[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7918 21:28 [No]

782 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 17:25 [No]

It's taking a bit longer than usual, but it should be ready soon

Don't turn off your PC

783 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 18:33 [No]

Loli failed to orgasm ;(
We're collecting some information, do not turn off your PC
Your loli will be automatically rebooted once it has sent the crash report to Microsoft.

784 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 19:21 [No]

>>778
Isn't that the point?

785 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 19:39 [No]

>>778
Could be solved by moving tail part above the insertable.

786 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 22:42 [No]

dafuq did I just listen to

787 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 23:24 [No]

I just farted

788 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8004 00:53 [No]

Windows Tin

789 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8004 00:53 [No]

As I was flying out of Dulles International last month, I stopped at a pizza stand and bought a meal-sized pizza from a restaurant that doubled as a bar. As I ate it, the bartender asked me if it tasted good. I nodded and said ‘‘Yeah, 'sgood.’’ or something to that effect. But he repeated his question, almost insistently.

I thought to myself, though I was tired already from standing in line all day yesterday for my passport, waiting for buses, hurriedly throwing together changes of clothes, etc. Did I actually like the pizza I was eating? I couldn't really find anything remarkable about it one way or the other. The bread was a bit unusual, and it had been cooked quickly (but thoroughly) in front of me, so the texture was different than what I would have gotten from a local chain. Nothing about the pizza was offending or unappetizing.

I again replied to the bartender in the affirmative. And then he turned a little away from me and, still wiping down the counter, said ‘‘Everyone says the pizza tastes good.’’. His tone was casual, but with a masked air of sadness - even disappointment. There was a pause as I finished wolfing down the pizza. I wished him a pleasant weekend, then arose and left for the terminal.

And now, a month later, I can still remember the tone in his voice. It was as if he had waiting for some sign that I had failed to give. As if he had asked that question to every customer for years, hoping some gourmet would respond ‘‘No, it's SHIT!’’, or some profoundly honest man would say ‘‘Not really, it's just airport food.’’ and thereby redeem humanity in his eyes.

I'm sorry, bartender. I was tired already, with a long journey ahead of me, and I don't really care about my food that much. I just wanted to get something to eat before my flight, and the pizza was fine.

790 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8004 01:51 [No]

What this all really means, >>789, is that you should stick to today's special.

791 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8004 03:11 [No]

rhodesian camo, yeah boyeeeee

792 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8005 10:24 [No]

Why are you still alive, Onii-chan?

793 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8005 12:51 [No]

CHEORGE BEEM

794 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8005 20:38 [No]

Legyél a feleségem!

795 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 01:15 [No]

Why are the imageboards I visit so full of gayness these days?

796 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 01:56 [No]

I realized why I'm so confused while I'm high. It's because the world is confusing, and I'm only just now questioning it.

797 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 12:26 [No]

Finally got a volca bass to go with my beats and keys. Hell yeah.

798 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 13:46 [No]

Judging from what japan man puts on github, it's all hoge and fuck over there

799 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 15:36 [No]

Reading JJBA part 5: These are supposed to be men?
Reading JJBA part 6: These are supposed to be women?

800 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 16:01 [No]

>>795 because the 2% of the population that self-identifies as gay want to feel like they're not a tiny minority of brain-damaged freaks, so they really oversell their case to the normal population.

If you don't live in a city, you almost never come across 'em.

801 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 17:51 [No]

Do people open gay bars with the specific intent to open gay bars, or do people just open bars and homos take a liking to the place for one reason or another and flock there and it becomes a gay bar?

802 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 18:06 [No]

>>795 it might possibly be that you're unwittingly spreading your own gayness around.

803 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 18:07 [No]

I will peacefully coexist with this spider and its kin.

804 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 18:48 [No]

From tomorrow onwards, I'm going to actually have a job. That's nuts. I've never had a job before.

805 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8007 07:51 [No]

>>795
GAY MAGIC

806 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8007 11:44 [No]

>>800
lol conspiratard
>>801
I think it's the former? I'm not sure.

