[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#40]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#40] (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 20:23 [No]

701 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 14:30 [No]

>>637
Sword is better than the Alola games so far. Its not as closed off and handhold-y. I dig the wild area the most so far but that means Game Freak will remove it and put a slightly worse but similar feature next generation.
The biggest thing story mode in pokemon needs is an actual douchebag rival like Blue or Silver that you feel good about destroying instead of a friend you just feel guilty about dream-crushing like Hao. I still am surprised they didnt have him turn evil in USUM.

702 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 15:29 [No]

>>700
i hate my girlfriend she can't do anything right

703 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 16:15 [No]

*touches you with the hl2 barnacle tongue so you instantly ragdoll*

704 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 16:35 [No]

>>694

> she took the poop water

705 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 16:36 [No]

I'll let it slide this time kid

706 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 17:56 [No]

i want usubeni sakurako to lock me in chastity and sit on my face

707 Name: (（$）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（$）) : 1993-09-10110 18:44 [No]

>>691,2
i tihnk it has potential, most of the posts on /img/, /media/, and /hb/ read as women to me, or men who are at least not trolling, too bad i am not too interested in those topics. i hope the admin'll just ban GC/trans beef like she apparently has several other topics.

i'm gonna go back to living under my rock now. life is good

708 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 19:53 [No]

OP didn't add a hidden message.

709 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 20:53 [No]

the other day i saw actual scientists with weight to their opinions on twitter seriously deliberate the possibility that covid-19 comes from a lab and i concluded that an armed conflict with china is basically inevitable at this point.

710 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 20:57 [No]

i have concluded that >>>709 committing suicide is basically inevitable at this point.

711 Name: (　´_ゝ`) ✓ : 1993-09-10110 21:01 [No]

hi a vaguely public figure worship me

712 Name: (　´_ゝ`) ✓ : 1993-09-10110 21:01 [No]

passive agressively retweets you

713 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 21:02 [No]

>>711
checked.

714 Name: (　´_ゝ`) ✓ : 1993-09-10110 21:03 [No]

#BeadyEyesIsOverParty #AAMatters

715 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 21:23 [No]

This is weird but I have never had the urge to travel like most people

716 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 21:24 [No]

>>710
non-ironically i'm killing myself at 60, why would i want to be old

717 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 21:41 [No]

>>716
9 more years and you hit the reddit number

718 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 22:43 [No]

>>716
If you actually take care of yourself 60 isnt that old

719 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 22:55 [No]

tomorrow will be the day of trips

720 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 22:55 [No]

can we get to 777 on 10111?

721 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 22:58 [No]

>>716
What's the point of killing yourself at 60, you already made it that far.

722 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 02:00 [No]

>>719,720
>22:55
dubs

also check the post number

723 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10111 05:01 [No]

How's Columbo going to solve this one...

724 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 09:24 [No]

It's time to give up, you know?

725 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 10:51 [No]

ass
ass
ass
do you like
my ass?

726 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 10:57 [No]

>>725
post it

727 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 11:12 [No]

My digits may not count but at least my date has trips.

728 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 11:39 [No]

the anus beckons

729 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 11:49 [No]

Isn't "just be yourself" kind of like "you should be able to solve this"? Technically correct but utterly unactionable advice that is ignored at best or induces self-doubt at worst.

730 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 11:52 [No]

bare feet

731 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 11:55 [No]

>>729
Just be yourself is a roundabout way of saying relax and feel comfortable

732 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 12:50 [No]

>>729
...no?

733 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 15:25 [No]

>>729
It's a mixed bag.
In some respects, people who say this often get along fine just being themselves in a way that doesn't work for the advisee.
In other respects, it isn't good to act like someone you aren't usually just to impress, say, a date. Because best case it's detectably false and you'll be asked to fuck of, worst case it's false advertising and that's not a good foundation for your personal relationships.

734 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 15:28 [No]

>>733
s/of,/off;/g
(my keyboard has issues)

735 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 16:11 [No]

bea's feet

736 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 16:58 [No]

bee's feat

737 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 17:00 [No]

be yourself, unless you're a fundamentally awful human being, in which case you should be me, a superior human being.

738 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10111 17:44 [No]

Melancholie Durangle

739 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 17:46 [No]

>>738
man, zun's really letting himself go with these new 2hu names

740 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 18:15 [No]

do you ever wonder how many of the people you anonymously interact with online are actually w*men?

