[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Shark tits][#32] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 04:41

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
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#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
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359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 20:03

Milquetoast millenarians

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 20:34

JENGA! DO YOU SEE!?

I'LL KEEP [bleep] UNTIL YOU [bleep]

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 20:48

Interesting how the post rate has spiked in the last couple of days.
vc: de, but I think I've already used it for a satori de pon in the captcha thread

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 20:58

I am genuinely astounded not only that 4chan still exists, but that it still consistently manages to get worse with time.

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 21:56

homepage suggestions? all i can ever come up with is "loud music, on autoplay"

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 22:08

What the fuck am I doing?

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 23:05

>>361 i had a couple days off in a row so i've been posting a lot tbh

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 23:32

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 00:45

>>363
I haven't used a real homepage in a long time, I find the "speed dial" kind of new tabs to be just about what I want.

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 00:57

>>363 yyyyyyy.info

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 02:09

pls come to Brazil

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 03:41

>>369
I'm worried your president would kill me for being gay

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 03:59

So stop being gay then go. You can resume your gay activities when you return!

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 09:37

>>370
easy, just kill him first

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 09:40

tfw no dqn boyfriend

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 09:44

tfw no dqn girlfriend
captcha∴ tanation

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 12:04

my fellow weebs, what's a good 和訳 for "quixotic"

google and various dictionaries keep giving me 浪漫的 but i feel like that doesn't really get all the shades of meaning, being quixotic means not just being a romantic but having an ideal of oneself as a kind of knight-errant despite it not really being the case

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 12:05

and if i just say キホーテ的 i'm afraid people will think i mean the clothing store

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 13:48

Be your own DQN boy/girlfriend

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 16:02

recent celebrity deaths i was actually kinda sad about:
david bowie
billy herrington
tama-ekichou
robin williams

will be probably be sad about fairly soon:
betty white
david gilmour & nick mason
patrick stewart

will say "fucking finally" when they die:
roger waters

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 17:14

>>375,376
It's one of those things where I think you just have to make a choice. Which meaning means the most? If you want to keep the literary allusion, a lot of places suggest "ドン・キホーテ[-like]" (which doesn't have to be 的, Weblio has 〜みたい、〜のよう、〜流(のやり方で) from various sources; ALC adds 〜風 to that mix, which I kinda like but don't know how natural that might be; Progressive 英和 has 〜式の, 〜に似た, 〜にふさわしい; off the top of my head 〜っぽい, 〜らしい, and 〜ごっこ could work if that's what you mean, and I'm not a fan of 〜型 suggested by JMDict but it's been done). And going by Google, some of them suggest the store more than the book. Perhaps in text you can add brackets so you're talking about the book instead of the character... or add "de la Mancha" in your best Norio impression.

Dictionaries and databases also suggest a bunch of more interpretive words. Of these, the one I liked best was 騎士気どり(の) because like you I think the essence of the word is a misguided sense of chivalry.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 18:46

I'm just happy I finally stopped caring about celebrities (e- and offline alike).

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 20:47

today I fixed shitton of things. good day. productive day.

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 22:42

C and V keys still being spotty af

Karmic punishment for abusing clipboards? Or just for being poor lol.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 00:26

Holy fuck, I am lonely.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 01:24

me too.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 01:35

did you hear about the man who went bald but still carried a comb everywhere?

he just couldn't part with it

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 02:40

I wanna rape her (with consent of course).

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 03:30

Like wolfmen, but they're wild boars.

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 06:04

I don't think it's that I'm lonely, myself... I used to think that, though. But now it's more like I have no one in the world to talk to in a meaningful way. I wish I had had a mentor, ever. Oh, how I envy those people for whom family is one of the best things in their lives, instead of the worst and only thing.

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 10:41

oof

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 11:52

great thanks just bloat that exe from 1M to 3M for no reason

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 13:02

he had such a cute laugh, i miss it

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 17:41

I am a disgusting piece of shit.

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 20:26

DQN Digital: Noises for Grinding

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 21:14

Pseud! Pseud!

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 21:33

The Very Best of VIP Software

FREE RINGTONES to COOL to

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 23:53

>>393 Triple Yes±!

397 Name: H : 1993-09-9315 00:48

+=-K

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 06:09

remembering when my 6th grade teacher got very mad at me when i called diss on netscape

she also just straight up hated me but that's a different issue

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 06:36

>>257
amused but not too surprised to find another piotr wozniak, anki, gtd user here.

