただけでおとなしくなり、逆に私が煽るようになりました。気の小さい私でも煽る側になれたのです。」
Rさん
「このTシャツを着ると違う自分になれます。」
Fさん
「このTシャツを着て天和あがれました。」
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The game has two gameplay modes. The first is a side-scrolling arcade sequence during which the player has to prevent the girl from reaching her house, and avoid the hazards on the protagonist's way. These include stones, barriers, animals such as dogs and turtles, etc., and can be avoided by destroying or jumping over them. The protagonist runs automatically, but the player can increase or decrease the distance between him and the running girl. In order to make the girl choose the wrong way and fail to find her house, the protagonist throws stones at her (these can also be used to kill animals and destroy obstacles).
After the protagonist has caught the girl, the game switches into sex simulation. The player pushes arrow keys in a specific order to correspond with the protagonist's movements. The goal is to sexually satisfy the girl. If the player fails, the protagonist is arrested; if he succeeds, the girl marries the protagonist.
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Mayor of city in Saitama Pref arrested for punching female bar employee
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Police in Hiroshima on Wednesday arrested the 62-year-old mayor of Satte town in Saitama Prefecture on suspicion of assault after he punched a female bar employee.
According to police, Kunio Watanabe, who had come to Hiroshima to take part in Tuesday's ceremony marking the 74th anniversary of the city’s atomic bombing, was in the bar in Naka Ward alone at around 2:30 a.m. Wednesday when the incident occurred. There was one other female employee in the bar at the time.
Watanabe is accused of punching the 20-year-old woman in the face several times. He was quoted by police as saying he was drunk and doesn’t remember punching the woman and can’t understand how he could have done such a thing.
Watanabe was elected mayor in 2011 and is currently serving his second term. He and the woman did not know each other, police said.
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Drakon takes place in an alternate universe version of our 1995-2000. It begins in the year 2442 (aka 442 FS, or the 442nd Year of the Final Society) of the Draka history. The Domination is pitted against the post-American world of Samothrace in the Alpha Centauri system, which is a colony of Alliance refugees from the Final War. A failed experiment intended to research wormholes (called "moleholes") for FTL travel causes a single Drakensis (the genetically-engineered posthuman species of Draka), Gwendolyn Ingolfsson, to be sent to the 1995 of an alternate universe very similar to our own. The only notable difference is that Kenneth Branagh played Obi-Wan Kenobi in the Star Wars prequel, (though his casting occurs after Ingolfsson's incursion in 1995, indicating that the introduction of "holo-projectors" by IngolfTech might have attracted a higher-quality lead in the 1999 film of our universe).
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Dried mopane worms are frequently canned/packaged in tomato sauce or chili sauce to enhance the flavour.
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According to Chadborn's study, bronies are more likely to donate to charity, less likely to accept gender stereotyping, and have five to 10 times higher LGBTQ representation than the average U.S. population.
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I read the last line as "2022-2024: Shiibot." Now I want to make a Shiibot.
Any feature suggestions?
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The game of Musical Chairs involves a catastrophic off-by-one error where N people try to sit in N - 1 chairs, but it's not a fencepost error. Fencepost errors come from counting things rather than the spaces between them, or vice versa, or by neglecting to consider whether one should count one or both ends of a row.
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George Washington, with Henry Clay and others, bred for an ass that could be used to produce strong work mules. Washington was offering his jacks for stud service by 1788. Large breeds of asses were found in Kentucky by 1800.
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THE STORY OF ANON
ANON HAS 150 THREADS TO CHOOSE FROM HE CAN CHOOSE ANY THREAD HE WANTS HE CAN HAVE A VARIETY OF DISCUSSIONS ALL ABOUT THINGS HE ACTUALLY LIKES THE WORLD IS TRULY IN ANON'S HANDS
INSTEAD... ANON DOES SOMETHING ELSE HE ENTERS A THREAD HE DOES NOT LIKE HE TELLS THE WORLD HOW MUCH HE HATES IT THE THREAD CONTINUES ON REGARDLESS
AT THE END OF THE DAY ANON HAD NO EFFECT ON THE THREAD THERE WILL BE MORE LIKE IT IN THE FUTURE HIS TIME WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER SPENT IF HE ENTERED A THREAD HE ACTUALLY LIKED
“Somebody pitched me their stupid app while I was taking a shit. This group of three students knocked on my stall and asked if I was almost done. And I didn’t reply, finished my business, and went out, and they were waiting for me. They’re like, ‘Hey, sir, can you give us feedback on this app we’re doing?’ ” —Stanford psychology major, class of ’17
The prohibitions against fornication and idolatry are still observed by most Christian denominations although these appear in Jewish law.
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It wasn't that bad back then. Since video games were dedicated solely to a specific console or computer system typically the games were just starting to look better than pixels, you didn't have to play with the casuals they cater to so it was a little more interesting to play through a game while it was actually kinda cool to hang out with friends and play since stuff was typically a little more complex before they had to start dumbing it down for the plebs bucks.
Everyone dressed kinda like a dork, like if you just seen a casual 90's person today you'd think they were kinda funny looking and not very stylish.
People are humongous pussies these days, if you had a problem with someone you'd just settle it with a fist fight and be somewhat okay with one another after generally. Although it was way more common for a group of people trying to jump you, I've use to have to run away from an angry mob quite a often back then.
It's so weird when I look around now everybodies just staring at a phone screen all the time. Back then people use to interact a lot more and talk about shit. Use to be pretty common to make bets about shit nobody knew for sure and talking things over instead of "google it" kinda shit dweebs say ad nauseam about everything now.
Meeting girls was easy as fuck and they had practically no standards at all. It was practically impossible to not get laid or find a girlfriend. You could easily meet a few during the day and hang out with new ones every night.
It was way easier to make money or find a job.
Movies were alright, practical effects were badass and cgi was fairly rare. Most of the best movies didn't really come out till 1999 though that was easily the best year for awesome movies getting made having come out.
Mass shootings were extremely rare, and mostly just happened in office jobs because corporations are run by psychopaths.
I really don't know how so many people managed to turn into bitchy faggots now a days.
Title: I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator
Genre: Casual, Indie, Simulation
Developer: Psyop
Publisher: KFC
Release Date: Coming Soon
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Penile plethysmography tests arousal levels in sex offenders by measuring the engorgement of the penis using a special cuff.
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“He said, ‘I don’t want any of that funeral home stuff,’” she said, employing an off-color word for stuff.
