Anal sex isn't brought up enough in those "how to have a good sex life with a small penis" things
But what if you (note I said YOU!) have both a small penis, and a tiny and well-hidden prostate? What then, smart guy?
>>751
Be a man: use your hand.
Want to beat it? Then you eat it.
The most shocking thing about quitting cigarettes is realizing how badly your tastebuds have been damaged over the years. Suddenly everything becomes so much more flavorful that you genuinely can't believe the same food you've always been eating has never tasted like that.
My sister was watching this video on how "aesthetics" are racist and "fatphobic" and her argument about body shaming and racism intersecting was based on a book that she admitted in the video she didn't read. It was weird and I also find it kind of racist itself that people are trying to compare being born black with being fat, something you can and should change.
>>754
I think fat acceptance is suspect in the sense that fatness becoming endemic is actually a recent phenomenon. I also think the "just diet and exercise" reaction to fat acceptance is equally as suspect for the same reasons though. I do think that people can individually change their lifestyle and become healthy, but I also think that the way fatness has spread, particularly in the poorest states should be evidence enough that it's also an environmental issue and the result of shit policies.
>>757
I hate to be reductionist, because it's way more than just a couple shit policies, but culture also plays a role. McDonalds makes a tasty combo meal and can advertise on TV as sexily as it wants, but there might be some barriers to the beef industry showing, like, a bunch of keto-carnivore dieters and stating simple facts about their weight loss and improved health.
I read a book today!
I think the keto thing is weight loss simply because the people stop snacking on things like chips/crisps
You know, 1993 was a very strange year indeed. And it was a disturbing year, too.
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Is it shallow that even though my friends are telling me I would enjoy this new movie I refuse to watch it because of how awful the company that makes it is
I used to tell myself that the ride never ends.
Now I have realized that the ride has already ended.
My niece wants to major in English. She has realistic expectations about job opportunities but for some reason I feel very bad about not talking her out of this.
>>765 Hmmm I think it's the opposite of shallow, to deny yourself something good based on your principles
Yay, finally succeeded in installing a mosquito net in my fucked up window... I should have done this two years ago...
>>768
The only English she'll need to know is "Will there be fries with that?"
Lance ain't a common name nowadays but in the middle ages people were named Lancelot
you'll never understand how shocked i was when i found out all the characters in "Tony Hawk's Pro Skater" were actual people, i saw someone mention tony hawk and post a video and i was like holy shit and if you dig deeper into the rabbit hole you'll find out that Bob Burnquist and Geoff Rowley are actual people with Wikipedia articles too
>>773 The real-life Officer Dick made me "assume the position" 😛😚
some days i worry that i am only ever a nuisance to other people
other days i worry that i enjoy it too much
One time a girl took me back to her place, and we were sitting in her room and she was showing me some of her things, and she said "Hey check this out" and pulled out a bit of red cloth attached to a stick. I just smiled at her but in my head I was thinking "that's a red flag"
i can understand written and spoken japanese just fine but the only way i'm capable of speaking is like an anime maid, i'm also a 6'4 290lb weightlifter with a beard and a 325lb snatch so it fucks people up
i regret to inform you that the bleggs have discovered future bass
>Blegg is a slang term used to refer to a burger with blue cheese and an egg. The phrase is in common use in Sheffield and came from Relish restaurant. I'll have a Blegg please. Yes, a burger with blue cheese and an egg.
Coming from a Relish restaurant veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, a Blegg.
That's right, a burger with blue cheese and an egg. This is Sheffield 's way of eating.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>780, should just stick with future bass.
Thinking about that dude that put the meatball in his mouth but it was too hot, so he tried to blow on it inside his mouth but just spat it onto his shirt
>>744
It's not about flavor, but control over particle size
A large number of people in Latvia are downloading Shrek movies. I wonder if the character is popular there or if a group of people doing a syncwatch or something
A large number of people in Latvia are wrestling imported alligators sexually
A large number of people in Latvia are cute girls
She ain't gonna sit on your face, king.
What do you mean "why are you sitting alone?"
Because you're all a bunch of twats that's fucking why! Let me have lunch in peace, Christ.
>>789
Even if you disliked most of the student body, you should have been able to find some non-twats to sit with
>>790
I am at work. There's maybe 20 people here, two thirds of which would rather be speaking a language I don't. So the choices are limited.
Finished Omori. Sad.
Porn star name, or nom d'cum
help, imagining doing things is much better than actually doing them
This is the third thunderstorm this summer! Good things coming this way!
(meme of the guy explaining something uncomfortably close to a girl)
you see, there was this japanese baseball player with financial issues...
