[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#36]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#36] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9876 23:31 [No]

I'm a big fat butt.

150 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9888 21:24 [No]

why peenis and anus, not peenis and poopis

151 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9888 21:47 [No]

why they put they dick in the pussy

152 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9888 23:17 [No]

>>151
wanna find out?

153 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9888 23:21 [No]

>>151 Because mouth has a high risk of pr*gnancy

154 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9889 04:45 [No]

how is babby formed?

155 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9889 11:52 [No]

how girl get pragnent

156 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9889 13:00 [No]

>>153 u mena the as*hole?

157 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9889 20:24 [No]

snel

158 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9890 00:36 [No]

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

159 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9890 00:46 [No]

>>155
The man pees in her butt

160 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9890 01:49 [No]

The best one was

>They need to do way instain haman> who kill thier purus, becuse these puru cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a haman in core 3 who had kill her three purus, they are taking the three puru back to the gwanzan too lady to rest. my pary are with the glemy who lost his purus ; i am truley sorry for your lots"

161 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9890 15:43 [No]

Love and hope.

162 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9890 16:56 [No]

i run into a lotta people these days who apparently can't conceive that someone would go around doing nice things because he enjoys doing them

163 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9890 17:00 [No]

bro

164 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9891 11:50 [No]

i wanna drive through the ghetto playing "bassline yatteru?" with my stereo set so that you can only hear the actual bassline from outside the car, my crack dealer thinks im listening to some absolutely ignorant whiteboy trap but then i roll down the window and he hears nanahira lesbian thirst

165 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9891 12:13 [No]

>>164 Is it nanahira lesbian lust? I always heard that song as her talking about the kind of creeps that chat her up in da club

166 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9891 12:28 [No]

>>165 im sure thats how its meant to be interpreted but the parts where shes directly saying the nanpa lines just sound like she's saying it to some OTHER girl

167 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9891 15:30 [No]

>>164
that's a mood, absolutely love that song. it's such a banger

168 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9891 17:52 [No]

sesevenen 2: forforce

169 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9891 17:54 [No]

I pour the sage tea into this

170 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9891 18:01 [No]

foo!

171 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9891 18:27 [No]

i'm american but "maths" always sounded better than "math" to me

172 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9891 18:51 [No]

zed and torches are dumb though

173 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9891 18:58 [No]

>>164
based

174 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9891 21:11 [No]

>>167

>that's a mood

you only said that because of me!

175 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9891 21:14 [No]

bar!

176 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9891 21:15 [No]

barf

177 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9891 23:33 [No]

TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is DuMb

178 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9892 00:39 [No]

>>177
imagine: some people give up halfway and only make the first letter large

179 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9892 00:48 [No]

people who lowercasepost on purpose instead of just being too lazy to hit shift are dumb

180 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9892 00:49 [No]

>>178
The internet sure loves to ask me to imagine things.

181 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9892 01:19 [No]

Congratulations, you've reached the end of Gnome Cop! I hope you enjoyed it, and if you did, you should definitely go check out some of my other stories.

182 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9892 02:10 [No]

i enjoy holding my shit

183 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9892 03:00 [No]

oops it slipped out

184 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9892 08:26 [No]

GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN is like the coldest insult there is after handing someone an ass beating

185 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9892 09:13 [No]

>>179 Indeed, and lazy people should also be killed

186 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9892 12:01 [No]

>>181
I dearly hope this somehow relates to Gnome, the shitty GNU/Linux interface, but it's probably just some D&D/Warcraft shit isn't it.

187 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9892 12:28 [No]

I can't keep living in despair. I'm going to make it work.

188 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9892 14:21 [No]

>>186
Gnome used to be good!

189 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9892 17:02 [No]

>>186
There is no night in Gnome city. It's just another day with a different color scheme. This particular day was pitch-black and drizzling when we got the call. Eddy Vince was about four feet to the left of, and six storeys below, his eighty thousand sloc penthouse. "So what," I said. "Maybe he was looking for the scroll bar."

Kowalski doesn't like my jokes, but I don't like his font rendering and I can't change that either, so we're even. "This isn't being investigated as a homicide," he continued. "It's forgery under HIG regulations. In his coat pocket was mozilla_temp0.pdf. Twice." Kowalski does things by the book.

"I don't mean to minimize-" He grimaced, he hates that word. "-the importance of a piece of paper, but I think I'd prefer the homicide angle."

He sneered at me. "HIG paragraph 3. 'Preferences have a cost'". Kowalski does things by the book.

190 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9892 18:41 [No]

>>187
You can do it!

191 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9892 18:53 [No]

>>189
I like this story, where can i click to read more

192 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9892 19:18 [No]

Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This p-word is wet, come take a dive

For some reason the it's either "p-word" or "gushy" every time. Thanks obama

193 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9892 19:21 [No]

Hearing Thanks Obama in 2020 made me feel legitimately wistful for a joke I thought was exhausted when it was originally popular.

194 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9892 20:31 [No]

>>188
No. Gnome was never good. (Although it did get worse.)