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 09:19

Should I work Tuesday to Saturday or Monday to Friday?

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 09:29

>>400
I'd pick Tuesday to Saturday for optimal online gaming.

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 10:08

>>399
to be fair, they're not exactly underground

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 16:22

Kill a DQN for VIP QUALITY

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9316 00:10

>>400
Depends where you live, but where I live having a weekday off is really nice. Everything crowded on the weekends is not crowded, you can run errands at places that are only open on weekdays, and the whole city is generally just way more chill because most people are at work.

However if you have friends that often do things Friday night / Saturday, you should probably pick M-F.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9316 05:48

Itch Elemental update: It's a little more tolerable now. Phew!

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9316 17:53

can't look at bane memes anymore without imagining aiden gillen's glorious perfectly-shaped ass

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9316 21:30

I am extremely anxious.

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9316 23:00

Summon Greater Itch Elemental

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 00:52

DS9 first impressions after finishing most of S1:

-Excellent cinematography kind of hides the low budget and the fact that they had about 3 sets that they just moved back and forth between. High quality shot framing gives scenes a feeling of liveliness and spontaneity that you just wouldn't expect from a TV series produced today.

-I like the setting, it's neat to see how the "real" people live. TNG felt Tolstoy-esque at times, when it showed nothing but the intellectual upper echelon of society and their endless chess games and poetry readings and classical music recitals and all that boring shit.

-Every episode that focuses mainly on Bajor and Bajoran problems is infuriating, how did such a stupid and obnoxious people discover the warp drive?

-Sisko is pretty cool and has the "commanding presence" to be actually believable as a captain, unlike Janeway. Like Picard he takes no shit, but he lacks Picard's indulgent streak. An omniscient demigod appears and starts messing everything up and Picard's first reaction is to debate philosophy with him; Sisko's first reaction is to PUNCH HIM RIGHT IN THE FUCKING FACE.

-I expected to dislike Kira a lot more than I actually do, if I didn't know better I'd say they gave the viewer a bad first impression of her on purpose.

-Bashir is kind of cute but also extremely punchable, what is it about twinks that think they're alphas that makes you want to just grab them by the scruff of the neck and rough them up?

-Some of my favorite scenes so far have been the ones that are just Odo and Quark sitting at the bar bantering back and forth, I love them both so much.

-Dax is just kind of there, I'm still not entirely sure what her rank is or what she even does.

-O'Brian is an absolute madlad and I'm glad he got more screentime.

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 00:53

feel free to ignore and not respond because i'm basically just using dqn as my personal pastebin

but also feel free to respond

please

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 01:34

>>410
i try to cut it down to about 25% of the posts i wanna make because i got no one in the world to talk to and a lot of problems, but it's one thing to be heard and another to talk people's ears off

>>409
that's pretty close to how i felt about it.

though, i would dare to say ST just all around has a pretty bad conception of how things get invented. but if the human warp drive was invented by New Age Retro Hippie instead of a trillion-dollar public works project, i'm sure that could explain why a lot of spacefaring civs in the setting are practically barbarians (and why they find it laughable that humans see themselves as any better)

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 02:08

INVADERS MUST DIE ;_;

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 08:45

apparently i'm supposed to be burning excess caesars by now but i'm stuck with ferg onry

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 09:24

Surprisingly there doesn't seem to be any cocktail called a "ferg," ruining my clever joke idea, but this is close enough I guess https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2018/01/hennessy-partners-with-rapper-aap-ferg-on-limited-.html

Certainly sounds more drinkable than a Caesar

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 13:12

Why is the image board not working.

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 14:03

It got raided

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 14:03

oh man i'm in your mind fuzz always gets me going

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 16:20


     ∧_∧   for centuries my people have hidden among you,
     ( ・ω・ )  carrying our proud race's magic sticks but living in shame.
    と    つ but now it's our time to shine.
     し' ヽ_)

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 20:19

>>410
Yeah I can't tell you how many times I've written long winded posts just to CTRL-A Backspace or just close the tab. It becomes "Fuck, nobody would want to read this garbage."

Sometimes just writing the post is enough to satisfy myself. As long as I don't check for replies since the post was never made. Try it some time.

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 21:06

>>412
holy shit I just realized what this post was about.

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 21:32

hispa kek

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 00:40

I never understood celebrities. When I was a kid, I could not fathom why people would give a fuck about people they don't know personally. I thought maybe it was something I would understand when I was older.

Now I'm 30 and I still don't get it.

