im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s
HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care
if i ever get bottom surgery i'll also donate my schlong after i die
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We gotta retire It's Joever after this I think. We have achieved the full flowering of Joever. It will never be more Joever than it is right now and we would be fools to chase the fading afterimage
I know a trans in a discord who knows basic Japanese and reads other trannies Japanese on Twitter, and because of that thinks that most people in Japan hate the ruling political party, love far left wing policies, LGBTBBQ, foreigners ect and it's soon gonna be a paradise. It's just dirty old people holding them all back...or something. I didn't get an explanation exactly what's stopping them from being like that if most people believe that.
I upgraded to Windows 95 from Windows 8. Before in Windows 8 I had to go to the ginormous start screen to launch a program on the desktop, but now in Windows 95, there is a start menu that makes launching programs much easier. Alot of the default programs that came with Windows 8 are in Windows 95 like calculator, paint, notepad etc. A notable and cool in Windows 95 is the briefcase, I can stick folders in it and bring the file up in another computer. Minesweeper is a great game in Windows 95 to try. Unlike Windows 8, MS-DOS games are fully compatible, so no need for DOS Box. Additionally, Windows 95 uses significantly less resources like hard disk space, so my hard drive went from 475gb out of 500gb with Win8, to 499gb out of 500gb with Win95. Some other useful features in Windows 95 are disk defrag for defragging your drive, and Scan Disk for checking for disk errors. The thing I love most with Windows 95 is the simplicity, there is no other interface, and not a bucket load of apps preinstalled. Windows 95 is overall a great OS and I highly recommend it.
Did you know Ralfy that “cat’s eyes” road markers were invented by a guy whose car headlights were one night reflected back to him by a cat crossing the road? Interestingly if the cat had been going in the opposite direction he would have probably invented the pencil sharpener.
Too bad you still cant buy XXXL vibrating eggs off the CVS counter, Nana...
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Pon di real if yuh tek a page outta Forrest and Bisping book ting could glow up 🌟☝🏾 fast forward five years TJ a go be like Chandler all up inna di slap ads him a push popsicles and protein just makin' endz meet while yuh a roll sharp in suit and tie 🤵🏻🚫🍧 Dash weh di thought aboot dat cheatin’ bucktee fam nuh throw away di whole fight vibe just di actual throwing hands part cuz u ain't got it no more fam prolly nvr did anyweh fam u dead average in dat real talks
What are the best unbiased works of literature about Dahmer's murders?
By unbiased i mean no fedwashing, the more it caters to gay serial killer sympathizers the better.
Legit sources only!
( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ・-・) Can this autistic kid fuck off?
( ・-・) Why do you have no dick?
(・∀・) Mix together sulfur, charcoal, and saltpeter and place it in a metal tube!
( ・-・) Yes then attach a gas cooker lighter
( ・-・) Then shove the metal tube into your anus and flip the switch for pleasure
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#2 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
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#8 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11a https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11b https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#11c https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367731900/
#12 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
Didn't the guy who shilled zerocarb diets weigh 250 lbs and die of a heart attack?
this dokyun eating beans!
>>430
That sounds a lot like you're thinking about Robert Atkins, whose diet is usually termed "the Atkins diet", which is distinctly not zerocarb (a specific thing semi-inaccurately named by a guy who is perhaps better known for being the Grateful Dead's sound engineer... and acid supply).
The circumstances of Atkins' death remain surrounded by a smoke screen of misinformation, some from supporters, most from critics. The version of things you remember was widely reported, based off a deliberate misinterpretation of an illegally obtained and leaked report. What he actually died from, however, is the consequence of blunt force trauma to the head. His hospital admission form had him at 195 (which is still overweight for 6 ft., and Mayor Bloomberg who'd recently met him opined as such); the much larger figure at death, supporters contend and NBC Dateline reported as plausible, is the result of bloating up in several days of intensive care. He did have a heart attack years prior to that, which his cardiologist attributed to viral cardiomyopathy (for some reason, that's a thing people are more aware of today than they were back then).
