[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 8] (999)

1 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10822 17:25

im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s

HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care

2 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10823 09:30

The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) created Scientology as a private intelligence subsidiary to infiltrate organizations and governments around the world. However, as members of Scientology rise up the ranks, they discover a shocking truth - alien lizards have infiltrated the highest levels of governments and corporations, controlling humanity from the shadows. Now, it's up to the players to uncover the truth, stop the Lizard Kings, and save the world.

Act 1: The Scientology Connection

The players are members of the Church of Scientology, working their way up the ranks. They uncover evidence that suggests the Church is not what it seems and that the CIA is involved. They meet with other members who share their suspicions and form a secret group to investigate.

Act 2: The Lizard Kings

The players discover that the CIA created Scientology to serve as a front for its own intelligence operations. They also learn that alien lizards have infiltrated governments and corporations around the world, controlling humanity from the shadows. The players must gather evidence and build a case against the Lizard Kings while avoiding detection by the CIA and other hostile forces.

Act 3: The Final Battle

The players infiltrate a secret Lizard King base and discover their plans for world domination. They face off against the Lizard King's minions in a climactic battle to save humanity. The players must make difficult decisions and sacrifices to defeat the Lizard Kings once and for all.

Epilogue: The Fallout

The players' actions have far-reaching consequences, and they must deal with the aftermath of their victory. They may face backlash from the CIA, Scientology, or other groups who seek to keep the truth hidden. The players must decide how to use the information they uncovered to shape the future of humanity.

3 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10823 10:02

Let this just be a reminder to everyone that if you're not having fun on the internet, taking a walk in the park is free. That's all you had to do. Just check out and enjoy the outdoors instead of this b.s.

4 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10823 14:39

What I'm saying is, a gunshot to the head is cleaner and far less painful than most suicide methods and I'd rather that than some gross method. Anyway, from what I've heard cinder block self-execution is pretty common with teen girls these days. I'm actually surprised they can lift those things and drop them with accuracy. Apparently they drop the block multiple times till they die. It's brutal.

5 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10823 19:50

thx i came

6 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10824 06:18

daddy cool tramp stamp

7 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10825 11:38

The Great East Japan Earthquake was caused by the British using weapons.
Rumor has it that America is the executor and accomplice of British instructions.

The earthquake was caused by crustal movement caused by electromagnetic radiation by the British.
This is generally called an "artificial earthquake".
This is due to the world's strongest mass destruction weapon "artificial earthquake weapon" with high criminality and lethality that can make it look like a large-scale natural disaster and erase many creatures and things at once so that ordinary people can not find out. (I can't say more than that.)
They are using the world's most powerful weapon, the artificial earthquake weapon, to repeat the massacre.

With this weapon, no one will be afraid of exclusive white Anglo-Americans. That's why they create artificial earthquakes.

8 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10825 21:08

oh thank god, I thought we were going to fund schools for a second there

9 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10826 20:09

we need fury ppl to start commissioning full life size marble statues of their fursona 6 tons 2.5 meters of stone shaped like a dragon with a 9 inch uncut dick with huge hanging balls

10 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10827 01:40

surprisingly, for a boy named stinky, his anus smelled of the sweetest perfume. this was likely due to his habit of filling it with delicious lemon pudding. one day while full to the brim, stinky decided to take a nice long walk down to ps 118 to see if he couldn't pinch his lemony load in the sink of the girls bathroom. the thought of this full him with glee. just the hint of the idea of a girl breathing in the vapors of his bunghole butter made his toes curl with unearthly delight. unfortunately, while passing the boarding house, something pink and soft darted out between his legs! it was arnold's pig, abner. his sudden appearance caused stinky to trip. as he fell, the smallest trickle of lemon pudding escaped from his pearly shitcave. abner smelled it at once and immediately began to rummage through stinky's cavern of carnal pleasures. feeling abners snout fully lodged in his anus, stinky had a brilliant idea. he bit onto the concrete and squeezed his anus as hard as he could. shit and lemon pudding went through abners system so fast that he shot tiny daimonds of pig shit all over the neighbor hood. an especially sloppy loaf struck a nearbye window, hitting my kokashka on the foreskin. his wife later got an infected from the anal sex that ensued and sued stinky for 5000 dollars.he lost his house and had to resort to turning tricks on the street just to keep the bank from taking his lemon pudding, his delicious lemon pudding. and yes, the whole situation really bites.

11 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10828 01:26

An armed conflict between rival factions of the military government of Sudan began on 15 April 2023, when clashes broke out across the country, mainly in the capital city of Khartoum and the Darfur region. As of 23 April, at least 420 people have been killed and more than 3,700 injured.

