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HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care
I cannot express in words how much hate I am feeling right now for ever having decided to watch this piece of shit. If I was alone I would have instantly left the theater. I just want that studio, the film, the barbie and everything related to this movie to be FUCKING NUKED HOLY SHIT:feelsree::feelsree:
Take my word of advice and never ever watch this or even think about watching this it is my worst regret in my entire life.
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I don't know the purpose of this poll but Kikuri would easily solo Knuckles. She's much taller and Knuckles would never hit a drunk woman
You just need to be moderately successful. Everything you do or don't do will piss Twitch and Twitter faggots off.
I REMEMBER WHEN /LGBT/ USED TO BE GOOD
Anyone else jack off a lot to asian girls, but would never date one? They're like fat girls.
Multiple apocalypses are just a bad day
ATTENTION ALL INVADER ZIM FANS!!! There is a Facebook page named "Operation Head Pigeons 2.0". It is a group dedicated to working to bringing back IZ. Please please please check it out and "Like" it, it could help bring back IZ. More details can be found on said page. I'm just doing my part by spreading the word. The more fans that join together, the better. So help spread the word so we can get Invader Zim back!!!
ive BEEN saying!! this is why i dont listen to pop anymore everything sounds so polished tiktok song barely 3 minutes long meant to be remixed by as many ecstasy addicted djs as possible
Once this homeless man yelled at me and my friend walking by while we were eating ice cream "oh so you can afford ice cream but can't give me $500!?"
The most common "mutual aid" tags I see are #transcrowdfund and #mutualaidfund. There is also #settlersaturday, which was intended for natives to tell "settlers" (white people) to pay up for their own form of reparations. It has been colonized by black people seeking reparations.
Military junta is not the way out and imposition of democratic system in Africa is akin to forcing Africans embrace West stance on homosexuality. Nothing is working.
This shit is like those "bigfoot in GTA San Andreas" videos but for zoomer girls with nascent cluster b personality disorders.
We have tard baby, and now obese baby threads. What's next, a thread on the parents in asia who let their toddlers smoke cigs daily?
Newborn porn.
Women will give birth to newborns who will immediately be raped by Albanians.
Only on Disney+
Ha sido un gran día desde que MTV transmitió por primera vez Happy Tree Friends en América Latina a partir del 11 de septiembre de 2003 y continúa a partir del 25 de junio de 2004. MTV transmitió oficialmente Happy Tree Friends entre el 11 de septiembre de 2006 y el 15 de noviembre de 2014. Happy Tree Friends es una de las principales franquicias de Madokaverse, junto con ''Puelal Magi Madoka Magica'', ''The Simpsons'', ''SpongeBob Squarepants'', la mayoría de los animes e incluso más. Happy Tree Friends también se transmitirá en Comedy Central a partir del 15 de junio de 2011 y continuará hasta el 31 de diciembre de 2021.
Broke: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
Woke: The Sassy Latina and the Seven Libidinous Pirates.
i like to think okuu is gay but is so dumb she thinks men are also women becoming bisexual as a result
Wait do we make a comedy documentary of the rape of nanking??
I once had a government case manager have to remove himself from my case because he found out that I was the author of his favorite fanfic and he couldn't guarantee that he wouldn't give me preferential treatment.
We need to learn more about pigeons,,, they are flying angels in the earth,,,
Of course the first successful replication of LK99 came from a trans lesbian anime catgirl pfp mocking the paper for it's glaring manufacturing inefficiencies and cooking a floaty rock in her kitchen.
Always, always bet on trans women, the handmaidens of accelerationism.
