[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#40]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#40] (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 20:23 [No]

750 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 21:57 [No]

¾ of the way there

751 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 22:15 [No]

I'm personally waiting for 11111 see you guys there

752 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 22:31 [No]

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753 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 22:34 [No]

succus is cute, I want to believe she's a girl

754 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 22:36 [No]

t's 1986 I'm in the first grade
I'm workin really hard to get Mario laid
I gotta save the Princess so he can get the pussy
Believe me, Mario would get that ass so f**k Luigi
Mario really wants to get her in bed
So bad that he's bustin up bricks with his head
He just wants sex, so forget the wedding bells
Jumpin on little mushroom men and turtle shells
Droppin down green pipes and secret passage ways
Makin his move to the end where the final castle lays
Eat a magic mushroom grow a little higher
Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire
All these creatures that attack him
Cut Mario slack
Oh sh*t hold on I'll be right back
I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer
It's gotta be hard to get laid if you're a plumber
That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man
And get him to the end so he can stop using his hand
Mario doesn't wanna get hit he'll shrink
Princess won't f**k a little kid, I think
So stay grown and attend to your own
And eventually the Princess will attend to your bone
(Speak hook 2X)
Save the Princess quick
Because she wants a dick
And if you let her free
You get the pussy
Bowser's trying to get head right now from the Princess
But if it's up to me that sh*t'll stop this instance
Cloud people throwin little spike animals
Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals
I heard nobody yet runnin the Princess's oven
And Mario always says "Virgins, I love em'" (*from the movie "Kids"*)
I hate the Koopa Troopas so I'm gonna run up
And jump on the back of their shells till I get one-up
I'm gonna keep playin and I'm never gonna quit
Cause some kid in school told me you could see the Princess tits
I wanna beat it before any of my friends do
So I can say I put pussy upon Mario's menu
At the end of each level I jump and get the flag
And say to myself another castle in the bag
I hope Bowser's ready cause he's in for a ride
And Mario's serious when it comes to homicide
The Princess is a freak even though she has class
Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass
I hate the cannons that shoot at you constantly
And I hate platforms that fall out from below me
It's all worth while just to see Mario smile
Standin next to the Princess buck-naked profile
That's why it's my crusade to get Mario laid
Super Mario Brothers best game ever made
(Speak hook 2X)

755 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 22:50 [No]

>>753
i wish she would succus all dry
vc: deuce

756 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 22:56 [No]

Quick!

757 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 22:58 [No]

Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows is really [BEYOND DQN]

758 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 22:58 [No]

In a book by philip jose farmer, Venus on the Half Shell, there's this idea that life everywhere in the universe always takes the same form: so every planet that has life has monkeys, giraffes, humans, snakes, butterflies, etc. but each planet has had a different evolutionary battle for sentience, and each planet the dominant species is different. On Earth it just happened that the apes won and humans became sentient, but on other planets, the seals won, or the tigers won, or the giraffes won, or whatever. Sometimes even the rocks and water won. It was a silly novel, pure schlock but it was fun to read. Some post above earlier made me think about it but I can't remember how it related and I'm not going to go look for it. Just gonna type my captcha in (jawwten) and hit reply

759 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:02 [No]

DQN vs VIP Survivor Series with Table Cat's belt on the line

760 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:11 [No]

Hey, everyone: I have a word of the day for you all: “Freshappl” (fre, shap, pul).

It means a sudden change in the present universe, dimension, and/or timeline. example: “I went to the store and bought a bag of apples, and on the way home, it became a bag of oranges. I went through a freshappl as I distinctively and actively remember buying apples and not oranges.”

761 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:15 [No]

Trolled ^

762 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:15 [No]

Trolled V

763 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:17 [No]

>>759
you mean, on the table

764 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:17 [No]

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765 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:20 [No]

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766 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:28 [No]

>>752,764,765
I think you're fucking up somehow!

767 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:37 [No]

My cat yawn-meowed at me. Time for discipline

768 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 00:21 [No]

We couldnt do it...

769 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 00:27 [No]

>>768
unfortunately, i was distracted by unsettling developments and couldn't post

770 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 00:39 [No]

at least there's still 10123

771 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 02:15 [No]

There are still people who spend all day /me-ing with each-other in IRC, and being passive aggressive to the rest of the room who aren't the clique-y "regulars".
It feels like only the bad parts of the internet stick around.

