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HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care

Here's mine, I was playing Kingdom Life 2, back in 2019, before my lag hit now in 2022, good ol' days, and another player joined, and we became friends, but she kept roleplaying as my wife and being pregnant and whatnot, and it was kinda annoying, but she kept doing it, but I'm still friends with her, but her account is either deleted or banned now, she's never active.

Game designers aren't making games for the entertainment value. They're in a secret backroom competition to see who can get the biggest download size. AI is the beginning of this competition getting interesting.

”Condensating bitches.”

Bananas are shaped vaguely like penises, so when you pull back skin to reveal the tasty interior it's like peeling back the layers of a man's soul and appreciating his inner self. Bananas are really deep if you think about it.

I found Josh feeding a woman in hijab at a buffet, I asked him, "Why are the farms down?".. And he said something cruel to me, he replied, "We're the balls on the dick"

The founding fathers were failed patrician fascists who worshipped ancient Rome, Adam Smith and English republicans like Algernon Sidney and that moron Locke. They believed that the master race was the rational, intellectual, white "man" who wears a wig and stockings (the origins of trannyism in America). The so-called American revolution was merely an uprising launched by these retarded femboys simply because they personally didn't want to pay a small tax, this thrity Jew like attitude has since come to infect the whole of American male population. What we call the US revolution should really be called the Franco-Anglo War of 1780 and it was the French who made Amerika independent, the founding ''fathers'' would kindly repay this debt by inciting a woke revolution against the French king. The ''revolution'' culminated when the ''fathers'' demolished the articles of confederation, a precursor to 8chan, with their dictatorial federal government and /pol/tards and real communists have been seething ever since.

im littery that meme where shinji sits in his chair

you cant be fucking serious youre gonna dub every single part but shiko shiko shiko im honestly fucking pissed how can a human being this stupid even exist have you ever heard of this thing called continuity you cant just stop subbing at a random ass part for real though

Ordered a Happy Meal and the cashier asked "for a boy or girl?" So I explained for 45 minutes how damaging it is to enforce the gender binary

Ahhhh Ubuntu, my secret love

ITT we rewrite classic bible stories using comments from some site nobody knows

Did that rant make you feel better? Meanwhile the living God, Allah (the true god) > Ilah (false gods). I will be having divine sex with my heavenly female half in eternal gardens while you prostate yourself in front of statues desperately trying to convince people that your cult is coming back while cooming to anime images on /x/, and converting to trannyism as a way to falsely integrate your anima.

Father, mother, source of all creation, the light of the heavens: Allah the greatest.

I wish I was Asian
I wish I looked Asian
I wish I had an Asian name
I wish I could go to an Asian school
I wish I could be a Asian and not a dumb ugly basic stupid annoying awful white bitch! ^_^

I was but a young man innocently listening, wide-eyed, to cutiepie new gf telling me about the violent, abusive, criminal sexual fantasies she has. "Oh wow, OK, yeah, I could give it a try." But all I wanted before then was a cute relationship and twue wuv.

Heyo you beautiful peeps! How are you doing? ☀️

Hope you are ready for another dose of DQN!

Covid has given us exactly zero deadfats. Zero. Very disappointed in the quality of Chinese made viruses. One star.

While FreeBSD can be a powerful operating system, it cannot fix every problem in life.

FreeBSD can be used as a tool to perform tasks such as software development, system administration, and running servers, among others. It provides a reliable and stable platform for various kinds of computing tasks, but it cannot solve personal or emotional problems.

Bless her heart she was amazed at modern things like tv and I don't think really believed in the moon landing.

Ancient Egypt is the longest lasting civilization, one of the most magically advanced, and they were massive coomers. Their gods spill seed all the time in myths to no ill effect.

>>38
My favorite Egyptian myth is the one where Set fucks Horus's thighs, Horus catches Set's cum in his hands and goes to show his mommy Isis, and Isis freaks out and chips off his hands. Then she jerks Horus off into a pot and goes and dumps his cum onto Set's lettuce garden, and when Set eats it, he gets pregnant

Later they stand court in front of Thoth who calls Horus's semen as a witness. It comes out (after talking back to Thoth and asking how it should manifest) from the top of Set's head as a sun disk so dope that Thoth takes it for himself

This is not a shitpost, it is 100% factual. Google "horus lettuce" or something and see for yourself

>>39 Everyone knows that, we learned that in 4th grade at school

Niche mid-00s single topic forums are basically the Poster’s version of the League of Shadows dojo

I recently hired a new employee for my team. Everyone thinks she is a great addition, and she is clearly very talented as demonstrated in her interviews.

