[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 8] (999)

1 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10822 17:25

im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s

HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care

350 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11061 22:09

>>349
He's about to get smacked down by a non-philosophical solipist

351 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11061 23:11

I don't think I've ever been b& from Heyuri. But I am permab& from 4chan because I once replied to CP, saying that it was inferior to loli hentai

352 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11062 01:50

That’s not saying much as a true amerimutt. I bleed red white and blue baby fuck those eurotards

353 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11062 02:23

FIRST, TO ANONYMOUS AT 02. YOU SOUND LIKE A STUPID SELF CENTERED GIRL, CALLOUS, UNFEELING AND SEEKING SELF GRATIFICATION AT THE COST OF ANYONE ELSE AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T HURT YOU. GROW UP AND GET A HEART. IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED IN WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT BOYS, AND IT WAS CHANGED TO GIRLS BEING TREATED AS IF THEY HAD NO RIGHTS BY THE FATHER AND BROTHER. THEN I WOULD THINK YOU WERE BEING TREATED UNFAIRLY. YOUR PROBLEM IS, YOU SOUND LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN TRY TO GET ALONG WITH YOUR BROTHER OR YOUR BROTHER, YOU FEEL IS BEING TREATED BETTER THAN YOU. PARENTS SHOULD NOT PLAY FAVORITES OR TRY TO PIT ONE SIBLING AGAINST THE OTHER SIBLING. INSTEAD, THEY SHOULD BE TAUGHT TO RESPECT EACH OTHER, AND LEARN TO HAVE EMPATHY TOWARDS THE OTHER SIBLING IN HOW THEY FEEL. YOU WOULD THEN LEARN TO GET ALONG BETTER WITH EACH OTHER, AND EVERYONE ELSE YOU ENCOUNTER IN LIFE. TO THE SECOND THING ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR MOTHER. SHE WAS PARTIALLY WRONG IN WHAT SHE DID. SHE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN HIS CLOTHES FOR 24 HOURS WHEN NO ONE BUT FAMILY WAS AROUND AND ALSO LET NO ONE ELSE BUT IMMEDIATE FAMILY AROUND, FOR THE DURATION OF THAT 24 HOURS. NO PICTURE TAKING WOULD BE ALLOWED AND WINDOWS WOULD BE COVERED. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE HOUSE, FAMILY ONLY. HE WOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO COVER UP AND WOULD HAVE TO GO ABOUT DOING WHAT HE WOULD USUALLY DO. ALL INTERIOR DOORS WOULD HAVE TO REMAIN OPEN AT ALL TIMES, BATHROOM DOOR INCLUDED. THEN YOU TELL HIM "IF THIS DOESN'T TEACH YOU A LESSON ABOUT YOUR BEHAVIOR, THEN THINGS WILL GET MORE DRASTIC, AND OTHER PEOPLE WILL BE INVITED OVER. IT'S YOUR CHOICE. EITHER ACT CIVIL OR THINGS MAY GET PROGRESSIVELY WORSE FOR YOU." WHAT SHE DID WRONG WAS TO DO THIS FIRST INSTEAD OF SECOND. SOUNDS LIKE HE WAS LOOKING FOR ATTENTION FROM EITHER THE MOTHER, SISTER OR FATHER, IF HE HAD ONE. ADDRESS THE SITUATION PROPERLY AND ASK WHY HE IS DOING IT. THEN LET HIM KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN.

354 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11062 07:41

kept getting really horny when I'd use my bidet. I'd sit there and spray it into my ass with some warm water while I'd fap. I burnt some chicken nuggets one night because I was too busy pleasuring myself after a shit.

355 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11062 23:40

One time I was driving home after eating some delicious brownies. I had eaten almost the whole pan because they were so good and suddenly my stomach let me know that I needed to shit ASAP. So I saw a Taco Bell and pulled into their parking lot, got out of my car, and went in.

I was nearly shitting myself as I opened up the bathroom door (luckily there was no one inside). In one fluid motion, I pulled my down my pants and sat on the toilet. I didn't even use a toilet seat protector, that's how badly I had to shit.

Diarrhea erupted from my anus, causing immense pain and relief at the same time. It sprayed for at least 5 minutes straight. I couldn't even bear to look in the toilet, since I knew that the sight would cause me to vomit. The smell was bad enough already.

I started to wipe, but I think all of the oil from the brownies made my poop somewhat slimy, and very hard to wipe off. I ended up using quite a lot of toilet paper, and my throbbing butthole made me forget to flush partway through, so the toilet didn't clog.

When I was finally as clean as I could get with toilet paper (I ended up having to throw away that pair of underwear when I got home) I finally had the courage to look in the toilet. The mass of shit and toilet paper would be impossible to flush, but I had to give it a try. I flushed it, and it did not go down.

In a moment of stupidity, I flushed it again. It almost looked like it would go down, but it didn't. Instead it started to overflow a mixture of diarrhea and toilet water onto the bathroom floor. I zipped up my pants, turned off the light switch, and got out of that cursed bathroom.

