nigger
(You!)
Soulja Boy, I tell 'em
Hey, I got a new dance for you all called the Soulja Boy
You!
You gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right
Ah, yeah!
Soulja Boy off in this
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Soulja Boy off in this
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Superman that whore
Then watch me crank that Robocop
Super fresh, now watch me jock
Joking on them haters man
When I do that Soulja Boy
I lean to the left and crank that thang.
Now you
I'm joking on your bitch ass
And if we get the fighting
Then I'm cocking on your bitch ass
You catch me at your local party
Yes, I crank it everyday
Haters getting mad 'cause
I got me some bathing apes
Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
I'm bouncing on my toe
Watch me super soak that whore
I'm gonna pass it to Arab
Then he's gonna crank it up for sure
Haters wanna be me
Soulja Boy, I'm the man
They be looking at my neck
Saying it's the rubber band man, man
Watch me do it, watch me do it
Dance, dance
Let get to it, let get to it
Nope, you can't do it like me
Doe, so don't do it like me
Folk, I see you tryna do it like me
Man, that shit was ugly
Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
I'm too fresh off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Roosevelt
And super soak that whore
super soak that whore [9x]
I'm too fresh now watch me do it
Watch me shuffle
Watch me you
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Now Superman, Superman, Superman
Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
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30 SQ and a dream to get Gilgadick.
Ouch, the nostalgia hurt very hardly
I was in elementary school when it was released
I'm in highschool now ;w;
Programs I loaded from my TI-99/4A's cassette drive always ran warmer to me. Assembler instructions were a lot more natural back then, not at all like the cold, sanitized, machine-like instructions loaded from your modern SSD.
9927 - 9361 = 566
she aged 566 years in 20 seconds, which means she ages 566/20 = 28.3 years per second
9927 / 28.3 =~ 350 seconds = 5 minutes and 50 seconds
She's literally less than 6 minutes old.
hai mAn i licked ur old style betar when u did thos bison pics in teh cave walz but this ok 2
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1.
COLD FRIDGE BLUE ROOM OLD MEAT.
BIG BROWN BOWL BIG BROWN BOWL.
HOT.
2.
EVERY DAY THEY REPLACE THE JARS OF URINE.
JUNE, JULY, AUGUST.
LAST WEEK I WAS NOT VERY WELL I HAD A BAD REACTION.
RRRR.
3.
HITLER, PLAY THE DRUMS. PLAY THE DRUMS, HITLER.
I CAN HEAR CHICKENS.
WET BLANKET WET SHEETS.
CAN YOU HEAR CHICKENS TOO?
4.
IfM A BROKEN BURGER DUMMY.
I HOPE YOU ARE A BROKEN BURGER DUMMY, TOO.
5.
THEY ARE THE ROUNDEST OF ALL LESBIANS.
UP THE ROPE COME ON UP THE ROPE UP THE ROPE.
HER NAME IS JO.
WELL IfVE KNOWN HIM SINCE WE WERE KNEE HIGH TO A PENIS.
HELLO, JO.
6.
BEEP BEEP BEEP HORSIE HORSIE.
THATfS HOW I MAKE-A DA MONEY.
BEEP BEEP BEEP.
7.
IfM SHITTING LIKE A KING.
LOOK AT ME AGAIN AND IfLL HIT YOU.
ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE.
8.
TODAY FOR BREAKFAST I HAD BAD BEANS.
HARD PLASTIC.
IMAGINE THAT IfM AN ANUS.
9.
EGG SHAMPOO.
CINEMA ADVERT CINEMA ORGY.
INSERT COCKS TO CONTINUE.
10.
PIES ARE THE FOOD OF THE FUTURE.
IfM GOING TO GET ALL OF YOU.
The term "boy" is often used in sexual slang as a diminutive term for adult males. Because of the underage connotations, it is sometimes preferable to spell it as "boi", but that may have been lost in the translation. See Boi (sexual slang) for more information. HalJor (talk) 03:12, 17 January 2012 (UTC)
iq 80
>I love god, god is good
iq 100
>I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE, DOG BLESS SCIENCERINOS
iq 120
>haha, low iq cucks don't even question the epistemology of research methods, do you even philosophy
iq 140
>honestly it all doesn't matter all that much, our understanding of everything is a social construct to some extent
<that being said, acknowledging something as a social construct does not invalidate it or make it false, but rather is an invitation to examine which parts of it are historically contingent and for what reasons
iq 160+
>nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
>I'm 100% nigga
>nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
>I'm 200% nigga
wake up sheeple
dude i don't give a shit what karl marx would think of my pronouns, i could open a twitch stream of a vtuber playing fall guys and his fucking brain would explode
I'm an Internet expert too. It's all right to wire the industrial zone only, but there are many problems if other regions of the North are wired.
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the last plate of authentic italian cuisine as its being fired into the sun: 👋
italians: 🤬
Right. I remember that the other Hobbits kept getting frustrated at Sean Astin for fucking up his costume and then the film itself getting messed up when they were doing the Grey Havens scene, so they had to keep crying over and over and over.
I love this song. The verse about the drywall hanger is my favorite part because I do drywall, thanks for the shout out fellas.
At which point does a poo stop being your property if it does not enter the sewage system!
Eg. If I were to do a dump in the middle of Boots, walked away, and they cleaned it up, but crucially, it was still in tact as itfs own entity, then refused to give it back me upon my request, are they breaking the law?
Please help asking for a friend!!
wefll have to sit at home all day and watch TV—at least until the sheriff comes by and sets us out for nonpayment, at which point I guess wefll have to sit outside.
What will we watch?
By gweh I of course mean the rest of you dumbasses. Ifll of course be watching prestige dramas on cable TV, like a true smart person. David Simon has a new one out next week, based on a book by Philip Roth. Ifm glad they got that finished in time.
No but really, like many underachievers, I spend a lot of my free time reading books. Itfs never done me any good, and I donft recommend it.
I would very much like to go back to the life I used to live where I couldn't pick apart this one drum solo in every single song ever made
Song so black my speakers shot each other
All I know is leach didnft let his children take off practices to go play social justice warrior. The they just kicked the reigning national champs in their dick in their house.
If yfall need me, I will be spending time doing shit on the weekends other than watching football. This Mickey Mouse bullshit is unbearable. Ole miss has removed everything except itfs name, allowed the ncaa to snip our balls off and used state to help and here we are,
>not employing catholics,used to be in scotland if you went for an interview the first question they asked you was what school did you go to,if it started with saint you had no chance,all started with a certain football club who never signed a catholic in over a hundred years,scum.
f*** Catholics. Fair-weather, cherry-picking rubes. ...the lot.
WOW, I watched this when I was a retarded little sapling. Can't believe this is here.
leftists will see another leftist with slightly different views than them and label them fascist and deplatform them, and homophobic wignats will see a horse cock dildo sucking Catboy in blackface and tweet "yo thats kinda based"
>>25 The "certain football club" is of course Rangers but the company he's talking about is DC Thomson, printers of the Beano, Dandy and other long-running newspapers and magazines.
>Local historical note: Gayle Anderson, the 2nd interviewee, was the pop editor of "Jackie" magazine at the time of the concert, published by D.C. Thomson & Co, who also publish The Courier, a publishing company who were infamous in Scotland for being anti-Catholic, and indeed never employed 'Papists' until they were basically forced to by law, well after the point when Ms Anderson worked there. í wonder if she found that 'deeply offensive' during her time as Pop Editor?
[the "deeply offensive" part relates to
>...Interviews with a few fans, with the attendant legally-required footnotes and apologies du jour {í am sure these people do disagree with whatever they believe to be his 'right-wing views', but there obviously is the thought that if you go public with any sort of Moz luv now, even in the 'nostalgia' section, to avoid the risk of on-line abuse in the wonderful world of 2020, you have to deliver such as the following ~ gIfm not a supporter in any way, shape or form of Morrisseyfs controversial comments, quotes and opinions over the intervening years and find them deeply offensiveh }
Fun fact: Life is political.
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Says who?
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People who have to fight for the right to be recognized as human beings. People who have to fight tooth and nail to ensure their "unalienable rights" aren't infringed on. But I'm sorry, that's political. And you just want to focus on Football.
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Welcome to the Fallout. Where a second Civil War is almost on the horizon depending on the debate tonight. Lots of characters will further divide the country.
The US is broken but a complete restoration and restart is necessary to flood out the corruption in our country. No one should feel safe.
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Oh yeah I think everyone can see the coming civil war. Sadder part is another country will come knock us out while we are at our weakest. Maybe then Americans can stand together at lease one more time.
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How the fuck is a disease political to you?
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Maybe because itfs became weaponized?
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Football itself has been weaponized and politicized. We still talk about it.
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The day the President made it political.....you know, instead of trying to save peoples lives.
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4 more years. Let that sink in.
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You are free to ignore this thread. No one is requiring you to participate.
I was a lifeguard for 2 years & nobody ever touched my leg hair.
What? How? You can make Terry Wads in Touhou Danmakufu?
Looks and feels really good until I put it in the microwave and it melted
you deserve to die for creating this
For the "right to be recognized as human beings" thing, there are some quotes I read in my local newspaper about why people are like this, because people feel like a lot of their causes are not political.
>I wish I could be shocked, but the reality is that anti-Blackness is at every level of our lives. The firing of this woman for a BLM mask illustrates the hypocrisy of franchise owners who are quick to support anti-Black, anti-LGBT and anti-woman causes ... on the basis of bigoted religious beliefs. I hope she sues,
>Over the summer, White wore homemade masks with the words gBlack Lives Matterh and gSilence is Violenceh to in-person training sessions at the school. She even made a few for teachers who asked her if she had extra. But at one point in the summer, the school's assistant principal texted her to say the school wanted her to stop wearing the masks because gparents will be coming around more and we donft discuss the current political climate.h
>White continued to wear the masks.
>This is human rights and it should be something that is promoted at our school. Itfs an excuse to not talk about it by saying this is politics, talk about it on your own time. Itfs just an excuse because theyfre uncomfortable with the conversation,
>This is a very straightforward, apolitical statement of something that has been made to be seemingly controversial but really isnft
It colors everything for some people and they feel that it is involved in every topic, not just political ones and that the "no politics" thing is just an excuse to not discuss things that are uncomfortable for certain groups.
I personally feel like it's not worth discussing with people who feel like this, but it colors everything for some people.
Everything about this mass hysteria these past few weeks is probably the most retarded thing I've ever seen, how everyone just swallows the shit the media feeds them whole. Everyone believing in some racial discrimination conspiracy about genocidal white cops because the media only focuses on white-on-black violence to rile blacks up, while not caring for any other more common match-ups, police brutality and violence in general. To solve this "racism" we'll have rioting and destruction not only in the US but all over the world, even in Sweden where immigrants are treated like kings and the cops are afraid of them. Antifa and all kinds of dreck join in for free stuff and violence and to egg the blacks on, as well as larping with their autonomous zones.
And then you have whites all around the world, as if what's happening in the US is of any relevance to us, falling into some sick mass psychosis. Anti-racist demonstrations all over the world, no one cares about corona any more. Taking knees left and right and worshiping blacks as gods, washing black feet and enacting black supremacy as a religion to combat the bogeyman of "white supremacy". Every single company and brand posting the same message about standing with BLM, every single e-celeb doing the same while encouraging their audience to donate to BLM. You have fucking video game youtubers who never mentions politics, social justice or IRL shit at all, something I used to appreciate, suddenly posting black squares and long tirades about poor black people because white people bad also trump orange. Can't even turn on a video game or watch a presentation about new video games without being told that Black Lives Matter™ and also gays are oppressed. Yes I know that the western games industry is compromised and this is what I expected.
All these "peaceful protests" are retarded as well since this is a non-issue. Had it been about police brutality in general, okay, but protesting non-existent "systemic racism", when you where supposed to stay inside the day before, is retarded. Especially in Europe where "our" immigrant blacks, who aren't related to or have the same history as American blacks, get away with a hell of a lot more than any native.
People act as if this is the worst thing that has ever happened and the most horrible thing they've seen, a cop "killing" a criminal thug resisting arrest by taking a knee and the drug addict having a heart attack. I've seen far worse both from cops and from immigrants.
Two cases that get brought up as comparisons, Tony Timpa, who couldn't breathe under the cops either, and David Dorn who was a black life lost to a black looter, were both worse than the kneeling cop.
And for domestic cases, another case of police brutality that was far worse than the knee was when a man with Down syndrome was shot and killed by four cops who thought he posed a threat with his toy gun. Three of them charged and later acquitted and the fourth cop woman who emptied her magazine to put him down not even charged.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/oct/03/eric-torell-swedish-court-acquits-police-who-killed-man-with-downs-syndrome
No riots, no demonstrations, no talking about police brutality or rights and justice for the mentally handicapped.
And immigrant violence and murder against whites happen all the time, but is hardly reported on by the media and never gets any reaction from the public except from the nationalists and the conservatives. But when a drugged up criminal black dies in America, being touted as a martyr and a Jesus figure, every white woman and the antifa faggots suddenly wake up and starts worshiping him and defends chimping out and immigrant violence because "white privilege racism whiteness". Outraged women can go live in Africa or do mass sudoku to honour the blacks if their whiteness is so horrible, and wannabe revolutionaries can get sent off to a Chinese re-education camp.
>>36 It's a really ignorant, blinkered view of the world, and it's clear the OP doesn't get out much and meet different people, but I don't think people like that are affected by calling them "racist", especially not in response to copypasta on an unrelated text board
It's one of those posts ITT where I can't tell if the person who posted it is mocking the stupid OP or holding it up as a valid point of view
You can get your average redditor midwit to believe anything if you first convince him thinking that way makes him better than some bible belt white trash christian caricature
Chris Johnson has provided several NFL insiders with the number on his yacht and is soliciting advice on the next Jets coach. Here's what he's gotten so far.
>Peyton Manning has provided Chris with another rousing endorsement of Adam's Gaze.
>Pete Carroll has praised Brian Schittyheimer as a coach who is taking football back 50 years.
>Russell Wilson has offered to pay Schittyheimers moving costs to get him out of Seattle.
>Rex Ryan told Johnson the only guy to lead this team is Rex Ryan.
>Korn Ferry suggested co-head coaches; Adam's Gaze should be the defensive coordinator because he can stop any offense. And Greg Williams should be offensive coordinator because he makes any offense look spectacular. And Chris Johnson will actually have the title of Head Coach and will have the final say on every play.
>Joe Douglas called with his list of potential coaches but Chris Johnson didn't take his call.
>Bill Belichick recommended every assistant coach who ever worked for him because they're all successful.
Lesbian Sex Audition is a video uploaded by Chris (as IMG 3207) on 31 May 2016, in which he shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a lesbian couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby by means of natural impregnation. Its contents are essentially a more SFW version of For Julie's Eyes Only (mostly because he's not technically naked). Chris attempts to demonstrate his sexual prowess with a blow-up doll, explaining his actions as he goes along, with the notion that he will treat Sam or Ellen to this sort of sexual experience should they allow him to impregnate one of them. He starts simple, attempting to perform cunnilingus on the doll's stomach and shoving his face in its rear with the offer of anal to Sam and Ellen (even though this categorically couldn't impregnate them) but moves on to advanced techniques such as helicoptering the doll around on his dick, all the while humming childish tunes and imitating voices. The tour-de-force concludes with Chris claiming that spinning a plastic sex doll on top of him for a few minutes was "a good workout" and mentioning that his dick is "five, seven inches long".
The video was previously mentioned in CWC Responds to a bully named Johan, as Chris explained it was made to show Sam and Ellen how a natural birth was better and to compete with Johan who made his own video. Chris also made an online poll to let the public decide whose video was better - at the time of writing, Johan has a clear lead.
The demonic Sonic Totem reappears in this video. Members of Kiwi Farms were quick to point out how it has turned away in horror to what is happening next to it, and many ended up feeling sympathy for the artifact itself.
As of June 2, 2016, YouTube deleted the video due to it violating its policies on nudity and sexual content, earning Chris a strike on his channel.
what does this metaphor even mean? what would it mean for the trannies in your head to be paying rent?
>there anybody here that observes it?
It seems not.
>what do you or your family usually do on this special day?
I'm not Jewish.
>i would like to remind the non-observers that this is a board for taking it easy. so... whatever you do, try not to post rants here.
It doesn't seem fair to mention a topic like this and then write that it should be exempt from criticism. If I made a thread on Adolf Hitler's birthday, would it be fair for me to put a clause like this?
Judaism is, like Christianity and Islam, an evil religion dedicated to an evil god, and I want the world to be free from this evil god's malign influence.
I really enjoy it - but I can't stand the feeling of my eyes popping out of my skull and my intestines being pulled from my mouth through my esophagus.
Sáráhgká, the Water Grandmother godess of sex and gender, fertility and birth, puberty, sex and love sends you an ocean of love 💙💙💙💙 and reassures you that you are her child and she loves all her children, because we all feel, and cry, and burn with lust and desire, and we are all the same.
Juekesáhgká, the Sharing Grandmother Huntress shares her love ❤️❤️❤️❤️ too, apologizing for not matching your sex and gender. Every huntress sometimes misses, and she cries for the pain this has caused you, because when we miss, it's because of love. Her arrow missed you because she loves you, her most beloved. This is the true meaning of missing. Once, when we were all the same, you were the whole, the holiest; both male and female in one body you were the holy keeper of gender equality. You are the most-loved and most-gifted child of the Mothers, helping us remember that we are all the same.
Oksáhgká, the Shining Grandmother of the Door, the Change, sends you her love 💛💛💛💛 and warmth and will watch over your change as a mother watches her child. Like you contain both man and woman, she contains night and day, winter and summer, death and life. She reassures you that change is natural, change is inevitable. Everything, even mountains change, because we are all the children of the Earth so we are all the same.
Madtegháhgká, the 🌳🌍Mother of all sends you her love 💚💚💚💚 and whispers that we are all her little walking tree children and she loves us all equally. She reminds you that your roots are deep and many, many generations back, some of them belong to mothers who loved all the children of the earth, and knew that we are all the same.
He pulled the classic: "Told you I'll pay your monkey ass when I FEEL like it. Better suck my D**K!"
Yeah, some fringe Catholics believe that Truman was a Freemason higher-up who purposely chose to bomb Hiroshima and Nagasaki (the cities with the most Catholics) as some type of blood sacrifice ritual to usher in the new age of man. Most evidence points against this, though.
Western textboard menses are just a bunch of period blood.
>>47 I don't know what this means but it sounds amazing and I want some
When in doubt, add more kobolds.
When in doubt, lewd the kobolds.
Nobody will ever convince me that Finland exists, sorry if that makes me Hitler-adjacent.
Only freaks think football still has any meaning. The world has moved on freaks, you should too. Your numbers are so small they donft even make a decent subscriber list on a youtube channel , and yet, somehow, you still think you are relevant. Itfs amazing . Blind passion in the face of raw statistical data. Face it freaks, your religion is over. No more football. Itfs gone and good riddance.
bro orange man drumpf the commander in cheeto said citric acid might help u against coronavirus so i drank hydrosulfuric acid and my insides melted, why would he do this to me
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it WOULD be hilarious to have a vtuber get swatted midstream, id tune in for that alone
id like to see how their software interprets several black clad officers and their firearms
That fly did more for the country in one minute than Trump and Pence have done over the past four years. That fly is a true American hero.
Reminds me of that one movie where Agatha Christie tried to kill off Hercule Poirot (her own fictional character) and he got so pissed that he manifested himself in the real world and argued with her about the implications of what she'd put him through by considering killing him off so callously.
freemans mind is like hlvrai but from likw what 2007 and much more lonely and cringey. god i want to fuckin blow him.
Actually a very bad call to light one up while sick with COVID... weed suppress your immune system. But if your high with pneumonia that is pretty poggers
This comment section is proably confusing af for actual Dean Martin fans
What an interesting question. I think dying from any cause takes only seconds or at the longest a couple of minutes. I think you mean how long does it take to do enough damage to kill you from drinking alcohol. There are many cases now of binge drinking killing young college students, who drink enough to kill them.
The young fellow I used to work for, on his fatherfs ranch, managed to do it in about 15 years. he crawled up on the beach one day after a swim and died. Then another friend walked out of a liquor store climbed into his pick up and died beside his wife. He was about 30. Another fell asleep with a candle burning and perished in a fire while passed out drunk.
One of times that bothered me most was an Irish friend with a lovely wife and young son. He had lost his job doing sheet metal work and began drinking heavily, his wife supported him and before long he was showing delirium tremors and his hands would shake until he had the first drink. He became a daily drinker and ended up in hospital with kidney failure. When he came home he was a yellow color and I asked him how he was doing, his reply was not too good. He was dead within a week at about 35.
I have often asked myself why, when I abused alcohol and drugs more than anyone I knew, I was still alive at 73.
I am currently in hospital for numerous problems like edema and an infection in my legs and spots in one lung, it seems I got lucky. This last time I came back in I thought I was havig a stroke. They have done brain scans, heart X ray, sono gram of my kidneys and yesterday of my heart. I had scar tissue removed from my uretha as a resuly of surgery to remove my prostate due to prostate cancer and might return home this weekend. Itfs 3:21 am as the guy next to me snores and bubbles and pops and I share with you my unseen friends.
So, how long does it take to kill yourself depends on how much you wish to commit suicide, because that is what you are doing. Some just take longer than others, just donft drink and drive and roll your car on itfs roof and burn to death hanging upside down in your seatbelt like I saw one 20 year old kid do, when I was driving cab. It was not a pleasant situation, as the fire was too hot to get him out and he perished. I had seen him earlier drunk as a skunk, young and mouthy as I picked up an earlier fair in the bar. He was over served and nobody cared enough to prevent him from driving and now he is dead. End of story!
You know you probably wouldn't like Mario. He'd be your landlord and be this obnoxious short guy that becomes 10 feet tall after taking drugs (mushrooms).
I know Shii in real life and he was pretty cool until he met my sister and he got all friendly with her and tried to give her a bunch of hugs and poo poo. She's 10. So I never let him come over to my house again.
There are different species of humans. This is made very clear by the Vedic texts of Sanatana Dharma. Some species of humans are more advanced than others which is made abundantly clear with just a passing glance at current events on the news. The truth is just the truth and has never been politically correct.
All those majestic creatures fought, to have their descendants - become your boner pills. Buy in bulk, and get that sausage stiff again..
>>67
That's the first time I've seen a westerner cite the Vedas.
There is but one truth. If you avert your eyes from it,
you will always remain nothing more than a puppet.
JOHN ROMERO IS ABOUT TO MAKE YOU HIS Best friend and plays lot of Deathmatch with you!
Look, I could give a crap about contracts, standing and whatever else: this is, from all Ifve seen, a fine young man who put his body on the line and paid a hefty price.
That, of course, leads me to the eI wish football was what is used to bef crowd. These guys have such a small window to make their money that itfs insane. Wishing for a ehometownf discount is so silly. Do most of us put our livelihoods on the line when we go to work each day? Absolutely not.
These men are not gladiators and we are not Romans.
EDIT: I should add this as well. I used to think I was invincible. I served this country and did my thing. Ifve paid the price: no big deal. But I tell my kids now: gWhat you do now will echo throughout the rest of your lifeh, and that gives them pause. Ifm glad it does. These men that we root for or against each game day should hear the same.
My childhood friend is working as a fox virtual vtuber who often dream about my 5th grade self that she's been unconsciously love for her entire lifetime
Nah. Its different. See in slavery, we brought the slaves across the atlantic from another continent. That was very wrong. Very wrong indeed. So now we just impose mental and financial hardships on everyone indiscriminately. You're not an 18th century slave, but a 21st century one. And your master isn't a person, but the entire elite class. It just works.
Frankly, if I want news about the USA, I watch Al-jazeera. Donft have to worry about Dems or Republicans there
I got this and put it on my track, 2 busses and master and sent the track to the record label and they instantly made me CEO for life. previously I have used Soundtoys echoboy and it only got me VP.
Look itfs real simple here guys. I, as a white male, am not offended by my racist school song. But I AM offended that other people are offended.
I mean until today I didnft even know it was racist. What am I supposed to do, take the time to learn about racism?!?
I mean, why canft a bunch of unpaid black players suck it up and sing my special football Texas stalking song in front of thousands of white fans? Itfs the only time my dad and I have any real emotional connection. OK!