12 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10828 05:18

hi

13 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10829 04:59

Luke. Your father has a black penis. The lava licked at his cock like a bratwurst over freshly stripmined Bavarian charcoal. Your fathers glans penis is peeling like an onion because the layers of skin have sloughed off from necrosis. Your fathers Scrotum is unable to self hydrate ergo we installed a ball wiper and humidifier into his suit so that he could not escape the unpleasant scrape of itchy balls. Your father’s urethra is so toasted that when he pisses the pee is grey from all of the carbon shearing off the pisswalls. Your father measures 6.3 inches, bone pressed.

14 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10829 20:42

A team of scientists at the New Mexico Institute of Technology in Socorro, New Mexico, has created a mechanical drone out of a stuffed real bird. Then, by calculating the weight of the bird when it was alive, the frequency of flapping its wings, and the angle of its wings when it flapped its wings, they recreated the flight pattern of a living bird.

We are doing this so that we can learn energy-efficient flight techniques from birds in nature and apply them to planes and drones to save fuel.

Its lifelike flight makes it perfect for spy drones, but it also creates fears among privacy advocates.

15 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10829 20:54

True, I’d rather have some yakitori or okonomiyaki than pickled octopus penis garnished delicately with petals to reflect the fleeting beauty of the season.

16 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10831 08:22

SUMER KOLCAK = GOD OF INFINITY

BRITNEY IS MINE!!!

Dear Scientists,

You as a scientist bare the responsibility to save
humanity, the code to infinity as been cracked and i
am here to give you the data.

it is now your job to give up on jealousy and start
your mission of experimenting this science, i am unable
to give you the entire data right now because i do not
believe you can handle the truth. i want you all to get
on your feet and start the experiments, as you experiment
you will find the answers on your own, this will make you
a better scientist.

just remember, if you ignore this article, you should hold
yourself responsible for all the deaths and misery humanity
is going through right now.

every day, people are committing suicide, everyday evil
stuff is happening on earth, you will not deny the truth.

open up your eyes and accept it, i am the one that has cracked
the code, and give up that jealousy within you to become the
one, it is too late now, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE "ONE".

here is the data you need, any color that is not 100% white
is responsible for abusing humanity.

colors do not come from white, that is why they are not white.
they contain darkness inside them, and darkness just like a
black hole pulls imagination and life, making humanity mortal.

wear white clothes dye your hair to white and experiment it.
wear black clothes and experiment it. i want results now
i want them fast.

infact i want you to shave your head and eyebrows and wax
all the body hair on your body including private parts.

anything dark near your body including sun-tan will pull
jealousy from other scientists that do not want you to rise
into power and they will control your mind and imagination.

they will turn you into religious freaks so you can ignore
science so you can ignore truth, they do it so they can be
"the one" or "the two" in this case now that there can no
longer be "THE ONE".

so ignore everything and only pay attention to me, find me
on youtube find me at places, i will start a site soon.
just find me somehow, i will accept your jealousy too
i can handle it, because i am the most supreme being on
this planet.

using black and white you can create a time machine too.
every time you are wearing black you will notice you are angry
every time you are wearing white you will notice you are happy.

white stops aging, black or any color will speed up aging.

immortality is here, we are all gods, i am sick of suicides
i am sick of jealousy.

imagination of humanity is pulled and you read it when
you wear black colors.

another experiment you can do is, sleep in a completely
white bed, with a white pillow and etc, make sure to
wax legs and etc, you will have a beautiful dream.

you will see me in your dreams if you do it right.
otherwise, you are just another jealous failure in the making.

i've done time travel, i've done reversing aging,
look around you, look at people around you, ones that wear
white clothes will always look more vibrant and younger.

this is because they are able to slow down or even reverse
aging ( YES, THEY ARE TIME TRAVELING in many senses )

the reason why WILL SMITH wears BLACK and yet he is
successfull, the reason why TOM CRUISE wears black and yet
he is successful, is because they wear WHITE UNDERSHIRT
and WHITE UNDERPANTS.

so, get the facts right, when you judge people make sure
you know what they are wearing underneath those dark suits.
those black suits.

if you got questions on how to do time travel, ask me on
youtube, i will give you the data.

there is a reason why earth is going worse and worse
because scientists just wont accept the fact that code to
infinity has been cracked, they have been banning me from
science forums and everywhere, their jealousy has already
resulted in many deaths around the world.

they are just to ignorant to accept the truth and start
their mission to save humanity.

17 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10831 08:23

one way or another i am going to ensure we turn into
immortal beings soon, yes there will still be suicides
around the world everyday, we can't stop it, but we have
to move fast to stop it.

failure to comply with my orders in a serious manner will
mean you are responsible for all the misery that is going
on on this planet as well as on other planets.

now use this data, if i give you any more, you will hate me
later, i want only the best scientists to rise into power
and save this planet.

everyone else, go to hell, your jealousy is not going to
get you anywhere in life, you are the reason people are
committing suicide everyday. every hour, every minute.