772 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 02:18 [No]

/me does something quirky

773 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 02:23 [No]

im literally going insane i need a cute girl with short hair who doesnt wear makeup to sit with me on the couch and absentmindedly put her feet in my lap while i read a book and she plays on her phone and i need it RIGHT NOW

774 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 02:32 [No]

>>773
thats so specific

775 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 03:15 [No]

Seele, lerne dich erkennen!
lauter Stueckwerk ist zu nennen,
was der Menschen Witz vermag.
Zur Vollkommenheit zu dringen
sind der ids’schen Klugheit Schwingen,
viel zu schwach.

> ids’schen
I can't figure out what this word means

776 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 03:20 [No]

I want a hairy babe. No razors in the house.

777 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 03:21 [No]

check the post number btw

778 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 03:23 [No]

>>777
wasted

779 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 03:55 [No]

>>778
no, i'm happy with it.

780 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10112 04:13 [No]

This episode is boring.

781 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 17:46 [No]

I cant tell if tattoos look cool or not

782 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 18:16 [No]

Go for a foreskin tattoo or go home.

783 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 18:32 [No]

Go big or go homo

784 Name: vc: dosh : 1993-09-10112 21:14 [No]

See this chain? Im rich, bitch!

785 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 23:33 [No]

>>784 It was £6 from H&M :3

786 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 23:34 [No]

> tritium, a radioactive isotope of hydrogen with half-life of 12.32 years that emits very low-energy beta radiation

maybe tritium is just trying to live its short lifetime and you should be less cruel, Wikipedia

787 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10113 10:40 [No]

>>731,732,733,737
Thank you for your much appreciated thoughtful answers.

788 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10113 20:57 [No]

Za domu, my name is Bogdan.

I’m a 27 year old American Balkanboo (Serbia fan for you balija). I draw icons of saints on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Serbian games. (Hellion, Underrail, Pyroblazer)

I train with my SAM every day, this superior weapon can shoot clean through F-117 stealth bombers because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my missile launcher license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Serbian fluently, both Croatian and the Bosnian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Serbian history and their kebab removal code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Serbian visa, I am moving to Belgrad to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a war criminal or a bricklayer!

I own several jeleks, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Serbia, so I can fit in easier. I offer rakija to my elders and seniors and speak Serbian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

789 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10113 22:45 [No]

It's VIP Quality. You can still help it, and by God, you should.

790 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10113 23:27 [No]

The pleasure of possessing
Surpasses all expressing,
But ‘tis too short a blessing,
And love too long a pain.

791 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 03:15 [No]

>>787
To play devil's advocate a bit, "fake it 'til you make it" can actually work pretty well in some cases. Spend enough time pretending to be self-confident and you will be.

792 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 03:59 [No]

Just played pokemon until my eyes hurt

793 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 04:19 [No]

call my dick 'the tiger' cuz fascist femboys are obsessed with riding it

794 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 04:28 [No]

>>793
This has been said less than 5 times in human history

795 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 04:32 [No]

>>701
So far the thing that has stuck out the most to me is that someone at Game Freak has a foot fetish, some stuff lacks polish but they made sure to add the sfx of Bea's bare footsteps.

796 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 07:55 [No]

The U.S.S. Harvey Keister

797 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 17:15 [No]

Chokhmah dick lol

798 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 20:26 [No]

is there any way to block everything from social media except japanese artist profiles?

799 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 20:50 [No]

>>798
Filtering buzzwords was a thing when I used Twatter

800 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 20:55 [No]

porn spam on img

801 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 21:28 [No]

kinda wanna go back to the world where all i had was my mp3 player and shitty cell phone. it's almost unimaginable for me to go anywhere and not have immediate internet access at this point

802 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 22:04 [No]

I liked it more when social media was a cute distraction like the dumb shit people had on their Bebo profiles

803 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 22:14 [No]

>>796
The USSBBW

804 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 22:30 [No]

bruh hits blunt remember when the internet was an escape from the real world and now bruh get this hits blunt now the real world is an escape from the internet :o

805 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 22:46 [No]

>>804
That wasnt what I was going for at all. I was reminscing about early social media which definitely wasnt an escape from the real world.

806 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 22:53 [No]

>>805
I'm smoking weed and sharing my own independent thoughts on the matter but am also mocking myself by presenting them as cliche because I know they're not really original

807 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 23:11 [No]

i wonder if they would actually allow me to name my (hypothetical) boat "USS Liberty Incident"

808 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 23:17 [No]

>>801
There's nothing stopping you from doing that, you know. I still use an old mobile and iPod classic.

809 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 04:26 [No]

drinking vodka & preworkout, by the end of the night i will either be in jail or valhalla

810 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 04:34 [No]

Dubs ahead

811 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 04:41 [No]

never trust a horse.

