Why is everything today pink and purple
Your OS may have shipped you a file called "web2" with the claim that "The 1934 copyright has lapsed" on the (much loved albeit overly conservative) Webster's 2nd. This claim is false, as the copyright was duly renewed in 1961 (Renewal ID R286979).
However, the copyrightability of a word list is actually a legal grey area and it probably isn't eligible under the Feist doctrine, so feel free to download it before Merriam takes over all cyberpunk dystopia-like.
FTP (in more ways than one),
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>>845
I dont believe its in good faith and its that person who gets butthurt about masturbating to 2d
On that note, I can't find a Google Books / Internet Archive scan of the so-called "1913 webster" that was digitized by MICRA, the text of which you can find on many free resources, but it doesn't match the 1911, and I find that (dare I say it?) sus.
>>853
dear lord i'm not even on twitter and i know that one's like 5 years old
LMAO @ imdb
Star trek picard has a 7.5 what a joke
As they get older, Keiji Muto and Goldberg are converging.
In an effort to curb depression in these trying times, xration doujins have been banned to limit despair
cheer up
>>865 I know, but I'm seeing it everywhere still, it's reached normies on facebook
Same with "New ___ just dropped", especially with "Wake up babe" at the start. I know it's not new but I've been seeing it everywhere the past few weeks.
Retreating to the eldritch dunny to practice my dark sharts
Anyone feel like playing some mahjong?
everyone under age 40 saw stuff like the clear channel memorandum when they were growing up and realized that america isn't a serious country, it's an amalgam of weird "judaeo-christian" boomer dorks performatively sobbing and pissing themselves because they heard frank sinatra sing "i'll make a brand new start of it/in old new york" on september 12 2001
>>875 It seems like today it would be the young woke types complaining about that kind of thing
Why do egirls always have a facial sunburn
Xhamster ruined like pornhub
I like how trying to search for conspiracy theories on google leads to a bunch of articles discrediting them, like, looking for "bears conspiracy theory disappearance"
The WIRED guide to internet conspiracies
“It’s a conspiracy theory and climate change”Of beastly encounters and cervine disappearances in Himalayan India
Creationism bears all the hallmarks of a conspiracy theory
hrt is bodybuilding for people that like pink and purple more than silver and gray
>>875
Oh, that's what it was called! I remember there being this list of banned songs with some really weird inclusions, but I could never find it.
geo hikari fucking murders you with a huge rock
Wario Ware: Shove It Up Your Own Ass
Wario Ware: Suck It And See
Just gonna hope the antivax crowd sort themselves out
i don't understand why fat old boomers arent taking the vax but i understand why young healthy people aren't
"i dont need yer vaccine, i have this thing called an IMMUNE SYSTEM!"he says in between fistfuls of cheetos, meanwhile the guy who actually has an immune system and chest striations goes on pretending none of this is real (because it isnt)
my energy drink addiction is really eating into my day laborer bux
eating steak with your hands is correct
fork and knife cucks have no tactile sensation, only cold dead metal
Picketfencecucks BTFO by chainlinkfags
I feel like 63 in the Apathy thread saw one too many of those commercials where teenagers talk down to the viewer about the enviroment/consumption
I like how it's OK to make fun of someone for being born somewhere, but its NOT OK to make fun of what they were born
every now and then you should just eat a whole roasted chicken with your bare hands like you're some steppe barbarian that just busted into a medieval ukrainian food cart, it's good for the heart chakra
>>893 you have it backwards, those teenagers are part of the psyop because they think MORE plastic and LESS meat is the solution and never mention shit like soil mineralization precisely because they are establishment stooges
anyway, there's no sense getting blackpilled about it; just replace the dietary magnesium with magnesium glycinate+chloride, avoid plastic packaging as much as you can, drink real milk kefir and raw egg yolks and lift weights. soon the GAE will collapse and men of passion and vitality will take over once again using the ruins of the old institutions as a stepping stone to power, this is called "riding the tiger".
(ruminating about it increases cortisol which only amplifies the physical and spiritual degradation caused by the GAE, this is intentional, THEY want you to either submit or die of despair.)
give your heart to christ and your body to coach pendlay
>>896
Look theres this Netflix documentary abour meat and inflammation ok
I know True Crime content has a huge audience, but advertisers must know how awful sponsoring extremely violent content looks
>>900 as always it's a half-truth, shitty meat from animals that are treated like crap and fed garbage(i.e. most prepackaged grocery store meat) will of course be bad for you. sometimes they literally feed bulk surplus candy from candy manufacturers to cows and pigs, plastic wrapper and all. tyson packs their chickens together like jews in the holocaust and doesn't treat their workers much better than the chickens, it's bad for the soul to eat such meat.
<to the tune of "alabama nigger">
i'm a xinjiang uighur and i wanna be free
hell with the chinese CCP
>>897-898 ... since you're here, can u explain what the term GAE is?