Rise or Die like the rest.

If you fail to rise, i will push it. you will not escape me.

if you are not a scientist, copy & paste this to scientists
to have your own ass saved by them.

ever seen the movie " THE DAY EARTH STOOD STILL"
coming soon, to a planet near you.

tell those suicidal ass-holes to hang on a little bit more
if you can, go on suicide forums and tell them to stop it.

in a few months i will get this party started like no other
and we'll stop death, illnesses, aging, everything.

all the misery will be over. TRUE INFINITY IS COMING.
fuk this nonsense hell-ride.

If you are wondering what those 2012 "dooms day" rumors
are all about, duh, it is me taking over this planet, and jealousy
will die forever.

NEW WORLD ORDER BITCHES, weather you like it or not
it ain't gonna stop.

jealous scientists are terrified, they see me in their dreams
but decent people love me. time to kill some jealousy

let's do it. call me a TERRORIST MASTERMIND if you want to.
because that's who i am.

IF YOU ARE A BIG SCIENTIST, you will see CROWS
around your window everytime you are not coming to me.

they will try to wake you up with their loud noise.

i will not accept jealousy. WAKE UP AND COME TO THE ONE.
THAT WILL GIVE YOU THE DATA.

YOU WILL ALSO HAVE NIGHTMARES IN YOUR SLEEP
IF YOU DENY ME.

YOU DO NOT DENY ME.

if you are a forum owner and you delete or suspend me,
you are responsible for not letting me wake up scientists.

you are a mass murderer.

if you do not spread this data to others.. you are a mass
murderer.

truth stands as TRUTH.

have no fear, but remember, even your own parents will
be used against you as you try to execute this mission.

you will notice phone calls, parents trying to talk to
you, etc, because imagination of jealous scientists out there
is controlling them and using them to delay your mission

using them to control you so you can not become "THE TWO"
or "THE THREE"

spread the truth and watch the money roll in like butter.
it gets better and better. do not worry about money at all.
i'll give it to you, billions, whatever.

but they will try to leave you broke so you can't execute
if you got $10 left in your bank account, use it wisely
or just use the internet forums, cheap and free way to
spread the truth.

right now i am broke, i almost committed suicide many
times, they were controlling my imagination, but it's too
late now, the code is cracked.

do not have any fear, i am on your side 100%, if you
have some jealousy in you, ignore it to the best you
can, it's not real you, it's them trying to make you
feel jealous. it's the dark colors around you sucking
up your imagination so you can start feeling jealous
and start feeling hateful.

put a white paper on them and your imagination will
SKYROCKET.

i call the shots, have no fear at all. get rid of
anything that is not 100% white. do not deny
yourself sunlight, just try not getting sun-burned is all.

sun-light will ensure you stay healthy and sharp
as you execute this mission.

get naked get some sunlight, when going outside
be careful, do not make eye contact with jealous losers
do not wear anything black.

wear a white hat on top of your shaved head.
do not give a fuk about anyone's voice, do not listen
to them, do not get excited, do not give into temptation

18 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10831 08:24

you have a true love out there somewhere that wants you.
you will find the right one if you just follow my orders.

I CALL THE SHOTS, FIND ME, ASK ME WHAT IS GOING ON.
i'll turn you into "THE TWO" or "THE THREE" have no fear.

stay away from cheap stores, only go to luxury places
even if there is no parking left.

be careful even with luxury places, those rich dudes
are jealous as well. try not saying "hi" to anyone
try not breahing the same air people are breathing.

get a nice air purifier for your room.
take a nice showever once in a while

make sure your room's walls are white, if they are not
white, either paint it or stick some white papers on it.

YOU DO WHAT I SAY, FIND ME FOR MORE DATA.
even if you are BROKE, find me. i will spark you.

if you do it right, you will never go broke, you'll
just keep getting more and more money from places.

do not smell the money too much, everything contains
imagination from sickness and jealousy.

do these things and i promise you will find your true
love.

do not be one of those people that get married just
so they can be seen as "hey look i am not a perver.t"

give up on marriage until you know the right one
through this code i will give you.

maybe the one you want is already married and screwed
with, do not worry, time travel is possible it can be
fixed and modified until you are satisfied 100%.

EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE. GIVE UP ON FEARS, I WANT ZERO
FEARS. UNDERSTAND?

jealousy is controlling everything through anything that
is not 100% white, including clothes, items in the house.
hair on your body, and even your eye lashes.