I'm sorry Taco Bell, and for whoever had to clean up that disgusting mess D:

356 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11063 09:54

I saw a Pontiac Aztec on the road the other day. It looked well used, but well cared for. Someone loves that Pontiac Aztec. How can a Pontiac Aztec find love but I can’t.

357 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11063 12:25

Also, if people are so concerned about porn then let me ask: How you have been able to have sex with your partner / get kids? Didn't it require you to "have porn" with your partner? Arts and fics are huge NO NO to you, but at the same time real sex is fine?? I don't get it :'D

358 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11063 19:02

The prime movement of humanity is superheated plasma of cosmic background radiation, puppet stringing along blood pressure and the 4th-dimensional potential of water consumption.

Horsepower alone can be derived as a dimension of life through pressure dynamics alone.

But my real secret is most of my family has been saved by surgery and medical science. I never touch a hospital bed. I have other secrets.

I am just happy to escape as a Zen monk on fire.

—

I am Ra. We are not happy with our Venusian scientist claiming he is not helped by any here for this. :)

—

All are free to share in my "not a cult." Test subjects may apply for their food allowances per day. And a share of life insurance for their families.

359 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11063 22:19

In my tenth year of teaching and there's always a new "thing" students bring to school that they learned over the internet or wherever. The newest thing here is a flock of self-proclaimed "coin bros" who carry a quarter on hand at all times and constantly flip it. They have their entire personality revolve around coin flips and chance. When we went around doing an ice breaker, 4 or 5 of the kids said some variation of "I live by the coin and die by the coin" as their fact.

Just about an hour ago, when I assigned the first assignment of the school year, one of the coin boys was bold enough to say "heads I do it, tails I don't." I told him if he flipped the coin he would be getting a call home on the first week of high school. He flipped it anyway and came up heads (thank god for that at least). But then the other coin boy in that class flipped his coin and it came uo tails. He said the coin had spoken and he's not doing it. Enjoy your 0 and your call home. What a great way to start off the school year!

360 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11065 00:53

Basicaly a plot from Paranoia Agent

361 Name: vc: love : 1993-09-11067 19:21

You DO NOT want to end up like John M. Lightningblade... shout out to Mr. Lightningblade, he's so real...

362 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11068 05:27

2. Manga in the USSR and Russia

In the times when USSR was a state and not just a name, comics were a despised medium, widely put down by the propaganda as "a thing not worthy of a Soviet Man". Like rock music, chewing gum and other staples of Western culture, they entered the country only as single copies people bought for themselves during their stay abroad. Unlike rock music, they did not claw their way into minds of soviet citizens, maybe because pixel-perfect copying of artwork requires at least a photocopier, which were under careful state control at the time. You could not control the spread of magnetic tapes since sound recording equipment was available to the general populace, but you could stop comics... and they were stopped.

Situation changed a little during the last few years, when Disney's and similar comics (Duck Tales, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, ElfQuest) started to carve their niche in children's entertainment. This served to harden the view of comics as a medium solely for children. Nobody knew anything about manga before, nobody knows now. It is not even rejected, it is just unknown to Russian reader. Nevertheless, the club is in possession of several original Japanese mangas, of each of the basic categories (be it kodomo, shouhen, choujo, seinen or hentai) procured through obscure ways in old book resale stores and similar. Small quantities of Manga-related objects do turn up inexplicably in all kinds of strange places, sometimes it's paint by number books, (often of exceptional quality) stickers and badges with unrecognizable faces drawn in the definite Japanese style. But these examples are just exceptions, the general rule being the absence of any coherent information about anything Manga-related.

3. Anime in USSR

Officially, there was not ever (and still is not) a single Disney's cartoon movie showing in any movie theater of the USSR. This niche was occupied by films of European, independent American and Japanese studios. Most of the Japanese were by TOEI Animation, although there was one film of Ghibli studio (The Grave of the Firefly). All of these were only G-rated of course - the Russian public still considers cartoons a media exclusively for children, only for children, nobody but the children. An incomplete list of movies that were shown in theaters can be found in appendix 1.

4. Anime in Russia

With the dawn of perestroika VCRs appeared, and with VCRs came tapes. Theaters faded into nothingness, a lot of them being converted into furniture shops and other such establishments, because they just could not show anything worth watching due to their low budget. Some anime appeared through pirated videotapes. Legal videotape vendors seem to have no knowledge of any Japanese movies, anime included, the market for legal tapes being almost exclusively dominated by American films. There is not a single licensed anime tape to date. Pirates usually throw in an anime after a movie to fill up a 180minute tape. Mostly these are OVAs dubbed by Manga Entertainment, although sometimes U.S.Manga and Streamline can be found. Most anime is translated from English dubs, although translations from Japanese exist, mostly being hentai stuff.

TV showings of anime do occur, mostly dubs from Japanese, done in the traditional technique of overlaying the dubbers voices straight over the original voices, a technique used by the video pirates and professional dubbers alike, the only difference being that professional dubbers use several voices. It should be pointed out that there is no recorded cases of cutting any scenes whatsoever from any anime shown on TV. Should there appear a scene significantly questionable from a child's point of view, it is usually dealt with through a change in translation. Thankfully, the concept of Political Correctness in Russia does not get much popularity, and Russian dub of Sailor Moon is in much better shape than the English DIC dub.