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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as pedophilia, is in fact, ephebophilia/pedophilia, or as I've recently taken to calling it, ephebdophilia plus pedophilia. Pedophilia is not a paraphilia unto itself, but rather another base and immoral perversion of a fully functioning child molestation system made useful by the ephebophilia justifications, equivocation systems and vital rationalization components comprising a full mental illness as defined by the DSM-V. Many child abusers run a modified version of the pedophilia system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of ephedrinephilia which is widely used today is often called "pedophilia", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the pederast system, developed by the Kiddy Diddler Project. There really is a pedophilia, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Pedophilia is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other perversions that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an unethical ideology, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a completely degenerate mentality. Pedophilia is normally used in combination with the hebephebelebephilia operating system: the whole system is basically pedophilia with ephebephilia added, or pedophilia/ephebephilia. All the so-called "pedophilia" distributions are really distributions of ephebephilia/pedophilia.
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Chan searched high and low—really low. He wasn’t above asking his lab mates and friends to chip in with their own fecal samples. Other biologists in the building heard about Chan’s hunt and chipped in with whatever was on hand.
Was Terry's password just the n word?
This is exactly how the World Wide Web works: the HTML files are the pithy description on the paper tape, and your Web browser is Ronald Reagan.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Death Grips. The artistic merit is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of experimental hip-hop, most of the lyrics will go over a typical audience member’s head. There's also MC Ride’s noided outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from individualist anarchist literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realise that they're not just bars- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Death Grips truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the value in MC Ride’s existential catchphrase “BLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLO HOTHEAD CLIP A HUNDRED DOVES LIKE A BALD HEAD RASTA,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Friedrich Nietzsche's German classic, Thus Spoke Zarathustra. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Stefan Burnett’s genius wit unfolds itself through their headphones. What fools.. how I pity them. :joy:
And yes, by the way, i DO have a No Love Deep Web tattoo on my penis. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they stay noided beforehand. Nothin personnel kid :sunglasses:
I used to hang out with my female cousin a lot growing up. Her mom was a druggy and my mom didn't give a shit so we weren't really supervised at all. Every time I went over their mutt of a dog would lick at my pants till I pushed him away. around age 13 I asked her why he did that and she admitted she lets him lick her crotch a lot. I kept the secret and a few months later I asked her what it felt like and she ended up offering to let me watch. Which I accepted... I'll say this much, His tongue got deep in there but it was awkward and we eventually stopped talking after that.
The Aspen Ideas Festival began in 2005, but has roots that date back to the ’50s, which is when an industrialist from Chicago sought to improve the postwar image of his ancestral Germany by holding a 20-day event to celebrate the 200th birthday of the writer Johann Wolfgang von Goethe. (The chosen birthday boy, wrote Ian MacAllister-McDonald in the Los Angeles Review of Books, was “decidedly German, but couldn’t be too harshly blamed for the catastrophes of the Third Reich, having been safely dead for the past 117 years.”) That turned into the Aspen Institute, which now holds the Ideas Festival, where one can sample “paleo-inspired ManCave brand chicken jerky” and think not at all about the Germans.
A parent reported that the coaches “laughed hysterically” when handing the Big Boobie award to its recipient and made comments on the microphone about “what a feat” it was that this student could maneuver through cheer routines with her “enormous boobs.”
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I'll kill myself before ever saying lines like those.
They sound like house vocals.
Modern poetry sucks. Don't ever try to emulate anything poetry you've ever heard, because it is all soulless drivel. Try to think in terms of emotions, not rhymes. And if you can't find anything to say, make sure your girlfriend says the lines, not you.
Good poetry:
I saw the world crush my dreams
Felt the hole and then the void
I heard your name against my bone
Killer of the hurt you cause
i had girls blow dogs ..you should see thier legs move like when ya rub their bellies
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it's so fucking cursed, that was in a thread where both the other accounts in the conversation are suspended, so there's just no context at all
Privately, the president had often talked about fortifying a border wall with a water-filled trench, stocked with snakes or alligators, prompting aides to seek a cost estimate. He wanted the wall electrified, with spikes on top that could pierce human flesh. After publicly suggesting that soldiers shoot migrants if they threw rocks, the president backed off when his staff told him that was illegal. But later in a meeting, aides recalled, he suggested that they shoot migrants in the legs to slow them down. That’s not allowed either, they told him.
This is the worst take I have seen today. How can someone be misinformed, wrong and have a condescending attitude to boot while also being those things
You are adventurers in the realm of Beef ’s Keep, where the nations have been splintered over major disagreements in how to treat the realm’s people. Creepingvale and the United Clown Nations have led their people into a collective darkness known as The Deep Freeze. While the world currently feels like a cold and desolate place, you reside in the one nation that remains a true beacon of hope: Freshtovia.
Freshtovia has known for its lush fields; signature dishes; and redheaded queen, Queen Wendy. As queen of Freshtovia, Wendy has clapped back at all attacks on her borders. She is strong and has maintained her nation’s integrity despite the growing pressure of the other nations.
We all know of the later traveler Marco Polo, who acquired a taste for Chinese pizza, spaghetti and ravioli and carried his taste across the entire length of Eurasia, totally transforming the Italian diet.
It's all vanilla until NTR Caesar enters
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Anyway, you're clearly not going to give up, but I am. I'll leave you with some actual colloquial Japanese, not the botched nonsense you try to pass off as such. Notice how it makes sense, whereas what you say doesn't. A selection of my friend's reactions to some of your sentences. She's from Osaka.
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言いたいことだけはわかる
Hai guys. I wasn't sure which subreddit to start this topic in, sorry if I got it wrong. Yesterday, while I was sittiin on the toliet, I came up with an amazing theory. I hope you uboachanners like it! Desu! Basically, all of Yume Nikki, all of it, is about shitting your pants. Why does Madotsuki never leave her room? Many people have asked this question and I've got the answer. She's embarrassed after shitting her pants. Mado is a loli and kids at age are very sensitive to peer pressure. Mado shat her pants in class in front of everybody, that's why she never leaves her room. She's too embarrassed. Now, a second thing I noticed is that Mado never goes to the bathroom the whole game. She developed a complex where she is afraid that she will shit herself again. She doesn't trust herself enough to eat because she thinks that that will keep her from emptying her bowels again. If you can't eat, you can't shit. Not eating is painful though so she decided to end it all. She was too hungry. A lot of symbolism in the game supports this. Why else would the poop hair effect be in the game? It doesn't make sense! There's also the random restroom in Block World. Mado's deep sub-consciousness is telling her that she NEEDS to shit. It's like Karl Marx always said, from each according to their ability, to each according to their need. Mado can shit so she needs to shit as a HUMAN BEING. KyuuKyuu-kun is a piece of shit. What else could she be!? She's calling out to Mado from the staircase, reminding Mado of what she did. Notice how Madotsuki is always afraid of the toriningen getting close to her? She's afraid that they'll notice the shit in her pants. The toriningen represent Mado's more popular peers who isolated Madotsuki after her accident. What does shit mean, what does it signify? What deeper connection to the universe can be made from our human waste? The essays by the famous philosopher Michel de Montaigne teaches us that shit represents all of humanities embarrassments throughout history. The holocaust, 9/11, the Hindenburg disaster. Kikiyama must have read this book before the creation of Yume Nikki because she incorporates these themes into her magnum opus. Maybe she made Yume Nikki because she also shit herself? Mado's embarrassment is all of our embarrassment as a united species on this tiny, insignificant, blue planet we call Earth. We're all just a bunch of lost souls floating through space and we all don't want to shit our pants. Goodbye Madotsuki. Thank you for showing us the truth.
