Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/ [Cute Girls]
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
#33 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1557010373/
#34 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1568931593/
#35 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1585935259/
I'm a big fat butt.
Thank you, describer of mystery links, for your wonderful descriptions.
>>101 I appreciate that risky clicker and dispassionately disposed person, whoever it may be.
It's super funny that bro became a slur on social media
i NEED a stinky sweaty socially awkward skeleton-mode fluffy hair eternally pajama wearing NEET boyfriend RIGHT NOW
>stinky sweaty socially awkward
Why do people like this?
cracky bbc
the IT department fucked up and deleted a bunch of canvas courses halfway through the semester and now I have no idea if i'll be able to recover the grades?
and we just got an email from the president about redundancies and a pay freeze?
cool, i love it
>>107
Post their addresses on Twitter and claim they said the N word.
According to Nick Fulton of the magazine i-D, Bali Baby is "one of very few openly gay female rappers with any skin in the game."[2]
As of 2020, she is currently having a baby soon with her current boyfriend. [10]
Hmmmmmm
Isn't bi counted as gay these days?
Regardless, a wise man once said, can't beat the cock.
>>111
Lmao is that what the kids are saying these days? Must be cool to be gay
Anyway i guess it is not universally accepted if so
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:MobileDiff/969086423
When was the interrobang added to unicode‽
>>113
They're not the sexy kind of inbred like South Yorkshire.
Since today is Mother's Day, all family members were decided to go out.
I, however, didn't go because I was embarrassed since I'm 23 years old.
Father, mother, sister, and grandmother went to a restaurant and a karaoke.
I have another sister who lives in Tokyo by herself, but she isn't here.
Well, she must be embarrassed since she's 21 years old.
I went to a horse racing. When I came home, father called me and said
that they're having fun at karaoke and they'll come home after 7pm.
I sang songs, feeling free to be alone. And I felt fun,
I took all my clothes off, and I danced. I copied utopia thing.
I copied tea commercial by Aya Matsuura. Shaking my hips being naked.
I felt fun more and more, and I ran around our house with my penis exposed.
My room is in second floor. I went to downstairs to have some tea.
I was shouting, "Sex! sex! I wanna have sex with her!",
"Cunt, cunt! dick!!", "Sperm! sperm! sperm!",
and there were my sister lives in Tokyo and her boyfriend in living room.
Why!!?? She came home because today is Mother's Day?
Oh I remember, she said she'll come introduce her boyfriend to parents.
That's the end. They saw all of it.
I'm sure she'll tell about it. My life is over. Help me...
It is a year ago that I lost you.
I hope you still watch over me from the heaven.
You were my first girlfriend in my life.
I was so glad to have such a wonderful girlfriend like you. I was really happy.
But everything changed when you were suddenly diagnosed with leukemia.
It was so painful to watch you languishing day by day on the hospital bed.
You sometimes smiled and said "I didn't know that hospital is such a boring place."
Did you know that I was crying behind your back after seeing your weak smile?
I gave my old laptop to you so that you could spend your time on surfing the Internet.
I vividly remember your happy face.
That way, you started the Internet. You especially liked the BBS named "2-channel."
You accessed to the BBS all the day.
One day, you said with your accustomed smile,
"Look! I got a 2-GET again!"
"You shouldn't access to the Internet all the day.
It is bad for your health," I said.
gI know, but look! This 3rd guy says,f2-GET!f
But actually he didn't, you know? It's so funny, isn't it?"
I didn't say anything more. I couldn't, because you looked so happy.
gLook! This 3rd guy is now saying, "Damn!"
He is using funny ASCII art! He is a kind of cute, isn't it?"
I was just silent. Seeing your smile, I felt inexpressibly sad.
Then, she sighed, "I hope he will remember..."
"...I hope he will remember that he was snatched his "2" by someone he had never met.
I hope he will remember it even after I've gone away...
Well, I know it is not likely, but I hope..."
Several months later, he left the world, surrounded by your family and me.
You are not in the world any more.