741 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 18:29 [No]

not really

742 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 19:34 [No]

woah hey it's 10111

743 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 19:35 [No]

Playing the sims instead of doing my real life responsibilities

744 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 19:36 [No]

so are we going for 777? might actually be reachable

745 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 20:04 [No]

>>740
They are men until proven guilty.

746 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 20:07 [No]

>>740
actually I wonder how many things I read are bots and AI

747 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 20:13 [No]

>>740
same but with feds

748 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 20:33 [No]

>>746,747
these two things and also walking into a store and wondering 'if corona particles glowed in the dark and you turned the light off, what would this place look like?'

749 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 20:48 [No]

Cracky gets gangbanged everytime someone posts in a discord about her

750 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 21:57 [No]

¾ of the way there

751 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 22:15 [No]

I'm personally waiting for 11111 see you guys there

752 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 22:31 [No]

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753 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 22:34 [No]

succus is cute, I want to believe she's a girl

754 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 22:36 [No]

t's 1986 I'm in the first grade
I'm workin really hard to get Mario laid
I gotta save the Princess so he can get the pussy
Believe me, Mario would get that ass so f**k Luigi
Mario really wants to get her in bed
So bad that he's bustin up bricks with his head
He just wants sex, so forget the wedding bells
Jumpin on little mushroom men and turtle shells
Droppin down green pipes and secret passage ways
Makin his move to the end where the final castle lays
Eat a magic mushroom grow a little higher
Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire
All these creatures that attack him
Cut Mario slack
Oh sh*t hold on I'll be right back
I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer
It's gotta be hard to get laid if you're a plumber
That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man
And get him to the end so he can stop using his hand
Mario doesn't wanna get hit he'll shrink
Princess won't f**k a little kid, I think
So stay grown and attend to your own
And eventually the Princess will attend to your bone
(Speak hook 2X)
Save the Princess quick
Because she wants a dick
And if you let her free
You get the pussy
Bowser's trying to get head right now from the Princess
But if it's up to me that sh*t'll stop this instance
Cloud people throwin little spike animals
Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals
I heard nobody yet runnin the Princess's oven
And Mario always says "Virgins, I love em'" (*from the movie "Kids"*)
I hate the Koopa Troopas so I'm gonna run up
And jump on the back of their shells till I get one-up
I'm gonna keep playin and I'm never gonna quit
Cause some kid in school told me you could see the Princess tits
I wanna beat it before any of my friends do
So I can say I put pussy upon Mario's menu
At the end of each level I jump and get the flag
And say to myself another castle in the bag
I hope Bowser's ready cause he's in for a ride
And Mario's serious when it comes to homicide
The Princess is a freak even though she has class
Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass
I hate the cannons that shoot at you constantly
And I hate platforms that fall out from below me
It's all worth while just to see Mario smile
Standin next to the Princess buck-naked profile
That's why it's my crusade to get Mario laid
Super Mario Brothers best game ever made
(Speak hook 2X)

755 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 22:50 [No]

>>753
i wish she would succus all dry
vc: deuce

756 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 22:56 [No]

Quick!

757 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 22:58 [No]

Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows is really [BEYOND DQN]

758 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 22:58 [No]

In a book by philip jose farmer, Venus on the Half Shell, there's this idea that life everywhere in the universe always takes the same form: so every planet that has life has monkeys, giraffes, humans, snakes, butterflies, etc. but each planet has had a different evolutionary battle for sentience, and each planet the dominant species is different. On Earth it just happened that the apes won and humans became sentient, but on other planets, the seals won, or the tigers won, or the giraffes won, or whatever. Sometimes even the rocks and water won. It was a silly novel, pure schlock but it was fun to read. Some post above earlier made me think about it but I can't remember how it related and I'm not going to go look for it. Just gonna type my captcha in (jawwten) and hit reply

759 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:02 [No]

DQN vs VIP Survivor Series with Table Cat's belt on the line

760 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:11 [No]

Hey, everyone: I have a word of the day for you all: “Freshappl” (fre, shap, pul).

It means a sudden change in the present universe, dimension, and/or timeline. example: “I went to the store and bought a bag of apples, and on the way home, it became a bag of oranges. I went through a freshappl as I distinctively and actively remember buying apples and not oranges.”