Indeed, the Conmaicne people claimed that their progenitor was Feargus Mac Roich, the unassuageably lusty owner of the Lia Fál, the great phallus, now turned to stone, which stands on the top of the Hill of Tara.
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According to E2's "Site Trajectory",[6] traffic has dropped from 9976 new write-ups created in the month of August 2000, down to 93 new write-ups in February 2017.
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The man was pure muscle.
However you think about it, that is the only word that can do him justice. Anyone who sees this giant of a man - over two meters tall - will find their eyes drawn to his extraordinary mass. The sense of hopelessness only increases as you tilt your head to try and guess at his height.
From the innumerable scars carved into his pale skin, one can easily imagine the immense amount of training and battle the man has overcome. However, it is obvious that not a single one of those wounds had truly pierced him."
After all, what could come of taking a paring knife to a ball of metal? The man's body is a steel mass in itself. A sharp blade may cut his skin - even draw some blood - but it stops there.
His arms alone are virtually the size of crocodiles. There is nothing covering his pectorals, but it is clear that the toughness of his body is practically armor. His legs trudge along with the force of mammoths.
Leather straps tightly coil around his entire body, including his face, but he does not appear to be suffering. In fact, the man is smiling, as though enjoying it - as though asking, is this all that constricts me? Certainly, the straps around his waist and between his legs cannot be considered protection at all.
That is fine; his flesh is not something meant to be contained within armor. If anything, it is unnecessary. That is the immensity of the man's mass.
The man crashed through the forests east of Trifas as evening set in. To the onlooker, a fish walking on land may be more believable; he stood out like a sore thumb against the abundance of nature that surrounded him.
Meader has admitted to doing 'stupid stuff' and said that he 'nutted' on the toy.
Hot Guys Making Out is a yaoi role-playing game, set in the Spanish Civil War, in which a tormented nobleman and his young ward attempt to resist their forbidden love for each other, and fail.
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Folks who bought Fallout 76 last year can now grab ye olde Fallout, Fallout 2, and Fallout Tactics for free. Finally, your Fallout 76 purchase will get you a good game.
Bjorn Adalbjornsson, a senior lecturer at the University of Iceland's faculty of food science, said without moisture, "food will simply dry out".
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Your responses in this string make me realize that I really need to leave Chrome.
Yeah, we had small fire tornadoes thanks to our city council.
The grainy video showed a man hold open the dryer door as another pushed the cat in, before they turned on the machine and left.
It was not immediately clear why the men put the cat into the dryer or what had happened to the other man in the video.
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Topical issues featured in Dinosaurs include environmentalism, endangered species, women's rights, sexual harassment, LGBT rights, objectification of women, censorship, civil rights, body image, steroid use, allusions to masturbation (in the form of Robbie doing the solo mating dance), drug abuse, racism (in the form of a dispute between the two-legged dinosaurs and the four-legged dinosaurs), peer pressure, rights of indigenous peoples (in the form of the dinosaurs interacting with cavepeople), corporate crime, government interference in parenting, and pacifism.[8]
In the episode "I Never Ate for My Father," in lieu of carnivorism, Robbie chooses to eat vegetables, and the other characters liken this to communism, and drug abuse.[citation needed]
--alsologtostderr=false:After discovering Oetker's Nazi past, his children hired a provenance researcher to investigate the origins of his art collection
Translated from Japanese by Microsoft
Vampire cartoon who wants to drink pee instead of blood #いいトイレの日 1/7
Although the religion was mostly forbidden and its followers persecuted thereafter in China, it survived till the 14th century in the country. Under the Song dynasty, its followers were derogatorily referred to with the chengyu 吃菜祀魔 (pinyin: chī cài sì mó) "vegetarian demon-worshippers".
Unit #29712 (sow ()) likes males and likes females
Unit #29713 (sow ()) will marry males
Unit #29714 (boar ()) will marry females
Unit #29715 (boar ()) likes females
Unit #29716 (goose ()) likes males
Unit #29717 (gander ()) will marry females
Unit #29718 (yak cow ()) likes males
Unit #29719 (yak bull ()) likes males and will marry females
Unit #29756 (magma crab ()) will marry males and will marry females
Unit #29757 (magma crab ()) will marry females
Unit #29758 (magma crab ()) will marry males
Unit #29759 (magma crab ()) will marry females
Unit #29770 (pond grabber ) is not biologically capable of sex
Unit #29771 (pond grabber ) is not biologically capable of sex
Unit #29772 (pond grabber ) is not biologically capable of sex
Unit #29773 (pond grabber ) is not biologically capable of sex
Unit #29787 (crundle ()) likes females
Unit #29788 (crundle ()) likes males
Unit #29789 (vrock ()) likes males and likes females
Unit #29790 (vrock ()) likes males and will marry females
Unit #29791 (tiercel peregrine ()) will marry females
Unit #29792 (raven ()) will marry females
Unit #29793 (raven ()) will marry females
Unit #29794 (raven ()) will marry males
Unit #29795 (raven ()) will marry females
Unit #29796 (raven ()) likes females
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New: Rick and Morty Adventure & Rule Book
Run a game that makes your players say, “Wubba lubba dub dub!”
What happens when the wild, narcissistic genius of Rick Sanchez’s power-gaming sensibilities and sarcastic metacommentary are paired with the world of Dungeons & Dragons? Find out on Tuesday when this book is released!
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Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.
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that is the same as salt, but you couldve just said salt instead
that is the same as salt, but you couldve just said salt instead
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Good morning, Yuni-sama. 🦇
I hear that toilets in Japan are beautiful in the world. I'm glad I was born in a country with toilets. Toilet sbest!!!
Stories about coercion, rape, and erectile dysfunction shouldn't be this endearing.
It’s cold on Titan, at -180°C (-291°F), but thanks to its thick atmosphere, residents wouldn’t need pressure suits—just warm clothing and respirators.
6“Nobody suppose to go nea one close ohana fo make sex wit dem. I Yahweh, da God dass fo real.
7“You betta not make sex wit yoa mudda. Az yoa mudda. No make shame fo yoa fadda lidat.
8“You betta not make sex wit yoa fadda's odda wifes, cuz dat make shame fo yoa fadda too.
9“You betta not make sex wit yoa sista, no matta her yoa fadda's girl o yoa mudda's girl, no matta she grow up da same house wit you, o anodda place.
