[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#37]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#37] (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 13:16 [No]

Not everybody lived off the land back in the olden days. Raising crops and livestock was still a farmer's job, it wasn't like everyone had these skills.

538 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 16:15 [No]

>>535
A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.

His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.

The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself.

At school, his classmates commented on the boy’s problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed.

They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.

539 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 17:05 [No]

what the hell is going on in the mod requests thread

540 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 17:41 [No]

>>539
Someone shat their diaper and is crying to the mod to ban half the board.

541 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 17:57 [No]

>>539
People don't like that a spammer is bumping the oldest threads. >>540 is either that spammer or defending him out of spite because of "gatekeeping" and people daring to complain. I think it's the former considering that like 9 people use this site, they also talk like a JRPG villain for some reason.
Also a strangely frank discussion about generational blame.

542 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 18:01 [No]

Also,

>you better hold on tight to what you still have and gatekeep harder cause websites like these will be fucking extinct

considering people still use BBSs and similar protocols outside of Taiwan, and tech geeks still use usenet, I think textboards will still exist in 20 years.

543 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 19:19 [No]

>>541
Who cares? I genuinely enjoy seeing the old threads bumped. I'm not the spammer or >>540, I doubt I'm the only one that enjoys the trip down memory lane whenever an old thread pops up, or who enjoys seeing threads they've never seen and probably would never see without the spammer. Why on earth does it bother you? You can't stand to see old threads? You can't stand to see the same 10 threads on the front page moved to the second? Why even allow software where threads never die and posts are archived for years if you folks are just gonna complain whenever anybody posts in one? God, you spergs make me sick.

544 Name: >>543 : 1993-09-9974 19:27 [No]

Apologies, I ended up reading the mod request thread and it is extremely gay. I still stand by what I said though that only losers care about necroing.

545 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 20:05 [No]

>>543
>>544
I enjoy it as well, I just take that position out of spite

546 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 20:11 [No]

That is turning to the best thread on 4-ch of 2020

547 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 20:30 [No]

do you think textboards in 20 years will still be posting the same poorly translated 2-ch copipe from 2001

548 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 20:45 [No]

>>547
Probably use rumia's one by then

549 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 21:01 [No]

>>547
i hope so...
it would be nice to still be able to read yoshinoya edits during my midlife crisis, if for nothing else

550 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 22:12 [No]

The whole discussion seems like a horrible mix of overzealousness and (falling for) bait.
I don't really mind the necrobumps, and you really can't call it spam at this rate. I'm curious what that guy's intent is, though.

551 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 23:00 [No]

> they also talk like a JRPG villain for some reason

Kefka laughter intensifies, or something

552 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 00:48 [No]

Are the new pokemon games any good?
I replayed FRLG and read some of the stuff about SS and kind of feel like I am missing out.

553 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 00:58 [No]

https://youtu.be/fs-DY_vFPYs
This guy speaks in times new roman

554 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 01:32 [No]

>>550
he made it too obvious when he started using bold.

555 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 01:51 [No]

https://youtu.be/dW1dqqXdvM0

556 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 02:32 [No]

>>553
Why is everyone always shocked whenever Minecraft YouTubers or cartoon reviewers or whatever turn out to be pedos?
It's like the most obvious pedophile profession aside from teaching.

557 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 02:36 [No]

I want to make a firefox extension that changes any of the -oomer meme words to "I want to fit in by regurigtating meme words."

558 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9975 02:58 [No]

Frussy

559 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 06:34 [No]

don't forget to subscribe

560 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 09:25 [No]

kids these days just go around telling everybody their potential band name. they don't keep it treasured in a secret notepad that only they know about.

561 Name: vc: deafe : 1993-09-9975 10:37 [No]

>>556
I've been reading a YouTube has-been on Twitter who will occasionally go on rants about these parasocial relationships and why it is absolutely not worth it on your end to try getting personally involved with online entertainers you are a fan of.
Basically, anyone who's legitimately surprised at this point is either really new to all this or is way too invested in some sort of e-celebrity to see the red flags.
It's a fascinatingly similar yet different phenomenon from what actual rich/famous celebs whine about.

562 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 11:41 [No]

>>557 Go for it homeboy I'm down with that

563 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 12:01 [No]

>>552 if you like Pokémon I would say sure! I've been playing Ultra Moon, it's pretty fun, not anything like wow what an incredible game, just a fun little jaunt if you think Pokémon is fun

564 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 15:03 [No]

Anal vore, distinct from coprophagia

565 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 16:03 [No]

>>560
The era of the rich & famous rockstar has ended.