761 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:15 [No]

Trolled ^

762 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:15 [No]

Trolled V

763 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:17 [No]

>>759
you mean, on the table

764 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:17 [No]

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765 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:20 [No]

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766 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:28 [No]

>>752,764,765
I think you're fucking up somehow!

767 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 23:37 [No]

My cat yawn-meowed at me. Time for discipline

768 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 00:21 [No]

We couldnt do it...

769 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 00:27 [No]

>>768
unfortunately, i was distracted by unsettling developments and couldn't post

770 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 00:39 [No]

at least there's still 10123

771 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 02:15 [No]

There are still people who spend all day /me-ing with each-other in IRC, and being passive aggressive to the rest of the room who aren't the clique-y "regulars".
It feels like only the bad parts of the internet stick around.

772 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 02:18 [No]

/me does something quirky

773 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 02:23 [No]

im literally going insane i need a cute girl with short hair who doesnt wear makeup to sit with me on the couch and absentmindedly put her feet in my lap while i read a book and she plays on her phone and i need it RIGHT NOW

774 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 02:32 [No]

>>773
thats so specific

775 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 03:15 [No]

Seele, lerne dich erkennen!
lauter Stueckwerk ist zu nennen,
was der Menschen Witz vermag.
Zur Vollkommenheit zu dringen
sind der ids’schen Klugheit Schwingen,
viel zu schwach.

> ids’schen
I can't figure out what this word means

776 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 03:20 [No]

I want a hairy babe. No razors in the house.

777 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 03:21 [No]

check the post number btw

778 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 03:23 [No]

>>777
wasted

779 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 03:55 [No]

>>778
no, i'm happy with it.

780 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10112 04:13 [No]

This episode is boring.

781 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 17:46 [No]

I cant tell if tattoos look cool or not

782 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 18:16 [No]

Go for a foreskin tattoo or go home.

783 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 18:32 [No]

Go big or go homo

784 Name: vc: dosh : 1993-09-10112 21:14 [No]

See this chain? Im rich, bitch!

785 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 23:33 [No]

>>784 It was £6 from H&M :3

786 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 23:34 [No]

> tritium, a radioactive isotope of hydrogen with half-life of 12.32 years that emits very low-energy beta radiation

maybe tritium is just trying to live its short lifetime and you should be less cruel, Wikipedia

787 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10113 10:40 [No]

>>731,732,733,737
Thank you for your much appreciated thoughtful answers.

788 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10113 20:57 [No]

Za domu, my name is Bogdan.

I’m a 27 year old American Balkanboo (Serbia fan for you balija). I draw icons of saints on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Serbian games. (Hellion, Underrail, Pyroblazer)

I train with my SAM every day, this superior weapon can shoot clean through F-117 stealth bombers because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my missile launcher license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Serbian fluently, both Croatian and the Bosnian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Serbian history and their kebab removal code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Serbian visa, I am moving to Belgrad to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a war criminal or a bricklayer!

I own several jeleks, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Serbia, so I can fit in easier. I offer rakija to my elders and seniors and speak Serbian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

789 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10113 22:45 [No]

It's VIP Quality. You can still help it, and by God, you should.

790 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10113 23:27 [No]

The pleasure of possessing
Surpasses all expressing,
But ‘tis too short a blessing,
And love too long a pain.

791 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 03:15 [No]

>>787
To play devil's advocate a bit, "fake it 'til you make it" can actually work pretty well in some cases. Spend enough time pretending to be self-confident and you will be.

792 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 03:59 [No]

Just played pokemon until my eyes hurt

793 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 04:19 [No]

call my dick 'the tiger' cuz fascist femboys are obsessed with riding it

794 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 04:28 [No]

>>793
This has been said less than 5 times in human history

795 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 04:32 [No]

>>701
So far the thing that has stuck out the most to me is that someone at Game Freak has a foot fetish, some stuff lacks polish but they made sure to add the sfx of Bea's bare footsteps.

796 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 07:55 [No]

The U.S.S. Harvey Keister

797 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 17:15 [No]

Chokhmah dick lol

798 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 20:26 [No]

is there any way to block everything from social media except japanese artist profiles?

799 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 20:50 [No]

>>798
Filtering buzzwords was a thing when I used Twatter

800 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 20:55 [No]

porn spam on img

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