10“You betta not make sex wit yoa boy's girl, o yoa girl's girl. Dat goin make shame fo you.
11“No make sex wit yoa fadda's odda wife's girl, cuz yoa fadda her fadda too. She yoa sista.
12“No make sex wit yoa fadda's sista. She yoa fadda's close ohana.
13“No make sex wit yoa mudda's sista. She yoa mudda's close ohana.
14“No go nea yoa fadda's brudda's wife fo make sex wit her. No make shame fo yoa fadda brudda lidat. She yoa auntie.
15“No make sex wit yoa daughta in law. She yoa boy's wife. No make sex wit her.
16“No make sex wit yoa brudda wife. No make shame fo yoa brudda lidat.
17“If you make sex wit one wahine, no go make sex wit her girl too. An no go make sex wit her boy's girl o her girl's girl. Dey da wahine's close ohana. Az one real bad kine ting you doing.
18“No take yoa wife sista fo come anodda wife fo you, cuz den dey goin fight. No make sex wit her wen yoa real wife still yet stay alive. 19“No go nea one wahine fo make sex wit her wen she get her sick time ery month, wen she no can come in front me.
20“No go make sex wit any odda guy wife, an make yoaself pilau lidat so you no can come in front me.
21“No give any a yoa own kids fo make um go through da fire fo make sacrifice fo da idol kine god Molek, cuz you guys betta not make my name pilau. I Yahweh.
22“No make sex wit one guy jalike you make sex wit one wahine. Az pilau dat.
23“No make sex wit one animal, an make yoaself come pilau lidat. One wahine betta not give herself to one animal an make sex wit um. Dat mean dey ack jalike peopo an animals not diffren, an az going agains doing da right tings.
Consider placing a chair and table in your vampire's sealed room and making them an undead accountant. As they have nothing to do but sit around for eternity, once they get their skills up, they may make exceedingly effective managers/record keepers. Work orders and stockpile updates currently seem to be psychically transmitted from the desk of the dwarf assigned to those labors, so entombing them in their office isn't an issue. However, vampire dwarves are still alcoholics, yet cannot drink anything but blood; the resulting job performance penalty from the "can't even remember the last time he/she had some" level of alcohol withdrawal significantly reduces the usefulness of vampires in this sort of role.
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When an opposition lawmaker last week asked a government minister why Hungary was withdrawing from Eurovision, he was told that the public broadcaster was responsible for the decision. Hungary, like other countries, has taken years off from the competition before, most recently in 2010.
However, pro-government commentators have cheered the withdrawal as a win for opponents of the LGBT movement.
Magazine editor András Bencsik said Eurovision has “been reduced to” a “homosexual flotilla.” He said staying out of the contest was good for Hungary’s “mental health.”
“Many young people thought that this is something for people under 18, but at this event the destruction of public taste takes place with screaming transvestites and bearded women,” Bencsik added.
As you can see, he's a man to be reckoned with. It also turns out that Wil's a nice guy who has been living under the shadow of that horribly-written Wesley Crusher character that he played as a paying job for several years. He seems well on his way to overcoming the stigma however, and we're happy to support him in that endeavor.
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Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Pokémon Promotion" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because there’s a Pokémon Promotion, fool.
It's only Pokémon. POKETTO MONSUTAS for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the Pokémori." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you Pokémon if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "Poké-mori, with Groudon."
Who in the world orders Groudon nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with Groudon?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "Groudon"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, Utsudon (Weepinbell).
That's right, Utsudon, with a juice box. This is the vet's way of eating.
Utsudon means you get a Weepinbell instead of Groudon. But on the other hand the price is exactly the same. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with the Kid’s Gyudon.
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According to hospital administrators, more than 200 lawyers wielding sticks stormed Lahore's Punjab Institute of Cardiology (PIC) at midday on Wednesday.
Hospital officials said the lawyers forced their way past security and split into groups, attacking various departments and wards.
Video footage shared on social media showed lawyers - in suits and ties - smashing medical equipment and windows, and beating up staff and officials including Punjab information minister Fayazul Hasan Chauhan who had arrived on the scene to try to restore calm.
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>>922
What exactly is the difference between boysyrup and boymilk?
>>923
Maybe it's like maple syrup and boymilk is boiled to alter the texture and concentrate the flavor.
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>>925 I really hope those places don't have users of birth control or hormone replacement. I have heard that those things don't get filtered out very effectively.
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Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment. I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling. Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours! Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths? A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.
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>>37
Anime-style girl crouched down, firing what looks like a FN P90 to the left. Behind the girl is the case for the gun, shaped like a violin case. The girl's clothes and hair wave. Black and white.
>>40
Unknown. A link to user-uploaded content(?) on a server related to the "Formation Girls" game. The game appears to be defunct, and the image has expired.
>>44
Javascript-based tutorial for techniques in the game "Tetris". In Japanese.
>>51
Website describing humorous blends of films. This particular page is "The Killing Field of Dreams". Description: A New York Times journalist is driven by an unseen voice to establish a baseball field in a Cambodian rice paddy during the mad rule of Pol Pot. Tagline: "If you commit genocide, they won't come."
>>52
Humor site in the format of a newspaper. This article, "Baseball Statisticians Unveil New Analytics Model Measuring Precise Amount Of Joy They Suck From The Game", satirizes excessive use of statistics in sports.
>>56
News site. This article is an opinion piece titled "EAT CHEESE LIVE FOREVER EAT CHEESE NEVER DIE", and is almost entirely written in capital letters. It appears to be commentary that news sensationalizes and misrepresents scientific findings.
>>63
Video, titled "Yuko Sakaitsukasa & YMO - Computer Obachan Animated Promo Video". An animated Japanese music video showing an elderly Japanese woman piloting a spaceship.
>>67
Image of the Killdozer, with the caption "Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything." and a Nike logo. A reference to a controversial advertising campaign by Nike.
>>76
Two videos. The first is a video from the mid 1990s about a man who wins at Japanese Pachinko machines. Commenters express nostalgia. The second is titled "Billy And The Clown Special Remastered Edition". It is three hours of Sam Hyde reading a story.
>>81
Blog about LaTeX. This post describes use of \reflectbox, \scalebox, and various unicode characters to reflect text in various ways.
>>82
Unknown. The music file has been removed from Soundcloud. The artist produces electronic music.
>>89
Blog post describing the use of compilers which output JavaScript [sic].
>>91
Unknown. The site 4x13.net is a text-based bbs.
>>92
Video titled "【Hatsune Miku_UtataP】永遠に幸せになる方法、見つけました。【Original】" A music video produced with the Vocaloid software.
>>93
Online dictionary, the entry for "hakurei", which is defined as "A type of round, white turnip from Japan." "Hakurei" is also the surname of a popular video game character.
>>100
Unknown. The site serves as a repository for user-uploaded content, but this video file has been removed.