812 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 04:43 [No]

Sissy hypno vs cbt

813 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10115 04:43 [No]

Hurry Columbo!

814 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 06:41 [No]

I can't see you but I know you're there

815 Name: Succus!kQKISuccus!!Q6gdySll : 1993-09-10115 07:37 [No]

my captcha is spute. spute!

SPUTE!

^{spute^{spute^{spute_{spute_sputespute}^{spute^{spute^{spute^{spute^{spute^{spute^spute}}}}}}}}}

816 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 08:28 [No]

>>808 Same here, I'm lost without my iPod and 9480 outside songs

817 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 08:38 [No]

I have 92,520 songs in iTunes, and about two thirds of them weren't on streaming platforms when I looked. How about you?

818 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 11:38 [No]

>>808
oh, I still use my mp3 player pretty often; it's the internet addiction part that bothers me

819 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 12:14 [No]

this is a post

post psot

820 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 14:42 [No]

mugi why

821 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 15:42 [No]

>>820 you know why ;)

822 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 15:58 [No]

>>798
Yeah, you can use an RSS reader and subscribe to the feeds of whoever you want to follow, most large social networks either feature RSS feeds, or have an alternative website that mirrors its content and distributes it through RSS, like nitter.

823 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 16:18 [No]

>>817
I have like a tenth of the songs, but I've been slowly seeing spotify amassing a bigger and bigger catalog as their leverage against labels grows larger. This year they added This Heat, Gastr del Sol and midori. They even added a single monotrona album for no reason in particular, even though it sits at like 15 listeners. Except for stuff like mixtapes or amateur arrengements, which can't possibly be added, my entire library will eventually be in spotify.

824 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 16:22 [No]

Succus sit on my face

825 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 16:56 [No]

I'm always too lazy and I never grow as a person because of that.

826 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 18:04 [No]

Hello Everyone. Nice To Meet You. I'm Listening To Midori.

827 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 20:40 [No]

Youtube really loves video essays trying to convince you that the 3D pokemon games are satan

828 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 23:02 [No]

Fruitfully gay

829 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10115 23:49 [No]

Griff Garrison's goblin fiancee

830 Name: Succus!kQKISuccus!!Q6gdySll : 1993-09-10116 04:34 [No]

why sit? _{i dont understand}

831 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 06:28 [No]

I'm addicted to ass

832 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 07:28 [No]

masturbation is a fully legitimate hobby!

833 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 07:35 [No]

I think once you get to a certain age tedious, grindy games stop being appealing

834 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 09:08 [No]

The neet life gives you all the hours in the world to play grind rpgs but the unfulfillment of your life is more distracting than the shit that got in the way as a kid

835 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 09:51 [No]

entire higurashi series word count: ~3m

the bible, old & new testament: ~1m
the quran: ~150k
war and peace: ~590k
david copperfield: ~380k

836 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 09:53 [No]

source: duckduckgo

837 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 10:00 [No]

the new touhou gacha is sort of fun but i hope it doesnt lead to the "touhou community" being overrun with 14 year olds

838 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 10:11 [No]

>>837

>implying

839 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 10:14 [No]

I learned a new word a couple of weeks ago but I've forgotten it. What's the word for when someone causes more harm when trying to help?

840 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 10:23 [No]

I tried googling it, I think a smarty-pants here knows exactly what I mean though

841 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 10:28 [No]

>>839,840 Hey sexy, the word you're looking for is iatrogenesis or iatrogenic. No need to thank me, you can just jerk me off later

842 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 11:00 [No]

>>841
Uh that sounds like medical jargon. I'll blow you tho

843 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 11:09 [No]

Whenever I brush my teeth there is a distinct smell of semen in my bathroom.

844 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 11:12 [No]

>>843
try using toothpaste!

845 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 11:29 [No]

>>838 touhou is a boomer franchise, all the teenagers are playing fgo or genshin impact or watching bnha and complaining about problematic age gaps

846 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 12:11 [No]

I just gave >>841 a handjob to say thanks. I was thinking about it in relation to PETA, Stonewall UK and StopAntiSemitism.org,

847 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 13:11 [No]

i wish i was small and cute so i could dress like a touhou, instead i'm cursed to be tall and hansome with massive rippling muscles

848 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 13:16 [No]

great song! death to israel, greetings from rwanda!

849 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 13:16 [No]

i wish i was tall and handsome with massive rippling muscles...
hm, maybe i should try touhou cosplay

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