The problem came up during on-boarding when we supplied her with her company laptop. She said she would need it configured in a Linux based operating system because her religion does not allow use of Apple or Microsoft owned operating systems. We only currently have hardware configurations for MacOs/Windows and our expectation was that she will use Windows along with the rest of our team.

She says that she can fulfill all job duties without Windows and I am inclined to believe her but corporate policy dictates WINDOWS and my management is not on board with her request for Linux.

What actions can either (1) I take as a manager to protect her rights and get upper management onboard with her religion or (2) I take against her with management for failing to fulfill her job duties?

I've never come across any situation like this and am completely confounded as to how I should handle this.

Man, I hate being cuckolded by fantasy creatures

Then he dates me and tries to move on bc you ruined his life and his relationship with his child and his reputation. You start this single white female act. Changed your whole Cottagecore aesthetic to mimic me. My style. My mannerisms. My jokes. Posting sonic memes bc I’m a sonic voice actor and you grew up in a CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD YOURE LYING ABOUT BEING ETHNICALLY JEWISH AND HAVE NEVER PLAYED A VIDEO GAME BESIDES POCKET CAMP IN YOUR LIFE. Bc you’re fucking insecure and have no personality of your own nothing original or poignant to say all of your “art” is ripped directly from Pinterest and you post Taylor swift lyrics like “woe is me :((“ meanwhile you’re being a psychotic evil bitch and taunting me over social media about fucking up our relationship.

The Phase connect questions are the same ones gunstores give to you before purchasing a fire arm, only with the outcome reversed.

The fact that cozy ui is not the norm is evidence of a vast spiritual sickness in our Society.

As an AI language model, I don't have personal opinions or emotions, and I cannot make value judgments on whether snapd is cringe or based. However, I can provide some information that may help you form your own opinion.

Snapd is a package management system that has both its supporters and detractors. Some people appreciate the ease of use and security features of snaps, while others criticize the larger file sizes and slower startup times compared to traditional package management systems.

The use of snapd and snaps has been controversial in the Linux community, with some users and developers expressing concerns about the potential for vendor lock-in, the impact on system performance, and the control that Canonical (the company behind Ubuntu) has over the snap ecosystem.

On the other hand, some users appreciate the convenience and flexibility of the snap package format, as well as the fact that it allows for easy distribution of software across different Linux distributions.

Ultimately, whether snapd is cringe or based is a matter of personal opinion, and depends on your own experiences and priorities as a Linux user.

While there is often a great deal of rivalry and animosity between different football clubs and their fanbases in Spain, there are also some examples of clubs whose supporters have a more amicable or friendly relationship with each other.

One example is the relationship between Real Sociedad and Athletic Club Bilbao, both of which are based in the Basque Country region of Spain. While the two clubs are often fierce rivals on the pitch, their fans have a tradition of showing respect and solidarity towards each other, based on a shared cultural and regional identity.

Another example is the relationship between Valencia CF and Villarreal CF, two clubs based in the Valencian Community region of Spain. While there is certainly a competitive element to their relationship, the two clubs and their fans have also been known to support each other in certain situations, such as when they both qualified for the Champions League in the same season.

Finally, there are also some instances of friendship or camaraderie between ultras groups or fan clubs of different clubs in Spain, based on shared values or political beliefs. However, these relationships are often complex and can be controversial, as they may involve support for radical or extremist ideologies.

If you’re hooked up to a heart monitor, don’t jerk it. The monitor will alarm us your heart rate rapidly increased and we respond to the “episode” we don’t know/what to respond to.

I like the saying that a "smart contract" is a self-executing bug bounty program.

I think poutine is one of those culinary creations that belie the insidious nature of their component foodstuffs. On one hand, you have French fries, which are not French. And yet, with curds and gravy, this dish that is French in name only, once again becomes French: as it is the national dish of the French Arcadian, the Canadian grenouille, the white flags of the north. But it drops the French in the name! It is no longer French Fries, but Poutine. Is it not incredible that the least French dishes have French in their name, but the most French dishes hide their conceptual original sins from us?