>>110
The video has been taken down by Youtube in response to copyright claims from SO Productions LLC. It appears to have been a commercial for a cleaning product "ShamWow" by the pitch-man Vince.
>>132
The site has become defunct, but this was a community-sourced page associating backgrounds from the anime "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya" with real locations in Japan.
>>133
Song from the anime "Welcome to the NHK", titled "Damn It... Another Sunset"
>>138
Thread on a BBS, titled "DQN IFFY UH" with 5 replies.
>>168
News site. Article titled "Impure reason: Russian man shot in heated Kant philosophy debate".
>>178
Community question-answer forum. This subsection focuses on the religion Judaism. The question "Is human flesh a kosher food?" is answered in the negative.
>>183
Community-driven encyclopedia. The page regarding the Nuremberg Trials, a short subsection describing intelligence tests and psychiatric assesments of the defendents, including I.Q. scores determined for the defendents.
>>186
Website for LBC, a London talk radio station. Article titled "The Shocking Ad Telling Parents To Stop Taking Children To Be Shot By Paramilitaries". The advertisement was created by the Department of Justice for Northern Ireland regarding ongoing violence.
>>188
A blog post titled "Lorenz attractor is owl.", describing similarities between graphs of certain solutions to the Lorenz equations and the eyes of an owl.
>>196
A tutorial site. This tutorial is "How to Use OpenGL ES in Android Apps". The tutorial describes how to create an application that will run on the Android operating system and display an orange torus.
>>202
A website titled "HowTallisMan". Articles on the site describe the heights of various men or women (famous or not).
>>230
A fashion blog. This article is "Steal the Style: Ryan Gosling in Drive", describing how to purchase clothing similar to the unnamed protagonist of the 2011 film "Drive".
>>236
A comic depicting a boy who eats cookies, then transforms into a girl. The boys clothes change with him.
>>243
News site. This article is "American 'killed in India by endangered Andamans tribe'". It describes the uncontacted inhabitants of the North Sentinel island attacking and killing a Christian missionary from Alabama.
>>257
A link to the Google search page with the query "db".
>>269
Community-driven encyclopedia. This page is for the Goliath Birdeater Tarantula. The specific section describes their large size.
>>271
Image from the Granblue Fantasy anime-style game. The character Pecorine says "I'd never let anyone else have you, Karyl! Don't you worry! If you were made into terrine, I'd lap up every morsel myself!"
>>280
Site for the Japanese Kanji Proficiency Test Association. A page for the "Kanji of the Year" for 2018. The Kanji is 災, meaning "disaster, calamity, woe, curse, evil".
>>291
Community-driven encyclopedia. An photograph titled "Pessebre a la plaça de Sant Jaume - caganer". The photograph is of a stylized statue of a defecating man.
>>302
News site. The article is "Man uses super long CVS receipt to repair broken blind". It describes a photograph posted on social media of a long receipt being used to replace a broken window blind.
>>306
Video titled "Cool 3D World 2015 Vine Compilation". A collection of short videos related to the site cool3dworld.com, which appears to be a collaboration center for amateur artists using 3d rendering software.
>>316
Description of a software project, "jjogaegi", which is a "Command line utility to create, parse, and format Korean vocabulary to import into Anki, Quizlet, and other flashcard apps."
>>319
Forum for discussing the mental conditions of Autism and Asperger's. This thread is titled "Touhou Obsession", posted by user "XxLordxX". There are no replies.
>>331
Community-driven encyclopedia. Page, in French, describing the practice of wearing artificial male genitals.
>>338
Blog post containing the lyrics to the song "Tekireiki na Lady" from the anime "Lucky Star".
>>348
Online mathematical software. This specific page describes a feature which, when given a name from a list of fictional characters, will return a parametric function whose plot resembles that character.
>>351
News site, an article titled "Supposing ... Subversive genius Banksy is actually rubbish". An opinion piece by a writer who is not impressed with the artist Banksy.
>>362
Community forum, subforum focused on answering questions of law. The question, "Are lolis legal?" recieved no conclusive response.
>>372
Blog post titled "It's Always Sunny in Skotoprigonyevsk". It discusses the theme of mundane amorality, in classic literature and in the televsion show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
>>373
The video has been blocked in my location by Youtube in response to copyright claims from WBTV. It appears to be a comedy sketch titled "Wind Storm '97 Mad TV", which is a satire of news reporters who have unusual priorities in their reporting.
>>375
A two-panel image. The first image is three cat bowls, with the caption "DM: makes puzzle really easy". The second image is three cats eating from the three cat bowls in contorted positions, with the caption "players: spend 3 hours finding terrible solution". It is a commentary on a common occurence in tabletop games.
>>376
Community-sourced encyclopedia specializing in Anonymous internet culture. This page is on the Yoshinoya copypasta.
>>381
Image of Yayoi, a character from the anime-styled game THE iDOLM@STER. She is eating food and looking at the viewer.
>>389
An image of two globes. The first is captioned "Indonesia", and the country of Indonesia is shaded in. The second is captioned "Outdonesia", and every country except Indonesia is shaded in. The image is a screencapture from Twitter, and appears to have been taken by a Japanese user.
>>395
Video titled "Extinction - Ariadne's Ocean - Episode One Trailer". After a brief voice-over, a camera pans through a series of rendered 3D environments while music plays. It promotes a mod for the game SOMA.
>>396
News site. The article's title is "Son, 27, 'wants to sue his parents because he didn't CONSENT to being born'". The man in question lives in India, and hopes to make prospective parents think more about their hypothetical childrens' futures.
>>399
Now-removed game distributed by Steam, titled "Captain fly and sexy naked girls at school". The game appears to be about a fly who observes anime-styled girls in various states of undress.
>>400
Personal web site titled "Sythesizers, Music & Television". The author, Yala, has written descriptions of how to use synthesizers to create music.
>>407
News site, with article headline "'Weirdest Set of Coincidences in My Life.' Scientists Tracked Down the Owner of a USB Stick Found in Frozen Seal Feces".
>>410
Image of a list of fetishes from FetLife, a site focused on sexual fetishes. One entry in the list has been circled: "forcing girls to switch to linux".
>>413
Photograph of a blue coffee mug on a desk. The mug appears to be filled with milk. A figurine of a gorilla, presumably made out of chocolate, is almost submerged in the milk.
>>429
Animated gif, in the style of a reload animation from DOOM. The character holds two fistfulls of shotgun shells, then slams them together. The shells become a shotgun, made of shotgun shells. The character fires the gun.
>>445
Community-driven encyclopedia, the page for "Wishbone's Dog Days of the West", which is a children's movie featuring a dog.
>>449
Image of a visual novel, a scene in a classroom. The text is intermixed English and Japanese.
>>452
Image with the caption "Autistic Muppet" of a yellow muppet, against a gray background.
