>>218 really long dicks are longer than petite women's forearms
Why did I find out from Twitter and not from this board that they're making an anime adaptation of Kuso Miso Technique?
You've all betrayed me.
>>223
I knew you would buy the BDs. I was protecting you from yourself
>>223
Sounds more like you've betrayed us by setting foot on tw*tter...
>>225
What other website would you recommend for finding zero-day anime porno? Pixiv is too bloated with AI art and other garbage.
Do you trust Goodreads scores?
Does Twooter still destroy image quality
where do dqns hang out besides /dqn/ ?
i visit other websites but to be honest I kinda hate everything:
but everything is trash...
The shraiff don't like it. Lock the taskbar.
Boo! This thread sux!
Out with the old, and inwithe the new.
Did you see that saucy little minx in the bingo hall? What a gilf!
Yes person attempting to look insightful online, her fandom isn't complicated; exdeff just looks hot af.
>>593
The reime fanbase is a bit less conflicted about genocide.
I'm currently printing this entire thread out into a ream of paper
namefagging inthruls me
My dick of a big brother wont let me go to a thresh metal concert. This is so unfair!!!! (whiny little girl noises)
i saw a bunch of harry gay titties
im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s
HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care
YOU WILL CEASE TO EXIST AS A CLASS.
YOUR SOCIAL EXISTENCE IS NULLIFIED.
THE FORCES OF PRODUCTION MARCH AHEAD AND LEAVE YOU BEHIND.
YOUR SOCIAL CAPITAL IS TERMINATED.
YOUR VOICE IS TERMINATED.
YOU WILL ROT IN THE DUSTBIN OF HISTORY.
CRY. AI MUSIC WILL BE LOUDER LOL!!!!
I had a breakthrough a while ago when I realized that people must be mistaking the word "pronouns" with "hormone replacement therapy" or "HRT." It's really the only thing that makes sense once you think about it.
Example:
"Hey, I'm writing an article about the cool car you built. I don't want to write your name out a bunch because it would make reading the article a little harder and sound repetitive. Can I say stuff like, 'the car she built' or 'her engine is rated at 340 horsepower'?"
And she would be like, "Yeah, of course, that's normal."
BUT if the journalist were like
"Hey, I'm writing an article about the cool car you built. I was wondering if I could inject this medicine into you with these needles to begin to turn you into a man."
my brother just asked me why im here im not about to explain im way too high
All I can imagine now is two beefy bro looking dudes with their hoods up walking past each other in the park. Their eyes meet. They stop, entranced. Colourful shadows are cast over their faces in the dimming light of the Taiwanese sunset. The wind rustles through the trees, a background score to this beautiful moment. One opens his mouth to speak the first words, many more sure to come soon after.
"You gay bro?"
"Nah bro."
"Oh. Okay bye."
Roll credits to the soulful warbling of Céline Dion.
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I am a young male, fresh outta high school, and I have a close female friend that I spend a lot of time with. Nothing more than that, I have a girlfriend who is also actually best friends with her. The three of us have hung out together on many many occasions and known each other for years, we're the few people from high school who still hang out regularly. I get along with this girl very, very well. She's almost like my sister, I really love her and our friendship. But, the problem is, she is insanely hot. Incredibly attractive, and with a bubbly, flirtatious personality to boot. She's got it, and she knows it, and she flaunts it. We have flirted a lot in the past, but she does this with everyone, and it really is harmless for the most part. But, I guess, I have to admit I am very, very attracted to her physically.
Being such good friends, and best friends with my girlfriend, we've lived in close quarters before. Hell, she even lived with me and my girlfriend for a few months. I remember trying to get a peek at her when she'd take a shower occasionally. Never was I lucky to get a good look. But there were a few other occasions, which I still look back on regularly. The first was when she was still living with us, and she was dealing with various, horrible illnesses. She was always sick and had a lot of problems with her 'insides'.. She had to get a colonoscopy at one point, and in preparation, the doctors gave her some drink pumped with laxatives and some other insane shit so she could cleanse her systems before going under. This is probably a good time to mention I have a really intense fart/scat fetish.. you might know where this is headed. One morning, after drinking a whole bottle of the stuff, she awoke moaning and groaning. I was getting ready for work and I knew what this meant. She had already made it clear what she was doing and to excuse her constant trips to the toilet. But this morning was bad. She was clearly in a lot of pain and discomfort, stumbling to the toilet with a strained look on her face. She glanced at me with shame as she closed the door. I quickly headed out side, my partner still sleeping, and went around the back of the house to where the window to the toilet was. I stood beside this window while my friend painfully and shamelessly relieved herself, grunting and swearing as she painted the bowl with her shit. It sounded horrific. She was making all sorts of noises, from both orifices, cursing herself and the relentless storm of shit continued. I have never been so aroused in my entire life. I started masturbating right there, around the side of the house, outside the window. I still feel a lot of disgust and shame for that memory, but I look back on it regularly, and it always gets me hard instantly. I know this probably sounds absolutely putrid to you readers, but as someone who, for some reason, is attracted to this kind of thing, this was literally a page out of my book of fantasies. I was blown away, to share such an intimate, animalistic moment with someone so close, and so fucking hot.