And now I am clicking the F5 key again and again.
So that the 3rd guy will remember you.
So that he will remember you forever and ever.
Now, together with you in the heaven, I will here engrave:
2 G E T
>>120
Whoa, when you write it out like that, this September has been getting pretty long.
I think I might be bi. Watching guys masturbating to porn is hotter than porn to me.
Since when has 1chan/rail/ been kill?
No, my head's just empty.
Boots is like a walgreens i'm a fancy American who knows things like that
Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
I don't know why they wrote it on a banner, and yet when I went in there, they don't have it on the menu either.
But anyways, I got in, and got a drink, and was talking with some other foreigners.
I saw a waiter, and said, "Oh! Would you let me get a drink and go to the restroom?"
He said, "No, wait!" Then he took me to a men's room, and I used it
My friend found a roach in their yoshinoya bowl once.
I misread the label. This product only kills 9.99% of viruses and bacteria.
Tired of hearing about niggers, or any social issue really, im out of care and outrage at this point.
feet...
anne hathaway's feets...
nozomi tojo's feets
Shamiko's feets
yoshinoya worker feet
.oooO Oooo.
( ( ) ( ) )
\ ( ) /
\) (/
I LOVE FEET
sniff sniff dqn should have never introduced me to wikifeet
feet more like sheet
Feet is too boring
I have a scab on my foot, still into feet?
wtf are these posts
If I could afford lithium, 100ah would be plenty. Grrr.
fart
pootis
why peenis and anus, not peenis and poopis
why they put they dick in the pussy
how is babby formed?
how girl get pragnent
snel
They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots
The best one was
>They need to do way instain haman> who kill thier purus, becuse these puru cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a haman in core 3 who had kill her three purus, they are taking the three puru back to the gwanzan too lady to rest. my pary are with the glemy who lost his purus ; i am truley sorry for your lots"
Love and hope.
i run into a lotta people these days who apparently can't conceive that someone would go around doing nice things because he enjoys doing them
bro
i wanna drive through the ghetto playing "bassline yatteru?" with my stereo set so that you can only hear the actual bassline from outside the car, my crack dealer thinks im listening to some absolutely ignorant whiteboy trap but then i roll down the window and he hears nanahira lesbian thirst
>>164 Is it nanahira lesbian lust? I always heard that song as her talking about the kind of creeps that chat her up in da club
>>165 im sure thats how its meant to be interpreted but the parts where shes directly saying the nanpa lines just sound like she's saying it to some OTHER girl
>>164
that's a mood, absolutely love that song. it's such a banger
sesevenen 2: forforce
I pour the sage tea into this
foo!
i'm american but "maths" always sounded better than "math" to me
zed and torches are dumb though
bar!
barf
TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is DuMb
>>177
imagine: some people give up halfway and only make the first letter large
people who lowercasepost on purpose instead of just being too lazy to hit shift are dumb
Congratulations, you've reached the end of Gnome Cop! I hope you enjoyed it, and if you did, you should definitely go check out some of my other stories.
i enjoy holding my shit
oops it slipped out
GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN is like the coldest insult there is after handing someone an ass beating
>>181
I dearly hope this somehow relates to Gnome, the shitty GNU/Linux interface, but it's probably just some D&D/Warcraft shit isn't it.
I can't keep living in despair. I'm going to make it work.
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This p-word is wet, come take a dive
For some reason the it's either "p-word" or "gushy" every time. Thanks obama
Hearing Thanks Obama in 2020 made me feel legitimately wistful for a joke I thought was exhausted when it was originally popular.
MATE is surviving purely off of nostalgia.
Where am I going?
Life just brings you places, eh?
>>196
Make sure to stop and look around once in a while, life might just pass you by.
Muhammad Ali was really really cool
Boxing is not worth the concussions and supporting it is morally reprehensible
if you're vehemently against blood sports you should have your serum testosterone checked. if you can contentedly sit at a desk all day and never feel the urge to get up, throw some punches, shadowbox, move around, play-fight, you are weak and your vitality is not what it could be.