[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#37]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#37] (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 13:16 [No]

Not everybody lived off the land back in the olden days. Raising crops and livestock was still a farmer's job, it wasn't like everyone had these skills.

577 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 05:05 [No]

Flat-earthers are overhated, most of them are obvious trolls or just questioning human perception, which isn't done enough.

578 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 07:21 [No]

I sometimes remember stupid ass conversations I had on imageboards while I'm drifting to sleep, sometimes it's comforting and nostalgic, but mostly it's embarrassing.

579 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 22:23 [No]

>>578
For me, it's always embarrassing.

580 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 05:35 [No]

My YouTube recommendations have been a warzone to the point i'm thinking of disabling them all together or finding another way to watch the channels I like.
Hits include:
"Video Essays" that are just some contrarian complaining about video games for 2 fucking hours
culture war stuff about Christmas
ended streams with 11 views
and the fucking Nostalgia Critic.
I just might move back to TV. At least Doug Walker isn’t on the telly.

581 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 05:45 [No]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKUVV0WaJ-0

remember

582 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9977 05:45 [No]

>>580
Mine have been atrocious the last month too.
Lots of 1M+ sub wealth flaunt vlogs
Popular rap/pop of today
NBA/NFL/MLB/FIFA/UEFA/other sports orgs' official channels
News and politics
YouTube fad of the week shit

None of this is remotely close to anything I watch.

583 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 05:53 [No]

>>581
I prefer https://youtu.be/VSmL1Xp7fNU

584 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 07:09 [No]

[insert post you've read a thousand times before about only interacting with youtube through youtube-dl and how it's so much better and holy shit I'm a smug dipshit.]

585 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 07:15 [No]

ever notice how both path of exile and pillars of eternity are abbreviated as PoE and are also both remakes/"spiritual sequels" of 90s RPGs

586 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 08:06 [No]

I don't get PoE. More like Path of Carpal Tunnel

587 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 09:09 [No]

>>584
You know it's true, admit it!

But I'm guessing those are really just trying to overtly advertise their favorite software. By the way, have you heard about youtube-dl? It lets you download almost any video from almost anywhere, has bulk downloading etc etc...

588 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 12:03 [No]

>>581 classic

589 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 12:04 [No]

>>580,582 Do yous ever click the "Not interested" button on bad recommendations to tune it better?

590 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 12:08 [No]

>>583 sorry this is distinctly average. It's not xmassy either like >>581

591 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 13:23 [No]

it's probably best to just hide the sidebar entirely
the most interesting stuff on there is found through external links anyway

592 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9977 16:33 [No]

I really should get started on prepping some of Christmas dinner but I'm enjoying this idleness too much. Some days, you just want to be idle.

593 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 17:57 [No]

my dick your ass your toes my mouth

594 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 21:02 [No]

>>593
all at the same time?

595 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 21:09 [No]

This guy is woke
https://youtu.be/VJSsYNvBUVQ

596 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 06:41 [No]

I want to fight.

597 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 09:25 [No]

>>594
Sounds easy enough. Just fuck in missionary/cowgirl/etc and stretch out one foot.

598 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 09:30 [No]

I guess I'm parsing it as "my dick in your ass; your toes in my mouth". If all four things are supposed to be in the same place at the same time then yeah, that's a lot less likely.

599 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 10:12 [No]

My dick, your ass and your toes: my mouth

600 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 10:31 [No]

Earth, water, air, fire.

My dick, your ass, your toes, my mouth.

601 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 12:26 [No]

On cold nights like these, it must be nice to have a big bed with a partner.
I rarely wish I was in a relationship, but I wouldn't mind spooning.

602 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 12:31 [No]

Speaking of sleeping, phones are awful for me. I find it incredibly hard to put down the dopamine dispenser and actually sleep even if there is nothing of interest and my body is begging for sleep.

603 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 14:54 [No]

☃️🎁🎁🎁🧝✨☃️🧝🧝🦌✨🎄🎅🏿🧝🥴🧝🎅🏿🎄✨🦌🧝🧝☃️✨🧝🎁🎁🎁☃️🎁🎁🔥⛪🔥✨👼🔫🎅🏿🧝🧝🧝☃️🎁🎁🎁🧝✨☃️🧝🧝🦌✨🎄🎅🏿🧝🥴🧝🎅🏿🎄✨🦌🧝🧝☃️✨🧝🎁🎁🎁☃️🎁🎁

604 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 15:27 [No]

>>603
And a merry christmas to you too! And the person reading this!

