im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s
HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care
Cats and ladles is my new catchphrase
I may find them less appealing when they start flying around. Cicadas fly like Asians drive.
Sponge bob is for babies you should do stuff from goku dbz and sourh park thats stuff for grown ups like me please i do like spong bob as child me (years old) but the sjow is too for kids now i do like the part when sonic appears but idont like him killed sonic is badass unlike mario or mickey mouse great video btw i like the end ding
A trip to costco is like hyrule warriors if they replaced the bokoblins with white women
I'll give out an iPhone 14 pro max to anyone that votes!(I'm actually not lying)!
Are they gonna put me in a prison? The prison I paid for with my taxes? Well, I didn't pay them.
my political beliefs align with whichever government produces the most anime twinks. ever since then release of Genshin Impact i have become a fervent support of sending the PLA across the strait to restore a unified China
Holy zit city!
That face on the left needs squeezing. I would put it in a large vice and keep tightening it up until every last bit of pus and oil had been extracted. Then I would sell it to some Chinese as a miracle aphrodisiac ( it might work if they are trying to have sex with whales )
How the hell can anyone walk around with a face like that? I mean fuck, doesn't he see all those FUCKING DISGUSTING ZITS in the mirror? Jesus. Maybe he doesn't own a fucking mirror, yeah, that must be it. Christ, if he did then surely he would have the GODDAMNED DECENT COURTESY to FUCKING POP THOSE FAT FUCKING MAGGOTS out of his FAT DIRTY face. I mean, just fuck. look at that! Fucking juicy pimples bursting at the fucking seams and that retarded asshole just ignores them and walks around in public like its nothing. Its a disgrace I tells ya. Honestly, if i was President I would make it FUCKING ILLEGAL to be seen with FUCKING MAGGOTS ON YOUR FAT FUCKING OILY FACE! Christ yes! I would have them dragged away to containment centers where brutal Nazi SS guards would force their DISGUSTING PIMPLY faces into 'SQUEEZE-O-MATICS", applying literally hundreds of pounds of pressure per square inch, ensuring every last FUCKING drop of MAGGOT juice was SQUEEZED the FUCK OUT!
Only then would they be released back into the public. Along with a good beating and an excessively long and boring lecture about skin hygiene. Fuck yes.
Maybe when Touhou is forgotten Gensokyo will finally be a real place.
Goddamn it, the penis-arm is back again
and my name is Thomas and im using my bros account (again)
I just remembered in middle school I used to be in a “yaoi gang” where we would stand at the top of the playground and yell “YAOI” our rival was the yuri girls who stood at the other playground and yell “YURI” we did this for our whole recess. We where technically all friends though. We traded manga after lunch. Most the yaoi gang turned out to be trans Mascs and the Yuri girls are mainly lesbians so we friends now. Does anyone else have this experience?
I went to this party a long time ago where this group of trust fund kids "filmakers" were paying people assloads of money the whole night to do gross/painful shit. It was back when Jackass/bumfights was really popular and these guys were paying random people at the party to beat each other up, injure themselves, flash tits, fuck on the filthy floor of this frat house basement, they even got some guy to put a floor sander on his dick although lucky for him it didn't do much.
Anyways, one of our friends had brought his homeschooled looking cousin with him and this kid was not dealing well with everything that was going on around him. The whole night he was just like "oh my god I can't believe this! This is so wrong!" and he'd storm out of the room looking like he was going to cry. Then he'd come back 5 minutes later and watch some more lol.
Near the end of the night, one of the money guys was like "who wants to get pissed on?!" and the homeschool cousin ecstatically jumps up and runs to the front of the crowd going "me me me!" I looked over at my friend and he had the most massive :wtf: look on his face. Cousin proceeds to lay on the floor and some chick squats over his head and pisses straight into his mouth, meanwhile 2 dudes are standing on each side of him with their dicks out just pissing all over him. After it's over he hops up with a massive piss eating grin on his face, giggling and looking like he had just won the superbowl. He was just covered head to toe in piss and I've never seen someone so happy. I don't remember exactly what he said afterwards but it was something along the lines of "haha that was funny. I don't mind haha. just jokes!" and then he ran off and jumped in the pool.
