The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

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1: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (741) 2: [Part V] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (429) 3: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part V] (759) 4: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 8] (590) 5: ITT your last google search [PART V] (174) 6: CTRL+V THREAD! [part XVII] (425) 7: [Muse] ITT Cute Girl Posting [Cute] [Girls] [#2] (773) 8: Fat Single Moms Rule The World (4) 9: [Music] ITT We Come up With Names for a Band [Wordplay] [Cool] (362) 10: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#48] (361) 11: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5] (677) 12: [Guide] Dish washing guide [Cleaning][Housework] (9) 13: Only prime numbers may talk (473) 14: DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD (686) 15: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (496) 16: ( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if it wasn't an anonymous board #2 (63) 17: [Not into the whole thing]( ゚ m゚)Standard 4-ch user [VIP] (238) 18: gonna spurge (2) 19: ( ´_⊃`) Post American Things [CRUEL STEREOTYPES] (237) 20: FOUND TUPAC.HTML (93) 21: 【日本のキチガイ恥部】エルビス飛鳥【佐藤孝夫41歳】 (875) 22: [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part III] (950) 23: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (598) 24: ITT your last *booru search [Tags] [Depravity] (38) 25: Please stop making threads just as an excuse to say "penis" (44) 26: What are you listening to? [CONTENTLESS][MUSIC] (600) 27: [NEWS] ITT post DQN QUALITY news articles [MSM] (21) 28: [Torrent] ∪ QUALITY TORRENTS ∪ [DQN] (24) 29: [VIOLENCE] ITT we decide who would win the fight set up by the poster above us (517) 30: [HOMO] ITT post ITT every time that, ITT, you act gay ITT [MUSCLE FANTASIES] (10) 31: (◕ ◡ ◕) Post things that are just plain awesome. (291) 32: [CROSSPOSTED SUMMER JAMS] DQN ELECTRONICS VOL 2010 -the final fight- (21) 33: shitty fucking poetry night (475) 34: ( ゚ ヮ゚) Post Happy Things (Part Four!) (627) 35: ITT we say what the previous poster's weapon of choice says about them (125) 36: [APATHY] Post what you are apathetic about [( ・-・)] (116) 37: I don't care. (10) 38: It is OKAY to be fat... (29) 39: How influenced are you by Avery Morrow's books? (3) 40: [DQN] DQN DIGITAL VOL. 3 [Music] (22)

[REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (741)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 21:05


   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i What? You're still here?
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

732 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11175 20:32

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         / / ̄\'''  |           ` .、,       `‐、;;;;;;;;;;;;;;l l
       /  /' /\  ヽ |              `、        `、;;;;;/./
       |  / ノ_,,.. ヽ ヽl /              ゙、        ゙;/./
    ,,.. -── '";;;;;/_,, |  i /                ゙'-、      /./
.  /;;;,,..''''::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;7 |   |l            /     |       /./    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
  /;;;;;;;;;;;;;::  :::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/_ |   |l             /      /、.     /./     I didn't know what foie gras was and got scared!
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733 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11176 04:33

... -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) You only had TWO jobs:
i  乂-‐ −! i  1. Force feed a duck
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ   2. Kill the duck.
  ``フ i´    How did you manage to fuck this up‼‽
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== FRENCH MOTHERFUCKER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

734 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11176 08:30

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           ,,-‐'' ̄           ̄`''-、_      ~"' 、;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;l l
         / / ̄\'''  |           ` .、,       `‐、;;;;;;;;;;;;;;l l
       /  /' /\  ヽ |              `、        `、;;;;;/./
       |  / ノ_,,.. ヽ ヽl /              ゙、        ゙;/./
    ,,.. -── '";;;;;/_,, |  i /                ゙'-、      /./
.  /;;;,,..''''::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;7 |   |l            /     |       /./    
  /;;;;;;;;;;;;;::  :::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/_ |   |l             /      /、.     /./     I know, I know I've let you down...
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735 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11226 00:15

( ・ω・) You can always redeem yourself through seppuku

736 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11227 22:16

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i No suicide until after you clock out. There's more customers to serve.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

737 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11228 00:20

( ・ω・) The live televised spectacle of Shinji's death via seppuku with a rusty steak knife would surely increase the number of paying customers and and bump up our declining ratings. Kids are getting bored of anal vore. They want real gore.

738 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11228 10:08

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-⏥ ⏥ i Sorry, we're all out of spectacles.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

739 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11252 15:38

( ゚ ヮ゚) can I have that pipe bomb?