Maybe have a roller coaster that goes around One WTC and call it ‘Ground Zero.’

John!!!! I SEE IT!!!! JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nevermind, it's gone! But still, John, oh John~ !

入り口のところでうんこを圧し切るか糞を抑えながら屁を選り分けてひるだけの機能しかない上に日々シャワーも浴びず拡張してる拓也の不健全な雄膣と、雄から強制的に精を搾り取る機能が前提かつ健常な人生送ってる女の雌膣とじゃ勝負になるわけないんだよね。拓也、そもそも下半身鍛えてないし…

Marsupials have had it too good for too long I say

ooOOooOoOo lesbianism so scary

> anyone who wants Tiktok will just go download it in Wyoming or Idaho etc

Someone needs to setup a nonprofit that will transport a user's phone to a free state and setup TikTok for a modest fee. The nonprofit could use the money to reimburse the women and transgender people who now need to travel to free states for some of their health care.

Defeating Alduin wouldn't even really be all that hard. When he goes to bite you just roll under him and punch him in the balls. While he's huddled over in pain you slice the webbing on his wings to make sure he's forced to stay grounded. Stay just out of melee range and then when he goes to breathe fire at you, quickly dash in and hold his mouth closed so he explodes. As long as he's willing to come out and fight instead of hiding the whole time you don't even need to be dragonborn to defeat him. I could have this wrapped up in a day.

YOU WILL CEASE TO EXIST AS A CLASS.

YOUR SOCIAL EXISTENCE IS NULLIFIED.

THE FORCES OF PRODUCTION MARCH AHEAD AND LEAVE YOU BEHIND.

YOUR SOCIAL CAPITAL IS TERMINATED.

YOUR VOICE IS TERMINATED.

YOU WILL ROT IN THE DUSTBIN OF HISTORY.

CRY. AI MUSIC WILL BE LOUDER LOL!!!!

I had a breakthrough a while ago when I realized that people must be mistaking the word "pronouns" with "hormone replacement therapy" or "HRT." It's really the only thing that makes sense once you think about it.

Example:

"Hey, I'm writing an article about the cool car you built. I don't want to write your name out a bunch because it would make reading the article a little harder and sound repetitive. Can I say stuff like, 'the car she built' or 'her engine is rated at 340 horsepower'?"

And she would be like, "Yeah, of course, that's normal."

BUT if the journalist were like

"Hey, I'm writing an article about the cool car you built. I was wondering if I could inject this medicine into you with these needles to begin to turn you into a man."

I'd expect the response like, "What?! I'm a woman! I know I'm a woman! Everybody knows I'm a woman! I present as a woman!"

So it makes sense to me... when you ask, hey, what are your pronouns, and someone goes, "No! I will not use pronouns! I'm a man! I know I'm a man and everybody knows I'm a man!"

my brother just asked me why im here im not about to explain im way too high

All I can imagine now is two beefy bro looking dudes with their hoods up walking past each other in the park. Their eyes meet. They stop, entranced. Colourful shadows are cast over their faces in the dimming light of the Taiwanese sunset. The wind rustles through the trees, a background score to this beautiful moment. One opens his mouth to speak the first words, many more sure to come soon after.

"You gay bro?"

"Nah bro."

"Oh. Okay bye."

Roll credits to the soulful warbling of Céline Dion.

the antimeal records

I am a young male, fresh outta high school, and I have a close female friend that I spend a lot of time with. Nothing more than that, I have a girlfriend who is also actually best friends with her. The three of us have hung out together on many many occasions and known each other for years, we're the few people from high school who still hang out regularly. I get along with this girl very, very well. She's almost like my sister, I really love her and our friendship. But, the problem is, she is insanely hot. Incredibly attractive, and with a bubbly, flirtatious personality to boot. She's got it, and she knows it, and she flaunts it. We have flirted a lot in the past, but she does this with everyone, and it really is harmless for the most part. But, I guess, I have to admit I am very, very attracted to her physically.