Funniest shit I've ever seen in my life.
"wow this fic made me cum like 2 times amazing work! keep writing! youre an inspiration"
It's been 10 months and I still don't know how to feel about this one... it's so specific yet awfully nice with the compliments?
It was on a fic about Tucker Carlson getting topped by the brown m&m so idk is it fully "out of place".
Well, I'm out here at a great distance, & from what you describe & I do believe you... it shouldn't be happening, yet in millions of posts I don't think I've ever seen this. :)
Step 1, gay asian.
This is fucking hilarious and in no way real. Fucking great read 😂
imagine living in gensokyo and ekeing out a living as a farmer in the human village except you’re just outside in the middle of the afternoon and see a fairy made from the american flag that was planted on the moon just kind of t-posing over the horizon like some kind of unknowable trash goblin
When I was young, teens and twenties, adult bookstores and a local park was good for anonymous blow jobs. I managed to slip into a bookstore at 15 and a middle-aged guy blew me in a booth. He met me outside after and said he had a daughter my age and wanted to set me up with her.
*chuckling casually as if to say "there's nobody better at handling a big project and slamming every bit if it into 1 legendary video, and not leave us with cliffhangers and 24hrs+ of time tp watch other stuff and not really worry about it anymore. It turns into a "if I get around to watching it then that's cool but I've got all the hours left in the day to make sure things are handled or not handled depending on what I'm told and It just hits different to get it all wrapped up like a sophomore in highschool who took Std Education classes in freshman year and was forced to see pics of what mens and women's "unfortunate situations" looked like after having sex for the first time and told which STD caused the pictured Man or woman junk that was just shown and told that it's incurable and makes you never able to use your penis again if you ever mess around and let it touch skin to skin with you're girlfriend.
Vintage, finely aged, and authentic cringe. Passionate cringe. They maybe thought they were cool or better but were enjoying themselves.
Not like this new cringe. The lowest common denominator, sub-80 IQ swill on TikTok and Vine. There's no soul in new cringe.
Credit the artist?
If you really want to support an artist just steal their work, create a controversy, and watch their follower count absolutely skyrocket
First r18 art for an anime waifu is like the breaking of a bottle of champagne during ship christening
レイプするなら処女に限るね。
非処女はレイプすると貞操よりも命の心配するからサッパリ萌えない。
その点処女はとにかく貞操の危機感が丸出しでマジ萌える。
処女にレイプでトラウマを与える。 これってある意味芸術。
処女をレイプする時「いただきま〜す」って言う。
「どうぞおあがりなさい」って言ってくれるまで殴る。殴りつづける。
言ってから挿入して精神的には和姦にしてやる。
女にやがて彼氏ができたり家庭を持って子供ができたりした時、
日常生活で食事のたびにレイプでの処女喪失を思い出す。 間違いなく芸術。
挿入後には歌を聞かせてやろう。
クリスマスソングやバースディソングを唄いながらのレイプなんてもう最高。
毎年そのシーズンに処女のままレイプされた事を思い出す。
町中がネオンで輝けば破瓜の痛みが心をチクリ。 これぞ芸術。
Plenty of fanservice no woke bs none of girls are better than boys just straight up hot an attractive girls shooting each other with water good game decent story great replay value for farming many things.
Still waiting on a source that the Sun is a star
We are two girl who know that Dzhokhar (Jahar) Tsarnaev is innocent! We will always support him! Stay strong Jahar! We believe in you! #FreeJahar
2003: I go into a store to find a game,
2023: I go into a game to find a store.
Sad but wormless...
YES! I only just wish that she would use my pathetic beta loser face to wipe her asshole with every time instead of toilet paper ... What could make beta feel more at home and give him a sense of value than that?
O M G ! Is that gigantic cock even real ? That's just so totally unfair .... 13 inches! 13 ! That's 33 centimeters! And it's freaking hard like baseball bat too! Talk about penis envy ! I'm so full envy right now ... Yes, this is really humiliating ... Can't help looking down and feel kind of depressed at the site of my floppy dick lying there all soft and frail. To have something like that must give you so much confidence and stamina! ... Imagine not having all those constant beta performance issues and fears like "Please, please, I hope I can get it up this time" and the dread of very early premature ejaculation like the last time before I even got hard. Penis Humiliation this is ... my dick even shrunk and got more limpy typing this.
