Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/ [Cute Girls]
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
#33 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1557010373/
#34 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1568931593/
#35 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1585935259/
I'm a big fat butt.
Lumps your oompahs, humps your loompas
What is it like to be able to formulate and execute a simple plan without it going catastrophically off the rails on the first step due to some entirely unforeseen and completely improbable event every single time?
I use scim with anthy. I finally got everything set up the way I like it, but it was a pain in the ass because the magic lines in the Arch wiki were actually incorrect for my use case and nobody could tell me what any of them meant.
This is the sort of problem that should really be solved by Wayland, except the only thing Wayland is good for right now is watching the slapfight between Gnome and mpv.
I went to college for electrical engineering, and I did pretty well, and I have several years of work experience, but I also kind of feel like I'd have an easier time prepping for and passing a software engineering interview, to get a job that maybe even pays more. Just about all the EE jobs I'm interested in want extensive experience with very expensive software and processes, and I'm in the rather unfortunate position of working for a place that does almost none of that. I took a gander at SWE interview reports for Google on Glassdoor, and while I'm not quite at that level, I think I realistically could be in the ballpark with a few months of work (and zero monetary investment, rather than having to either buy stuff or deal with pirating it).
My brain is fried, here I am on 4-ch instead of paying attention to online class.
>>53
You can do just fine on the interview and still not be selected, assess your risks accordingly.
Basically, I wasted six months of my life prepping for it twice, and if a recruiter comes calling again, that's what I'm gonna tell them: I worked my ass off for your company for six months, created nothing of value, and didn't get paid.
Be very sure it's where you want to work before you try. I only did it to placate family who have never had my best interests at heart.
Hey, what's this?
stroke penis
You should definitely hurt yourself.
>>55
It doesn't specifically have to be Google, I realize their interview process (like most) is pretty arbitrary; a common thread I noticed among non-selected interviewees was that they'd get through everything only to not "match up" with a particular team or be "googley" enough, then get dropped. I looked there because I would consider them a pretty reasonable benchmark for what would be expected from a SWE at any company that knows what they're doing.
One thing I do like about a company like Google, though, is that getting my foot in the door, even with software, should at least make it easier to switch departments eventually and have a place in hardware. I'm not sure I'd want to work for a software-only company for that reason. My current company is small enough that I get to do both, which I also enjoy―I actually like quite a lot of things about my current job, but I want to leave primarily because they continue to refuse to pay me an amount even slightly appropriate to my position and skillset, after far too long, and I'm not unique in this situation. I'm still with them because our products actually do help make the world a bit better, some of my coworkers are great, I've gotten to dabble in a lot of various skills, the hours are quite flexible, I hate job hunting, the cost of living is low in my area, and it's frighteningly easy for someone fundamentally lazy like me to just stay here, grow old, and die.
ASAGI GO FIGHT-O
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Tahallassee n cabalasas got cribs in bofe of em
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an udder is basically a weird giant breast with four nipples
i feel so good
why do normalfags want to be niggers so bad
The season has changed.
cheapo breakfast cereal cuts up your mouth real bad. back to toast i guess
the complete name of Brian Eno
Brian Peppers
Brian Eno, Brian Peppers, Twin Peaks
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What the fuck is a mood and why is everything it? I hate young people so much holy shit
mastrubating
morning coffee, morning DQN
fuck me i have to do graph homomorphisms today
lol gay graph morphisms
poisons203 is a fag
people are such babies about orgs not wanting active marijuana smokers
the clown emoji/insult is overused on social media, and is no longer hurtful.
uh-oh, my pet tomboy is hungry but i still wanna just keep reading this crap
thinking about spending the rest of my life single and friendless in a shitty midwestern suburb and just kinda wanting to die
how hard would it be to write a script that does something like:
take a *booru character tag (eg hakurei_reimu), counts the total number of hits, counts the number of hits that are tagged explicit vs questionable vs safe, and generates a ratio of the three, known as the "lewdness ratio". the higher the proportion of explicit & questionable vs safe image, the lewder and sluttier the character is. finally an objective, mathematical way to call someone's waifu trash.
>>89
It's already been done for all the 2hu characters, Kasen ended up with the highest lewd ratio. The original posts are on /jp/ somewhere.
https://files.catbox.moe/kst661.jpg
That said, the answer is "trivial." Just hit the https://danbooru.donmai.us/counts/posts.json?tags=hakurei_reimu+rating:s endpoint a few times with whatever tags & metatags you want
as expected, cirno doesn't even know what a "chinchin" is
>>90
Ringo Starr a bit below average?! He was the best drummer ever. He propelled The Beatles to stardom and fame. Yep, all it took was one REAL drummer. And you put Ringo below average...
Touhou Watersports
Penguin noises.
let's get to 10,000 before the 10,000th
no
>>88 You have the power to move to Wales, the people are very nice!
Cardiff is a nice city definitely, but the people seem kind of inbred.
Thank you, describer of mystery links, for your wonderful descriptions.
>>101 I appreciate that risky clicker and dispassionately disposed person, whoever it may be.