pulled pork? PULLED PORK? YOU FUCKING DUMB NIGGER. Do you fucking know what it means to PULL pork?? HINT: IT DOES NOT INVOLVE SLICING AND STACKING ONTO A SANDWICH. CHRIST. IT INVOLVES LITTERALLY PULLING THE PORK APART INTO THIN NONUNIFORM STRIPS WHICH ARE THEN MIXED WITH A SAUCXE. A PULLED PORK SANDWICH!? FUCK. THIS NIGGER LOOKS AT A FUCKING CRAB CAKE AND SLAPS HIS CURLED HAND INTO HIS CHEST CROOKS HIS LEG AND SAYS DURR THATS AN APPLE?? GET HTE FUCK OUT OF HERE
JESUS SHIT I AM STILL FUCKING APPAULED ABOUT "PULLED PROK? PULLED PROK?" ITS NOT A PULLED PORK SANDWICH. I CAN SEE MAYBE THINKING ITS A MILE HIGH STACKED PO BOY OR A RUEBEN. EMPERORJ, IM REVOKING YOUR TICKET TO BOARD THE MEATSHIP. ALL OF US WHO ARENT FUCKING RETARDED WILL BE WAVING TO YOU ON THE DOCKS AS WE DISEMBARK, OUR FACES STUFFED WITH FOOD PRODUCTS WE CAN FujcKING IDENTIFY. I'LL BE HAVING A FRIED OYSTER SANDWICH, AND NO! THESE ARENT FUCKING CHICKEN NUGeRTS. TRY PULLING A CHICKEN OUT OF THE WATER AND EATING IT RAW, FUCKSTICK! THAT CLUCKER WOULD BE FREAKING OUT ON YOU AND GETTING WATER AND FEATHER S EVERWHERE, WHILE ILL BE ENJOYING RAW OYSTERS BECAUSE KNOWING THINGS!! HOW NOVEL! LOOK, I READ A BOOK AND I CCAN FUCKING FEED MYSELF! UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE WHOSE MOMS PROBABLY STILL CUT THEIR PORTERHOUSES BECAUSE YOUD GET GRISTLE ALL IN WITH YOUR MARBLE. GO STARVE IN THE WILD BECAUSE YOU ATE SOMETHING THAT TURNED OUT TO BE POISONOUS BECAUSE HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT ANYTHING. BASIC SANDWICH KNOWLEDGE!!
NEVER HAD A PULLED PORK SANDWICH?? LOOKS LIKE ITS TIME FOR BABBYS FIRST FUCKING SANDWICH. GET A CLUE, NEOPHYTE. AROUND HERE WE SLOW COOK OUR PORK UNTIL ITS TENDER ENOUGH TO FALL OFF THE BONE--UYES! PIGS HAVE BONES!!--AND SMOTHER THAT SHIT IN BBW SAUCE UNTIL ITS DONE TO PERFECTION. SLAP IT ON A BUN AND THATS ALL YOU NEED. OH WAIT, YOU ALSO NEED TO KNOW HOW TO BITE AND CHEW AND SWALLOW It, GUESS WE BETTER NOT LET YOU NEAR THE PULLED PORK! MAYBE YOUD CHOKE BECAUSE YOUD BE EXPECTING A GOD DAMN HAMBUGER. COME TO THE SOUTH, I DARE YOU. YOU WOULD NOT LAST SECOND IN MY HOME TOWN WITH THAT KIND OF SHIT. PWOPLW AROUND HERE WOULD SPOT YOU AS A FAKE THE MOMENT YOU OPENED UP YOUR DIRTYY GOD DAMN MOUTH AND STARTED SPOUNTING OFF ABOUT SHIT YOU HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT. YOUD WALK AROUND LIKE "LOOK! THAT'S DEFINATELY BUFFALO CHICKEN BREAST!" AND THE DUDE NEXT TO YOU WOULD LOWER HIS SUNGLASSES AND TAKE ONE LOOK AND JUST WALK THE FUCK AWAY. IT MAY BE YOUR BROTHER OR A CLOSE FRIEND BUT HE WOULD STILL DO IT BECAUSE MEAT. IS. YOUR. SAVIOR.
THaANK YOU. FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK. 'SUP FELLOW MEAT EATER? SUP FELLOW MEAT GOON WHO KNOWS THINGS. IVE BEEN SITTING HERE STEWING (!!!) FOR AN HOUR ABOUT THIS DOOFUS WHO DOESNT KNOW WHAT PULLED PORK IS. IM GOING TO FUNNEL STEAMING HOT PULLED PORK INTO HIS ASS WITH A TRAFFIC CONE, THEN MAYBE HED UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CURED OR SALTED MEAT SANDWICHES. BY THE WAY, I MUST COMPLIMENT YOUR CHOICE OF IMAGERY---YOUR PASTRAMI IS ESPECIALLY PRODIGIOUS AND THE PULLED PORK IS A RELEVEANT DISTINCTION. HOW THE FUCK COULD THIS ASSHOLE CONFUSE THE TWO? THE SANDWICHES LITERALLY COUld NOT BE MORE DIVERGENT IN TEXTURE AND APPEARCANCE. IM GOING TO ASSUME THAT HE JUST REALLY LIKES FRYING SHIT INSTEAD OF BARBEQUING IT BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY WAY ILL BE ABLE TO SLEEP.