566 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 19:43 [No]

>>552
I got pretty bored playing sword and shield. Either GameFreak should make the main game harder or make the team-building meta-game stuff less grindy.

The Switch Pokemon Go games are pretty underrated though.

567 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 20:57 [No]

What is the best fluid in the world? In terms of all of its qualities and aspects. Like maybe for you its a soda, but for some other guys its crude oil. I think we should research all of this and find out the average best fluid in the world. Or maybe we can mix all of the other ones?

568 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 21:09 [No]

MUNKY CHEEZ

569 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 23:27 [No]

I hate NPR's news shows. They're just propaganda now.

570 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 23:30 [No]

>>569
Let me guess, you think Trump won the election.

571 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 00:00 [No]

>>567 my favourite is period blood, without a doubt

572 Name: vc: wett : 1993-09-9976 00:08 [No]

>>567
Cum

573 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 00:09 [No]

>>570
No. I know he did.

574 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 02:02 [No]

>>569
PBS does more general interest stuff if that's your thing.

575 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9976 02:26 [No]

Big belly dooper

576 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 04:58 [No]

>>573
Earth is flat.

577 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 05:05 [No]

Flat-earthers are overhated, most of them are obvious trolls or just questioning human perception, which isn't done enough.

578 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 07:21 [No]

I sometimes remember stupid ass conversations I had on imageboards while I'm drifting to sleep, sometimes it's comforting and nostalgic, but mostly it's embarrassing.

579 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 22:23 [No]

>>578
For me, it's always embarrassing.

580 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 05:35 [No]

My YouTube recommendations have been a warzone to the point i'm thinking of disabling them all together or finding another way to watch the channels I like.
Hits include:
"Video Essays" that are just some contrarian complaining about video games for 2 fucking hours
culture war stuff about Christmas
ended streams with 11 views
and the fucking Nostalgia Critic.
I just might move back to TV. At least Doug Walker isn’t on the telly.

581 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 05:45 [No]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKUVV0WaJ-0

remember

582 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9977 05:45 [No]

>>580
Mine have been atrocious the last month too.
Lots of 1M+ sub wealth flaunt vlogs
Popular rap/pop of today
NBA/NFL/MLB/FIFA/UEFA/other sports orgs' official channels
News and politics
YouTube fad of the week shit

None of this is remotely close to anything I watch.

583 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 05:53 [No]

>>581
I prefer https://youtu.be/VSmL1Xp7fNU

584 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 07:09 [No]

[insert post you've read a thousand times before about only interacting with youtube through youtube-dl and how it's so much better and holy shit I'm a smug dipshit.]

585 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 07:15 [No]

ever notice how both path of exile and pillars of eternity are abbreviated as PoE and are also both remakes/"spiritual sequels" of 90s RPGs

586 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 08:06 [No]

I don't get PoE. More like Path of Carpal Tunnel

587 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 09:09 [No]

>>584
You know it's true, admit it!

But I'm guessing those are really just trying to overtly advertise their favorite software. By the way, have you heard about youtube-dl? It lets you download almost any video from almost anywhere, has bulk downloading etc etc...

588 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 12:03 [No]

>>581 classic

589 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 12:04 [No]

>>580,582 Do yous ever click the "Not interested" button on bad recommendations to tune it better?

590 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 12:08 [No]

>>583 sorry this is distinctly average. It's not xmassy either like >>581

591 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 13:23 [No]

it's probably best to just hide the sidebar entirely
the most interesting stuff on there is found through external links anyway

592 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9977 16:33 [No]

I really should get started on prepping some of Christmas dinner but I'm enjoying this idleness too much. Some days, you just want to be idle.

593 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 17:57 [No]

my dick your ass your toes my mouth

594 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 21:02 [No]

>>593
all at the same time?

595 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 21:09 [No]

This guy is woke
https://youtu.be/VJSsYNvBUVQ

596 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 06:41 [No]

I want to fight.

597 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 09:25 [No]

>>594
Sounds easy enough. Just fuck in missionary/cowgirl/etc and stretch out one foot.

598 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 09:30 [No]

I guess I'm parsing it as "my dick in your ass; your toes in my mouth". If all four things are supposed to be in the same place at the same time then yeah, that's a lot less likely.

599 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 10:12 [No]

My dick, your ass and your toes: my mouth

600 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 10:31 [No]

Earth, water, air, fire.

My dick, your ass, your toes, my mouth.

601 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 12:26 [No]

On cold nights like these, it must be nice to have a big bed with a partner.
I rarely wish I was in a relationship, but I wouldn't mind spooning.

