Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11½ http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24½ http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
#33 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1557010373/
it's too fucking hot
so where's the secret discord twitter subreddit where everyone is hanging out
SEGA Penises
posting.rodeo/yeehaw
My current thought.
>>481
No, you're supposed to post "your current thought", not "My current thought."
fuck
can't stop drinking this tea it's too delicious it must be stopped
sorry did I type tea? I meant pee
wari wari, did I say peel? I meant eel
I want to be saved.
I can restore you from an automatic backup
i just ghosted a company hmmm
I really wish the python people would crack down on all the trash websites that appear whenever i'm searching for documentation
usalia is my daughter and i'm gonna raise her to be big and strong
That's not right.
I wish I was a feline person making out with another feline person right now.
i too want to kiss a catboy
Nekopara
Tom Leykis calls it "Porkland"
Folding inwards.
heinously anus
the salmonella worms deep in the depths of my urethra are earthbound-inspired and half off on steam
I am still shit at nethack
I was trying to read an article in Finnish and Google translated "manpower" as "male strength"
I feel numb.
wen day is dark always rember happy day
don't forget to subscribble
ok google, show me list of war crimes that horses help commit
i think anybody who starts a post or tweet with "trump is literally" should be executed
trump is literally president of the united states of america
trump is literally the japanese name for western-style playing cards
>>516 That's just a matter of orthography and phonotactics. Eitango that have been in general use for a long time are still widely considered "eigo" to this day even as single words.
>>520 kana are syllabograms in a syllabary, not letters in an alphabet. this is why people call them kana and not letters, or they circumlocute, because almost nobody knows the cumbersome technical word "syllabogram".
persnickety pedants
>>521 you're circumlocution is nice and all but have you noticed that they are clearly letters?
kanji are literally letters, cuneiform are literally letters, letters are literally collections of lines on a page that represent a sound, no one cares about your pedantry, especially not the japanese who use the word 文字 to refer to literally all of those things
new cat is making me itchy, which is weird cause i already HAVE a cat that i've lived with for 6 years without problems
>>525
By that definition ω isn't a letter either (except in obsolete Greek codepages, the likes of which also exist for kana.)
Tell me more about the gay international soccer ladies
I held up my Western-Style Playing Cards to my Japanese friend and I said curry wa nanny? and he said トランプです! CASE CLOSED!
>>530
how does one say a series of symbols
did the moving air emitted from his mouth cause visual representations of Japanese phonemes to manifest in reality, in a bizarre phenomenon inexplicable by science
if so, you should probably report that to someone
>>524 welcome to the entire point, which is that the Japanese largely aren't orthographic bigots who think トランプ is a different word from trump because their writing system hinges on different representations of the same word yielding slight nuances
if you have to redefine "letter" differently from what references have listed for centuries that just so happens to match general English usage in the present day just to call someone a pedant when that person is providing a demonstration that "literally" has a broader definition than just "how something is composed of letters" in the first place, you should literally take your hands away from all electronic devices for one goddamned minute and consider that maybe there's a line of reasoning to follow and you're just reacting to the last thing that got said because you've spent the last ten years conditioning yourself to not pay attention for more than one and a half seconds
in short, your mom's fat
dildough
It's time.
What a powerful fucking series! Puts that feeling that swells your chest and keeps you up for hours past your bedtime, full of zest and bittersweet joy that radiates to every corner of your basement dwelling!!!
big ugly ogre with a green squishy caterpillar for a penis
Dennis the Ennis
No, I have to think of something interesting, and post that instead.
Wow, I have a really nice butt. When did my butt get so nice?
touch gay anus
Welcome to ZORK.
Release 13 / Serial number 040826 / Inform v6.14 Library 6/7
West of House
This is an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
A rubber mat saying 'Welcome to Zork!' lies by the door.
> touch gay anus
Fiddling with a gay anus does not seem to do anything.
> look gay anus
I only understood you as far as wanting to look.
(The primitive Zork parser thinks the verb look can only refer to looking at one's surroundings, so the correct command would be examine gay anus. The most likely output from this, although not very humorous, would be "I see nothing special about the gay anus.")
pick nose
A Roman Pug, that's very rare!
>pick nose
You select a large, hooked nose from the pile of noses in the mailbox, and slot it onto your face.
Do we need a revival of adventure threads?
How do I find a woman like one of the girls from TLC? There was a fleeting moment in 2000s pop where it seemed like the world finally figured out that flat was justice, and they had all those cool ideas for hair and clothing too.
>>554
How about adventure threads with lots of added S_JIS art? This place has been lacking in the AA department the last little while.
anus ape
>>556 Your inventory contains:
Briefcase full of files
Radio
Handgun
3 bullets
Quichei loved the grinding noises saga so much that i named both my cat and my stabby loli tomboy dragons dogma character after jack conundrum-chan, but it became obvious after a while when the MM would write 5 paragraphs paragraphs in response to a 4 word prompt that he was simply using it as a vehicle to just write what he wanted to write anyway. the worn armor, rusted dagger, and amnesia thread felt a lot more "traditionally dqn" in that regard.
atashi-tachi no turn desu pyon!
>>561
I started the worn armor, rusted dagger and amnesia thread and then never posted in it again. I feel good about that.
Sad.
Nonplussed.
one of these days I've got to find a way to make my best stuff pay instead of just throwing it up here for free.
i need moneys bad
fruster eight
Rainbow Rainblow
Decatur Dictator
Buck Cherry Chuck Berry
I hate the radio
I hate myself.
We'll bang, OK?
The Indian model of water treatment is associated with a higher degree of utilization with respect to designated public spaces.