[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#37]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#37] (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 13:16 [No]

Not everybody lived off the land back in the olden days. Raising crops and livestock was still a farmer's job, it wasn't like everyone had these skills.

879 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 08:46 [No]

>>877-878
That's the whole Internet.

880 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 14:14 [No]

1) search japanese phrase
2) see マニマニピーポー thumbnails
i don't know how this keeps happening

881 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 14:20 [No]

>>878 I've said it before and I'll say it again: key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

882 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 14:52 [No]

>>877
>>878
>>879
What if the internet/websites overuse jokes because you overuse the internet?

883 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 15:30 [No]

Took a painful shit

884 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 15:34 [No]

Raccoon came last night and spilled the aquarium on my back porch, murdering all my fish. I'm so sad. They're all dead.

885 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 15:35 [No]

Nature is senesless.

886 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 16:08 [No]

>>884
It really should be screened-in if you're gonna do that.

887 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 16:24 [No]

>>886
It is. They have thumbs. :(

888 Name: vc: bi : 1993-09-9993 16:26 [No]

>>887
Little shits!

889 Name: vc: law : 1993-09-9993 19:04 [No]

It is the law to stop contributing to the 999 thread!

890 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 19:55 [No]

what if we got this thread to >>999 first lol

891 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 22:51 [No]

You’re bumping out of spite, aren’t you?

892 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 23:43 [No]

My ex was really into autopsies and scat...

893 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 23:43 [No]

"Really into" was perhaps a slight exaggeration

894 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 00:09 [No]

I knew a girl into abortions

895 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 00:43 [No]

yeetus that fetus

896 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 01:25 [No]

yœtus that fœtus

897 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 01:28 [No]

diarrhœa

898 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 01:31 [No]

After talking about abortions I'm getting planned parenthood ads. Spooky tracking.

899 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 02:05 [No]

>>898
we own your soul. no escape.

900 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 02:29 [No]

gonorrhœa

901 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 05:56 [No]

escaping into the darkness forever

902 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 06:56 [No]

My lungs are giving out on me.

903 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 10:13 [No]

Firecrackers are fun

904 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 12:14 [No]

Let's cry over nothing.

905 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 19:20 [No]

Why are they so damn weird looking?

906 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 20:51 [No]

oh hello

907 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:16 [No]

Apple had a really wince inducing commercial with Billie Eilish

908 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:17 [No]

humans are just weird sweaty pig-ape anthros

909 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:21 [No]

>>908
We're pretty standard apes, no need to make it all dramatic

910 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:36 [No]

Stop posting in 999

911 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:42 [No]

Buttawed noodles, buttawed noodles, thank the lawd for buttawed noodles

912 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:56 [No]

I ain't gonna post on Maggie's board no more

913 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 04:01 [No]

Can DQN handle the SELF-CONTROLLING PATIENCE of just 4.5 posts a day necessary to maintain their goal? Or will jisakujien drop in at the last minute to ruin the world? Find out next week on the finale of DQNball Z!

914 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 04:01 [No]

I blame the /qa/ bros

915 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 04:12 [No]

>>913
He decided long ago it was going to go this way. Celebrate the fact that we had as many successful ones as we did, and don't sweat the ruined one.

916 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 05:22 [No]

917 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 05:23 [No]

It would have been funnier to get 999 on 23:59 of 9998

918 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 05:44 [No]

tfw no tiny bossy gf

919 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 06:27 [No]

The Day of Judgement will not come about until DQNs fight the VIPPER, when the VIPPER will hide behind stones and trees. The stones and trees will say O DQNs, O (　´_ゝ`), there is a VIPPER behind me, come and kill him.

920 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 10:23 [No]

>>910 You made a thing out of it so of course someone's gonna get spiteful 😒

921 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 12:04 [No]

Fuck it, let's get this thread to >>999 on the 9999th. It's not that far off.

922 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 12:08 [No]

ok, i'll start:
JEWS

923 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 15:54 [No]

Who want to tell them there's no >>1000

924 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 15:57 [No]

>>923 I'm fullery aware, let me explain: it was just a little joke

925 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 16:11 [No]

>>924 It seems impossible

926 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 16:28 [No]

>>920
ess em hetch sweaty

927 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 16:30 [No]

Squadala, we're off

928 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 16:41 [No]

Squah d'Allah is so fucking funny, but is it also a little racist? probably

929 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 16:42 [No]

I don't understand the impulse at all.

930 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 18:07 [No]

>>926 I couldn't find the chipper "What's he like, ey?" emoji ^__^

931 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 18:46 [No]

On one hand, it feels like someone jammed ball bearings inside my ear canals, and I can barely sleep due to the pain. On the other hand, I don't have to listen to my obnoxiously loud neighbors, or the street racers outside my window, or the sounds of faulty plumbing equipment, or the police sirens. Take a moment to appreciate the small things in life.

