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1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9712 17:34

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201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 20:10

news:my name is squeeks and i donated to IRS

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9762 03:30

I can't stop wondering what my life would have been like if my family loved me.

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9762 08:53

I'd just like to be able to call a seller of goods "merchant" without sounding antisemitic.

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9763 01:33

i wish i could pull my prostate out and wring it out over the sink, it feels so gunked up in there i can hardly piss

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9763 07:07

That doesn't sound too good. Better examine it. The surgery for removing parts of it hurts like hell. Please don't get into that stage.

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9763 22:07

>>204 try long needle-nosed pliers.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9764 18:19

house house house house house

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9764 20:32

fujoshi girlfriend who's ok with you cheating but only if it's with another boy and only if she gets to watch

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9764 21:10

Imagine being born past 1993

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9764 21:21

>>209 i can't cook, all i know is be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9764 21:31


>fujoshi girlfriend [...]

fate worse than death

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9764 22:31

didn't think about "strega nona" since 1992, to the point i forgot the title and barely remember the plot, then come across two completely unrelated references to it within the span of two hours

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 04:25

Rare events happen constantly

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 17:54

now i'm feeling lonely-- god damn-- my mind is playing tricks on me

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 23:13

pervasive guerrilla children's book ad campaign!

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 23:18

should i learn to cook kimchi?

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 23:32

>>216 do you mean like, learn how to make it yourself from cabbage? there's nothing much to "cooking" it, just throw it on the side of the plate with some meat and rice.

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 00:30

>>217 hell yeah man. like with one of those huge glass tupperwares in my fridge

219 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-9766 12:55

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Bizarre gory sex rituals for an imagined higher spectator!

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 13:33

I'm sick of this quarantine bullshit, I just want to cuddle my boyfriend and then get fucked into oblivion by him.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 15:00

why is there a whole emoji category for transportation. it's a globalist plot??????

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 16:29

>>216 it can be kind of space-intensive, but hey if you love it or need it to taste a particular way, then go for it (some people like it in a semi-fizzy state when you chew it; can't get that from a jar)

technically you could just befriend an ajumma, they'll hook ya up

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 18:51

The Unicode Consortium is one of the best examples I know of for the globalist paradigm. An organization starts out with a concrete, desirable goal (allow uniform representation of the characters needed to describe historical, international documents). Good progress is made, and everyone signs on board.

Then the organization switches from pursuing the initial, stated goal to simply prolonging its own existence. Problems (Han unification, homoglyph attacks) go unaddressed, additional feature creep pushes complexity onto software implementations.

Since the organization has adopted a goal that touches such a large number of people, of course there will be some users who are discontent with the decisions. The UC can't please everyone, so they default to pleasing the largest voices: corporations and donors. But those corporations don't care about the issues. They only donate to the UC for PR purposes.

So the result is an organization that doesn't care about fixing anything, funded by corporations that don't care about fixing anything, deriving power because the public vaguely remembers and approves of the goal that nobody is pursuing. The corporations request changes, the UC holds conferences and updates documents, but nobody in the loop actually cares about the result beyond technical curiosity. No problem is being solved.

TL;DR of course. Today they force U+1F688 LIGHT RAIL into your font library, tomorrow they sentence your family to hard labor camps because you hummed a forbidden tune.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 19:06

Lol i want a unicode extension for stroke order so i can write japanese kanji with the taiwanese stroke order and vice versa to annoy people. Are u a corporation that can fund this request at the unicode illuminati meeting. Pls and tyvm

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 19:09

I do appreciate ur pt about the homoglyphs and han unification if it helps

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 20:37

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety from mojibake, deserve neither Liberty nor θ‹±ƒ‹γƒ₯γƒΌγ‚΅γ‚." - Benˆζ±δΊ¬δΊ”θ Fra倧を受けて、ζ

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9767 10:34

I don't want to...

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9767 16:30

4 years since the murder, but I can't post a wikipedia link because 4-ch is trying to censor it.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9768 03:49



What the fuck are you roleplayers talking about this time? Go back to your basement and LARP about the apocalypse and orcs with giant dicks you nerd

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9768 06:28

It's almost 100 degrees and using the computer makes my room swelter.
I hate summer, I live in NH and it still sucks.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9768 10:34

black elves matter

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9769 00:18

>>204 here

about a day after i wrote this post i went to the urologist and he gave me an antibiotic, i took the first dose, laid in bed for a while, then had a wank and the cum that came out was about the color and consistency of apricot jam, but now i feel great and all the pressure and feelings of being "stopped up" are gone

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9769 00:31

thanks for reading

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9769 02:49

Stop fursecuting

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9769 09:01

>>232 That's cool! Apricot jam!