Being such good friends, and best friends with my girlfriend, we've lived in close quarters before. Hell, she even lived with me and my girlfriend for a few months. I remember trying to get a peek at her when she'd take a shower occasionally. Never was I lucky to get a good look. But there were a few other occasions, which I still look back on regularly. The first was when she was still living with us, and she was dealing with various, horrible illnesses. She was always sick and had a lot of problems with her 'insides'.. She had to get a colonoscopy at one point, and in preparation, the doctors gave her some drink pumped with laxatives and some other insane shit so she could cleanse her systems before going under. This is probably a good time to mention I have a really intense fart/scat fetish.. you might know where this is headed. One morning, after drinking a whole bottle of the stuff, she awoke moaning and groaning. I was getting ready for work and I knew what this meant. She had already made it clear what she was doing and to excuse her constant trips to the toilet. But this morning was bad. She was clearly in a lot of pain and discomfort, stumbling to the toilet with a strained look on her face. She glanced at me with shame as she closed the door. I quickly headed out side, my partner still sleeping, and went around the back of the house to where the window to the toilet was. I stood beside this window while my friend painfully and shamelessly relieved herself, grunting and swearing as she painted the bowl with her shit. It sounded horrific. She was making all sorts of noises, from both orifices, cursing herself and the relentless storm of shit continued. I have never been so aroused in my entire life. I started masturbating right there, around the side of the house, outside the window. I still feel a lot of disgust and shame for that memory, but I look back on it regularly, and it always gets me hard instantly. I know this probably sounds absolutely putrid to you readers, but as someone who, for some reason, is attracted to this kind of thing, this was literally a page out of my book of fantasies. I was blown away, to share such an intimate, animalistic moment with someone so close, and so fucking hot.

>>65
Would be a better story without the first ten words

There is a concept called the KISS principle. An acronym for “Keep it simple, stupid!” In short, it says things should be kept as simple as possible, since complexity increases potential points of failure. This is especially important in manufacturing, where unneeded complexity can also increase the cost to create an item. As changing motor direction would need another system to tell the motor when to change direction, a design team will always favor a one way crankshaft system over a driveshaft when reciprocating motion is needed.

Now that we know for sure the machine uses a crankshaft, Satori can jam it with one of her dildos. Then she can safely twist around and break the thin chains holding her abdomen belt in place.

Satori now has her hands, neck, and upper body free, and the machine is disabled, but the waist belt and ankle restraints still hold her in place. The bar of metal holding down the abdomen belt is thin, but we can’t break it with leverage as it is. There would just be too much space to effectively leverage against it sideways, especially when she’s in such an awkward position for applying force. Leveraging vertically is out of the question because of the round pipe. We could try taking out the dildo that’s jamming the machine but there isn’t enough space to fit both dildo rods in the bar.

However, it isn’t over yet. We still have one more tool left to use. The belt she broke off is still wrapped around her. After sliding it over her head she can place it in the hole to fill in the gap between the dildo rod and the pipe, and effectively leverage to break the restraint holding her waist down! She’s now free to stand up, with only the ankle restraints left, but these can now easily be broken with the same method we used to break the arm restraints.

Will her full body free she can break the rod her third eye is wrapped around, and walk away!

メンヘラがインド行くとやばい

Yoo Margaret Thatcher the cum snacher

Not just a joke, my good friend. Just pure bueno lit analysis. Danganronpa really is stuffed to the gills with Biblical undertones. The Makoto Christ figure thing in the OG post isn’t a coincidence and only gets more apparent in 2. V3 flat out tells you its Biblical inspiration.

