>you wish you had nothing in common with.
That wishing is something you should rise above, and also our entire commonality should be embraced
the don quixote of eating pussy
>>760-761
So what you're saying is, not only do I have something in common with the don quixote of eating pussy, but I should embrace it?
Western Europe assume way too much shit about Eastern Europe
>>762 I haven't thought about it like that before but fuck yeah!
>>763 I haven't thought about it like that before but fuck yeah!
Christine raped HER mom with HER bent duck
my captcha is he
i wish i was joking
Chicago drivers are somehow worse than LA and Detroit drivers.
>>772 I'll make sure to thrust my hips forward the next time I jack myself off
noblebright fantasy world where computing now has more lisp-nature than basic-nature
>>772
Is this why I can last forever when the girl's on top?
My mom chastised me whenever I played a female character in any game ever and that didn't really make much sense to me then or now.
starts farting to the tune of the body reported sound from among us
I hate this idea I've seen discussed a few times recently that a guy choosing female characters means he's trans and doesn't know... if I'm looking at a character's butt for 10 hours or something I want it to be a lady butt. People who see themselves as the protagonist when playing are weird
so when am i getting invited to the irc channel
the don quixote of having sex in a bathtub full of nattou
the don quixote of spooning nattou into my pussy
personally I think murdering funko pop collectors is a very underrated video game feature
>wish to cum inside & sexually dominate cute boys
but
>5'7
>weak
>used to look like a girl back when i still had long hair
...help?
the don quixote of your mom
the sancho panza of how soon is now
the artemio cruz of holding in your poop
elephant's foot-like diarrhea session
>wish to cum inside & sexually dominate cute boys
but
>6'1
>strongfat, 245 bench 420 deadlift
>have long hair
anyone?
who's this "Donnie Quicksoat" fella you guys keep mentioning, never heard of him.
>>776,778
sometimes a girl fits the build/RP persona i had in mind better, sometimes there's powerful sex-exclusive armor sets (sultry pareo!!), sometimes i just wanna play as a cute girl. im like a k-4 so if i make the "character i wanna fuck/be comfortable staring at their ass for long periods of time" its usually a cute boy, not a cute girl.
also in games with romance options usually the only way to date the guys is to play as a girl
My fetish is forcing chubbier girls to do strenous exercises
>>788
i'm sure you can find a twink who is 5'8' or lower mate, you're just not trying hard enough.
i'm not trying at all, im jacking off and playing chinese gacha games
vc: gog
i like playing as a girl in dark souls 3 because anri becomes a male and i can "marry" him
1860 Boden Professor of Sanskrit election
I was at All Out and that probably damaged my hearing worse than any concert I went to in my youth.
cool hot boss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50A_WK5FELs
ray sipe is still alive
立派nd tear
i really like games where i can play as a loli. not for sex reasons but for "vicariously raising the cute daughter i'll never get to have because i'm far too autistic to attract a mate" reasons
desco is my daughter
I played Saints Row IV Re-Elected recently because it was cheap in the sale, I'd never played one before and figured it would be a cheerful GTA-style romp. When I found you could play as a goth girl with humongous bazongers and blood coming out of her eyes, that immediately made it worth the money. Then I found you can run around naked, and it was great. Her animations weren't made with gigantic honkers in mind so every time she moved her arms in front of her, the titties would bounce about like crazy!
>>806
aren't there mods for that? I'm vaguely tempted to give the game another try
I will get my revenge, eventually
BARRY DA! DANCIN' IN SEPTEMBER!!!!
I don't want to go to work...
sometimes i do the tinnitus trick while i'm in public, and i desperately have to assure people i'm not stimming or anything
McCree's name 'bout to be short for "Jessica"
>>806
A crap thing about it is I spent a while at the start leveling up all my powers, only to find they often got disabled for some crap reason in storyline missions, since the powers often just break the missions
>>805
Not bad for a western game. 2013 feels like it was yesterday, man.
To think within a day all the kids have turned into (partially) functional adults...
Thinking about forcing the chubby chavvy brummie girl to attempt the jack-o challenge
by my reckoning, it'll only be 3 more sequels before "amount of clothes etna wears" has a hex overflow and rolls back around to have her wearing a burqa
Is it an American thing pronounce "niche" like "nitch"? I thought Jim Cornette does it as a joke but I keep hearing it in other places
>>819
I think thats regional. I say niche like "neesh".
neeshay
Nietzsche
I like that we're back to calling blacks "colored" and gays "queers"
>>826
I'm glad I'm not the only one who found "people of colour" questionably kinda racist
Would the real ((●)トェェェイ(●)) please stand up
'twas a mirthful and malodorous midafternoon,
Lol at Tony pronouncing Suzuki-gun like Suzuki-goon
north korea: worker's party, succdem party, chondo party, and chongryon
south korea: https://ko.wikipedia.org/wiki/파일:Political_parties_of_south_korea.svg
Navigare necesse desu. Vivere non desu.
I think its amusing some of the internet crowd are very knowledgeable about North Korea just because the Kim family and their philosophy is pretty memeable
cholchol hwa
which teekyuu would you cum in
robots don't poop
I think "can I fucking help you" is the next annoying trendy phrase
Yes you fucking can.
Skeletor singing YMCA in Cantonese
kudos to the hag poster for killing my interest in the last thing you fapped to thread
when a girl talks to me online or irl i listen contently or actually i wait until she's finished talking before asking "How is your relationship with your father?" and then i grudgingly start comprehending what she has to say
>>845
you just have to out-post him, don't let him win!
no more work
Cis women think saying "fucking" is so cool
>>847 I meant in particular when two strangers have a discussion on someone else's post, especially when it's a weird off-topic discussion, and the OP says it. Doesn't necessarily have to have the fucking in it. I saw it once last week then a bunch of times since then on tumblr and twitter.
I've seen "chefs kiss" too much as well, add that to the list
my stomach is rumbling but my poops are all solid
I can see it now
Ah yes, can I fucking help you?
Can I help you fucking?
>>855 It's a bit like "what did I just read" "wtf did I just see" when some normal person sees something kinda weird or trippy, I sense a certain tone that I find annoying
I guess that's where "sir this is a wendy's" ended up
I literally just can't even right now