[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#37]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#37] (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 13:16 [No]

Not everybody lived off the land back in the olden days. Raising crops and livestock was still a farmer's job, it wasn't like everyone had these skills.

850 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 13:21 [No]

Judaism, Christianity, Islam-different assholes, same shit.

851 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 14:11 [No]

>>850
Agreed, NoI and Scientology are the only good religions

852 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 15:33 [No]

Embrace postreligion, venerate gods (and devils, and all-powerful forces of nature/mathematics/outer space, etc. divinities) of your own experience

853 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 15:36 [No]

>>852
Sounds LARPy but if it makes the annoying Wiccan bitches go away I’m all for it

854 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 17:23 [No]

Remembering a homemade-seeming lens cleaner sold by a street vendor in film canisters that was oddly effective but solid at room temperature as a kid and realizing it's hopeless to try looking up what it could've possibly been made from or finding such a small object in this twisted mess of a house.

855 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 17:49 [No]

Get a real god already.

856 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 19:03 [No]

>>855
Got one to offer?

857 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 21:14 [No]

YOU WANT A REAL GOD? CHECK THIS GUY OUT. WATCH, AS IN ONLY ONE DAY HE SEPARATES THE LIGHT FROM THE DARKNESS. HOW GOOD IS THAT! AND IF YOU ORDER NOW, YOU GET, ABSOLUTELY FREE, AN EXPANSE IN THE MIDST OF THE WATERS, SEPARATING THE WATERS FROM THE WATERS. THAT'S TWO DAYS OF CREATION FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! IF YOU ORDER IN THE NEXT TWENTY MINUTES, GOD WILL ALSO LET THE EARTH SPROUT VEGETATION, PLANTS YIELDING SEED, AND FRUIT TREES BEARING FRUIT WHICH IS IN THEIR SEED. AND, GET THIS, EACH IS ACCORDING TO ITS KIND! THIS DEAL IS UNBELIEVABLE, BUT YOU HAVE TO CALL NOW!

858 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9991 21:20 [No]

For me, it's Ohrmazd

859 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 22:16 [No]

>>856
Dream, the Minecraft youtuber

860 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 22:40 [No]

>>856
2011 CM Punk

861 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 03:35 [No]

rectal rooter

862 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 04:13 [No]

PAIN

863 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 05:14 [No]

>>858
Unironically BASED, fuck Ahriman

864 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 11:37 [No]

The CM stands for Chick Magnet

865 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 12:32 [No]

cunt maggot

866 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 12:58 [No]

disgusting vaginae

867 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 13:44 [No]

That was nice of you to put some skittles in your pussy so it would taste nice for me!

Babe I didn't put any skittles in my pussy

868 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 14:12 [No]

kira kira no VIP STAR

869 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 17:23 [No]

slower! slower! we're 20 posts ahead!!!

870 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 18:09 [No]

Stop bumping the 999 thread retards

871 Name: (　ﾟ_ゝﾟ) : 1993-09-9992 18:09 [No]

THERE'S NO SLOWING DOWN THIS TRAIN!!!
FULL STEAM AHEAD!!

872 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 02:54 [No]

I'm going to miss playing PETA's horrible flash games

873 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 02:54 [No]

WE SLEEPING UNDER THE RECENTLY WASHED CUM BLANKET TONIGHT

874 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 02:55 [No]

The 999 thread was made way, way too early.

875 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 03:15 [No]

Nah, that's just what happens when you tell people to slow down, they speed up as observed in boards where a GET is steadily approaching.

876 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 03:35 [No]

Hello I am a heron I am in need of pots and pans upon which to wreak havoc

877 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 05:46 [No]

You remember that kid in school who would latch on to a funny joke and kept repeating it over and over again till the joke died?

878 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 06:43 [No]

That's this whole board

879 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 08:46 [No]

>>877-878
That's the whole Internet.

880 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 14:14 [No]

1) search japanese phrase
2) see マニマニピーポー thumbnails
i don't know how this keeps happening

881 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 14:20 [No]

>>878 I've said it before and I'll say it again: key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

882 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 14:52 [No]

>>877
>>878
>>879
What if the internet/websites overuse jokes because you overuse the internet?

883 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 15:30 [No]

Took a painful shit

884 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 15:34 [No]

Raccoon came last night and spilled the aquarium on my back porch, murdering all my fish. I'm so sad. They're all dead.

885 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 15:35 [No]

Nature is senesless.

886 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 16:08 [No]

>>884
It really should be screened-in if you're gonna do that.

887 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 16:24 [No]

>>886
It is. They have thumbs. :(

888 Name: vc: bi : 1993-09-9993 16:26 [No]

>>887
Little shits!

889 Name: vc: law : 1993-09-9993 19:04 [No]

It is the law to stop contributing to the 999 thread!

890 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 19:55 [No]

what if we got this thread to >>999 first lol

891 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 22:51 [No]

You’re bumping out of spite, aren’t you?

