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[Muse] ITT Cute Girl Posting [Cute] [Girls] [#2] (241)

1 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10892 11:35

Cute girl warmly inviting you into her cute new thread.

Previously:
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1572610984/

232 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10971 18:04

Cute girl who secretly has AIDS

233 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10972 00:47

Cute neko girl secretly infecting Kuz with AIDS

234 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10977 13:29

Cute girl(?)
Cute girl, if you're into that sort of thing, I guess.
Cute girl[citation needed]
Cute girl: no such file or directory.
Cute girl. Participating stores only. Terms and conditions apply.
Cute girl [REDACTED]
Cute girl now loading... 0%
Cute girl and other stories.
Cute girl authentication failed. Please contact your system administrator.
Cute girl ██████ █ ████ ███.
Cute girl, if you know what I mean!
Cute girl is not available in your country. Apologies for the inconvenience.
Cute girl[1]


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235 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10977 20:27

  • Cute girls that belong to the Emperor
  • Unused cute girls
  • Cute girls that are learned
  • Fabulous cute girls
  • Stray cute girls
  • Cute girls that tremble as if they were mad
  • Cute girls drawn with a very fine camelhair brush
  • Cute girls that from a long way off look like flies

236 Name: Cute Unix Girl : 1993-09-10978 01:19

user4-ch - # sudo make install “cute girl”
Working….

Root - $ The following packages are available:
cute-girl_4.0.5
gen/cute-girl
cute-girl_axe_5.0.7
cute-girl_firearms
nuclear_cute-girl
cute-magical-girl_0.2.0_(beta)
cute-nigger-girl_5.0
cute-nigger-girl_racist_execution_event
cute-girl/hair_extensions
cute-girl/extensions/neko_extensions
cute-girl/loli-additions/

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237 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10978 20:41

Cute girl going for a nice relaxing walk through the valley of the shadow of death.

238 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10979 18:47

Cute girl who self-identifies as a descriptor etymologically linked to the Latin word for "black" which some people consider to be offensive.

239 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10979 20:55

Cute girl affiliated with the Elitist Superstructure

240 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10981 01:50

Cute proletarian girl sucking the poison out of Karl Marx’s schlong which was infected with deadly snake venom by agents of the elitist superstructure

241 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10982 12:07

Cute girl setting up her suicide to look like a murder disguised as an accident.

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[VIOLENCE] ITT we decide who would win the fight set up by the poster above us (442)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 00:15

Clonepa or Superman?

433 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10973 01:38

>>432
Since zombies are pretty susceptible to fire, the Necromancer will use the underhanded tactic of bringing the Pyromancer’s dead wife back to face him. Overwhelmed by emotion, the Pyromancer will let his guard down and Necro will stab him in the neck with a pen.

>>434
Cute girl vs the entire incels subreddit

434 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10973 10:37

>>433
Given that r/incels was deleted back in 2017 (and its successor the year after) this looks like a victory by default for Cute Girl.

>>435
The Protoss (Starcraft) vs the Eldar (Warhammer 40k)

435 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10973 12:11

>>434
Do you have any idea how over the top 40k is? The Eldar can summon a physical manifestation of their war god, see thousands of years into the future, have technology so insane the "advanced" Protoss would think it's magic and, despite being a dying race, still massively outnumber the Protoss simply due to the scale of 40k.

This isn't even a fight, it's fly swatting.

>>436
A Titanfall pilot (along with his titan) vs the Team Fortress 2 crew

436 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10977 14:03

>>435
The TF2 team have a huge advantage in numbers, versatility, and tactics available to them. None of the titans really have anything up their sleeve that's devastating enough to wipe out the whole team before getting pincered, ambushed, or overwhelmed by numbers.

>>437
Generic mid-level D&D adventuring party (fighter, rogue, cleric, magic user) vs a xenomorph.

437 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10977 18:08

>>436 Xenomorph obliterates the D&D nerds with minimal effort. He just rips them apart with his big claws as if he was pulling wallpaper off the wall.

>>438 Randy Savage vs Lily Savage

438 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10980 14:42

>>437
Randy, and it wouldn't even be close.

>>439
Crow vs kea.

439 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10981 01:46

>>438
By kea I suppose you mean Manu Kea. Given that this volcano has been dormant for most of human history I doubt it would pose a threat to Russell Crow. Although there’s no way Crow could actually destroy it. This would be a long drawn out contest to see who dies first and I’m afraid Russel Crow can’t out live a mountain.

>>440
Hunter Biden vs a CIA agent armed with a plastic bag sent to silence him

440 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10981 02:57

>>439
By the power of crack cocaine, he is gonna banepost in real life and reveal that the he was, in fact, the Big Guy (for you) all along. The spook ends up garroted, not by his flimsy petrochemical weapon of choice, but by Hunter's massive loli-raeping wiener.

>>441
The laziest person you ever met vs. the fattest person you ever met

441 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10981 04:42

>>440
They are the same person, and he has already thoroughly defeated himself.

