I hate myself.
>>451
Are you going to tell us why exactly, or are we going to keep having to listen to vague expressions of self-loathing?
2 people in my city I actually know died right after taking vaccine. Thinking it's safe, harmless, and necessary is just plain wrong. A coworker of relative, and somebody living near a friend of a relative. There are probably more cases, but I don't watch news, and nobody will let those into news.
Belly baby
>>454
Honestly. Im more apprehensive of long term effects, check back in 20 years if we all get lung cancer or something.
Joe Root is my new god
>>454
On the flipside I know two people in my county who died from coronavirus and I live in a fairly rural area. The wife of a local shopkeeper and an acquaintance of my mother. Then again they were both pretty old and one had a stroke a few years ago.
sex
Goethe was a pervert
Whatever happened to the goatse guy?
>>461
His name is Kirk Johnson and he's well known in certain amateur porn communities. I found two forum threads claiming he died recently (one in 2006 and one in 2012) but neither seems trustworthy.
Brian Peppers vs Kirk Johnson
The goatse guy's reputation has soiled those of Kirks forever; now they're all suspected anal expansionists.
Did they ever find out about the goatse guy's spouse?
Its a bizarre catch 22 I find myself in. I am not following my dream career because I dont want to regret not starting a family/relationship when im old because of the extremely poor work life balance in said profession.
I hope I dont regret not doing that to avoid regrets.
I caught the fetish for stealthily removing condoms.
I dont think I'll be happy until HIV is involved
>>465
You post on DQN, thus you will never start a family/relationship.
Go chase that dream career! ( ˃ ∀˂)
Need me a PAJG (phat ass Jewish girl)
banned from facebook for ???
at the worst possible time, too
The pro-Taliban sentiment in Internet right wing/"post-left" circles that is meant to be anti-imperialist is ironically an extremely Amero-Eurocentric POV
>>470
Regardless of your views on fundamentalist Islam, life under the Taliban sounded bone-crushingly boring. What an awful existence
>>472
The thing about sex that few know is that you don't actually stick your dick into the butt cheeks
>>468
The arab looking ones or the slav-whiteish looking ones
What is a smart pig? Will the smart pig obediently wait for his turn to get slaughtered? Or will it try to escape?
Smart pig is born into blockchain, has pigcoin tattooed on its neck
What comes after accepting that you've failed at life?
>>478
me, inside you (no condom)
>>478
Having fun with your situation and enjoying your time left
they call nsfw but what if you work in the porn industry
i just masturbated
"memoirs of a geisha is just mean girls for gay weebs"
so..... last i checked the usa wasn't actually completely taking troops out of afghanistan until the end of august, what happened? lol
i think im gonna make a net out of this leftover hemp cord any advice?
"No I'm just saying that true Western academics of ancient Chinese classics should make a stab at romanizing Old and Middle Chinese instead of some arbitrary standard Mandarin."
This time... it's doopee time
having a fucked up circadian rhythm suuuuuccccks
tried to have an energy drink midday to keep me awake til nightfall so i could sleep til morning and reset my schedule but it made me only be able to sleep for like 5 hours so here i am at 1:30 am, significantly worse for wear for only having slept 5 hours out of the last like 30
>>491
Any idea on how to pass the time when you're up alone? Im so bored and feel unproductive
>>492 tired-but-can't-sleep is kind of a bad mode for doing what I'd prefer to diddle away time doing, like video games, (fulfilling) reading, or learning a skill.
I may have picked up translation and proofreading as a hobby because your work is very one-and-done, plus you come across interesting things. But it's also a bitch to check your work when you're so tired, you make sloppier mistakes than you intend.
Some people have found success just daydreaming themselves back to sleep, though. Wish I could!
(and I've suffered this all my life, I don't really have a solution, just a million hobbies that I'll never be any good at)
>>494 i suffered with insomnia for a long time too but there's some supplements that may help, namely L-theanine, glycine, inositol, magnesium, zinc. eat less simple carbs, cut out all caffeine, get some physical exercise once a day. even at times when i'm awake at night and sleeping during the day doing all those things helps my sleep quality by a lot. melatonin is a scam and probably makes things worse in the long run, like how taking steroids makes your body produce less endogenous testosterone.
cutting ALL caffeine at any time of day is important if you have insomnia, just doing a "no caffeine after noon" rule or something doesn't help much because the half-life of caffeine in the body is about 40 hours.
disclosure: i am >>491, i haven't been exercising due to an injury so ive been having trouble sleeping.
when i do ALL of those things consistently my sleep quality is really good but honestly it's hard to keep up with
imagine a legend of zelda game except every so often a gimmicky enemy/encounter appears to force you to grind a bit before proceeding the story, then navi dutifully informs you that you can spend real life money on a slot machine that has a chance of letting you skip the grind and it's so fucking gay and frustrating because the story is actually interesting and you really want to finish it
It seems like there is no in-between of no interest in trains and hardcore foamer lifers, for people not working in the industry anyway.