Table of contents :
Contents
Notes on Contributors
List of Figures
Introduction: The Changing Fortunes of Blackpool
1 Blackpool’s History: Facts and Figures
2 Blackpool as a Northern Town
3 Blackpool as the Ultimate Seaside Resort
4 Music and Cinema in and About Blackpool
Chapters Description
Works Cited
Of Other, Gendered Spaces: The Presence of Blackpool in Hindle Wakes,A Taste of Honey and Bhaji on the Beach
1 Blackpool as a Real Location: The Realist Impulse
2 Blackpool as a Gendered Heterotopia
3 A Question of Clothes, and a Lesson in Feminism
4 Conclusions
References
A Weekend in Purgatory: Blackpool in Away and Bob’s Weekend
1 Blackpool as Purgatory
2 Blackpool’s Purgatorial Services
3 The Surreal/Real Space of Blackpool
4 Blackpool as a Liminal Space
5 The Chronotope of the Purgatory-Space of Blackpool
6 The End of the Holiday
7 Conclusion
Works Cited
Blackpool Fantasy Narrative in Bob’s Weekend,The Harry Hill Movie and Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
1 Blackpool Films and the Problem of Authenticity
Bob’s Weekend
The Harry Hill Movie
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
2 Conclusions
Works Cited
Nostalgia and Simulacra: Blackpool in Song
1 Nostalgic Nationalism: Freedom, Conformity and Decline
2 Fakeness, Artifice and Englishness
3 Carnivalesque and the Spirit of Punk
4 Conclusions
Works Cited
Blackpool’s Live Music Rollercoaster: From Uncle Tom’s Cabin to the Waterloo Music Bar
1 The Past and Future of British Music Venues
2 The Beginnings and the Golden Age of Live Music in Blackpool
3 The 1980s and the Period of the Decline
4 Conclusions
Works Cited
This Sore and Broken Blackpool Legacy, or the Enduring Appeal of Punk Rock in Blackpool
1 Blackpool and Punk
2 The Story of Simon Morris
3 Conclusions
Works Cited
‘It’s Grime Up North’: The Phenomenon of Blackpool Grime
1 Grime
2 A Short Timeline of Blackpool Grime
3 Critical Reception
4 Reaction Videos and Participatory Music-Making
5 Conclusion
Works Cited
Index

I once lived on a desolate Colorado mountaintop with a lesbian cleaning service manager who believed her clients were Illuminati members, and that she and all females were secretly gods. It was really unclear to me how she could lower herself to scrub the toilets of businessmen with that attitude. When I offered to work with her team for a day, I figured it out immediately: she did none of the work herself.

There's a reason one of the earliest fleshed out Kuritan characters, Minobu Tetsuhara, was black. They wanted to show the Inner Sphere was a diverse place, even in a land of stereotypes like the early Draconis Combine. House Kurita isn't space Japan, it's House Kurita, and they were founded by a diverse group of weeaboos who thought returning to Samurai feudal society was the best way to conquer space.

game becomes a one-handed challenge the moment terra joins ur party

I'm sorry, did I just learn there's one specific person in Ohio with an impossibly massive viral load of a unique covid variant that we only know about because they're pissing so much of it into the local sewers it shows up as a graph outlier like fuckin Viruses Georg

Wow, that'd be UNF af!
Imagine you having tender sex with a pretty balloon while inserting you dick inside the balloon mouth and hump it until you cum inside !
Perfect blend of cute with lewd~

Only poor people are cringe, they are now super wealthy that makes them eccentric.

I'm not saying I'm on the verge of a massive breakdown, but I am thinking about replaying the entire Mass Effect series.

While everyone likes to keep it pretty casual in Gensokyo, its absolutely a social faux pas to not explode after losing a danmaku battle.

If you don't explode after a battle, it's expected for you to "make amends" to the other party. You can do this by going to their house, apologizing with a deep bow, and then immediately combusting in a fiery blast.

Reminds me of the time I was called into the HR office because of my erection at work, I told her it was because I just woke up. She still fired me, which was fair it was 3 o clock in the afternoon.

the art that used to be sourced to korea is now a job taken by a computer. unethical

It's a special isolation chamber. The subject pulls levers to receive food and water. The floor can become electrified, and showers of icy water randomly fall on the subject. I need the money to buy a baby to raise in the box until the age of thirty. My theory is that the subject will be socially maladjusted and will harbor a deep resentment towards me.

9/11 america news flash drinking dog cum is a cure for aspbergers!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! but if u dont post this comment to 10 vids in the next 911 minutes u will be cursed with assburger forever

Who is 2GO and why is he a god? Seriously, I want to know.