807 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8007 14:56 [No]

807 GET on the 8007th!

808 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8007 16:48 [No]

>>801
In major metro areas, the former. Otherwise the latter. The difference is in such an establishment's ability to have a customer base straight off the bat, so to say.

809 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8007 18:11 [No]

that's my fucking city and my fucking income you're using to spam fucking javelins faster than i can kill them and getting in my fucking way, i'll burn your capital to the ground and impale everyone in it on my dick and it still won't soothe my burning anus

810 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8007 18:18 [No]

I hope France doesn't notice that 100 turns of constant war left my economy in the shitter and my city defenses in shambles with no money to repair them.

811 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8007 18:53 [No]

>>804
Are you Danish?

812 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8007 21:23 [No]

I'm glad I checked the spelling of that word before sending that e-mail to my boss. It makes the rest of the mistakes all that more notorious.

813 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8007 23:58 [No]

Blade of Darkness is cool but hard

814 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8008 12:12 [No]

My butt.

815 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8008 14:53 [No]

>>811
Nope.

816 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8009 13:49 [No]

YES THERE'S SOMEONE IN HERE THAT'S WHY THE DOOR IS LOCKED PLEASE LET ME POOP IN PEACE DEAR GOD

817 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8009 17:20 [No]

>>816
OPEN UP IT'S THE POOP POLICE

818 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8009 18:33 [No]

>>815
Well, you should be. I seriously doubt more than one person started a job this Monday.

819 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8009 23:52 [No]

The assumption is that somewhat akin to London cabbies, lesbians have "the knowledge" when it comes to eating the puss

820 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8010 00:20 [No]

How can you see into my eyes like open doors? Leading you down into my core where I've become so numb without a soul?

821 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8010 00:22 [No]

don't eat pus it's really gross

822 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8010 00:24 [No]

>>820 damn that's nostalgic

823 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8010 14:17 [No]

I'm the operator with my pocket calculator.
BEEP BOOP BOODOOBOODOOBEEP.

824 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8010 14:33 [No]

Oh... There's a non trivial hole in these pants.

825 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8010 19:04 [No]

>>817
LEAVE ME ALONE I AM SO EMBARRASSED

826 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8010 19:21 [No]

My captcha is 'now' so I must DO IT NOW

827 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8010 21:02 [No]

My captcha is 'soy' so I must EAT SOY.

828 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8010 21:33 [No]

My captcha is 'waiscment' so I don't really know how to do that.

829 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8010 22:39 [No]

My captcha is "garotion" so I must EAT GAROTION.

830 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8010 23:15 [No]

The United States presidential election is just a cheesy television show.

831 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 00:58 [No]

I hate this project. I hope I can finish the damn thing this week.

832 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 02:44 [No]

>>830

>The purpose of the military is to kill people and break things

833 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 02:44 [No]

If woman is the nigger of gender, who's the nigger of race?

834 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 07:43 [No]

My captcha is 'exkerg' so I'm a big fat butt.

835 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 12:23 [No]

I fixed the long loading time that occurred when posting on DQN. Kareha was doing something really stupid.

836 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 13:16 [No]

>>835
Huh. Thought that was an anti-spamming measure.

837 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 13:35 [No]

>>836
Nope, it was just a bug. See http://4-ch.net/req/kareha.pl/1394115067/14

838 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 13:41 [No]

testing the fast new posting speed

839 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 13:41 [No]

nice

840 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 14:06 [No]

I do love my iPod more than fucking, but since I just lost my iPod I guess I'll have to compromise.

841 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 14:38 [No]

>>840
iPod? Is it 2007?

842 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 15:09 [No]

I'm genuinely happy to be alive.

843 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 18:27 [No]

On Mars, on Mars, on Mars, on Mars, on Mars.

844 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 19:07 [No]

Has it really been about 600 days since the BEYOND DQN thread started? Wow!

845 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 21:48 [No]

Maybe I need more alcohol in my life.

846 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 22:15 [No]

a strange mix of pride and annoyance over the fact that every onahole I've owned has been ripped and stretched beyond useability within a month or two.