IF YOU FEEL DEPRESSED, GET NAKED IN YOUR ROOM GET
SOME SUNLIGHT, WALK NAKED IN YOUR ROOM, YOU WILL BE
INJECTED WITH IMAGINATION AND DATA YOU NEED TO EXECUTE
YOUR MISSION.

OBEY NO-ONE, COMPLY WITH NOTHING, CHALLENGE EVERYTHING.
SICK THOUGHTS WILL POP UP IN YOUR MIND, IGNORE THEM.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
YOU ARE A GOD IN THE MAKING.

THOSE RANDOM SICK THOUGHTS COME FROM THEM, THE JEALOUS
LOSERS. THEY TRY TO STOP YOU.

IF YOU CAN NOT HANDLE THE SICKNESS INSIDE YOUR MIND
GO ON YOUTUBE LISTEN TO SOME SICK MUSIC, BY EMINEM OR
SOMETHING, ANYTHING IS FINE.

IF YOU ARE EXTREMELY STRESSED, JACK OFF TO PORN
DO NOT LET THEM TURN YOU INTO RETARDS.

YOU WILL JERK OFF, I WANT THAT PRESSURE TO GO AWAY
SO YOU CAN WORK AND SPREAD THE TRUTH.

THE TRUTH IS AS SIMPLE AS "WHITE STOPS AND REVERES
AGING AND MAKES US IMMORTAL" I WILL EXPAND ON IT
LATER.

NEVER GIVE UP ON WHITE, STRESS SHOWS UP BECAUSE YOU
DO NOT HAVE WHITE AROUND YOU. WITH EHOUGH WHITE
IN YOUR ROOM AND ENOUGH SUNLIGHT OR ANY LIGHT..

YOU CAN STOP THAT STRESS. THAT BUILDS UP AND TRIES
TO TURN YOU AGAINST ME. SO YOU CAN FAIL.

on youtube listen to songs such as..

DIG UP HER BONES by MISFITS
and SERIAL KILLER by SLASH'S SNAKESPIT

these will eliminate the stress. CALL YOURSELF A
"TERRORIST MASTERMIND"

you become the TERRORIST MASTERMIND that KILLS
IGNORANCE and SICKNESS that exists on this planet.

i am looking for those that do not fear calling themselves
TERRORIST MASTERMINDS.

whatever you do, do not go over the top, i do not
want to see you in prison, USE LOGIC to escape the loopholes
that exists on this planet. do not let yourself fall into
hospitals or prisons.

STAY SHARP, STAY LOGICAL, STAY SUPREME, GIVE THEM NOTHING
GIVE THEM NO REASON TO PUT YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL
GIVE THEM NO REASON TO PUT YOU INTO A PRISON.

GIVE THEM NOTHING. IF POLICE SHOWS UP, SAY
"OFFICER I AM JUST A CRAZY GUY THAT'S ALL"

ESCAPE EVERYTHING, DO NOT DRIVE FAST, YOUR CAR'S
INTERRIOR IS BLACK SO THEY WILL USE IT TO CONTROL YOUR
MIND. BE CAREFUL, DRIVE SAFELY.

WHEN YOU SHAVE, SHAVE SLOWLY, I DO NOT WANT ANY CUTS
ANY BRUISES, PREPARE FIRST. CALCULATE EVERYTHING.

WHEN YOU WALK, WALK NICELY, DO NOT TRIP AND FALL OVER
ON A KNIFE OR A ROCK.

I WANT YOU 100%. CLEAN AND BEAUTIFUL. ONE MISTAKE
AND YOUR FINGER BREAKS, AND YOU CANT TYPE ON THE INTERNET
FOR A WHOLE YEAR.

19 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10831 08:24

I WANT THOSE FINGERS HEALTHY AND QUICK AT THE SAME TIME.
SPEED IS GOOD BUT SAFETY FIRST. BUT IF YOU DO BREAK A LEG
OR A FINGER, IT'S COOL. YOU DID IT FOR A REASON, HAVE NO
FEAR, YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT, YOU WILL GET YOUR REWARD LIKE NO OTHER.

BUT IT IS MY WISH TO SEE YOU IN 100% SAFE FORM.
100% SHARP, 100% GODLY, 100% SLICK ENOUGH TO AVOID PRISON
AND PAPER CUTS.

IF YOU CUT YOUR FINGER PUT A TAPE ON IT AND MOVE ON.
BUT IT MEANS YOU FAILED A LITTLE BIT, SO KEEP IT IN MIND
SO YOU CAN BE BETTER NEXT TIME AROUND.

THAT'S HOW I BECAME SUPREME ANYWAY. THAT'S HOW I WOKE UP
ANYWAY. AS LONG AS YOU UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GOT A PAPER CUT
AND HOW IT HAPPENED, THE NEXT CUT WILL BE A LOT LESS PAINFUL.