363 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11069 15:19

yeah monasteries are getting really competitive these days, you can hardly even get them to look at your application if you don't have five plus years of monking, and if you're not able to sleep on a bed of nails from day one you shouldn't even bother--and I'm talking about junior positions.

A friend of mine tried to get into one, and I do mean tried. This guy was crazy into meditation, went on month long fasts, could wash dishes in ice cold water like nobodies business. Almost got in one place and they still rejected him. Why ? A tendency to sneeze when he went into bright sunlight. Apparently the Father Superior thought was incompatible with an oath of silence and deleterious to the serene environment which the monastery sought to cultivate.

Now he's a linecook and gets drunk every night. I'm almost surprised he hasn't offed himself yet.

364 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11069 17:52

Out of the seven sins, pride always felt rated more than it should be, like oh yeah you think you're better than others, oh yeah im so superior and satisfied, the line kinds of end there, and it's usually the most foolish one too, since pride comes before a fall, the other six sins are much more interesting, they are capable of causing a lot of things without necessarily inducing pride, for example Greed is not limited to material possessions, it encompasses any want to get something, such as wanting to be respected, wanting to get revenge on your enemies, wanting to be left alone, and so on, Sloth is also not limited to just not wanting to work but can also describe spiritual apathy and withdrawal from the world, being melancholic for example would count as mental sloth, and so on.

Point is, I feel Pride is exaggerated more than it should be and the other sins have the potential to be much more interesting than just being below the one that thinks it's better than others

365 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11070 00:23

There's an expression, I don't know if they coined it or whether its commonplace in your generation, the expression is gooning: G. O. O. I. N. G. It means basically being transfixed with porn, video porn, for like 24/48 hours straight; straight's the right word there. And it struck me, and I know this is gonna sound harsh, but it struck me that even though this crowd considered itself bohemian and even though this crowd considerd itself, what would you say? anti-establishment... this is exactly the crowd that would go over to fascism.

366 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11071 00:45

Car stolen? Can’t help

Violent threats? Can’t help

Some random mom bitches about gay books? Guns out boys let’s go!

367 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11072 08:03

***

What is Totoro? He has been called many things from "a
giant furry thing" to "a rabbit-like spirit". Basically,
he is a spirit of the forest. Totoro is not a
traditional Japanese character: he came completely from
Miyazaki's imagination. However, he is obviously a
mixture of several animals: tanukis (the Japanese
version of raccoons), cats (the pointed ears and the
facial expressions), and owls (the chevron markings on
their chests and the "ooo"-ing sound they make with
their ocarinas at night). (F/beast, fantasy, cheat,
preg)

***

368 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11072 23:24

My "Leninist/progressive Hindutva" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

369 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11073 07:47

christmas isnt about gifts or love or family or any other bullshit its about drawings of anime girls in Santa outfits

370 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11073 18:11

sex is best experienced high thereupon i saw loli Jesus who told me "you are a homeless nigga-san, repent or lolis disembowel you! Carefully, I reached for doritos SPLAT!... FUCK! They threw poop into my doritos. Who? Nobita reeks. Who's gonna clean my precious butth0le? He licked until the sphincter engulfed him. leaving nothing behond. Suddenly Alexander Kolchak came everywhere!

371 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11075 02:03

I am a script kiddie.
Windows is warm and tasty,
Blowfish goes down hard.

372 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11077 06:42

Tbh I wish i had a clone to have sex with

373 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11077 13:36

C'mon, you can't just jump straight to incoherent babbling on the first response. You need to ease people into it. 3/10 - very amateurish schizo rant.

374 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11077 13:42

It's not like beautiful women were gonna be walking by my PC and get turned on by my RAM savings.

375 Name: Do you agree? : 1993-09-11077 23:04

The truth is that I have always hated the GPL, in every revision and the commie ideology that spawned it.

Then it's unfortunate that you have failed to inform yourself about the history of this thing that you hate.

And Stallman's politics are straight mainstream American wealthy elite left progressivism - he blogs about every nuance of it every day on his website. You will literally see the exact same talking points on his website every day that you will see on an MSNBC chyron. If you define American wealthy elite left progressivism as actual communism, that's up to you, but it's certainly not traditional Marxism or Leninism or Maoism.

376 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11078 07:08

if embryos have souls, and then they're aborted, exactly how sapient are they in the afterlife? Are they forever doomed to float around with no thoughts in their heads? Is it like just animal intelligence like a little happy goldfish? Do they still have an embryonic form? I've always seen an assumption that child souls are still in child form so I guess so. Do the other people in the afterlife keep abortions as little pets? Will they stay in a fishbowl or are they too stupid + intangible and float right out again?

377 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11079 00:25

As I was looking at the water flowing in the garden, I heard the old man in the neighborhood sneeze. It's not a problem since it's the old man next door.
It's not a problem since it's the old man next door. no problem. no problem. No problem at all. No problem at all. That's it.