195 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9892 20:43 [No]

MATE is surviving purely off of nostalgia.

196 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9893 00:37 [No]

Where am I going?
Life just brings you places, eh?

197 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9893 01:36 [No]

>>196
Make sure to stop and look around once in a while, life might just pass you by.

198 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9893 02:21 [No]

Muhammad Ali was really really cool

199 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9893 03:05 [No]

Boxing is not worth the concussions and supporting it is morally reprehensible

200 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9893 05:58 [No]

if you're vehemently against blood sports you should have your serum testosterone checked. if you can contentedly sit at a desk all day and never feel the urge to get up, throw some punches, shadowbox, move around, play-fight, you are weak and your vitality is not what it could be.

201 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9893 09:03 [No]

>>197 While you're stopping and looking around, life is still passing you by, so don't dilly-dally!

202 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9893 09:36 [No]

I don't know.

Sorry I couldn't be of more help.

203 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9893 11:04 [No]

the far right - [predator handshake] - the far left
weird ethnospiritual theories about india

204 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9893 13:59 [No]

docp235

205 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9893 14:36 [No]

With September 10000 looming, I guess I should figure out how I want to celebrate it.

206 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9893 15:10 [No]

>>205 I was thinking that too. I've decided to go with 10,000 bottles of Buckfast

207 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9893 19:05 [No]

wake me up when september ends

208 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9893 19:06 [No]

wake me up when september ends

209 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9893 19:06 [No]

homogay

210 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9893 19:56 [No]

heterofag

211 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9893 20:07 [No]

I’m not gay. Sorry gays. I love beautiful ladies.

212 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9893 20:27 [No]

4chan is 17 years old... just like abe nana!

213 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9893 20:35 [No]

4chan is now older than its average userbase

214 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9893 20:56 [No]

>>213
that's been true ever since 2015 tbh

215 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9894 03:00 [No]

gaynus

216 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9894 03:27 [No]

weenus

217 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9894 04:04 [No]

My brain always first reads the word "shemale" as "shuh-mah-lay" as in "tamale" and I get confused

218 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9894 04:07 [No]

>>189
You are a good writer, I want more

219 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9894 04:38 [No]

dictatorial dick tutorial

220 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9894 06:24 [No]

My Youtube recommendations have been a warzone ever since watching one south park clip when a joke came to mind. It has been bombarded with epic

221 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9894 17:08 [No]

epic

222 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9894 19:34 [No]

>>215
Dildo Faggins

223 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9894 19:51 [No]

blueberries aren't very good

224 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9894 21:58 [No]

>>223
What the fuck did you just fucking say about blueberries, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

225 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9894 22:23 [No]

I'm worried we are concentrating too much on penises and asses and anal sex. We won't reach greatness if we can't beyond lowly fucking.

226 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9894 22:48 [No]

we should focus on epic

227 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9895 03:34 [No]

Every South Korean president ends up in a jail.
Every North Korean leader gets sanctified.

228 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9895 03:55 [No]

( ˃ ヮ˂) epic anal sex

229 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9895 06:35 [No]

>gorilla warfare

Been there done that

230 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9895 08:54 [No]

first impression: most sympathetic character is fuuka, i too wish to eat lots of sweets and be princess carried by a handsome boy

231 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9895 10:49 [No]

>>230
I got princess carried by a handsome boy once. It felt really nice, would recommend.

232 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9896 00:35 [No]

life so far feels like the first half of flowers for algernon

233 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9896 03:54 [No]

I don't know what to do.

I wish...

234 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9896 05:51 [No]

THE PENIS IS EVIL
THE PENIS SHOOTS SEEDS

235 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9896 06:51 [No]

the penis hits the eggs

236 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9896 08:31 [No]

tfw no dqn gf to princess carry...

237 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9896 12:38 [No]

enormous pianist

vc: funable

238 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9896 16:07 [No]

boioioioioioioioioioioioinnnnnnnnnnnnng

239 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9896 17:19 [No]

cute skinny leggy smelly fluffy haired NEET boy with a broken pelvis from me clapping his cheeks 14 times in a night but its ok because i can just princess carry him and he never goes outside anyway

240 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9896 17:27 [No]

i wanna cum inside a cute boy so fucking bad i need a JOB

241 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9896 17:30 [No]

>clapping his cheeks

why is this suddenly popular

242 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9896 18:32 [No]

epic cheek clapping

243 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9896 19:55 [No]

Black Obama

244 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9896 20:39 [No]

tfw no dqn bf to princess carry me...

245 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9896 22:28 [No]

this shit again?

246 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9896 23:40 [No]

fuck me the tikz manual is more than a thousand pages long?

i knew people used this but i didn't know they use it for everything

247 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9897 00:44 [No]

I like some of those Hololive girls, but not the American ones. Americans can't be cute.

248 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9897 02:05 [No]

>>247
Based

249 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9897 02:06 [No]

Hololive is dumb, weirdly dramatic and doesn't seem anymore interesting than any e-celeb shit

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