>>457
Animated gif of a slinky falling down a two-step escalator, designed for perpetual motion.
>>460
Game distributed by Steam, titled "Genuis! Nazi-girl Goeppels-chan Ep1 Creating the People' Receiver". A visual novel in which the player takes the role of Paul Joseph Goebbels reimagined as an anime girl.
>>473
Screenshot a news site headline: "Tranny who hasn't cleaned her room in 3 years thinks she could be a housewife if she dates a nazi"
>>480
Screenshot of a post by user "Thundertactics" on Bioware's game forms. He states some hypotheses of what the sweat of fictional character Tali would smell like, based on what scientific information is given in the Mass Effect series of video games.
>>487
Image of two wooden doors flying above the New York skyline towards two ships, which are rotated so that they appear as skyscrapers in the position of the WTC. The text is a collection of political references.
>>488
Remix of "Shii's song", including dialogue from an anime adaptation of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
>>489
Community-sourced encyclopedia focused on 4chan's music community. This page describes Ken Snyder, a musician from the 1970s. He is most well known for the cover of the album "By Request Only".
>>493
Image of a ceramic tiled floor.
>>504
Image of a cat inside a cardboard box. The box appears to be filled with doujins. The cat appears to be holding a small pillow, the cover of which is a scantily clad catgirl. The cat appears to be surprised.
>>514
Image of an anime-styled game. Two characters are displayed in front of a table laden with various foodstuffs and utensils. A caption reads "There were a roast of meat thought to be cock and the soup which was so yellow that it was".
>>515
Link to a thread on the 4-ch BBS, the /dqn/ board. The thread title is "Lets write an academic paper [Research]". The result of the thread was the publication of the paper "The Effects of Astronomical Bodies on Imouto’s Local Solutions to Rankine–Hugoniot Equations." by P. Gomez, P. Gomez, Tiddles the cat, P. Erdős, and P. Gomez on the website viXra.
>>516
Satirical news site, article title "Netflix’s Witcher Series Delayed as Method Acting Henry Cavill Won’t Stop Accepting Side-Gigs". The article relates to the production of a television series based on The Witcher and imagines what might happen if the lead actor approached his role with the same attitude as most players played the video game series.
>>517
Video titled "Merry Christmas 2018". A man wearing little except Christmas decorations traverses the outdoors, drinking vodka and engaging in other Slavic stereotypes. Christmas music plays.
>>555
News site, article titled "Guess who wins: Desperate weasel tries to fight off hungry heron". The article is commentary on a series of photographs depicting a heron killing a weasel.
>>578
Google's digitized library of books, viewing "The Apprentice, Etc" by Arthur Murphy, with a section of page 38 highlighted reading "mind your business". The search bar shows that the text searched for was "mind your bufinefs".
>>582
News site, article titled "Arkansas Men Arrested for Taking Turns Shooting Each Other While Wearing Bulletproof Vest After Drinking".
>>583
Edited version of a celebrated photograph of gases surounding a black hole. The light is edited to spell "owo".
>>589
Crime-focused news site, article "Mom does karate in Walmart parking lot as naked son exposes himself to customers & dog steals muffin mix from store: Cops".
>>596
Video posted on social media of a seal pushing around a bucket of fish, before moving to a zookeeper.
>>597
Humorous url which redirects to the /dqn/ board of the 4-ch BBS.
>>611
Archived video game for DOS titled "Fight a Duck with the Longest Ever Recorded Bird Penis"
>>614
Image of a crow with a bottlecap on its head. The bottlecap looks like a small hat.
>>622
Website for a culture magazine, article "Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex With the Earth Could Save It".
>>624
Video titled "Sonic the Hedgehog V.S. Windows NT 5.0 Startup Sound". A short animation; Sonic the Hedgehog presses a button on a computer, which plays a startup sound. Then, Sonic stands outdoors in a street and looks up as a car falls on him. The video cuts to footage of a nuclear weapons test. The startup sound persists.
>>629
Unknown. The server does not display the image, returning a 403 error with text stating the image contains errors.
>>631
Unknown. Probably a spam site originally, now only the text "Error establishing a database connection".
>>639
Video titled "Dead or Alive - That's the Way (I Like It) (Official Video)". A music video set in a gym.
>>641
Anime-styled image of a girl with a slice of bread in her mouth, reaching for her shoes as she leaves the house. She is wearing a school uniform and carrying several bags. There is a cat behind her.
>>643
Screenshot from the video game "Final Fantasy XIV". A figure riding a mechanical contraption confronts a player's customized avatar, which is dressed as a plush toy. The caption reads "Livia sas Junius: I have so looked forward to this meeting... Peppa Pig."
>>644
Community-sourced encyclopedia, the page for "Valsalva maneuver", a breathing technique with several uses.
>>647
A series of anime-styled images of girls. Girls are exposing themselves, completely naked, or sometimes engaged in sexual activity.
>>657
Community-sourced encyclopedia, page on Academic Fencing. The specific linked section describes techniques of fencing.
>>660
Image of Vladimir Lenin imagined as an anthropomorphic bear.
>>662
Community-sourced encyclopedia, page on Jesus and the Woman Taken in Adultery, described John 7:53 to 8:11. The linked section describes variances in the Greek text.
>>680
News site focused on the United States Air Force. Article titled "That F-35 sky penis above Luke AFB wasn’t intended to be sky penis, base says", describing an event that was reported in mainstream news.
>>686
Video titled "実写版 ドラえもん ①". A student film adaptation of Doraemon, who murders a bully and returns the money he had stolen.
>>696
Youtube playlist titled "DVD Cleaners", described as "Crossposted from https://twitter.com/MaxKriegerVG/status/1123696132083920897 so I can slap this up on our big TV and troll my coworkers." It is a collection of the audiovisual content placed on special VHS/CD/DVDs which where designed to physically clean the inside of a player.
>>697
Video titled "Higurashi Sound Effect - Yes, That One.". The sound is from the visual novel series "Higurashi: When They Cry" signifying distorted perception and/or imminent danger.
>>700
Online store for knives and accessories. This item is "Heretic Knives Manticore-X Double Edge OTF Knife Red (3.75" Black)".
>>702
Video titled "Saqra's Cult - The 9th King (2019) Amor Fati Productions - album stream". A metal album.
>>705
Image of Popeye the Sailor, with the hair, outfit, and sword of Cloud Strife. Presumably a joke regarding the strength that would be required to wield Cloud's comically large sword.
>>708
A label of "Flagler Fruit & Packing Co.", featuring a drawing of a woman in 19th century style with a finger in front of her lips, adorned with lilies. The label reads "Silence Brand".
>>709
News site for Japan. Article titled "Iran says 'idiotic' new U.S. sanctions shut doors of diplomacy amid White House 'mental retardation'". The article discusses sanctions and relations between the United States and Iran.