People who walk two abreast on the sidewalk in busy downtowns should be sentenced to spend the rest of their lives in prison working for 1¢/hour at a Perdue meat packing and rehabilitation facility. If they walk three abreast, the sentence will carry to their children, four abreast to their children's children, and so forth. If your parents (or parent's parents as appropriate etc.) walked abreast on the sidewalk in Midtown Manhattan, you are forbidden to marry someone unless their parents also walked abreast in Copley Square or something until your lineage has lived out this sentence. It won't be difficult to comply because you'll be confined to Perdue meat packing and rehabilitation facilities where most prospective romantic interests will be in the same situation as you, possibly even third generation workers who were born in a Perudue camp and have known no other life. Unique linguistic dialects and cultural norms will develop within the Perdue camps. Abreasters will resent their ancestors who stood still in a large tour group off Broad and Market to take pictures of Philadelphia City Hall. They will count the generations. This will be the seventh generation. The first in the family line to not be bound to Perdue as an Abreaster. Free to leave. Free to marry whoever they want. All of their parents hopes, nay the hopes of the community, lay on this child to see the outside world. To tell the world of the horrid treatment of Abreasters, campaign for the abolition of Perdue Meat Packing and Rehabilitation Camps. But she is so young. She feels the weight of the world on her shoulders. She knows nothing of the outside world or how to live in it. She brings with her only the pennies her parents and grandparents had been paid over seven generations of labor. And when she leaves.... She will never again see her family or her friends, the world she has known... The people who speak her language and share her culture. She wonders if the abolition of the camps will mean the end of Perdue English, or folk games like Meatscotch, and beloved dishes like Chicken Head Stew.

Yet still, the sun shines bright in the blue sky outside. The trees are green. The city is bustling with life. Her word for every animal she sees is "chicken." She has culture shock. She is a very hard worker. She is very careful to never walk next to another person. When people notice, they believe it is a sign that the anti-abreastment laws are effective at rehabilitating abreasters. Pedestrian traffic since the passage of the Sidewalks for Everyone Act has been quick and efficient. She doesn't even know where to start with advocating for reform. She doesn't know how the government works. She has no education on anything but meat packing. She finds a job at a Whole Foods warehouse following instructions from an app to pack groceries for delivery to Amazon Prime customers. She lives alone. She tries fresh strawberries for the first time in her life. She is terrified that eating them raw will make her sick but it turns out to be safe. She tries to eat a raw potato and has less success. The strawberries were sweet. Juice runs down her chin. She wishes her parents could taste this.

G.G.: So fucking what if they are.They all deal with my own personal realities.Let me tell you this,there are a lot of fucking women bitches on this earth who deserve to be raped and tortured.I'm sick of all your fucking lame woman's rights fuckheads always crying about shit.If you want to be an equal,fucking be an equal.But if a man fucks a young girl it's rape.If a woman fucks a young boy,she's considered lucky.If a woman slaps a child,it's discipline.If a man slaps a child,it's child abuse.So fuck off with all your woman's rights garbage.It's the bitches who seem to have all the rights.Just like a nigger...yes I said nigger.They use it on themselves and so will I,so fuck off.If they want equal right they had better stop pointing a finger and feeling sorry for themselves 'cause when they say the white man owes them this and owes them that for what has happened in the past,that's a fucking weak coward.When they want to talk that shit I've got something for them all...a fucking bullet in the head.Be strong or be dead.I hate a sniveling coward.

Do you think aliens will ever make songs for humans like “don’t jump into the fusion reactor” or ” stop poisoning your chakras with hate and pride”

actual gay sex is less homoerotic than this

Transgender people, who call themselves Khawaja Siras, have always enjoyed a special status on the Indian subcontinent. For five years, Pakistan enjoyed one of the most progressive laws in the world, recognising the existence of a "third gender". But this law has just been amended. The issue of transgender rights also made headlines late last year when the Pakistani film "Joyland", the story of a love story with a transgender erotic theatre dancer, was shortlisted for the Oscars.

Eating monkeys is prohibited in Islam. According to Shia hadith, metamorphosed animals to which a disobedient, irreverent, or arrogant pre-Islamic nation was converted as a punishment, such as (apes and monkeys) are prohibited.

This is less of a "bitching about students" but more of "correcting a fellow student's bad behavior". But it does at least include professor-student interaction and should give you hope: people who are bad at technology can be trained! In a group of CS and Engineering majors we had one friend who was absolutely horrible with computers. As in "learned the hard way that when we tell him to delete system32.exe, we're joking" bad at computers.

One day in the dorms he leaves his computer unattended in one of our rooms for a good 24 hours and we decide to teach him a lesson about security. We try to figure out what harmless but obnoxious thing we can do. Eventually we decide to change his system start up/shut down sound. That little jingle that Windows plays when the OS starts up or turns off? We replaced it. With Charlie the Unicorn. The audio track of entire first cartoon would play out every time his system would turn on or off. Cue us laughing our ass off the next time he wakes up his system.