I mean, i know it just means ZOG, but could you expand the acronym
wanna make some cookies but my girlfriend wants me to make something with matcha so i guess i gotta try and find a matcha cookie recipe
The goat fucker joke except it's about devs who made one good game....
> be French medieval writer
> the greatest British king isn't English
> he gets cucked by the greatest knight of all time, who is French
> mfw English people think it's a history centuries later
> mfw the Crown had already been mostly dispossessed of their continental territories by that time
>mfw English
>>895
Sounds like a character's speech quirk chakra. It's a pretty good word chakra.
Youtubers constantly bitching about big corporations and "eating the rich" while plugging their merch and sponsor codes every second
the problem with the matrix is that the steak code wasn't FOSS so you couldn't have your own premium steaks
FOSSy jaw
oh fuck, I neglected to funny number post on funny number day
Pro-democracy activists adopting the three finger salute from the hunger games is the gayest shit in history
a nobel peace prize for the mother fucker who decided to print shirt labels instead of putting a scratchy fricking tag on people's napes
>>914 modern politics is an endless parade of 38 year old white women talking about how "brave"and "powerful" everything is and comparing their enemies to villains from young adult fiction
mass literacy is good because it means more people can read the two most important books ever written, the bible and the brothers karamazov
however it's bad because it gave w*men access to brain parasites like "the handmaiden's tale" that their female mental immune systems are too weak to look at critically without succumbing to
>>916-917 Pfft sit down incel
www.
>>917
I quite enjoyed the Handmaiden's Tale but I always thought it was thinly veiled maledom porn rather than anything to be seriously analyzed.
Anyway, I feel like the only reason people are literate is because public schooling forces them to be, You see lies about reading because folk are embarrassed that they dont do it anymore.
Set up a laptop dock in the dining room. Gonna inconvenience everyone by having wires block pathways to the kitchen
>>918,922
Kiss!
The Handmaiden's Tale (at least the TV show) is one of those things like Get Out where it could be decent but it beats you over the head with the message and eliminates all subtlety, kinda lacks substance and removes the viewer's ability to draw their own conclusion.
Seriously, THT's soundtrack was so on the nose, the viewers arent that dumb.
the issue with handmaiden's tale or man in the high castle is that it presumes we're not already living in the fascist dystopia
I dont know what it is but angry children are so funny
god i hate being tired in front of the computer, because then i start finding all kinds of inane shit funny
imagine being so pathetically awful you judge people by their virginity
You overhear tavern tale #22
dr pavel i'm pee eye ayy
>>929 Quite simply, virgins are different. They behave differently and have a different handle on life.
>>936
I've got a tear in the eye,
I, of course, have had "pussy". Unlike some of you.
I once pumped a 16-, 26- and a 46-year-old in the same month 💪👯👅ꌛꌛꌛ
I must be great in bed because whenever I have sex with a girl, after maybe 3 minutes she jumps out of bed going "UUAAAGHHHH HOT HOT HOOOOOT" and runs screaming through to the bathroom to splash cold water on her pussy
RIP Norm MacDonald, I only just discovered him a couple of months ago and had been watching everything on youtube
on the contrary, only someone who's been around multiple women for long periods of time can truly know how annoying and stupid they are
millennial women be like: my dad doesnt want me to have an onlyfans he's such a voldemort
Aside from the social stuff around it, OnlyFans has made 3d porn ao much worse. Porn had directors for a reason, a wide shot with mediocre lighting is not worth paying for
>>942 Well obviously if you gravitate towards annoying stupid women, you're going to get that impression. Anyone who makes shallow sweeping statements about a subject based on their narrow experience of it is a retard, simple as that!
Anyone who pays for porn or needs porn to be well-lit is retarded too #sorrynotsorry
>>946
Is it too much ask to record it in landscape then?
The only advantage western porn has over JAV is that western directors know nobody wants to see male faces in straight porn
>>947 SOME people like portrait-porn, stop kinkshaming
I think that's a common thing... man-hating lesbians, lady-hating incels, racists, transphobes, people who don't eat vegetables: they don't get enough experience with them or only have one shitty experience then live the rest of their life miserable and guarded
I have had girlfriends where their previous boyfriend was a piece of shit, so I always had an uphill climb to prove I was a good guy, but they'd always just immediately assume I was cheating if I didn't text them back right away
>>948 why doesnt anyone make bisexual porn where both the guy and the girl are shown (and both are actually attractive)
anyone who does not hate women is an ally to women and an enemy to me.
Oh nooo I'm on the enemy list of some smelly inconsequential geek reject somewhere, just because girls don't find me creepy
I feel like the last 50 or so posts has been a horrible mix of people making poor-taste jokes and others thinking they're serious
You think it's a horrible mix, but I think it's lit. This thread is off the chain!
does anyone else struggle to spell february without looking it up
>>955 i was serious about modern politics being a cringe parade of weird dorks comparing their enemies to the villain from the hunger games or w/e but not serious about hating women
men are just as guilty of "dolan blumph is literally voldemort", and right wingers do it too except it's "boe biden is literally emmanuel goldstein"
it's all so tiresome