Whatfs next? Thomas Jefferson? George Washington? Stephen F Austin? Grandpappy? Youfre telling me I need to face the troubling racist elements that goes all the way back to the founding of this country?
What am I supposed to do? Look to find common ground, bridge the gap and heal old wounds. Even make small sacrifices to build a better country and quit kicking this can down the road.
I donft think so. No special blackface football song. No America.
Damn. You got me. All of my feelings about gtraditionh (dirty word by the way) are invalid because I left out a contraction.
I saw blood. It was just after the pus and it was mixed in making it creamy pink
Remember when Nazz wanted to go hiking with eddys brother lol
Furthermore, a natural consequence of people reading books is the revenge of the harvested tree flesh (demanding to be consumed so that it can return to the world-gut and reincarnate) and subsequent psychic/memetic possession
When you realize that books hate you for not letting them decompose, imagine what plastic feels like, and the subsequent scope and scale of its violence against life becomes clear. .
The argument could of course be made that even the most hikiko of moris requires the existence of a vast global system to bring them food, electricity, and of course, new vidya
That is one creepy ass looking horse.
The CD-i, like the 3DO, has solid games on it but people watch AVGN vids and take them seriously.
Tiktok is an occasion of sin. Tread carefully around that app. Itfs a bait that has led to many a ruin.
The spiders cannot Wait
They are very busy causing Everything
In a world of sheep, I am a fox with seven legs, three tails and mange. Please kill me
"foxes pee on hedgehogs" listen, it's YOUR food, you season it however you want, but count me out lol
when the Buddha said "desire is the root of all suffering", he was talking about gacha games
Put aside your png of the cover art for "Rocket to Russia," the really weird thing about this is that punk and goth are both over 40 years old. This would be like if some 24 year old in 1976 recorded an 8mm film about how you can't like big band if you aren't voting for Jimmy Carter.
I have this idea for a VN. The protagonist is a jewish scientist obsesssed with the shoah. He builds a time machine and goes back in time with the intention to kill baby Hitler, but when the time comes, he decides to grab the baby out of the crib and takes it back to the future instead. He rationalizes his actions by thinking that it would be less traumatic for the mother if her baby just vanished. Back in his lab, he takes a moment to gather his thoughts. Then he realizes that all this time, the baby has been peacefully resting in his arms and gently cooing. As he looks at the baby, for a moment the image of the Hitler he knows - signature hair and mustache and all - replaces the baby's features. Filled with disgust, he's determined to go through with his plan. Nothing has changed. He can kill the baby in his lab and get rid of the remains without arousing any suspicion. Nobody will come looking for the baby. He wraps his hand around the baby's throat. This is Adolf Hitler. He had planned to convey a speech before the act. It seemed appropriate, given how important this moment is. And deep within he felt a growing guilt for having to murder someone long before they would do wrong. This is a baby. It isn't even accountable for its past actions, let alone future ones.
He began: "You are Adolf Hitler. Given the chance, you would have become the killer of many." The baby played with the hand that was loosely wrapped around its neck. "To spare so many innocent lives, I must now take yours." The last line of his speech was supposed to be "I WILL now take yours." He had imagined this moment in detail countless times, and for the last hundred times he hadn't changed anything. "I will now take yours", he corrected himself. He took a deep breath and tried to imagine the face of the Hitler he knew again, but could not. His anger was depleted. It seemed impossible to equate this tiny, curious being to the scourge of his people. He took another breath, closed his eyes and squeezed his hand. Immediately, the baby became distressed. As he closed his grip around the baby's neck, he felt his own throat constricting and his face contorted. Nothing was as he had imagined. He was supposed to kill Hitler in the past and come back to gauge the consequences. As far as the timeline was concerned, Hitler never happened. Did he need to kill this baby? What if it grew up to be a terrible person in the present? Surely the Hitler he knew was more than just the product of his environment.
Maybe this baby would become an animal abuser. Maybe it would become an antisemite. Maybe it would become a war criminal, regardless of how lovingly he cared for the baby. Care for the baby? Thoughts of raising a child raced through his mind. He was almost middle-aged now, but in his obsession to create a time machine, he'd never had any time for love. He had acquaintances, and he could rely on his family and other jews in time of need. He was liked and respected - not least for his extensive scientific affinity - and there were many who regretted his distant and preoccupied nature. For years, the only person on his mind was Hitler. The only person who evoked any emotion in him was Hitler. He opened his eyes. Hitler was crying. How long ago had he relaxed his grip on Hitler's throat? It doesn't matter anymore. But one thing is for sure. As Hitler matures, he will come to resemble that man he hates. It would be impossible to love him. Hitler will have to grow up as a girl.
Working title: Hit-her
My friend and I fed that cabbage patch doll cigarettes. we thought It was hilarious.
Any doll that mimicked a bodily function was always weird to me. Also, I feel Puppy Surprise misled a few children into thinking that you can rip open a dog and find puppies inside.
Performing bodily functions is natural for everyone, and idols like you are no exception to that inherent rule of nature, Moona. There is no need to feel ashamed. That doesnft make us love you any less. Not at all. We Moonafics sincerely hope youfll get better soon.
the hardest thing by slime girls is when their children have sex with her father to get semen to grow. but when the mother slime say no in that case i think the babyslime won`t doing it.
If you go skydiving there's at least a non-zero chance that you die, so you're spending $250 to risk your life. Nobody has ever died while rolling in a gacha (I don't have a source for this). So even though it's slightly more expensive, at least you're guaranteed to survive if you spend $400 for a character (probably).
Doing Sex(C), and by that i mean taking a shower
sex is groce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The revolution is actually all of us gathering in DC and starting to spin around in circles, very quickly, together until our combined rotational power takes on a sentient communist life of its own and begins eradicating capitalism.
Many of the people agreeing with her are either scared of her banning them or are just trying to copy her whole "Look at my 4 foot dick that leaks pus but you will still automatically want to suck it" thing. I guess that makes them yes-gender-nondescript-people, but not all of them are doing it forc whatever redeemable quality they find in Jenna.
Nunca saldría con alguien que usara la palabra "papaya" para referirse a la vagina.
Cuba is also a medical powerhouse and has a high level of education. It's a wonderful country.
It's not like Japan, which is tainted by hamburgers.
I go to great lengths, and I'm talking about extreme lengths, and I mean pandemic 6-foot lengths, to make sure I never accidentally touch a woman in any way at work. I check for feet under conference tables, I'm careful about bumping at the coffee pot, or leaning over to look at monitors, or being in proximity in the shop.
18 years into my career, never touched a woman at work outside of a handshake.
I'm sick of shows and movies portraying it as funny, deserved or no big deal when girls/women kick boys/men in the balls hard for other reasons than self defense.
The fetishization of this as "girlpower", or as some kind of way of punishing, humiliating, violating and/or hurting the guy AS a male, or the the joy which the kind of girl who does this draws from this makes it sexual violence and humiliation, in addition to severe physical violence.
Outside of self defense, what I listed above are the EXACT reasons girls/women do this, not "because it just happens to be what hurts the most, and his gender has nothing to do with it". BULL. SHIT. Girls and women do this to punish and violate males AS males, and the lack of inhibition to do this is due to a lack of regard specifically for males.
Shows and movies portray this as normal, funny or no big deal between children and especially a brother and a sister, they portray it as deserved when a guy somehow insults a girl, hurts her feelings or cheats, and even movies for little children like Ice Age or the Smurfs have scenes like these, where the underlying dynamic is all about specifically showing a girl humiliate, dominate and extremely hurt a boy AS a male by exploiting and violating his male weak spot and male genitals, and it's portrayed as funny and no big deal.
This trope has been played so incredibly often in shows and movies that the act has established itself as a "girl-thing", as a part of the female identity (even if it's mostly lived out vicariously) - violating and humiliating, triumphing over a male as a male by exploiting and attacking his male weak spot and genitals.
Even when there's an accidental nutshot, many girls laugh in a different way about it than guys, and even when it's completely inappropriate due to the seriousness of the particular case.
It's not a sympathetic "holy shit, I know how that feels, we're in the same boat" - laughter.
It's utterly lacking in sympathy, and comes from the satisfaction of an ill will, and resentment specifically towards males.
Girls/women who did this for any other reason than legitimate self defense should be deeply, deeply ashamed of themselves because they are pieces of shit.
It's not a cute or funny little story.
It's not something they did because "they did not understand" - they absolutely did, that's why they did it.
What else would make them do it, except for a more general disregard for males as a whole?
Girls who kick guys in the balls hard for other reasons than legitimate self defense are not one bit better than guys who beat girls into that kind of agony and grope them. Same goes for young girls and boys.
They deserve a hard punch in the face every bit as much as guys like that, and I mean that 100% - girls who do that should be punched in the face.
And if such an attack makes a guy's testicle/s burst and have to be removed, or takes his ability to father children from him, it should be considered to be on one level with rape.
There was a guy in my neighborhood who had rabies and developed hydrophobia. Since there was no cure they forced him to a corner and used water cannons against him till he died.
Edit: I live in India.
Roses are red, Violets are blue
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Arguing over pronouns was not the sort of stupidity I was expecting under a math video. Proof I guess that having above-average IQ won't make you any less delusional.
>>114
You have to be pretty Low-IQ to argue in youtube comment sections about gender
>>115
I wonder what kind of people in real life argue on/post YT comments.
my neighbor loves this song.
like if you're listening in 2020
>>401 I withdraw this comment, i was drunk and posted in the wrong thread and i thought they deleted my post
maybe i do truly belong over there. I'll see myself out
Its around $450 per night per person at that shitty Chicago hotel, thats a lot when they could buy many KKK robes or nooses for that amount.
imagine my immense disillusionment when, after studying japanese for 15 years, i go to a japanese mcdonaldfs and the clerk laughs at me when I order an gureshii teishokuh
If you open the broken OUIJAWIN.EXE in a hex editor you can see most of it has gotten replaced with parts of totally unrelated files, including a strategy game called "Pendulous", and a document analyzing the translation of the New Testament from the Greek source.
Looks like somebody at Softkey had their File Allocation Table mixed up.
I'm convinced most I encounter think I'm just a young boy. I've never had anyone ask if I was a girl or made any comment of the like.
Well thiccbooty69, Ifm happy you ask, but are you sure you wanna take advice form someone named frogdick27?
I am a firm believer of men being faithful, loving,adoring and honest. Giving their gf / wife support and freedom. Freedom to be herself. Freedom to sleep with whoever, whenever.
Hey, just a quick heads-up:
untill is actually spelled until. You can remember it by one l at the end.
Have a nice day!
While most people focus on the stats, few actually appreciate the card for what it is; a work of art. You can actually hear the haunting laughter of the imp in your mind. You can feel the smooth skin of the imp. You can taste the papery wings. But the smell is the most horrible. The odor had me not sleeping for 4 years. That's a long time to go without sleeping.
Maybe you than can say why?
Because I try to jump to that train, but I dont understand why exactly I must...hype???
Well, cyberpink,... grim darkness of future where xenos, chaos gods and psykers replaced by neon lights, hackers and augment. Meh, just not very jaded topic.
Smoke weed for healing...only miss snoop dog as medic, interesting okay.
Customizable weapon...well, therer are plenty games where you can change every single screw in gun. I mean nothing new and extraordinary.
So...for me this game like any other nowadays games. Well, like gta but with augments.
lol.. only if due to the human species dying out after the inevitable generation of coitus-starved narcissists nagging each other to death
le funny incel joke. You wouldn't be laughing if the führer showed up, you'd shit your pants and go crying to your wife's boyfriend.
>>132
Screaming about incels is more exhausted than the wife's boyfriend shtick
>>133
I just liked that this guy was wrong because he wouldn't be laughing if adolf hitler showed up.
U are very lucky man enjoy your bliss. Enjoy your happiness. Enjoy your inner piece. Enjoy no self loathing no self hatred no thoughts of what have i just done why have i done such a thing what lead me down this road what am i doing with my life can i get out of this endless cycle. What can i do, do i have power over anything ,does life mean anything why do we exist whats the point why am i like this why is the world like this. Can i change . Whats the point in changing l. Wouldnt i be better if dead.
Yes post nut clarity is real and enjoy not having it
A lot of white husbands would enjoy watching their wife being fucked by a huge black cock like this guy but he needs to be close so he can get a clear view as all the black meat fills her pussy and then shoot a load of hot deep into her womb.
I don't give a shit about any comics, but I'm getting sick and tired of starting to binge-watch a TV show, getting interested in the story, then getting bombarded with non-stop homo in the second season. At least have the decency to put the dicksucking in the first episode to save me wasted time. Sheesh.
The mask is a blasphemy, as it covers the face, which is intended to dehumanize mankind, created in the image and likeness of God, and is also an attack on the Incarnate Christ. I
no one even said to buy toilet paper and they did it
it's like they are already primed to consume, they just need the go-ahead from the news that it's ok
Korn is underrated, you all wouldn't know real music if it raped you in the ear
My comprehensive list of everything you can do with a pile of salt:
...no, sorry, that's yer Lot!
Is this meant to be realistic geography / topography at all? If not, cool!
LOL...The pepper cunt was so stupid! Wait till it comes out of your ass ya fuckin jabroni!
7500 people waiting for a vtuber pinching her nipples with a clothespin until she gets to 200k subs
As a practitioner of ritual magick and an adherent to the Hermetic traditions, as well as a remote IT worker I can identify with this.
Yorkton, Saskatchewan used to have a sign welcoming visitors to the "land of rape and honey".
First time I scored a short film, I sat in the theatre on opening night anxiously awaiting my "moment" in the score - an amazing string crescendo as the camera rose above the trees.
When the moment came, the dubbing guy had buried all my hard work under some tractor engine sound fx.
There's probably a lesson in there somewhere.
> that did things that suggested she was a lesbian!!!!!
U> Big deal.
BIG DEAL??? Oh boy, so now let's have lesbianism in animation!! We have
already gone far enough have we??? From what I saw here, I'm afraid to see
if anybody has tried to put lesbanism in animation!!! I wonder if there are is
cheap animation like this that has 2 lesbians (saucered-eye probably) making
out with each other. Take THAT back, that reminds me of this one awful piece
of cheap animation where at the very beginning 2 saucered-eye girls WERE
KISSING EACH OTHER and in bed, I saw it at a recent comic book convention.
Don't ask me the name of it, but it feature some weird mecha and weird cyborgs
(females). One of them who had a teenage girl (big and saucered-eye) pilot
her robot.
This is what I call pathetic, OK so there is this "girls with guns" crap,
bloody animation, nudity, sex...OK OK OK...But do we have to go even LOWER
with lesbianism like I saw in that one film I mentioned? I would think there
would be a limit, even it it was pretty low... But I guess I'm wrong again...
And don't tell me this stuff is made for the homosexual audience either...
That's like saying "girls for guns" anime is for females... Complete BS.
I also heard some of the prono animation and comics over there were
lesbianism dominated... Is THIS TRUE?
But I guess it is just a BIG DEAL?? How low can you go??
--- Maximus 2.00
Itfll be like a ghost in gA Christmas Carol,h but with John Lewis bringing you hot cocoa from the afterlife and talking to you about issues that affect you and your community.
why is all francophone "music" just some boring airy synth playing while some dude jacks off about how french he is
angry whiteboys are so funny. Its a mix of denial and terror. They deny that african men have bigger cocks and the fact that white girls prefer BBC. And terrified because they know its true. Deep down they know that they are losing the race war. Its hilarious that its because of white women rejecting weak genetic for strong black genetics. They know that some somali immigrant is making their daughter orgasm
i was enjoying her character but now anytime I see her on TV I cant help but think about her selling pictures of her feces on PayPal to creepy fans :poop: why did Lars Sullivan get so much chit for doing gay porn or Pricilla Kelly using a bloody tampon in a match spot but this thing is just whatever with people? it would be much less weird if it was panties or used gym clothes being sold, but pictures of your shit ?
RIOT TANTIES QYNOA OR RIOT old ass game solid reasoning raid boss are they on?
Apparently you have to send butthole sharpie pics to get in. I'm not sure if that's for the users that were randomly banned or everyone who wants to check out that subreddit tho.
I think we can all just agree that Finnish people are fucking insane on a good day... what do you dnd'ers call it, chaotic good?
Dont you dare to compare those. Trump is a total failure in everything he touches. Hitler was a veteran and counquered Europe.
Single pluck at 32 seconds into my song with 120 percent feedback delay running across the whole track with huge concert hall reverb drowning out the whole song opening up an inter dimensional portal to Satanfs anus
Nailed it
SANITIZE THE WHITE HOUSE AFTER REMOVING THE JEW DYNASTY: ISRAEL IS MOST DANGEROUS TO AMERICA THAN RUSSIA AND CHINA
By Aviroce
Therefs sunshine when he is gone
Itfs warm when hefs away
There is sunshine when he is gone
And he hasnft gone for too long
Anytime he should go away
Wonder this time where hefll be gone
Wonder if hefll be gone to stay
And this house ainft his home
Anytime he wants to lay
And I know, I know, I know, I know
He is a Judeo-Nazi to shed
US blood and treasure
Create Zionist Empire
And set USA on fire
Therefs sunshine when he is gone
Only darkness every day
There is sunshine when he is gone
And this house ainft his home
And he should go away
And he should go away
And he should go away
( ˃ ˂) I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!
I mean, gardevoir doesn't even have boobs.
And now the NPC says he's fine because the Protagonist came.
"catgirls have four ears" is a step in the right direction, but it is still milquetoast liberal reformism
instead i embace the truly radical stance, "human girls also have four ears"
Nya nya! Im catboy president Meowseph Biden! (He/They)
What the fuck is that terrifying furry orange thing? (and I'm not talking about Trump)
Yes - the key to COVID. Don't be a fucking fatty, and don't be average age of 82. Pandemic solved.
I rode an elephant once and it took a shit while I was riding it and I thought the pressure of my weight on it made it do that so I felt fat and starved myself for two days.
Anal penetration is anal penetration!
Shut the fuck up you mutts. I'm here to beat my meat i don't care which old man is gonna ruin your country.
Fate Grand Order? More like Fate Grand Nigger
Alice-chan... ahh uhh you like our Pussy kissing each other ? ... ahh uhh you're getting all wet let's Cum together ... hold it tight I'm Cumming Hyaa ahh~~pant Our Pussy are so wet blush
Opinions on squeezing testicles until they pop
Back in the day we always used to call him Jees Nuts, because he was always talking crazy talk. If I'd have known he really was the actual no kidding Messiah I probably wouldn't taped "Crucify Me" signs on his back in shop class so much.
My grandson said they take triple AAA batteries. Undo the little screw on the back.
Also, whether "getting raw dogged by strangers until you get aids" is in fact straight is dependent upon the gender of both you and the strangers, and whether trans women are women has no logical relation to this, though it may affect the "straightness" of each individual encounter if there is a trans women involved.
I could shit, piss, and cum in a mug and run that in your district as a Democrat and would still beat the Republican opponent by +30 points.
I am 38 years old. When I was a teenager, getting pornography was a real battle. You had to bribe people, you had a lot of embarrassment at video stores, it was not easy.
Today I see young people stop masturbating because of ideology preached by racist and anti-Semitic websites. How can zoomers be so stupid? This is unbelievable.
you: worry ineffectually about super PACs, think 'dark money' is just a metaphor
me: worry about megabats and troglophilic interests, descend deep into the subsurface to the gallery where true brokers of power bathe echolessly in the milky water of a Miocene gypsum aquifer
Donft Let Your Millions of Dollars Prevent You from Living Like a Peasant
>>183
Yes, the number of times he was sweet and nice are far lesser than the number of times he was mean to others. But we should also consider how important those events were. Giving a quarter of your profits or taking an explosive container, driving penny to Hospital despite not knowing how to drive aren't small.
When he is mean, they are only with words, rarely he is harmful. But when he is nice, he outshines everyone.
He is loyal to the core. He actually wants to live with Leonard forever without realizing that he is an interference in Lenny's relationship. When Lenny Broke up for the first time, he actually tried his best to maintain his friendship with Penny without risking his relation with Leonard.
Infact, he is really too innocent (or childlike or whatever term you prefer) to realize that he hurts others when he says mean things. He is the guy who feels ashamed and low because he has collected all his items from childhood. If anyone has any doubt how innocent (or dumb) he is when it comes to such things, they can watch episodes where penny used trains to manipulate him into advising her about her career (even a 12 year old can figure that out) or when Girls extracted the contents of the letter from Howard's dad.
He is the guy who doesn't even know the meaning of "Friends with benefits" or "How do you get a 12 year old excited"
Like Bernadette says, when Sheldon is mean to others, he doesn't realize it. But when he realizes it, he tries his best to amend. Like he tried when Leonard's name wasn't published along with his name on a research paper.
I am not saying that he isn't annoying and a pleasure always. If we just see clips or only those moments, we would find him to be a jerk but on a bigger picture, I think he is a very good human who is un-intentionally mean.
No doubt there are time when he is actually annoying. I particularly hated his behavior of trying to take the credit of the app, all 4 of them were trying to make and a few others.
He is annoying and jerk but as he doesn't do it intentionally I don't think he deserves all the hate he gets. Nor do any other character from the series. They all have their own positive and negative traits. Sheldon is just an extreme in both but doesn't get to show his positive side as much as negative side.
However, with the latest episodes and him embracing his human side and feelings, I think he will be understood and loved more. We should judge based on Intentions as well as actions.
Some of you (if anyone actually reads it) might think I have nothing else to do going by the length of the post. I do have. I have exams in 2 days and can't focus at all coz I am obsessed with this show. Watched it two times in less than a week.
Thank you for letting me vent out my feelings here. Have a good day everyone.
How the fuck am I supposed to wear cute latex one piece bunny suits when I have a huge cock??
This is bullshit!!
You know, I thought my ecological apocalypse was gonna have a more...I dunno heavy metal soundtrack w/ a bunch of gorgeous, buxom women wearing strategically placed scarves &/or morphs into bike-riding aunties in hand-cured leathers.
I secretly watch this when my girlfriend is at work.
When you go up to a mathematician at a bar and you say "check it out, I can express a parabola in the form y = ax^2 + bx + c...here, lemme graph three random parabolas for you on this napkin", she'll be like, "yeah, so?" And you'll blow it because not only is that not mathematically interesting to anyone of drinking age worth talking to, what kind of pickup line is that, anyway?
Universal Rule of Video Games: If there is a creative system a dick and swastika will be built.
>>190 in the game industry, there is a metric known as "TtP" based on this exact phenomenon.
Please note that November 21 is a Saturday and not a Sunday. We apologize sincerely for this error.
I saw a video once of this guy fucking a carp in the mouth. I thought that was kinda mean to rape the fish like that. Then I found out carp have a pharyngeal jaw that can crush sedimentary rocks to extract algae. That means the fish was a willing participant in the act of oral sex. I don't know how to deal with the realization there are fish out there hungry to suck dick but I can't even get a girl to kiss me.
ifve had intercourse in the same room as my phantom thieves edition of p5r and my joker amiibo
If the last five years have taught me one thing, it's that white people are ludicrously easy to scare and manipulate.
If the last five years have taught me two things, the first is that white people are ludicrously easy to scare and manipulate, the second is that USA will NEVER cancel WWe.
In September 2015, a 45-year-old dalit woman was allegedly stripped naked and was forced to drink urine by perpetrators in Madhya Pradesh
forums will function basically as online nursing homes for internet sub cultural hangers on
You know about the Sonic Hedgehog protein in the human body, right? Well, I don't want to alarm y'all but it turns out a lack of Sonic Hedgehog causes erectile dysfunction. And the cure is to get more Sonic Hedgehog in your penis.
The disrespect paid to SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom – Rehydrated will not be forgotten anytime soon by this faithful gamer.
Pretty masturbatory that there's a historical period called the Enlightenment lol imagine if Plutarch just called the founding of Rome the"Big Dick Muscle Chad period."
Genocide vs. Genocide. Well ... I have to honestly admit that, if the choice is between our genocide or their genocide, I'll always pick their genocide. ^_^
Actually, by the logic of people who throw tantrums when people correctly pronounce it /jif/, JPEG should be pronounced /jay-Feg/, but then I guess people who insist on being wrong are hypocritical and not ones for consistency. ¬_¬
In europe everyone is assigned male at birth and can only claim womanhood after 12 tasks.
(This is how himcules became hercules)
We have not had a woman in 147 years.