Still, he continued on his blissful ways and satisfied himself with just staring daggers at us while we sniggered until one day he comes in and notice that something's different. His computer boots up with the standard beep. Turns out while he was in the front row taking notes in a history lecture his computer's battery died. The professor didn't mind students using laptops, or technology quietly, but if a phone went off, or in this case a computer goes off, he would stop his lecture and stare at the offending student until the situation was resolved.

So here he is, in the front row of the class, panicking too much to think to try to mute the system (if that will even turn off the system jingle midway), trying to muffle his laptop with his butt while also trying not to sit too hard on it and crush it, while the entire class silently stares at and judges him while Charlie the Unicorn plays. That was finally enough to get him out of his comfortable rut and learn how to fix the problem.

After that he now listens to us about security and is halfway decent at trying to fix his own solutions before asking us for help these days! He's still utter technobane and comes up with the weirdest problems, but he at least tries and sometimes even solves them himself.

Shame there's about a zillion ethical and practical reasons you can't give your students similar harmless but humiliating treatments, but I'm hoping you'll enjoy the story of a person who was "bad at computers" in a post 2000 world being taught to be less bad.

I'm sure this is controversial but wild mice and rats do not deserve mercy. They will not offer you any mercy and this is a struggle of equals. Your human pride may make you think you are in a position to offer mercy but you are wrong. You are evenly matched and it is total war.

>>90
Everybody knows khwaja siras are hermephrodites. Call them trans and they’ll slap you across the jaw.

i told this story at work otday, once at taco bell the guy at the drive through said, "that will be 795 pennies :) please" and i involuntarily said "fuck you" and was so embarrassed i just drove off

1-Day chink Breaking: The Chill Time Method - Strip it, spray it with a hose, and leave in it a walk-in freezer for 30-90 minutes at -5c. Then cuddle with it and rub your hands all over it to warm it back up. Repeat this 3-5 times and you'll break any gook. They will be so thankful to fuck you instead of getting chill time. - some of these slants get front bite quicker than others, unless you want to cut pieces off it, check on it every 15 minutes for signs of fingers/toes

I’d rape the will to live out of the stupid gook, she’ll end up a drug addicted prostitute before she can no longer live with it taking her own life!

I’d love to see what her hot pussy looks like.

Someone needs to just yank her by the hair and face plant her into the table. Smack up those milk cow jugs to tenderize them. This bitch is on the menu for the ultimate family gangbang set meal to share with the bois

>>96
>>97
You need to take your meds

‘hit me on the cordless’new thing to say

I don't know if you've ever read Homestuck, but there's a gimmick where some of the characters can use their chat clients to communicate with future and past versions of themselves. The letter P or F is appended to their handle's abbreviation to differentiate which is which, so you can tell when carcinoGeneticist (CG) is talking to Future carcinoGeneticist (FCG) or Past carcinoGeneticist (PCG).

In one scene, CG talks to the future version of the character whose handle is arachnidsGrip.

The fact that it's an abbreviation doesn't actually make it better.

right now I am sitting at my computer and not giving a fucking fuck if a billionaire dies screaming in a tin can at the bottom of the ocean. Kinda funny actually, Video game controller kek.

It would have been so funny if he lived, kicked Bowser, and said, "Road House." xD

me n ur mum rhythmically unclogged toilets tgether eevryt day

nursing mentors will tell you the most insane stories while both of y’all are eating together. i was eating with mine and she was eating wendy’s and she was like i remember one time they wheeled in this 500lb homeless woman in the camping chair they found her sitting in from the wendy’s parking lot where she’d been sat for 4 days. they cut off her clothes and then they tried to pull off her left boot and then her leg flesh up to the shin came off with it alongside her entire tibia and fibula, so her leg looked like a chicken drumstick where someone had only eaten the bottom. a torrent of maggots fell from her knee stump and the boot. my mentor, in utter shock, slowly turned the boot to look at the inside and saw nothing but black necrotic tissue, maggots eating it, and an almost fully skeletonized foot. she remembers how the woman’s liquified fat sloshed around at the bottom. She then looked up into the woman’s boneless lower leg, like a deboned chicken wing, and saw her patella and the distal end of the femur, also black and crawling with maggots. she said that she was so lucky to be practically anosmic because what little she could smell was horrendous. the patient, not being able to see over her own belly, asked, “it is bad?” after everyone in the room groaned and tried to keep their composure. the patient had severe untreated diabetes, she couldn’t feel a thing. they immediately prepped her for the operating room for an above the knee amputation.