602 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 12:31 [No]

Speaking of sleeping, phones are awful for me. I find it incredibly hard to put down the dopamine dispenser and actually sleep even if there is nothing of interest and my body is begging for sleep.

603 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 14:54 [No]

☃️🎁🎁🎁🧝✨☃️🧝🧝🦌✨🎄🎅🏿🧝🥴🧝🎅🏿🎄✨🦌🧝🧝☃️✨🧝🎁🎁🎁☃️🎁🎁🔥⛪🔥✨👼🔫🎅🏿🧝🧝🧝☃️🎁🎁🎁🧝✨☃️🧝🧝🦌✨🎄🎅🏿🧝🥴🧝🎅🏿🎄✨🦌🧝🧝☃️✨🧝🎁🎁🎁☃️🎁🎁

604 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 15:27 [No]

>>603
And a merry christmas to you too! And the person reading this!

605 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 18:35 [No]

>>603
What emotion is "🥴" meant to convey

606 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 18:37 [No]

>>605
Post-ahegao

607 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 09:55 [No]

All alone for Christmas (as usual) (just woke up)

608 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 10:02 [No]

Wish clippping your toenails wasn't such a pain in the ass

609 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 10:05 [No]

>>607
Did you enjoy life and jump in the air?

610 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 10:48 [No]

The story of Venky's is not one many will tell

611 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9979 18:40 [No]

MIDI-based computer shibboleth

612 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 18:48 [No]

>>609
No, I think he turned the gun on himself...
It's a sad day, but at least he's not alone anymore.

613 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 00:59 [No]

disgusting vaginae

614 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 02:31 [No]

slapping down condoms and lube on the conveyor belt at the checkout line like, yep, look at me, check out the SEX HAVER

615 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 03:27 [No]

condoms are for pussies!

616 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 07:40 [No]

>>589
It makes them worse honestly, it turns from vaguely related cancer to typical YouTube bullshit

617 Name: vc: joy : 1993-09-9980 08:34 [No]

that nigga so high on that hash/purple smoke was coming out of his ears

618 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 09:29 [No]

twitter niggas be like: in the end nobody cares about one of the biggest youtubers lmao

619 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 10:17 [No]

I saw an ad for a pill that helps prevent HIV. Why not just use a condom?

620 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 13:00 [No]

The unthinkable has happened. I felt sympathy for chris chan.

621 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 14:29 [No]

Today, I learned that there is a reisen TLD and it's got precious little to do with my favorite useless bunny.

622 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 15:21 [No]

Cuckmongers are the worst with their begging of femdom creators to do that sort of content.
Just let me enjoy my cbt and tease and denial without demanding she cuck her sub

623 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 15:29 [No]

>>622
I can cut off your balls if you want

624 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 17:12 [No]

>>621
Somebody owns udongein.reisen, keeps renewing it, and does nothing with it, which is a damn shame.

625 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 19:30 [No]

b-b-b-b-b-bass
wub wub wub
line line line
wub wub wub

626 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 04:18 [No]

"trolling" in the original sense of "saying things/arguing points you don't actually believe in to get a rise out of people" seems to be a lost art these days

627 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 04:50 [No]

>>626
A lot of that sort of thing is dead, it is what it is.

628 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 04:59 [No]

>>627 used to be if someone online was saying stupid shit i just assumed they were trolling but now i just assume they're stupid

629 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 05:24 [No]

I hope in the 2020s big puffy 80s hair comes back.
https://youtu.be/MzZiZYmIMDI
Sexiest woman alive

630 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 06:24 [No]

I hope in the 2020s 80s callbacks fucking die

631 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 06:31 [No]

it's the era of the early aughties callbacks

632 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 06:32 [No]

wtc wtc lol

633 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 10:23 [No]

>>630
I could go my whole life without another 90s kid callback.

634 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 11:13 [No]

It kind of freaks me out that like in 20 years people will be banking on nostalgia from the early 2010s

635 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 11:34 [No]

A cute girl had been flirting with me for a few months and I was going to ask her out, but on the day I was going to ask her, she'd done her eyebrows all stupid and replied "it is what it is" to something I said, and I completely went off her

636 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 11:35 [No]

>>635
Sounds clapped to be honest

637 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 11:46 [No]

>>636 Apparently "clapped" is youtuber slang for ugly? Well she was quite cute, but I can't take people seriously when I know they've sat in front of a mirror that day and drawn mad eyebrows on themselves. She said she's a writer but "it is what it is" is one of those dumb empty phrases people say when they don't have any interesting thoughts. This happens a lot

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