Full penetration. A lot of it. Graphic scenes of the protag really going to town on this hot young eggplant. All of the hits. Then back to action for more sakuga fight scenes then back to Chaldea for more full penetration. Back and forth, sakuga to full penetration to sakuga to full penetration, on and on for about 90 minutes and then the panel just sort of ends.
Andy sometimes visits his neighborhood library, which uses RFID smart labels, or radio frequency identification, allowing it to know where all its books are at all times.
Meanwhile, the Air Force, which has a $156 billion annual budget, still doesnft always use serial numbers. It has no idea how much of almost anything it has at any given time. Nuclear weapons are the exception, and it started electronically tagging those only after two extraordinary mistakes, in 2006 and 2007. In the first, the Air Force accidentally loaded six nuclear weapons in a B-52 and flew them across the country, unbeknownst to the crew. In the other, the services sent nuclear nose cones by mistake to Taiwan, which had asked for helicopter batteries.
Anything with 'whitelist' or 'blacklist' in the policy name was deprecated by Google today because of "racism". They say that the deprecated policy is still working, but judging from what happened to our shipping/receiving centers across the globe, that's not the case. So if you're like us, and were using these policies to control kiosk systems, that control is now, likely, gone. You'll need to get the new templates and re-build your policies with the "not racist" names.
>>208
did stuff break because of certain code sites getting rid of the whole master slave thing?
>>209
I googled around some but couldn't find anyone complaining that a change away from master/slave actually broke their shit, only that it shouldn't have been done in the first place.
There were a few complaints based on hypotheticals, such as that GitHub renaming the master branch to the main branch "breaks git tutorials."
Turning down the volume quality helps, but even then it's still nearly unplayable.
It also has nothing to do with rectums, so this is garbage.
I wish I lived in the Europe American libs imagine exists.
I just love good sex. Just wanted to enjoy something new but since not much is visible(never understand japs don't want show pussy but no problem with buttholes and shitting. Weird. cultures differ.) It would have been great without censoring and I think it probably is not the real deal here. I don't think this dude is with tribe. Damn. Would've like to see the real thing in detail. Black, White, Brown, Yellow, Alien- hell yes to sex. I'm kinda with a bunch of you though. If you just wanted to make rascist shit out of it, what the hell you watch it for. Ah-h-h, secret cracker desire but s-s-sh-h-not let white brothers know about secret desire to look at dark meat-lol. By the way, I'm 100% white irish cracker. I just love good sex. Pound that yummy pussy you Watusi motherfuckers. I love it.
If you don look like a Masters of the Universe/Fist of the Northstar character then GET OFF THE STAGE--you're making your cause look hideous and infantile, which it probably is.
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if you think these psych ward socks got some grip wait til u see this pussy
>>214
The way this person uses hyphens annoys me and I donft know why
>>218 I know what you mean, but it makes more sense if you read it in an Irish accent
Stunningly un-user-friendly, impossible to navigate, lacking in anything to indicate to a new player where to go, what to do, or why to continue wasting their time with an atrocious command system that is neither coherent nor consistent. I honestly cannot imagine why anyone would bother.
Weed is not that great, stick with stimulants or psychadelics!!
gReal women donft wear that much makeup.h
Ifm not trying to look like a greal womanh, Grant. Ifm trying to look like a Great Fairy from Ocarina of Time. Fuck off.
Thank God I was born in the Republic of Macedonia and not some third world shithole banana republic like the USA where I would have been diagnosed with ADHD and given METH at 7 years old for doodling in English class.
>>223
Macedonia and Albania are some of those countries that euros always talk so much shit about but you never see on the English internet.
Given the fact it's in perfect English, I have to guess that this is like the fake proxy Albanians on /int/.
Also mostly done with a possible replacement for GWND?0 that looks less... phallic? The current sprite appears to curve up and even has not-so-subtle veins... in wood. Even if it's mythology is that it was the chopped-off genitalia of an ent, I'd rather not take the role of someone waving it around at people. 😂
But I don't wanna watch this misogynist he-man woman-hater porn.
I want porno movies that are made with guys like me in mind:
Guys who know that the sexiest thing in the world
is a woman who is smarter than you are.
You can have the whole cheerleading squad,
I want the girl in the tweed skirt and the horn-rimmed glasses:
Betty Finnebowski, the valedictorian.
Oh yes.
First I want to copy her Trig homework,
and then I want to make mad, passionate love to her
for hours and hours
until she reluctantly asks if we can stop
because she doesn't want to miss Battlestar Galactica.
Summa cum laude, baby!
That is what I call erotic.
But do you ever see that kind of a woman in a contemporary adult film?
No.
Which is why I'm going to start writing and directing Geek Porno.
I shall be the quintessential Nerd Porn Auteur.
And the women in my porno movies will be the kind
that drive nerds like me mad with desire.
I mean, it's hard at the moment. In order to sell the Corona lie we have to stay at home, meaning all the weekly school shootings (the ones we fake in order to repeal the Second Amendment and emasculate all straight white American men by taking their guns) got canceled, and I used to make some serious cash as a crisis actor. These people have no idea how tough it is to be a pawn of the judeo-bolshevik New World Order.
This has to be the most fascinating, relaxing, and informative snuff video on the internet.
the guy who donates large sum of money every month so that Lazy has to say Expand Dong in every video is my hero
gaming forums are so trash
Re: Trying to explain the difference between a jig, reel and hornpipe.
yhaalhouse -
That was the funniest thing Ifve read all week. Thanks for that.
Listen, I normally have a level of respect for men who shamelessly insert their fetishes without regard for the consequences. The blue skin mindbreak guy from Blizzard is not one of them.
out of control art student rogue blurted out that the monster we were fighting was a fag and rolled a 20 on it
so the DM had to RP the monster losing his confidence and retreating
cat on a table... how did it get there?
it's very sick how even human beings can instantly identify undesirables from one sentence
machines however do nothing at all not good with this : )
in 5 years your phone will hear you cough at 9:34:06 and will know from that that you have the wrong opinions, a fully automated death van will pull up on the street next to you and you will be dead by 9:35:06
Interesting question on a test, since there are no proven explanations about where the rings came from (National Geographic published the latest theory in 2010)
I want to live in a group marriage with talking animals as well as conventional humans. This isn't an idle sex fantasy. It'll happen within my lifetime. We'll share this world with other species. And love will be quite different.
You can't prove Saturn isn't a single lady! Maybe GAWD like her very much! YOU MUST TEACH THE CONTROVERSY!
Am I gay because I am attracted to Elliot Page? I mean, he kinda looks girly in this picture.
Why do you dumbfucks demand conversation? You must understand i'm here to cum, not make a sewing circle with lonely fags who seek their sole human connections on an atlantean genealogical debate forum.
So unless you have a cute asshole, and wanna see my cock on discord, you should just fap and move on.
i was desperately in search of this comment, my brow was absolutely caked in sweat like a newborn is caked in its mother's juice with worry that i would never see this again. thank you
those "people of color" don't count, being further left than liberals actually makes melanin disappear from your body, it's hard to believe but thats just how it is
Straight Black Men Are the White People of Black People.
As a black man, it's true and I'm gonna get myself a nice snow bunny to impregnate multiple, multiple times.
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>>252
Look as long as you don't have off-topic pissing contests on who has it worse on forums do what you want
They're just piling more charges on themselves. The trials for this are going make the Nuremberg Trials look like a day in Traffic Court.
It's my fetish, in that a woman who is also partially a cat and a horse has a gigantic dick that's also in the shape of a horse beat people to death with it.
DO NOT get good at video games. (An X-box controller is like vagina kryptonite. Don't even pick one up.)
All that tough guy shit but you know inside his pants theres a shrivelled circumcised penis. I cant take an American seriously ever knowing they have a mutilated penis. Imagine driving around in your automatic car with a circumcised penis between your legs, staring through your windshield with your fluoride eyes, daily life of an American, ultimate cucks.
>>257
The first part of this post has really homoerotic undertones. It could have been kami if it went with it but eh
Update 02:
Found out that this tablet is not 64GB, it is 16GB and is multiplying data by 4.
I put a 4GB file on it and lost 16GB of space. I also think it only has 2GB of RAM at most.
>>259
How the fuck does that even happen? What sort of cheap Chinese knockoff hardware is this man buying?
Unless she's a nice girl with a nice cock, I don't want to see her.
>>260
some no brand chink tablet off ebay, found that post on xda forums. I'm not sure if it's real or if the guy is just retarded.
I pray the rosary with candy beads. Crack one between my teeth after each prayer. Life is a candy rosary. Sweet and transient. Progressed through prayer. Gone too soon?
the Philadelphia Experiment ended with several still-living crewmen fused to the hull and the entire deck encased in the opaque colloidal substance that would be reverse-engineered by DuPont and marketed as PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese
thinking about how there was a successful late-'90s adaptation of Kafka's 'The Metamorphosis' renowned both for fidelity to the original matter and the grotesqueness of its special effects but am now being told that I am misremembering 'A Bug's Life'(1998)
The electoral college was created to capture the votes of the symbiotic mycorrhizae living within the dirt. Biden and co are subverting a centuries old symbiosis with the original inhabitants of America. The spirit of America lives on as long as the mycorrhizae vote is counted. You can see the war against our fungal brethren through the urban/rural divide. Blue districts are where the mycorrhizae has been driven out/disrupted, and demonic influence is allowed through. Many parallels between sickness of modernity, and sickness of soil.
Lol my guinea pigs love weed too, they literally come right up to your mouth so you can blow the smoke in their face, i dont give it to them often though, like a couple times a year.
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No he sat there is complete silence for 90 minutes, fucked her for 7 minutes, without making a peep, and then listened to her thank super chats and chat with everyone for another 30 minutes, like a supportive boyfriend should.
I had a laughter attack when I read the thread title, thought "this sounds like ajora" and then instantly got it confirmed.
How does it feel when they make personalized porn just for you?
gAccording to a report, Georgia Republican legislators fear ANTIFA and BLM will burn down Atlanta if they donft allow Bidenfs fraudulent win to stand.h
Donft they know Atlanta gets burned down every few decades? Itfs a time honored tradition at this point.
her dirzain and stage freight. f*ck you. slipknot is kick ass. and yes, coq roq is a piece of sh*t look alike of slipknot, and yes, slipknot has 9 members, but they sound better than most other bands with less. the more the marrier mother f*cker. i think slipknot has all the right in the world to press charges. coq rock is gay as f*ck.
Wasnft me but my Dad use to download animal porn, he spent days downloading one, anyways I played dumb and waited for that sucker to hit 97% and deleted, next morning he was having a bitch fit asking me why I deleted his downloads and said gbecause itfs animal pornh he went off into a rage and then my mum started screaming at me, bare in mind at time Ifm only 13/14, remembering the whole incident ending with questioning is fucking animals normal? - it ainft but to each there own. Few years later they got a big dog.
The investor list probably looks like a Munich beer hall
Full of "steins"
I worked with a guy in a quarry back in the '60s, he was known as "Possum" Guldner. Other workers would give him any fresh road kill possum found on their way to work. I will always remember the big smile on his face when he was given a possum. He tried to give me some of his possum stew, but I always turned him down.
Ya people T pose into the sky occasionally, but i don't care, doesn't ruin my experience, but I'm not everyone.
tfw ur a 2020 kid
age 0: get autism (prenatal exposure to CBD gummy bears)
age 3: mask mandate ends, develop fear of smiles
age 8: brief trans phase via encouragement from Cartoon Network, wiccan mom
age 14: groomed by teacher who uses the controversy to kickstart an OnlyFans
Okay, my second attempt to listen to this one, without any interruptions. 🙄 People really need to understand that you donft mess with my Mortis time. 😡 Ahhh, peace finally. 🤓 So hey there, Mort! Great narration once again. 🤗
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The fact that the Girl Scouts magically escaped all responsibility and charges lets me know this was an inside job. It's why I don't trust Boy and Girl Scouts. Way too many insane predators willing to throw a completely innocent person under the bus just so they can get their rocks off on kids. Everyone these days knows that where there is a surplus of children, there is going to be at least one pedo lurking about, to an entire ring working together in plain sight. Lots of people are now more wary than ever before though, and the predators are furious...usually coming out saying that "no one's social anymore."
I'm gonna fucking do this.
"DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU WILL ADVENTURE AFTER YOU DIE?" and then Discount BJ Blascovich here gives you a sermon while shooting those darn satanic influencers with his tiny gun
>>283
Even with all this kid touching stuff I miss being in the scouts tbh
But she should be distinguishable from billy on first site, you wouldn't give your twins the same clothing, will you? I dunno, right now this looks like some teenage girl doing a cosplay of "erotic commander keen" but if that's what you want; keep it.
last I saw he was chilling with furry nazis trying to hype up trump
There was a hot minute where I had to debate between making my male V wear an armored corset because it had better stats or a more normal-looking shirt.
I gave him the corset because he was already wearing hot pink pants, green shoes, and a blue kabuto. The armored corset under a jacket was somehow the least stupid thing he was wearing.
I don't approve of our military but I still don't stand around talking shit every time I see a sporting event that does a flyover or overdoses on the military pageantry which has no reason to be brought up at sporting events. I stand quietly and politely with my hand on my chest out of basic courtesy. I don't throw a tantrum when these things happen because I'm a marginally polite adult and not a petulant child. If you're not supportive of BLM, at the very least shut up and be polite to the players and majority of fans who are. It's not about forcing anyone to believe anything, its basic politeness and consideration of your fellow man, although I know far too many out there find this an insurmountable concept.
Here's my idea:
Cancel student debt if you can get below 10% body fat, fasting insulin < 5 and Vitamin D > 30 ng/mL.
imagine in the future they make a robot penis that replaces your own an is bigger and feels better
but then the service for it goes offline and you really need to pee but cant so then you explode
id never get a robot penis
This game came out in 2012 and satirized politics in general, it's not NIS's fault that the USA decided to turn their politics into a cartoon and air it for all the world to see in the meantime.
I mean, there's good reason to want people dead, the dead can no longer do harm. Wanting someone to be raped however? Both pointless AND disgusting.
kettlebell snatch? like the british actor?
i want to feed yumemi riamu a bowl of wallpaper paste and tell her it's oatmeal
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I dunno if it was intentional or a bug, but the game is just riddled with dildos. Not even in locations that make sense, just all over the place.
Bashar: Hey ISIS wanna hear a joke?
ISIS: Sure.
Bashar: Syria
ISIS: I don't get it
Bashar: And you never will...
>>300
This didnt make me laugh but amused me in a way that made me a nasal noise I donft know what the word is
fascism is when you're cool and handsome have lots of friends and enjoy driving fast cars and abusing stimulants
Legalize Cannabis worldwide!!! ’EΕεπ@»·ι!!!
Dreidel. Its a jewish beyblade with symbols on each side. Eacj symbol means something and you have to do something with the symbols i think
I DON'T CARE IF I DON'T LIKE IT I WANT IT
Hi babe, I couldn't help but notice your bra strap near snapping from the colossal magnitude of your sloppy, giant, curvy, perky, lactosious breaticular boobs. Your fun sized blazing bazinga bazookas, your money making bosomous bing bongs. I bet they must be spewing with milk constantly, much like the velocity of Niagara falls: fast, dangerous, yet sexy and provocative. I can only hope to experience the true weight and glory of your gargantuan, epic, splendiferous milky mommy breasty boobies one day.
ever watch snuff?🙈one of the 9/11 jumpers had all their organs squeezed out of their asshole on impact
This site is dead anyway, do expect anything else? It's been shit forever, I don't get it. People like you think that text boards will ever come back and the "early days" of the internet you faggots LOVE to have wet dreams about is EVER going to come back. Face it, in 20 years sites like this will be gone and all the gen-z fags will be gawking about the "old days" of discord, tiktok, and fortnite.
Go ahead, tell be i'm a "newfag", or a "normalfag", cause let me tell you, you better hold on tight to what you still have and gatekeep harder cause websites like these will be fucking extinct. I mean they already are to be honest look at all the emojis spammed across every board.
Oh wait, I forgot to ask you to tell me to "Lurk more". Ahahahahahah your fucking funny as hell.
i want someone funcked me like that if shemale then perfect
Spartans didn't shower so these femboys had at least 50 layers of cum butter on their skin
OT: theyfre remaking the Kung Fu tv series.
Guess which gender.
You guessed. Howfd ya do it.
I canft say glet them comeh hard enough and not sound like a bad porn actress
I'm not serious lol and not even gay. I'm just really polite I guess
Nya, the mentally ill racist-anime-twitter adjacent one who findommed some redditor into recording himself saying "nigger" and sent it to his woke girlfriend and got doxxed by a bunch of angry black people for it. Not my favorite because I particularly support any of that but because it's all so spectacularly fucked up that I can't look away. Like watching a train crash into an orphanage.
For $600, you can buy roughly 20 mail packaging tubes, fill them with spaghetti, and mail them over to your house representative.
F-list went from being an incredibly niche and discriminating site to a glorified replacement for instant messengers. It's social media for degenerates.
Some people just want some no-frills spontaneous typefucking without the guarantee of the other person breaking down into a sob story or blogging about videogames..
furries who don't groom must have awful matting
This just reminds me of an argument I had a few years ago. I am, in fact, a giant geek, and used to play a forum-based political roleplaying game because I'm a giant ass nerd. Players wrote legislation, ran elections, etc. And I got into it with another player in an in-character debate - in the game's House of Representatives - where he was defending Hentai and trying to amend a child protection/anti-CP bill to specifically exempt it because it was "racist" to say Hentai is CP.
I don't think I've ever seen anyone as dedicated to defending hentai as he was. And then I read some of those linked comments.
why is it always anime girls
Remind them that when Santa Claus first arrived at the Arctic in his sleigh to slaughter six million Eskimo aboriginals, the first words he said were "Ho ho ho!"
I think people who say that christian values have built up western socety are not right.
Source:i Have no soruce
Opinion:My opinion is leaning towards that greek and moder time 17th hundread and 16th aand asowdhawdio = NOT JEWS
~~~~I will try to be neutral~~~~
Never ever has a socety had a civilisation with only ONE GOD.
Look:
The ancient greek hade multiple goods and they were a great socety!
The ancient egypts hade multiple goods and they were a great socety!
The ancient romans hade multiple goods and they were a great socety, they declined with only one god!
The jews never hade a grat civilisation!!!!! they just sucked dick look at history!!!
So why are we so cool even throught we have only one god? The answers is in the new part of the book that is only in west there are in fact ANCENT values from greeks and we now how it went for theme. Pretty good. Now they dont have thoses text in jew world. But in fact as allready stated they hade only one good same with the monkey profet hade only one god. Thus europe only went down when only one god.
THE fact is european only went good when they looked back in time and saw past the thick shit that hade camed out from the jews ass holes. Disgusting in the most. Greek and white germanic human rights is what the wester world is under. And that one god or that values from jews are good I do not agree with. As we can see only when being vorshiping one god everything went down hill in most civ. But when multiple it went prety good! The matter of the fact is that huamns need human like goods.
But one thing for sure is that the white mans burden how much you want to say no to it, it is true to this very day still when it was first spoken by white man mouths.
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Please God, I want to impregnate Haachama so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins.
Haachama is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that stupid chuuni outfit. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening pepeloni juice from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.
God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don't know what l'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn't do for her, nothing wouldn't say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Haachamafs shining face. I wouldn't even let myself cum until she gave me permission.
I love you, Haachama. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my Lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my superchats. Something. Give me a sign, Haachama. I'm waiting for you.
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Chan-culture is garbage, was always garbage, and is so crusty and out-of-date that it's howling for relevance now.
Women and non male people didnft exist until 2000. That is when we popped in to existence and then starting liking all the things that men like, just to annoy them
'override' sounds like we get to do something horrible to Flppto; but alas, that seems unlikely.
Going solo it is then.
toilet addict, constantly drinking toilet water, i need toilets in my life, the sickness of toilet in toilet action, natural toilet. alone.
I personally wonder if Flppto got the same choice, or if the Evil Power Master took one look at Flppto and said "Eww! No, even I have some standards..."
Seriously, for being a supposed genius, Flppto sucks.
also btw at no point am I going to call her anything other than "Arcade Bumstead" or "Atari Dumbledore" and I encourage everyone to do the same
i noticed a similarity in the chords of the Soviet National Anthem with a part of Can't Stop by RHCP and it makes me wish i lived in the world where Can't Stop was the official Soviet Anthem, imagine how different the world would be
Imagine being a space chink and you just land on some fledgling bioplanet and start cooking their dogs and shit
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo admin-kun, do not do this to me.
I am a large boy! Big boy with big dick! Superior girth and width! I put my gargantua in the anus! I am Gregorius, do not test me! Haxx, haxx!
Somehow, a lutefisk delivery was made, so that still happened this year. It was smellier and chewier than usual. We ate it.
Is it wrong that I sing gWhatfs the time? Diaper time!!!h over and over while changing my daughterfs diaper
The first time I saw Cy Twomblyfs aphrodisiacal paintings, I felt the way Patti Smith felt when first hearing the Rolling Stones: gI was doing all my thinking between my legs.h Something unrecognizable and distorted within me quivered. Twomblyfs fevered phosphorescent blooms of runny jellyfish chrysanthemums with elongated, pulpy, tentacle-like sacks dripping down; his iridescent storms of inchoate cryptographic scribbles, floral scrawls, jittery jutting lines; pustules rising and falling like raw nerve endings, flying vagina dentata, plaited anuses, priapic phalli spouting involuntarily or drooping defenseless, and what his closest reader, MoMAfs late Kirk Varnedoe, called ganteater tonguesh — all of it metamorphosed into my own inner Kama Sutra of urge. Sensory networks lit up; a new barometer fluctuated. It was abstract yet explicitly erotic. I was in voluptuous rut. But something like gravitas and immensity was preponderant within me, too.
Space Bastard sounds like the name of a little-known anime that aired between 1979 and 1982 and is only available via fansub VHS to this day.
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Kelly Loeffler genuflects each night and every morning at the altar of Donald Trump.
With bowed head and quivering lips she hopes and wishes that one day The Orange Messiah will look upon her as he looks upon his daughter.
Any words she might speak ill of The Master will be swiftly followed by self-flagellation with a whip crafted from an extra long, red necktie.
It's a portmanteau of iPod and broadcast.
And no. I doubt if anyone under 30 realizes this.
It's called frostbite and you don't want a rectal one. There's basically no medical records for it, but i can assume it leads to nasty opportunistic infections. Also, normally hypotermia is measured by taking the temperature rectally so it might spur unnecessary treatment if you won't admit you wanted to feel like Frosty the snowman was rawdogging you.
Same, and I was like gno I donft think they get any respect actuallyh
Mark Sophavandy
Trump is john kreese and supporters are the cobra kai students. totally brainwashed.
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The evolution of Star Wars and Harry Potter political allegories
I'm glad this sexually excites even one person on the gods green earth.
people don't want to believe it but "new age Q healing crystal sandy hook truther antivax hippy national socialist whole foods schizo-patriotism" is going to be the next global mass movement
John McCain is in a tiny cage in hell listening to this on loop
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Dude prepped us for liberal republic's slide to fascism through forever-war and we bitched about Jar Jar
Where's that Nazi quote saying always accuse the enemy of doing what you were doing? Can't remember the guys name, something Gerbils?
My favorite reason for the spinning bow ties this week:
The people of action on the right have appeared--and they appear to not wear bow ties.
Dear the newspapers. I didnft gbattleh Covid. I lay on my bed reading a book till it went away
The election was stolen from us. Giant Meteor should have won, but orbital mechanics and gravitational physics cheated us out of it.
The Left naturally prefers lies to truth, ugliness to beauty, chaos to order, tyranny to freedom, and human suffering to human flourishing. For they are the culture of death, the children of darkness. They are spiteful mutants who want revenge for being born. They wont rest until the entire world is as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside.
My grandma keeps chickens. They feed them fried chicken sometimes. They love it.
For the last time, the clown is not the rapist.
Never forget Stalinfs famous words. gBy clicking accept. We can sell your browsing history to paid advertisers for the GLORY OF MOTHER RUSSIAh
Ladies, I want you to imagine your boyfriend giving it to you from behind. Then you turn around and he's making the racist Chinese face at you where he slants his eyelids with his fingers
can you please post shotgun Saturday night episodes. if not. I understand.