YES! I only just wish that she would use my pathetic beta loser face to wipe her asshole with every time instead of toilet paper ... What could make beta feel more at home and give him a sense of value than that?
Every time I hear porn addicts trying to justify their addiction the message is, “Oh it helps me to relax.” Take the online account of a single dad whose six year old son wanted to share his bed in the night after a scary movie, but the dad would refuse so that he could have his session and edge for hours.
There's actually a male drow whore in game you can have sex with and he gets super excited if you suggest super vanilla sex in the missionary position. He explains that all the women he's with are rough and abusive so to him, so that's boring and normal vanilla sex is kinky.
Actual conversation I had with a Japanese friend about this:
"Maybe I should contact a Buddhist temple somewhere in America and mail it to them."
"Why are you trying to do this the Japanese way? Don't Americans have ways of dealing with these things?"
"No."
"What do you guys do with cursed things then?"
"Idk give them to Goodwill?"
I don't respect anybody that hears about bands through people or publications. If you didn't stumble drunk into their live show or blackout and wake up with a crate of stolen records then you didn't really discover them on your own and can't consider yourself a true fan.
my dog is gassy and sits outside my door and farts and then the fart gas seeps in from under the door and then my room smells like dog farts
LMAO 3RD WORLD OS. I love daddy gates and his chad OS.
IM SO SICK OF THE DALE GRIBBLE OS USERS and their giga brains always making me look dumb.
it's not heterosexual fiction unless the heterosexuality is explicitly declared in the text according to currently accepted terminology and in a way that meets the approval of the entire audience (this includes specifically stating that at least the two people this applies to are both identifying with the gender they were assigned at birth, are on opposite ends of the binary gender "spectrum" and are both explicitly described as neither bi nor pan nor poly nor ace nor aro nor anything else but explicitly heterosexual)
I'm really struck by how incredibly weird these things are to be so "animal-like", especially the bilateral symmetry part. It's like, "Hey, you see this kind of odd-looking flower? Well it's actually a lizard. It evolved away its head, grew chloroplasts in its feet and started secreting nectar from its sex organs to attract pollinators. It does everything a flower does, but it's a lizard." It's THAT kind of weird.
he was my friend and they took him they took my friend and he was a good friend
I will award Zelensky most foolish person in the world. where is all that weapons go?
monke: go boom
Why would anyone want a feature that hides the truth from you???
“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho
i am a child of amber. i am a neolithic farmer whose ancestors slew millions of steppe gypsies. you are a rape baby. don't ever fucking call me a mutt again you gypsic norwooding swamp chimp
オナラは誰だってするわ。
アイドルだけでなく、総理大臣や政治家だって人間という生き物だ。
生き物がオナラをするのは当たり前だろ。
You couldn't possibly comprehend how many Youmu pictures i have.
People used to have larger communities to lean upon in such cases, but increasingly they have none outside their immediate family and the schooling/counseling systems are filled with women. It is very easy for young fatherless men to go adrift and get captured in a YouTube grifter's wide net, or even worse decide to pursue the hobby of video game development.
Odd's are I will not like you & by default will hate you until i'm given a reason not to. I come here (plus many other places) simply to kill my faith in humanity when ever I feel it regaining or to help justify my hatred in people. Though I see most (if not all) of you as scum beneath my boots, I am no hypocrite. I will not treat you poorly unless provoked, in which case turn-about is fair play & you will learn the internet's harshest lesson.Don't troll the superior troll.
I don't understand why you all didn't refuse to play with Paladin/Warlock as soon as he mentioned Hitler. I would immediately have left the table as soon as the DM capitulated and allowed it. Honestly, even just allowing it and the rape and the pedophilia to happen would have been way more than enough for me to walk away and never play with DM again. I mean I guess I do get it though, you're all permissive and like your D&D "edgy". Cool beans, bro.
I love Hannah Stone so much she is the perfect woman, tall, foreign accent, tattoos, severely autistic.