378 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11079 01:31

Google is REALLY mad that I looked up what you are referring to

379 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11079 05:42

Does Godzilla ever actually eat anything in the movies?

They keep calling him an apex predator, but he's not actually hunting and he's not eating. He just shows up, fights some other eldritch monstrosity for seemingly no reason and f*cks off again.

380 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11079 13:38

>>379
In one film they show him eating nuclear reactors also he's nuclear powered so he doesn't need to eat and can fuel himself for decades. He sometimes chows on trains though.

381 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11079 18:46

CHORUS:
Iranian-Backed Houthis
Iranian-Backed Houthis
Iranian-Backed Houthis

VERSE 1:
Houthis Backed by Iranians
Houthis, a group that is funded by Iranians
Iranian-Backed Houthis
Houthis the Iranian Backed Terrorist Group
Iranian-Backed Terrorists Formerly Known as Houthis
Houthi rebels supported by Iran
Iran-supported Houthi insurgents
Houthis with backing from Iran
Iranian-affiliated Houthi militants
Houthis with Iranian sponsorship
Iran-backed Houthi forces
Houthi rebels with Iranian support
Iranian-backed Houthi fighters
Houthi insurgents backed by Iran
Iran-affiliated Houthi rebels
Houthi militants with Iranian backing
Iranian-supported Houthi elements
Houthi forces with backing from Iran
Iran-affiliated Houthi rebels
Houthi rebels with Iranian assistance
Iranian-backed Houthi opposition
Houthi insurgents with support from Iran
Iran-affiliated Houthi militants
Houthi fighters with Iranian sponsorship
Iranian-supported Houthi rebels

CHORUS:
Iranian-Backed Houthis
Iranian-Backed Houthis
Iranian-Backed Houthis

VERSE 2:
Houthi rebels with ties to Iran
Iran-backed Houthi militants
Houthi insurgents supported by Iran
Iranian-aided Houthi forces
Houthis with Iranian allegiance
Iran-affiliated Houthi opposition
Houthi rebels receiving Iranian support
Iranian-sponsored Houthi fighters
Houthi elements backed by Iran
Iran-linked Houthi rebels
Houthi militants with Iranian endorsement
Iranian-supported Houthi extremists
Houthi forces with ties to Iran
Iran-aligned Houthi rebels
Houthi rebels with Iranian assistance
Iranian-backed Houthi resistance
Houthi insurgents with support from Iran
Iran-associated Houthi militants
Houthi fighters with Iranian backing
Iranian-supported Houthi opposition

CHORUS:
Iranian-Backed Houthis
Iranian-Backed Houthis
Iranian-Backed Houthis

382 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11080 09:31

Anyway, in any case, Russians like the ones who post these CP links are lower than cockroaches, lower than shit. I'm not American or Ukrainian or eastern European but I want total war. I want every Russian dead and their families. My whole life I have had them promoting marxist leninism and terror and threat of nuclear war and teaching their pet dictatorships in north korea, cuba, iran and deranged muslims in pakistan, syria, blacks in Africa etc to hate westerners, to hate me and hate my family. Now Putin and his subversion and extreme left right and their Russian orchestrated mass immigration into the EU and their far right anti EU anti immigration shit and protest shit like blm and the yellow vests and shitting up counter strike servers with hacking and ruining every STALKER thread on /v/ with seething at Ukraine and gloating about child rape and murder and shitting up every thread about Last Train Home with autistic screeching about how the Czechoslovak Legion was "LE BAD" and sending spambots to post CP on every altchan and sending an aids ridden pedophile to purchase the sharty, etc. I want total war. I want every Russian and every single one of their dictators and supporters dead.I want people who shelter Russian immigrants to be hung as traitors and people who have shilled for Putin trace, found and killed and their children. It is a blessing and a miracle we have nuclear weapons to cleanse the earth of the cancer that is Russia and it's evil pet dictators and tyrannies. I want you and your family dead. I am happy to die if that is what is accomplished. I want nuclear war, I have faith in my people to find a way to survive and rebuild but I want Russia and Russians gone and any of their anti western fan base in Africa or the middle east or south America. I want a great cleansing and I am going to see it. You are dead, your family are dead and everything every Russian ever did consigned to oblivion and regarded as a dead civilisation likethe Hittites, I want Moscow leveled to the ground and the ground salted so nothing grows there, I want Russian expatriates hiding in western nations found and ground into bone meal and used to fertilise the land including their children. I'm a moderate. Europe has awoken from its sleep again and is rearming this stops when all our enemies have been ground into dust whether Russian, their pet dictators or their middle eastern pet monkeys. Kill them all. There are too many people.
Total.
Zigger.
Death.

383 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11083 12:51

I fight for my legs like Olivia Pierce and Dr. Strangelove. I do not walk towards the military and the MOS assigned to me. I simply say the coldest wars are won.

Ra social memory complex cuts the cord and I fall. I have to fight to stay up and the complex possesses my body.