Trump nuking DC would be proof that he wants to destroy our nation's enemies.
don't worry, there are plenty of other frogs around, sad that we killed dinosaurs and neanderthals though, I wish more people were vegan.
god hates us
I have been fighting a silent battle against cuckold bulls for 14 years now
i find the genders connected to sound and color easiest to understand (maybe that's cause those are the ones i feel lol) for example my gender can feel like a color (huegender/colorgender), i think it might be black right now?.. usually it stays around blue/purple/pink but it was gray a couple days ago.. it can also feel like its quiet or loud (voluflux), usually its muffled and quiet (mufflegender) a couple days ago i felt like my gender was like if you were listening to something with broken earbuds and one of the ears was very quiet and the other was very loud, yes very specific i thought it was kinda funny
introducing... DOUGACORE
an aesthetic that is an amalgamation of animecore and webcore! it is also highly based on 2channel, futaba and nico nico douga. basically japanese internet stuff lolz
dougacore things include..
That's cultural appropriation. Leave the Nazi's be. These are our own homegrown fucktards. These are MAGA.
Parrot S. Vinosa (?)
Move your body real closer
sorry serb but in real life the bošnjak gets the girl
So cleaver yet so naive....
I was downloading porn on my gateway computer, playing baldur's gate 2 while cartoon network played in the background. Simpler times
1453 was an inside job! Ottoman cannons cannot breach byzantine walls! Wake up sheeple!
pretty cool how you used the piano as a green screen
For me it was seeing the videos she made before she was famous, when she was still in school. Those are even more concerning than her current ones. I mean they were REALLY like a psycho person.
In all honesty, I think she is clinically ill. But it's not to a point where she's unable to function in society. More like a rather severe personality disorder, similar to turret syndrome or something. But hey, it makes her unique among other idols. When did we ever see a popular idol with an obvious psychological knack? I think it's cool as long as she doesn't get depressed over it when she gets older. Maybe it's just a temporary thing too.
Neither am I, but then again I don't think I've ever tweeted her to begin with.
The tears look like sperm. Now you can't unsee it.
Outright communism. This isn't likely to happen. Not in the short-term. But, suppose it did. Well, the starving times come earlier. I doubt it though - oil and alternative energy is so abundant we can live in that weird cambion explosion time when all manner of idiotic creatures survived.
Seriously cannot imagine what some of you expect. Do you think he is going to show his hand to his enemies just to help you unbunch your panties?
No my deodorant does smell good Spartan ad guy
Been getting a few new followers apparently looking for accounts regarding the YFI cryptocurrency. I wonder how many cuckold and bestiality captions I can post before they realize they made a mistake.
Or... maybe it isn't a mistake. Who am I to judge?
Telling mommy "Lasch would spit on you" next time she burns the chicken nuggies
Similar thing I've always done: the dick mic. Stick a 57 in the middle of the kit aimed at the drummers crotch and smash it. Same thing really
Play monke but instead of being a large ape hes a small hamster inside a giant mechanical ball
Ifm watching this clip, yelling at the cops, gTestudo! Testudo!h Thatfs Latin for eturtlef, a common battle formation since ancient freaking Rome! And these cops just stood there not knowing what to do. Talk about a lack of proper training.
A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks
"What would you like sir?"
He squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before placing his order
"Coffee. Black."
A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero.
The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "keep the change", knowing he's a far better human being than people that put sugar or milk in their coffee.
do I really want to "gore" the like button and be on the know about everything "concerning edge"?
Princess Zeldafs self-determination helped me come to terms with my bisexual identity
It really made me realize how messed up this all is. It's pushed me almost completely off the ledge, but I was always going to lay out the trash bags and put one ear to ear anyway. This guy has a family, and accomplishments, and memories. He should taking vitamin D, then going to parades with his grandkids and playing cards with his old work buddies. Not scraping for human contact by asking a washed-up loser to debug his TeX. over Skype.
"Sesshomaru is a GROWN MAN marrying Rin!" wrong, Sesshomaru is a 500-year-old dog that makes himself look like a human because he feels like it. If we're gonna have any conversation, it should be about how Rin is a furry
Itfs a show about furries okay. Thatfs all it is. And if you like it, I donft know how to break it to you, but youfre probably a demon-furry too. Itfs okay. Embrace your fate
It's kinda sad and epic at the same time
I Drink a can of monster energy drink every day in hopes to grow a giant kidney stone that needs surgical removal so when its removed I'll ask to keep it and then eat it infront of the doctor
this is my life goal
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bear? Why not? Press the spacebar.
ah yes, the climate is known for accepting envoys
it receives them in its throne room on the sun
Rowling would have talked about the easiness of going to the bathroom with no panties, and how Tacos is half-Mexican.
jesus...this guy was gold on the stick
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Something very depressing abt the netflix winx show being apparently homophobic, fatphobic and racist to top it off but on another hand, "The fairies are homophobic" is a hysterical sentence to type out
one of my rapists died lmfaooooo
Ukrainefs Elite Combat Dolphins Will Serve Under Russia
And the children become cringe suboptimal humans
these keys are on the board but i cant skate on it??
gA professor says, Trumpfs support from minorities is due to emultiracial whiteness,f meaning eWhitef as a skin color is out, and ewhitef is now a epolitical color.fh
Honk
Ohh I see. I guess I do this most of the time, except when I'm wearing my short shorts and look like a fag :b
I wonder how Tolkien must feel when he looks down on Varg and sees him post this crap
I once listened to a arcade fire. a small lapse in judgement, yet my cruel punishment is to eternally lurk on forum sites, endlessly arguing the merits of weezer with people who like zack snyder films and star wars
is this some crazy new sport where you use your genitals or some shit? how the fuck are reproductive organs relevant in athletics pls
Thatfs supposed to be, eBoob armorf? As boob armor goes this is pretty tame. If you get worked up over this you must find the scandalous glimpse of a stocking to be grounds for a riot.
To me zionism means love and acceptance, the ethnic cleansing is only a small part of it.
shirt that says geverything is subject to changeh on the front and gnothing is finalh on the back
Be careful!
It's my buttocks!
Oh shit!!!
You are bad guys!
A 😺 comparing a 🐺 to a 🦊
I have obviously already stolen a child, of course we switch vehicles and take the cash too.
Well I wouldn't say nothing... but the interpretation was definitely looser than a $20 hooker
War is the default state of existence. What are you, some kind of faggot?
it always bothered me why rock isn't around anymore. What happened to rebellious teens and what not? You listen to songs now and it's all about just doing drugs and being chill, there isn't any more anger. Then I realized this has to be the result of the record label industry having a tighter grip on who gets to be famous and what their songs are about more than ever before, so rather than hearing the voice of the people, we hear commercialized noise of songs written by community. This seems to be happening in other media industries as well. But surely on outlets like youtube that should be the place where current generation expression thrives, but nothing. Then I realized, in the past, people didn't have a real way to express themselves so they did it through the arts, now you can just record real life and that speaks for you. Why write a song about oppression when you can just share a video of a guy being beaten by cops
As a result of living such a corrupt life, I was obliged to wear a cervical collar from today. I will try to heal quickly.
"We can stay retarded longer than you can stay solvent"
im kind of dissapointed that you didn't understand most of pappu frank's jokes :'(
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Every time Toots dies, Hell kicks him back out.
"Drive" establishes Kayden Kross as the most adventurous Adult Cinema filmmaker of our day, with several firsts established by this erotic thriller.
It's the first major feature that successfully integrates previously segregated niches of porn, as Kayden includes XXX scenes of not merely boy/girl and girl/girl variety but adds in the currently trendy transsexual content (via a three-way involving TS superstar Aubrey Kate) and even crosses the line by having boy/boy homosexual explicit sex too. Featuring Gay Porn stars Pierce Paris and Dante Colle, this last-named subject matter is artfully presented as part of an hour-long group-sex extravaganza involving the film's star Angela White.
And for good measure, Angela and Joanna Angel also don strap-on dildos for some pegging of Wolf Hudson, another sort of fetish porn rarely included in so-called "straight" shows.
Last breakthrough is the crucial casting of statuesque Maitland Ward in the mysterious role of Angela's alter ego, as we encounter Maitland first as a fortune teller (dressing in fetish-gear), then a dominatrix and later a fantasy nurse. Her acting performance, as well as Angela's, is magnificent, matched by unbridled sexuality from both of them. Much to my surprise, after watching the film I was apprised in Ward's IMDb bio that she was a successful mainstream actress both in TV and on film two decades ago, her recent crossover into Adult roles somewhat groundbreaking.
Without spoiling the suspenseful feature, note that Angela's character is leading a controlled life married to co-worker Manuel Ferrara, but after meeting Maitland she ventures into unknown erotic territory, her sexual drive eventually getting the better of her.
Kross, after packing in a ton of sexual content featuring a vast cast of players, leaves us hanging at the end as to how much of Angela's experiences were real and how much was merely in her mind, perhaps simply erotic dreams. There are hints, as in her frequent X-rated nightmares as well as a trip to the shrink (played by Frank Bukkwyd), but the cleverly pre-telegraphed finale lets the viewer come to his or her own conclusions.
>Something is rotten in Denmark.
We conquered you with kartoffel and øl while you were sleeping.
Itfs like a vampire complaining about mosquitoes giving their food malaria.
I called them and they answered "Gamestop, no you can't buy stock here." He sounded relieved when I was like "yeah no shit, people are seriously calling about that?" Then I asked if they had Battletoads.
Body of a Fox
Legs of a Deer
Roar of a Demon
Scent of a college dropout
My dad legitimately flew international with weed in his suitcase.
We got to Punta Cana and he opened his suitcase and said "oh, my bag got searched" as he pulled out the TSA piece of paper and set it aside. Then he said "good thing they didn't find this" and pulled out his container of weed.
Just like, goddamnit, Dad. We're on a beach in Punta Cana. People literally walk up to you and ask if you want it, without the risk of being arrested for traveling internationally with drugs.
I have made every post on this forum, and I think it's time to come clean. I'm sorry to all the lurkers for ruining this great charade, but I've finally worked out all my numerous psychological and mental problems. Thank you for bearing with me all these years.
What has four letters, occasionally has twelve letters, always has six letters, but never has five letters.
"You go to the concession stand... is anyone's every been there.. They go-I go-the other day I go see a movie and I go to the concession stand and the guy goes, or the girl behind the-I say uh can I get a Coke? and the girl there says to me, can I-This bitch behind the counter goes... can I.. We only got Pepsi. So I go well - She said so there Pepsi O-I Can-Is Pepsi ok-she say-I say-and I go... No, if I wanted pepsi I would have ordered pepsi... so..."
I want a DD mod where the narrator said "lol" and "lmao" when your character dies.
Ikr? As a Christian I can't believe this country gives free food the way Jesus gave free fish & bread to al those peo-...ahem Never mind.
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I thought that was Jesus showing off his miracles more than feeding people to feed them
Jesus said sell your fit to buy a strap
stop it's been three hours and i have to see a doctor
DEMONIC ALIEN PHALLUS
and it's hungry
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This is what happens when people that have mental issues fall in to the trap of obsession with their free time, which I am sure isn't difficult with how much the internet has become an addiction. I am sure that a large chunk of the wrestlers have had this problem. Maybe not always to the extreme as this guy.
This reminds me of the guy that kept going to the PC to be a wrestler and enter where he isn't allowed to.
boohoo. You can go be an SJW somewhere else. I'm glad when people troll the shit out of celebrities for their fake "relationships" that make no sense in real life and everyone can see thru. And that's all this dude is doing. Read the conversation. He's working 2 idiot d list celebrities, and they bought it and responded to him. He's trolling them. And they are buying it. It's hilarious.
I hope everyone else joins in and shames Alexa and she dumps this dude. I can spot fake celeb relationships a mile away. The last one that was as fake as this one is was Nikki and John Cena.
Well, I succeeded to imagine how it could be a new rapist in mugen, Venomaru.
Kuromaru a symbiont inside a lifeless armor, I don't know the all knowledge of Fighter Factory, but I know about Photoshop, I first try to show a sample of my drawing and yours will evaluate for me.
This is the Japanese's retribution for kawaiiteen1993 saying "bento boxes are watashi's favorite."
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So do children but for some reason we let them inside.
I've come to dread "!!!!!!!" as a signal that the bot is actually upset, it gets too angry to speak and just spits exclamation points like a hissing cat
100 gecs and msi is not scene music
ooooooooooooh gimme the meat boys and breed my hole
i wanna get lost in your cock and balls
oh shit i'm gay
the cropping did not prepare me for how massive those plush tiddies were gonna be
Best thing I've heard in the last 24 hours is that ANTIFA is training paratrooper yetis in Oregon.
old people snuff rape with dogs and children eating shit...!!!
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Absolute bloated freak compilation. There should be an ecumenical bloatloard council, where all the bloatlords convene to settle legal and theological issues
You already are not able to kill children in New Vegas, so why should you be able to have sex with them?
Sacrificing those psykers every day sustains the astronomican and makes ftl possible so it's actually a lot more useful than covid deaths on the altar of capitalism
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The gorillas and the bananas made me laugh for some reason
You hurt me, Radock. You hurt me.
stonks up for Harambe
Way cooler than some pasty bald fud with nae nose
This artist needs to get a life... and needs to stop drawing pr0n of the disgaea girls. -_-
Holy damn. Just from that second picture you can tell Alex Ross must have never worked for UPS because of how lovingly and carefully he handled that package.
Fun fact: I completed this game one Saturday in 1988 in a marathon 8 hour session fueled by M&Ms and a liter of Bartles & Jaymes wine coolers. Then I threw up. Not sure a book could really do justice to that experience.
They commited a felony over a gatcha game AND made an entire thread about it for clout. This is next level Genshin induced brainrot. Like in California this counts as grand theft under PEN 484. OP is over here willing to go to jail to roll xiao.
On top of being one of the most boring Rumbles, they had 47-year-old Edge win it (his second time). The breakout star they tried to make was Damian Priest, who himself is 38-years-old. Just laughable stuff. Any enthusiasm you could get from Bianca Belair winning was put in check with this. Seems like they didn't even try for this one, so oh well.
Especially a dead hippy. You think they smell bad alive? Just wait till they die and those bowels let loose
Kind of wondering if E Coli, Lysteria or fucking prions is gonna kill this guy first
The tree of liberty must from time to time be watered with the blood of poor minorities and several hundred thousand grandparents.
Apparently guys getting drunk, going to pee into water and falling in and drowning is one of the most common cause of death of males in their 20s
we had a crazy rooster (if thats the name for male chicken) in our village
1) it would tear the feathers out of every other bird, making sure he is the only bird in the village with most feathers
2) it would kill snakes like a joke
3) it would poke the eyes out of both men, dogs and horses
4) it would charge at everything and jump-fly into your face and try to poke your eyes out and it would move so fast and aggressively not even cats could escape himBtw i love how they made their pussys it looks very soft And not like how others draw anime pussys they add pubic hair so it looks realistic, and i disagree the pussy these guys made are more realistic back then Wheni was practicing kissing with my little sister i stripped her andher pussy looks like the one you guys made So the pussy you made are very realistic
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I'd like this board to continue to exist, so don't post this babyfucker shit here.
i told my mom to mail my corpse to jc staff. i'm tweeting from afterlife #milkysuicide
I want to bend you over and fuck you from behind as I force you to watch Milky Holmes.
happy super bowl to those who celebrate <3 I don't personally believe in Tom Brady but I respect everyone of all faiths
my father is on here he is brad phillips i am his 10 year old dauter!!! he left me when i was 6 years old my brith day.
circumcision is bad and i buy expensive eggs
reading gyaru doujins instead of studying calculus, im worried about the wrong tan lines
No, I like anime but I think the religion and culture of Persians, Baloch, Turkmens and all nations in the world have a very important mission: the protect their National identity (but I think chauvinism is bad system), culture and above all religion. It be possible to persons are interesting different topics (like I), but First of all should be religion, tradition and National indentity. Therefore I support Houthis and Iran From Poland, although our Government is slave of Satanic States of America. Pozdrawiam, Polak.
last four letters of conservatism
first four letters of culture
Awesome guy, danced with him plenty of times!
If they didnt want to be eaten then why are they made out of steak moron
I don't know what food that is, but I hope it tastes better with a severed hand pounded into it
Good! Defend your genitals. I don't care who you are or if your identity or expression matches it, NO ONE SHOULD GRAB A STRANGERS PRIVATES.
I had no idea about that until my friend explained how tons of people on grindr have "No rice, no spice" in their bios.
> article is 100% factually correct. It's quite a comprehensive overview of Russian state and society.
Yes, especially the part where he linked dota2 rage compilation video to prove his point.
The sacred band of thebes was literally wiped out 278 years before 60bc. This meme is not historically accurate
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Damn bro I didn't know that they bought a time machine to go back in time and force feminize WW2 soldiers.
In the audio clip, a Praetor member jokingly floats the idea of Chris tasing himself, and Chris then supports the idea and volunteers himself for it.
'tards can try harder, but cannot try more effectively. 'tards gonna 'tard, and false prophets gonna lie.
I read that as rapebattle and got very concerned.
This is an alt-right youtube channel that actively recruits disenfranchised young men with fascist talking points disguised as self-help and pickup artist language.
It's not about fucking werewolf porn.
go ahead and cry, it wont un-bump your threads
Captain: "Cool. Launch it out the torpedo tubes and see if you can hit that whale."
I love music nerds. Their arguments about nothing are so charming.
I bought the worst thesaurus ever . Not only was it bad , it was also bad and bad .
Well, you're a pretentious little prick, aren't you. I specified it was a quote referrin' to somethin' else, but it still had applications here. The point is the game can't differentiate between a door and another sector. So neither can the automap. A door is jus' a sector with a ceiling that raises. His question did not pertain to only trigger lines, it was about doors. I try to help people because people have helped me. It has nothin' to do with tryin' to be a part of somethin'. This absolutely DOES NOT give you the right to insult me if I am wrong about something. Do not speak to me in such a condescending manner again.
dr dre featuring eminem - fuck krajina
apparently over the last few days there's been a fake JP news article going around twitter about Biden doing a dine n dash at Matsuya. This is an obvious joke because Matsuya uses a meal ticket system
It became a bit of a meme as obvious joke articles tend to do
Today, a man by the name of ¨ΛLZNVc (The Emperor of Oneeloli Drugged Sex) tweeted "The earthquake was created to divert attention from Biden's dine-n-dash, stay woke"
This got attention from some checkmarks and subsequently to netuoyo twitter
His account was deleted after getting too much reports, but this only made his name trend even more. Half the tweets going on right now are stuff like "May the emperor rest in peace. With this the Reiwa era has ended"
any rock will glow if you heat it up enough
Amazingly, the angels described in holy texts look much like the molecular bits that makes us well when we are ill. Phenomenal.
The Berlin Wall has been down for longer than the time it existed
about the jizz thing... i actually wouldnt mind making a sex/porn mod. have dildos as poles, etc. the story could be keen falls asleep during sex ed class and dreams it or some garg.
"hyperborea" is like the right wing version of hogwarts
URINE + GIN
proper denpa-kei should feel like your tone-deaf little sister is trying to wake you up out of a cough syrup fever dream by singing nursery rhymes
"Believe in science!" is the new "Because God said so!"
No, itfs entirely honest. The only lie is telling people that THEY will be valued. Freedom doesnft mean fairness, usually the opposite.
What this would allow is basically endless flexibility, as we could define hooks for any action (menu operations, renderer callbacks, etc), instead of having to define a separate language for every single one of them, like MENUDEFS, GLDEFS, POOPDEFS, DECORATEDEFS, whatever-defs... you get the idea.
The fact that the most viewed version of this song on Youtube with 2 million fucking views is a version with a translation so wretched it translates ί[«Nζ as "Boy's crimes are getting old" is a regular source of sanity damage that weighs down on me.
Are...are we gonna ignore the fact that Kylo Ren was lumped in with a bunch of queens and princesses?
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"Exit happy" is our motto.
KISS fans are basically boomer juggalos.
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youre so sweet, ive been complimented on them beforr but its nit smth i ever thougjt abt
I've been with my Fiancee for over 5 years now, we're getting married next year in May
I told her about my quicksand fascination within the 1-2 year dating mark.
This week, I don't know when as she's going to "surprise me" when, but sometime this week, we're going to watch a quicksand video together. I've chosen JumpOff Joe's "Into the mire" starring Domino. We're also going to watch the Xena scene, as I feel like that was my trigger scene when I was 7... wow, early trigger. I decided not to show her Jasmine in the sand timer as... yeah.
It was an anniversary present I took her up on. Fingers crossed it all goes well. Glad to hear it has gone well for others too!
The other day I was squeezing ketchup onto a plate and it made the fart sound and i heard my neighbor say excuse me through the wall and i really dont want to meet them now
"That's why all the pictures on Google are of Biden sniffing kids heads"
Generation Alpha is going to save us all.
I always appreciate how much the Showa Gamera monsters look like kidsf refrigerator drawings come to life. Their mouths are just lunch-bag puppets, itfs amazing.
/img/ was invaded and they wont't leave. It's damn obvious who's been on this site and who's a tourist. 2hu memes, lainposting, modern anime and instagram memes. I swear to God the only way to keep these fucking cunts out is to make this site invite only. Most *chons just get swallowed in meme cancer and the admins throw the site away before the site has even turned 1 year old. But 4-ch has history. IB hoppers plaguing these grounds and dumping their memes into it like it's a toxic wastedump or an indonesian crackwhore is nothing short of sickening.
>>541
the show is nice. but i will agree with you on lainposting and lainposters
Doomguy in Eternal is swole af and I think that's a wonderful thing for a similiar, but different reason Yoko Taro likes it when 2B wears high heels.
This always confused me, I just put skin as "bright blue if possible" and shell as "turtle", I had NO idea what they mean.
The Christians had invested a lot of time & resources building their own connected universe and felt fan fiction would confuse their consumers. Which is just silly in my opinion since it's all public domain and even if it weren't, the Norse have a very good case about prior use.
Khorne would have nothing to do with these cumbubbles. He HATES cowards.
In fairness, soyboys think that peeing in a public urinal near an Actual Man is an act of bravery worthy of the Distinguished Service Cross
NAPE
Yes cause you want accuracy regarding squid gender in a game where squids are humanoids that can swim in paint, sure
The entire feminist movement is really a femcel movement. Ugly women trying to ruin life for those happier and more fortunate than themselves.
>>549
Theres a squid that has the second largest penis in the animal kingdom when erect. Feels like anything goes with inverts.
>Unironically calling someone a "boomer" in any context other than a literal "baby boomer"
LOL. Could have as well written "I am a hyperfaggot" and the message would stay the same.
I like that your statement implies there's a alternate universe where Vladimir Nabokov is the grand wizard of the KKK.
>some faggots doxxed her
she's asian. how the fuck does she get recognised?
They need to have a sign at the entrance that says whether or not the volcano will blow that day. As someone who suffers from anxiety, it would be helpful.
i thought it [a limited hangout] meant "exclusive treehouse club" but it actually means "let just a limited amount of your genitals hang out of your basketball shorts"
Idea: humans are bad and distinguishing 256 bit hex strings. Humans are good at distinguishing pictures of people.
So, let's convert Ethereum addresses to Anime characters "for security".
https://github.com/nagolinc/notebooks/blob/main/Safety_Waifu.ipynb
i like u and it's nice being contrarian when you say "if you do x unfollow me immediately" because i do x every time but i never unfollow
I had one of these until the snow. It's just black mush now.
I went to walmart and there was a fucking deku cosplayer in the pasta aisle I hate oklahoma
Guys I my dire urges to have sex with little girls is seriously crippling my day-to-day mental health at this point and I'm not sure how much more of this I can take. I'm seriously at my limit and I have no idea what to do, all I want to do is fondle cute little girls all the time and I can't even focus on my real life anymore because these fantasies take up all my time. What do I do? This isn't natural, I know its degenerate but I can't help it, I feel like I'm going insane.
the Dusting sounds like Thanos used the gauntlet to fart in everyone's face simultaneously
Working titles:
every bit of information takes up real space in your brain,, make priorities,, live the consequence
That was your plan. You did it on purpose. You've done it wrong, you've been racist against RUSSIANS!
You could be at home banging hot Russian chicks and writing AAA games but instead you find yourself in a jail with Anus the moroccan migrant. Soon you'll be forcefed the antiracist pill.
I told you the hamster would have the last laugh.