It should be noted that Atkins is not even the first low-carb diet to make the headlines in America--Salisbury (1823-1905) and Stefansson (1879-1962) have him beat by a long shot. It is also not a popular choice among low carb dieters today--not hip enough for paleobros, not iron-and-bloody enough for right-wing bodybuilders, too much vegetable, too much vegetable oil, etc.
I should probably eat more vegetables.
>>426 Why are you discussing other people's diets so much?
"sampling masters mega is my favorite higurashi musician"
vs
"silver forest is my favorite umineko musician"
I remember being a 19 year old NEET and reading the grinding noises thread on a decrepit refurbished HP laptop running xubuntu that only worked right if you removed the battery and plugged it into AC power, now I'm 30 and have a job and a car and a girlfriend but little did I know that that night was the highlight of my life
Lord, grant me the serenity to not read the news, the courage to not read the news, and the wisdom to not read the news.
god i just want to be a 104 iq middle manager making $58k a year living in cedar falls, michigan and be married to a sweet and slightly overweight but with a pretty face woman who works as a substitute teacher in the school district where our two children attend & who i met at the non-denominational protestant church i attend weekly but don't really think about religion all that much and have vanilla missionary sex once a week on saturdays after 1.9 glasses of store brand white wine each and go on a modest family vacation once a year until I retire and then spend the next few years mowing the lawn until i die of a stroke at 81 years old
Cute girl warmly inviting you into her cute new thread.
Previously:
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1572610984/
Cute girl midwit in the year 4000 mourning the burning of Google dot com
Girl who may be cute, but nonetheless lacks a certain je ne sais quois.
Cute girl in an ecchi image with heart-pupils but otherwise neutral expression
Cute girl with a town inside her.
Cute girl drawing fanart of your two favourite male characters having gay sex (and the one you always really related to is the bottom).
Cute girl Naruto-running towards a brighter future.
Cute girl who is a loli spending all day masturbating while sending the pics to old men in exchange for gifts and money
Cute girl talking to all the wrong people on social media because they give her attention
Cute girl campaigning to raise awareness of Stupid Fucking Idiot Disorder.
Cute girl founding the Gymnast Party (in the Ancient Greek tradition of solely males competing in the buff, that detail is very important)
精神に異常をきたす何をやっても駄目、一生芽も出ない自称俳優が暴れて困ってます。
どなたか、精神病院へ連行の上、強制隔離してください。
ちなみにこのバカ・・・
年齢・今年４１歳、身長１６０ｃｍ台でロンパリ不細工面のハゲ。
高校中退の自衛隊くずれ、未だ正社員としての職歴なしの完全負け組。
ネットワークビジネスと怪しい新興宗教にはまり、
無保険車で人を跳ね飛ばし、多額の借金を抱え、
万年バイトでジリ貧生活を送るあまりに情けない中年男。
趣味は仮面ライダーごっこ。
Elvis-Aska is the most disgraceful in Japan.
He is a real psychotic categorized as a paranoid. and he is continuing playing an actor in delusion.
わったーうちなーんちゅは、むるわじとんどー
わったーうちなーんちゅは、むるわじとんどー
わったーうちなーんちゅは、むるわじとんどー
わったーうちなーんちゅは、むるわじとんどー
わったーうちなーんちゅは、むるわじとんどー
わったーうちなーんちゅは、むるわじとんどー
わったーうちなーんちゅは、むるわじとんどー
わったーうちなーんちゅは、むるわじとんどー
わったーうちなーんちゅは、むるわじとんどー
わったーうちなーんちゅは、むるわじとんどー
わったーうちなーんちゅは、むるわじとんどー
彼は皆が言うような悪い人じゃありませんから！
私がお金に困って高額バイトをしようとした時
彼は言いました「お金は１円も出せないが、それ以外なら何でも言ってくれ！お前の助けになってやるから。」
そう彼が言うので相談しました。そういうバイトがとても嫌で
「どうしても男の人のアレをあれするのが嫌。なんかオエッて吐きそう。好きでもない奴のなんか！」
直ぐ様彼は私の両肩を掴み床に座らせました。
「大丈夫！これを使ってみよう！」とどこからともなくサランラップを取り出してきて、彼自身の部分的な所を巻いていきました。そして
「さぁ、先ずは握ってごらん。」
手を優しく引き寄せました。
「恥ずかしかったら目を閉じて良いぞっ！」
私は目を閉じました。
「さあゆっくり〜アイス食べようか〜」
私の頭の後ろを手で彼は引き寄せました。
んぐっ。。小さいフニャっとした何かが、でも
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いいかい？勘違いしてる人に、物事を分からせようとしてはいけないよ。勘違いしている人は、勘違いの世界で生きている。軽く諭してみても変わらないのなら、そっとしておいてあげよう。相手からすれば、君が勘違いしてる人だからね。そう！いいかい？勘違いしてる人に、物事を分からせようとしてはいけないよ。勘違いしている人は、勘違いの世界で生きている。軽く諭してみても変わらないのなら、そっとしておいてあげよう。相手からすれば、君が勘違いしてる人だからね。
珍宝堂
早くおかしなのと縁がきれますように！
噛ませ犬頑張れ!