>>442
Your fat blob of a mother vs. the fattest person you ever met

442 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10982 12:01

>>441
My mother is overweight, it's true, but I've seen her lift furniture and she does exercise regularly. By contrast, the fattest person I've ever met couldn't even walk for 100m without needing to rest. I'm pretty sure my mother's got this one.

>>443
Banshee vs poletergeist.

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part V] (364)

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358 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10978 17:43

>>355 I went to the Islamic Grammar School for Girls in Chorlton-cum-Hardy.

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part XVII] (252)

1 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10624 10:42


            _______________________________
         /                                             \
          |  Ummm this isn't what it looks like, I was just surfing the web while I poop... |
         \                                               /
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|    |   | .i____l|  .|              ||;;;;;;;;..___________
|    |   |/_____|   .|              ||;;;;;/                \
|    |.    ̄   r―- 、   .il:  ┌────┐│|;;;;| Don't worry, that's exactly |
|    |         .LI⌒l l   |    ∧_ ∧  │||<  what it looks like...      |
|    |・・・ . ._,,-‐ ;ii; ‐ l l=-┐|   〈 ; . ::::::::)‐┘||  \               /
|   .:!    [∧二∧ ̄ _!_ -| .!   `7 ..:::::::〈   ||....    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|    |   (;*´_ゝ`)  .i ロ | .|   /  :::::::::ヽ  ||::::::::.
|  /⌒ヽ ( 、    \ |.レ.i i   |  i  .:::::::::h. ||;;;;;;;;
| .フ ̄ヽ/! ┌───┐ヽ! .|.|   ! .| ...::::::::::li..||;;;;;;;;
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243 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10966 09:04

(n) (hist) (See 小正月, 祝い棒) traditional Koshōgatsu ceremony where the newly-wed wife is hit on the rump with a sacred wooden pole to ensure her fertility

244 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10967 02:56

A snatch of dialogue recorded between two members of Unit R runs as follows. (Both Roger and Rita are adult females.)

Roger: 1+1+3
Rita: 1+1+3, 1+1+3
Roger: 9I
Rita: 1+1+3
Roger: 10I
Rita: 1+1+3, 1+1+3
Roger: 11I
Rita: 1+1+3
Roger: 10I, 11I, 1+1+3
Rita: 1+1+3

The “conversation” continues along much these same lines, until Rita finally changes her tune:
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245 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10968 18:39

Sketchbook: Full Color's

246 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10969 06:52

Neopronouns look fucking dumb. I choose to unsubtly pepper my screeds with palæopronouns like ȝe and 伊. It'll put hair on yer crotch!

247 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10970 09:56

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) was escorted out of a Denver theater in the middle of a performance of the musical “Beetlejuice” Sunday night for allegedly “causing a disturbanc

248 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10973 13:42

ダチとうちらアベムジカ好きそうって話が出来てよかった

Translated from Japanese by Google

I'm glad I was able to talk to my nigga about how we both like Abe Musica.

249 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10978 17:41

LA 63 - El Paso Occupato, Torino (Italy), 11th November 1993
MEMBERS: William Bennett, Philip Best, Peter Sotos
TRACKLISTING: Dictator, My Cock's On Fire, I'm Comin' Up Your Ass, The Second Coming, Asking For It, Movement 1994, Twice Is Not Enough, Death Penalty
NOTES: huge audience of about 400 crammed in, there is no support group - at venue William Bennett gets bitten by large dog before concert and must go to hospital but is back in time for the performance subsequently during which there is a massive electrical blackout with ensuing utter chaos as the band are trapped on stage in the pitch darkness, there is no subsequent resumption and eventually Whitehouse manage to get away

250 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10982 00:08

Politics · Trending
Nazis
169K posts

Trending in United States
Swifties
30.2K posts

Sports · Trending
Poles
16.7K posts

251 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10982 08:49

FUKUOKA -- Police in Fukuoka Prefecture on Sept. 24 issued a prefecture-wide email warning regarding a group of suspicious men wearing a skimpy item of lingerie or nothing at all seen in the city of Koga the previous day.

According to Fukuoka Prefectural Police's Kasuya Police Station and the crime prevention email, about 10 of the men were completely naked and about 10 were wearing garter belts when spotted at about 2 p.m.

The station is advising residents to take personal safety measures such as, "Shouting loudly if they spot suspicious people and avoiding dark or secluded streets."

(Japanese original by Hayato Jojima, Kyushu News Department)

252 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10982 10:14

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 8] (246)

1 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10822 17:25

im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s

HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care

237 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10977 16:30

I don't respect anybody that hears about bands through people or publications. If you didn't stumble drunk into their live show or blackout and wake up with a crate of stolen records then you didn't really discover them on your own and can't consider yourself a true fan.

238 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10978 00:32

my dog is gassy and sits outside my door and farts and then the fart gas seeps in from under the door and then my room smells like dog farts

239 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10978 19:20

LMAO 3RD WORLD OS. I love daddy gates and his chad OS.
IM SO SICK OF THE DALE GRIBBLE OS USERS and their giga brains always making me look dumb.