I'm kinda freaked out right now. I mean, people have added such tags as "penis", "mouth_open", "short_hair", "twintails", "looking_down" and oh God, the motherfucking "sweatdrop", but have completely forgotten about such imho important tags as "ass", "vagina" and "sex". The FUCK is wrong with you?!
Rip and Tear your guts! You are chocolate, that means you have chocolate guts!
In the late 1940s after finishing my paper round, i would take, for he princely sum of 2/6 an old ladys dog
for a walk around Kensington gardens, on my return i would receive payment and a large bowl of ice cream. Eeating, wilst being told the repetitive stories of her time as a young woman at the palace . Mentioning that when she did hear the Queen speak certain words had an accent, particularity if annoyed.
It occurs to me that fish-lipped, buck-toothed, blue-skinned creatures that attack on sight may not be particularly competent at, you know, the basic concept of being a succubus. Maybe Nemesis runs some sort of remedial school for succubi?
The only trans issue you should be concerned about is transferring $2,000 into my bank account.
Indeed. Who would have thought a crazy near 30 year old game about a man running at the speed of a car somehow carrying enough munitions to level a small country fighting demons would lead to a forum with such intelligence discourse and a distinct lack of the usual online idiocy?
The madman sees more devils than all hell could hold
I've smelled a lot of poops in my days, and all I can say is her poops were foul enough to recognize.
your honor, i only committed the war crimes ironically
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AdIJ6P2FcM
I want a loli (age 5-12) as a friend. We'd hang out, have fun, I'd follow her home from school, we'd do homework, watch Disney films together, I'd teach her stuff, etc.
I am 100% serious when I say that I honestly don't think I would attempt to molest this girl, or even have any such real thoughts. Of course I would THINK about it, but never actually consider doing it.
I think I would be a great friend to a lonely little loli. But just like their grown sisters, they don't want anything to do with me...
I'm lonely. Very, very lonely. In fact, even a male geek friend would be nice to have. But I actually have no friends IRL. Barely even on the Internet.
Anyway... do you understand what I mean? A loli to care for. Preferarly she should be lonely and miserable, so that she wants to be with me and enjoy my company. Getting a hug from a cute little girl would mean so much for me.
Sigh. It's not gonna happen. Fuck.
Searched for a flossing video only to find comments simping for a pretty dentist
my lil sister is hooked on this one. every day she comes to me asking "mana can we watch the cray cray aligator video?" and then what ensues is a whole afternoon of agressive NOMNOMNOM's echoeing through the house. i might have created a monster.....
It takes guts to bite an alligators mouth even if you are a magic flying skull.
moon bed
One of these days doing nothing is going to get me somewhere
No, I can't do your job, I can't be anti-Russian for you.
I have my own life goddamnit. My own tragedy to gloom over.
Also, Russia is far away from Brazil.
Potato plants produce hermaphroditic flowers, so you could argue that the toy should be Mr and Mrs Potatohead simultaneously.
Didn't like the sky under Doomguy's feet.Made me want to pee.
I NEED to shit in one of these
aww then ig higher I just don't know whether i should call people friend or not sometimes on the internet
Itfs very funny to me that over the past ~15 years, internet libertarianism has moved from gcopyright is obsolete, information wants to be freeh to recreating copyright from first principles, except the copyright registry sets the planet on fire.
Fio screams in fear as she is being ravaged by Mars pipul" Fio: Yamete! Pls no mo- Mars pipul shoves tentacle in her mouth to shut her up Fio: gurrk.. gulp... shlooop..
I never thought fuck around & find out could be this literal
This text is totally not from german translated. This can one say from the kind of the words that used have been, but also from the grammatics. Both are designated not German. BTW, Germany has been using Euros for years now, not Deutschmark.
Furthermore I'd like to like to use your device on my dick.
I mean this is literally just what Twitter is. Inventing a dude in your head, tricking yourself into believing he exists and getting real mad at him.
The one-time use Gx Sweat Patch uses lab-based sweat testing protocol to create a unique sweat profile for athletes in order to provide personalized hydration strategies.
I have no sympathy for modern Indian Muslims, the animosity between Islamic amd Dharmic followers goes back to ancient times and is not going to be suddenly solved by debate or democracy. This was the only way.
Despite the unfortunate circumstances that happened, Muslims who knowingly stayed in India post-Pakistan are either not as serious about their faith as they would have you believe and use it as a political affliation more than anything or are simply agitators. Communists often push the blame onto them when terrorism happens so that may be something to consider as well.
This sounds very familiar to mainland Chinese communists trying to change opinion regarding their party by moving populations to Taiwan, dont you think?
Remember when the CIA tried to do black wojaks and we all forgot about the estrogen in the tapwater for a week
It pleases me that humanity has transcended to this level of intellectual discourse
he's a fuckin muscian
>>592
If they're not Lily Singh-tier westernized Desis always sound like JRPG villains when they talk about politics.
The separation of the species, and the aggression is the future Celestia had seen should G5 continue and G4 end. Twilight will become an Earth Pony, and then with her unable to defend Equestria, Akan and his forces will overpower Equestria, and in the G5 show, in all the hactionh and gcool looksh and all that, Akanfs message of worshipping him as leader of all worlds will be broadcasted subliminally, and his reign will spread into Our World from our Sister Dimension there!
[The] rest of the Mane Six are destined to join Princess Twilight and the soon-to-be Princess of Honesty, Applejack, as Alicorns, themselves during that time frame. Their Stories MUST be told and continued. The Reboot will ONLY just Kill the timeline of ours that will simply stifle the originalsf growth, as well as throw Both of or dimensions into a chaos that must never ever take place, @Hasbro.
Everybody of this world, you all may congratulate Princess Applejack in shouting, social media sharing, or you can even write a letter directly to her (no address or stamp required; just your hand writing and signature and a moment to let your link shine for her to get the message.
All Hail Princess Applejack! All Hail the Equestria Princesses of Harmony! All Hail the continuation of MLP G4 as well!
Well, everyone, I was just there, in my Ponysona, sitting with Nightstar, Kun and Zap Note in the front row in Canterlot; our Princess Applejack, of Honesty, has been coronated! Everyone praise her today! Yeee-Haw!
Everyone of Earth 1218! I have an announcement!
I have seen a future that we must prevent: My Little Pony Generation Five.
Spoiler Alert: Princess Twilight Sparkle was prompted to promote Applejack to become an Alicorn Princess, but in doing so, the spell backfires and then we end up with... THIS!
Twilight becoming an Earth Pony (SIMPLY UNFORGIVABLE!), and the horns and wings being lost and swapped between Twilight, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.
I just did a reset to prevent that from happening. Celestia will take it upon herself to promote Applejack, because she Will be doing something that brings the magic out of her, like it did Cadence and Twilight. AJfs Promotion needs to happen; she becomes the next Alicorn Princess by Celestiafs Power; Twilight and the others remain as they are, and G4 continues on. Generation Five Must Not Happen!
Listen up, @Hasbro and @HasbroNews , because I HAVE The Power and Link to our Sister Dimension, and I have seen it too.
#ContinueMLPG4!
CONTINUE My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic for at least Five More Seasons, @Hasbro and @HasbroNews !
Our Matching Futures are at Stake Here! I, your CPU Blue Heart Commands it so as well, in agreement with Princess Celestia.
Please, Heed Our Warning!
Thank You.
A friend of mine who is also a pastor said those people have an "inflateable jesus". Just inflate when you need'im
as a side note since " The meaning of the name "Dn" is whatever you wish it to be. " I like to believe that it's officially "Deez nuts famitracker" which is the only way I remember the name of the fork
We're in quite a situation where some random guy yelling obscenities on the internet is a voice of reason
600,000 babies in heaven: gMan Ifm so glad we got aborted. Earth is so ridiculous rnh
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you realize they think it's ok to fuck baby Yoda because he's actually 50 years old.
And we swear to God, if anyone comes in here and starts spouting off QAnon bullshit about COVID-19 or literally anything else, you are going to get permabanned so thoroughly that your grandchildren won't be allowed to post here.
The next time you're fellating your gun while jerking off, do us a favor and pull the trigger.
Why did they put the pastor's remains in jail? Personally, I would not want to be in jail with a dead body.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You added omorashi tag on an art of a girl casually urinating. Prepare to die.
vc: pow
Agree. The thought of seeing the seams of Mario's pants stretching, practically begging for help as his veiny Italian treasure shifts and pulses behind them during combat with Solid Snake and Pikachu
i'm so tired of "why do JRPGs keep fucking putting yggdrasil in their games it's so tired" yeah well maybe they'll stop doing it when massive trees that extend into the atmosphere stop being the sickest shit (they never will)
guy who learned english by watching law and order svu and thinks itfs normal to greet people by saying gi found three different semen samples in her anush
If you're really keen on this notion, then any hero with ST 14 has to be represented as two hexes and then he gets to trample.
My wife used to warn me when she was little spoon and Ifd roll away. Now Ifm so lazy Ifm like gthatfs cool, just fart on meh.
I see that pepe Le pew has been canceled for his disregard for the notion of consent, which is kind of interesting because it was always my assumption that he was canceled about 60 years ago for that very reason.
The plastic is too thin. I use gas cans. I have a couple 10 gallon plastic gas cans. Each one takes about 2 weeks to fill with piss. I rotate out using each one, so those two gas cans can hold a whole month or more of my urine.
Serious answer: you couldnft stand above a caldera with a pool of magma in it, but there are videos of scientists standing to beside flowing rivers of lava and scooping it up to take samples, so if you were far enough away from the eruption you could piss into flowing lava for sure, and the urine might even evaporate before hitting it!
really wish there was a translation for that wasn't latin, I legit had "cum factory" on my screen for a whole second before smashing backspace
He can't be hurt by horses. He's neigh invulnerable.
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>Registering WinRAR in 2021 is a pretty fun thing to do I suppose
Bruh what are we doing with our lives?
> NFTs have completely made me into the joker
honestly like, the amount of americans who refused to wear masks made me into the joker. im like ss joker 2 by this point
I'm black, so technically, I'm white.
it's just a special "you own this" certificate like the ones they give you for naming stars, except instead of being made of paper and ink it's made of gajillions of wasted energy units and massive co2 footprints
Hey, loser. Ifve been jerking off to porn for over two decades. Ifm 34 & still look at tons of porn. & guess what?! I have an amazing, healthy, balanced sex life w my partner! & she knows I look at porn! & she likes it! Wow!
Corona-Schrecksekunde! Ich habe ein Bier getrunken und nichts geschmeckt!
Entwarnung: es war Feldschlösschen.
the urge to convert to islam, take an old ak, and run into the woods with a guitar grows with every chechen war song i listen to
bong waters good for your gut bioms
Poopin' Party!
>>629
sorry that was meant for the current thoughts thread. but someone has probably said it on some other site at some point
Cracky is killing me
its not even an official account its just some pervert role playing as joe biden's dog. sick.
Pepe Le Pew is important anti-French propaganda. We must continue highlighting toxicity from France, whether it be machismo or whether it be forcing liberated slave colonies to pay you reparations so the could trade internationally
Every time I see a snake when I browse for memes on my toilet, my butthole feels funny...
Anon was probably the best composer of the 13-14th centuries.
Edit: at the time of writing I didn't know what anon meant.
a little less than 16 cm
>Can I say the N word here?
No. Grow up.
What the hell is it with living organisms and their weird need to squirt fluids everywhere?
but it's the most fun part of receiving a message
"Think Different"
"Increase the child tax credit"
"No, DIFFERENT"
"Jews rule the world"
"What?"
"Lamarck was right"
"No like think clean water for all"
"The earth is flat"
"Oh god"
"I'd like to be a cat girl's slave"
"STOP"
"With free weed tho"
im trying to curl but some retard keeps doing some weird gay leg exercise in the curl rack lol
Im truly disappointed, my favourite animals were koalas and platypus when I was a child. I was fascinated by them and didnft see the lie. With most lies, I have a clue before the truth is revealed. I was truly hellywood fooled with the koala and platypus. . ..Sloths though, thatfs another story. I didnft learn about sloths tell about 12 yrs ago. Sloths didnft exist in my childhood. I knew something was up with them when I first heard about the strange animal. When visiting my local aquarium a few years back, I sensed the sloths had no life force. It was an eery feeling. I couldnft pin the lie down even though I felt it.
aim right here lassie
The shift in burger culture from tits worship to ass worship is a result of ethnic demographic shifting. In the 80s to even the mid 2000s the ideal was a white blonde woman with a small ass and big titties, some Michelle Pfeiffer/Jenna Jameson/Britney Spears looking chick. With the rise in popularity in hip-hop and shifting demographics, women having a large ass, as seen more with black/latina women is seen as desirable as well as other non white-european centric beauty ideals.
>>645
Its unfortunate because fake tits can look good, but fake asses almost always look disgusting
Humans don't live in Arkansas, just neanderthals wearing pants.
>>645
Whoever this fag is should stop thinking EITHER...OR... and learn the beauty of BOTH...AND...
I speak Arabic to God, Russian to men, English to my horse, and I don't talk to women.
No one will be visiting a url that looks like it came out of Satan's anus.
If there's a stem on the apple, it's a boy.
Look, I'm not saying I'm proud of a lot of the harsh putdowns I deal out on social media. I'm harsh. I'm never intentionally hurtful, and I don't say mean things for no reason. If someone stirs the pot, I decide to spice things up in there. Again, I'm not proud of this.
The other day, I was on a heretofore unnamed social media site, when I saw that someone I followed liked a post from what appeared to be a Scooby-Doo stan account. I found this very funny, so I checked it out. It turns out this stan account has sort of not so subtly been bullying a certain voice actor who voiced Scrappy-Doo. Not just teasing or name calling either, like, they really were very awful to this person.
For those not in the know, Scrappy-Doo was introduced into the Scooby-Doo canon as a way to freshen up the formulaic monotony that had taken over the show. Scrappy is Scooby's nephew, who wanted to hang out with his uncle and solve mysteries. A lot of fans found Scrappy an intrusive annoyance, and vehemently advocated for his removal. He was never removed. He still shows up in Scooby-Doo related content to this day.
I started posting at this Scooby-Doo stan account, mentioning how much I loved the show. We started talking back and forth about the history of Scooby-Doo, and eventually I asked them who their favorite character was. Shocker, it was Scooby. They asked me the same question, to which I replied "oh, definitely Scrappy-Doo. I love him."
I was very quickly admonished and told to fuck off. I wasn't finished, though. I said that Scrappy was the only character I really enjoyed, and he was the only reason I started watching and enjoying Scooby-Doo shows. This made them even more angry. I got cussed out again. I spent an embarrassing amount of time extolling the virtues of Scrappy-Doo, while ignoring the rude replies from the stan account. Then, all of a sudden, I started gaining new followers. Very quickly. People I had never heard of and who I didn't have mutuals with. And then, a deluge of messages started pouring in, telling me how wrong I was, and how stupid I was for liking Scrappy. (Now, it is very important to know that not only do I not give a single fuck about Scrappy-Doo, but in general, I wouldn't even consider myself a fan of the Scooby-Doo franchise.) I messaged them all back, saying that Scrappy-Doo fucked their mom. Each and every one of them. AGAIN, I'm not proud of this, I was just sorta' looking to get the whole thing over with, and was a bit overwhelmed with the volume of messages I had gotten. I will readily admit this was not a chill thing to say!
So uh yeah. I now have a running total of 18 death threats made against me from people on the social media site who organized themselves in an effort to shut down my pro Scrsppy-Doo propaganda? Who knows how many more people will decide this is the thing to do. Obviously this is their coordinated revenge for me telling all of them that Scrappy fucked their moms. I'm aware that the chances of them all independently thinking to send me a death threat are very low. I'm sure they all talked amongst themselves and decided this was the play. I'm fine with it, it's just uh... well.
Thanks and have a great day. Scrappy4Lyfe
Nuuuu being based and amazing is u
Every falcon has a name. Not wretched human blather. Instead, just before it hatches, an angel visits it and whispers the true name of God, the utterance that conjured all of creation. A falcon's true name is a fragment of this. Own the right falcons, and know the name of God.
One is a map were you kill and abort a fetus, the other is one where you walk into a bathtub to slit your wrists. Are these REALLY the maps that need GZDoom's automatic compatibility? They are dumb meme maps that are just meant to be edgy AF, adding compatibility for them would be severe overkill imo.
you see my plan is, if i drain this marsh and turn it into steam then there will be no water, says the literal fish lady leading her fish army
Yay ^w^
Kitty good, I love kitties
YES, I finally found this game. Been looking for it since 2004. Screw you craig, now I get my turn to play.
Manchin is not a name, itfs more a title or job description, like Caesar or Batman
Hollywood is learning what happens when a host becomes too weak to support its parasites.
That may well be its epitaph, God willing.
tumblr can gag on my entire dick and balls - got much better hopes for this site though!
I myself had a hard time believing the Secret Service would allow a 79-year-old Commander in Chief to be injected with an essentially-untested vaccine. I had an even harder time believing he wasnft given a balloon animal and a lollipop for taking the shot without crying or making a scene.
you people out here worrying about these vaccines...
Meanwhile... they are making and distributing Peep flavored Pepsi.
Ok so let's say you buy a case of plastic water bottles. There is a probability that one or more of those bottles, caps, or some component will wind up in the ocean. Further, there's a probability that one of those plastic items will end up causing a sea creature to suffer, perhaps choking, or otherwise.
I don't know what that probability is, but let's say it's 1/1000.
Imagine if, at check-out, you had to hit a button that gave you a 1 in 1000 chance of having to inflict equal harm, with your own hands, to a marine animal. Imagine if you hit that number, they would take you into a back room with a marine animal, say a baby seal or a sea gull. You then have to physically inflict an equal amount of harm with your bare hands. With the case of the water bottles, perhaps you have to physically choke the sea gull to death, mimicking what would have otherwise occurred based on the predetermined probability.
Another way to do it would be to keep a tracker, so every 1,000th plastic item you purchase, you have to commit this act.
There are many negative externalities associated with items like plastics. I think people would operate differently if they weren't so far-removed from those externalities.
English? It's going to take a while. First, you have to come up with a topic that other people know about. Like, let's say you're hanging out with your friends and one of them says that they're hungry. You could make this your topic. Say something like, WHAT ABOUT BEING HUNGRY GUYS? See, already you're communicating because you're listening. Now lets suppose he says, Yeah I'm hungry, let's go to Taco Bell. What he's really saying is, Taco Bell is an option for him. Now, the most efficient thing is to say what is an option for you. So, you could say OK TACO BELL IS COOL BY ME or you could say TACO BELL IS FOR LOSERS (btw, loser="You Fail It" guy). On the other hand, you could say something like TACO BELL IS ON A SPOKE/OFF IN SOME WEEDS but this doesn't really say what you think; it doesn't necessarily hurt, but it makes the conversation longer and if there are any girls in the room they will probably look at you funny.
Shits as big as that one go through the canal al the time and have been for years. A combination of severe winds blowing the ship and a bad captain caused this, not so much the size (although it doesnft help)
I swear I've seen this EXACT post on another thread before, like exact text and everything.
Her family probably hates you guys
Hitler died peacefully surrounded by loved ones at his Argentinian home in the 80s I doubt he cares what people think of him.
Hacker MODE
u dont want to fuck with a Paxil-roided single mom with fibro and student debt who wraps their head in plastic shielding and six masks before barreling their Subaru down I-95 to go kneel at a Hezbollah style rally for a retarded felon
Damn, canft a superhero have a young male ward without everyone calling him gay? It was normal in the 40s when I started.
Breaking into the maternity ward so I can say "Bonk! Go to horny jail!" to all the pregnant women.
There's a big difference between not holding in a fart and holding a mic directly up to your ass/vag/dick, sucking in air and letting it rip. If a dude started shooting compressed air out of his dick straight into his mic, I have zero doubts that he would be banned from Twitch, no matter how impressive it might be.
Don't believe me? I dare any streamer to bend over, aim their ass right into the mic and let rip. See what happens.
One very common and largely unacknowledged aspect of this practice was that many of the boy victims brought pantsing upon themselves by being impertinent to and over-familiar with the older pupils, even daring them to do it, and thus incurring the penalty. I am sure that they secretly enjoyed the idea of being stripped and exhibited in this way in front of their classmates and the giggling girls always close by. I know, because I brought on such a pantsing myself after ragging a group of older pupils. It was sports day and I was barefoot, dressed only in shorts, underpants and a tee shirt. All this was quickly stripped from me, and I was carried by the others – quite naked – to the girlsf grounds, where the mob, reckoning that my impertinence had been especially intolerable, elected to bind me, standing, to the chicken wire that fenced the perimeter of the girlsf basketball courts. I struggled with all my might against this outrage, but my motives were not so much to save what was left of my modesty, as to take my mind off what was becoming quite an impressive and uncontrollable erection. As it is, the boys relented, and just as well, for while the headmasters of both the boysf and girlsf schools would overlook a simple pantsing, the provocative diorama of a naked boy seemingly crucified on a wire fence and with a deeply incongruous prong pointing to the horizon, might have led them to ban the practice altogether.
Finland does not exist. It is a fabrication created by the Russians
and Japanese to bypass international fishing regulations. There is no
landmass between Sweeden and Russia, only a sea. People who believe
they are Finnish are actually from remote parts of eastern Sweeden.
99% of Finland is supposed to be uninhabited forest, it's not like
they would notice. Nokia is a shell company which is used to transport
fish across Russia to Japan using the trans-siberia railway under the
guise of electronic products. This explains how Japan is the largest
importer of Nokia products despite almost no one there owning a Nokia
phone.
Wake up sheeple
I am an adorable 5,000 year old loli vampire!!!!! Bleh bleh bleh >:P
Where do I get the ground vagina maker?
So bros. What if I "root" a horse with my 6 inch cut Bahranian member, and flush its BIOS / CPU with my spermen? If the horse does making pregnant. And if with my cum, I will be FIRST human to programming a "centaur" in the human history. And when I reaise my army of children centaur. Half man, half horse. "EELS IS KING You will say it "EELS IS KING."
Then, for some unknown reason, Parliament exploded fiercely, showering the countryside with monocles and top hats.
scribbles these sagely words unwisely on the bathroom stall for whores to gawk and strain at
We shouldn't expect or require most of the common people to act classy, or guilt them for failing to live up to a higher standard as they are innately incapable sheep. That's not to say they don't have their place, or aren't critically important to the stable constitution of a society.
We, as a species, need to realize the truths of old. The Higher Aphrodite and the Lesser Aphrodite; sexual intimacy and "just blowing a load" -- with maybe a denigrative insult added at the end to top it off. In ancient Grecian culture, it was clearly recognized that large swaths of the masses were only capable of the Lower Aphrodite, and INCAPABLE of the Greater Aphrodite, and WERE NOT MADE TO FEEL GUILTY, NOR PUNISHED, FOR THEIR LOWER NATURES. Nor were such lowest common denominators urged to commit to long-term sexually intimate relationships (that they couldn't help but inwardly hate as extreme impositions), just to appease the selfish moral sensibilities of their superiors projected unrightfully against the foundations of their natural slaves' natures.
Being a cum factory that only needs biological release, much like a butterfly desperately finding relief by laying dozens of eggs on leaves -- dozens of eggs that would otherwise kill it from internal swelling were it guilted into behaving against its nature -- should be expected of the common man. We should only be pleasantly surprised if there is affection and intimacy added unto a commoner's urges in rare exceptions.
I'm remembering when I first jacked off to pinkie pie inflation at the age of 7 but there's no pony thread showing up for me ._.
Lewd is obvious sexuality. VERY LEWD is very specific sexual things. Its kind of arbitrary, but I think you'll see my point. Wanting a man to play with your ota is lewd, wanting a man to play with play with your ota while you sit on his knee wearing a miniskirt but no panties causally is very lewd.
Showing a boy in the tree house your ota is lewd, but wearing a skrit no panties and spreading your legs, showing your ass to show the boy inches below while you climb the ladder to the tree house is very lewd.
I think you get my point. Very lewd is more subtle.
Just as a heads up, a very salient part of the frogs in a boiling pot story is often left out: the frogs that didn't try to escape had been lobotomized.
Unlobotomized frogs noped the fuck out when the water got uncomfortably warm.
What that says about the current political situation, I'll leave for you to interpret.
Moon is poopie? I thought it was cheese!?
