i just want to receive a mortal wound in the service of my lord and say something cool with my dying breath, why does modernity have to be so fucking gay
this is all the fault of that nigga robespierre
Lots of minor scratches used to be mortal. These days you just get to an ER within the two weeks it takes for your leg to rot off and you'll be fine, and anything properly mortal will knock you out right away.
The jus was so good that I watched a tiny insect suicide cannonball right into it in a split second, faster than I could intervene.
RIP little insect
>>770
The more I read and think about it it's kind of interesting how this debate morphed over the decade, how the atheism vs religious debate is dying (and in general I have noticed that philosophical and political debate is dying, and maybe it always was going to because most people who debate didn't really want their minds changed) and how atheism started as a way to intellectually level up as there seemed to be a feeling humanity was entering a golden age, especially intellectually.
But with current events, most atheist thought for those who did not fall into blind tribalism has become very negative, and while some doing this will inevitably hold onto their adolescent thinking even when falling into things like nihilism and anti-natalism with their wojaks and blackpills, but in general there seems to be a solace in human mortality. I don't really know what point I'm making with this, it's just my Current Thought
thinking of maybe moving to the uae, I am getting bored of the english speaking world
i know foreigners and emiratis are kind of segregated from each other, but I'd be cool with integrating into the arab world if I met a woman there
>>782
but would the arabs be cool with it?
>>783
One of my Bantu friends phonily converted to Islam to marry a Hausa woman, I imagine it'd be the same principle. I already have the beard
Australians are a really weird mix of thinking they're better than everyone and also being self-hating at the same time
Cute girl working up the courage to start a new thread on her favourite BBS
Cute girl who's booty is in proportion to her boobies.
Cute girl that can't afford her upgrade package.
Cute girl attentionwhoring all over DQN
Cute girl stabbing you and stabbing you and stabbing you and screaming and stabbing you and squinting because some of your blood got in her eye and stabbing you and stabbing you and stabbing you.
Cute girl bullying you and spitting in your hair
Microdosing datura off a cute girl's foreskin
Cute 19th century girl spreading tuberculosis
Cute girl getting sent to the principal for refusing to let her teacher brainwash her fellow students with Trotskyite, Khrushchevite, and Gorbachevite propaganda slandering the glorious hero Stalin.
Cute girl stuck in traffic.
Cute girl telling you to say "ahh" as she feeds you a heaped tablespoon of microplastics.
( ´ω`) hello kids! Be serious please.
(・∀・) Wow, Grandpa, this thread's a real stank bucket.
( ´ω`) I blame you.
(・A・) Awwwwww.
( ´ω`) Time to bump all the open Grandpa threads!
Hey, Clonpa?
( ´ω`) What the heck's a clonpa?
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( ・ิω・ิ) crisp hat
( `ハ´) who was died? thotely
DieTRAX - CHANGEZ
genre: nerdcore techno
異世界転生☆呼ばれてないけど勇者ちゃん by み〜こ from the プチリズムEXtreme denpa compilation. Those プチリズム comps always have lots of great tunes! It has lots of cute moments and mad sounds like the best denpa songs do. There's a sound that comes in in the chorus, the first time I heard it I looked around the room like wtf is that noise? Before I realised it was in the song XD
Baek's “Killing Hawk” theme from Namco Game Sound Express VOL.26 Tekken 2. Sounds just slightly different from this version on YT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcO2axcG-lU I noticed a strange thing, when I was listening on my computer's built-in speakers, the little two-note whistle thing that repeats all the way through sounded really cool, like a real airy flute sound, I was struck by the tone. But when I listened on headphones, it sounds like a weedy midi sound
the alternative opening theme music by goreshit for the Mongolian DVD release of Serial Experiments Lain.