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 01:27

>>422 I agree that some people go way too far and don't really care about celebrity gossip and stuff, but is there really no famous person whose work you enjoy and that you like hearing/reading about?

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 02:01

Xbox One? SAD!

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 02:10

It has taken me years but finally my Uber score is high enough to sort of pass as a normal user, good grief.

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 02:44

>>422
when i was a kid i was the same way

at some point around 13 i started to get it, and now i get it. i think the process started because i wanted to make friends by talking about rock music.

but i wish i didn't; i feel like i brainwashed myself.

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 02:57

>>422
parasocial relationships with a celebrity + a feeling of familiarity, a need for wanting to vicariously live a life of luxury through them and legitimate admiration for the stuff they do makes for a dense mix of celebrity worship culture.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 19:11

石榴 - zakuro
海石榴 - tsubaki
手榴弾 -shuryudan

but why

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 20:00

Korean song that sounds like an argos ad sung in simlish

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 22:01

>>428
because 7th century Japanese people thought various Chinese written words were cool and stole them but didn't want to give up their homegrown spoken words so just slammed them together in ways that made no logical sense

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 22:32

i just want
four walls and adobe flash for my girls

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 01:18

why won't she text me back
Reeeeee

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 02:54

>>423

> is there really no famous person whose work you enjoy and that you like hearing/reading about?

There are a handful of semi-famous people whose work I enjoy enough that I remember their names. (Mostly directors and musicians.) However, I don't actively seek out information about them, and I certainly don't care about their personal lives. I'm especially bad at remembering faces. Even if I were to see a famous person on the street, I would probably not recognize them.

This is not a point of pride for me, nor do I look down on people who are knowledgable about celebrities. (Well, I do look down on the ones that are really crazy about all the gossip.) I'm just baffled by how easy and natural it seems to be for most people to recognize famous people, while for me it would take quite a concerted effort.

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 05:49

imagine literally being named "dick wolf" and using that raw power to break down 2 year old internet memes into a tv drama format so 98 iq boomers can understand them

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 06:57

It's been however-many years, and I still remember the professor of my data structures class bragging that one of the students she'd mentored was able to pursue his dream: making video games. "He's doing QA for Bethesda," she said. "You know, they made Skyrim?".

At that moment, an almost palpable feeling of students re-evaluating their lives swept through the room. In my memory, not one of us moved for a full twenty seconds.

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 08:45

Imagine the implosion on /tv/ if Tom Hiddleston suddenly died

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 13:06

>>435
Your shit teacher is the reason why ES Skyrim was full of bugs.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 13:40

>>435
Is this a real story?

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 13:40

I ask why, but I shouldn't because I know the answer and it scares me anyway.

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 15:02

>>438
Yes. Looking back, she was an accomplished researcher teaching an undergraduate class, trying to give some inspirational advice and be relatable at the same time, but missing the mark.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 16:48

mexican friends making fun of me for using plastic lime juice ._.

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 17:28

Why do so many people hate me?

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 18:36

>>442
If you were brought up into the sunlight out of that vile place, if you were cleaned and fed and comforted, in that day and hour all the prosperity and beauty and delight of Omelas would wither and be destroyed.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 19:27

One of my lecturers worked on that JFK assassination simulator, where they had a cash prize if you could disprove the accepted story of what happened. They got a letter from the white house or something saying how disgusting it was, and they framed it and put it above the mantlepiece XD

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 21:41

on Tuesdays and Thursdays, i read the news. it's better than reading it every day... right?

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 22:15

>>444
The wikipedia article mentions Lieberman and Ted Kennedy's reactions, but IIRC the WH wasn't super jazzed about it either.

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 03:10

chats moving so slow everyone will know im straight

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 03:29

awkwardly explaining that when i said i was crabby because i'm cutting i didn't mean my wrists i meant my diet

449 This post sucked.

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 20:14

>>448
who even hears that and immediately assumes it's an egregious reference to self-harm and not one of the many other meanings of "to cut"

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 21:06

I didn't realize it until 4 hours into my shift, but I'm definitely sick and I want to die.
vc: back, because i want to go back home

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 22:47

Imagine being a jellyfish.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 22:57

No brain, no thinking, therefore they aren't

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 22:59

Don't think, feel and you'll be cnidarian.

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 23:36

Just got a new subscriber; my channel has a single video from 2007

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 00:29

>>455
Better get to work then.

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 00:45

pokemon /ss/

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 00:47

>>450
To be fair, it's not that common to hear outside of bodybuilding circles.
vc gotter

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