740 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11253 11:27

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i Sorry, the display model is all we have le----
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  wait, let me go check.
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

741 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11253 19:01

( ゚ ヮ゚) They call me IED because my pipe is the bomb!
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[Part V] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (429)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 16:48

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

420 Name: ゼリーさん !p9m3de0ojQ : 1993-09-11181 19:04

        /ヽ       /\
       /::::::::::ヽ     /::::::::ヽ
       |:::::::::::::::ヽ___/::::::::::::|
      _ヽ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/_
/⌒\ヽ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ノ_
|::::::::::::::|/⌒\:-=・=-::::-=・=-:/⌒ヽ:::ノ__       
\_/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄        )::::ノ  o O ( How did I get this knife? )
/            __     ノ:/        
|      ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄   ヽ__/ ̄
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421 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11189 22:02

( ´ω`) I raped a bisexual ape today for throat cancer related issues maybe beadychan needs to crawl up my anal canal to test for AIDS related tissue damage?

422 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11189 22:09

( ・-・) I'm not falling for that one a third time, old man.

423 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11195 14:01

( ´ω`) I'll be gentle I promise.

424 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11195 22:53

( ・-・) Don't break my heart with promises you can't keep.

425 Name: ゼリーさん !p9m3de0ojQ : 1993-09-11215 23:35

        /ヽ       /\
       /::::::::::ヽ     /::::::::ヽ
       |:::::::::::::::ヽ___/::::::::::::|
      _ヽ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/_
/⌒\ヽ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ノ_
|::::::::::::::|/⌒\:-=・=-::::-=・=-:/⌒ヽ:::ノ__       
\_/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄        )::::ノ  o O ( Really, Beady Eyes? )
/            __     ノ:/        
|      ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄   ヽ__/ ̄
\_∧_./ ̄ ̄lヽ ̄ ̄\/| ̄ ̄|__
          l |  |  |_|   |
          l 」   |__|   |__|
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          と:::/|::::::::::::|:::|

426 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11217 13:31

...And finally, on the lighter side of the news, Beady Eyes
has been anal vored to death again. What will that little
scamp get up to next! Stay tuned next for th--
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 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Oh, come on!
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__|_|       ./______//
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427 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11251 16:28

( ・ω・) we need to call in close air support on that AIDS infested old folks home

428 Name: ゼリーさん !smz6IUT2D2 : 1993-09-11251 22:24

        /ヽ       /\
       /::::::::::ヽ     /::::::::ヽ
       |:::::::::::::::ヽ___/::::::::::::|
      _ヽ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/_
/⌒\ヽ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ノ_
|::::::::::::::|/⌒\:-=・=-::::-=・=-:/⌒ヽ:::ノ__       
\_/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄        )::::ノ  o O ( Clonepa, cleanup the old folks home! )
/            __     ノ:/        
|      ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄   ヽ__/ ̄
\_∧_./ ̄ ̄lヽ ̄ ̄\/| ̄ ̄|__
          l |  |  |_|   |
          l 」   |__|   |__|
          ‖_/::::::::::::\
          と:::/|::::::::::::|:::|

429 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11253 18:59

( ・ω・) Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds!
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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part V] (759)

750 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11248 15:07

>>749
Looking at the state of modern culture, yeah I'd say they're not wrong. The average North Korean farmer probably lives a pretty ordinary life. No stress. No ads. Just don't upset the Kim cult and keep to yourself.

751 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11248 16:11

752 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11248 20:39

753 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11248 22:21

754 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11249 12:33

>>752 Hmm this or the McShit listing doesn't list the only ways I've heard this term used. From Roger's Profanisaurus:

going for a McShit: v. Visiting the bogs in fast food restaurants when one has no intention of buying the food. If challenged by a suspicious manager, the assurance of a food purchase after the toilet visit is known as a McShit with lies.

And if you've “got the McShits” it means your recent McDonalds meal gave you diarrhoea

755 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11250 08:51

756 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11252 05:27

757 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11252 23:17

758 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11253 03:26

759 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11253 13:22

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 8] (590)

1 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10822 17:25

im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s

HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care

581 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11246 04:00

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>_I even tried bacon bits in ICE CREAM, for God's sake.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR><BR>Wait...was it good?<BR><BR>Because, there is the Bacon/Chocolate theory, which is that any food that can't be enhanced with chocolate, can be made enhanced with bacon.<BR><BR>Mojo's Unified Bacon/Chocolate theory states that there is one ultimate food out there that can be enhanced by BOTH chocolate and bacon, and my first theory was vanilla ice cream, but I don't have any bacon bits so I haven't gotten to try it.<BR><BR>I'm also thinking that battered and deep fried slices of bacon would be good dipped in chocolate...<BR><BR>I've also put Nacho Cheese Dorito's on vanilla ice cream, and that was damn good.

582 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11246 19:32

you big greedy HOG @taylorswift13 i will never support your fake girls girl ass again. i could maybe forgive your chart manipulation if it was for an album that was actually GOOD but doing all this for the Shit From a Butt Department is demonic. you will be dealt with!!!!

