[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#37]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#37] (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 13:16 [No]

Not everybody lived off the land back in the olden days. Raising crops and livestock was still a farmer's job, it wasn't like everyone had these skills.

364 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 15:56 [No]

goatse is heinously anus

365 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 16:02 [No]

sometimes i wish i could just be one of those people that gets incredibly excited over seeing some cute cupcakes or a heckin floofy doggerino on social media and watching the latest capeshit movie with their prematurely balding college SO

366 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 16:10 [No]

Do you ever think about how that thing ended up being referred to as "goatse" when the URL "goatse.cx" was supposed to approximate "goat sex" as evidenced by the ASCII art version they had on the site when it was live?

This pattern even followed over to the Doom version when someone made "impse.cx".

Further, why "goat sex"? Was that an established slang for gay sex or something?

367 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 16:10 [No]

like a chubby white girl in a gauze scarf and a turtleneck cardigan who calls herself an "imgurian"posting phone pictures of her pumpkin spice latte online and just has no thoughts about anything except cute animals

368 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 16:14 [No]

she tried really hard in highschool but she was still a C- student because her version of "trying really hard" was to take the prettiest notes with immaculate penmanship and 4 different colors of highlighter and all the teachers still loved her because she'd bring festively-themed donuts or something for the entire class for every holiday

369 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 16:23 [No]

i wish my firs tthoutght when i heard the word "ottoman" was the piece of furniture and not 1453 KARA BOGA WE FUC aLL EVERY UR EVERY GREEK MODER MACDEDONIA WE WILL GET U TURK BULL INSEMENATE BALKANLAR BOYPUSSY WE FUCK THE KING ALBANIA U ARE NEXT

370 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 16:31 [No]

you know you can put multiple paragraphs in a single post

like this

371 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 18:24 [No]

>>366 You've never fucked a goat before, have you?

372 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 18:31 [No]

>>371 have you?

373 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 19:08 [No]

>>365,
Technically, nothing's stopping you.
If you have a higher calling than that, though, I assure you that pursuing it would make you happier than thinking about that sorta idiot.

374 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 21:50 [No]

Kentucky Cornhole 2008

375 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9963 06:30 [No]

Videodrome is [not] a live action adaptation of Doraemon

376 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 07:14 [No]

robot rape

377 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 13:06 [No]

2020 AEW is what people who hate wrestling think of when they picture it

378 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 13:17 [No]

>>377 Haha yeah good one!

379 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 13:40 [No]

I never wanted to bricksock somebody so much.

380 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 14:10 [No]

gaynus

381 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 14:16 [No]

The "Few years later they got a big dog." ending on the recent comment paste thread is even better if you imagine it refers to BigDog, the military pack-mule robot that was being designed some years ago. (Sadly, it seems it ended up being a cancelled project as it was "too noisy" to be used in military operations).

382 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 17:44 [No]

>>358
C'mon, #Rally4Sally !

383 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 18:46 [No]

>>381
I wish I could find a woman into the same weird shit as me like that.
And yeah, especially if it implied they got into /clang/.

384 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 21:38 [No]

fuck the Cacowards

385 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 23:53 [No]

hey DQN, how old were you when you found out about the >>q and >>r features?
e.g. >>q381 >>q377 >>r1 >>5

386 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 00:46 [No]

>>385
I remember finding out about those and using them to make a dumb song thread, long ago: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1352371272/
Could've sworn I used >>q in there too, but apparently not.

387 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 04:22 [No]

Korean art makes me have weaker orgasms

388 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 06:09 [No]

Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

389 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 06:57 [No]

>>388
https://youtu.be/J6OmF4wL3b4

390 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 10:15 [No]

, you cunt-ass cunt!

391 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 10:37 [No]

>>388,389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TiwvQ4efuo

392 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 11:17 [No]

>>385
What's your problem?

393 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 12:22 [No]

NIPPON NO
SU TE KI NA
TOUDOUFUKEN
AHEM AHEM

394 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 12:33 [No]

Im forever blowing bubbles

395 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 14:30 [No]

>>392
what's yours??

396 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 14:34 [No]

>>386
That's a pretty great idea for a song thread, actually. Too bad that specific one will never be finished, with SAoVQ dead and all...

397 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 16:37 [No]

Today I experienced dryarrhea, it was like dry heaving but for diarrhea. After unceremoniously ejecting the entire contents of my stomach and bowels, my abdomen(?) continued to uncontrollably try to force more shit through my sphincter. It was pretty uncomfortable and mildly painful, but not as bad as dry heaving.

Anyway I am proud to coin the term dryarrhea, I hope it comes into vogue

398 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 17:00 [No]

( ﾟ -ﾟ) exactly one of those threads has been archived, and it doesn't include the relevant post

399 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 17:32 [No]

YOU KILLED ME!
GOOD!

400 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 19:31 [No]

Still waiting on that science-Proven magic petrification ray

401 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 19:35 [No]

>>400
There are DIY solutions. For insight, pour hot grits down your pants.

402 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 02:31 [No]

Pain.

403 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 03:14 [No]

Journos are really pushing the WNBA, their 12 fans will be pleased

404 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 14:49 [No]

Computer cases are so boring today. All black or white with some boring leds and zero drive bays. No beige cases. No colored cases? Isn't it easier than ever to make cases? Why are all they so boring?

405 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 16:18 [No]

>>404
Arent most of the beige/yellow cases just white/off-white that yellowed?

406 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 16:23 [No]

>>405
They've darkened/yellowed some over the ages because of chemicals in the plastic but computers of that era weren't pure white. Greyish in some cases, maybe.