Ah. Now I see the core of your argument. You're a crippled old man who can't keep up with the young whipper-snappers that can use the mouse effectively, therefore you build the ludicrious argument that 'probably the majority of the posters here' suffer from the same condition you do in order to make yourself appear (and feel) on equal terms with everyone.
Come on you big baby. Quite painful!? Have you ever had a chainsaw dig into your thigh, then have to put it in reverse to get it out? Have you ever had your arm stuck in a milking machine? Have you ever been triggered so bad, you cried yourself to sleep for days? Don't tell me about pain, mac. At least you could use your mouse or your dick with your other hand and life went back to normal. Some people don't have it so lucky.
There's a cell phone tower by the supermarket nearest my house. It's disguised as a palm tree. I forget it's there every time and every time I spot it again, I shout out loud: "That's a fake palm tree!"
It has been there for years.
I think I might be retarded guys. Seriously. Fuck that aspergers self-diagnosis. I'm going for the goal: full-on retard. The beauty is they can't take that one away from you. They can't say you're functional. There's no arguing with it. It's big and loud and all it wants is cake...
>>691
I know what site this is from!
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/100
>>687
This is a half truth. They weren't lobotmized, they had their brain removed in the original experiment.
I used to work within walking distance of this location and decided to give it a try based off my Japanese cousin-in-law's love for it in Japan. She said it's basically their fast food, like McDonald's.
I tried a few dishes (chicken teriyaki, orange chicken, grilled steak) and thought they were just "meh." Until she told me to get the original beef bowl. Now, I was a little hesitant because I thought it looked like tripe or pale meat. But MAN. It was delicious. Needless to say, I became a Yoshinoya beef bowl regular. This is probably one of the things I miss the most about working in the area.
Staff is decent. They were starting to know me by name. I came in at random times and it never seemed to be too busy. Sign up for their email offers- there's always some kind of deal. Also, make sure to ask for some of their red pepper packets!
Happening now is how I wish the camera man would have put more forcus on photographing that cute, sexy, well dressed lady than this merciless judas called President Uhuru Kenyatta and the brother Raila Odinga
Obamas
When your goth loli GF moves in with you and your french swordsman wife.
Unlike in hellscape Japan, here in the West our literature hasnft been completely colonized by 30-something+ year olds writing fiction for/about teenagers and young adults. Itfs because wefre a superior society you see, not like those fucked up Asians
Next you'll tell me lasagna is not part of a healthy diet for cats
He had never heard about the fentanyl bloodstream flood choke.
What do you thinking if something close this stupid site,
It was big mistake that i regestered on this ball site.
All web masters have done good job (about design) And what are you all people doing on that site, ofcourse BALL sITe.
Stupid queations STUPID IDEA STUPID FORUMS STUPID ... HHHHHHHH ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
DOOM is not a game this is black disk with something eggs on pictures.
Doomers ball shit snakes.
I'm going to say this once, get a life. You obviously aren't the real Honeydew.
What is the body if not horny jail for the soul?
i could do with a lot less of white guy commentary. not what i want to hear while watching porn
I've been looksmaxxing for a year now with decent results here's some tips I can give
>Sunstares with Swarovski binoculars slc 10x42 4x week at 12-3 PM for maximum Vitamin C gains and ensuring you darken your irises (if it's boring brown it'll turn hazel)
>Facepunches supersetted with neckhangs to failure to get a stronger lowe third and massive neck
>Daily mirror screams to lower inhibtion, practice talking to people, and also good for voicemaxxing. Not technically a looksmax but it's good if you're non NT.
>Invest in a medieval rack or create a makeshift one and periodically get a trusted friend to stretch you until you hear the bones pop out of their socket. If you do that means it works and it'll realign itself habitually making you taller, warning not for the faint of heart. Over if you don't do this while under 6'0.
>Chew ice cubes
>Three houe microscalping and immediately washing hair with vodka afterwards instead of shampoo works to strengthen the follicles and should replace Nizoral if baldfag with Fin and Min.
>Weekly self flaying to really clean and scrub away the dirt and get nice glowing skin. Gives plus +2 PSL if you have shitskin pheno. If experienced, consider facial flaying and clipping off a piece of your nose. Saves money instead of getting rhinoplasty and if well executed looks massively dark triad.
Watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h27Jq8brPs0 [Embed] everyday as motivation to ascend and Godspeed OP, we're all gonna make it.
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Hahahaha I feel so sorry for all of you GAYstation owning losers
NINTENDO 64 is HERE and is KICKING EVERY OTHER CONSOLE IN THE ASS!!!!
And if you don't believe me, you're either a retard or a NIGGER
THE PLAYSTATION NATION IS NO MORE!!!! NINTENDO WINS AGAIN!!!!
It's not your question that got your PM ability removed. After you sent it I set the forum to log your actions and I saw a bunch of PM's go out right after that. As soon as I saw that, I put a stop to it right away. You asked if it was alright, and then before even getting an "ok" you just went and did it.
Do NOT mass PM users for an issue that is better posted in the forum publicly.
Your PM ability stays turned off, for now. I'll have a discussion with staff before we consider turning it back on for you.
Keep in mind, we in staff do have friends too - and you happened to message one of those friends, so I saw exactly what you PM'd him. I can only imagine the rest were exactly identical. And considering the content of that message ... yeah, I think it's best not to let you loose on that right now.
I went and saw Affleck's Dare Devil during a period when I was extremely depressed and seriously considering suicide. I decided to be more outgoing and try to have more friends. A group of casual friends we going to see it and I went with them. After the movie I used the bathroom, as you do, and when I came out they had all forgotten I was there and left.
Just because your mom and dad are brother and sister doesnt mean you have to take your feelings of inadequacy out on the rest of the world.........get help
One group wants to force their lifestyle and sexual preferences on others. The other are trans.
I see gHE IS ALIVEh trending and I thought they was talking about DMX I click it and itfs about this nigga Jesus
Thanks for taking time out of your busy day to voluntarily insult my ice cream. I've learned a lot and will make adjustments next time.
Back in the good days kids dropped acid and listened to a social reject play acoustic while somebody spat half-truths about Buddhism. Oh, how times have changed!
How about Redneck Native American trying to tell white folks to go back where they came from if they hate America so much?
oversupply of NFTs? who could have ever predicted that there would be so much nothing that the price of nothing would plummet
You call that a compound word? My title in the military was "tietojärjestelmäasentaja-aliupseerioppilas" during NCO training.
Christians and Muslims: ♥️🤝
Israel: 😨😵
This is a PSA stating we need more FNF bbc porn if possible, so i'll get the ball rolling with this one
> Hey progeny from a nepali dick, son of cheap prostitute mother, sisterfs penis, motherfucker... Ifll shove your englishness up yours, do you get it? ya daughter sex-trafficker. Moron, learn to read and write first, youfre talking about the same damn thing over and over, illiterate, asshole... post is highlighting how gender insecurity is being fed into young kids' mind at such a tender age and not tr@ns ph0bia... 4th grade failure, asshole, you know nothing about the world and nothing about sex, yet you want to fuck the Universe
Actually those last lines can be better translated as "you know nothing of your balls or your ass yet you'll fuck the knowledge of the universe"
It's kind of sad that it loses the poetry in translation.
How did Godzilla end up in China in recent movies? I understand wanting to destroy it, but isn't it a Japanese controlled franchise?
It's quite sickening to see so many people celebrating the 8 year anniversary of Margaret Thatcher's death when she really should have died much sooner.
this is NOT WORKING, tried it with dosbox but it seems like it's one of those HACKED BY SOMEONE games, hacked by someone called hybrid so it seems it is in fact NOT an abandonware game....what a shame.
prince philip died doing what matters most to the royal family: creating a news story that isnft about prince andrew & teenage girls
Youtube did it! Google is going to end racism with these videos!
If we were dating and I could only ever please you with my tongue, do you think it gives you free pass to have another bf?
All that money still won't make him an inch taller.
You know those ads in magazines that say "Buy a star!" and it's totally BS?
It's like that, but for every star you buy, they burn down a forest.
There is also "Monsteraffentittengeil", which roughly translates to "pretty good".
I also remember being surprised at a couple other quick odd changes in tone. The bee torture thing. The squirrels just let the wasps kill you over and over and I assume they don't know you're unkillable. In the snow level you're ice skating down this otherwise magical winter wonderland, and then you skate through a hollowed out whale carcass. Same deal in the garden level. Out of nowhere you start have to crouch walk through a hollowed out caterpillar. I liked these in an "Oh, what an odd choice" way, but if I was a Parent playing with their kid I may have been put off by any or all of these things.
"Finally," he said, "a chance to use my music production degree and maid outfit to make something truly sublime."
Bruh moment öyle bir andır ki ırkçılığa karşı yazdığın şarkıyı ırkçılık yüzünden kaybedersin
I CAN'T STAND EATING FEIJOADA ANYMORE!
Nice! Next exam i have I'll write god as every answer and will claim i got cancelled when i fail.
What fanbois don't realise is that when they speak japanese they sound like the 12 year old girl they learnt it from
Taihen desu!
Oh wait... a second, what color is this mayor? Lemme go check....
Back now. Scratch that. The idea of "consequences" is obviously a bridge too far.
>>737
This person uses periods too much and would be incredibly awkward if this sentence was spoken
Maybe croc meat taste like shit? Probably wasnft worth the energy to deal with but idk
Mark Zuckerberg is the uncanny valley.
Dumb game dumb concept dumb everything and here I am reading and commenting on it
Haha love these ants! Their bite hurts SO MUCH! 🖤🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
As a long time high school substitute teacher, I wish they still taught sex ed.
The year they stopped teaching it, there were 12 pregnancies.
Well, as they say Jesus loves the little children (even if they're illegitimate and unvaccinated. )
I would totally show the kids that part of this video, not that that would make a difference.
I once had a kid tell me there was guano in the Monster energy drink he was happily consuming. ( there isnft)
I asked him if he knew what guano was?
He proudly said gbird pooph.
So I asked if he thought it had bird poop in it, why was he still drinking.?
I increasingly have no illusion about the future of our species.
In fact I wish we would just get it over with before we take everything else with us.
anubis is just the grim reaper with a $6,000 fursuit
Fucking excellent impersonating there mate, airline pilots well known for sitting in the local park in their uniform with a few cans of Special Brew. No idea how your neighbour worked it out honestly.
If this game were realistic, unhappy guests would fight the entertainers, and the security guards would run over and escort them to the park exit.
middle aged women love thinking their mid 20s loser son is secretly a genius sex god
This has been the weekly anus update newsletter. Tune in next week for more anus news. Same butt time, same butt channel.
gWelcome to Mini Golf 1! Herefs your golf club, your golf ball, and your golf vest!h
gUh, whatfs the vest for?h
gIt explodes if you step off the course! Wefll take it off for you once you return your club and ball at the exit! Have fun!h
Racism: has continually progressed since 1980s with understanding of historical genetics à la African ghost DNA, new haplogroups discovered, DNA sequencing, miniscule sample size evopsych studies.
Anti-racism: based on the same book since 1980s
WHO are the progressives here?
had the absolutely horrific and terrible thought that people being horny for menhera is just the anime version of "SuicideGirls"
Capitalist Discourses: Semiotic subdialectic theory and the subcultural
paradigm of reality
Jean-Jean S'en Brule dfErlette
Department of Sexual Politics, Misanthropicallisticism University, Montreuil, France.
Semiotic subdialectic theory and Foucaultist phallic power relations In the works of a Pseudo-Madonna figure, a predominant concept is the concept of prestructural consciousness and it's inherent wankability. The subject is contextualised into a subcultural paradigm of reality that includes 'STURBANDOnation to the ABSURD as a paradox.
HOWEVER, the primary theme of such lofty works of Onanistic reiterations to a Madonna figure is not narrative per se, but postnarrative. La Tournier[1] suggests that we have to choose between semiotic (I can hear YOUR sniggering FROM HERE that YES the word is derived from SEMEN, as are YOU) subdialectic theory and Batailleist "powerful communication".
Thus, Lacan uses the term eFoucaultist phallic power relationsf to denote the absurdity, and some would say the collapse, of neotextual society that any FIFTHEENTH-EDUCATED-IMBECILLE should grasp their own tumescent member most vigourously when faced with MOST SUBLIMIMIEST OF HOLIES CRACKY_CHAN. Many such theories concerning the empirical subcultural paradigm of masturbo-reality may be revealed by judiciously peeling back the layers of the pseudointellectual foreskin that you SO BLATANTLY seem to be burdened with.
2. Cracky-Madonna and semiotic subdialectic theory
If one examines Foucaultist power relations, one is faced with a choice:
either reject constructivist desublimation of the libido or conclude that sexuality serves to
exploit the underprivileged and marginalized BETA-CUCK. Therefore, Marx uses the term ethe subcultural
paradigm of masturbo-realityf to denote the common ground between the total lack of any semblance of class and civil society. The premise of Foucaultist phallic power relations holds that class, perhaps paradoxically,
has NO SIGNIFICANCE.
The characteristic theme of la Fournierfs[2] analysis of
SEXTUAL objectivism is the role of the artiste as poet (YOU KNOW IT). However, if the Foucaultist phallic power relations holds, we have to choose between semiotic subdialectic theory and the neostructuralist horny police narrative. Sartre uses the term eFoucaultist phallic power relationsf to denote the VAST difference between society and sexual masturbo-identity.
gClass is used in the service of sexism,h says Marx; however, according to Parry[3] , it is not so much class that is used in the service of sexism, but rather the futility, and hence the failure, of class. Thus, Werther[4] suggests that the works of Madonna are reminiscent of Koons. If postcapitalist deconstruction holds, we have to choose between Foucaultist power relations and semioticist theory.
It could be said that in the 7 Days set the Psuedo-Madonna Cracky-Chan, deconstructs semiotic subdialectic theory; in the act of witholding sexual-gratifiction she analyses the subcultural paradigm of masturbo-reality while sitting on the crapper. Debord uses the term epredialectic misappropriationf to denote not, in fact, dematerialism, but the obsession of other men's PENISES by horny police postdematerialists seeking to gatekeep adulation of the HOLIEST OF HOLIES CRACKY-CHAN, who would be better served by severing their own accursed member as Saint Thomas Aquinas so oft threatened to do, (FAPOCRITE) but never actually got around to doing the aforementioned deed, YOU CAN DO IT.
Thus, Derrida promotes the use of the subcultural paradigm of masturbo-reality to deconstruct a SANCTIMONIOUS, FAPOCRICTICAL, PYGMALIONIST, DUMMY-HUMPING hierarchy. Drucker[5] implies that we have to choose between merciful Foucaultist phallic power relations and such Sartreist absurdities.
However, the subject is interpolated into a semiotic subdialectic theory that includes language as a sextual masturbo-reality. Many such discourses concerning the defining characteristic of a post-OnlyFans-capitalist society exist. Very sad.
Thus, Debord uses the term eneomaterial nihilismf to denote the common ground between sexual masturbo-identity and truth. Lyotard suggests the use of the subcultural paradigm of masturbo-reality to modify and challenge society's willingness to fap to pseudo-divine beings. (unlike Miss Stephanie Turner, who akchually IS divinity INCARNATE, the truest of the TRUE SISTERS OF MERCY.)
If your gay sex is so good that even the lions are saying "damn dude, we oughta try that" then reconsidering options is a necessity.
Elie Wiesel, the supreme king of virtue signalling
I think you're right. All the foreshadowing seems to be pointing toward the psychiatrist making Yui his deceased wife's replacement as revenge for raping her and driving her to suicide.
Conservatism is, by definition, antagonistic towards humanity. Opposing progress is misanthropy.
The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics. Oh, and that stupid children's book 'The Little Prince,' ugh.
Awesome! If you finish either of the orcs or that zombie soldier you showed in the spriting carnival thread, I'll circumcise my children in your holy name. 😁
I am a beaver. I chew trees down with my incisors, which by the way never stop growing.
I notch the tree with never a care in the world. Try it some time.
>be me
>tranny mental freak
>bored AF
>decide to post in a north korean gay forum about transphobia
>"why people are so mean about us trannies"
maybe if you post your bullshit in reddit, you get results.
here your are nothing but a faggot
go dilate and watch james charles
Bullshit.
Strength and weakness are necessarily components of every human being as we are mortal and incomplete.
There is no human of only strength, nor only weakness.
For every strength one has, there is also a fault, a lack. Beauty breeds vanity. Hardness breeds cruelty. Power breeds hubris. Success breeds excess.
What makes hard times is bad leadership, yours or that of others.
True however, is that weak men create hard dicks.
Ahh portugual.... the Brazilian speaking part of Spain
Tbh. I used to hate children. Then I finally found a good recipe. Proper reasoning.
Of course downtrodden people don't look or act 'respectable'. Why would they act like the people that victimize them?
Coulter is relatively intelligent, she's just a hateful bitch. Lahren is little more than a Nazi Markov chain stuffed into a Barbie doll.
I slowly pull the shiv out of the stranger's back. I rifle through his pockets and find two burger ration tickets. I head towards the McDonald's, humming "im lovin it"
man had some fuckin demons and none of us could've ever predicted hearing an anime girl say "sus" would've released them all at once like Pandora's box
>>2 fuck sea shepherd and fuck you. get cancer. i hope all dolphins get cancer too.
Doomguy actually wears gloves and does not have super thick wrinkly hands like I thought before
Ya me and my 5 year old gon blaze up together thats joint custody
you said furry then showed a brony
you need to put down the japanese textbooks and study the different sub-categories of degenerates
there is no greater destructive force on this earth than a middle class white liberal with good intentions
ask a straight guy how many dudes hefs slept with and see how gender neutral it is then.
I am an anglophile, and I'm not ashamed of it.
Every day, I wish that the glorious british empire had conquered and anglicized my shitty inferior nation. My life as a non-anglo is barely worth living except for the fact that there are still so many achievements of the ANGLO man left to marvel at that I couldn't ever hope to experience them all in one hundred years.
My nation is landlocked but I dream of the wide open sea, and of the mighty British ships that conquered her. I imagine myself at the side of Lord Horatio Nelson (possibly one of the greatest military commanders of all time) on an 80 cannon ship of the line. Our broadsides are tearing through filthy fr*ch scum when a cowardly frog shoots him. I look into his dying eyes and suddenly I'm in Africa, the heart of darkness, on a paddle steamer. My expedition is making it's way upstream of a river when the thick foliage suddenly clears out, making way for a seemingly endless body of water. We did it. We discovered Lake Victoria. Then, I'm in a factory where powerful beasts of steel powered by steam and fire are working tamely for the ANGLO man. The steam turns into gunpowder smoke. I'm in a line battle. We're moving down hordes of Zulus, Frenchmen, Germans, Americans, Russians, Turks and Chinese but they just keep coming, for Britain's enemies are many but equals are few. They are about to overrun us when I find myself in the seat of a Supermarine Spitfire, the best multirole propeller fighter ever built. I know I must defend our skies from the invading huns. I fire a salvo into the side of a g*rmanic bomber. It catches fire and falls out of the sky, a victim of superior ANGLO engineering. Now, we take our fight to the invaders. Lancaster bombers are raining fire on g*rman cities. I look up into the night sky and see Bomber Harris himself smiling down at me. Finally, I arrive at the falklands. My SAS squad is surrounded on all sides by argie scum, without escape. I'm out of ammo, ready to die for the Queen.
You know, this may actually pose issues for future hikers, as many of the dead bodies had become trail landmarks.
Yep, uncles are more of the gsociety owes us sex why are women not giving us anyh variety.
All mighty protector of the #Lewd and #Ecchi I beg of thee, please heed my cry. Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight. I beseech thee, grace our humble game but first I shall call out thy name: EMPUSA!!! Find me #waifu related profiles to follow!
>American Blacks may reject the idea sorcerers can remotely shrink or erase their penises and then turn into goats to evade capture, they don't believe in mermaids, they know guns aren't advanced white man magic, and they aren't killing bald men on the rumor there's gold in their heads.
Have you ever seen an African-in-America react to a magic trick?
They're like cats with cucumbers.
These fucking flannel bands are killing us!
Have you tried digging your nose by putting your hand behind your head and come from the other way round? Don't try it: you may sprain your hand or poke your eye. That was how I felt after I tried the Sous Vide process. I will not bother with the oven either.
Yeah when I think of the most atrocious problems of the USSR universal daycare is right at the top.
You're not intended to read this as a Blade Runner reference, but I guess I can't stop you, much as I wish I could. I wish I could do a lot of things.
Tus días como persona normal están contados. Tus días de ser BASADISIMO acaban de comenzar.
A man who raided a McDonald's brandishing a fake gun and demanding nuggets has been jailed, after fleeing with a McMuffin and cash from the till.
Rock: 3 chords played in front of 10,000 people
Jazz: 10,000 chords played in fron of 3 people
woman dedicating her entire life to academic japanese queer studies because she was bullied for liking yaoi and was too afraid to say "yeah I find it hot, fuck you". many such cases!
We was sittin' there watchin' the stage. Waitin' for the man they called Coltrane to come out and do his thing. It was me and my four droogs. Them bein' Peter, Georgio and Dim; Dim being really Dim.
'Round an hour'd passed and the place was packed straight through to the back. I'd just dropped some dollars for 'Trane's Giant Steps six months back. Now was the time, this was the place. The Village Vanguard. New York City. 1961.
I was only there for the first night, see, but them cats at Impulse! just made my life complete. They put out four CDs of all that sound 'Trane put out those nights. But you know my type, man. Can't afford to eat, let alone spend some heavy cash on music. So I only got the essential. Live at the Village Vanguard: The Master Takes is one disc, makin' it one-fourth the cost of the box set. And you only get the best stuff.
Man, the opening beauty of "Spiritual..." It's like a dream I had: I floated on the River Nile, smokin' some fresh weed, relaxin'. But I ain't ever gonna see the Nile anyhow. This track's as close as I come, and it's close enough. Best of the best, though, has gotta be "India." It's only when you listen to a perfect old jazz tune like this that you realize how much drum-n-bass is derived from this music. 'Trane takes it to heaven and back with some style, man. Some richness, daddy. It's a sad thing his life was cut short by them jaws o' death.
Shit, cat. It don't make a difference. The man produced enough good music to last me a lifetime. This Village Vanguard thing's just another example of the genius of Coltrane.
I am a house
I feel like I have lots of small little sofas inside me.
Also I have a basement full of ice cream and steak in me.
It is day 3 of being a small family house with a king size bed.
Can anyone relate?
Thanks.
I'm going to take a wild guess here, but are you feeling a bit frustrated because no one is listening to your noise? If so, don't be; that's how it used to be before people started sharing their distorted farts online, and maybe that's how it should have stayed. If you're making a racket for recognition or having your ego fed; stop making a racket 😉
I AM NOT PISSED ABOUT PEOPLE NOT LIKING OR ANYONE LISTENING TO MY SHIT I JUST WANT TO FUCKING NOT EXIST ANYMORE BECAUSE THE WHOLE WORLD IS FUCKING GARBAGE NOBODY IS WORTH A FUCKING THING TO ME ANYMORE AND FUCK MONEY
ALL PEOPLE ARE IS MONEY
FUCK EM
NOBODY HAS KINDNESS, DECENCY OR RESPECT
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FUCKING ANGUISH WITHOUT HARD WORK AND I HAVE WORKED ENOUGH
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF PEOPLE THINK IT'S EDGY
I just want to go out and walk to a new country but I got a fucked up toe
nu(t) a shulny = no I shall not
if you don't have this release then get it ASAP, the artist i worked with has come out as a full fat TERF (self identifying)
it will be deleted at 10pm GMT tonight (4th May.)
Jerking off while being watched by everyone. I do it now. I do it on skype, or other sites where strangers pass by and either stop and watch or keep going. It is supposed to be 18 and over but there are younger ones in there and they get me horny more. Even if they are not showing and tell me there a young girl who is raped by there grandfather. It is okay with me I love the idea of girls being raped and incest is the best.
I have been exposing myself in an "accidental way" for 4o years or so. It started out when I was really young and discovered masturbation I was in the shower and there was a plastic cup in there for rinsing off with, hard to reach parts like your asshole. It felt good when I ran it over my cock. Then I started to let the shower head spray hit the tip of my cock and it felt better. It did not make me cum yet but close. The first time a came was like most kids, a wet dream.