生暖かい眼で応援汁
彼は愛國心の塊であり、真の英雄であります！
ただその國が違うだけなんです。
おい、俺、そんなに彼女に気に入られたいのなら、遠まわしに昔頼まれた依頼を何年経っても執念深く続けることで気に入られようと媚を売るのでなく、本人に直接「俺は君が好きだ！付き合ってくれ！」と（言う勇気が無いのだろうけど）ハッキリ言う！！
それが男の態度だ！
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sucking snot out of nose
Lewisite smells like geraniums
MAN WITH GUA PI MAO
how to train gag reflex
>>693
That's a cute one, thanks.
Как у тёщи под окошком
Я играю на гармошке.
Ты послушай, тёща–блядь,
Как наяривает зять!
Mum–in–law, enjoy the fun —
I am playing my bayan!
Listen, you old fucking crock
How your son–in–law can rock!
German engineers from the Trabant factory toured an auto assembly line in Japan. At the end of the line they witnessed a Japanese worker put a live cat inside the car and shut the doors. Puzzled, the German engineers asked their tour guide why. The guide replied, "When we come back the next morning, if the cat is dead we know the car was built airtight and thus has passed inspection." The German engineers nod and take notes. When they get back to Germany they put a cat in a Trabant and roll up the windows. When they get back the next morning the cat is gone.
"Look at this graph" got Donald Trump a DMCA strike, but looking at a graph also saved his life in a split second.
The Nickelback takes away your social life, the Nickelback gives your mortal life.
After 16 years of being a meme icon, the Dr. Robotnik THIS VIDEO CONTAINS WIN aka PINGAS Animation Cel has been scanned in the highest quality possible. This is a huge find as this image ALONE defined an entire generation online for internet culture and memes.
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He was injured in a fall from a window on Simchat Torah night, following the ritual hakafos dancing, and died almost a year later on Tisha B'av[11] from injuries relating to this fall.
Dnd Player Kicks DM in the Balls After his Character Dies
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The text comes across as highly offensive, hateful, and discriminatory. It is filled with derogatory slurs and makes baseless accusations against a specific religious group. The language used is aggressive and angry, with a clear intention to provoke a strong emotional response from the reader. The author's favorite Touhou character is mentioned seemingly out of context and has no bearing on the overall emotional tone of the text. The use of emotionally charged words, such as "atrocities," "manipulation," and "slimeball tactics," adds to the strongly negative impression that this text conveys. Overall, the text is characterized by an intense emotional hostility that is aimed at a particular group of people, making it highly offensive and inappropriate.
>>446
I'm guessing this is the result of ChatGPT being asked to analyze the classic "ITT your favorite Touhou characters and why you hate kikes" copypasta, but it reads eerily like a Dwarf Fortress book description.
The Communist Synthesizers!
Guantanamo Bay Sexecution Society
Propegganda
Imagine the Smell
Alex Jones Vs The Man
Dengist Fever
Ukility Tilt
Lingchi Lynching and the Scatting Scaphists
Maria Orsic Lovestory
Brad's Sack
Papa Granda
