[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#35]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#35] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9712 17:34 [No]

550 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9823 07:57 [No]

> look gay anus

I only understood you as far as wanting to look.

(The primitive Zork parser thinks the verb look can only refer to looking at one's surroundings, so the correct command would be examine gay anus. The most likely output from this, although not very humorous, would be "I see nothing special about the gay anus.")

551 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9823 09:45 [No]

pick nose

552 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9823 15:29 [No]

A Roman Pug, that's very rare!

553 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9823 20:09 [No]

>>551

>pick nose

You select a large, hooked nose from the pile of noses in the mailbox, and slot it onto your face.

554 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9823 21:04 [No]

Do we need a revival of adventure threads?

555 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9823 22:25 [No]

>>554
Yes.

556 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9824 00:49 [No]

>>554
Sounds fun to me.
>>553

>inventory

557 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9824 02:29 [No]

How do I find a woman like one of the girls from TLC? There was a fleeting moment in 2000s pop where it seemed like the world finally figured out that flat was justice, and they had all those cool ideas for hair and clothing too.

558 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9824 04:19 [No]

>>554
How about adventure threads with lots of added S_JIS art? This place has been lacking in the AA department the last little while.

559 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9824 06:25 [No]

anus ape

560 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9824 07:12 [No]

>>556 Your inventory contains:

Briefcase full of files
Radio
Handgun
3 bullets
Quiche

561 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9824 09:54 [No]

i loved the grinding noises saga so much that i named both my cat and my stabby loli tomboy dragons dogma character after jack conundrum-chan, but it became obvious after a while when the MM would write 5 paragraphs paragraphs in response to a 4 word prompt that he was simply using it as a vehicle to just write what he wanted to write anyway. the worn armor, rusted dagger, and amnesia thread felt a lot more "traditionally dqn" in that regard.

562 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9824 15:50 [No]

atashi-tachi no turn desu pyon!

563 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9824 15:58 [No]

>>561 i dont mean this as a slight against the grinding noises guy, much the opposite in fact. he had some neat ideas but was constrained by DQNs wanting to spinebuster everyone and pour salt on everything. then again it just wouldn't have been the same story without that.

564 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9824 19:52 [No]

>>561
I started the worn armor, rusted dagger and amnesia thread and then never posted in it again. I feel good about that.

565 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9825 12:35 [No]

Sad.

566 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9825 20:30 [No]

Nonplussed.

567 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9825 20:36 [No]

one of these days I've got to find a way to make my best stuff pay instead of just throwing it up here for free.

i need moneys bad

568 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9825 22:53 [No]

fruster eight

569 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9825 23:39 [No]

Rainbow Rainblow
Decatur Dictator
Buck Cherry Chuck Berry
I hate the radio

570 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9825 23:41 [No]

pauaua is Australian for banana

571 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9826 09:08 [No]

I hate myself.

572 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9826 10:34 [No]

>>570
bye is Japanese for no

573 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9826 12:47 [No]

>>571
wrong season, dumbass!

574 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9826 13:59 [No]

We'll bang, OK?

575 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9826 18:10 [No]

The Indian model of water treatment is associated with a higher degree of utilization with respect to designated public spaces.

576 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9826 18:59 [No]

Writing becomes a lot easier if you don't try to justify every single statement.

577 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9827 01:26 [No]

Anchorite pros: hikki for Jesus, generally respected in small medieval communities, low to no social contact
cons: itty bitty livin space, options on entertainment and intellectual stimulation highly limited, even those of few natural urges may find them difficult to resist

578 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9827 06:22 [No]

自分は高等遊民です。

579 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9827 20:13 [No]

disgusting vagina

580 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9827 23:29 [No]

ffs its hot today goddam

581 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9828 21:32 [No]

Hang on, lemme discuss this with my anterior decorator

582 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9829 04:51 [No]

gamer chicken

583 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9829 07:25 [No]

Do people really get high off this stuff? I've inhaled so much that I've got a headache and life is still shit.

584 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9829 09:28 [No]

>>583 What stuff?

585 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9829 10:06 [No]

>>584 gOoF bUtT's, of course

586 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9829 12:19 [No]

Taco Bell, otherwise known as mex-lax

587 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9829 16:02 [No]

>>584
Compressed air.

588 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9829 19:58 [No]

>>587 The only high you'd feel with that is brain cells dying. Get some poppers and fist yourself instead! Or nitrous is fun and safer.