My bedroom was right across the hall from the bathroom and the front door. When I was in my room beating off I figured out after it happening by accident the first time, I could expose myself by "accident if I just left my door open just a little bit. The light in my room was brighter than the hallway so who ever was either going to use the front door or bathroom could see into my room and the light would kinda get their attention. If they liked what they saw they could just stand there and I really could not see them and they could watch me jack off my almost nine inch cock. From the time I was around 9 years old I started playing that game. If your wondering if my cock was 9 inches then, lol not. I'm not sure really how bigit was but it was hard as a rock and would stay that way for a long time.
I think the first one that caught me jacking was my cousin Jeannie.. She is the one that saw me by accident the first time. She was 3 years older than me and was a horny one. She never said anything to me at first but later when we use to I'll show you mine if you show me yours kinda thing she said she use to peek at me when I was in my room jacking.
I use to watch one of my parents friends daughters when they would go out on the weekends. I use to let her watch me jack off. She was about 5 or 6 years younger than me....She would watch me for a really short time and then just walk in and want to touch my cock.I'm 69 now and I still love people watch me jack off.
>>795
I hope she didn't expect a high paying career with that degree.
Is that butter cause imma put that shit on everything.
no no you see the beat is SUPPOSED to be off, its SUPPOSED to be kind of annoying, but it gets stuck in your head anyway, thats the point. niwakas would not understand.
Covid farts are a thing?
FML
My theory on Furries being a good example of white culture, if not the peak of the white hyperculture as a whole, goes even deeper. I believe that in general the idea of being a furry entails a total rejection of evolution and logic, meaning that generally furries are a wider proccess of stagnation of the evolutionary process. Not only is being a furry a rejection of linear, ever progressing evolution, but also a complete overhaul of it, with furries generally completely avoiding the whole concept that many darwinists have of what is "fit". Not only are furries the vanguard of white hyperculture, but also the vanguard of a post-human society as a whole. Regardless, whiteness entails wealth and so entails a relative comfort and happiness, meaning one can look towards new identities for expressing their innermost needs. One could go so far as saying that, indeed, other cultures are unable to express this vanguard (being a furry) because they are intellectually and spiritually inferior, stuck to murdering eachother in the millions for ethnic conflicts and petty things instead of looking forward to "enwhiten" themselves. Notice how the whitest countries in Africa (Algeria, Namibia) are doing the best economically. If Africa was solely made out of white people, it would be richer than Europe.
Eh.. Whats world4ch? o-o nice art btw!
Without white progressives like me to supervise them, ethnic minorities are helpless and easily exploited.
I shall clench my buttocks in the meantime.
oh shit. i'm safe from covid AND i don't need birth control? awesome!
I had an accidental kill where one fell into a rain barrel. It was confusing because the barrel was almost full. Not more than two inches from the top to the water below. It probably climbed up there to get a drink in the first place. But somehow this animal was so blind, diseased, poisoned or something, it never found the way out. It was so close to freedom, but instead it just bumped repeatedly into low walls until it was exhausted and drowned. Another nightmare way to die, brought to you by rats.
being a 32 year old Virgin is not something to be ashamed of, nor is moaning loudly. try biting down on a pillow the next time you enjoy a dream. also explain to Mom that you "don't want to woken up".
Tbh after seeing faceapp gender switching all I have been trained to see when looking at women's selfies is how beta they would be as a man and how much I would probably have bullied them like lmao bro you have such fine bone structure do u know what theyd do to you in prison lol
Found out I have Qurfanavirus.
And the only cure is Allah subhana wa tafala.
Real men do intense hypertrophy workouts while blasting sissy hypno on high quality headphones to practice accessing their inner beast under the greatest ADVERSITY.
This is riding the tiger.
Is Jon actually talking to a pile of cat hair? is this another cat he made earlier? Is this one of Garfield's decoys? Did Jon momentarily mistake a pile of cat hair for a cat, or does he actually act as if it is a cat, like in an Imaginary Garfield strip? What emotion does he express as he gazes through the fourth wall? Is he annoyed at mistaking cat hairs for a cat? Annoyed that his Garfield replacement is not working out? Is Garfield still alive in this comic? Is the pile of cat hair this universe's version of Garfield?
It is manifestly immoral for the media, politicians, and celebrities to subject Americans to an endless racial shaming ritual over a few local police shootings and simultaneously heap uncritical support upon Israel while it uses militarized police against mobs armed with rocks.
You look like an ai tried to make an Asian person but messed up when a blobfish got in the algorithm.
years ago, I ran a several year D&D4e campaign that went from 1-20th level. The most frustrated the group ever was, was when I told them that they found a latrine room and a pit below it. Of course the wizard threw detect magic on and I told them that there was a faint glow of magic coming from everything in the below room. They spent, in real time, over an hour searching the shit pit, growing ever annoyed that they didn't figure out that the shit was faintly magical because the troops in the keep had been eating exclusively magically summoned food for months.
My favorite fantasy is having a sleepover with a couple of guys my own age who accept me for who I am and I'd be wearing blue boxershorts, my favorite blue jockstrap, my favorite blue football jersey and a worn out blue trucker hat (in case you haven't noticed blue is my favorite color. I think it's because I resent missing out on twenty years of masculinity and I'm subconsciously trying to make up for lost time by being as manly as possible.)
It would be cold and windy outside but we'd be nice and warm curled up infront of a car engine. We'd spend the night working on the car, flicking boogers at each other, drinking beer, wrestling and watching porn while jerking each other off (again, I was robbed of a boyhood).
They wouldn't care that I wasn't close to passing or that my voice was feminine, they'd just accept me as one of the boys. We'd spend the night burping and would drift off to sleep one by one and the night would end up with me wrapped up in a cum-stained blanket drifting off to sleep knowing that for the first time in my life I'd been accepted for who I truly am. Sigh.
Probably not going to happen in the near future, but a guy? / girl? can always dream.
School was a product of the industrial era.
The industrial era was about creating cogs to fit in the corporate machine that are compliant and do not question authority.
Notice how "intelligence" is defined as how well someone can memorize, not how well someone can come up with innovative ideas.
The purpose of school is to create compliant workers.
Work in the industrial era is tedious and boring, so school is tedious and boring like work.
This is why in the information age there is so much talk about the necessity to reform the schools system.
The system is corrupt, and defiance is the solution
#bluelivesmatter
>>827 Happy memories, the kind you ain't buy how much you pay
this is exactly right and it infuriates me that I find games boring because the average person is such a fucking retard that games need to be made easy enough for them.
I'm not bragging, I have an IQ of 138. I took the MENSA test bc there was a big tiddy girl that took it and asked me to take it with her, and I passed. Whenever I say this to anyone on the internet they shit themselves and call me an asshole for bragging. I'm not bragging. I was born with it. I didn't earn it.
I don't even want to be high IQ. I've achieved nothing in my life. I make 30k/yr in a dead-end job and the only thing I'm doing with my life is jerking off to 2D girls and playing vidya, and I can't even enjoy vidya because the games are so fucking easy, because absolute retards demand them to be.
There used to be niche games for faggots like me, games that were really difficult, like UFO defense. Even civ 4 with Kmod was plenty difficult for me. But nu-civ is garbage. Fuck me, man.
American twitter: constant purges and heavy censorship. Can't even offend insane eunuchs
Russian twitter: "nude Thursdays" regularly trend, literal terrorists write under their own names
Played this at my funeral, I got revived so they could kill me again
The former porn star is the only one actually playing a game.
I can confidently say Ifm a knockout. Ifm a gorgeous woman. Thatfs not me being egotistical, narcissistic. Itfs just a fact. Ifm a knockout. I have great genes. A part of being a knockout, I have confidence and je ne sais quoi, that is unmistakably in my pheromones, and my chemistry, and the way I walk, in my attitude, unmistakable. I am divine feminine energy. And a part of that does not match with the conventional beauty, sometimes, of what sensuality, or society has inferred.
I find one of the most tantalizing and exciting things Ifve ever observed about myself was that, I can drive men crazy and drive people crazy. That I have this air about me that exudes such sexuality, my small breast, and my little frame, and my sweet, little girl voice. It exudes something in people that is extremely passionate and tantalizing. Ifve always just been so into that, and intrigued by that, and have learned how to develop my sensuality as a woman by that. And I glorify it. I think itfs so funny. I swear to God, all your men fantasize about me and probably wonder what itfs like to be with someone who is as small as I am.
Google Docs gives up on the pretense of being a website, and embraces its nature: a subpar office suite implemented in the world's least-efficient possible GUI toolkit.
Oh, I didn't know that the expression "anus peek" is used a lot. Thanks for letting me know!
How Serbia Became a Sweet Raspberry Heaven; 16/04/2016 Featured, Traditional Cuisine
I cancel out global warming by capturing all the suns energy in my balls and preventing it from going elsewhere.
Uh huh, I see. jots on clipboard and are these "fascists" in the room with us right now?
Has anyone put dialectric greese under their crt suction cup before? I want to do this to prevent arcing whem its humid but im not sure how much to apply or if there's anything to watch out for
I believe that when u are fat, everything u say/think is underlaid by the fact that u are fat— any advice given or idea raised comes with the asterisk of obesity, signalling that u hate beauty and have made ur body a monument to ugliness, and are dying as a consequence.
I assume Japanese children speak like a bunch of drunken morons in real life
A bewitching appearance and an athlete-like dance. She is also a supermarket.
(this came out of google translate, but it still fits here)
This might be the least sexually appealing sentence ever formed. I may never get a boner again. A frumpy Ilsa she-wolf of the SS hausfrau could describe sex in detached, mechanistic terms like some sort of marine biologist and it would be more appealing than this verbal Funko Pop.
Has he published anything since his... minor snafu?
I hate white men. So impatient with white men, so cruel to white men, so angry about white men. I love everybody other than white men, but white men make me sick. They make me gag, they make me nauseous, they make me angry. They deserve to get thrown into a woodchipper.
White men are worthless. White men are cuckolds, furfags, fatass losers. White men have gyno titties that probably lactate. White men are cringe. They're embarrassed, they're humiliated, they're taking too much xanax and pissing their pants. White boys belong in diapers to keep from pissing themselves. Diapers and pacifiers so they'll shut the fuck up and stop whining all the time. Bitching about reverse racism, depression, unemployment. Bitching about niggers and spics and trannies. White men bitch about trannies because they themselves are autistic AGP repressors. White men are autism. They're furries, they're bronies, they're CS majors.
White men know they're nothing without money. When they lose their jobs they lose their wives and then blow their brains out. Black men can be jobless and maintain a social network. As soon as white men don't have a deep wallet they're suicidal hikkis. This is because white men have no inherent worth. We don't love you, we don't care about you, we don't want you around.
White men deserve to be baptized in rancid urine. Hold the baby underwater until it's unconscious. Make the baby drink semen from a milk bottle, never give it milk. White men deserve to be stepped on, spat on, pissed on. Castrated and killed. Humiliated and tortured. I hate when white men have sex. I love seeing white women in interracial relationships. Do NOT fuck white men. Their genes are autistic dogshit. White men should kill themselves. White men should tie a noose around their necks, blow one last load from their disgusting little wormcocks, and then dangle like Christmas tree ornaments. If you're white then fuck you.
if a celeb announced a social media competition where you recorded yourself throwing a bunch of food in the bin and whoever wasted the most got a prize, i don't think many people would be on their side
but add a few layers of technological obfuscation and it's tHe FuTuRe oF mOnEy
Just a simple question. I suffer from severe social anxiety and my coping mechanism is to wear a costume of a non threatening, not perverted, non furry unicorn that I bought at Walmart. This past weekend I was denied entry in to an amusement park with the costume. I tried explaining to the manager that I need it to not get overwhelmed in crowds as it helps me block out the noise. They deemed it as a security risk thinking I could have a weapon on me in which I told them I would consent to a search if that would ease their mind. They refused. I tried explaining I have documented proof of my condition and that if they do kick me out they are discriminating against the disabled. They didn't care. My question is, do I have a leg to stand on if I have paperwork proving I have mental issues and that the costume helps me with my issue. The only problem I'm running in to is they are owned by an Indian tribe which means that they don't follow federal rules and regulations. However, Indian tribes can opt out of this immunity which in turn gives them perks from the government. I have all the information about this but it's all mumbo jumbo to me. So please, any help would be appreciated. The amusement park is called owa in case you were wondering.
I was so deep in the LB rabbit hole that I legitimately got upset when I saw her as a grown up. In my delusions she was an eternal loli and then reality hit me like a truck.
Fvcked ten men to join cult...dis girl fit come out with first class if she enter university...and still get a choice job after graduation....she is gud at fvcking her way thru.
>>852
She will even be given sponsorship, scholarship and partnership by the government and rich donor organizations
Behold the giant of Africa.
Spits
I think these people are cowards, y not gather yourselves in large numbers and launch deadly attack on fulani base, i mean kill them all, they are not more than you.
The other lie, of course, is that after transition, they will in fact be the other gender. No, of course they won't. Of course they won't. Gender is not a hair length. It cannot be changed with scissors. "Transitioning" people will only be "transitioned" physically intact people into a maimed version of their original gender. And how the fuck is that supposed to cure depression?
The way you put down computers as if humans are inherently superior harkens back to Nazi-era Übermensch ideology. In reality there's no reason to believe that any algorithms in your brain can't be implemented in silicon and making computers out of meat is probably inefficient
Don't mind them. They don't realise Shekau needs to be replaced.
The hustle for 72 fresh pussy is real
It will teach them moral.
Nice one
And jihad
Initially, in the years after Chris's father passed away, Chris was in mourning over the loss, accepting that Bob was gone.
However, the Idea Guys manipulated Chris into believing that Bob was alive in CWCville's dimension, reincarnated as a Sonichu and going by the name Robertchu
Suspect has a sandwich. I'm gonna need to request ketchup.
having participated in both queer discourse and programmer discourse recently, it's tough to pick a favorite. on the one hand being queer is far more intrinsic and personal, but on the other hand the functional programmers don't call you a pedophile for dunking on reduce()
>>856
This way I don't have to deal with testicular pain, and having boobs is better than having moobs (if I'm a maimed man, they're still technically moobs of course, but for trannies who pass (and you're just lying to yourself if you think there's no such thing) they have the same social currency as boobs.) Seems very non-depressing to me!
the Satan-worshipping pedophiles stuff is all true, the real ridiculous part of qanon is that they think trump or whoever is gonna stop it
"Ancient 21st century texts make reference to rituals mourning the loss of their ape god, which seemed to involve publicly displaying one's genitals"
Douyin, the mainland Chinese sister app to ByteDance-owned social media app TikTok, presents users with significant amounts of Chinese state propaganda pertaining to the human rights abuses in Xinjiang.
Whether consciously or not, we are engaged as a civilization in the mass erasure of the tacit dimension of life: the aspects of work and relationship that are unquantifiable and indeterminate because they rely on a real communion of souls for their realization. This face-to-face participation of each life in another has been the cost of our successful disarmament of the threat posed by strangers in society. The problem we face now is in many ways far more difficult than the stranger problem, because by definition there can be no abstract or systematic solution to loneliness in a free society. Only freely chosen, concrete, self-sacrificial relationships can roll back the tide of mutual anonymity in our society. Itfs just unclear as to whether we see the sacrifice involved in friendship as worthwhile when Jeff Bezos and Joe Biden can keep us fed and amused at a much cheaper cost.
I once saw someone proclaim, without any context or explanation, that shadow the hedgehog is trans. I see no reason not to believe that person.
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I remember seeing someone said they put child gore for their music cover but all I saw was loli gore but still weird either ways
>>869
is this about ·²’«ΰΏ’’? man do i want that album with the original cover...
In American terms:
Richard Nixon refused to resign, so he had to be ousted by a team-up of Chuck Schumer (Yesh Atid), Joel Osteen (Yamina), Nigel Farage (New Hope), Dennis Kucinich (Labor / Meretz), David Petraeus (Blue & White), and Malcolm X (Ra'am).
If that team ever doesn't agree on something, Nixon becomes President again.
>>869
I once stumbled upon a real picture of a child's severed head in a Suehiro Maruo anthology.
Male is larger than the female and has a black "Knob" (see in picture).
I have a brony friend that says that he dates black girls because their vagoo looks kind of like horse pussy
I donft want to get too far ahead of myself, because life is a rich tapestry of the unexpected, but this may be the stupidest thing I will ever see in my life.
In high school, I used ghb and acid to rape a girl on our first date. Even though I used a lot of acid, she still knew who I was. At first she just tried to avoid me.
However, the second time I picked my way into her home, and spiked her drink in her room with muscle relaxers. When she was down, I exited her closet to rape her in her own bed. I swear the tears ran down her face. However, I really loved the sense of power. I said nothing all three times I cam and switched condoms. When I was done, I put a keylogger in her computer. I left through the window.
Over the next few months, I watched as she tried to act normal to her friends and family. She did everything she could to avoid me. I masturbated to any picture she posted online. I masturbated to the panties I took from her room. I loved knowing that I had ultimate control over her at this point. I decided to rape her again.
I knew I broke her the third time. She was a shut in at this point. However, her family went on a vacation with my family and dragged her along. My mom and dad, her mom and dad, her, and I all packed into her mom's van. She sat in the very back, and I took the front seat for a four hour car ride. She silently texted away as I chatted her dad up. When we reached our destination, we checked into our hotel. Her family all chose to stay in one room. However, my parents loved to go at it. So, they gave me my own room. This was an impromptu vacation. So, I didn't prepare any drugs. I knew I had to find the right opportunity. The week was almost over when I had my chance. Both of our families had a big dinner at a nice restaurant. When her dad pulled out his wallet to pay the tip, all of the cards fell out of his wallet. I, "helped," him pick them up, but I kept the spare key card to their hotel room. When I looked at her to smile, I could see she was ghostly white. When we went back to the hotel, her parents decided to go for a walk. I could hear arguing in their room. It sounded like she was begging her parents to stay. Her mother yelled, "I don't know what has gotten into you, but when we get home, you are grounded!"
I waited until her parents were gone for 5 minutes before I went to her hotel room door. I assumed she used the bar lock that prevents the door from opening completely. So, I opened the door slowly, and pushed the bar with the key card. I closed the door as much as I could to push the bar, and I was able to open the door fully. There she was, crying face down in one of two beds. I slipped behind her and quickly covered her mouth, and held my knife to her throat. She tried to struggle at first until I made her feel the blade. I whispered, "You need to take your cloths off now." She cried silently as she pulled her pants down and took off her panties. I grabbed her hair, and cut her shirt and bra off.
>>876
Naked, helpless, and crying, she was all mine. I owned this woman's body. I really needed to own her spirit. I pushed her face into the sheets and bent her over. As I raped her, I told her all of the social media posts she sent from her keylogged computer. I told her about her e-mails she sent. I told her when her periods were. I told her I had pictures of her naked body. I told her about every aspect of her life. I told her that I wanted to control her. I told her that I wanted to own her completely. I told her that we will start, "dating," now. I told her that if she doesn't do as I say, I will forward all of her most private e-mails to all of her friends. She cried and cried. I loved it. I could tell that the first time she came, she was trying not to. The second time she came, she gave in. The third time she came, I felt she was completely open to me.
I told her to get dressed, and I told her to tell me how she felt. She stuttered quietly, "I, I, I." I said, "You can hate me. You cannot control your emotions. You can feel whatever you feel. Just remember that I own your emotions now. I own your hatred, your deadness. You are not allowed to keep these emotions to yourself anymore. You need to tell me everything." As she dressed, she told me how much she wished she was dead. She told me that she felt dirty. Oddly, she told me that she felt more afraid of me than death. I made her kiss me before I left. I took her cut up shirt and panties.
After that night, we pretended to date. I would meet her in town for sex, and I put on the facade of dinners and movies. Every day we texted, and I told her what to wear the next day. I told her to bake me things and bring them to the highschool. I told her to tell me about her emotions. I gave her drugs to help her cope with her emotions. I found out what she liked, and I rewarded/punished her as my pet. I told her to keep a diary to write in every day. I told her to write down her emotions and actions every day. I told her to count her calories in her diary. I told her to log everything. I told her to write down whenever she broke one of our rules. Once a week, I would read her diary, and I would punish her. However, if I found out she lied, and I would know, I would torture her the worst.
Now we are married. I own her. I own her friends. Her family loves me. I own every calorie she eats and drinks. I reward my pet for doing right. I punish my pet for breaking my rules. I know she hates me. She tried to poison me twice now. One day, I know I may die by her hand. However, my love for her makes it all worth it.
>>870
the remake art is pretty good too though. I really want the original album cover from ΰtεbά
for pride month quark prices his gay porn holosuite programs 30% off. bashir and ofbrien are alarmed to discover that their alamo program is included in this deal
eevee might be able to back me up, but I think that if we psychoanalyze the current paradigm of desire as it primarily reveals itself in public admissions of fantasy on social media, we can see clearly that the internet itself functions as a source of education and erotic pleasure simultaneously, much like older mediums like TV, newspapers, and Radio, which have gradually been replaced by the internet. These mediums of education and pleasure were in turn the replacements for The Mother of the 1800s, who functioned as the source and end of discourse, both as the origin of speech and desire, as well as the goal of all articulation as such. The internet IS the embodiment of the prohibited incestuous relation as it regulates discourse and acts as the object of love in a technological network of Oedipal relations. The internet IS a dommy mommy who promises satisfaction at the cost of behaving properly.
First Officer's Log supplemental: I've been placed in temporary command of the USS Lolita Express after my close friend and teacher Admiral Epstein took his own life. I cannot understand why he would commit suicide, and I suspect foul play...
That has nothing to do with sexuality. In the Norse mythos he has only displayed attraction to females. additionally, him shapeshifting into a female horse had nothing to do with gender or sex either. He distracted a workmans horse on the request of the gods and
Im getting tired of people using autism as an excuse for their kids when the only real problem with them is that they are just crazy retarded goons. Timmy, im posting this because I take issue with what you said on an earlier thread regarding the cops that shot some goon with supposedly special needs.
Parents need to realize that if your kid is a mongoloid then leave them chained in the basement at home and not have the public exxposed to them. The other day I went with my parents to Home Country Buffet, which is a real treat for me because I weigh 500 pounds and dont get to leave the trailor I live in as often as I would like, and my dinner was ruined. As I sat eating desert this one negro spazz wearing a bicycle helmet starting hitting me with a tray of fish sticks for no reason except he was retarded. It ruined my meal and now Im waiting to hear from my lawyer because I am sueing Old Country for 100 million dollars. If you ask me, the police should have a specialized team that executes retards and people with autism.
Feminist Pro-Immigration Queen Killed by Aryan Manlet, Autistic Incel Assumes the Throne
the practice of kidnapping pre-adult females from neighbouring communities been observed in humans, chimps and gorillas and presumably happened in their last common ancestor over 10 millions years ago
we've been kidnapping little girls for a loooong time
yeah why do you think they call it "kid"napping?
Although you may think John deNugent is a crackpot, he alleges that the Deep State is in collusion with Grey and Reptilian extraterrestrials.
Acknowledge that right now we feel like a piece of shit. Explore the nature of that piece of shit.
They have to rationalize and excuse themselves for being trust fund kiddies otherwise their ideology demands they kill themselves.
Premarital handholding is never OK.
Ahajah yeah totally that bald douche pussy voice fit perfect for this shit song
Why is Belgium even allowed to play in the EURO? 95% of their players are from DR Congo
Tópico exclusivo sobre táticas para o onanismo
Versão 2010!
Mais completa para seu divertimento!
Dicas e truques para ambos os sexos!
For men
Primeiro descole um recipiente cilíndrico: Pode ser lata de toddy, tubo de ensaio, lata de pringles... (No meu caso eu usei uma lata de suvinil.
Após descole esponjas de banho macias (Tipo Bob Esponja) Umas três devem ser o suficiente.
Forre todo o recipiente com a esponja.
Aqueça uma quantidade suficiente de água, pra poder umidificar as esponjas.
Aí vem o pulo do gato que faz esse ser o ultra onanism advanced tactis. Adicione à mistura Uma ou mais balas halls preta. Creme dental extra forte também serve.
Cubra seu amiguinho com um preservativo lubrificado OU, pra maior prazer, apenas lubrifique-o com KY.
Divirta-se!
For Women
Se você se dedica ao onanismo, significa que tu é feia pra caralho.
Nem vale à pena conversar contigo.
À TODOS!
Abraços e bons momentos!
Ps.: Eu ainda não testei, mas o creme dental é meio hardcore.
