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1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9712 17:34

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11½ http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24½ http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
#33 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1557010373/

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9815 20:18

Folding inwards.

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9815 20:46

>>498
Nekojishi

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9816 00:59

>>502
thanks, bookmarked

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9816 09:41

heinously anus

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9817 09:10

the salmonella worms deep in the depths of my urethra are earthbound-inspired and half off on steam

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9817 17:37

I am still shit at nethack

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9817 19:08

I was trying to read an article in Finnish and Google translated "manpower" as "male strength"

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9817 21:41

I feel numb.

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9818 06:03

wen day is dark always rember happy day

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9818 14:52

don't forget to subscribble

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 02:48

ok google, show me list of war crimes that horses help commit

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 03:46

i think anybody who starts a post or tweet with "trump is literally" should be executed

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 04:19

trump is literally president of the united states of america

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 06:05

trump is literally the japanese name for western-style playing cards

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 08:58

>>514 It's actually gv

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 10:33

>>516 That's just a matter of orthography and phonotactics. Eitango that have been in general use for a long time are still widely considered "eigo" to this day even as single words.

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 11:08

>>517 So it's not "literally" "trump" then is it?

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 12:10

>>518 kana literally aren't letters.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 14:19

>>519
Yeah they are dude cmon lol

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 15:05

>>520 kana are syllabograms in a syllabary, not letters in an alphabet. this is why people call them kana and not letters, or they circumlocute, because almost nobody knows the cumbersome technical word "syllabogram".

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 16:08

persnickety pedants

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 20:18

>>521 you're circumlocution is nice and all but have you noticed that they are clearly letters?

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 20:37

kanji are literally letters, cuneiform are literally letters, letters are literally collections of lines on a page that represent a sound, no one cares about your pedantry, especially not the japanese who use the word to refer to literally all of those things

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 20:55

kana = 2 bytes = NOT letters

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 21:19

new cat is making me itchy, which is weird cause i already HAVE a cat that i've lived with for 6 years without problems

527 Name: Meesa captcha is 'gungen' : 1993-09-9820 00:35

>>525
By that definition isn't a letter either (except in obsolete Greek codepages, the likes of which also exist for kana.)

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 03:54

Tell me more about the gay international soccer ladies

529 Name: circumlo : 1993-09-9820 06:29

>>521 called me cute :)

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 08:30

I held up my Western-Style Playing Cards to my Japanese friend and I said curry wa nanny? and he said gvł!@CASE CLOSED!

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 09:18

>>530
how does one say a series of symbols

did the moving air emitted from his mouth cause visual representations of Japanese phonemes to manifest in reality, in a bizarre phenomenon inexplicable by science

if so, you should probably report that to someone

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 10:31

>>524 welcome to the entire point, which is that the Japanese largely aren't orthographic bigots who think gv is a different word from trump because their writing system hinges on different representations of the same word yielding slight nuances
if you have to redefine "letter" differently from what references have listed for centuries that just so happens to match general English usage in the present day just to call someone a pedant when that person is providing a demonstration that "literally" has a broader definition than just "how something is composed of letters" in the first place, you should literally take your hands away from all electronic devices for one goddamned minute and consider that maybe there's a line of reasoning to follow and you're just reacting to the last thing that got said because you've spent the last ten years conditioning yourself to not pay attention for more than one and a half seconds

in short, your mom's fat

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 12:07

>>532 cum

didnt read, lol

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 15:27

>>531
Didn't you read what >>530 said?

>CASE CLOSED!

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 15:36

dildough

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 21:11

>>531

>how does one say a series of symbols

i@L_T`jsf@@@@C@DDD

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 21:40

It's time.

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 01:23

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 05:28

What a powerful fucking series! Puts that feeling that swells your chest and keeps you up for hours past your bedtime, full of zest and bittersweet joy that radiates to every corner of your basement dwelling!!!

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 09:20

big ugly ogre with a green squishy caterpillar for a penis

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 14:26

hey

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 21:56

>>541
wanna fuck?

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9822 05:43

>>542
Hell yeah i do bb

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9822 08:20

Dennis the Ennis

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9822 08:39

No, I have to think of something interesting, and post that instead.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9822 18:59

Wow, I have a really nice butt. When did my butt get so nice?

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 00:01

touch gay anus

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 05:23

Welcome to ZORK.
Release 13 / Serial number 040826 / Inform v6.14 Library 6/7
West of House
This is an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
A rubber mat saying 'Welcome to Zork!' lies by the door.

> touch gay anus

Fiddling with a gay anus does not seem to do anything.