605 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 18:35 [No]

>>603
What emotion is "🥴" meant to convey

606 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 18:37 [No]

>>605
Post-ahegao

607 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 09:55 [No]

All alone for Christmas (as usual) (just woke up)

608 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 10:02 [No]

Wish clippping your toenails wasn't such a pain in the ass

609 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 10:05 [No]

>>607
Did you enjoy life and jump in the air?

610 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 10:48 [No]

The story of Venky's is not one many will tell

611 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9979 18:40 [No]

MIDI-based computer shibboleth

612 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 18:48 [No]

>>609
No, I think he turned the gun on himself...
It's a sad day, but at least he's not alone anymore.

613 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 00:59 [No]

disgusting vaginae

614 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 02:31 [No]

slapping down condoms and lube on the conveyor belt at the checkout line like, yep, look at me, check out the SEX HAVER

615 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 03:27 [No]

condoms are for pussies!

616 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 07:40 [No]

>>589
It makes them worse honestly, it turns from vaguely related cancer to typical YouTube bullshit

617 Name: vc: joy : 1993-09-9980 08:34 [No]

that nigga so high on that hash/purple smoke was coming out of his ears

618 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 09:29 [No]

twitter niggas be like: in the end nobody cares about one of the biggest youtubers lmao

619 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 10:17 [No]

I saw an ad for a pill that helps prevent HIV. Why not just use a condom?

620 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 13:00 [No]

The unthinkable has happened. I felt sympathy for chris chan.

621 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 14:29 [No]

Today, I learned that there is a reisen TLD and it's got precious little to do with my favorite useless bunny.

622 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 15:21 [No]

Cuckmongers are the worst with their begging of femdom creators to do that sort of content.
Just let me enjoy my cbt and tease and denial without demanding she cuck her sub

623 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 15:29 [No]

>>622
I can cut off your balls if you want

624 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 17:12 [No]

>>621
Somebody owns udongein.reisen, keeps renewing it, and does nothing with it, which is a damn shame.

625 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 19:30 [No]

b-b-b-b-b-bass
wub wub wub
line line line
wub wub wub

626 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 04:18 [No]

"trolling" in the original sense of "saying things/arguing points you don't actually believe in to get a rise out of people" seems to be a lost art these days

627 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 04:50 [No]

>>626
A lot of that sort of thing is dead, it is what it is.

628 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 04:59 [No]

>>627 used to be if someone online was saying stupid shit i just assumed they were trolling but now i just assume they're stupid

629 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 05:24 [No]

I hope in the 2020s big puffy 80s hair comes back.
https://youtu.be/MzZiZYmIMDI
Sexiest woman alive

630 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 06:24 [No]

I hope in the 2020s 80s callbacks fucking die

631 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 06:31 [No]

it's the era of the early aughties callbacks

632 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 06:32 [No]

wtc wtc lol

633 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 10:23 [No]

>>630
I could go my whole life without another 90s kid callback.

634 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 11:13 [No]

It kind of freaks me out that like in 20 years people will be banking on nostalgia from the early 2010s

635 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 11:34 [No]

A cute girl had been flirting with me for a few months and I was going to ask her out, but on the day I was going to ask her, she'd done her eyebrows all stupid and replied "it is what it is" to something I said, and I completely went off her

636 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 11:35 [No]

>>635
Sounds clapped to be honest

637 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 11:46 [No]

>>636 Apparently "clapped" is youtuber slang for ugly? Well she was quite cute, but I can't take people seriously when I know they've sat in front of a mirror that day and drawn mad eyebrows on themselves. She said she's a writer but "it is what it is" is one of those dumb empty phrases people say when they don't have any interesting thoughts. This happens a lot

638 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 12:23 [No]

You have such high standards. Maybe I just have dangerously low standards but two silly things like that shouldn't put you off from trying

639 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 12:57 [No]

>>638 Yeah. Looking back at previous relationships that didn't work out, there were red flags at the beginning that I tried to ignore. We did have lots of fun in those relationships but there was also a lot of pain that probably could have been avoided. Some of those arguments were ridiculous! So yeah I have turned down a few perfectly serviceable ladies over the past few years due to silly superficial things. I guess it's a bit like that "No Cigar" song by Weird "Al" Yankovic