"fuck, now I really want a pulled pork sandwich"
WHO DOESN'T? OH YEAH, PRICKSUCKERS WHO DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE. THEY SAY IF YOU NEVER HAD IT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE MISSING. YEAH WELL EMPERORJ MAY NOT KNOW A THING BUT DAMN IF HE DOESNT RUB HIS CUNT IGNORANCE IN OUR FACES AND MAKE LIFE MISERABLE FOR US. BTW I FUNNELLED IT UP HIS AS LIKE I SAID I WOULD AND HE KNOWS WHAT IT IS NOW. HOW YOU ASK!? HIS HEAD WAS UP THERE ALREADY SO HE ATe IT JUST FINE!! HOLY CHRIST
what, barbie can't do 9/11 now? god forbid women do anything
Yeah fuck man I was going to jerk off to this hot girl but then I saw the font she used and my boner instantly deflated and I couldn't even get it up for the rest of the day.
exciting your mucuses, turning
breakfarts into lost soupirs and salon thay nor you flabbies on
your groaning chairs over Bollivar's troubles of a bluemoondag,
steamin your damp ossicles, praying Holy Prohibition and Jaun
Dyspeptist while Ole Clo goes through the wood with Shep
togather, touting in the chesnut burrs for Goodboy Sommers
and Mistral Blownowse hugs his kindlings when voiceyversy
it's my gala bene fit, robbing leaves out of my taletold book.
May my tune fester if ever I see such a miry lot of maggalenes!
Once upon a drunk and a fairly good drunk it was and the rest
of your blatherumskite! Just a plain shays by the fire for absenter
Sh the Po and I'll make ye all an eastern hummingsphere of
myself the moment that you name the way. Look in the slag
scuttle and you'll see me sailspread over the singing, and what
do ye want trippings for when you've Paris inspire your hat?
Sussumcordials all round, let ye alloyiss and ominies, while I
stray and let ye not be getting grief out of it, though blighted
troth be all bereft, on my poor headsake, even should we forfeit
our life. Lo, improving ages wait ye! In the orchard of the bones.
Some time very presently now when yon clouds are dissipated
after their forty years shower, the odds are, we shall all be hooked
and happy, communionistically, among the fieldnights eliceam,
élite of the elect, in the land of lost of time. Johannisburg's a re-
velation! Deck the diamants that never die! So cut out the lonesome
stuff! Drink it up, ladies, please, as smart as you can lower
it! Out with lent! Clap hands postilium! Fastintide is by. Your
sole and myopper must hereupon part company. So for e'er fare
thee welt! Parting's fun. Take thou, the wringle's thine, love.
This dime doth trost thee from mine alms. Goodbye, swisstart,
goodbye! Haugh! Haugh! Sure, treasures, a letterman does be
often thought reading ye between lines that do have no sense at
all. I sign myself. With much leg. Inflexibly yours. Ann Posht
the Shorn. To be continued. Huck!
There are two things a pirate dreads: a sunken chest and no booty. On the Seven Seas of Tawawa, this is never a problem.
Lol i have been putting marbles and other stupid shit up my pussy
You have moved your mouse, would you like to reboot for this change to take effect?
Yesterday, at approximately 5:05pm, a Seattle area man installed Arch Linux on his home computer and has yet to tell anyone.
“This appears to be the first occurrence of failing to tell someone that you run Arch,” stated a representative of the Seattle Sheriff’s Department. “We are actively investigating whether or not this is a crime. It definitely is a violation of norms.”
ya ne ponimau!!!
i have no interest in baldurs gate but every time i hear people talking about that game it's about sex. i think im going to start referring to it as eroge to make a certain type of person extremely mad.
I’m a Marxist-Leninist-Hunterbidenist. I’m not interested in class consciousness, I’m interested in unconsciousness, by any substance possible.
Most important part of the day is putting cigarettes on the table. You can make most people happy just by putting cigarettes on the table. By placing them on a table you can say they are for everyone without saying it which will make people smile. People who smoke will be happy to have cigarette and people who like smoking but don't smoke will like that people who like smoking cigarettes are smoking cigarettes. There will always be people who do not like cigarettes but you can make them smile by not smoking the cigarettes showing your character of charity but abstinence from pleasure. It is a very easy way to distract everyone and you steal there wallets and car keys and determine the location of there cars. Then boom you have 6-10 cars for the price of 1 pack of cigarettes.