589 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9830 04:23 [No]

My bran cellz are dyin every time i use the internet box

590 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9830 04:25 [No]

>>589
Have you tried not being a cereal?

591 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9830 04:31 [No]

I HAVE MANAGED TO PRODUCE A SCATOLOGICAL S_JIS SHITPOST IN RECORD TIME

592 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9830 04:32 [No]

TO COMMEMORATE THIS VILE EVENT I HAVE REWARDED MYSELF WITH THE EMERGENCY MITTENS

GOD THIS FEELS GOOD

593 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9830 16:50 [No]

>>591,592
Thank you for your hard work, comrade.

594 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9830 23:21 [No]

disgaea? more like
dis nigga gae

595 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9830 23:40 [No]

>>594
this african-american is homosexual

596 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9831 09:07 [No]

I'm going to post on DQN.

597 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9831 09:42 [No]

oh my god my tea is being spilled help me I don'T want to go to bed on a wednesday morning with the waterfall sunshine being dark and nasty

598 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9831 10:30 [No]

you could go to bed with me instead ;)

599 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9831 11:15 [No]

my blanket sucks

600 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9831 17:39 [No]

i might be a homosexual african-american but flonne is my wife!

601 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9831 22:13 [No]

Like all girls, I am a monster.

602 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9831 22:17 [No]

Like some monsters, I am a girl.

603 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9832 04:44 [No]

Xiao P hai

604 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9833 18:12 [No]

Los Chupacabras

605 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9833 21:07 [No]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

606 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9833 22:27 [No]

ლოლიკონ

607 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9833 22:49 [No]

No, that's dumb.

608 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9833 23:49 [No]

The amicable tortellini whispers sweet nothings in your ear. -more-

609 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9834 00:06 [No]

The big N Nerd

610 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9834 00:18 [No]

lying liar vs laying layer

611 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9834 00:40 [No]

make the semen come out

612 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9834 02:44 [No]

>>606
according to Google Translate this says "Lolicon" in Georgian

613 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9834 05:42 [No]

class: mage
subclass: african american mage

614 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9834 07:00 [No]

sprinkling red pepper on my tongue and expressing myself through interpretive ahegao

615 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9834 07:07 [No]

>>611
I had the same thought at about the same time but decided to not post it.
Great minds think alike, huh?

616 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9834 07:09 [No]

>>561
I named my computer's primary hard drive stovestove, then when it died, I named its replacement continue-chan.

617 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9834 07:25 [No]

>>616
as the person who chose the name Stove Stove many moons ago, this makes me very happy :3

618 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9834 09:43 [No]

pancreas pizza

619 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9834 10:26 [No]

sprinkling MDMA on my tongue and then licking her clit

620 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9834 10:55 [No]

>>561
I don't think the MM was ever just one person, but I could be wrong. I would jump in and write segments if I though I could come up with an interesting spin on the current prompts but was absent for most of the second half

also huge fan of grinding noises, I need to catch up on the sequel

621 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9834 14:49 [No]

increase PP

622 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9834 15:13 [No]

>>620
unfortunately the sequel just kind of, stops one day right in the middle

DQNs live all over the world, if there's ever another big international world war we should do that fullmetal jacket thing except i'll put a jack of hearts on my helmet, if we see each other across the trenches that's how we'll know not to shoot

623 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9834 15:35 [No]

I like the shirt novel thread we should continue that instead because it's more loose and requires less narrative skill, if that's what you're worried about

624 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9834 16:14 [No]

vaginae are vile

625 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9834 16:54 [No]

All vaginae are cute and yummy, if you love someone who has a stinking fish pussy the love makes it taste like the fanciest tuna salad!

626 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9834 19:20 [No]

"How to Win Friends and Influence People" is the title of an actual book and not just a meme
holy

627 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9834 19:42 [No]

>>626 （　のゥの）

628 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9834 20:46 [No]

I wish the physical pain at least did a better job of distracting me from the emotional pain.

629 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9834 21:57 [No]

Fuck them! Fuck them six foot under with an elephant cock!