932 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 19:25 [No]

"Those Who Walk Away From Omelets",

933 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 20:37 [No]

>>923 The impossible is simply a matter of opinion...

934 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 22:40 [No]

Mah Boi

935 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 22:59 [No]

yeah, well, Big Tech can't ban my .plan file!

shit why is my cursor drawing dicks

936 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 23:36 [No]

Alright, the poll is in! Place your bets!
https://www.strawpoll.me/42428950

937 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 23:47 [No]

Me too

938 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 01:29 [No]

#MeTop

939 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 01:33 [No]

DQN PFG TV

940 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 01:45 [No]

snoopez

941 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 02:01 [No]

Emerald Tree Boas are really neat

942 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 02:04 [No]

I'll be back in a gif jfif

943 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 04:47 [No]

snooper in her pooper

944 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 04:52 [No]

I think the subtle implication that someone is sucking dick sounds hotter than hearing the constant obnoxious slurping. That or I'm tired.

945 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 06:10 [No]

Extremely homosexual voice

946 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 06:34 [No]

https://youtu.be/fhTE6ELxMB8 is the extremely homosexual voice

947 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 16:29 [No]

Having ED as a side effect from medicine has actually been nice

948 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 16:57 [No]

>>947
Can you cum soft?

949 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 17:39 [No]

Japanese twitter: car hamsters
US twitter: 1937 Soviet Russia

950 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 17:46 [No]

>>949
I agree jap Twitter is a lot more playful but they're still stealing your data and the Japanese are passive aggressive as hell online in ways gaijins can't usually catch.

951 Name: Not >>947 : 1993-09-9996 17:52 [No]

>>948 I sure can

952 Name: >>947 : 1993-09-9996 17:59 [No]

>>948
I will try with a semi

953 Name: >>947 : 1993-09-9996 18:16 [No]

yes I can

954 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 19:08 [No]

>>948
You can but it's not easy

955 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 21:29 [No]

i dont know what im feeling

956 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 21:30 [No]

its going to be october soon!

957 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 22:30 [No]

thgat a wyatt. mann cartoon about the electric jew but it's the electric bosniak and the channel is tuned to RTVBiH with the kid saying "mama i want to join join the mujahedin like the cool islamists on the tv"

958 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 22:34 [No]

I've jerked it while on ritalin. It was a nice challenge that was met with success.

959 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 23:24 [No]

I like the delayed ejaculation too

960 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 00:01 [No]

Can we get a dark theme?

961 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 00:04 [No]

>>960
Blue Moon or make your own

962 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 00:10 [No]

gaynus

963 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 01:22 [No]

Two more days two more days!~

964 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 01:44 [No]

>>961
Let's all share our user created themes on the request board! I've got some cool pallets in my head 😎

965 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 02:34 [No]

>>961
I'm not a techno dweeb, I actually have sex.

966 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 03:07 [No]

>>965
Then you should know dark themes are worse for your eyes than light

967 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 03:38 [No]

>>966
I don't care. Since I'm not a techno dweeb, I'm only on the computer 1-2 cumulative hours per day.

968 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 04:19 [No]

It almost is alien to me there are still people out there who still dedicate very little of their day to screen time.

969 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 07:28 [No]

>>967
You really expect us to believe that while posting on dqn? It's like saying you're not a drinker at a bar.

970 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 08:18 [No]

>>969
He could be the designated driver... and if anything, this is a pretty good place to visit if you only spend 1-2 hours on the computer daily.

971 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 09:22 [No]

>>966
Why, how come?

972 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 09:23 [No]

>>965
What a promiscuous slut!

973 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 09:42 [No]

>>971
"The reason it’s easy to see white isn’t unlike why we recommend wearing sunglasses when there’s snow on the ground. Because of the reflection, our irises don’t need to open as wide to absorb the white light. That leaves our irises in a neutral position and allows us to see with better clarity. This is especially true when white light is contrasted against black, which absorbs wavelengths instead of reflecting them.

White text on a black background, or “dark mode,” makes the eye work harder and open wider, since it needs to absorb more light. When this happens, the white letters can bleed into the black background and cause the text to blur, which is also known as the “halation” effect."

974 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 10:00 [No]

Doing research on schizoids is weird now that people claiming to have the disorder come forward with testimonials. https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-schizoid-inner-world-like
I have a hard time believing people known for being secretive and solitary would do this, sounds more like Maladaptive Daydreaming to me.

975 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 10:08 [No]

>>960 Really??

976 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 10:10 [No]

Oh THAT kind of techno dweeb. I've been to two techno music orgies

977 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 13:54 [No]

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978 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 14:36 [No]

>>960
I'm using dark reader and it works ok-ish

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