RA SOCIAL MEMORY COMPLEX DOES NOT FIGHT NUCLEAR WAR :)

I just want to walk

384 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11083 13:04

is having your vagina smell like bacon a bad thing?

385 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11083 14:47

I see that instead of simply stating that it is genocidal double rhetoric, you embarked upon a grandiloquent odyssey of superfluous discourse, ostensibly endeavoring to convey a rudimentary notion through the labyrinthine corridors of verbosity, all while unabashedly luxuriating in the ostentatious display of an excessively elongated post, a veritable testament to the conspicuous elevation of convoluted expression over succinct clarity.

386 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11084 06:37

I think he's a mutated sloth

387 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11084 12:20

good fucking morning cadets, I hope you have morning wood, today's the day, we will be learning how to rape during battles and under enemy fire, now stand in line and take off your pants, remember, if your penis is shorter than 12 inch by Arabic standards, you're a sissy clit and you get to be the bottom victims for this training until you learn how to grow a pair, work on those lips and ass techniques ladies, as the rest of you, you play the tops, during rape, make sure you keep your dick inside the ass at all times, and during gangrapes, you have to keep your rifle with you as the fast thrusting of your comrades will make it harder for you to aim at any incoming future fuck materials, always remember when fucking corpses to use knives to make new holes

388 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11084 16:14

HRT did to autists what crack did to the hood

389 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11086 05:57

dashboard simulator

mutual 1: i NEED hrt

mutual 2: here is 10 more paragraphs of rambling about the same character i have been talking about for the past 8 months

mutual 3:

😎 anonymous asked: hey i saw your 10k note post and i was wondering why you think it's ok to say that everyone who lives in a house should be killed and eaten?

💬 i did not fucking say that

blog i followed for a funny post a while back: this situation with my family just keeps getting worse i feel so hopeless all the time this really might be the end for me

mutual 4: why is no one talking about this obscure indie work last relevant 10+ years ago made by a lunatic that contains some of the worst writing of all time. it's a masterpiece

mutual 5: who all remember star war

blog i followed for politics: [10 consecutive reblogs of anime girls with giant tits]

blog i followed for yuri art: [10 consecutive reblogs of resource threads about marxist theory and history]

mutual 6: little doodle lol [most beautiful image ever drawn]

390 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11091 09:05

PS2 was the gamer Satya Yuga, though PS3 fatty with its backwards compatibility was a noble machine.

Everything since then has been Gaming Among Ruins.

391 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11091 09:57

Men should have a say when it comes to abortions. If I see a pregnant woman on TV then I think we should be able to hold a telephone vote to decide if it gets aborted or not. Women also gets to cast their vote, of course, but we know they're all super pro-abortion and hates other women, especially if they're pretty and on the telly, so maybe this is all a really, really bad idea and we should not let women vote AT ALL?

Thoughts?

392 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11093 20:34

The hot dogs the Eds ate in the last episode of Ed, Edd, and Eddy were tainted with botulism. After a few weeks of on-the-edge-of-death sickness, the never quite recovered. In a shared hallucination, they saw the Kanker sisters as three Nazzs, and accepted them as girlfriend, growing old with them until they all died on their 23rd birthday.

393 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11093 22:28

Money on my motherfucking mind
Cop five haircuts at the same time
White gold pants, jet ski made of wine
Foie gras bust of Albert Einstein
Get money

Money out my motherfucking mouth
A mansion, a ranch, and a camp and a town
A motherfucking store with a floor made of scalps
Bobby from the block don't got rocks, he got Alps
Get money

Money in the motherfucking jar
Shark fin pastry
Summers on Mars
Twenty motherfuckers in a levitating car
Seven-forty-seven full of women and cigars
Get money

Money in the motherfucking pot
A castle full of cars and the yard full of yachts
A leopard with a mink
And an arm full of clocks
All hand wound everyday by a Spock
Get money

394 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11093 22:36

Angola and Moçambique, unlike Brasil, didn't suffer the sad fate of being polluted by carcamano parasites. Angola and Moçambique remained Portuguese throughout the centuries while Brasil suffers from a parasitic infestation caused by the hordes of carcamanos that were allowed into our territory, a territory the Kingdom of Portugal so adamantly defended against carcamanos to ensure our identity our remain untainted.

395 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11094 06:33

I've tried to use Devuan a few times, but where I stumble is the installation of packages that do require systemd. PHP, for example, requires it. Why the fuck does PHP require systemd? Why? It's always at that point I stop, put my tail between my legs and have to put up with another distro and systemd's bullshit.

I've got a new laptop to play with that will be my daily driver at home (compared to the work laptop that I use), and this MX Linux will be the first one on there. If it provides everything I need - and by that, just a laptop I can develop PHP applications with and do some video and audio editing, then it'll be all I ever use.

I've gone past my anger for systemd. I don't even loathe it. I look at it like I look at the british political system. Everything could be so much better if a particular group of people weren't involved at all.

Yes, I've said it. Systemd is a very Tory thing to have. You know I'm right.