>>710
News site for Australia. Article titled "Dog meat trade", with the text "Solo dog meat sellers are bold in their branding, despite Muslims being against the practice." and a picture of a banner featuring Scooby-Doo.
>>712
Video titled "Feuerschwanz Hurra Hurra die Pest is da", a humorous medieval-themed musical act.
>>726
Culture magazine site, article "I Was Banned From Twitter for Threatening to Kill Mr. Peanut". The person says they wanted to emphasize the difference between people and corporations.
>>730
Image satirizing Turning Point USA. The text reads "Dear Liberals, If game corporations aren't trying to brainwash me into being gay, then why is Link such a fucking cutie?".
>>739
Online store for guns and accessories. This particular page is unavailable, presumably it was a Beretta 93R.
>>756
Community forum, subforum focused on mobile game Fate/Grand Order. The post has the title "I got paid ten dollars to create this. I want to share this with the world." and is an image of Jar-Jar Binks (of the Star Wars Prequels) dressed as Astolfo (originally from works such as Orlando Furioso) saying "Meesa ruin the Fate™ Franchise".
>>761
Video titled "Azumanga Daioh and President Bush". English language dub of Osaka kicking her shoe from Azumang Daioh, spliced with footage of President George W. Bush dodging a shoe thrown at him.
>>772
Image of a boy wearing a costume made out of sticks, tape, a banana, and miscellaneous electronics, with minor computer edits. The boy appears to be dressing up as an orc shaman from the Warcraft franchise.
>>776
Game distributed by Steam, titled "Femdom Lines". The game appears to be a pornographic game focusing on BSDM.
>>777
A screencapture of Char from the anime Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam, just before he says "I have never even once betrayed anyone, Haman.".
>>786
Host for doujin scans, among other things. This Doujin is "[Semakute Kurai (Kyouan)] Chou Mahou Shoujo Kaizou 3 Kaori", featuring girls with many penises.
>>789
An image of Jeffrey Epstein, captioned with text from The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind: "With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restored a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or psersist in the doomed world you have created".
>>792
News site. This article is "Farmers jailed in Australia for smuggling Danish pig semen in shampoo bottles".
>>802
Host for doujin scans, among other things. This Doujin is "(C95) [Gerupin (Minazuki Juuzou)] Bibibi no Biketsugou (Gegege no Kitarou) [English] {Hennojin}", an English translation of a Doujin of Gegege no Kitarou, featuring Mana and Neko.
>>806
News site focused on Hong Kong. This artile is titled "Bizarre photo of Adolf Hitler in Japanese kimono goes viral". It shows the photograph and reactions on social media.
>>808
Community forum, specifically the subforum for the defunct personal website host Geocities. Additionally, the forum is viewed with an unusual style.
>>810
Image of a painting of a blue-skinned fairy with large butterfly-style wings in a forest. The fairy is holding a crown and looking at the viewer.
>>812
News site focused on New Zealand. The article is titled "The Kiwi who fell in love with an anime character", and describes a resident of New Zealand who imagined himself in a relationship with fictional character Rem of the anime Re:Zero. Eventually he started a relationship with a human woman, and a documentary was made about him.
>>813
Online store for knives and accessories. This item is "Emerson Protech USN GXI Custom CQC-7 Tanto Automatic Knife G-10 (3.25" Black)".
>>814
Video titled "Béla Bartók - Rhapsody for Piano, Op. 1 (1904)".
>>822
Video news site. This video is titled "Girl Farts in Another Girl's Face During Fight " with commentary "shouldn't figh right after lunch... ".
>>825
Culture site. This article is titled "What is vore porn, and why do people love it?", and describes the vore fetish.
>>827
Social media post by a user posing as Toby Fox, claiming to link to the game "Deltarune chapter 2". Actually, it links to "Hentai Area 51".
>>828
Community sourced encyclopedia. This entry is for Dog, but is in the Scots language.
>>832
News site. This article is titled "Massive Semen Explosion after Blaze Hits Bull Artificial Insemination Facility, Firefighters Forced to Dodge 'Projectiles'".
>>841
Image of a topless Japanese woman lying on a bed, with semen on her chest
>>852
News site focused on Japan. This article is "Police officer arrested for repeatedly clogging women’s toilets in convenience stores".
>>865
/dqn/ board of the 4-ch BBS.
>>873
BBS
>>886
Document titled "Adult Swim Schedule 2006". The schedule beings on January 1 and ends on December 31 of that year.
>>898
News site focused on New York. Article titled "Louis C.K. tells Israeli crowd ‘I’d rather be in Auschwitz than New York City’".
>>905
Porn video titled "white teen groped in bus".
>>906
Photograph of a Japanese in-store advertisement for a product called "Poopsie Slime Surprise".
>>927
Video titled "Throwing a dog out of an airplane". A dog is tossed into a bank of snow. Because of lighting, until the dog hits, the snow looks like clouds seen from an airplane.
>>931
Screenshot from the visual novel Baldr Sky, showing a city covered in graffiti. The caption reads "That's Anonymous City in a nutshell, also known as the internet's garbage dump".
>>937
A photograph of a shower curtain. The curtain depicts an image from the video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, of a character in a wagon looking towards the viewer. A caption on the shower curtain reads "Hey you. You're finally awake".
>>939
News site. The article is titled "Prominent British lawyer sparks outrage after clubbing fox to death while dressed in a kimono". The lawyer apparently found the fox in his garden and did not want to call animal services during a holiday.
That's it, I'm done now. If you are reading this in some far-off distant future, I hope this context has been somewhat helpful as you try to understand us. Please note that this was long enough that it was only practical to write it in an external file and copy-paste it in, so the spirit of the thread has been preserved.
>>943-952, you are a true hero to the visually impaired, those from the mythical year of 1994 who shall decide to delve into a random kopipe thread filled with dead links on an only slightly less dead textboard, and probably some other people idk.
This post copied and pasted from Notepad as well because some traditions must be upheld, no matter how pointless.
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ BUMP, nya.
～(,_ｕｕﾉ
すみません、1/8まで休み取ってるので準備する時間がない
"Fools! Tremble before the might of THE SPACE THIRD REICH!"
"No! The INSURRECTION will not fail!"
PALPATINE speaks:
"GYAAAAHAHAHAHAAA! NOW, MY FLAGSHIP HAS TWO BIGGU, BLACKU DIKKUS!"
(from off-frame, the sound of Eric Butts simultaneously weeping and climaxing into his own mouth)
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP / SHOUNEN YO, SHINWA NI NARE"
ASUS EX-A320M-GAMING,
A few more exhaustive descriptions:
>>449
Image of a visual novel, a scene in a classroom. The text is intermixed English and Japanese. Insofar as can be determined without context, if the Japanese segments are translated to English, it reads:
"There might be people here who heard our conversation just now. So let us change the vice of gambling that we have done here into a charitable act that will help our company to grow."