583 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11246 20:47

why do you care? the average age of a roblox player is a late teen to a young adult. This is just a fact. The internet isn't your safe space. People are just having their own private fun. Get over it.

584 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11249 04:46

You bought $joe at $30m with your last 1ETH. You watch for days as the price slowly dumps away. It gets down to $2 million mcap. You thought you invested in a good meme but how could it be if price go down.

You dump your Sjoe for 0.1ETH to chase the new shiny cat coins everyone is investing in. You ape into hobbes because you think ansem is the new daddy savior.

You get rugged, all your eth is gone. Some time goes by and people are finally loving $joe again! You start picking out funds from your grandmothers trust and put up your last 1eth back into $joe at 10m.

Scarcity hits, people are calling for a meme coin top. A red day hits and my favorite influencers are telling me to sell. You listened... yet wasn't satisfied with $joe, you didn't lose anything so you decide to give one last go into these new pumpfun solana coins.

It's over. You lost everything on another funny animal coin that was promised to hit billions. You take a few months off the market for a mental health break. When you come back you realize you never left the joe telegram. Wow... 621.272 missed messages.. surely it was botted. You open the telegram group... 28,745 members....

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585 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11250 06:28

Just give it up, I've already depicted myself as the powerful milk-drinking Rajah and you as the weak malnourished Bengali peasant

586 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11250 08:11

every AI should have a ring 0 friend

587 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11250 09:37

I’ve gotten used to not having the flying cars and robot butlers I was promised, but nobody told me there were going to be this many fucking Nazis around in 2024.

588 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11250 18:43

the french just play the smurfs games, which they call les schthroumpfsfs

589 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11250 18:54

初めて虫姦をみた

世界はとっても広いと思った

男優凄い

590 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11253 10:47

I woke up this morning with loose stools, a problem common to men that have ravaged their bodies with sugars their entire lives. Despite that, I was confidently farting throughout the day. In literary circles this is known as foreshadowing.

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ITT your last google search [PART V] (174)

1 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10928 21:47

anfauglith

165 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11229 23:53

how mant people has jerry seinfeld shagged

166 Name: vc: reshume : 1993-09-11233 07:45

bps mittens bot

167 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11234 08:48

"selling out isn't a thing anymore"

168 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11236 19:27

do emergency vehicle lights trigger photosensitive epilepsy

169 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11236 20:45

himehorns

170 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11237 13:21

eucatastrophe

171 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11238 21:26

white girls stealing from gay guys

172 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11243 13:21

drunk on wine poetry or virtue

173 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11244 09:43

zygorator

174 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11253 10:13

anime puppy eating curry

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part XVII] (425)

1 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10624 10:42


            _______________________________
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          |  Ummm this isn't what it looks like, I was just surfing the web while I poop... |
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|    |   | .i____l|  .|              ||;;;;;;;;..___________
|    |   |/_____|   .|              ||;;;;;/                \
|    |.    ̄   r―- 、   .il:  ┌────┐│|;;;;| Don't worry, that's exactly |
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|    |   (;*´_ゝ`)  .i ロ | .|   /  :::::::::ヽ  ||::::::::.
|  /⌒ヽ ( 、    \ |.レ.i i   |  i  .:::::::::h. ||;;;;;;;;
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416 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11246 04:05

Upon reflection I think you have just been trolling me. Poor show, HN is a place for serious conversation, not reddit style childishness. Jog along.

417 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11246 19:20

The process is known as "bletting", a word made-up by a botanist who noticed there wasn't one in 1839.

418 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11248 13:23

When kuso paintings are displayed during the Obon season, both men and women are given access to them, as the images and their lessons are directed to both sexes. Yet, despite the realism of bodily decay, all the paintings are alluring; part of the beauty of these works is the careful juxtaposition of the rotting body with the burgeoning natural world, so that the two parallel and complement each other

419 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11249 18:05

It is generally admitted that influencers produce their original content only out of passion (Reech, 2020).

420 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11250 04:53

the many attempts of Eurasia to evolve an equestrian steppe thug

421 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11252 10:21

Southwick joined physician George E. Fell and the head of the Buffalo ASPCA in a series of experiments electrocuting hundreds of stray dogs

422 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11252 10:31

Tomorrow will be even better!

423 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11253 07:28

The preloaded ringtones of NEC N703iD, the one of the cellphones for NTT Docomo’s FOMA mobile telecommunication service.

Audio files were recorded using the real N703iD hardware.
MLD files are the original ringtone files, extracted from the firmware.

N703iD uses the Yamaha MA7 chip, the last of the Yamaha MA series synthesis chips. The chip features FM, speech synthesis and PCM sound capabilities + various DSP Effects.