396 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11094 12:37

I have a fucking ridiculously big basement i do nothing with. I want to fill it up with water and keep like 4 or 5 seals in it. Im really obsessed with seals. They have always been my favorite animal. I have a collection of around 460 seal stuffed animals, toys, pins, statues and shirts. They aren't as wild and aggressive or antisocial as shit like bears or big cats and many people all over the world keep those. I know a few beaches and spots i can get some from. I have ties to someone who is in the fishing industry and a friend who is a exotic vet tech so that isn't a concern. I need to grab ones that arent so young theyll die from stress or without mommas tittys but ones that aren't so big and old you could never tame them. I dont really care if this is legal or not. Most states and countries don't care if you kill, torture, neglect, fuck animals or force them to fuck each other. Most laws against keeping wildlife and shit are retarded and petty. Cops kill more people than wild animals but they claim the laws are there to protect people???

397 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11094 14:27

Hello from Japan🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵
Too often sad news arrives from abroad these days, so I just wanted to see a peaceful and beautiful scene of spring scenery of a herd of deer resting under cherry blossoms in Nara Park, a famous tourist spot in our country, and YouTube introduced this video to me as a related video.
I have never been to Germany, a country that lies beyond Japan by several oceans and skies, but I am glad that I could see the view of the Alps in this way outside of TV.
The green color of the trees, the blue sky, and the red color of the roofs of the houses are so beautiful.
While watching this video, I felt like I was taking a walk in Germany, a country I should have never been to.
I thought,It would be very fun to ride bicycles through these places with family and friends.
I have traveled to France, Italy and Czech Republic when I was a student and I would like to visit Germany if I have the chance.
Thanks for showing me the great video.

398 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11095 10:42

I totally forgot my PS1 can play CDs. I thought my only option was my Panasonic Discman.

399 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11096 03:59

A man has entered the Ladies and found a stall occupied, so has filmed the woman taking a wee. Not sure if she's married, can't see a ring, looks to be about 40, with nice smooth thighs. I enjoyed listening to the gentle tinkling of her unhurried urine, and the high quality makes it seem as if we are right in there with her. Not sure I'd choose lilac knickers, but very promising.

400 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11097 10:40

I've used opensuse ...................... for so long that I can't actually remember when it was. If they take Tumbleweed here (immutability), then I'm gone. And maybe have to start saying ...
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BTW, I use Arch.

401 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11098 07:23

"M-Maybe I drank... A little too much this time~ I guess I'll just take a quick- HIC~! a quick nap right here~ There was some kind of warning sign nearby. 'Beware of hung, femboy slamming bunnies!' or something like that... But I'm sure I'll be just- HIC~! fine~! What's the worst that could happen? Bunnies don't scare me~!"

402 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11101 22:36

I think people call it reddit because they don't have another insult to use for things that are too genuine. I'm a scholar and immediately recognize this as an older more ancient kind of genuine (Tumblr)

403 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11102 10:00

im not sure which is less real, an anime waifu or a stable job offer with free housing

404 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11102 11:45

I think I realized why I like clowngirls so much. They're different enough from normal girls that I don't get the instinctual "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" feeling from them that I get from regular girls. I know regular girls are all mean, but clown girls might be different enough that they aren't mean. I mean, they probably are still mean, but they're different enough not to trigger the instinct.

405 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11103 17:12

I am a confessed distro hopper, usually using several a year; only Mandrake, Vector, Spiral and MX Linux lasting a longer time. PCLinuxOS might end being a keeper. It is very old school in that it is reliable with the basics such as startup, shutdown, suspend and resume being rock solid. No issues with detecting a networked printer or autoconfiguring the network. My computer is an ASUS A8 with 16 MB of ram. Btop reports only 2.39 Gib being used as I write this. While the XFCE edition does lack a GUI option such as Discover for Flatpaks, it is supported via the command line. Synaptic or the terminal using Apt works fine. Updates have been seamless. My wish would be that the Bauh package manager would be added to the repository for management of Flatpak and the regular repository as a one tool option. The default included software are astute choices. My personal favourites were all in the repository, which while not huge has most needs covered without having to Flatpak install a lot. Using the terminal as superuser requires SU, not sudo, which is old school cool. Not much hand holding here with many man and info pages non-existent. Curious as that should be an easy fix, but the internet is your friend for help. If your car is a Honda Accord, Toyota Corolla or you see value in AWD. If you can see the beauty in that plain girl everyone else is ignoring. Then, my friend, this may be the sleeper distro for you. For those younger readers, I mean sleeper as not yawn, but as that ugly car has a hot engine. PCLinuxOS is like that plain girl, after trying it, a real keeper that you rely on for the long haul.
Cheers,
Jefe

P.S Please change girl to whatever gender you prefer. Likewise, I mean no bias either to Chevy lovers.

406 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11103 17:36

My main criticism of Palworld is that, even after quite a few hours invested into the game, I didn't find a single really fuckable pal. Pokemon is ahead of the curve, there

407 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11104 05:34

What’s the most esoteric conspiracy theory you believe in?

