[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#37] (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 13:16

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/ [Cute Girls]
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
#33 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1557010373/
#34 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1568931593/
#35 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1585935259/
#36 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1600126305/

Not everybody lived off the land back in the olden days. Raising crops and livestock was still a farmer's job, it wasn't like everyone had these skills.

773 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9986 22:49

disturb me not, yon foul fucktard

774 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9986 22:52

Eureka! The solution has been with me the entire time! Jerking the jealousy and rage away with some anime tiddies and maybe enjoying some chocolate will soothe my retard rage.

I will take such a deal to help me better myself regardless of the cost!

775 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 02:59

Why did every kid in my high-school who wore the same shirt three days in a row lie about washing it everyday

"It's called a washing machine", they'd usually retort.

776 Name: THE HERON!!/HgipFVq : 1993-09-9987 04:43

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

777 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 05:04

https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1605618983/777-1

I didn't know you could read threads backwards. Or maybe I found out once and then forgot. But I found out again, or for the first time, perhaps.

777 get

778 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 05:11

Gonna hold my shit in for a bit because it feels good

779 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9987 05:18

>>777
This is perfect for the [LEVON] thread.

780 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 05:32

What is happening on /iaa/

781 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9987 07:06

If I were to compile the DQN short novels into volumes (individual word/PDF files) would you prefer it to be slightly edited to fix punctuation and capitalization incongruities or a direct transcription.

782 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 07:37

A leatherbound copy of DQN signed by shii

783 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 13:56

>>781
I compiled the DQN Short Novel threads on tanasinn.info many years ago. My opinion is, if people want the raw, unedited reality, they'd just read the original threads. If you're going to bother to nicely format it, then you should, at a minimum, separate it into paragraphs and fix the punctuation/capitalisation. I wouldn't go so far as to change actual wording/grammar, though.

784 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 15:23

If the original punctuation and capitalization makes it funny, keep it. Otherwise edit it for readability. Please don't change any misspellings, wording, or anything like that though.

785 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 15:34

>>775
let me guess, they hadn't heard about vc: deoth​orant either?

786 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 16:37

goat scrote

787 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9987 16:44

Punctuational gomez

788 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 17:58

Oh and by the way, fun fact:

789 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 22:27

dororo: tezuka manga about a young boy who loses a bunch of bodyparts in a tragedy, is saved by a brilliant doctor who raises him and teaches him how to use a blade, and later on he gets a weird little girl as a sidekick.

black jack: tezuka manga about a young boy who loses a bunch of bodyparts in a tragedy, is saved by a brilliant doctor who raises him and teaches him how to use a blade, and later on he gets a weird little girl as a sidekick.

790 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 04:36

someone's a naughty game designer

791 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 05:02

I SPRINKLED NUTMEG ON MY GENERIC STORE BRAND VANILLA ICE CREAM
AND THE FLAVOR WAS SO DELICIOUS IT BROUGHT ME TO DANCE!!!!!!!

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792 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9988 05:32

>>791
You should try grating mamey sapote seed over it.

793 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 10:49

>>791 https://4-ch.net/iaa/kareha.pl/1227296353/81

794 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 14:47

https://nhentai.net/g/342738/1/
That sucked.

795 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 17:06

>>794
what a tease, you made me expect something that sucked spectacularly but it was just bog-standard, uninteresting suck.

796 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 17:24

>>795
It's frustrating because the artist can be good. I don't even have problems with NTR, but there's something about it that's just eh. And the girl is too fat
https://exhentai.org/g/1736919/a5e7003952/
https://exhentai.org/g/1532770/aeb14dbf3c/
https://exhentai.org/g/1533793/6ceaa4bf58/
Are the funniest ones that have made it past my filter

797 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9988 23:47

Strruuuuuyeeeeeeuuup

798 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 03:22

Cuckleberry Finn

799 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9989 04:43

Glussy

800 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 05:59

Love it when my brain jukebox composes something novel that isn't just some spliced up sample repeated over and over again.