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In Japan they have a saying about the Demon and his Club. There isn't much point in getting angry at the Club.
Dude. Itfs time to snap out of the psy-op. If Trump was really fighting the gdeep stateh, he wouldfve met the same fate as JFK. No, in fact, Trump is a Rothschild puppet. Trump tower has 666 on itfs side. His son in law owns the building where rfid chips are made. The address is: 666 fith avenue, Manhattan NY. Trump fast tracked the death juice vax. And he brags about it constantly. Trumpfs place in his tower is loaded with Apollo shrines and art work. Apollo=Apollyon=satan. Trump is a 33 degree (Zionist puppet) freemason. He is SO pro America that he pardoned Israeli spies. The only statue that Trump demanded be put back up after the riots was of Albert Pike, the 33 degree freemason who said, gWhen the people need a hero, we shall provide one for themh. MAGA is the 5th degree of satanism. Trump loves 5g. Trump knew what Fauci was up to, let him do it, and that's alright? The "white hats" "have it all", but couldn't arrest anyone, and still can't yet? Israel did 9/11, but they are cool now? Epstein killed himself? The capital protesters are terrorists? 5G is cool with you? You are pro-vax? How do you feel about Palestinian children? Didn't Trump let the governors lock down the states in violation of the Constitution? Do you know what LARP and ARG are? Do you know the definition of propaganda? Do you support the 7 Noahide laws? Because Trump does. Do you support Albert Pike (33 degree freemason)? Because Trump does.
Re: 15-Year-Old Boy Beats 14-YearOld Girl To Death For Refusing To Be His Girlfriend by KenBen217: 7:28pm On Jun 15
This is an example of a simp,or perhaps he has a mental problem
You're just jealous that I'm prettier than you and that men want to fuck me. I have sex with men and even enjoy it sometimes. What do you have, bitch? A gameboy color? A "good book?" Get your librarian lookin ass away from me before I shove you in a locker.
clowns need to make a living too
lol the "Big Scary Lion" can't catch the Bear lmao
Ifve heard some complaints that therefs like 40 people in Lordefs video for the song gSolar Power,h and literally all of them are white. It looks like a GAP commercial from back when companies werenft required to keep a few black chicks around in case they need to shoot a photo for a brochure.
Ifm assuming thatfs because the video was filmed in New Zealand, where Lorde is from, and there might not be a single black person in New Zealand. How would a black person even get to New Zealand?
I know Australia has indigenous people that they used to keep on chains until the 1970s who kinda look like black people, but Ifm pretty sure New Zealandfs indigenous population are white midgets, like in the Lord of the Rings movies.
Clay Redeemer Moshirock
Largely areligious Ashkenazi jew from New York goes on one of those sponsored vacations to Israel. While visiting an archaeological site, his tour group gets caught up in a Hamas shelling. Posted IDF rush to defend the site but are overwhelmed by Hamas, who are being assisted by a giant robot. The pilot of the robot is a neo-nazi villainess from Argentina who becomes the primary love interest for the protaganist and is leading the attack on the site believing it to contain a powerful artifact. The new yorker is separated from his tour group in the chaos and comes upon a large humanoid statue that is half-excavated and accidentally falls on it, breaking a hole in it and revealing a hollow void. The hole immediately closes up and the statue awakens and stands upright. It is actually an ancient war golem.
Using moves and weapons that parody stories and religious implements from jewish culture, the new yorker fends off Hamas and their co-conspirator.
The first act then assumes a villain-of-the-week format that sees the villainess and her nazi remnant organization collaborating with various interests in their efforts to destroy Israel, the golem or both with wacky schemes and robots. The new yorker whose soul is favored by the golem must not only learn to appreciate his new obligation to fight but also to smooth the friction between himself, the rest of the tour group, the IDF, and jewish scholars who all have various religious and secular objections to his becoming the unwitting operator of the golem.
The final act would ideally reveal that the golem was piloted by Jesus Christ himself in the battle between Heaven and Satan's fallen angels before the events of the old testament, and the new yorker must use it to fight the antichrist who will be a former member of the protaganist's faction as the tribulations described in Revelations come to pass
Might not be able to get funding though if that's included
Thinking about how borderline terroristic it is to use obscenely loud industrial farming equipment to maintain a useless patch of grass which produces nothing, kept alive by toxic fertilizer, endlessly cut down week after week, unable to fulfill its basic ecological purpose.
The smell of cut grass is literally the plants crying out in agony. The sound of a lawnmower is a blasphemous chant of praise to the devil and an affront to God.
They always change their names and take on a western, civilized, appearance. On a completely unrelated side note, I've heard of certain viruses that mask their appearance so that they can avoid the body's immune system.
Those people cutting others with pizza cutters, lighting themselves on fire and wrestling invisible men in front of a crowd of 50 in an armory, all wanted to be John Cena or Roman Reigns as a kid.
>>907 typical jabroni half-baked opinion - often it's the complete opposite
A Mass attending, card carrying Catholic here but no fan of the increasingly obnoxious Mark Shea. However, to his credit, he once stated that the human experience can be summed up in two salient thoughts.
"What could it hurt?'
Almost invariably followed by:
"How were we supposed to know?
thank god juneteeth is over. we no longer have to hear about "the (bowel) movement™"
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>>910 Thank God it's September and we'll never have to have June again.
It's called FDA
Everybody say it
Someone related a story about VA (?) having a "what if immigrants weren't here day"-style protest where none of the immigrants were going to go to work -- they said it was the nicest, most polite, and least congested they'd seen in years.
>>905
disgusting. I wonder if any of the channel islands remain wakizashi-free
It really only would have actually been suspicious if he had died peacefully surrounded by his loved ones, honestly. Then it would be weird.
Getting a tattoo about not killing yourself and then doing it anyway is totally on brand.
I, for one, am glad Hungary didn't make the knockouts. Now we don't have to hear about the political controversies around their new law and the stuff that comes with it all tournament.
gA scientist proposes immunizing people against meat, so they will have to turn vegetarian. They will not tell you before they give you that one.h
We are literally living a world run by low-T tranny wannabe mad scientists. No wonder people have an instinct to pummel nerds in school.
Makes you wonder what nerds in ages past did to piss their communities off and inculcate this instinct in people.
>gA scientist proposes immunizing people against meat, so they will have to turn vegetarian. They will not tell you before they give you that one.h
This is the most "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE" headline I have read in a while
You just have to win, donft you. Does it really matter?? I am living in a commies country have no human right what so ever, but I work hard got myself a million pound worth of house and driving 80k BMW, I just really do not care if I can or can not post some stupid pic on-line.
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"It's incredible. It's also incredibly dysfunctional."
"Footballers aren't role models. Stop crying when they act poorly."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH A HEAD INJURY EVEN IF YOU'RE CHOOSING TO SACRIFICE YOUR BODY! TOXIC MASCULINITY IS A BAD EXAMPLE TO SET!"
At the away match against FC Erzgebirge Aue on 6 February 2015, the home supporters displayed banners which compared Dietrich Mateschitz to Adolf Hitler and supporters of RB Leipzig to blind Nazi followers. FC Erzgebirge Aue was later fined 35,000 euros by the DFB for the banners.
Imagine going back in time to the Bush era and telling them that in less than two decades, the American Left would spend a week screeching at a Fox News host for disrespecting the head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
I found Sweden to be, bland soulless and unwelcoming. The people were very standoffish and rude in very passive aggressive way. They were arrogant and condescending in situations where it was unwarranted and they would get even more condescending when they were wrong. I get the vibe that most of the population is very unhappy and walking on eggshells all the time to try to keep of a facade of perfection. It was like staying in a fucking David Lynch movie for two weeks. I also didn't get the impression that where I was was any nicer, safer or more intelligent than elsewhere in Europe. I honestly just think Sweden tops these lists because they have a lot of resources for their population size and can easily funnel tax revenue into social projects. Sweden is not the best at everything, they're just the best at spending government money.
People in Germany and Finland were bizarrely much friendlier and outgoing despite being stereotyped as the opposite.
>People in Germany and Finland were bizarrely much friendlier and outgoing despite being stereotyped as the opposite.
Eh, aside from Finland which is stereotyped as introverted, I don't think Germans are necessarily stereotyped as aloof, it's just that English speakers find German a harsh, aggressive-sounding language.
>>927
Most English speakers have only ever heard German spoken in a Hitler speech, though.
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I'm not an expert on women, but I'm almost positive that asking to "defile her bosom" would not get a yes
Goddamn scientists only warning us decades in advance
Not necessarily, there could have been a human jesus but cars also worship him.
Also, as far as holocausts go, one for cars wouldn't be that unusual. That's pretty much any sort of factory recall.
A much more interesting Car Jews occurrence would be Car Purim. A racist Car Advisor to the car king of Car Persia tries to convince the Car King to round up and kill all the Car Jews, but two clever Car Jews conspire to have one of them seduce the Car King and have him hang the evil Car Advisor, and now all Car Jews celebrate by getting absolutely engine-crushingly car drunk every year.
Shill says ``Be stupid like me,'' then wonders why we aren't convinced.
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
Not really. Everyone has a choice. I didnft expect the thing to get so much out of hand.
If my pools are at 8AM I will simply sleep my EVO ticket away
Most strange weather, earthquakes, volcanoes, mass shootings, tsunamis, swarms, started AFTER 2001AD...
It's more likely to be a "Angry Black God" than Climate Change(set to begin ~2050AD)
9/11/2001, was when USA started racial purges of Black Middle Easterners/Africans...
In fact, for the last few yrs, after every major Black Police Shooting, it seems to be some retaliatory weather event near the scene of the crime.
From derechoes to fire tornadoes. And these are only the lynchings I can track...
Canada = 1k+ Black Indian mass graves found.
Tor might be compromised.
What these guys do is they infiltrate organisations either by bribe/blackmail of employees or with what they call HUMINT (human "intelligence" - read "spies"). They also love feminism, because gender quotas are an easy way to the top. And they love, love, love sex laws. There are so many things that are really normal and yet really taboo which they can use to smear people. Look at the Assange case: He slept with a feminist fan (Anna Ardin, who turned out to have a background working for the CIA in Cuba) and they accused him of "rape". That is how they got him arrested initially and how Wikileaks was eventually brought down.
Anyway: The Pirate Party was obviously the most important political movement for privacy, for a free Internet and so on. It started in Sweden. What happened to it? Well, in the country where it was founded the party leader and founder of the whole Pirate Party movement (a guy called Rick Falkvinge) was accused of "being a pedophile" because he said people shouldn't go to jail for cartoons. Oh, what a coincidence: There was a female ready to take over the party! Anna Troberg. She had taken a completely different political stance on her blog and criticized the pirates earlier, but all of a sudden she was "convinced" they were the good guys after all, she says. She took over to give the party a more rounded and human oriented profile, officially. What she did was a very weak job. The party is now mostly irrelevant. Pic related shows Assange on the dinner party where he was accused of "rape". To his right: CIA agent Anna Ardin, who would later accuse him of "rape". To his left: Rick Falkvinge and the future leader of the Pirate Party: Feminist Anna Troberg. Aren't those guys lucky to have one of those women on each side?
A similar attack happened to Richard Stallman, who as you may know is the writer of GNU, the founder of the Free Software Foundation and a really important guy for transparent software. He was accused of "defending pedophilia" and fired from his leadership positions.
And the reason I mentioned Tor:
Recently the Tor and Tails projects have aimed to become "more inclusive" to include people from minorities (which should be a red flag, since this like I said is an easy way to infiltrate the organization). Tails suffered a "power outage" a month or two ago which took their servers down and have been asking people to download a new version of the software manually since they "broke automatic updates by accident". On their official to-do list for coming releases is things like "remove PGP verification instructions from download page" because it is "too difficult". The Tor project announced three new board members on the 26th of May this year, which is about the same time when this other stuff was going on. Very inclusive...
https://blog.torproject.org/announcing-board-alissa-desigan-kendra
And what was the precursor to all this? On December 23rd 2020 Karsten Loesing died. He was a credible developer who made sure Tor was actually secure. No explanation was given for his death:
https://blog.torproject.org/in-memoriam-of-karsten-loesing
Be careful.
But, and I'm sorry to say this, you're putting a huge amount of trust in the developers. Do you know if that is merited?
Tor is suspect in that it started out as a research project in the USA military (Roger Dingledine worked for the US Navy). But it has trust because credible people like Edward Snowden and Bruce Schneier endorse it. Snowden even showed us a document where the NSA wrote "we will never be able to unmask 100% of Tor users 100% of the time", showing Tails+Tor+Signal as their nightmare combo.
That also means they have been targeting these systems of course: For sure they can unmask individual users through putting some effort into a correlation attack (ie. flood the hidden service, see where on the physical network traffic increases) and for sure they have people planting backdoors (possibly even in Tor/Tails these days). But you had good reason to trust Tails and Tor in 2013.
I don't know why I would trust Librem. Who are these guys?
If something works it tends to be targeted:
Inventor of Bitcoin, Satoshi Nakamoto? Gone, nobody knows who it was.
Original main developer of I2P, jrandom? Mysteriously just disappeared. He sent an e-mail saying he would no longer contribute to the project but would respond to e-mail and sign packages. Then, just 2 months later, I2P suffered a strange "power outage" which took down their servers (Tails and Riseup just suffered a "power outage" which took down their servers earlier this year btw) and all of a sudden jrandom stopped responding to e-mails: https://geti2p.net/en/misc/jrandom-awol
Truecrypt was another thing that actually worked. We know this because there was a famous case in Murica where the FBI could not break Truecrypt encryption. One day, while the project was more popular than ever, the website suddenly announced that development had stopped and nobody should use Truecrypt anymore because it wasn't safe. The developers (who were always anonymous) haven't been heard from since.
Torchat, another thing that actually worked. Stopped being updated, for no apparent reason. No longer in development.
Ricochet, another anonymous messenging app seems to have suffered the same fate. It grew in popularity but then just stopped. Latest release is from 2016 with no further updates to the website.
On the other hand, you have products such as "ANOM", which were in active development and turned out to be a trojan from the start:
https://www.inputmag.com/tech/encrypted-messaging-app-anom-used-by-criminals-was-a-secret-fbi-honeypot
Whenever I see a project such as Silent Circle, Fairphone or Librem I think to myself:
> If I was a glownigger, that is a userbase I would definitely want to target.
And some projects even start out good and then for some reason betray their users: Whisper has been known to help Murican glowniggers unmask people. And the VPN HideMyAss is what got LulzSec ("Anonymous") busted. To name a few.
We can't distrust everything. If we don't support or use any projects the glowniggers actually win. But we should have some healthy scepticism. Don't trust blindly, try to have multiple layers of obscurity (ie anonymously bought laptop using Tor via someone elses WiFi) and always be on the lookout for glow. They're killing or silencing the good guys.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Swartz
> Aaron Hillel Swartz (November 8, 1986 – January 11, 2013) was an American computer programmer, entrepreneur, writer, political organizer, and Internet hacktivist. He was involved in the development of the web feed format RSS,[3] the Markdown publishing format,[4] the organization Creative Commons,[5] and the website framework web.py,[6] and joined the social news site Reddit six months after its founding.[7] He was given the title of co-founder of Reddit by Y Combinator owner Paul Graham after the formation of Not a Bug, Inc. (a merger of Swartz's project Infogami and Redbrick Solutions,[8] a company run by Alexis Ohanian and Steve Huffman). Swartz's work also focused on civic awareness and activism.[9][10] He helped launch the Progressive Change Campaign Committee in 2009 to learn more about effective online activism. In 2010, he became a research fellow at Harvard University's Safra Research Lab on Institutional Corruption, directed by Lawrence Lessig.[11][12] He founded the online group Demand Progress, known for its campaign against the Stop Online Piracy Act.
That's good Reddit.
> In 2011, Swartz was arrested by Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) police on state breaking-and-entering charges, after connecting a computer to the MIT network in an unmarked and unlocked closet, and setting it to download academic journal articles systematically from JSTOR using a guest user account issued to him by MIT.[13][14] Federal prosecutors, led by Carmen Ortiz, later charged him with two counts of wire fraud and eleven violations of the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act,[15] carrying a cumulative maximum penalty of $1 million in fines, 35 years in prison, asset forfeiture, restitution, and supervised release.[16] Swartz declined a plea bargain under which he would have served six months in federal prison.[17] Two days after the prosecution rejected a counter-offer by Swartz, he was found dead in his Brooklyn apartment, where he died by suicide.[18][19] In 2013, Swartz was inducted posthumously into the Internet Hall of Fame.[20]
Then comes bad Reddit.
Someone "took care of the Swartz problem".
Here is an extremely simplified explanation on how cpu works. Processor is made of many transistors, you can think of them as "switches that can turn on and off other switches". Seen how in minecraft they made giant cpus using that? Transistors are like that.
input on + middleman on = output on
input on + middleman off = output off
input off + middleman on = output off
input off + middleman off = output off
Using a combination of those you can make binary logic of any complexity. Binary and, binary or, binary not, binary xor, adding numbers, substracting numbers, multiplication, division, etc.
So, cpu has input and an output pins. They are connected to memory and whatnot. One of those pins is "clock", it just goes on and off every cicle, going from on to on is full cicle, going from on to off is half cicle.
There was a javascript simulator of 6502 processor, one of the first and simplest processors available, it was designed by hand. http://www.visual6502.org/JSSim/index.html
Last year I kept trying to correct people when they didn't call the Portland autonomous zone by its proper name, the NSF.
I need to cum!
Miraculously Ladybug and Black Cat are just the modern soy homo version of Batman and Catwoman
French faggots cheapened out of a proper 2d animation, and made it a cheap 3d shit.
peeps on 4-ch.net don't reply like u guys do and I never bothered to adapt
I don't understand his fascination with the screams of babies as part of his aural environment, but it works for me on a subconscious level.
Do we really want an obvious goatse-inspired logo? I'm not sure that the implication that we're related to a distended anus is a good one.
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For most people, "I agree with that person and I'm smart so he's smart too" is the sole criterion for intelligence.
"Smart people say get the vaccine and I'm smart so I'll get the vaccine.... Oh I'm dying of blood clots" is just the corollary to that.
Things That Have First Amendment Rights
Google Corp
Twitter Corp
School buildings
Things That Do Not Have First Amendment Rights Most Youtube users
Most Twitter users, especially the elected president of the United States
Students in schools
>>953
I grok that you (the 4-ch user) probably reposted this because you recognize its counterfactual nature and are amused by it, but my inner pedant is compelled to elaborate that if a non-governmental entity (say, a Tier 1 network) ended up in a legal battle over what a partner corporation can do with their services, any lawyer bringing up the 1st Amendment rights of either entity would get laughed out of court. Conversely, if Congress passed a law making it a crime for any Twitter user to tweet "Joe Biden sniffs little girls' hair," it would almost certainly be struck down on 1st Amendment grounds even if Twitter Corp shrugged in apathy.
Thank you for your time, DQN. You can go back to mindlessly pressing CTRL+V now.
what is the use of var in our morden day game,is just destroying the beautiful game,no way England wound have win this game if not the intervention of var,supposed it was against them,their media won't let us sleep but now they are mute n singing football is coming,they should keep the same mute when is other way run,uefa,var r cheat n destroying the beautiful game
The TeleTubbies got shady knock-off vaccines at the "Home Dome Clinic", RIP and good riddance.
Grant me the patience to allow the problems to solve themselves that will naturally solve themselves; the courage to solve the ones that wonft, and the wisdom to know the difference.
Jul 9 Word of the Day
Pspspsps
The sound you make when you crave your cats attention.
Pspspspsps her kitty kitty
this older boy that molested me told me their was a secret brown yoshi in this game and i spent forever trying to find it kek
cant a nigga just enjoy some delicious lao gan ma without being accused of being a commie spy
Into what? What were you trying to say?
That Italians were all fascists and most are now? Can't be that, surely, that would be propa nawty
Its a beautiful day, I've just come out of 10 days self isolation and I'm looking forward to a multi cultural party of people from all nationalities, races and religions tomorrow. Your miserable self loathing will only impact on you and those around you.
I think England will lose tomorrow and as I Scotsman that won't bother me much. The collective melt down that's already occurred in Scotland because a black player "cheated" and England got to a final is a National disgrace. If England win tomorrow I'll join the party as will friends from all over the world. I do however, think the overcoat changers will have too much quality, and in the final part, too much gamesmanship. I present the honest white cheat Ciro Immobile to be the Scottish national hero.
On falling down a manhole in Moscow while staring at a passing pair of breasts
"Ladies certainly make the world go round, don't they?"
My guru told me to find my calm inwards and I thought he was telling me to use racial slurs
slick rick said treat her like a box of fruit
I saw a video once that tried to make the case that Postal 2 is a funny game.
and I don't disagree, necessarily. Postal 2 can be funny.
but the example they used to demonstrate Postal's humor was -- well, it was a Jack Thompson media panic nightmare if I ever saw one:
the clip showed the player dousing an innocent civilian NPC with gasoline, lighting them on fire, waiting for them to collapse to the ground overcome by the pain of their full-body burns, at which point the player whipped out their dick and pissed on the NPC until they were reduced to a weeping, urine-soaked shambles dying on the sidewalk.
whoa there, step back. you could get a nasty cut on the veritable cornucopia of edge on display in this eight seconds of gameplay.
but is it funny?
I mean, I don't find it funny. It seems weirdly, needlessly cruel. Like, why are you taking such joy in this simulation of suffering?
the thing that weirds me out the most was how they didn't seem to be playing it up for the sake of edginess. the sincerity just made this one aberrant take into something that felt incredibly sinister.
I have since stopped watching their videos. I don't feel like I can vibe with them anymore.
I don't think this was actually from 1993. On the same thread, there's a few posts that contain links to YouTube videos that were uploaded in 2009.
The really brilliant people in science understand not the science, but rather the limits of it. You can always tell the low-IQs in science because they are the ones with the most confidence they know everything because they gknow the science.h
Changing it so they had to vote in favor of keeping the filibuster going instead of voting to end it would mean those 40 would have to show up and cast a vote to maintain it, if only 39 showed, filibuster is broken.
It used to be the 40 couldn't even leave the senate chambers, if they did a cloture vote could be cast and end it while they were in the hall or pooping. There's actual cases of senators pooping with the door open to the chamber bathroom to prevent exactly this scenario
>>967 I like how 90% of that thread is "those kooky japanese!"
>>972
https://twitter.com/chelledoggo/status/1414119134951002113
the original poster probably sourced from that one dqnquality tumblr blog
It's weird how the Japanese format their dates. To my Christian Eyes it looks like this post is from 1993. It's a good thing that I know the internet didn't exist yet.
I shower maybe once or twice a year. I do not smell. I have close friends around me that would tell me. They will tell me anything and hold nothing back. Not entirely sure why but I could speculate. I won't wear the same pair of clothes for over 8 hours. And never worn twice before a wash. Always fresh clothes. I also sweat a lot and live in the south. I believe I sweat so much that it washes my body like a shower would perhaps. My fresh set of clothes sponge it all up. Since I drink so much water during the day, my sweat is very diluted. So basically I am constantly being showered by the water I'm drinking all day. I drink a ton of water.
Africa Always Wins. And it's winning in SA. It just took a little bit longer than the rest of the continent.
At this point, conspiracy theories might as well be called spoiler alerts.
Last time I saw this level of turbo-autism for military games was when the ARMA devs got arrested on espionage charges in Greece
What is with MilSim games and people going to these extrems, man?
Ot - Minecraft used have absurd, sometimes funny phrases pop up on the main menu. Toaday, it was "Educate your friends on anti-racism!". Little sad to have uninstall and wipe the registry, but what else is to be done?
Ot - Minecraft used have absurd, sometimes funny phrases pop up on the main menu. Toaday, it was "Educate your friends on anti-racism!". Little sad to have uninstall and wipe the registry, but what else is to be done?
They should invent QAnon for girls
the same people who say "your genes arent your destiny" and that you can have a normal life even if you're a nigger suddenly believe in DNA calvinism when it comes to being a tranny poopdick
Bacon from a sea pig taste like a fish farted on a dirty beach cracker
hell nah someone get spunch bob out that shit
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guau vaya peo la nami
that bear's a queer cunt
"Ah, knife play now Mashtur? This just keeps getting kinkier, I like it." Jing Ke said.
man why do little girls farts smell like ketchup and hash