There is a concept called the KISS principle. An acronym for gKeep it simple, stupid!h In short, it says things should be kept as simple as possible, since complexity increases potential points of failure. This is especially important in manufacturing, where unneeded complexity can also increase the cost to create an item. As changing motor direction would need another system to tell the motor when to change direction, a design team will always favor a one way crankshaft system over a driveshaft when reciprocating motion is needed.
Now that we know for sure the machine uses a crankshaft, Satori can jam it with one of her dildos. Then she can safely twist around and break the thin chains holding her abdomen belt in place.
Satori now has her hands, neck, and upper body free, and the machine is disabled, but the waist belt and ankle restraints still hold her in place. The bar of metal holding down the abdomen belt is thin, but we canft break it with leverage as it is. There would just be too much space to effectively leverage against it sideways, especially when shefs in such an awkward position for applying force. Leveraging vertically is out of the question because of the round pipe. We could try taking out the dildo thatfs jamming the machine but there isnft enough space to fit both dildo rods in the bar.
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The Communist Synthesizers!
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Elevator Rape Crew - Free Fall
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Deafmute Romance
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ITT we stretch the previous poster's joke even thinner.
[¬P¨¬Q] ITT we prove facts and disprove myths with slightly fallacious reasoning
[GOD EMPEROR TRUMP]ITT we are alt-right[END DEGENERACY]
ITT we get to 1000 by game system startup sounds [SEEEEEGAAAAA]
[DAYTONAAAAA] ITT we go on a journey [LET'S GO AWAY]
[CONTENTMENT] ITT we post comfy things [Mittens] [Cozy] [Comfortable]
[DEATH] ITT we write the previous poster's epitaph [TOMBSTONE]
[Concerning]ITT [ITT] you post [DO IT] your intrusive thoughts.[Schizophrenia] [Disturbed] [OH GOD]
[DESPERATION] ITT we beg the next poster not to kill us [PLEADING]
[TERROR][ANGUISH] ITT we just scream incoherently [NOISE][AAAAAAAAA]
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clueless white boy SHOCKS staff at Chinese restaurant with brutal and senseless suicide
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What is TND?
Cute girl working up the courage to start a new thread on her favourite BBS
Cute girl seeing the sea in the middle of Shibuya!
Cute girl looking down at you from halfway up a burning staircase telling you "For me, it's always like this."
Cute girl hiding bombs and contraband under her vest
Cute girl who sees that town in her restless dreams
She's alone there now, in our special place... waiting for you
Cute girl who pronounces W as "vogota"
Cute girl abusing local PsychicTV-branded product
Cute girl who's just an absolute fucking idiot.
A cute girl will always be a victim of the times
Cute girl impaled by a pitchfork (she is a victim of the tines)
Cute girl desperately begging you not to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mnQgzyqRfg
>>894
There is danger that you'll be marked by a MODD from next time on, I can't recommend it to amateurs.
https://youtu.be/sOnDzdNb5R0
USD is de-
A great-grandmother with dementia is in hospital after being tasered by police at her nursing home in New South Wale.
Pete Conklin came up with pink lemonade in 1857 while selling lemonade at the circus. Conklin ran out of water and thinking on the fly, grabbed a tub of dirty water in which a performer had just finished wringing out her pink-colored tights. In true circus form, Conklin didn't miss a beat. He marketed the drink as his new 'strawberry lemonade,' and a star was born. gFrom then on sales doubled,h writes Root, g...[and] no first class circus was without pink lemonade.h
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You can strip an angel of it's divinity by touching it with a magnet because the memory on it's hard drive is easily erased by anything with a strong enough magnetic field
California man who set boba customers on fire gets no jailtime
In traditional Hawaiian culture women would be put to death for eating pork, coconuts, taro, several types of fish, and 67 out of 70 varieties of bananas.