yeah, dogs are the best, sex that lasts 30 seconds is the best
Egress for the negress
Should I kill myself?
>>54 lmao
man fuck pitayas, that shit costs $6/lb and i keep buying them because they taste like manna
LGBV (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, VTuber)
Good start to the thread so far
>>58
Twitter. You can find necro and self-harm on it so why not bestiality.
>>49 Yeah, 16 is legal here. Was that the one where she was on her period and rode me to a screaming orgasm, then hopped up and squarted blood and cum and endometrium on my chest, then slid back and forward on it? Zomg so hot. I lose my breath any time I think of her, and I think about her all the time, that's why my skin is so blue
>>60
oh fuck, it's the sex haver.
what's your sage advice for becoming like you?
even with some exclusive deviant delights on there, Twitter is probably not worth the brain damage from the high proportion, even by Internet norms, of people on there who think maliciously reinterpreting someone else is clever and funny ('dunking'), possibly behind their backs ('subtweeting') and needs to be done with as much redundancy as possible ('ratio').
it is no wonder that communication is widely regarded as toxic platform-wide ('notifications blew up'); these are indisputably less healthy than porn ('don't @ me')
twitter had a heyday of like 2 years during the late obama/early trump days back before it became a place for undersocialized mentally ill dorks to talk to themselves and have other undersocialized mentally ill dorks occasionally chime in with their weird opinions
>>35 how is wanting someone who hasn't had miles of cock inside them and completely destroyed their ability to pair bond "not a healthy thing to seek"
>>61 The only advice I can give is if a girl wants to have sex with you, just let her. Another tip, I can't speak for all girls, but all the hot babes I know really dig capital letters at the start of sentences.
I started this sentence with a capital “I” and I can smell her pussy dripping from here (the girl reading this post)
The reactions to twitter remind me of how people used to malign /b/
>>68
Quite possible when you do the math:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZrhPfImROM
Disregard corporations
Acquire fumo
fumos are overrated
>>70
Really not sure if I want to watch this, can you give me a quick rundown?
Fumos are correctly rated.
>>73
Quick rundown on them:
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron first
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be the first city)
>in the process of terraforming Pluto as their personal planet
>own basically every DNA editing research ability on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both said to have 400+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>Every child has the mark of the Bogd implanted in them at birth
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communications with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>Discovered the ark of the covenant
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Zahi Hawass allows them full to the evidence of Atlantis within the pyramids
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>They have been able to access the Akashic record since birth, and have spoken about what they saw while they were newborns
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
Please don't be depressed and work your hardest.
Also please don't expect anything beyond the bare minimum out of anything.
ive never sold anything on ebay because im afraid of interacting with randos
i buy stuff off there all the time tho
I feel like advertising works backwards for me. The more I see a thing advertised, the more inclined I am to dislike it.
I guess it is often true the harder the sell, the less likely you need what is being sold.
I'm glad I've never had to fuck a virgin, blood and pain are huge turn-offs for me
benjamin ネタにゃhu
benjamin netanya~hutanari
virgin virgout
i dont understand how someone can "hate old people", like u realize ur gonna get old one day too right, getting old isnt a choice like being gay or black is
>>85
lol, reminds me of the stupid "omg how can you hate children, you were a child once!!" bitch, that is not how logic works, just because you were or are or will be something doesn't prevent you from hating that thing. And I hated myself and other children just as much back then too.
>>64
Brother, we were talking about virginity not becoming the next Reilly Reid
Not even a month since I got on twitter and twitter trannies are already attacking asian artists I follow. So much for "ignore it and it won't exist" (emphasis on "it").
astronomers be like "look at the moon tonight it's gonna be a super blood red awesome cool moon!!" and usually it's fucking nothing or (((((clouds)))))
>>88
Just use pixiv + a booru. You get everything you need without militant retards and as a bonus you dont have to deal with the image quality being destroyed AND the shitty video player
>>86
If you hated yourself that early in life you have serious problems
this thread is already shaping up to be worse than the last one
>>94
heres the ultimate question, does meta make a bad thread better or worse
>>94-97
can we please stop metashitting and go back to discussing virginity already?