240 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10980 04:06

it's not heterosexual fiction unless the heterosexuality is explicitly declared in the text according to currently accepted terminology and in a way that meets the approval of the entire audience (this includes specifically stating that at least the two people this applies to are both identifying with the gender they were assigned at birth, are on opposite ends of the binary gender "spectrum" and are both explicitly described as neither bi nor pan nor poly nor ace nor aro nor anything else but explicitly heterosexual)

241 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10980 22:06

I'm really struck by how incredibly weird these things are to be so "animal-like", especially the bilateral symmetry part. It's like, "Hey, you see this kind of odd-looking flower? Well it's actually a lizard. It evolved away its head, grew chloroplasts in its feet and started secreting nectar from its sex organs to attract pollinators. It does everything a flower does, but it's a lizard." It's THAT kind of weird.

242 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10981 10:09

he was my friend and they took him they took my friend and he was a good friend

243 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10981 16:34

I will award Zelensky most foolish person in the world. where is all that weapons go?
monke: go boom

244 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10981 23:46

Why would anyone want a feature that hides the truth from you???

245 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10982 01:28

“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho

246 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10982 07:17

i am a child of amber. i am a neolithic farmer whose ancestors slew millions of steppe gypsies. you are a rape baby. don't ever fucking call me a mutt again you gypsic norwooding swamp chimp

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[Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part III] (925)

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Advice (2)

1 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10980 15:45

In love with another man

I have been married almost eight years and have a son. I do not know whether I am making a mistake.

I have been in love with someone for more than two years. He is eight years younger than me. Our relationship is getting stronger and I'm worried.

My husband does not suspect anything. If I divorce him, he might kill himself.

I love my friend because we are very similar and we can discuss things well.

I cannot communicate with my husband or discuss anything with him, especially sex.

Problematic

2 Name: Mr. 2 GET likes to 2 GET : 1993-09-10980 21:23

I'LL have/discuss sex with you if you like?

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#47] (660)

651 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10975 21:32

I think autists are entirely justified in hating white british people.

652 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10976 09:54

I'm a white brit and I don't hate anyone.
Except that kid who stole my yugioh cards. Bastard.

653 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10976 14:46

They don't email pooping videos to each other like they used to.

654 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10976 21:37

Looking at a Stasi graphic on identifying "negativ-dekadenter" youth subcultures and it has the exact same aesthetics as a fanzine from the same time

655 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10977 18:11

Lost: TUPAC.html

656 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10979 02:03

There are at least three profound ironies in choosing "The Creation of Adam" for an AI protest logo.

657 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10979 06:06

I wonder if anyone in Renaissance Italy protested against enslaved teenage boys in workshops churning out paintings onto which the old masters signed their names.

658 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10979 12:27

DJ Smallpenis is in the club trying not to let it get to him.

659 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10980 13:12

Lately I've been getting into badcore (music that is bad).

660 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10980 14:49

Badcore is just poseur shitcore.

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ITT your last google search [PART V] (55)

1 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10928 21:47

anfauglith

46 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10972 13:32

orgasmolepsy

47 Name: ( ´w`) : 1993-09-10972 18:40

4-ch, no google not 4chan, im specifically referring to 4-ch

48 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10973 11:23

how to teach someone to swim

49 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10973 23:29

"volume ill"

50 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10974 00:57

homer simpson being force fed donuts

51 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10974 11:34

squib

52 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10977 13:31

wolves of god

53 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10977 16:37

do vaccines cause autism in dogs

54 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10978 20:06

konata big honkers

55 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10978 20:51

the boy film

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ITT we say what the previous poster's weapon of choice says about them (76)

1 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10725 13:59

>>0 is a mime.

A brick

67 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10954 09:24

>>66 is an attractive woman who lives in an urban area

An internet troll farm

68 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10954 13:05

>>67 is in the early stages of congestive heart failure due to bulking up on steroids some thirty years ago.

An envenomed bodkin

69 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10961 06:15

>>68 is a sign who has lost the ability to have normal conversations due to reading to many fantasy novels.

My hands

70 Name: ( ´w`) : 1993-09-10972 18:59

>>69 is an onanist

A comically large cartoon mallet

71 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10972 22:19

>>70 is on the run from the UPRPRC.

An absurd number of throwing daggers.

72 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10973 01:34

>>71
Works for cold steel

A plastic freezer bag filled with diarrhea

73 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10977 13:20

>>72 is a chump who fell for Great Uncle Pawdabber's Pretend Bolognese Showdown.

Tentacles.

74 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10978 01:58

>>73
Is a Japanese fisherman’s wife

A remote detonating loli with a suicide vest

75 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10978 18:10

>>74
Is a Japanese fisherman

A medium sized nail clipper

76 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10978 20:38

>>75 has medium sized nails.

Orbitoclast.

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