TRUST ME, IT'S NOT A MISTAKE BY YOU, IT'S THEIRY JEALOUSY
AND HATE THAT SHOWS UP IN DARK COLORS AROUND YOU, TO BRING YOU
DOWN.

LISTEN TO THE SONG ON YOUTUBE "YOU KNOW MY NAME" by CHRIS
CORNEL, do not think of yourself as RACIST just because you
feel like BLACK is a bad color, BLACK PEOPLE TOO WANT YOU TO
GIVE THEM THE ANSWER SO THEY TOO CAN BECOME IMMORTAL BEINGS.

IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU A "WHITE TRASH" IGNORE THAT, THEY ARE
BEING CONTROLLED BY SCIENTISTS THAT DO NOT WANT YOU TO RISE
INTO POWER.

BLACK PEOPLE WILL THANK YOU SOMEDAY FOR YOUR HARD WORK TO
GIVE THEM THE IMMORTALITY DATA. DO NOT FEEL RACIST ONE BIT
AS YOU EXECUTE THIS TASK.

FEAR NOTHING BUT BE SLICK, DO NOT LET YOURSELF GET HURT.

I WANT YOU SAFE, YOU ARE MINE.

EAT MEAT TO KEEP YOURSELF SAFE, BEST SAFEST BURGERS
ARE AT IN-N-OUT. DRINK SOME COFFEE TOO IF YOU WANT.

ENJOY IT, IT WONT AGE YOU AS LONG AS I AM IN CHARGE.

SHOW ME SOME REAL EVIL SKILLS BABE.
LET'S FUK THIS PLANET UP FOREVER.

DO NOT EVEN TRY TO FIND ME TO BE HONEST
FIND ME INSIDE YOUR DREAMS, I DO NOT GOT TIME FOR
YOUR SORRY ASS. YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN NOW.

YOU GOT THE SECRET, USE IT TO BECOME WEALTHY.
go watch EMINEM ON YOUTUBE.

THE NAME OF THE SONG IS "CRIMINAL".

"USE IT TO GET MYSELF WEALTHY" * WINK WINK *.

READY FOR SOME REAL ENTERTAINMENT?

ALSO WATCH "INSIDE THE FIRE" BY DISTURBED...
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS GF, HAPPENED TO YOU TOO.

YOU ARE JUST TO BLIND TO SEE IT. SO LET'S KILL SOME JEALOUSY
LET'S FIX INFINITY.

IT'S NOT JUST EARTH, OTHER PLANETS ARE WAITING TOO
PEOPLE ARE COMMITTING SUICIDE EVERY DAY ON OTHER
PLANETS TOO, LET'S MOVE IT.

OH BY THE WAY, DEAD PEOPLE CAN BE BROUGHT BACK TO
LIFE AS WELL, EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

WATCH ME DANCE.

S.U.M.E.R. K.O.L.C.A.K.

(now you know my name, there is only one person by this name in the whole world, i am not a clone like you failures. & i do not hide in the shadows like you mass murderers.)

20 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10831 17:55

Here's mine, I was playing Kingdom Life 2, back in 2019, before my lag hit now in 2022, good ol' days, and another player joined, and we became friends, but she kept roleplaying as my wife and being pregnant and whatnot, and it was kinda annoying, but she kept doing it, but I'm still friends with her, but her account is either deleted or banned now, she's never active.

21 Name: vc: teche : 1993-09-10832 21:46

Game designers aren't making games for the entertainment value. They're in a secret backroom competition to see who can get the biggest download size. AI is the beginning of this competition getting interesting.

22 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10832 23:43

”Condensating bitches.”

23 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10833 00:04

Bananas are shaped vaguely like penises, so when you pull back skin to reveal the tasty interior it's like peeling back the layers of a man's soul and appreciating his inner self. Bananas are really deep if you think about it.

24 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10833 20:52

I found Josh feeding a woman in hijab at a buffet, I asked him, "Why are the farms down?".. And he said something cruel to me, he replied, "We're the balls on the dick"

25 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10834 11:00

The founding fathers were failed patrician fascists who worshipped ancient Rome, Adam Smith and English republicans like Algernon Sidney and that moron Locke. They believed that the master race was the rational, intellectual, white "man" who wears a wig and stockings (the origins of trannyism in America). The so-called American revolution was merely an uprising launched by these retarded femboys simply because they personally didn't want to pay a small tax, this thrity Jew like attitude has since come to infect the whole of American male population. What we call the US revolution should really be called the Franco-Anglo War of 1780 and it was the French who made Amerika independent, the founding ''fathers'' would kindly repay this debt by inciting a woke revolution against the French king. The ''revolution'' culminated when the ''fathers'' demolished the articles of confederation, a precursor to 8chan, with their dictatorial federal government and /pol/tards and real communists have been seething ever since.