Every photo of Donald Fagen is either him passionately screaming into a microphone or pouting indignantly at the camera
>I will be donating the entirety of this site's revenue to The Southern Poverty Law Center
glad i use adblock, lol
i don't understand how there are atheists in fictional settings where you can literally pray to the gods to bring someone back to life or heal wounds and it works, that always seemed like a dumb trope to me
Vice magazine would have you believe that all girls are into pegging but they very much are not.
>>800
Sounds like the journos fell for another meme getting popular
Why am I a contrarian
>>798 Why do you feel this way? I mean I block all ads too, but why is it especially good you're blocking them for that reason?
>>804 how much do you bench? when's the last time you touched grass?
Man, it's weird that there is a specific generation of imageboard users who hang onto outdated late-2010s memes as well. I wonder if in like 10 years people will be all nostalgic and sentimental about calling everything spooks and sneeds etc
>>807
Worse yet, there will be tons of teenies feeling sad about missing out on it.
It's been too long since I have made a board slightly worse by calling meme users teens constantly
It's been too long since I have charged mah lazer
>>805 I don't count, and 25 minutes ago, I just wondered about the dickish attitude to poor people
Anonymous imageboards always have to fucking attract schitzos
Somebody hug me.
Anonymous symphonies always have to fucking attract scherzos
Anonymous symphonies
Amorous sympathies
Churches always have to fucking attract religious types
Amoral scrupulousness
🤔 🤔 Amoral scrupulousness... 🤔 fas...cinating 🤔
How do I make friends?
You don't, it's all over,
>>821
If you're not in the education system you're not gonna be making any serious friendships.
schools are prison camps
>>811 the southern poverty law center has nothing to do with poor people, but it's an understandable misconception, like how melonpan has nothing to do with melons but one could easily be led by the name into thinking it does.
>>821 the shared misery of being forced to be in the same place all day performing pointless menial tasks together is what forges friendships while you're in school, therefore i recommend joining the military or playing an MMO.
MMOs being brought up unearthed this song in my memory https://youtu.be/JkR7zClEkAo
🕋 why is the Kaaba an emoji
Whenever someone publicly complains about [white males], however they phrase it, it always gives me a stupid smile and light laugh because they come off like obnoxious checkmarks on Twitter in more formal settings and there is some humour in that to me for some reason
>>830 You could also start/join a band, do you play an instrument?
The older I get the more I dislike "business management" games or "tycoons". I fiddle with tedious menus enough IRL.
I will never understand why people get so invested in sports that they get violent. Most if not all people who do this sort of thing are just audience members, but I suppose it fills the void for traditional tribalism.
The older I get the more I dislike management simulation'' games or colony builders''. I wrangle a bunch of obstinate dwarves enough IRL.
Everything from video games to spectator sports (most passively consumed media really) to even outdoorsy things seem to have these dark clouds of negativity hovering over them. I wonder if this is just reflecting the world right now or only because I only interact with hobby stuff online and the internet loves negativity.
>>836 There's so much petty division over so much stupid shit, buncha stupid cunts
Otaku Killer summoning ritual
>>811
SPLC is mostly known for their hate speech tracker and their pro-bono civil rights litigation. Also he asked "how often do you touch grass" because it's a thing they say at twitter and twitter is full of people talking about racism I guess, seems like a rather contrived way to diss someone, if you ask me.
It comes off as less pretentious than "go outside" or "read a book" etc etc
God even chess has become full of drama lately. They blow up on twitch and in less than a year everybody hates GMs and everybody's airing each other's dirty laundry
Try gaping it
Sure. Keep giving me money, I'll keep making spaceships for ya.
>>834 i think it also has to do with vicarious feelings of vitality/masculinity, it's always the people who seem least capable of actually playing a sport that are the most emotionally invested in sports. everyone i know who's actually fit and athletic and watches sports watches them because they can appreciate it as a contest of athleticism and not as some kind of weird mock-war substitute.
put another way, people who are actually full of vitality and masculinity don't feel the need to engage in performative masculinity by eating chicken wings and drinking beer and screaming at the television, they just go lift weights or jog or something.
Men who are already performing masculinity don't need to perform masculinity because that'd be extra redundant.
I guess I'm just autistic and don't understand gender roles or social cues or whatever but I don't see "enjoying gender marketed product" as "performative masculinity". It always seemed insulting that things like "masculinity" and "femininity" are boiled down to aesthetic and product preferences, the kind of thing I thought we were more or less moving past seeing as gendered.
Performative or toxic masculinity to me is a man insisting on a fight after you accidentally brush shoulders in an effort to signal to others he doesn't "put up with shit".