I was super confused reading the comments cos I wasn't able to figure out which side the people saying "no, they were actually Jewish" were on

If you show signs of neurodivergence they give you three of these and a weapons integration problem

Just as there are men who want to be women or women who want to be men, these people have the right to do with their appearance and I want to be an adorable and huggable satyr and I have faith that my wish will be fulfilled in heaven, my body, my appearance and my decision and I hope that my family will accept me at least with time

oh man i figured people lost interest in that the moment i stopped posting

i posted a big spiel abt how fascists killed it and everything lmfao

dqn is a term that transl8s roughly to “dumbass” or “idiot”, /dqn/ is a board on 4-ch.net, a western textboard, that served the same purpose as /b/ on 4chan, but with no images, based on textboards like 2ch.

that’s where i scraped a lot of the sjis art from, as well as smaller text boards that are either no longer around or aren’t active enough to justify linking. 4-ch.net is still around, but i dunno about the smaller boards since i don’t check up on those very often?

if you do check those sites out be careful, they’re filled with *chan types and probably has tons of upsetting content

Hey, you're the one claiming you only need 32 gigs of RAM to run an Electron app.

As someone who uses Teams on his work laptop with 32 gigs, no, it is absolutely not enough. Any extra RAM you add will be reallocated from less important applications such as Visual Studio in order to feed the beast, and it will still crash your video driver when you resize the window so you get kicked out of the decisive product demo for your million plus client, forcing you to hard reset and reboot which takes 17 minutes on your shitty antivirus addled laptop before rejecting your password because you haven't connected to the VPN in 3 weeks while the customer googles your competitors.

Fuck Electron.

They better hurry up building such androids so i can finally get laid

"Eat the bugs."
"No they're cool."

No they were turned to meat paste. Likely cooked and then extruded through the cracks and crevices in the hull. So basically the human equivalent of a hot dog.

I need a woman! Not a fucking little girl with a fucking dysfunctional cunt. I need a fucking woman. (panting) I don't need medication. You need a fucking bat in the side of the head. All right? How 'bout that? You need a fucking doctor. You need a fucking brain transplant. You need a fucking, you need a fucking soul. I need medication. I need someone who treats me like a man, like a human being. With kindness, who understands what gratitude is, because I fucking bend over backwards with my balls in a knot to do it all for her and she gives me shit, like a fucking sour look or says I'm mean. Mean? What the fuck is that? This is mean! Get it? You get it now? What mean is? Get it? (panting) You fucking don't care about me. I'm having a hard time, and you fucking yank the rug, you bitch, you fucking selfish bitch. (panting) Don't you dare hang up on me.

Pinkoski is a Seventh-day Adventist, a devoted disciple of Ron Wyatt, and believes in the imminent second coming of Jesus Christ. I'm not quick to disparage religious individuals (churches are another matter), but by more than one account Pinkoski has established himself near the lunatic fringe of Christianity. Even his own church has dismissed many of the beliefs that Pinkoski doggedly espouses.

Which makes it all the more amusing to view Pinkoski's detailed drawings of naked little girls, spread eagle sorceresses, and throbbing cocks slipping in and out of dripping cunts. Pinkoski won't even acknowledge the existence of these comics today, but we all know what you did last summer, Jim.

I don’t think a game about killing satanic minions should have much care about current political affairs.

I don’t know about you guys but I personally enjoy being shafted by all the companies profiteering. It feels like I’m really part of something special and struggling to afford to live, even after cancelling my Netflix, has been super fun.

Me when I get to see the cute girl's panties: HELL YEAH
Me when the cute girl talks about the negative effects of suburbia and single family houses: HELL YEAH

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper

bracha for flag burning on the 4th

בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה אַדֹנָ-י אֱ-לֹהֵינוּ מֶלֶךְ הָעוֹלָם אֲשֶׁר קִדְּשָׁנוּ בְּמִצְוֹתָיו וְצִוָּנוּ לְהַשְׁמִיד אֱלִילִים

baruch atah HaShem Elokeinu Melech Ha'Olam asher kidshanu b'mitzvotav v'tzivanu lahashmid elilim

Blessed are you, the Lord our God, Sovereign of the Universe, Who has sanctified us with your commandments, and commanded us to destroy idols.