630 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9835 14:08 [No]

i really want to manhandle some stupid braindead fucking twink and cum all over his stupid twink face

631 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9835 15:13 [No]

i just want to suck each other off and maybe try rubbing our dicks together

632 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9835 15:30 [No]

ベースLINEやってる？笑 -> "can i friend you on bassbook, lol"

nAmE a biGgEr DoWnGraDE

633 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9835 18:51 [No]

Text bored

634 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9835 23:06 [No]

Ugh.

635 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9836 00:07 [No]

I love nujabes but I am SO SICK of hearing his music everywhere that I never want to listen to it again

636 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9836 04:59 [No]

total recall isn't really part of the same set as robocop and starship troopers

637 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9836 05:36 [No]

life is tough and i eat a butt
butt eat a butt eat a bu-uuu-uu-uutttt
butt eat a butt eat a bu-uu-uuu-uutttt

638 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9836 05:57 [No]

Out of the 5 (6 if you count Dragon Zord) Dinozords, only Tyrannosaurus and Triceratops are actually dinosaurs.

639 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9836 08:38 [No]

EL HORNO DE MICROONDAS

640 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9836 15:54 [No]

Switch off brain.

641 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9836 16:23 [No]

The most common colorways for guitars and basses are dumb, and it makes me irritated to go shopping for one because they're all either the same five dumb colorways, ugly/bad design in some other way, or really expensive.

642 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9836 18:01 [No]

ooohhh my window compositor was off, no wonder KDE was performing so well

643 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9836 21:17 [No]

While looking through my old imageboard bookmarks, I stumbled upon a now dead board called depreschan. It seems that I made this bookmark years ago, maybe in 2017 when the board was young and freshly spammed everywhere else.
Now, this on it's own would be unsurprising, until I looked in my "temporary bookmarks" folder, where I store sites that I am uncertain about, as a sort of reminder to read them later and assess them for value as a permanent bookmark. Naturally, this temporary bookmarks folder is anything but temporary as I haven't cleaned it in many, many years. What I found in that deep, dark abyss of bookmark hell, was two groups of a handful of depreschan threads, saved for later reading. And these two groups, both saved intervals of around a year between them. What does this mean? Why would I save these "test threads," meant for assessing a board for bookmarkability, when I had already properly bookmarked the site much earlier? It's simple, I had forgotten. Depreschan was such an unnotable site that each time I ran across the spam advertising it, I mistook it for a new board and bookmarked it anew.
Three times. Three times I saw it spammed. Three times I thought it was new. Thus, twice I failed to recognize it.

The verdict: Depreschan wasn't a very good board.

_{also my bookmarks need cleaning ;__;}

644 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9836 22:23 [No]

>>643
For once I'd like to see one of those boards actually last and develop a proper community.
Which is a stupid statement when you consider that I barely ever bother to check any of them out.

645 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9837 06:29 [No]

I've never seen a chan that was (mass-)advertised that wasn't worthless. Every place I regularly visit I've found because it was mentioned off-hand in a thread that was otherwise interesting. If an operator is advertising their chan by drive-by posting on others, it's a really good sign that it sucks.

In my humble opinion (I've been running a tiny chan for ~3 years), running a chan should be like losing a game of chicken. When a group of people have a common interest that they cannot suitably explore through any of their current communication channels, they gradually get more and more frustrated until eventually one of them snaps and says "Fine, I'll pay a few bucks a month for a VPS". Maybe the result takes off, maybe it doesn't.

Without such a community to support or problem to solve, a chan seems nothing more than an ego project, and advertising for it is just a request for the rest of the internet to subsidize the operator's vanity (or give them ad money). I would be very surprised if that ever resulted in a worthwhile community.

646 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9837 08:14 [No]

I just want to say, the Wikipedia article on imageboards is the absolute worst place to advertise your imageboard, foreign or otherwise.

647 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9837 19:07 [No]

I miss ii/waka. Especially /yuu/, which was quiet and comfy and just nice.

648 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9837 19:46 [No]

I see that we've got book-burning and eunuchs in this game, but no burning of scholars?

Disappointment!

649 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9837 21:52 [No]

>>647
Hello! Could you help me figure out where I could have gotten this collection of "scenic" images from? I downloaded it in late 2016 and extracted it in a folder simply named "yuu" at the time, but I haven't been able to find it in any of the archives of the board, which is where I'm assuming it's from.

https://mega.nz/file/2ANEBQxJ#EGsxPIhlaxmP8bJP14SNSgKHNPr0mDvb6D6pFqWMkdw (reupload)

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