Train simulators are almost esoteric especially considering the model of the train changes how you control it, though the principle with the brakes and throttle is the same in most models of electric locomotives, but how this is done changes with each model. Not to mention that if it's a modern game the complete experience can cost thousands of dollars and for older/open-source things like Microsoft Train Simulator mods aren't organized well and often are paywalled.
It's either like that or a completely boring business management sim, there are few games for people who just want to pleasantly explore routes.
I watched one of those clickbait iceberg videos, about AVGN of all things. 0/10 no mention of interracial cuckolding or those embarassing /tv/ stories
Yizza boy
I love staying up all night, when I have time off work my favourite thing to do is stay up till 5am smoking the ganja and making art and music.!
Come mister taleban, behead mi banana
>>502
All-nighters can be fun but they leave you feeling like an angry loner if done too much
自爆霊 would be a good name for an exploding ghost enemy in a video game
I made gyudon for dinner and asked my wife if she wanted extra sauce. She said no. I then asked if she wanted extra green onion. She said yes.
>>507
Take it you marked her afterwards, if you know what I mean.
ordering a pair of glasses online and laughing at the "SPH" column
german bodybuilders be like: ja ja, today ich will machen ze benchenpressen und ze totenliften
I finally bought some h-manga from my favourite artist because it was on sale and im conflicted about uploading it
中国語の重量挙げに関する用語はかっこよくて意味つかみやすいけどなぜか日本語の用語は大体ただ英語ののカタカナ表記。表外字が多いけど、十中八九同じ意味の常用漢字がちゃんとあるから不思議…
挺挙 - クリーンアンドジャーク。「挺」は中国語で「耐える、立つ、直き」の意味を含むらしいのでその三文字の中でどれでもいいと思う。この挙げ（リフト）を実際試した者は解る、これがまさに「耐え挙げ」なんだ。
抓挙 - スナッチ。もし表外字の「抓」を同じ意味の「掴」にして送り仮名を付けたら「掴み挙げ」。そうしたら意味がつかみやすくなるんでしょう？
硬拉 - デッドリフト。既に全文常用漢字から問題なし。
臥推 - ベンチプレス。中国語は日本語とまちまちで「推す」は「物理的に圧力を付けて」の意味を含むので日本人の見慣れた「押す」にしたらそしてスナッチと同様に常用にして送り仮名つけたら「伏せ押し」。
頭頂推挙 - オーバヘッドプレス。肩押しかも。ここはまた中国語と日本語との物理的の意味違いがある。「推挙」は中国語で「物理的に物を押す」けど日本語で「お進め」の意味を含む。大体「プレス」の英単語を「押す・押し」にしたらいいと思う。
Mike Matei is the definition of based
I want McDonald's
aphex_twin_-_i_want_sex.mp3
My alopecia spot looks like mongolia
Im gonna flip up every asian girls skirt I see and shave their pubes. Thats it.
I Shaved Her Pubes With Hanlon's Razor
how can air be itchy?
eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast
poe's law but for online QUILTBAGs
>>525
i, for one, am NOT and i was shocked to learn that you are
shocked, i tell you
>>526
nothing wrong with being bald, but i figure either me, you or shii should statistically be balding already
Just found out that "Dream" is the modern version of what "Pewdiepie" was back in the early-mid 2010s, except much fatter.
lolcat image that says "im in ur country, fucking ur women"
I have pretended to be mentally retarded for the past 7 years.
>>529
Cheating at minecraft is serious, news-worthy business
お魚のお目々は一番美味しいとこなんや!
vc: dame
I have a nice Beatles sort of hairdo. I just want to say thank you to my mum who didn't let me get dreadlocks or dye it purple when I was 14 like I wanted to, that would have been an embarrassing mistake, thank you mummy
Painstakingly faithful reconstruction of Jodorowsky's vision of Dune
in The Sims 3
what happened to that guy who would post summarized descriptions of stuff from the ctrl+v thread like he was a screen reader for blind people
rhythm jigoku
rhythm jukujo
rhythm shikoshiko
rhythm tanjo raibusutorimu
rhythm nakadashi!
rhythm samishen
petition to put gengaozo in umineko
/dqn/ just passed 100000 onions in the frying pan!
I know I asked for extra onions but that's ridiculous...
I looked up François Cevert from that decapitated people list, and made myself sad ;_;
POP MY COCK OFF! C'MAN M8, POP MY COCK OFF! POP IH OFF!
how are they still re-releasing skyrim, who is playing this game still