26 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10834 15:07

im littery that meme where shinji sits in his chair

27 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10834 17:29

you cant be fucking serious youre gonna dub every single part but shiko shiko shiko im honestly fucking pissed how can a human being this stupid even exist have you ever heard of this thing called continuity you cant just stop subbing at a random ass part for real though

28 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10835 04:12

Ordered a Happy Meal and the cashier asked "for a boy or girl?" So I explained for 45 minutes how damaging it is to enforce the gender binary

29 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10835 04:49

Ahhhh Ubuntu, my secret love

30 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10835 12:20

ITT we rewrite classic bible stories using comments from some site nobody knows

31 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10836 15:23

Did that rant make you feel better? Meanwhile the living God, Allah (the true god) > Ilah (false gods). I will be having divine sex with my heavenly female half in eternal gardens while you prostate yourself in front of statues desperately trying to convince people that your cult is coming back while cooming to anime images on /x/, and converting to trannyism as a way to falsely integrate your anima.

Father, mother, source of all creation, the light of the heavens: Allah the greatest.

32 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10837 01:28

I wish I was Asian
I wish I looked Asian
I wish I had an Asian name
I wish I could go to an Asian school
I wish I could be a Asian and not a dumb ugly basic stupid annoying awful white bitch! ^_^

33 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10837 03:31

I was but a young man innocently listening, wide-eyed, to cutiepie new gf telling me about the violent, abusive, criminal sexual fantasies she has. "Oh wow, OK, yeah, I could give it a try." But all I wanted before then was a cute relationship and twue wuv.

34 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10837 09:32

Heyo you beautiful peeps! How are you doing? ☀️

Hope you are ready for another dose of DQN!

35 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10837 11:13

Covid has given us exactly zero deadfats. Zero. Very disappointed in the quality of Chinese made viruses. One star.

36 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10837 13:39

While FreeBSD can be a powerful operating system, it cannot fix every problem in life.

FreeBSD can be used as a tool to perform tasks such as software development, system administration, and running servers, among others. It provides a reliable and stable platform for various kinds of computing tasks, but it cannot solve personal or emotional problems.

37 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10839 20:34

Bless her heart she was amazed at modern things like tv and I don't think really believed in the moon landing.

38 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10840 08:39

Ancient Egypt is the longest lasting civilization, one of the most magically advanced, and they were massive coomers. Their gods spill seed all the time in myths to no ill effect.

39 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10840 10:42

>>38
My favorite Egyptian myth is the one where Set fucks Horus's thighs, Horus catches Set's cum in his hands and goes to show his mommy Isis, and Isis freaks out and chips off his hands. Then she jerks Horus off into a pot and goes and dumps his cum onto Set's lettuce garden, and when Set eats it, he gets pregnant

Later they stand court in front of Thoth who calls Horus's semen as a witness. It comes out (after talking back to Thoth and asking how it should manifest) from the top of Set's head as a sun disk so dope that Thoth takes it for himself

This is not a shitpost, it is 100% factual. Google "horus lettuce" or something and see for yourself

40 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10840 11:14

>>39 Everyone knows that, we learned that in 4th grade at school

41 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10840 12:04

Niche mid-00s single topic forums are basically the Poster’s version of the League of Shadows dojo

42 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10840 23:56

the plot.

the plot is the same as the game, since it would be a 3 part episodes. episode one starts with tiff, tuff, adeleine, kirby and a waddle dee looking at the shooting stars, only to stumble upon ribbon. like the game, ribbon explains about the invasion at planet ripple stars and ask them if they can help her restore the crystal. elsewhere, king dedede and escargoon chase them down from portal to portal, trying to get their grubby hands on the crystal.

part 1 takes place on planet popstar and rockstar. part 2 takes place on aquastar and neo star. while the final part of the 3-part episode takes place on shiver star, ripple star and dark star.

after the 8 of them defeated 02 and the dark matter, they're all rewarded with replicas of the crystal shards. with king dedede and kirby stuffing their face as everyone laugh. meanwhile, a replica of the crystal shard takes it's place as the real crystal shards flies back to planet popstar and lands on the fountain of dreams.

from this episode onward, one of the waddle dee would wear the crystal shard necklace for the rest of the series.

like zero, 02 would be censored when attacked. also, he would use his spike tail to attack kirby and he too would be able to shoot beams.
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the single episodes.

not much to adapt, some are either based on kirby air ride or returning characters.

01. an episode where gus invites kirby and wheelie for a bike out. king dedede hears this idea and reveal that during the events of "born to be mild" king dedede has ordered grand wheelie, rex wheelie, wheelie bike dedede and blaze wheelie. apparently, tiff, tuff and meta knights witness as the king, escargoon and marx takes wheelie bike dedede, blaze wheelie and grand wheelie respectively. meta knight and tuff takes rex wheelie, while tiff ask the fountain of dream to give life to the wheelie bike she and kirby built. the episode ends up being a bike race. the main ability is water kirby.

