立派nd tear
i really like games where i can play as a loli. not for sex reasons but for "vicariously raising the cute daughter i'll never get to have because i'm far too autistic to attract a mate" reasons
desco is my daughter
I played Saints Row IV Re-Elected recently because it was cheap in the sale, I'd never played one before and figured it would be a cheerful GTA-style romp. When I found you could play as a goth girl with humongous bazongers and blood coming out of her eyes, that immediately made it worth the money. Then I found you can run around naked, and it was great. Her animations weren't made with gigantic honkers in mind so every time she moved her arms in front of her, the titties would bounce about like crazy!
>>806
aren't there mods for that? I'm vaguely tempted to give the game another try
I will get my revenge, eventually
BARRY DA! DANCIN' IN SEPTEMBER!!!!
I don't want to go to work...
sometimes i do the tinnitus trick while i'm in public, and i desperately have to assure people i'm not stimming or anything
McCree's name 'bout to be short for "Jessica"
>>806
A crap thing about it is I spent a while at the start leveling up all my powers, only to find they often got disabled for some crap reason in storyline missions, since the powers often just break the missions
>>805
Not bad for a western game. 2013 feels like it was yesterday, man.
To think within a day all the kids have turned into (partially) functional adults...
Thinking about forcing the chubby chavvy brummie girl to attempt the jack-o challenge
by my reckoning, it'll only be 3 more sequels before "amount of clothes etna wears" has a hex overflow and rolls back around to have her wearing a burqa
Is it an American thing pronounce "niche" like "nitch"? I thought Jim Cornette does it as a joke but I keep hearing it in other places
>>819
I think thats regional. I say niche like "neesh".
neeshay
Nietzsche
I like that we're back to calling blacks "colored" and gays "queers"
>>826
I'm glad I'm not the only one who found "people of colour" questionably kinda racist
Would the real ((●)トェェェイ(●)) please stand up
'twas a mirthful and malodorous midafternoon,
Lol at Tony pronouncing Suzuki-gun like Suzuki-goon
north korea: worker's party, succdem party, chondo party, and chongryon
south korea: https://ko.wikipedia.org/wiki/파일:Political_parties_of_south_korea.svg
Navigare necesse desu. Vivere non desu.
I think its amusing some of the internet crowd are very knowledgeable about North Korea just because the Kim family and their philosophy is pretty memeable
cholchol hwa
which teekyuu would you cum in
robots don't poop
I think "can I fucking help you" is the next annoying trendy phrase
Yes you fucking can.
Skeletor singing YMCA in Cantonese
kudos to the hag poster for killing my interest in the last thing you fapped to thread
when a girl talks to me online or irl i listen contently or actually i wait until she's finished talking before asking "How is your relationship with your father?" and then i grudgingly start comprehending what she has to say
>>845
you just have to out-post him, don't let him win!
no more work
Cis women think saying "fucking" is so cool
>>847 I meant in particular when two strangers have a discussion on someone else's post, especially when it's a weird off-topic discussion, and the OP says it. Doesn't necessarily have to have the fucking in it. I saw it once last week then a bunch of times since then on tumblr and twitter.
I've seen "chefs kiss" too much as well, add that to the list
my stomach is rumbling but my poops are all solid
I can see it now
Ah yes, can I fucking help you?
Can I help you fucking?
>>855 It's a bit like "what did I just read" "wtf did I just see" when some normal person sees something kinda weird or trippy, I sense a certain tone that I find annoying
I guess that's where "sir this is a wendy's" ended up
I literally just can't even right now
Why is everything today pink and purple
Your OS may have shipped you a file called "web2" with the claim that "The 1934 copyright has lapsed" on the (much loved albeit overly conservative) Webster's 2nd. This claim is false, as the copyright was duly renewed in 1961 (Renewal ID R286979).
However, the copyrightability of a word list is actually a legal grey area and it probably isn't eligible under the Feist doctrine, so feel free to download it before Merriam takes over all cyberpunk dystopia-like.
FTP (in more ways than one),
((●)トェェェイ(●))
>>845
I dont believe its in good faith and its that person who gets butthurt about masturbating to 2d
On that note, I can't find a Google Books / Internet Archive scan of the so-called "1913 webster" that was digitized by MICRA, the text of which you can find on many free resources, but it doesn't match the 1911, and I find that (dare I say it?) sus.
>>853
dear lord i'm not even on twitter and i know that one's like 5 years old
LMAO @ imdb
Star trek picard has a 7.5 what a joke
As they get older, Keiji Muto and Goldberg are converging.
In an effort to curb depression in these trying times, xration doujins have been banned to limit despair
cheer up
>>865 I know, but I'm seeing it everywhere still, it's reached normies on facebook
Same with "New ___ just dropped", especially with "Wake up babe" at the start. I know it's not new but I've been seeing it everywhere the past few weeks.
Retreating to the eldritch dunny to practice my dark sharts
Anyone feel like playing some mahjong?
everyone under age 40 saw stuff like the clear channel memorandum when they were growing up and realized that america isn't a serious country, it's an amalgam of weird "judaeo-christian" boomer dorks performatively sobbing and pissing themselves because they heard frank sinatra sing "i'll make a brand new start of it/in old new york" on september 12 2001
>>875 It seems like today it would be the young woke types complaining about that kind of thing
Why do egirls always have a facial sunburn
Xhamster ruined like pornhub
I like how trying to search for conspiracy theories on google leads to a bunch of articles discrediting them, like, looking for "bears conspiracy theory disappearance"
The WIRED guide to internet conspiracies
“It’s a conspiracy theory and climate change”Of beastly encounters and cervine disappearances in Himalayan India
Creationism bears all the hallmarks of a conspiracy theory
hrt is bodybuilding for people that like pink and purple more than silver and gray
>>875
Oh, that's what it was called! I remember there being this list of banned songs with some really weird inclusions, but I could never find it.
geo hikari fucking murders you with a huge rock
Wario Ware: Shove It Up Your Own Ass
Wario Ware: Suck It And See
Just gonna hope the antivax crowd sort themselves out
i don't understand why fat old boomers arent taking the vax but i understand why young healthy people aren't
"i dont need yer vaccine, i have this thing called an IMMUNE SYSTEM!"he says in between fistfuls of cheetos, meanwhile the guy who actually has an immune system and chest striations goes on pretending none of this is real (because it isnt)
my energy drink addiction is really eating into my day laborer bux
eating steak with your hands is correct
fork and knife cucks have no tactile sensation, only cold dead metal
Picketfencecucks BTFO by chainlinkfags
I feel like 63 in the Apathy thread saw one too many of those commercials where teenagers talk down to the viewer about the enviroment/consumption
I like how it's OK to make fun of someone for being born somewhere, but its NOT OK to make fun of what they were born
every now and then you should just eat a whole roasted chicken with your bare hands like you're some steppe barbarian that just busted into a medieval ukrainian food cart, it's good for the heart chakra
>>893 you have it backwards, those teenagers are part of the psyop because they think MORE plastic and LESS meat is the solution and never mention shit like soil mineralization precisely because they are establishment stooges
anyway, there's no sense getting blackpilled about it; just replace the dietary magnesium with magnesium glycinate+chloride, avoid plastic packaging as much as you can, drink real milk kefir and raw egg yolks and lift weights. soon the GAE will collapse and men of passion and vitality will take over once again using the ruins of the old institutions as a stepping stone to power, this is called "riding the tiger".
(ruminating about it increases cortisol which only amplifies the physical and spiritual degradation caused by the GAE, this is intentional, THEY want you to either submit or die of despair.)
give your heart to christ and your body to coach pendlay