I don’t want generic ones, gimme the most out there one you’ve got

408 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11104 09:33

not racist but i cant tell chinktroon profile pics apart anymore, its all abstract lumps of pastel pink blue, i bet they wake up in the morning and confuse themselves with someone else

409 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11105 19:02

Being born is non consensual. Please join the anti-natalist movement and lets end the birthing of humans. No one can consent to their birth or their life in the first place. If we wind humanity down then all consent issues become resolved.

410 Name: this is in reference to systemd : 1993-09-11106 02:20

Yep.

The UK politics equivalent would be that there are plenty of people who didn't think the system was working for them. The 'solution' we ended up with was Brexit.

411 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11107 14:41

Gaming,gamer thrones,gamer,gamer rage,gamer rage quit,rage quit,rage quits,rage quit compilation,gamers rage quit,gamers breaking playstation,kid breaks playstation,kid breaks xbox,kid breaks video game,gamers breaking electronics,breaking electronics,kid destroys xbox,kid destroys playstation,funniest rage quits,funniest rage quit compilation,destroy electronics compilation,

412 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11107 22:24

the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

413 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11108 05:52

Music is the mirror of an era. And early 2000s were a time when new technologies were used in a more poetic and tender way than nowadays. Soft IDM was at its pinnacle. For more than a decade now, we are not able to create so soft and forward-thinking electronic anymore, because we are invaded by stimulus and mediocrity (because of over-communication). Electronic music has now become the shadow of its former self. I feel a certain kind of sadness, and melancholy, when I think about all these beauties created 20 years ago.

414 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11108 20:27

P:K’s take on the causes of and the destruction wrought by the cruelty of (post-)modern woman is up there with Ibsen and Strindberg.

415 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 07:12

me an autizmo adhd adderall bAbby 'cause i have cOmpletely useless bitz of info like the hp of bOsses from some jrpgz or w/e else unintentionally cemented into my psyche

416 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:41

This video kinda demonstrated that music its a genre itself, you can make it swing, jazz, rock, arcade.... but its always the music itself that plays the main role...

417 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11112 05:33

The last year I had a Facebook was in 2011 and I remember it wouldn't let me send my sister a photo of Hitler- that was one of the last straws for me for whatever reason.

418 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11112 10:55

Yves Lecerf proposed a reversible Turing machine in a 1963 paper, but apparently unaware of Landauer's principle, did not pursue the subject further, devoting most of the rest of his career to ethnolinguistics.

419 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11113 01:49

You ever think like, wow I'm so hot and cool and rad and awesome and mysterious and someone is like "ur cute ^_^" and it makes you so sad so you have to listen to yoasobi

420 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11113 02:08

Really tired of debating smug know it all atheists and pagan larper fags. wish we could go back to the good old days of burning them alive.

421 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11113 11:18

My friends and I finally drank the pokéhooch. It was maybe the most vile thing I've ever tasted, a complete assault of the senses. It wasn't infected, but it felt like drinking the juice at the bottom of the trash bag. The disgust in the room could've powered a small nation.

422 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11114 10:49

Old man: My daughter tells me you speak Italian
Young man: {A sound is emitted, gutteral and hollow; anyone who hears can tell what he's just done is vocally expressed the concept of Garfield}
Old man: That's not Italian

423 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11116 23:13

セックスしないと出れない部屋に一人で入って98日目、遂に食料が尽きた。
壁に少しだけ開けられた2cmの穴に挿入し、セックスしたことにならないか毎日繰り返していたが亀頭が傷付くだけで何の成果も得られていない。
初期の物資が豊富だった頃の無駄遣いだ。

外部の研究員とは16日目までは通じていた。
最後の日に対艦ミサイルによる壁の破壊を試みる旨の通信が入っていたがそれ以降無線は通じていない。
きっとアンテナが破損したのだろう。
見捨てられたのかまだ救助活動が続いているのかはわからない。

水分はまだ自分の出したものでどうにかなりそうだ。
しかし、自分の贅肉に感謝する日が来るとは思わなかった。
もっとも今やほとんど残ってはいないが。

遂に立てなくなった。
青い空が今となっては懐かしい。
もはや無機質な強化防壁とLEDが私に見える唯一の空だ。
雨上がりのあの外の香りが嗅ぎたい。

願わくばこの固く閉ざされた扉が開かれず、永久に封印されることを望む。
きっとこの手記は誰も読むことなく私の死体と共に朽ち果てるのだろう。
強烈な眠気がやってきた。おそらく私はここで

424 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11116 23:24

If the yakuza can't stop me from wanting to fuck a horse, some shitty backwoods two bit manga shack hasn't a snowball's chance in hell.

425 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11117 11:08

Caught my daughter on FaceTime with a guy they call “Big Randall” that plays basketball down at the school and he has those dreadlock things. Took her phone and blew it to shit with some buckshot. That nonsense will not happen under my roof!

426 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11119 02:13

Francium IS a stupid element. It has a half life of 22 minutes and barely exists at all, only naturally occurring as a product of the extremely rare alpha decay series ²³⁵U ➝ ²³¹Th ➝ ²³¹Pa (𝜷 decay) ➝ ²²⁷Ac ➝ ²²³Fr (1.38% chance). There’s less than a gram of it on earth at any given moment. It has no uses to anybody and it isn’t even the most reactive group 1A element due to relativistic effects fucking up its electron binding energies. Stupid substance.