It's super funny that bro became a slur on social media
i NEED a stinky sweaty socially awkward skeleton-mode fluffy hair eternally pajama wearing NEET boyfriend RIGHT NOW
>stinky sweaty socially awkward
Why do people like this?
cracky bbc
the IT department fucked up and deleted a bunch of canvas courses halfway through the semester and now I have no idea if i'll be able to recover the grades?
and we just got an email from the president about redundancies and a pay freeze?
cool, i love it
>>107
Post their addresses on Twitter and claim they said the N word.
According to Nick Fulton of the magazine i-D, Bali Baby is "one of very few openly gay female rappers with any skin in the game."[2]
As of 2020, she is currently having a baby soon with her current boyfriend. [10]
Hmmmmmm
Isn't bi counted as gay these days?
Regardless, a wise man once said, can't beat the cock.
>>111
Lmao is that what the kids are saying these days? Must be cool to be gay
Anyway i guess it is not universally accepted if so
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:MobileDiff/969086423
When was the interrobang added to unicode‽
>>113
They're not the sexy kind of inbred like South Yorkshire.
Since today is Mother's Day, all family members were decided to go out.
I, however, didn't go because I was embarrassed since I'm 23 years old.
Father, mother, sister, and grandmother went to a restaurant and a karaoke.
I have another sister who lives in Tokyo by herself, but she isn't here.
Well, she must be embarrassed since she's 21 years old.
I went to a horse racing. When I came home, father called me and said
that they're having fun at karaoke and they'll come home after 7pm.
I sang songs, feeling free to be alone. And I felt fun,
I took all my clothes off, and I danced. I copied utopia thing.
I copied tea commercial by Aya Matsuura. Shaking my hips being naked.
I felt fun more and more, and I ran around our house with my penis exposed.
My room is in second floor. I went to downstairs to have some tea.
I was shouting, "Sex! sex! I wanna have sex with her!",
"Cunt, cunt! dick!!", "Sperm! sperm! sperm!",
and there were my sister lives in Tokyo and her boyfriend in living room.
Why!!?? She came home because today is Mother's Day?
Oh I remember, she said she'll come introduce her boyfriend to parents.
That's the end. They saw all of it.
I'm sure she'll tell about it. My life is over. Help me...
It is a year ago that I lost you.
I hope you still watch over me from the heaven.
You were my first girlfriend in my life.
I was so glad to have such a wonderful girlfriend like you. I was really happy.
But everything changed when you were suddenly diagnosed with leukemia.
It was so painful to watch you languishing day by day on the hospital bed.
You sometimes smiled and said "I didn't know that hospital is such a boring place."
Did you know that I was crying behind your back after seeing your weak smile?
I gave my old laptop to you so that you could spend your time on surfing the Internet.
I vividly remember your happy face.
That way, you started the Internet. You especially liked the BBS named "2-channel."
You accessed to the BBS all the day.
One day, you said with your accustomed smile,
"Look! I got a 2-GET again!"
"You shouldn't access to the Internet all the day.
It is bad for your health," I said.
“I know, but look! This 3rd guy says,’2-GET!’
But actually he didn't, you know? It's so funny, isn't it?"
I didn't say anything more. I couldn't, because you looked so happy.
“Look! This 3rd guy is now saying, "Damn!"
He is using funny ASCII art! He is a kind of cute, isn't it?"
I was just silent. Seeing your smile, I felt inexpressibly sad.
Then, she sighed, "I hope he will remember..."
"...I hope he will remember that he was snatched his "2" by someone he had never met.
I hope he will remember it even after I've gone away...
Well, I know it is not likely, but I hope..."
Several months later, he left the world, surrounded by your family and me.
You are not in the world any more.
And now I am clicking the F5 key again and again.
So that the 3rd guy will remember you.
So that he will remember you forever and ever.
Now, together with you in the heaven, I will here engrave:
2 G E T
>>120
Whoa, when you write it out like that, this September has been getting pretty long.
I think I might be bi. Watching guys masturbating to porn is hotter than porn to me.
Since when has 1chan/rail/ been kill?
No, my head's just empty.
Boots is like a walgreens i'm a fancy American who knows things like that
Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
I don't know why they wrote it on a banner, and yet when I went in there, they don't have it on the menu either.
But anyways, I got in, and got a drink, and was talking with some other foreigners.
I saw a waiter, and said, "Oh! Would you let me get a drink and go to the restroom?"
He said, "No, wait!" Then he took me to a men's room, and I used it
My friend found a roach in their yoshinoya bowl once.
I misread the label. This product only kills 9.99% of viruses and bacteria.
Tired of hearing about niggers, or any social issue really, im out of care and outrage at this point.
feet...
anne hathaway's feets...
nozomi tojo's feets
Shamiko's feets
yoshinoya worker feet
.oooO Oooo.
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I LOVE FEET
sniff sniff dqn should have never introduced me to wikifeet
feet more like sheet
Feet is too boring
I have a scab on my foot, still into feet?
wtf are these posts
If I could afford lithium, 100ah would be plenty. Grrr.
fart
pootis