me, i think it's really cool how if you live in america you have to do days worth of individual research and end up like the dude from the always sunny screenshot w/ the hundreds of different pieces of thread tacked to a bulletin board just to find a brand of oats that hasnt been sprayed directly with carcinogenic pesticides
remember this next time some politician is saying some populistic shit and pretending to give a shit about the common man, they literally do not care if you and your children end up eating literal poison every day if it means their wealthy benefactors can make a few more dollars. other countries have banned pre-harvest glyphosphate desiccation because they actually care about their citizenry, it's just too bad that the USA isn't a country but the world's largest open air cattle farm, and u are the cattle
>>100
as someone who has lived in the us and 2 other places, putting sugar in the bread is worse than using pesticides, just because some farmers cant dose for shit
I bet you freak out about fluoride in the water too
>>104 what a total non sequitur
stop eating bread btw, problem solved. are you a cow? no? then stop eating grass.
it's ya boi the ratkilla
but yeah fluoridation of water is another thing the US cattle farmers do to keep their cattle in line that isn't done in countries where the common citizen is viewed as a human and not livestock, fluoride is a literal neurotoxin
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7261729/
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31856837/
the monsanto internet defense force is really out here in full view of everyone huh
>>106 hardly, and your attempts to pigeonhole me into an ideological box so you can dismiss everything i'm saying are laughable and predictable
carbohydrates should come primarily from things like fruit, berries, non gluten-containing grains like oats and rice
I cant tell if you all are being serious or not but this thread is gonna be in the top 5 worst current thoughts threads. I blame /img/.
ketosis is like your body's backup generator, it only happens in "wild humans" in times of extreme famine. the "increased alertness" people report while in ketosis is literally just your brain saying "i'm fucking starving dude, feed me already" and desperately looking around for any edible source of glucose. that being said, wheat is still a systemic poison unless u have a ruminant stomach or sprout/ferment it before consumption.
>>108
These are about contaminated groundwater, actual dosed water is fine.
http://whqlibdoc.who.int/trs/WHO_TRS_846.pdf
Seed oils
and feed oils
>>112 this is a 20 year old study from the same people who spent the past 60 years telling you that sugar was fine but eating butter once will make your heart explode. it also makes no recommendations for or against dosing water with fluoride.
if it's such a public health concern though, why is public drinking water not dosed with other water-soluble nutrients that much of the population at large is deficient in? why don't they put methylcobalamin and magnesium chloride in the water?
>The mechanisms by which fluoride affects cell functions include the generation of superoxide anions (Garcia-Montalvo et al. 2009; Izquierdo-Vega et al. 2008); mitochondrial toxicity,[...] and the modified release of the neurotransmitters acetylcholine (Flora et al. 2009) and gamma-aminobutyric acid (Gardiner and de Belleroche 1990).
weird how environmental toxicity always seems to come back to these three things! but i guess the science is settled and we should totally trust the UN and the WHO!
preempting even more attempted ideological pigeonholing: i don't think there's some global systemic lizardman conspiracy to make you drink the fluoride and eat the bugs(but it's fun to pretend sometimes), i DO think the 80 year old geriatric fucks that are in charge of everything are making policy based on outdated science and shareholder profits rather than basing it on what's in the best interest & health of the common person affected by those policies. never assume malice when stupidity is an equally efficacious explanation.
also im gay & not white, just to preempt that as well
9 more posts, guys
>>36
I'm not worried about that one, it'll be gone the moment brothels open up again anyway.
Prime Lex Luger looks like a real life bara character
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Die redpilled podcast conspiracy man
drink the fugging gorn syrup :DD :D
im hungry
GOLDBERG, GOLDBERG
out of all the odd things that have happened in retrospect, i wouldn't have imagined mdickie's shit games would eventually net him modest success. who could've foretold the introduction of smartphones would lead to an insatiable thirst for garbage, disposable fart apps and that he would directly profit from it at the very beginning of the app craze. he still has the /prog/ interview in his website, lol, what a petty man.
don't trust david bowie fans
>>132
I would say it was youtubers playing his games more than anything
Cyanoacrylate de Bergerac
Whatever happened to the dude who was losing his shit about zoomers
I never got the hype of New Vegas (and 3D fallout in general), it always felt like you were map painting the region to a level that was unrealistic for most individuals who werent nearly deity-like. The hardcore mode also didnt feel survival-y enough, just more meters you have to micromanage.
I do like the world and some of the writing though (The hearts of iron mod feels like what Fallout tactics should have been.), I also think being able to viably do unarmed runs is really cool too.
imagine living in korea, surrounded by the best kimchi in the world.
you live with your korean grandma who lives in the same house and makes you eat her kimchi though.
and she's terrible at it so you never get to have the good stuff
>>142 oh dude i played new vegas after hating fallout 3 because the hype was unbearable and guess what
It SUCKED
not just a little either it was UNBEARABLE
probably the most overrated vidya of all time
did i learn anything? yes, i learned to love myself and not listen to people's shitty advice. and never again with fucking bethesda