[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7918 21:28 [No]

682 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7989 22:55 [No]

Remember, when you give your loved one a bouquet of flowers, you're giving them a bundle of other organisms' severed genitals.

683 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7989 22:55 [No]

Have YOU contributed to the VIPTRONIC album today?

684 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7990 04:10 [No]

Fuck that, let's make a new DQN ELECTRONICS album.

685 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7990 07:14 [No]

I am Zeqamet Benis

686 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7990 19:14 [No]

goof butts

687 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7991 01:05 [No]

The dark wizardry is spreading

688 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7991 01:12 [No]

Of course, this may lead to it being fixed, like that time way back on a MUD when I discovered how going into a shop and typing "sell <your own name>" would result in a message of "The shopkeeper takes the <your name> and throws it away." and then you'd end up in a weird void room where stuff that had lost its place was apparently sent to. After I shared it with a few people, it was determined to be an exploit (since exiting from said void would always take you back to the start room no matter where in the world you were) and it was patched out with the much less exciting "You can't sell people here, bub."

Then again, it seems like this site is barely patrolled, let alone maintained in the technical stuff.

689 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7991 04:25 [No]

Well ruloli is down.

690 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7991 12:47 [No]

I do my best programming listening to a mix of Autechre and Gescom, and I'm not even autistic.

691 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7991 22:11 [No]

My hourglass says I have to stop surfing and get back to work soon. I DON'T WANNA oop too late bye internet :(

692 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7991 23:29 [No]

Rebecca McAnally, what a name

693 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7992 11:37 [No]

FASHION BUG

694 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7992 17:01 [No]

>>685
I am Fuqabig Penis

695 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7992 17:05 [No]

I used to be a DQN like you, but then I took a meme to the knee.

696 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7992 21:08 [No]

Ahalmez ("Sweepings Demon") and Ahaltocob ("Stabbing Demon"), who hide in the unswept areas of people's houses and stab them to death

697 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7992 22:50 [No]

My initial reaction is apparently pretty common among westerners being exposed to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms story for the first time. I mean, that reaction being "this Liu Bei guy is such a huge faggot, is he really supposed to be the hero? Cao Cao is a lot cooler."

698 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7993 09:56 [No]

Like a little jack in the box you knoww....

699 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7993 16:39 [No]

Lately I've been shitting far too much. I shit at least 6 times a day, and by the fourth shit, it's pretty much just pure pain at that point. I can't wipe after the second shit, because I start to bleed. When it comes to that, I just take a shower and finger myself until it's all gone. I usually have to take another shit an hour and a half later.

700 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7993 21:36 [No]

>>699
You're literally shitposting. In retaliation to this I claim SEVEN HUNDRED GET!

701 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7993 23:52 [No]

>>698
Yup. Now I've got those CDs cued up. Thanks :)

702 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7994 02:44 [No]

got a condo made of stone-a

703 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7994 03:06 [No]

gaynus

704 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7994 06:11 [No]

yeah I see that, daddy gave you good advice

705 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7994 08:15 [No]

My friend told me he hired a prostitute. I'm pretty sure he was a virgin up to that point. I've been avoiding him since.

706 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7994 08:21 [No]

>>705
This was probably his plan all along.

707 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7994 17:50 [No]

>>705
He could've become a wizard.

708 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7994 20:04 [No]

Today I played twister with a 10 year old girl wearing very tight bicycle shorts. Good thing I'm not a pedophile.

709 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7994 21:07 [No]

>>705
I did that too, I don't recommend it.

710 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7994 21:53 [No]

>>708 why are loli encounters always wasted on teleiophiles

711 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7995 00:51 [No]

freurein mariendorfu

712 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7995 01:38 [No]

King Boobus Tuber

713 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7995 05:28 [No]

the area is down!! what's gonna happen to VIP12ONIC?!

714 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7995 07:20 [No]

who what happened to saovq

715 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7995 08:22 [No]

Uh, the secret area is suddenly the unreachable area. Anyone know what happened?

716 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7995 12:04 [No]

>>713-715
The admin probably stopped giving a shit.

717 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7995 17:41 [No]

She has no idea how much I want to fuck her granddaughters.

718 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7995 19:33 [No]

>>710
You haven't sacrificed enough to the hebephile gods.

719 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7995 22:28 [No]

Many crimes are committed by featherless black men

720 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7995 22:29 [No]

The Masturdater

721 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7996 03:04 [No]

decapitation of the head

722 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7997 17:56 [No]

Beer, anime and a wank. Another successfull Friday.

723 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7997 19:41 [No]

>>722
A true otaku would have sake.

724 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7997 21:14 [No]

>>723
weeb pls go

725 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7997 21:16 [No]

apoq

It's a ram.

apoq.orz

It's a man eating fresh ram shit from the floor.