The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.
Black girls doing bbc sph content is so cringe, like bbc-havers dont want you, swc is all you've got
Cope video lol
More of a child version of furry porn, really.
you mean that if this baby mates with other remiflan babies it would eventually build up to a genetically superior centipede loli rainbow bat vampire?
「意味なんか無い。感じろ、それが全てだ！！」
とでも言わんばかりのワケのわかんなさだもんな。
roadkill is pretty nice, it's street food that comes from your own food truck
Yes it is pretty remarkable how people possess a wide range of social, cultural, and political opinions, and aren't actually just sentient versions of the wojaks you see on twitter.
go back to 4-ch
As a former child I do agree
Ucraina started to be exist in 1991
When you get the cheese melted just right on your sandwich? There's nothing quite like it. Not that you numb skulls would have a clue about such things.
They hadn’t heard about it yet!
So I got to tell them all the details.
The manatee that died was in his 40s. They were brothers. It WASN’T rape, they enjoyed it. The Scientists consented. And cause of death was rectal or anal fissures/tears.
my friends were like, “damn…”
When i was a kid i was afraid that there was a button on the keyboard that would make the monitor explode becuase i saw it in a movie
Men can move the chess pieces faster and stronger than women giving an unfair advantage
That's ok, I trust the ~ to do the heavy lifting.
(screaming at pawns) you will never be a real queen!!
If you believe that modern western cultures are not gender biased and this state of affairs is worth preserving, then you are a feminist! You can't deny it because you have just advocated for gender equality.
Cats and ladles is my new catchphrase
I may find them less appealing when they start flying around. Cicadas fly like Asians drive.
Sponge bob is for babies you should do stuff from goku dbz and sourh park thats stuff for grown ups like me please i do like spong bob as child me (years old) but the sjow is too for kids now i do like the part when sonic appears but idont like him killed sonic is badass unlike mario or mickey mouse great video btw i like the end ding
A trip to costco is like hyrule warriors if they replaced the bokoblins with white women
I'll give out an iPhone 14 pro max to anyone that votes!(I'm actually not lying)!
Are they gonna put me in a prison? The prison I paid for with my taxes? Well, I didn't pay them.
my political beliefs align with whichever government produces the most anime twinks. ever since then release of Genshin Impact i have become a fervent support of sending the PLA across the strait to restore a unified China
Holy zit city!
That face on the left needs squeezing. I would put it in a large vice and keep tightening it up until every last bit of pus and oil had been extracted. Then I would sell it to some Chinese as a miracle aphrodisiac ( it might work if they are trying to have sex with whales )
How the hell can anyone walk around with a face like that? I mean fuck, doesn't he see all those FUCKING DISGUSTING ZITS in the mirror? Jesus. Maybe he doesn't own a fucking mirror, yeah, that must be it. Christ, if he did then surely he would have the GODDAMNED DECENT COURTESY to FUCKING POP THOSE FAT FUCKING MAGGOTS out of his FAT DIRTY face. I mean, just fuck. look at that! Fucking juicy pimples bursting at the fucking seams and that retarded asshole just ignores them and walks around in public like its nothing. Its a disgrace I tells ya. Honestly, if i was President I would make it FUCKING ILLEGAL to be seen with FUCKING MAGGOTS ON YOUR FAT FUCKING OILY FACE! Christ yes! I would have them dragged away to containment centers where brutal Nazi SS guards would force their DISGUSTING PIMPLY faces into 'SQUEEZE-O-MATICS", applying literally hundreds of pounds of pressure per square inch, ensuring every last FUCKING drop of MAGGOT juice was SQUEEZED the FUCK OUT!
Only then would they be released back into the public. Along with a good beating and an excessively long and boring lecture about skin hygiene. Fuck yes.
Maybe when Touhou is forgotten Gensokyo will finally be a real place.
Goddamn it, the penis-arm is back again
and my name is Thomas and im using my bros account (again)
I just remembered in middle school I used to be in a “yaoi gang” where we would stand at the top of the playground and yell “YAOI” our rival was the yuri girls who stood at the other playground and yell “YURI” we did this for our whole recess. We where technically all friends though. We traded manga after lunch. Most the yaoi gang turned out to be trans Mascs and the Yuri girls are mainly lesbians so we friends now. Does anyone else have this experience?