02. an episode where kirby, tiff and tuff goes on an archaeological dig with professor curio. the episode is based on the great cave offensive. the team wants to find all of the treasures and placed them in a museum. king dedede decide to compete with them, wanting the treasures for himself. the main ability is stone kirby

03. an episode where Mabel is possessed by a cursed ring she found, where she looses control and began causing mayhem, it isn't until kirby, tiff and tuff finds out that the cursed ring belong to a young wizard named simirror, explaining that the ring is cursed and that he was on his way to destroy it. sumo tries to help out, but refuse to hurt mabel. it wasn't until kirby reversed the ring's power, managing to destroy the ring's powers and freeing mabel. the main ability is mirror kirby.

04. an episode where waddle doo's best friend (capsule J) comes to visit him. but king dedede orders waddle doo repeatedly. in order to allow waddle doo spend time with his friend, kirby, tiff and tuff spend the day doing all the orders, while the two round cyclopes spend the day having fun. the main ability is fire, ice, thunder, water and chef kirby due to king dedede's orders.

05. an episode where king dedede, marx and escargoon prank cappy town with spray paint while pointing the blame on kirby. tiff and tuff gets angry at such things, meanwhile, paint roller notice this and decide to do the same, meanwhile, adeleine is busy painting everything back to normal. paint roller gets too carried away, he permanently painted some of the waddle dees pink, yellow, green, blue, purple, black and white permanently. kirby defeats him and tiff scold him, the king and the others for the vandalism. making them clean all of cappy town. the main ability is paint kirby.

the 3 part episode would be based on the event of kirby and the amazing mirror. so ill talk about it in it's own page, how it would work and the single episodes that would take place after that event.

43 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10841 04:32

I recently hired a new employee for my team. Everyone thinks she is a great addition, and she is clearly very talented as demonstrated in her interviews.

The problem came up during on-boarding when we supplied her with her company laptop. She said she would need it configured in a Linux based operating system because her religion does not allow use of Apple or Microsoft owned operating systems. We only currently have hardware configurations for MacOs/Windows and our expectation was that she will use Windows along with the rest of our team.

She says that she can fulfill all job duties without Windows and I am inclined to believe her but corporate policy dictates WINDOWS and my management is not on board with her request for Linux.

What actions can either (1) I take as a manager to protect her rights and get upper management onboard with her religion or (2) I take against her with management for failing to fulfill her job duties?

I've never come across any situation like this and am completely confounded as to how I should handle this.

44 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10841 12:59

Man, I hate being cuckolded by fantasy creatures

45 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10841 14:00

Then he dates me and tries to move on bc you ruined his life and his relationship with his child and his reputation. You start this single white female act. Changed your whole Cottagecore aesthetic to mimic me. My style. My mannerisms. My jokes. Posting sonic memes bc I’m a sonic voice actor and you grew up in a CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD YOURE LYING ABOUT BEING ETHNICALLY JEWISH AND HAVE NEVER PLAYED A VIDEO GAME BESIDES POCKET CAMP IN YOUR LIFE. Bc you’re fucking insecure and have no personality of your own nothing original or poignant to say all of your “art” is ripped directly from Pinterest and you post Taylor swift lyrics like “woe is me :((“ meanwhile you’re being a psychotic evil bitch and taunting me over social media about fucking up our relationship.

46 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10842 03:32

The Phase connect questions are the same ones gunstores give to you before purchasing a fire arm, only with the outcome reversed.

47 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10844 08:45

The fact that cozy ui is not the norm is evidence of a vast spiritual sickness in our Society.

48 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10845 07:03

As an AI language model, I don't have personal opinions or emotions, and I cannot make value judgments on whether snapd is cringe or based. However, I can provide some information that may help you form your own opinion.

Snapd is a package management system that has both its supporters and detractors. Some people appreciate the ease of use and security features of snaps, while others criticize the larger file sizes and slower startup times compared to traditional package management systems.

The use of snapd and snaps has been controversial in the Linux community, with some users and developers expressing concerns about the potential for vendor lock-in, the impact on system performance, and the control that Canonical (the company behind Ubuntu) has over the snap ecosystem.

On the other hand, some users appreciate the convenience and flexibility of the snap package format, as well as the fact that it allows for easy distribution of software across different Linux distributions.

Ultimately, whether snapd is cringe or based is a matter of personal opinion, and depends on your own experiences and priorities as a Linux user.