If you somehow asked a genie to get you a gram of Francium in a sealed vial so you could do an experiment with it, the genie would just give it to you because the enormous amount of radioactivity it produces would instantly vaporize the sample and cook you alive. Absolute dogshit isotope and its synthetic siblings are just the same but worse

427 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11119 14:05

the penis

428 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11119 19:42

>>426
I was just thinking about how when I was a kid I learned about the elements from some Time-Life style book that was way older than me, but it was written just a couple years too early so that most of what it had to say about gallium was basically "haha look at this hilariously useless metal".

429 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11120 21:54

The fictionalized manga of Karl Marx's "Das Kapital" chronicles a cheese factory run by protagonist Robin, who rebels against his father's socialist principles and becomes a slave driver after teaming up with a cold-blooded capitalist investor. But Robin struggles between his capitalist ambitions and his sense of guilt over the exploitation of his workers.

430 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11121 02:47

Wow!!! I guess every Japanese director makes movies for this site. Absolutely loved it. Very good offed up

431 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11121 05:56

A drill to administer an IO (intraosseous, "inside bone") line for fluids. It's like 90% as effective at providing fluids to a patient as IV lines. Of course, both require access to a limb to work, but the Fast1 here doesn't! Goes riiiight into the Sternum with a sickenkng pop!

432 Name: a : 1993-09-11121 14:16

WOMB TATTOO THAT JUST SAYS "PUSSY"
IN TIMES NEW ROMAN

433 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11123 22:12

Linus raped me and turned me into a freak >_<

THAT'S WHY I'M A LINUX USER NOW!!!

434 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11126 01:44

If I ever met a white person in the real world who knew the difference between a Khoisan, a Yoruba, and an Afar, I would be 100% certain that they were among the most racist people I had ever encountered.

435 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11126 12:49

linus sext tips

436 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11126 21:11

I spilled a bit of coffee on my foot while going up the stairs. Thankfully, my unyielding Stoicism prevented me from panicking and spilling the whole cup. (´人｀)

437 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11128 20:35

I like the trans jesus idea, jesus was a virgin birth, so no biological father, thus no Y chromosome. So jesus woud have been born female but is trans masc.

438 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11129 00:09

On the other hand, even in the Reiwa era, when people think it would be interesting to peek at their crotches, I'm scared of the Showa era's sloppy sense of humor, and I'm scared of the insensitivity of people who tsukkomi too forcefully without knowing how to control it, and I still stumble even though I'm not being pushed that hard. I'm afraid of my legs that have weakened due to age.

439 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11130 21:40

THAT'S IT, HE'S GOING IN THE FUCKIN BOOK!

AYE, I MAY NOT BE A MAN, BUT I AINT A KNIFE EARED SODOMITE QUEER LOVER NEITHER!

I AM A DWARF, AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE! TO FUCKIN BURY YOU IN!!

440 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11131 01:08

한터 똥 스탠딩 화장실

안녕하세요 한터차트 공연장에서 바지에 변을 본 본인입니다.. 트위터를 보며 저때문에 많은 분들이 힘듦을 겪으셨음을 알게되었습니다. 많은 분들께 불편함을 안겨드려 죄송합니다. 오늘 일 되새기며 반성하겠습니다. 다시 한 번 좋은 날 죄송합니다.

441 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11132 21:07

the garlic man tragically passed away when his head exploded from being filled with too much shota cum

442 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11133 13:01

its a super nice entity apart from the fact that its a spirit of total destruction

443 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11134 00:00

dogs are fucking pests. my biggest wish in life is for all of those fuckers to lie on the grill and feed my tummy. I’m sick of all the retarded slang nicknames for those disabled creatures like ‘pupper’ im convinced that those who use that sort of language have mental disorders so i won’t blame them for being annoying shits. Also the very existence of dogs are cancer, no one needs their stupid deafening barking every single fucking second. No more turds and piss puddles everywhere, please, exterminate all dogs for the better of the planet.

444 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11134 01:30

eat my sausage.

445 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11134 01:42

I remember reading about a guy who shit himself in a university lecture hall of 200 people. He tried to ignore it and wait for the end but it started to smell and people were looking around to see what smelled so bad. So he tried to walk out quietly but he was ten steps from the exit when a nugget on shit plopped out his trouser leg onto the floor and everyone around looked at him. His genius solution was to fake a seizure. He fell to the floor and started twitching but no one came to help him. They just watched him twitching on the floor in a puddle of his own shit. Then he got up and left.

446 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11134 05:17

i think this is the same guy who came to that place while i was chilling as a molcar and started streaming himself vaping

447 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11134 07:00

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448 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11135 08:19

did you know? the human body only uses 15% of it’s bones at any given time. imagine what would happen if we had access to 50%, or even 80% of our bones

449 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11135 08:20

my relationship with mittens swings wildly between wanting to marry that little guy and wanting to smash it with hammers

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