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9769 22:42

Crabs are cool.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9769 23:19

intergender wrasslin illuminati meeting

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 00:21


239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 04:32

old and busted: rei clones
new hotness: asagi clones

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 15:53

butt nutter

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 00:40

thank you for your service, dude who autistically curates the wikipedia thread to make sure no one accidentally posts a link that someone else posted 8 years ago

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 05:18

For a very long time I thought "ACAB" stood for "assigned cop at birth."

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 06:40

Aaron Caresses Adolescent Boys

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 07:57

do you think mc ride knows who anthony fantano is and thinks he's a fucking dork

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 08:34

>>241 As I said, it's not in case someone accidentally posts duplicates, I just find it interesting that these particular topics make multiple appearances here, they must be –‚d‚w‚s‚q‚` ‚c‚p‚m ‚p‚t‚`‚k‚h‚s‚x–

I don't search the previous threads looking out for reposts, I see the title or read the first sentence and think "Wait, I already know about this, and there's only one place I could have learned it from" and sure enough it's come up before!

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 12:56

Can't believe I'm still alive.

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 14:14

i worry that we near the end times, yet i havent done anything cool enough to justify my existence during them

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 15:49

The end times were long ago. We are the abandoned watch slowly ticking down its last winding, the video game left running overnight by accident, the legacy server walled up inside a janitorial closet because nobody cares.

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 17:06

>>245 i was only being like 33% sarcastic, i too think it's interesting which articles get reposted the most. something in them speaks to the nebulous soul of what it is to be "DQN".

vc: pozz

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 21:28

alright, here's a spicy, dogshit take:
pepe is to 4chan, what mona is to 2channel.

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 22:36

pepe is giko; mona is wojak

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 22:44

teh rei is to DQN what Tablecat is to SAoVQ

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 22:49

don't think, feel

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 23:25

>>250 Mona was conceived on 2channel but Pepe was taken from an existing comic

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 23:29

Boys with long-ish messy hair are very sexy.

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 00:41

Boy, do I have news for you this season.

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 00:46

This is a better take since both Mona and Wojak started out as responses to people on the interne with too much time on their hands, though Wojak (Warrior) came from a short-lived Polish imageboard before it was sent to Krautchan and spread to 4chan a la Spurdo.

258 Name: Boys who INVITE a pantsing!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 1993-09-9772 01:26

Pantsing, or depantsing, as we called it in my old school, was considered a harmless tradition, which everyone – except the boy being pantsed – found amusing, and that included the teachers, and most especially, the girls in the adjoining school. In the article it is unclear if the boysf underpants are removed or just his trousers. It was always both in my experience, and indeed in my town, there would be little discomfort proceeding purely from mere trouser removal. The rules were that only the boys who were in the First Grade could be pantsed, and then only if they were pre-pubescent. Typically, after some playful monkey business on the part of the newbie, he would be seized by a group of older gheartiesh, have his trousers and pants removed, and quite often his shirt as well. Then, he would be carried to the middle of the school ground, usually near and sometimes right in the girlsf grounds, and left there to make his way as best he might.

As is common in many institutions, the youngest forms were the – usually benign – target of all sorts of pranks and japes, and so it was that the 12 year olds suffered this indignity. Itfs a sort of rite of passage, and the victimfs humiliation was alleviated by his knowledge that he would be neither the first nor last to be pantsed in public, and that it would soon be HIS turn to do the same to the incoming forms that followed him. Other rules were that the boy could in no way be harmed or hurt, that the act had to be done in a good-natured, jocular fashion, and that only boys who were lively, healthy, and cheeky were fair game.

One very common and largely unacknowledged aspect of this practice was that many of the boy victims brought pantsing upon themselves by being impertinent to and over-familiar with the older pupils, even daring them to do it, and thus incurring the penalty. I am sure that they secretly enjoyed the idea of being stripped and exhibited in this way in front of their classmates and the giggling girls always close by. I know, because I brought on such a pantsing myself after ragging a group of older pupils. It was sports day and I was barefoot, dressed only in shorts, underpants and a tee shirt. All this was quickly stripped from me, and I was carried by the others – quite naked – to the girlsf grounds, where the mob, reckoning that my impertinence had been especially intolerable, elected to bind me, standing, to the chicken wire that fenced the perimeter of the girlsf basketball courts. I struggled with all my might against this outrage, but my motives were not so much to save what was left of my modesty, as to take my mind off what was becoming quite an impressive and uncontrollable erection. As it is, the boys relented, and just as well, for while the headmasters of both the boysf and girlsf schools would overlook a simple pantsing, the provocative diorama of a naked boy seemingly crucified on a wire fence and with a deeply incongruous prong pointing to the horizon, might have led them to ban the practice altogether.