407 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 21:51 [No]

>>405,406
The plastics have yellowed up really nastily (and quickly sometimes, usually by exposure to UV light). Painted metal also changes color, but less so.
It's true most of the "beige box" era used tints so light that I'd be hard pressed to call them beige. It turned into lingo for "boring tower/desktop" rather quickly. But there were some genuinely brownish models like Apple pre-1987 and a number of Commodore models.
(90s Sun and SGI tho meows suggestively like a sexually aggressive 80s movie lady)

408 Name: vc: yieb : 1993-09-9965 21:59 [No]

Indigo workstation. I want to hump it. I want to hump it for roughly an hour.

409 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 22:49 [No]

penile massage

410 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 22:57 [No]

it pains me so badly that you can't even tell people to kill themselves anymore on most of the popular websistes. it feels so painful reading a braindead stupid post and not being able to reply to that person with a detailed guide on quick suicide or else you'll get banned for a whole month

411 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 23:38 [No]

Dubs

I really want a brown case with beige drives

412 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 23:49 [No]

i'm glad that you can't tell people to kill themselves anymore because it's boomer tier cyberbullying

413 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 00:01 [No]

>>412
Kill yaself

414 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 00:20 [No]

No Donald, you are the fake news

415 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 00:38 [No]

i'm being cyberbullied

416 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 02:07 [No]

welcome to the failson hangout

417 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 03:08 [No]

Do you remember? The 10,000th night of September.

418 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 03:33 [No]

>>412
Haha you're the guy who got so butthurt over it after regurgitating twitter phrases you complained about.
Kill yoself

419 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 03:54 [No]

kill your self (ego death)

420 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 05:18 [No]

covering children with white gak

421 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 05:19 [No]

Should I be a west ham fan

422 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 05:26 [No]

>>420
https://youtu.be/v4yOtuqMplU

423 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 06:11 [No]

cats made me a gay retard

424 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 07:15 [No]

>>418 i can't tell if i'm being cyberbullied, is this english

425 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 12:14 [No]

>>421 Why the fuck?

426 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 12:39 [No]

Constipated, this poop just won't come out

427 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 12:42 [No]

I pooped but only 1/16th of it came out

428 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 12:45 [No]

A massive brick is lodged within me rectum

429 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 12:46 [No]

>>428
Read this in Mr Krabs voice

430 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 13:31 [No]

>>425
If you're not excited about a threadbare squad people genuinely thought would be like sheff being top 5 you don't like football

431 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 18:40 [No]

I'm just curious what the point of all this is supposed to be.

432 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 18:53 [No]

There's no... particular... meaning.

433 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9966 20:58 [No]

I don't know what to do with all these rugs

434 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 21:33 [No]

Meaningless (wink wink)

435 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9967 05:31 [No]

That new thread looks nice. Hope it takes off.

436 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 11:06 [No]

>>431 Don't think, feel

437 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 12:08 [No]

Kill me, kill me, kill me!

438 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 14:24 [No]

It's so easy to make y'all shit your diapers

439 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 14:53 [No]

>>438
Yeah, yeah, if you disagree with or shittalk anything you are angry and crying and shaking.
Been like that for a while.

440 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 15:09 [No]

Watching stuff from when the George Floyd thing got huge is weird and kind of bizarre how much attitudes have changed.
Seems like it was almost taboo to criticize/trash BLM and the rioters but now people even crack jokes about it.
Maybe it's because how ridiculous some of the arrested people looked.

441 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 15:27 [No]

>>440
it's because Biden won

442 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 21:58 [No]

She accidentally slammed the door on her hands and now I want to fight that door

vc: kleisk

443 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 22:45 [No]

>>442 I knew a girl and door like that once

444 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 23:52 [No]

I want to kill all the twitter users on here. That way it's just me and that one other poster I like, instead of all four of us.

445 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 23:57 [No]

I don't use Twitter, aw nice I like you too!

446 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 02:30 [No]

Twitter

447 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 03:39 [No]

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself

448 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 05:33 [No]

💩

449 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 05:34 [No]

900mg of caffeine just makes me sleepy

450 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 06:24 [No]

>>444
Hey I dont use twitter either! It is just one guy out.

451 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 06:52 [No]

I'm using twitter right now!

452 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 07:36 [No]

Twitter more like Bitter because everyone on there has a stick up their ass

453 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 08:09 [No]

Hating myself because I missed the audition deadline because I couldn't come up with 5 minutes of material in time, plus I hate my voice even though other people say it's great.

454 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 10:30 [No]

I stopped using twitter for you

455 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 10:32 [No]

>>441
I wonder if people will find something new to get obsessed over and inappropriately interject in conversations about video games about now that orange man is gone

456 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 12:08 [No]

is twitter the new /b/?

457 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 12:31 [No]

A minecraft youtuber cheating made the news. wtf?

458 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 13:49 [No]

I recently learned that Seppo was slang for American, I have no idea why I thought it meant South African.

459 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 14:03 [No]

>>458
I have never heard that, ever.
I have heard burger, amerifat, mutt, americlap, amerishart, yank, amerifag, americuck but never seppo.
It does sound african-ish.

460 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 14:45 [No]

> conversations about video games

Here's your problem

461 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 14:59 [No]

>>460
Minecraft speedruns are serious business

462 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 15:22 [No]

Feeling good, might go on Dream Twitter and get death threats from stans

463 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 19:03 [No]

1:44 AM, july 18, 2004. grassy breeze through your open window. CRT whine. you feel simultaneously isolated by the wired and embraced by it. for one fleeting moment of your entire life, you are one with the machine.

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