801 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 06:31

My subconscious doesn't trust women.

802 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 09:04

I wouldn't even piss in >>801's mouth if his teeth were on fire

803 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 09:23

How about pissing in a cup and letting me drink it

804 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 11:08

black penis

805 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 11:25

A teenage girl pissed on me once and it was really warm! Then she asked me to piss on her and I just couldn't do it, I couldn't piss on a such a sweet little angel

806 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 14:32

>>800
It's a good feeling. Wish I could put together a piece instead of hoping one hook will carry it with no B part or fuguelike artifice.

807 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 16:48

McDonald's and you.

808 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 18:37

>>803
If you needed it, no.

809 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 19:34

I don't believe there is a better game than sonic adventure 2 battle. Classic.

810 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 19:48

>>809
SA1

811 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 20:02

>>809 Nanaca Crash

812 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 21:16

big bepis

vc: cum

813 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 06:26

stop eating like a fatass and your ass goes darude fartstorm

814 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 06:35

oh shit 10 days until the 10000th

vc: god

815 Name: vc: can : 1993-09-9990 11:36

The d10k problem will cause plane crashes and bank failures!
Why couldn't our ancestors have the foresight to choose hexadecimal base and kick this can down the road to really fuck things up?

816 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 11:56

People who go on porn forums are scary

817 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 15:14

My subconscious doesn't trust perceivable reality

818 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 16:30

sorry guys, only 5 bumps in the 999 thread a day, otherwise we'll have to wait around for a few days after getting to 998 7 days early. (I accidentally bumped the thread earlier when I meant to bump this one ;_;)

819 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 16:43

>>813
The only healthy food that gives me that effect is broccoli.

820 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 17:15

wish textboards were a bit faster

821 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 17:53

>>820
The popular boards on here move at just the right pace. I wish the dead boards weren't dead, and I wish there were more active boards, but the active boards we have are okay. I wouldn't want to see the last threads I saw buried and on another page every time I returned.

822 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9990 17:57

I don't know who Tati, Without Crystal Ball, or KJ are, but YouTube really want me to know about the lawsuit they're embroiled in for some reason.

823 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9990 18:00

>>821
I want some help revitalizing /food/

824 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 18:33

I'm watching the retard trump voters getting pepper sprayed for charging the police and barricades in front of the congressional hearing live on stream. Imagine risking your life to support a coup for the most unpopular president in American history who lost the popular vote twice in a row. Don't get it.

825 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 18:34

>>823
I would help you but I'm trying to revitalize /lang/

826 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 18:38

>>824
I just want it over so people can stop referencing orange man in everything and freak out over something new already

827 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 18:39

If fighting game players are all wiggers, are RTS players wooks?

828 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 19:25

>>818
oh the other guy had said 10 posts a day and I didn't bother doing the math myself, yes i avoided doing a simple division.

829 Name: vc: kot : 1993-09-9990 20:16

If fighting game players are all wiggers, RTS players are wooks, are MOBA players wirgins?

830 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 21:52

Is feng shui aesthetically pleasing to you?

831 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 22:15

Look at this
https://imgur.com/XdWK0IY

832 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 22:34

don't look, it's gore

833 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9990 22:43

Smash Mouth, Smash Brothers, Smash who gives a fuck

834 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 22:53

feng shui office cubicle

835 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 22:59

Speaking of smash mouth, I punctured my gums on a mini cheddar biscuit that was a bit pointy

836 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 23:00

Punctured gums
Punctual Gomez

837 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 23:01

Punk chalk games

838 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 23:02

>>1-837 All of the above

839 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 04:04

tourist shop full of cheesy slogans about how great beaches are

840 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9991 04:27

I was going to post a recipe in the /food/ thread, but halfway into typing out my post, I realized it's way too much work for a simple recipes thread. Back to the drawing board. Or the cutting board.