847 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 22:25 [No]

It's not like I have a particularly big penis or anything, it's actually kind of small. I imagine the problem is, micro-tears happen occasionally just like they do during sex using a meat vagina, but the meat genitals are self-healing, while silicone isn't, so the tears accumulate over time until it falls apart.

848 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8012 00:43 [No]

>>847 reading this was disturbing yet hilarious

849 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8012 02:32 [No]

I would maybe watch Megyn Kelly's show if she would host it topless.

850 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8012 03:31 [No]

Dang you guys are still at it huh

851 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8012 08:56 [No]

I should be in a zoo.

852 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8012 13:01 [No]

There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.

853 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8012 18:38 [No]

The way air moves.

854 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8012 19:00 [No]

If we do this, I think our lives probably will move in a good direction.

855 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8012 22:50 [No]

Sometimes I think I'm frying my brain with my bad lifestyle.

856 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8012 22:55 [No]

I accidentally keep typing 'neat' as 'neet.'

857 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8013 00:14 [No]

>>847 also, are you sure you're using a correct lube? AFAIK only water-based lubes are safe to use with those materials, other stuff can make it disintegrate.

858 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8013 07:48 [No]

Back in my day you had to traverse Japanese interwebs while speaking NO nipponese to find IOSYS's website and then navigate their crazy jap directory to find their 'toon section. After that you waited 15 minutes for your shitty 40kbit dial up to load the entirety of Marisa Stole the Precious Thing and then once it was done you replayed that shit over and over and hoped something didn't happen so that you had to wait another 15 minutes for it to load again. And you know what? We were HAPPY back then.

859 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8013 12:28 [No]

I want to know what's inside your head.

860 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8013 16:58 [No]

Thank you, but I have my own false idols to pray to.

861 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8013 22:44 [No]

Has anime ruined my life?

862 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8013 23:22 [No]

>>861 yeah

863 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 00:43 [No]

Post more, dumnies!

864 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 00:44 [No]

もっと奥までお賃金欲しいよ

865 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 13:10 [No]

Geez, lady, shut up! It's not all about Team Vagina!

866 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 13:39 [No]

I, too, want more salary in me

867 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 14:59 [No]

tanasinn

868 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 15:36 [No]

http://www.urlai.com/url/4-ch.net-dqn

Text analysis
4-ch.net-dqn is probably written by a female somewhere between 18-25 years old. The writing style is personal and happy most of the time.

869 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 17:36 [No]

What do the Kha'ak want?

870 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 18:33 [No]

Space is fucking nuts.

871 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 18:53 [No]

>>870

I pray for the gamma-ray burst. I pray for it everyday.

872 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 19:36 [No]

A self sufficient funny doggly walks into the doctor's office and says

"Doctor, I am sad"

"Go be entertained by the self sufficient funny dogglys on the streets" says the doctor

"But doctor," replies the self sufficient funny doggly, "I am a self sufficient doggly."

873 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 23:44 [No]

I can't fucking believe how fast it is to post on DQN.

874 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 00:14 [No]

>>873 I was chatting with bps in irc when he found the problem that was making things slow, turns out it was just a couple lines of code that had been in the board software for years, although I didn't quite understand what they actually did. Something about how when you made a post, the board software would check literally every thread on the board to compare and decide whether it should close the thread you just posted in.

875 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 00:19 [No]

DQN feels like it is getting more active by the day.

876 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 00:32 [No]

I still want the option to reply to all 10 visible threads at the same time.

877 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 01:01 [No]

>>876
I know what you mean. Sometimes I start thinking about someone else's comment on some site nobody knows and I copy and paste it into Google to see what it means and find out it's a Wikipedia article about a flaw in a utopian world, which also coincidentally is my captcha.

878 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 02:36 [No]

>>874
It seems to have never worked anyway since relative age thread closing doesn't effect anything.
I can't think of a single instance where anti-VORUDEMOTO measures have lead to anything but ill effects.

879 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 05:08 [No]

Was this fast?

880 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 05:09 [No]

THAT WAS FAST!

881 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 08:56 [No]

I don't know, I kind of liked it being slow.

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