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 05:30

>>548

>look gay anus

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 07:57

> look gay anus

I only understood you as far as wanting to look.

(The primitive Zork parser thinks the verb look can only refer to looking at one's surroundings, so the correct command would be examine gay anus. The most likely output from this, although not very humorous, would be "I see nothing special about the gay anus.")

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 09:45

pick nose

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 15:29

A Roman Pug, that's very rare!

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 20:09

>>551

>pick nose

You select a large, hooked nose from the pile of noses in the mailbox, and slot it onto your face.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 21:04

Do we need a revival of adventure threads?

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 22:25

>>554
Yes.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 00:49

>>554
Sounds fun to me.
>>553

>inventory

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 02:29

How do I find a woman like one of the girls from TLC? There was a fleeting moment in 2000s pop where it seemed like the world finally figured out that flat was justice, and they had all those cool ideas for hair and clothing too.

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 04:19

>>554
How about adventure threads with lots of added S_JIS art? This place has been lacking in the AA department the last little while.

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 06:25

anus ape

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 07:12

>>556 Your inventory contains:

Briefcase full of files
Radio
Handgun
3 bullets
Quiche

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 09:54

i loved the grinding noises saga so much that i named both my cat and my stabby loli tomboy dragons dogma character after jack conundrum-chan, but it became obvious after a while when the MM would write 5 paragraphs paragraphs in response to a 4 word prompt that he was simply using it as a vehicle to just write what he wanted to write anyway. the worn armor, rusted dagger, and amnesia thread felt a lot more "traditionally dqn" in that regard.

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 15:50

atashi-tachi no turn desu pyon!

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 15:58

>>561 i dont mean this as a slight against the grinding noises guy, much the opposite in fact. he had some neat ideas but was constrained by DQNs wanting to spinebuster everyone and pour salt on everything. then again it just wouldn't have been the same story without that.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 19:52

>>561
I started the worn armor, rusted dagger and amnesia thread and then never posted in it again. I feel good about that.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9825 12:35

Sad.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9825 20:30

Nonplussed.

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9825 20:36

one of these days I've got to find a way to make my best stuff pay instead of just throwing it up here for free.

i need moneys bad

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9825 22:53

fruster eight

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9825 23:39

Rainbow Rainblow
Decatur Dictator
Buck Cherry Chuck Berry
I hate the radio

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9825 23:41

pauaua is Australian for banana

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 09:08

I hate myself.

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 10:34

>>570
bye is Japanese for no

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 12:47

>>571
wrong season, dumbass!

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 13:59

We'll bang, OK?

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 18:10

The Indian model of water treatment is associated with a higher degree of utilization with respect to designated public spaces.

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 18:59

Writing becomes a lot easier if you don't try to justify every single statement.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 01:26

Anchorite pros: hikki for Jesus, generally respected in small medieval communities, low to no social contact
cons: itty bitty livin space, options on entertainment and intellectual stimulation highly limited, even those of few natural urges may find them difficult to resist

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 06:22

͍VłB

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 20:13

disgusting vagina

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 23:29

ffs its hot today goddam

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9828 21:32

Hang on, lemme discuss this with my anterior decorator

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 04:51

gamer chicken

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 07:25

Do people really get high off this stuff? I've inhaled so much that I've got a headache and life is still shit.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 09:28

>>583 What stuff?

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 10:06

>>584 gOoF bUtT's, of course

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 12:19

Taco Bell, otherwise known as mex-lax

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 16:02

>>584
Compressed air.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 19:58

>>587 The only high you'd feel with that is brain cells dying. Get some poppers and fist yourself instead! Or nitrous is fun and safer.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 04:23

My bran cellz are dyin every time i use the internet box

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 04:25

>>589
Have you tried not being a cereal?

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 04:31

I HAVE MANAGED TO PRODUCE A SCATOLOGICAL S_JIS SHITPOST IN RECORD TIME

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 04:32

TO COMMEMORATE THIS VILE EVENT I HAVE REWARDED MYSELF WITH THE EMERGENCY MITTENS

GOD THIS FEELS GOOD

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 16:50

>>591,592
Thank you for your hard work, comrade.

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 23:21

disgaea? more like
dis nigga gae

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 23:40

>>594
this african-american is homosexual

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 09:07

I'm going to post on DQN.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 09:42

oh my god my tea is being spilled help me I don'T want to go to bed on a wednesday morning with the waterfall sunshine being dark and nasty

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 10:30

you could go to bed with me instead ;)

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 11:15

my blanket sucks

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 17:39

i might be a homosexual african-american but flonne is my wife!

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