424 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11253 08:23

Van Dyke became a computer animation enthusiast after purchasing an Amiga in 1991. He is credited with the creation of 3D-rendered effects used on Diagnosis: Murder and The Dick Van Dyke Show Revisited. Van Dyke has displayed his computer-generated imagery work at SIGGRAPH, and continues to work with LightWave 3D.[50][51][52]

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[Muse] ITT Cute Girl Posting [Cute] [Girls] [#2] (773)

1 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10892 11:35

Cute girl warmly inviting you into her cute new thread.

Previously:
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1572610984/

764 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11247 19:46

Cute girl tearing pages out of a textbook in an anti-edumacational frenzy.

765 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11248 01:20

Cute girl freezing up in a failure of fight-or-flight response to an oncoming motor vehicle traveling one and a half times the speed limit

766 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11248 22:53

Cute girl shocked at the contents of your hardrive

767 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11249 01:01

Cute 90s girl identifying the location of the store's electronics section by the 15kHz SDTV CRT whine and rushing over unsupervised to see if they have a game console demo

768 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11249 22:20

Cute girl with knuckle tattoos that say CUTE GIRL.

769 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11250 15:28

High-mileage cute girl

770 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11251 00:54

Cute girl living a century before "the incident", writing space station regulations mandating clowns as essential crew members

771 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11251 16:25

Cute girl nailing your vodoo doll through the heart

772 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11252 12:36

Cute girl annoyed by you not limping or sweating after she nailed your voodoo doll to the wall through its foot over a boiling pot of water.

773 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11253 02:15

Cute girl with a pipe bomb, looking for love or a lighter.

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Fat Single Moms Rule The World (4)

1 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11251 09:39

Fat Single Moms Will Rule The World -- and That's Good

Argument 1: If you are a divorced dad, you are a retard or a fuck-up.

> My reasoning for this is pretty simple. I reviewed all of the cases of divorced dads I know and also researched online for most common causes of divorce. This may shock you, but it is nearly always true.
  • Your wife left you because you drink or do drugs all the time: you are definitely a fuck-up and probably a retard.
  • You cheat on your wife: fuck-up.
  • You get caught cheating on your wife: retard.
  • You have a gambling addiction: fuck-up and retard.
  • You selected a mentally ill woman to be your wife: retard.
  • Don't earn enough money -- fuck-up.
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2 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11251 18:43

I feel like I saw this post recently on an incel website

3 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11252 01:57

How I learned to stop worrying and love the fat single mom

4 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11252 08:40

( ´_ゝ`) Ew, keep your fetish outta here. It really harshes the vibe of my eight hour tantric sessions of jacking it to drawings of furry hermaphrodites with knotted foreskinned horse dicks larger than their torsos.

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[Music] ITT We Come up With Names for a Band [Wordplay] [Cool] (362)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-8265 20:31

The Communist Synthesizers!

353 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11222 18:06

Bonerous Enthusiasm

354 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11225 18:30

The Idaho Spud Experiment

355 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11225 18:51

Jeff Dahmer Sex Experiment

356 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11229 17:56

Alex Jones and the Potbelly Goblins

357 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11230 14:44

Dickard Mickardson And The Boys From The Computer Lab

358 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11231 23:54

Human Salvation Project

359 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11232 01:08

Guantanamo Bay Sexecution Society

360 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11250 18:12

Propegganda

361 Name: vc: muse : 1993-09-11251 06:52

Imagine the Smell

362 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11251 16:25

Alex Jones Vs The Man

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#48] (361)

352 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11244 09:01

pathological australian

353 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11245 03:42

There was a shrinkwrapped VHS of Requiem for a Dream in Grandma's possession for her last two years. I have no idea why; film festival bait just isn't her thing. I suppose I should just be glad she didn't make "ass to ass" one of her final memories on earth.

354 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11245 06:22

On a gray day like this, a pipe really is a good friend.

355 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11245 08:17

Do you ever wonder how many ants you could fit in your bladder?

356 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11251 02:35

Tradition holds that the better the yuga, the longer.
Even accepting the yuga cycle idea at all, that part of it really doesn't gel with observed reality.

357 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11251 02:38

Oh good the title returned.

358 Name: vc: vawgh : 1993-09-11251 10:48

A Canadian man just pronounced the "ow" phoneme three different ways in the same video to take the piss out of it, and I decided to take it real personal.

359 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11251 10:57

I was reading about a serial killer on Wikipedia and encountered the phrase "the victim was raped post-mortem".

It immediately made me stop and think: can a dead body really be "raped"? Corpses can't consent, but the very concept of consent is also inapplicable to them, because they're not alive. It's like saying that someone raped a fleshlight or a sex doll.

What's your take on this important issue, dokyuns?

360 Name: captcha: : 1993-09-11251 11:16

Rape = sex with someone who's not your spouse. A dead body is not a someone, but a something.

361 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11252 18:27

habbo hotel brother

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