This is blowing my tits off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s0T8CtVAqI I know he has an incredible voice but most of his live performances on youtube he seems to be miming, but he seems to be singing here, maybe? Different lyrics than the studio version and the chorus sounds different, unless it's a pre-recorded live take? I've read that sometimes in his TV performances, when he pulls the mic away from his mouth to prove he's really singing, these fades are part of the vocal track and still mimed, but IDK. What a guy
Finally redownloaded an interesting Depeche Mode tribute album I bought on dial-up internet in 2005 that I haven't been able to play since we upgraded to broadband
Blue Sunny Day, by Jonathan Coulton.
https://youtu.be/PNuTEUUUZ4k
Early light that burns my eyes,
A minute more the sun will rise
And paint the bright blue sky with yellow gold
I'll be dead asleep by then,
Shut up in this box again
Until it's gone
Outside I can hear it
Birds are singing, bees are buzzing, sun shines overhead
I'd be there to see it but I can't get out of bed
Since the day you left the weather always feels this way
One more blue sunny day
https://youtu.be/B6ez5qcOH_Q
Genre: commonwealth nostalgia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entombed_animal
>He placed toads of different sizes and ages into carved chambers within limestone and sandstone blocks sealed with glass covers, then buried the blocks in his garden. A year later, he dug up the blocks and found that most of the toads were dead and decayed. A few toads that had been in the porous limestone were still living
You just pissed your dream away!
If I make it to 30 and a catgirl (specifically Vanilla from Nekopara) never sits on my fucking face, I'll flip a coin and Heads I blast my brains all over the kitchen ceiling or Tails I transition and become Vanilla from Nekopara.
Every now and then a dick is so pretty it lives on in your mind, making other dicks seem… blah. But that’s a really like, thrice in a lifetime dick experience
There's more in the quote retweets if you wanna see teenage girls defend grown-ass men.
Looks like swahili tribes put holes into their cows to harvest their blood then mix the extracted blood with the animal's milk to sustain themselves because their beliefs forbid them from eating plants. As a result it weakens their herds and reduces their milk and meat yield. A similar process is used by vegans of the west as well. To be able to create meat-like sustenance they use unnatural processes that cause extra energy expenditure, create waste and introduce chemicals to food. Both Swahilians and westerners are inefficient omnivores by proxy. If they managed to put their false beliefs and morals aside they would benefit greatly from their newfound modus operandi. Following the same logic we can easily say that borders and definitions are arbitrary constructs built on false beliefs as well and I am actually having intercourse with a polish woman by proxy when I fuck my dog.
>>542
Made sense until the polish woman part. Is it just trying to say that veganism is equally incoherent?
>>543
It's trying to say that he's horny for Polish women but lacks a non-canine outlet for his frustrations.
>>544
sad. many such cases!
子供部屋の製糞器 精神分裂病河合豚ウンコ貼り丸の内アスぺ爺ィは朝鮮人らしく家でおとなしく寝てろ害児
在日朝鮮人は祖国へ帰れさもなくば日本の空気吸うな
NFL, MLB, NBA provide valuable platform for AAPI
She looks like my son. Source? Post more
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Map making for source engine games
Map making for Halo: Custom Edition
The shraiff don't like it. Lock the taskbar.
I raped one million lolis. jatcheme if you can FBI.
I always jot down how many times I've burped in my dogs face a day, just to prove it to Uncle Jorgan that that dog can take some gas to the face I'll tell ya!
exuse me may i pass through here
I dropped something in this thread so I came to reteive it, now where did I leave it...
I feel it coming, it's in the air
A new sasetion from out of nowhere
I smell it farting, it's polluting the air
A new munation from my derrière
Failed to format, and now I succumb
A fellow fart escapes my bum
That's no doe, it's a hedeer! I can tell by the antlers and also the penis.
( ;゚Д゚) the housemate that tries their hardest to remain invisible
( ;゚Д゚) they have their own mini-fridge and a diet so bad they never use the kitchen
( ;゚Д゚) without seeing the bedroom light under the door, you'd never know they existed
( ;゚Д゚) except for the shouty late night WoW sessions and dirty bowls by the sink
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Globster
( ;゚Д゚) ...
( ;゚Д゚) Ur poopin a lot butt wen u go 2 wipe its just blood.
( ;゚Д゚) Never being able to know whether there's blood in your poop cause you're colour-blind
( ;゚Д゚) Your old LCD monitor can suddenly receive touchscreen input...
( ;゚Д゚) The reanimation of a dead thread
( ;゚Д゚) Thinking “how funny would it be if there were secret cameras in here” and you do an insane little dance move by yourself then you hear a muffled “what the fuck...” from behind the wall
The Communist Synthesizers!
Krankschaft
Frank Zapper
Phantom Jobby
Nibelungcancer
>>233
actually it's a duo. the singer / guitar player is called hilly eyelash and the singer / keyboarder is billy eyelash
Fart like a Fireman
Unsultry Lamb Gore
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Malery and the Phonefreaks
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