The Simpsonfs, a cartoon that has touched on many themes never dealt with elsewhere, has an episode in which one of the characters – Martin – brings about his own unbreeching, as he frankly admits to himself. The incident reminded me vividly of the mild exhibitionism of my own schoolboy skylarking. A brief screenplay can be found here:


259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 02:50

i remember when there were two common pepes and basically no rare pepes.

I feel like one of those people who knew bitcoin was a thing but didn't have a single dollar to my name so I couldn't hop on that. Because I was.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 03:59

Matt Drudge
Terry Tao
Perez Hilton

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 04:39

>>255 yes they are, where can i get one

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 08:48

>>259 Me too to both! I remember downloading all the Boys Club strips and pulling my shorts all the way down to pee before people started to say "Feels good man!" (before it was an alt.right thing). Anyone seen the movie? Is it any good?

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 10:30


>pulling my shorts all the way down to pee

I used to do that until 3rd grade.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 18:10

>>263 Feels good man!

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 18:36

Ifd be fine with any boyfriend but long-ish messy hair seems nice.

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 19:27

posting "plz fuck me sephy-sama" is a lot more concise and to the point, you know

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 02:19

I miss finding webcomics entertaining.

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 03:22

mosfets make me horny

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 11:24

We're not very good at existing.

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 12:38

i love it when i discover something unexpected on the internet and it sends me down a rabbit hole for at least half the day

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 17:21

I love it when I discover a new community on the internet and it sends me down a rabbit hole for at least half the month

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 18:05

DQN is like DQN but without the DQN.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 18:06

DQN will probably never be DQN again

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 18:59

vc: mabe a little late, but with the 10,000th coming up, wouldn't that be a neat date for a new dqn release?

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 19:30

It would be really cool to get a new default name on the big 10,000

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 19:57

Make album people nice nice nice nice nice

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 20:16

help, how do i made music

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 20:47

i'm actually a little worried that due to the fact that computers were only programmed to deal with 4-digit dates, the numbers are gonna "over-flow" (hackers call this a "buffer over-flow") and computers around the world will all break at the same date creating a massive "traffic jam" on the "internet super-highway".

What this all really means, though, is that you, >>274-275, should liquidate your bitcoin and reinvest it in gold bullion

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 23:41

Ever since I shoved that phylactery up my ass, whenever I'd jerk myself off a wraith would issue from out of my urethral meatus and I'd have to pay a cleric to get it dispelled. I'm running out of gold pieces and underpants. Please send help.

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 04:25

.@pokemon Eevee lives matter

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 04:35

need a medium-length messy hair twink to dote on like a mother hen

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 04:40

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 14:45

i be shittin, because that's what i be doing

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 16:05

i want to shit really badly but i'm on a zoom call

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9775 03:30

>>278 i feel like someone will probably fix that issue sometime within the next eight thousand years, but who knows

vc: cope

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9775 19:16

thinking about boy butts again

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 03:57

the virgin dumbshit on social media with an old money name (not related so not rich, thousands of followers, doesn't realize he's an embarrassment, tinfoil hat people yell at him)
the chad old money family website (nicely designed, boring-ass family website content, nothing controversial, nobody reads it, hasn't been updated in a few years)

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 17:02


289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9777 04:25

Alright, I'm going to have a panic attack right when I click "Reply" but then I'll fall asleep in 3 minutes.

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9777 14:24

Maybe I'll lay off the drugz for a few days.

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9777 20:29

Wait, the wizards were gay?

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9777 23:12

wizardry is kind of gay if you ask me

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9777 23:14

Sleep on this boob.

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9777 23:31


295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9777 23:52

i won't go into detail but it's very horny

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9778 05:19

it carries out and is w

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9778 05:40

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298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9778 10:30

Infant genital mutilation? Cut that shit out!

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9778 17:43

Italicised text looks nice.

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9778 19:21

When I see an italic I give it a little lick.

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