640 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 13:09 [No]

Seinfeld episode nitpick-based breakup dokyun

641 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 13:19 [No]

>>640 Haha yeah! It is like that XD I've never broken up with anyone over anything nitpicky though, I just don't want to funnel more of my precious time into someone less than ideal for me. I think it's pretty common that people settle into serious relationships and even marriage with people that eventually just make them miserable. When I see a sad-looking man in the supermarket with his fat overbearing wife, I try to imagine what they were like when they met and what their daily lives are like, happy times they once had and what their lives are like now.

642 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 13:21 [No]

About a year ago today I was getting drunk with my granny having this same conversation

643 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 13:42 [No]

big peanuts

644 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 15:02 [No]

head-on apply directly to the forehead

645 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 17:02 [No]

Were the mid '00s the glory days of commercials, or just when I stopped paying attention? Is there anyone close to Billy these days? Any jingles like "Empire Today" that people will remember a year from now?

646 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 17:11 [No]

I LOVE HORSES,
BEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS!
I LOVE HORSES, THEY'RE MY FRIENDS!

647 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 17:20 [No]

Words such as cunny, nookie, and cummies

648 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 17:59 [No]

>>645
I still watch television. Commercials are like mini-movies that have some contrived message or imagery, sometimes obviously political posturing mostly not, that sometimes have a voice-over to try and relate to the viewer. Or if it's food just gonzo shots of it with prices.
Jingles and the sort seem restricted to local ad space, which is a shame because that sort of thing sticks in your head well.

649 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 18:48 [No]

>>637
I assumed "clapped" was zoomer slang for "fake", on account of the whole millennial meme "and then everybody clapped" at the end of obviously fake stories. Yes, I am assuming your story was made up.

650 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 19:33 [No]

>>649 That's fair enough, it's an anonymous text board so you have no reason to believe me, but it's true. Please try not to use words you don't know the meaning of!

651 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 19:39 [No]

>>647
yummy bunny cunny

652 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 19:40 [No]

Clapped is just ugly, that whole explanation of everyone clapped is so reaching

653 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 20:37 [No]

Yeah it's pretty obnoxious

654 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 21:08 [No]

i thought clapped referred to someone contracting chlamydia

655 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 21:37 [No]

Ah! I've been clapped

656 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 21:39 [No]

Sorry I'm late, I stopped and clapped a cute puppy at a bus stop

657 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 21:42 [No]

>>654
this

658 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 21:45 [No]

What about clapping cheeks

659 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9981 21:47 [No]

I thought clapped meant killing someone by shooting

660 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 21:50 [No]

I clapped jodi arias' cheeks

661 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 21:52 [No]

I used to think "cunny" was purely associated with modern pedoshit but apparently it's had a venerable existence that goes back at least to Victorian times if not before.

662 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 21:59 [No]

Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap goes the I-U-D
If he's from another hood I gots ta give him the V-D

663 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 22:30 [No]

https://youtu.be/EphH4hwkr2g
This guy is woke

664 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 23:27 [No]

>>663
Wowie, I had no idea other people than me cared about it! I remember being excited when it came back for xmas 2010 (?), haha...

665 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 23:35 [No]

yaoi zowie

666 Name: ლ(|||⌒εー|||)ლ : 1993-09-9981 23:42 [No]

I love that cunny linguini

667 Name: vc: koy : 1993-09-9982 00:09 [No]

I thoughte clept signifieth callit

668 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 03:59 [No]

I tried to see things from his point of view, but I couldn't fit my head up his arsehole too

669 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 04:18 [No]

Hooked on Ebonics

670 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 05:12 [No]

having a cute small-ish boyfriend to cuddle might be nice
unfortunately my size/looks make me more suited to be the small/cute one...

671 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 05:25 [No]

Recreational SSRI withdrawal

672 Name: vc: sux : 1993-09-9982 05:32 [No]

>>671
That might be fun if the drug isn't Paxil!

673 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 05:33 [No]

>>672
How

674 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 05:37 [No]

she is definitely not cute
or a girl ;)

675 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9982 05:50 [No]

Thank you very "muscle"!

676 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 06:08 [No]

Dokyun's struggle against emojis

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