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1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 23:31

#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
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#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/ [Cute Girls]
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I'm a big fat butt.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 15:06

Thank you, describer of mystery links, for your wonderful descriptions.

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 15:12

>>101 I appreciate that risky clicker and dispassionately disposed person, whoever it may be.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 15:16

It's super funny that bro became a slur on social media

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 17:49

i NEED a stinky sweaty socially awkward skeleton-mode fluffy hair eternally pajama wearing NEET boyfriend RIGHT NOW

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 17:58

>stinky sweaty socially awkward

Why do people like this?

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 18:10

cracky bbc

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 18:29

the IT department fucked up and deleted a bunch of canvas courses halfway through the semester and now I have no idea if i'll be able to recover the grades?

and we just got an email from the president about redundancies and a pay freeze?

cool, i love it

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 18:31

>>105 sweat is full of pheromones i guess

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 18:55

Post their addresses on Twitter and claim they said the N word.

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 23:07

According to Nick Fulton of the magazine i-D, Bali Baby is "one of very few openly gay female rappers with any skin in the game."[2]

As of 2020, she is currently having a baby soon with her current boyfriend. [10]


111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 23:13

Isn't bi counted as gay these days?
Regardless, a wise man once said, can't beat the cock.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 23:20

Lmao is that what the kids are saying these days? Must be cool to be gay
Anyway i guess it is not universally accepted if so

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 23:27

>>100 So‽‽‽‽‽

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 04:47

When was the interrobang added to unicode‽

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 05:34

I beat my cock every day, faget.

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 08:26

They're not the sexy kind of inbred like South Yorkshire.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 08:54

Not the cock, man. Not the cock.

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 09:18

Since today is Mother's Day, all family members were decided to go out.
I, however, didn't go because I was embarrassed since I'm 23 years old.
Father, mother, sister, and grandmother went to a restaurant and a karaoke.
I have another sister who lives in Tokyo by herself, but she isn't here.
Well, she must be embarrassed since she's 21 years old.
I went to a horse racing. When I came home, father called me and said
that they're having fun at karaoke and they'll come home after 7pm.

I sang songs, feeling free to be alone. And I felt fun,
I took all my clothes off, and I danced. I copied utopia thing.
I copied tea commercial by Aya Matsuura. Shaking my hips being naked.
I felt fun more and more, and I ran around our house with my penis exposed.
My room is in second floor. I went to downstairs to have some tea.
I was shouting, "Sex! sex! I wanna have sex with her!",
"Cunt, cunt! dick!!", "Sperm! sperm! sperm!",
and there were my sister lives in Tokyo and her boyfriend in living room.
Why!!?? She came home because today is Mother's Day?
Oh I remember, she said she'll come introduce her boyfriend to parents.
That's the end. They saw all of it.
I'm sure she'll tell about it. My life is over. Help me...

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 09:33

It is a year ago that I lost you.
I hope you still watch over me from the heaven.
You were my first girlfriend in my life.
I was so glad to have such a wonderful girlfriend like you. I was really happy.
But everything changed when you were suddenly diagnosed with leukemia.
It was so painful to watch you languishing day by day on the hospital bed.
You sometimes smiled and said "I didn't know that hospital is such a boring place."
Did you know that I was crying behind your back after seeing your weak smile?
I gave my old laptop to you so that you could spend your time on surfing the Internet.
I vividly remember your happy face.
That way, you started the Internet. You especially liked the BBS named "2-channel."
You accessed to the BBS all the day.
One day, you said with your accustomed smile,
"Look! I got a 2-GET again!"
"You shouldn't access to the Internet all the day.
It is bad for your health," I said.
gI know, but look! This 3rd guy says,f2-GET!f
But actually he didn't, you know? It's so funny, isn't it?"
I didn't say anything more. I couldn't, because you looked so happy.
gLook! This 3rd guy is now saying, "Damn!"
He is using funny ASCII art! He is a kind of cute, isn't it?"
I was just silent. Seeing your smile, I felt inexpressibly sad.
Then, she sighed, "I hope he will remember..."
"...I hope he will remember that he was snatched his "2" by someone he had never met.
I hope he will remember it even after I've gone away...
Well, I know it is not likely, but I hope..."
Several months later, he left the world, surrounded by your family and me.
You are not in the world any more.
And now I am clicking the F5 key again and again.
So that the 3rd guy will remember you.
So that he will remember you forever and ever.
Now, together with you in the heaven, I will here engrave:

2 G E T

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 09:52

>>114 At least before the 5244th of September '93

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 13:54

Whoa, when you write it out like that, this September has been getting pretty long.

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 14:09

I think I might be bi. Watching guys masturbating to porn is hotter than porn to me.

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 14:37

Since when has 1chan/rail/ been kill?

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 14:42

I seriously love porn

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 19:14

Sounds more like a voyeurism fetish tbh

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 20:25

1chan suffers from sporadic and random length downtime.

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 22:35

No, my head's just empty.

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 02:19

Boots is like a walgreens i'm a fancy American who knows things like that

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 02:27

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
I don't know why they wrote it on a banner, and yet when I went in there, they don't have it on the menu either.
But anyways, I got in, and got a drink, and was talking with some other foreigners.
I saw a waiter, and said, "Oh! Would you let me get a drink and go to the restroom?"
He said, "No, wait!" Then he took me to a men's room, and I used it

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 02:49

Did you meet an j in there?

