Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
>>581
I couldn't be bothered to assemble a futon/sofa device so I slept on a futon mattress for a couple of years. It's fine.
There are no good people.
I need a new laptop but I don't know which one
64-bit? More like 64-shit.
>>586
Try sending that again please; your message was nothing but mojibake.
I hereby banish thee to the methane mines of Uranus.
I'm tried
my glasses hurt my face
i need to bathrooming
Geologists know their schist.
I'd like to use the letter x more.
>>584
I'm currently using an ancient Dell business laptop with 2gb of ram and a c2d and my only complaint is that it's heavy as hell and has no battery life. I've been thinking something like a Macbook Air or Dell Ultrabook fit the bill perfectly since they basically have the same specs but are lighter and with more battery life. Too bad I can't justify even to myself paying for one.
I'm thinking my next laptop will be a Surface Pro 3. It'll run everything I need, and weigh a lot less than my Asus & Wacom pad.
>>594
Does anyone remember that one site that did text analysis like this one but also gave estimates on the mood, gender, and age of the author and made some neat little interactive word map?
I'm hungry but I don't feel like eating.
First, stimulate her Klimtoris.
All of your Greek woes can go here.
A laptop is like a server with wheels and a battery backup right?
Hey DQN-kun that recommended Oniisama e a while ago, which episode is it where Nanako stands up and has to translate a poem into Japanese or something, and the poem reminds her of Rei and she starts crying? She mixes up "ai" and "koi" or something, and the English teacher is startled when she cries and is like "what's wrong, easy easy!"?
>>602
I... don't remember, sorry. From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Oniisama_e..._episodes it must be somewhere after episode 33, probably no later than episode 35. I'd look it up myself but all the files are on my other computer.
I can easily imagine if my upbringing had been just a little different I'd've become an absolute hippy.
>>603 Thanks, I found it though! It was episode 19, I found a transcript.
>>605
Oh! Of course. When you said "reminds her of Rei" I thought you meant "reminds her of enormous spoilers involving Rei".
I'm actually super popular and everyone loves me. They're just too afraid to say so.
Love will find a way, ain't that always true?
OH SHIT I MISSED TANABATA
What kind of idiot needs a fucking manual to test two buttons? Press one, fill the data, press the other, check result, done. If you really want one, you'll have to wait until I decide to fucking open up Word and whip out a document, which is happening never.
I simply can't sexualise enough children during my waking hours, so I have to do it while I'm asleep as well.
Children's ice cream, Manfred!
I simply can't. No more.
gay
Death to pedophiles and lolicon!
Guy Fieri look-alike doing cunnilingus = no thank you.
Fluid dynamics is so tsundere for me.
I am not even that old at all, which makes it even more vexing when I realize that a disproportionate proportion of most online communities I come across is significantly younger than me.
I see somebody else has learnt the terrible secret of HTML formatting.
Chairman Pao is outta here!
My current thought was too lame so I'm posting this instead.
Wasn't there a part in the Bible where Jesus specifically says that the covenant between God and the Hebrews no longer applied? That meant Christians didn't have to do the snippy thing or not eat pork anymore.
>>625
Like many things in the Bible, it's ambiguous. Matthew 5:18 can be interpreted as saying that all of the Jewish rules still apply. Matthew 15:11 is generally interpreted as nullifying the dietary rules, though.
Tomorrow I'm embarking into the uncharted wilderness of Eastern Europe, and may be very busy and/or without internet for a while. Control tower updates might be sporadic for a while.
Is it Eastasia or Eurasia that's always been our ally?
Wordpress is run by feminist communist vegetarians. Look it up
>>628
( ・-・) Both. Neither. Whichever one Big Brother and MINITRU said was, most recently. The book is about the mutability of truth in an age of mass media and ruthless governments willing to rewrite the past to control the future.
( ・-・) Also, you're a big fat butt.
It's been a year since I've been in this flat and the guy opposite still hasn't put a password on his wifi. God bless you, technophobic/overly trusting neighbour, whoever you are.
giant scorpion with a frenetically thrusting tail
That's not supposed to be on my penis. Was that always there or....
"Don't be a pussy and a vagina mixed into one."
Words to live by.
INTENSE URINATION
Was Liu Bei the original Mary Sue?
Sageru has returned! I really thought it wasn't coming back this time.
What did I eat that made such a colossal turd?
>>640
I just dreamed that my dog ate a bunch of ginger snaps, then went into the backyard and pooped out a bunch of giant turds shaped like ginger snaps but even bigger. I thought to myself, man he must not be getting any nutrition from his food, no wonder he's gonna die.
fat penis
holy shit DQN still exists.
>>629
How can open source software be "run" by someone? Even systemd and gnome can be usurped if someone would go through and re-release them without all the bullshit.
>>643
DQN can never die, just like sageru, they're their own kind of eternal hells.
Waterboard that chipmunk!
It's been so long I don't remember what Sageru is anymore
I love PHP.
>>649
You can't beat Time. You can't put up a place like that, insulting Time straight to its face, and expect to get away with it. And now it's slipping away, carried by Time as revenge.
I miss that "let's pretend to be lolis" thread that was up on Sageru. ( ・-・)
Terrible things for terrible people.
Have you ever noticed that many, many people now use the term "individual" a whole lot as a noun to mean "a single person"? This really pisses me off for some reason. Why are you saying "this individual" or "that individual"? What's wrong with saying "person"? Does "individual" make what you're saying seem more important or scientific or something?
I can't understand why I care about this, but it does piss me off for some reason.
>>655 I generally use it if I'm insulting someone. Like they're too much of a prick to be a "person" I guess.
>>655-657 I'm more annoyed that "meme" seems to have become an adjective.
I'm hungry yet I'm on a diet. If I lead a life of asceticism then I wouldn't mind. Then again, if I lived a life of asceticism, my reason to diet would be meaningless.
How troublesome.
Doshgarn Kids these days, memeing left and right... who do they think they are, memedividuals?!
fartazoid was here
Memegraphy? The study of memeing over time.
Somebody went and ruined September 8000 by making a post filled with HTML markup without selecting HTML formatting. I'm going to be depressed for the next 1000 days and I only have one person to thanks for that. Thanks.
I miss ClearWire. That was good internet.
HAIL EVIL
I can't believe I've been visiting dqn for 4000 days...
>>656 I'm pretty sure this hasn't been a thing for the last four hundred years. At least not in the way most people seem to use the term today. Go to an office environment, you'll see what I mean.
rohrr
"The Dark Demon has dark semen. And we all know dark semen is bad."
"7 Daredevil Dogs Who Are Unaware They Can Die"
Well that's fucking depressing. They may not be aware, but I am, and now you've ruined dogs doing cool things for me my making me hyperaware that they could DIE
gaynus
It's hot as lord monkeyfuck's nipples out there.
Why are songs about pizza so damn catchy?
My VC is 'duckox'. I like to imagine a Duck and an Ox that are friends and get along and do friend things.
my vc is thiteer and I imagine it is the was a retard says theatre which makes me think of that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik
>>677
They're either surgically attached or the two-headed offspring of a mallard and a scotch cow.
Mine's firth. You know, like Colin.
... There's a thread for captchas. You shut your trap already.
Why is everyone keeping VietCong and making them say weird vietnam words?
vadgey