It's true that gambling is illegal. It'd be a problem for me if charges were pressed over this wager, too.
"I, Stephanie Lawrel Williams II, under the name of god, swear to donate 100% of the money earned by this charity to the Roman Catholic Church, if earned"
Without hesitation, I pledged to do good works for the sake of God.
".................."
"Hmph. Did I say something strange?"
"Nothing. Rather not say. Just unfortunate that rationality can be intolerant"
>>641
Anime-styled image of a girl with a slice of bread in her mouth, reaching for her shoes as she leaves the house. She is wearing a school uniform and carrying several bags. One bag appears to be a guitar case and has the English text "Don't think,feel." written on it repeatedly. There is a cat behind her.
>>963
Whoops, what an embarrassing mistake (丿∀`*●)+｡照"
(the kaomoji is the copy-pasted part)
Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Winslow! HAAARK! Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!
Matthew Mercer is contributing more to the downfall of the D&D community than anyone else in history. Not even Monte Cook, not even Lorraine Williams, not even Michael Mearls, not even Gary Gygax himself have done as much damage to D&D. Mercer has made the game palatable to the kind of person who spends his Friday nights playing Cards Against Humanity while slobbering microbrews all over his beard while his wife's son is sleeping in the next room. The kind of moron who thinks mirthful laughter is the end goal of everything, and fails to understand the potential that RPGs have as a fulfilling hobby. Instead, he shits on that creative potential by turning the entire game into a joke, refusing to take anything seriously and making gimmick characters, bringing along his fat girlfriend to make a shitty elf druid character that she hardly roleplays, screeching autistically whenever she rolls a natural 20 because that is the only aspect of the game that her tiny female brain can comprehend, taking copious pictures of the game and posting them to Snapchat and Instagram to show what a geek she is, before getting tired at 11 and tugging at her cuck boyfriend's shoulder so that they both leave and disrupt the immersion even further, because the game doesn't matter to these people at all. It is a mode of entertainment, nothing else. And by entertainment, I mean they consider it nothing more than a Netflix special that they can pause at any time, because it is meant entirely to pander to their enjoyment and make them laugh to cover up how empty their soulless lives are. This hobby used to be full of passionate people who cared about the game and weren't afraid to show it. Now the hobby is being diluted by hordes of casuals who couldn't give a fuck.
Age: 14
Height: 145cm (4’9)
Race: Human
Hobbies: wild flights of fancy
Likes: herself with the mouse ears on, cheese
Dislikes: herself without the mouse ears on, the world
SINARIA: You are a brave adventurer. The
world of sinaria is under attack by the evil
stomper! Find, and destroy stomper for good!
Stomper thinks he is so cool, let's kick
stomper's butt!
"I've known him for years" says Liz, 21, whilst passing victorian porn anthologies to the local paedo, "And I've never seen him nibble on so much as a finger.
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ADRP X1, #0x621000
LDR X1, [X1, #0x8A8]
ADRP X0, #0x60F000
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I think there's a gap between how people and pod people see the phrase "You're next."
Recommended
16.2 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
EARLY ACCESS REVIEW POSTED: MAY 2, 2019
This is basically Mount and Blade with all anime-style girl armies, an obvious and necessary improvement. In addition to leading your fierce warband, you can choose the color of their panties.
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Mark Rippetoe
All right. No Name says... No Name says -- and this is not really a Comment from the Haters! tt's just an interesting observation. "If Epstein ran the Starting Strength program, his neck would have been too thick for Hillary to choke him out with.".
Changelog:
Madness mode starts with more gold and HP. But don't worry you'll die anyway
During your time here, you will be able to talk, join, and adventure with many other individuals in an experience that is unique to online games.
That being said, we have no desire to see your real life suffer as a consequence.
Don't forget your family, your friends, your school, or your work.
A Pro-Choice Cringetopia Dogpile is Derailed Upon the Discovery of a Mod With an Interest in Hardcore Furry Pornography
2002: U.S. Says Hussein Intensifies Quest for A-Bomb Parts
2020: Iranian Missile Accidentally Brought Down Ukrainian Jet, Officials Say
"If you fool me once, shame on you. If you fool me twice... you can't get fooled a second time." - Dubya
decimate half of the universe's population
A man tried to hurt somebody and got game-ended by a George Costanza handgun
Tanaka soon develops a deadly body odor and becomes a walking weapon of mass destruction. While taking a nap, the odor he emits kills everyone in the Lab. Horrified, he reports the incident to headquarters, as they instruct him to deliver the experimental drug to Tokyo. Meanwhile, the odor he emits grows stronger to where it affects several miles of the surrounding area, killing every living thing that smells his odor, except flowers and plants. The Odor is so potent that Gas masks, and NBC Suits offer no protection against its effects. His odor kills everything in the Yamanashi Prefecture, including all 200,000 inhabitants of Kōfu city. Nobuo continues on to Tokyo unaware of the death his smell is causing, but the rest of the country is in a complete panic.
You see this fictional character? I'm not afraid to admit that I've lost litres of cum to this character of mere fantasy. Isn't it funny how not even real men arouse me like he does? I have killed millions of my offspring to the thought of having intercourse with a cartoon character. a character conceived by the mind of another man somewhere in the world. Who knows, maybe there was a scientist who could have cured cancer, the engineer who could have figured out the terraforming of Mars, or even the future president of the United States among the sperm that now lay on that tissue. Needless to say, I don't regret it. He’s literal perfection. I can assure you that I will keep fantasizing about him and I won't stop anytime soon.
I plan to vote for Donald Trump if Hillary Clinton is nominated, in part for lulz purposes and in part because it’s not even clear to me that Hillary is to the left of Trump in any meaningful way (aside from having a vagine), but I’d never attend a Trump rally.
Saltier Than Crait is a community for those who are critical of the recent new Star Wars revival from Disney and wish to have intelligent, respectful discourse about it.
Asprey, a 46-year-old former information technology exec who lost 100 pounds and says he fixed his Asperger’s syndrome in part by changing his diet and removing toxins from his environment, has injected stem cells into his penis. He had his blood filtered externally and put back in his body, implanted a blood glucose monitor into his arm, and shoves some of his 150 daily supplements up his butt. His self-experiments lack scientific rigor — he’s a test group of one and has no way to account for the placebo effect. But as he explained on Dax Shepard’s podcast, “Medicine and science want to know why. I don’t care. The body is a frickin’ black box.”
The biohackers’ credo is: “Dude, just try it.”
(*ﾟーﾟ)
Remain calm when stopped by the police in Japan
by Debito Arudou
Contributing Writer
r/legaladvice
Posted by u/ragdollrae
22 hours ago
My butthole has been a location on Facebook since 2012 and I can't get it removed.
His NP is Big Steppy