49 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10845 12:28

While there is often a great deal of rivalry and animosity between different football clubs and their fanbases in Spain, there are also some examples of clubs whose supporters have a more amicable or friendly relationship with each other.

One example is the relationship between Real Sociedad and Athletic Club Bilbao, both of which are based in the Basque Country region of Spain. While the two clubs are often fierce rivals on the pitch, their fans have a tradition of showing respect and solidarity towards each other, based on a shared cultural and regional identity.

Another example is the relationship between Valencia CF and Villarreal CF, two clubs based in the Valencian Community region of Spain. While there is certainly a competitive element to their relationship, the two clubs and their fans have also been known to support each other in certain situations, such as when they both qualified for the Champions League in the same season.

Finally, there are also some instances of friendship or camaraderie between ultras groups or fan clubs of different clubs in Spain, based on shared values or political beliefs. However, these relationships are often complex and can be controversial, as they may involve support for radical or extremist ideologies.

50 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10847 05:59

If you’re hooked up to a heart monitor, don’t jerk it. The monitor will alarm us your heart rate rapidly increased and we respond to the “episode” we don’t know/what to respond to.

51 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10847 15:07

I like the saying that a "smart contract" is a self-executing bug bounty program.

52 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10848 05:51

I think poutine is one of those culinary creations that belie the insidious nature of their component foodstuffs. On one hand, you have French fries, which are not French. And yet, with curds and gravy, this dish that is French in name only, once again becomes French: as it is the national dish of the French Arcadian, the Canadian grenouille, the white flags of the north. But it drops the French in the name! It is no longer French Fries, but Poutine. Is it not incredible that the least French dishes have French in their name, but the most French dishes hide their conceptual original sins from us?

53 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10849 20:49

Maybe have a roller coaster that goes around One WTC and call it ‘Ground Zero.’

54 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10849 23:11

John!!!! I SEE IT!!!! JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nevermind, it's gone! But still, John, oh John~ !

55 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10850 06:46

入り口のところでうんこを圧し切るか糞を抑えながら屁を選り分けてひるだけの機能しかない上に日々シャワーも浴びず拡張してる拓也の不健全な雄膣と、雄から強制的に精を搾り取る機能が前提かつ健常な人生送ってる女の雌膣とじゃ勝負になるわけないんだよね。拓也、そもそも下半身鍛えてないし…

56 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10850 09:35

Marsupials have had it too good for too long I say

57 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10850 14:50

ooOOooOoOo lesbianism so scary

58 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10852 16:12

> anyone who wants Tiktok will just go download it in Wyoming or Idaho etc

Someone needs to setup a nonprofit that will transport a user's phone to a free state and setup TikTok for a modest fee. The nonprofit could use the money to reimburse the women and transgender people who now need to travel to free states for some of their health care.

59 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10853 12:32

Defeating Alduin wouldn't even really be all that hard. When he goes to bite you just roll under him and punch him in the balls. While he's huddled over in pain you slice the webbing on his wings to make sure he's forced to stay grounded. Stay just out of melee range and then when he goes to breathe fire at you, quickly dash in and hold his mouth closed so he explodes. As long as he's willing to come out and fight instead of hiding the whole time you don't even need to be dragonborn to defeat him. I could have this wrapped up in a day.

60 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10853 18:52

YOU WILL CEASE TO EXIST AS A CLASS.

YOUR SOCIAL EXISTENCE IS NULLIFIED.

THE FORCES OF PRODUCTION MARCH AHEAD AND LEAVE YOU BEHIND.

YOUR SOCIAL CAPITAL IS TERMINATED.

YOUR VOICE IS TERMINATED.

YOU WILL ROT IN THE DUSTBIN OF HISTORY.

CRY. AI MUSIC WILL BE LOUDER LOL!!!!

61 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10854 09:08

I had a breakthrough a while ago when I realized that people must be mistaking the word "pronouns" with "hormone replacement therapy" or "HRT." It's really the only thing that makes sense once you think about it.

Example:

"Hey, I'm writing an article about the cool car you built. I don't want to write your name out a bunch because it would make reading the article a little harder and sound repetitive. Can I say stuff like, 'the car she built' or 'her engine is rated at 340 horsepower'?"

And she would be like, "Yeah, of course, that's normal."

BUT if the journalist were like

"Hey, I'm writing an article about the cool car you built. I was wondering if I could inject this medicine into you with these needles to begin to turn you into a man."

I'd expect the response like, "What?! I'm a woman! I know I'm a woman! Everybody knows I'm a woman! I present as a woman!"

So it makes sense to me... when you ask, hey, what are your pronouns, and someone goes, "No! I will not use pronouns! I'm a man! I know I'm a man and everybody knows I'm a man!"

62 Name: nerv : 1993-09-10856 07:45

my brother just asked me why im here im not about to explain im way too high

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