I went to this party a long time ago where this group of trust fund kids "filmakers" were paying people assloads of money the whole night to do gross/painful shit. It was back when Jackass/bumfights was really popular and these guys were paying random people at the party to beat each other up, injure themselves, flash tits, fuck on the filthy floor of this frat house basement, they even got some guy to put a floor sander on his dick although lucky for him it didn't do much.
Anyways, one of our friends had brought his homeschooled looking cousin with him and this kid was not dealing well with everything that was going on around him. The whole night he was just like "oh my god I can't believe this! This is so wrong!" and he'd storm out of the room looking like he was going to cry. Then he'd come back 5 minutes later and watch some more lol.
Near the end of the night, one of the money guys was like "who wants to get pissed on?!" and the homeschool cousin ecstatically jumps up and runs to the front of the crowd going "me me me!" I looked over at my friend and he had the most massive :wtf: look on his face. Cousin proceeds to lay on the floor and some chick squats over his head and pisses straight into his mouth, meanwhile 2 dudes are standing on each side of him with their dicks out just pissing all over him. After it's over he hops up with a massive piss eating grin on his face, giggling and looking like he had just won the superbowl. He was just covered head to toe in piss and I've never seen someone so happy. I don't remember exactly what he said afterwards but it was something along the lines of "haha that was funny. I don't mind haha. just jokes!" and then he ran off and jumped in the pool.
Funniest shit I've ever seen in my life.
"wow this fic made me cum like 2 times amazing work! keep writing! youre an inspiration"
It's been 10 months and I still don't know how to feel about this one... it's so specific yet awfully nice with the compliments?
It was on a fic about Tucker Carlson getting topped by the brown m&m so idk is it fully "out of place".
Well, I'm out here at a great distance, & from what you describe & I do believe you... it shouldn't be happening, yet in millions of posts I don't think I've ever seen this. :)
Step 1, gay asian.
This is fucking hilarious and in no way real. Fucking great read 😂
imagine living in gensokyo and ekeing out a living as a farmer in the human village except you’re just outside in the middle of the afternoon and see a fairy made from the american flag that was planted on the moon just kind of t-posing over the horizon like some kind of unknowable trash goblin
When I was young, teens and twenties, adult bookstores and a local park was good for anonymous blow jobs. I managed to slip into a bookstore at 15 and a middle-aged guy blew me in a booth. He met me outside after and said he had a daughter my age and wanted to set me up with her.
*chuckling casually as if to say "there's nobody better at handling a big project and slamming every bit if it into 1 legendary video, and not leave us with cliffhangers and 24hrs+ of time tp watch other stuff and not really worry about it anymore. It turns into a "if I get around to watching it then that's cool but I've got all the hours left in the day to make sure things are handled or not handled depending on what I'm told and It just hits different to get it all wrapped up like a sophomore in highschool who took Std Education classes in freshman year and was forced to see pics of what mens and women's "unfortunate situations" looked like after having sex for the first time and told which STD caused the pictured Man or woman junk that was just shown and told that it's incurable and makes you never able to use your penis again if you ever mess around and let it touch skin to skin with you're girlfriend.
Vintage, finely aged, and authentic cringe. Passionate cringe. They maybe thought they were cool or better but were enjoying themselves.
Not like this new cringe. The lowest common denominator, sub-80 IQ swill on TikTok and Vine. There's no soul in new cringe.
Credit the artist?
If you really want to support an artist just steal their work, create a controversy, and watch their follower count absolutely skyrocket
First r18 art for an anime waifu is like the breaking of a bottle of champagne during ship christening
レイプするなら処女に限るね。
非処女はレイプすると貞操よりも命の心配するからサッパリ萌えない。
その点処女はとにかく貞操の危機感が丸出しでマジ萌える。
処女にレイプでトラウマを与える。 これってある意味芸術。
処女をレイプする時「いただきま〜す」って言う。
「どうぞおあがりなさい」って言ってくれるまで殴る。殴りつづける。
言ってから挿入して精神的には和姦にしてやる。
女にやがて彼氏ができたり家庭を持って子供ができたりした時、
日常生活で食事のたびにレイプでの処女喪失を思い出す。 間違いなく芸術。
挿入後には歌を聞かせてやろう。
クリスマスソングやバースディソングを唄いながらのレイプなんてもう最高。
毎年そのシーズンに処女のままレイプされた事を思い出す。
町中がネオンで輝けば破瓜の痛みが心をチクリ。 これぞ芸術。
Plenty of fanservice no woke bs none of girls are better than boys just straight up hot an attractive girls shooting each other with water good game decent story great replay value for farming many things.
