>>2
It'd be better if it didn't have a pointless (pun intended) full stop in the title.
>>3
The full stop and spaces between tags are ugly. Hope it doesn't result in another thread split. Though we are overdue for one.
MAKE BETTER POSTS, THEN
off to a good start, huh
well, time to really run it into the ground:
For the (normalfag and normalfag-adjacent) resident relationship experts, why is it a bad thing to wish for a virgin gf?
And, on the other side, why do I want one in the first place?
toriena never should have revealed her face now every time i listen to wakusei rabbit im just picturing this bucktoothed chubby faced gook instead of a cute anime girl
she looks great, i don't know what you're talking about
bitch i'm stickin five cocks in my ass
welll i posted my shit in the wrong thread again i'm sorry every body
Jackson 21 GET!
There is a disappointing lack of Touhou × Star Trek fiction. Probably very small overlap of the two fandoms due to various cultural factors: Touhou is "past-inspired", Star Trek being not very popular in Japan, Touhou's normal state of affairs is about fantasy and Trek's is about the real world...
Kind of a shame because Touhou sci-fi really does work. Well, back to reading ALISON Airlines doujins I guess.
I also think the type of person that would like Trek and a shmup with anime girls is very different.
If it existed at the time, an anime/touhou planet episode is very TOS shlock.
I could never get into Touhou, I very much like the doujin/creative commons/whatever you know what I mean nature of the series and I experienced a lot of it through osmosis in the late 2000s/early 2010s so it fills me with wistful nostalgia seeing it but I get filtered by ZUNart and a lot of the stories of the games are surprisingly edgy considering said art.
Eirin x Lwaxana doujins when?
I haven't really played the games much, I was first drawn to Touhou by those classic IOSYS flash videos. I loved the music, I guess that was partly my first introduction to denpa maybe. I used to lurk Pooshlmer in the late 00s a bit, and I managed to get a couple of the PC98 games running on my mac, but I wouldn't say I'm a big fan of the series or anything. I think ZUN is a legend though for doing it all himself drunk, one of those passionate, visionary creative types I respect most
I like the games but I'm bad at them and I've only ever beaten PCB and IN on normal with continues. To me the games are like a work of art that's best appreciated while drunk and playing on lunatic so you can go "woah, pretty patterns" and then instantly die, but where Touhou really shines imo is the worldbuilding and how open to interpretation almost everything is.
I should really get to writing that fan-fic. It might be a bit unusual to have a main character who is able to hurt people through rap, some Parappa the rapper the type shit, but given the multiverse that it takes place in that's not quite as unusual.
>>10
it skirts a bit close to pedo shit, i would examine why people perceive you as a deviant instead.
Jokes aside, I think it's actually a combination of two things: Wanting a partner with about the same level of experience/social skills, and wanting to take a virginity (to prove to myself that it's not just """"chads"""" that are allowed to do it).
Probably not healthy, but what do I know. At least I don't actually talk about it IRL!
It's wise to not talk about shit like that IRL, though I do think that there are way more than just men on the internet that want a virgin partner, or at least a partner with less or comparable sexual and romantic experience. Not that it's a healthy thing to seek, but it's more normal than you'd think. At least you're honest about it though.
I see /images/ has gone completely to shit. Who could have predicted that?
>>37
This isn't close to as bad as /IMG/ before it went on hiatus
>>35
There are plenty of virgins to go around; the Internet's problem is that said virgins take religion seriously.
>>34
not all women want chad thundercock, but most want well-adjusted, normal guys. is this possible for you?
define normal
12 year old girl here, i and all my friends lost our virginities to my cousin's big black rottweiler just last week ^__^ dogs are the best!
sorry >>10...
>>37 In what way? It sounds like you're moaning about posts instead of making good posts
>>37,44,45
It has some nice threads, you should go bump them. But really, what can you expect? It's an imageboard, and one without a set topic at that...
>>42
not whining about virginity on the internet is a good start!
>>47
What else am I supposed to use the internet for, in that case?
that reminds me, wasn't there some guy on here who bragged about fucking a 16yo?
yeah, dogs are the best, sex that lasts 30 seconds is the best
Egress for the negress
Should I kill myself?
>>54 lmao
man fuck pitayas, that shit costs $6/lb and i keep buying them because they taste like manna
LGBV (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, VTuber)
Good start to the thread so far
>>58
Twitter. You can find necro and self-harm on it so why not bestiality.
>>49 Yeah, 16 is legal here. Was that the one where she was on her period and rode me to a screaming orgasm, then hopped up and squarted blood and cum and endometrium on my chest, then slid back and forward on it? Zomg so hot. I lose my breath any time I think of her, and I think about her all the time, that's why my skin is so blue
>>60
oh fuck, it's the sex haver.
what's your sage advice for becoming like you?
even with some exclusive deviant delights on there, Twitter is probably not worth the brain damage from the high proportion, even by Internet norms, of people on there who think maliciously reinterpreting someone else is clever and funny ('dunking'), possibly behind their backs ('subtweeting') and needs to be done with as much redundancy as possible ('ratio').
it is no wonder that communication is widely regarded as toxic platform-wide ('notifications blew up'); these are indisputably less healthy than porn ('don't @ me')
twitter had a heyday of like 2 years during the late obama/early trump days back before it became a place for undersocialized mentally ill dorks to talk to themselves and have other undersocialized mentally ill dorks occasionally chime in with their weird opinions
>>35 how is wanting someone who hasn't had miles of cock inside them and completely destroyed their ability to pair bond "not a healthy thing to seek"
>>61 The only advice I can give is if a girl wants to have sex with you, just let her. Another tip, I can't speak for all girls, but all the hot babes I know really dig capital letters at the start of sentences.
I started this sentence with a capital “I” and I can smell her pussy dripping from here (the girl reading this post)
The reactions to twitter remind me of how people used to malign /b/
>>68
Quite possible when you do the math:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZrhPfImROM
Disregard corporations
Acquire fumo
fumos are overrated
>>70
Really not sure if I want to watch this, can you give me a quick rundown?
Fumos are correctly rated.
>>73
Quick rundown on them:
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron first
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be the first city)
>in the process of terraforming Pluto as their personal planet
>own basically every DNA editing research ability on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both said to have 400+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>Every child has the mark of the Bogd implanted in them at birth
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communications with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>Discovered the ark of the covenant
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Zahi Hawass allows them full to the evidence of Atlantis within the pyramids
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>They have been able to access the Akashic record since birth, and have spoken about what they saw while they were newborns
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
Please don't be depressed and work your hardest.
Also please don't expect anything beyond the bare minimum out of anything.
ive never sold anything on ebay because im afraid of interacting with randos
i buy stuff off there all the time tho
I feel like advertising works backwards for me. The more I see a thing advertised, the more inclined I am to dislike it.
I guess it is often true the harder the sell, the less likely you need what is being sold.
I'm glad I've never had to fuck a virgin, blood and pain are huge turn-offs for me
benjamin ネタにゃhu
benjamin netanya~hutanari
virgin virgout
i dont understand how someone can "hate old people", like u realize ur gonna get old one day too right, getting old isnt a choice like being gay or black is
>>85
lol, reminds me of the stupid "omg how can you hate children, you were a child once!!" bitch, that is not how logic works, just because you were or are or will be something doesn't prevent you from hating that thing. And I hated myself and other children just as much back then too.