892 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 23:43 [No]

My ex was really into autopsies and scat...

893 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 23:43 [No]

"Really into" was perhaps a slight exaggeration

894 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 00:09 [No]

I knew a girl into abortions

895 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 00:43 [No]

yeetus that fetus

896 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 01:25 [No]

yœtus that fœtus

897 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 01:28 [No]

diarrhœa

898 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 01:31 [No]

After talking about abortions I'm getting planned parenthood ads. Spooky tracking.

899 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 02:05 [No]

>>898
we own your soul. no escape.

900 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 02:29 [No]

gonorrhœa

901 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 05:56 [No]

escaping into the darkness forever

902 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 06:56 [No]

My lungs are giving out on me.

903 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 10:13 [No]

Firecrackers are fun

904 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 12:14 [No]

Let's cry over nothing.

905 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 19:20 [No]

Why are they so damn weird looking?

906 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 20:51 [No]

oh hello

907 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:16 [No]

Apple had a really wince inducing commercial with Billie Eilish

908 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:17 [No]

humans are just weird sweaty pig-ape anthros

909 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:21 [No]

>>908
We're pretty standard apes, no need to make it all dramatic

910 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:36 [No]

Stop posting in 999

911 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:42 [No]

Buttawed noodles, buttawed noodles, thank the lawd for buttawed noodles

912 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:56 [No]

I ain't gonna post on Maggie's board no more

913 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 04:01 [No]

Can DQN handle the SELF-CONTROLLING PATIENCE of just 4.5 posts a day necessary to maintain their goal? Or will jisakujien drop in at the last minute to ruin the world? Find out next week on the finale of DQNball Z!

914 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 04:01 [No]

I blame the /qa/ bros

915 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 04:12 [No]

>>913
He decided long ago it was going to go this way. Celebrate the fact that we had as many successful ones as we did, and don't sweat the ruined one.

916 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 05:22 [No]

917 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 05:23 [No]

It would have been funnier to get 999 on 23:59 of 9998

918 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 05:44 [No]

tfw no tiny bossy gf

919 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 06:27 [No]

The Day of Judgement will not come about until DQNs fight the VIPPER, when the VIPPER will hide behind stones and trees. The stones and trees will say O DQNs, O (　´_ゝ`), there is a VIPPER behind me, come and kill him.

920 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 10:23 [No]

>>910 You made a thing out of it so of course someone's gonna get spiteful 😒

921 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 12:04 [No]

Fuck it, let's get this thread to >>999 on the 9999th. It's not that far off.

922 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 12:08 [No]

ok, i'll start:
JEWS

923 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 15:54 [No]

Who want to tell them there's no >>1000

924 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 15:57 [No]

>>923 I'm fullery aware, let me explain: it was just a little joke

925 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 16:11 [No]

>>924 It seems impossible

926 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 16:28 [No]

>>920
ess em hetch sweaty

927 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 16:30 [No]

Squadala, we're off

928 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 16:41 [No]

Squah d'Allah is so fucking funny, but is it also a little racist? probably

929 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 16:42 [No]

I don't understand the impulse at all.

930 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 18:07 [No]

>>926 I couldn't find the chipper "What's he like, ey?" emoji ^__^

931 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 18:46 [No]

On one hand, it feels like someone jammed ball bearings inside my ear canals, and I can barely sleep due to the pain. On the other hand, I don't have to listen to my obnoxiously loud neighbors, or the street racers outside my window, or the sounds of faulty plumbing equipment, or the police sirens. Take a moment to appreciate the small things in life.

932 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 19:25 [No]

"Those Who Walk Away From Omelets",

933 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 20:37 [No]

>>923 The impossible is simply a matter of opinion...

934 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 22:40 [No]

Mah Boi

935 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 22:59 [No]

yeah, well, Big Tech can't ban my .plan file!

shit why is my cursor drawing dicks

936 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 23:36 [No]

Alright, the poll is in! Place your bets!
https://www.strawpoll.me/42428950

937 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 23:47 [No]

Me too

938 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 01:29 [No]

#MeTop

939 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 01:33 [No]

DQN PFG TV

940 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 01:45 [No]

snoopez

941 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 02:01 [No]

Emerald Tree Boas are really neat

942 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 02:04 [No]

I'll be back in a gif jfif

943 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 04:47 [No]

snooper in her pooper

944 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 04:52 [No]

I think the subtle implication that someone is sucking dick sounds hotter than hearing the constant obnoxious slurping. That or I'm tired.

945 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 06:10 [No]

Extremely homosexual voice

946 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 06:34 [No]

https://youtu.be/fhTE6ELxMB8 is the extremely homosexual voice

947 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 16:29 [No]

Having ED as a side effect from medicine has actually been nice

948 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 16:57 [No]

>>947
Can you cum soft?

949 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 17:39 [No]

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