Still waiting on a source that the Sun is a star
We are two girl who know that Dzhokhar (Jahar) Tsarnaev is innocent! We will always support him! Stay strong Jahar! We believe in you! #FreeJahar
2003: I go into a store to find a game,
2023: I go into a game to find a store.
Sad but wormless...
YES! I only just wish that she would use my pathetic beta loser face to wipe her asshole with every time instead of toilet paper ... What could make beta feel more at home and give him a sense of value than that?
O M G ! Is that gigantic cock even real ? That's just so totally unfair .... 13 inches! 13 ! That's 33 centimeters! And it's freaking hard like baseball bat too! Talk about penis envy ! I'm so full envy right now ... Yes, this is really humiliating ... Can't help looking down and feel kind of depressed at the site of my floppy dick lying there all soft and frail. To have something like that must give you so much confidence and stamina! ... Imagine not having all those constant beta performance issues and fears like "Please, please, I hope I can get it up this time" and the dread of very early premature ejaculation like the last time before I even got hard. Penis Humiliation this is ... my dick even shrunk and got more limpy typing this.
YES! I only just wish that she would use my pathetic beta loser face to wipe her asshole with every time instead of toilet paper ... What could make beta feel more at home and give him a sense of value than that?
Every time I hear porn addicts trying to justify their addiction the message is, “Oh it helps me to relax.” Take the online account of a single dad whose six year old son wanted to share his bed in the night after a scary movie, but the dad would refuse so that he could have his session and edge for hours.
There's actually a male drow whore in game you can have sex with and he gets super excited if you suggest super vanilla sex in the missionary position. He explains that all the women he's with are rough and abusive so to him, so that's boring and normal vanilla sex is kinky.
Actual conversation I had with a Japanese friend about this:
"Maybe I should contact a Buddhist temple somewhere in America and mail it to them."
"Why are you trying to do this the Japanese way? Don't Americans have ways of dealing with these things?"
"No."
"What do you guys do with cursed things then?"
"Idk give them to Goodwill?"
I don't respect anybody that hears about bands through people or publications. If you didn't stumble drunk into their live show or blackout and wake up with a crate of stolen records then you didn't really discover them on your own and can't consider yourself a true fan.
my dog is gassy and sits outside my door and farts and then the fart gas seeps in from under the door and then my room smells like dog farts
LMAO 3RD WORLD OS. I love daddy gates and his chad OS.
IM SO SICK OF THE DALE GRIBBLE OS USERS and their giga brains always making me look dumb.
it's not heterosexual fiction unless the heterosexuality is explicitly declared in the text according to currently accepted terminology and in a way that meets the approval of the entire audience (this includes specifically stating that at least the two people this applies to are both identifying with the gender they were assigned at birth, are on opposite ends of the binary gender "spectrum" and are both explicitly described as neither bi nor pan nor poly nor ace nor aro nor anything else but explicitly heterosexual)
I'm really struck by how incredibly weird these things are to be so "animal-like", especially the bilateral symmetry part. It's like, "Hey, you see this kind of odd-looking flower? Well it's actually a lizard. It evolved away its head, grew chloroplasts in its feet and started secreting nectar from its sex organs to attract pollinators. It does everything a flower does, but it's a lizard." It's THAT kind of weird.
he was my friend and they took him they took my friend and he was a good friend
I will award Zelensky most foolish person in the world. where is all that weapons go?
monke: go boom
Why would anyone want a feature that hides the truth from you???
“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho
i am a child of amber. i am a neolithic farmer whose ancestors slew millions of steppe gypsies. you are a rape baby. don't ever fucking call me a mutt again you gypsic norwooding swamp chimp
オナラは誰だってするわ。
アイドルだけでなく、総理大臣や政治家だって人間という生き物だ。
生き物がオナラをするのは当たり前だろ。
You couldn't possibly comprehend how many Youmu pictures i have.
People used to have larger communities to lean upon in such cases, but increasingly they have none outside their immediate family and the schooling/counseling systems are filled with women. It is very easy for young fatherless men to go adrift and get captured in a YouTube grifter's wide net, or even worse decide to pursue the hobby of video game development.