You mechanical keyboard typing Vim using pieces of shit. You sit there with your map filter and reduce and think your FP gods. Give me a for loop and I'll hack that shit together in an hour. Whats a monad anyway? Noone can explain what they are. Lenses are nothing but glorified getters. Monad is just a cute name for flatMap and applictive functors are just fucking stupid. Why don't you pattern match my fist all over your faces?
>You go on IRC and you scan the channel list, and you say "Oh, I know what that group is about, because I see the channel label." And you go into the group, you will also almost invariably find that it's about sex talk as well. Not necessarily overt. But that is always in scope in human conversations, according to Bion. That is one basic pattern that groups can always devolve into, away from the sophisticated purpose and towards one of these basic purposes.
This actually happened to me the other day. I wandered into one of the linux mint channels on libera.chat the other day and found the conversation monopolized by some guy who would not shut about about perverted stuff, and how perverted he is, and how he is also an ABDL. Apparently he was some sort of persistent conversation monopolizer there who gets banned all the time.
> Why the fuck does the small anime girl have access to at least 12 artillery pieces
She is in the angel school student council. Hope that suffices as an explanation
Indoor Americans think a sexuality means you want to fuck at all hours of the day, because of the gooner indoor Americans have zero chill
It's very natural to need an emotional connection to want to bone. It's also natural to just want to bone. Behold; two genders
Ah yes... Just keep eating your bovine and porcine toppings. You dull slug. You actually enjoy yourself while eating an entire pizza to your self, don't you? I bet you order ranch, or, even worse, "marinara" "sauce", (even though it is already on the pizza. That is like ordering bread sticks. Bread is already in the pizza. Maybe request that the cook sprinkles some cheese and marinara on your breadsticks before putting it in the oven huh? You worm ), certainly don't try toppings like chicken, spinach, tomato, red pepper slices, oregano, onions, feta, with a white garlic sauce... You don't know anything about ordering pizza, in my opinion. And I know a lot about pizza. I was in the industry for a very long time... Maybe ask the guy making your pizza to put together his most artful pizza, and letting it be a glorious surprise. How many times could you have squeezed in ecstacy like those pigs you love to eat so much...
First I was in a generic modern city, which was being attacked by non-specific monsters, possibly something to do with a Matrix remake - Neo was there. In one shot he had two binoculars and when the camera went away and came back one was a gun.
Having evacuated the city, I was back home; my primary school playgroud to be precise. I did something I can’t remember which involved standing up for a black man’s rights, which got me kicked out of the community, and hence the community bomb shelter. Velociraptors then came, and a competition was held to see which outcast would be let in. The first question was “Find the magnitude of the vector (x, 50)”, to which people complained one couldn’t get a numeric answer to a question with variables. It was amended to “Find the magnitude of the vector (45, 50)”, which I managed to get to 5 * vector(9, 10), before the raptors started arriving and I ran to a thin space behind some lockers where I hoped they couldn’t reach. They did manage to surround me though, which is where the dream ended - I assume we all died soon after :/
This teaches me two things:
o) Standing up for people’s rights and hence going against the majority in an emergency situation can be more trouble than it’s worth
o) The magnitude of (45, 50) is 5*sqrt(181)
I have never seen this post before but this is indeed 10000% what Death Note is like and I’m not the even slightest bit joking. Just make the gay sex situation something else and it is near verbatim an exchange from the actual series.
OMG I LOVE to FEED these things to my chihuahuas. Then I LOVE to FEED my chihuahuas to the FIRE.
About a year into my new obsession with romance, I found myself up at 2:00 a.m. on a weeknight reading Fifty Shades of Grey. I rationalized it was a modern-day telling of Pride and Prejudice—right up until I got to the page on “butt plugs” and had a flash of insight that reading about sadomasochistic sex toys in the wee hours of the morning was wanted to be spending my time.
I just ate a delicious juicy McDonald's Bigmac hamburger from the local McDonald's fast food restaurant staffed by black people. A black man made my delicious juicy McDonald's Bigmac hamburger. Your cat is black like the wonderful black man fast food workers who make my Bigmac hamburgers. Because of this association that has formed in my mind from seeing black man McDonald's fast food workers make my delicious juicy McDonald's Bigmac hamburgers I like your cat because it is black and I like black people.