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 10:24

>>128 A chemist?

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 10:46

My friend found a roach in their yoshinoya bowl once.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 15:39

I misread the label. This product only kills 9.99% of viruses and bacteria.

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 16:14

Tired of hearing about niggers, or any social issue really, im out of care and outrage at this point.

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 16:51

anne hathaway's feets...

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 16:52

nozomi tojo's feets

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 16:54

Shamiko's feets

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 16:54

yoshinoya worker feet

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 16:55

.oooO Oooo.
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140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 16:56


141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 16:57

sniff sniff dqn should have never introduced me to wikifeet

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 16:58

feet more like sheet

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 16:59

Feet is too boring

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 16:59

I have a scab on my foot, still into feet?

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 19:16

wtf are these posts

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 19:47

If I could afford lithium, 100ah would be plenty. Grrr.

147 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-9888 19:50

You sure are one to ask!

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 20:04


149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 20:04


150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 21:24

why peenis and anus, not peenis and poopis

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 21:47

why they put they dick in the pussy

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 23:17

wanna find out?

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 23:21

>>151 Because mouth has a high risk of pr*gnancy

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 04:45

how is babby formed?

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 11:52

how girl get pragnent

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 13:00

>>153 u mena the as*hole?

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 20:24


158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9890 00:36

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9890 00:46

The man pees in her butt

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9890 01:49

The best one was

>They need to do way instain haman> who kill thier purus, becuse these puru cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a haman in core 3 who had kill her three purus, they are taking the three puru back to the gwanzan too lady to rest. my pary are with the glemy who lost his purus ; i am truley sorry for your lots"

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9890 15:43

Love and hope.

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9890 16:56

i run into a lotta people these days who apparently can't conceive that someone would go around doing nice things because he enjoys doing them

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9890 17:00


164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 11:50

i wanna drive through the ghetto playing "bassline yatteru?" with my stereo set so that you can only hear the actual bassline from outside the car, my crack dealer thinks im listening to some absolutely ignorant whiteboy trap but then i roll down the window and he hears nanahira lesbian thirst

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 12:13

>>164 Is it nanahira lesbian lust? I always heard that song as her talking about the kind of creeps that chat her up in da club

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 12:28

>>165 im sure thats how its meant to be interpreted but the parts where shes directly saying the nanpa lines just sound like she's saying it to some OTHER girl

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 15:30

that's a mood, absolutely love that song. it's such a banger

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 17:52

sesevenen 2: forforce

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 17:54

I pour the sage tea into this

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 18:01


171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 18:27

i'm american but "maths" always sounded better than "math" to me

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 18:51

zed and torches are dumb though

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 18:58


174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 21:11


>that's a mood

you only said that because of me!

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 21:14


176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 21:15


177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 23:33

TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is DuMb

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 00:39

imagine: some people give up halfway and only make the first letter large

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 00:48

people who lowercasepost on purpose instead of just being too lazy to hit shift are dumb

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 00:49

The internet sure loves to ask me to imagine things.

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 01:19

Congratulations, you've reached the end of Gnome Cop! I hope you enjoyed it, and if you did, you should definitely go check out some of my other stories.

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 02:10

i enjoy holding my shit

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 03:00

oops it slipped out

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 08:26

GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN is like the coldest insult there is after handing someone an ass beating

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 09:13

>>179 Indeed, and lazy people should also be killed

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 12:01

I dearly hope this somehow relates to Gnome, the shitty GNU/Linux interface, but it's probably just some D&D/Warcraft shit isn't it.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 12:28

I can't keep living in despair. I'm going to make it work.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 14:21

Gnome used to be good!

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 17:02

There is no night in Gnome city. It's just another day with a different color scheme. This particular day was pitch-black and drizzling when we got the call. Eddy Vince was about four feet to the left of, and six storeys below, his eighty thousand sloc penthouse. "So what," I said. "Maybe he was looking for the scroll bar."

Kowalski doesn't like my jokes, but I don't like his font rendering and I can't change that either, so we're even. "This isn't being investigated as a homicide," he continued. "It's forgery under HIG regulations. In his coat pocket was mozilla_temp0.pdf. Twice." Kowalski does things by the book.

"I don't mean to minimize-" He grimaced, he hates that word. "-the importance of a piece of paper, but I think I'd prefer the homicide angle."

He sneered at me. "HIG paragraph 3. 'Preferences have a cost'". Kowalski does things by the book.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 18:41

You can do it!

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 18:53

I like this story, where can i click to read more

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 19:18

Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This p-word is wet, come take a dive

For some reason the it's either "p-word" or "gushy" every time. Thanks obama

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 19:21

Hearing Thanks Obama in 2020 made me feel legitimately wistful for a joke I thought was exhausted when it was originally popular.

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 20:31

No. Gnome was never good. (Although it did get worse.)

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 20:43

MATE is surviving purely off of nostalgia.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 00:37

Where am I going?
Life just brings you places, eh?

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 01:36

Make sure to stop and look around once in a while, life might just pass you by.

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 02:21

Muhammad Ali was really really cool

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 03:05

Boxing is not worth the concussions and supporting it is morally reprehensible

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 05:58

if you're vehemently against blood sports you should have your serum testosterone checked. if you can contentedly sit at a desk all day and never feel the urge to get up, throw some punches, shadowbox, move around, play-fight, you are weak and your vitality is not what it could be.

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