726 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7997 21:43 [No]

>>725 woah

727 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 14:39 [No]

Did the guy who was going to read aloud from the shitty fucking poetry thread ever deliver?

728 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 15:36 [No]

http://orz.moe/
What a waste of potential for a URL.

729 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 17:01 [No]

I hate people who use "IMHO" with a passion.

730 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 17:32 [No]

What about "IMNSHO"?

731 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 18:10 [No]

>>729 It's like how a kawaii anime character uses desu IMHO

732 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 18:46 [No]

>>730
At least that would indicate some autognosis.

733 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 19:53 [No]

>>729
I like to say "IMHO-tep" in real life, but in a way that makes people think i'm calling them Imhotep. I amuse myself and that's what counts.

734 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 20:11 [No]

Holiday? More like loliday!

735 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 23:23 [No]

>>729
my preferred phrase is "in my not-remotely-humble opinion"

736 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 23:28 [No]

ITT We Describe Various gomezes

737 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7999 03:05 [No]

Today's recommended reading is "Gonad the Barbarian", enjoy.

738 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7999 11:02 [No]

So everyone is getting divorced now. That's cool.

On the road of life, I am a deer in the headlights. But I'm not wide-eyed. I'm not about to die. I'm trying to get hit here, but these bitches just keep on swerving to miss me. I love watching them wreck. It's awesome.

739 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7999 12:38 [No]

We like pizza in the morning
We like pizza every day
We like pizza in the evening
We like pizza any way

740 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7999 23:37 [No]

Love: the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

vc: rude

741 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 07:02 [No]

I can read from the poetry thread if you want.

742 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 09:26 [No]

my girlfriend is addicted to my cock

743 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 13:56 [No]

Gomez gomez

744 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 17:07 [No]

DJ P. Niss & the Ballz

745 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 18:13 [No]

>>742 you poor thing

746 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 18:29 [No]

My girlfriend is addicted to not existing.

747 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 19:07 [No]

>>746 you poor thing

748 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 19:39 [No]

Life is the two hours between arriving home from work and going to bed.

749 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 23:06 [No]

>mohawk troll

Warcraft troll?

750 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 23:44 [No]

I'm regenerating five hp per second and there's nothing you can do about it!

751 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 03:45 [No]

They can't troll you if there dead.

752 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 06:03 [No]

New to the "misheard lyrics that I like better than the actual ones" files:
"Even though love could burn you through, I will love you just the same"
(Actual lyrics: "Even though like a bird you flew, I will love you just the same")

753 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 06:41 [No]

dafuq did I just read

754 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 14:22 [No]

>>750
I could OHKO you [i]right now.[/i]

755 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 14:53 [No]

>capitalizing gomez

ISHYGDDT

756 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 19:01 [No]

I could UNKO you right now

757 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 19:54 [No]

Espeon!

758 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 20:09 [No]

I came here to post what I'm thinking only to realize I'm not thinking of anything.

759 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 22:08 [No]

homo sex is gay

760 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 02:52 [No]

>>759
Well, yes. I do suppose you're right.

761 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 08:29 [No]

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

762 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 08:49 [No]

Hey, it's me, Popuko! I'm one spicy gal!

763 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 17:04 [No]

I will chelate all your worries away.

764 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 18:20 [No]

What a shituation.

765 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 18:46 [No]

poo in a butt

766 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 18:48 [No]

butt in a poo

767 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 19:14 [No]

turd in a bird

768 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 19:18 [No]

Put your hands down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts.

769 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 19:36 [No]

>>768
Nope, just a soggy poop.

770 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 19:56 [No]

What would happen if you injected crystal meth into a cheetah?

771 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 21:58 [No]

ｔｏ　ｂｅ　ｃｏｎｔｉｎｕｅ
ふざけるな！

772 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 22:47 [No]

"Could you just lie to me and call it good?"
"Sure."
"You would lie to my face?"
"Are you calling me a liar?"

773 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 03:38 [No]

pixie butt

774 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 11:27 [No]

Those ISIS guys pretty much became 100% relegated to "dumb internet meme" status in my mind once I saw that there's a dubstep remix and a Space Jam themesong mashup of "Saleel al-Sawarim".

775 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 12:34 [No]

I have no money and I must scream

776 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 15:03 [No]

I have no mummies and I just dream.

777 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 15:16 [No]

I am such a great person.

778 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 15:39 [No]

I have heard that buttplug tails look less like you have a tail and more like you have had a dead animal shoved up your butt.

779 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 15:58 [No]

I have no munnies and I just steam.

780 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 16:02 [No]

>>774
It doesn't matter, thanks to Mr. Obongoman, Iran is now in a position to launch an all-out-offensive against ISIS with full support from the US. There won't be a lot of ISIS to talk about in a year from now, so it might as well be an internet joke already.

781 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 16:47 [No]

Loli mid-orgasm.

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