841 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 10:30

>>839 ALL BEACHES AIN'T SHIIIIIT

842 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 11:03

It's no surprise, I hate white american suburbanites as well

843 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 11:05

woke college white people love converting to islam and becoming communists so how come you never see them combine the two and become ba'athists?

844 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 11:56

>>843
That's either too obscure or too extreme even for that type. I don't understand why they like Islam at all, considering its values are completely against what they believe in.

845 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 11:57

>>842
Opinions on Tablecat VIPPER Suburbanites?

846 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 12:29

>>843
When I have been to my local mosque when they're doing community events, the only "woke" people I see are black women with hijabs and septum piercings, the white converts I see seem pretty serious about it.
It's also pretty obvious why a white Islam convert wouldn't support a secular pan-Arab ideology, get real.

847 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 12:41

>>843
Ba'athism is middle eastern, therefore too foreign to American college students. For Islam they have Malcolm X and that lot.

848 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 12:47

there was a nice article i read once about how actual MENAers tend to be a lot more rebellious with their religion (especially during youth) whereas converts are significantly more authoritarian about it... not sure if the author actually concluded that islam needs a slightly rebellious base of believers or if i'm just imagining that

849 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 13:13

Nation of Islam is based

850 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 13:21

Judaism, Christianity, Islam-different assholes, same shit.

851 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 14:11

>>850
Agreed, NoI and Scientology are the only good religions

852 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 15:33

Embrace postreligion, venerate gods (and devils, and all-powerful forces of nature/mathematics/outer space, etc. divinities) of your own experience

853 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 15:36

>>852
Sounds LARPy but if it makes the annoying Wiccan bitches go away I’m all for it

854 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 17:23

Remembering a homemade-seeming lens cleaner sold by a street vendor in film canisters that was oddly effective but solid at room temperature as a kid and realizing it's hopeless to try looking up what it could've possibly been made from or finding such a small object in this twisted mess of a house.

855 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 17:49

Get a real god already.

856 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 19:03

>>855
Got one to offer?

857 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 21:14

YOU WANT A REAL GOD? CHECK THIS GUY OUT. WATCH, AS IN ONLY ONE DAY HE SEPARATES THE LIGHT FROM THE DARKNESS. HOW GOOD IS THAT! AND IF YOU ORDER NOW, YOU GET, ABSOLUTELY FREE, AN EXPANSE IN THE MIDST OF THE WATERS, SEPARATING THE WATERS FROM THE WATERS. THAT'S TWO DAYS OF CREATION FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! IF YOU ORDER IN THE NEXT TWENTY MINUTES, GOD WILL ALSO LET THE EARTH SPROUT VEGETATION, PLANTS YIELDING SEED, AND FRUIT TREES BEARING FRUIT WHICH IS IN THEIR SEED. AND, GET THIS, EACH IS ACCORDING TO ITS KIND! THIS DEAL IS UNBELIEVABLE, BUT YOU HAVE TO CALL NOW!

858 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9991 21:20

For me, it's Ohrmazd

859 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 22:16

>>856
Dream, the Minecraft youtuber

860 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 22:40

>>856
2011 CM Punk

861 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 03:35

rectal rooter

862 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 04:13

PAIN

863 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 05:14

>>858
Unironically BASED, fuck Ahriman

864 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 11:37

The CM stands for Chick Magnet

865 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 12:32

cunt maggot

866 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 12:58

disgusting vaginae

867 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 13:44

That was nice of you to put some skittles in your pussy so it would taste nice for me!

Babe I didn't put any skittles in my pussy

868 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 14:12

kira kira no VIP STAR

869 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 17:23

slower! slower! we're 20 posts ahead!!!

870 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 18:09

Stop bumping the 999 thread retards

871 Name: (　 ﾟ_ゝ ﾟ) : 1993-09-9992 18:09

THERE'S NO SLOWING DOWN THIS TRAIN!!!
FULL STEAM AHEAD!!

872 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 02:54

I'm going to miss playing PETA's horrible flash games

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