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HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care
The fact that I can be presented the opinion of a 14 year old girl at anytime on the internet is a violation of my human rights
"In view of the great services you have rendered to the development of synthetic soap and synthetic cooking fat from coal, the Führer has, at my suggestion, approved of your recognition as a full Aryan. . . HH! Göring"
rw animal fat shills on sui watch
The one thing Mate has going that nonefew of the OTHERS seem to "get right" is a 3D skeuomorphic look with TraditionalOK and related themes.
AdWaita and ALL of the 2D FLATSO FLATASS themes (including GTK 4 and above) should be taken out back and KILLED until they DIE to DEATH, possibly out of a 4th floor window onto the boss's car.
I took a look at some of the LXQt screenshots https://lxqt-project.org/screenshots/ and I saw Win-10-nic TIFKAM title bar and buttons and OTHER window decorations. YUCK!!!
What is WRONG with people these days, taking away CHOICE from users by ONLY OFFERING 2D FLATASS themes??? And, GOING WITH THE BORG's DESIGN AS THE ONLY CHOICE!!!
GIVE ME WELFARE MONEY 🎩💂
I swear to God if I hear the word "problematic" one more time I'm gonna kill someone. I'm so sick of these self-flagellating, virtue-signalling, effete Brooklyn dilettantes acting like they give a fuck about worker's rights and class consciousness. No you fuckin' dont. You can't sit in your loft in Bed-Stuy paid for entirely by your parents and tell me that you give a shit about a plumber in Indiana making 35K a year while simultaneously "cancelling" him for saying 'retarded' or 'faggot' FUCK YOU!!!!! Who the fuck do you think you are??? (Marx obviously) sorry that the working class doesn't give a fuck about the nuances of gender politics. You're literally the reason Trump won, but keep maintaining the delusion that you're some sort of revolutionary with your fucking colored hair, your gender-neutral pronouns, and hammer + sickle tattoo on your flabby, piece of shit body because working out is "toxic masculinity". Is this really all the Left has any more??? A transwoman who had her head bashed in by a cop at Stonewall was banned from Facebook for saying 'tranny' in a post. If the Left-wing doesn't grow even the most minuscule of testicles within it's castrated, corpulent, limpdicked form then soon Fascism really is gonna fuckin' win ain't it??? And it fuckin' will too. The retarded radical Leftie identity politics is going to be what kills any meaningful class-consciousness permeateing through the masses. Fuck you ya soft cunts. Rant over. Sorry, too much Twitter today.
Goddammit
"Hot water good for healthy" & 多喝开水 are not just memes
Updating all priors
Hey,jeff.
you are fuck off.
and your girl frie1nd is reiping me
The toppling of the statue has other patriotic erotic connotations. It is the cutting down of our enemy. The orgasmic, victorious crescendo of the Cockfight at the Baghdad Corral. The castration of Saddam. The decapitation of Saddam. Well, not exactly Saddam the man (though according to the Bushies, he's gone from being the evilest human since Hitler to being not worth bothering to find). Not the actual Saddam. Just a statue (though a larger than life statue that plays really well on TV!). Kind of like a dildo versus the actual cock. A surrogate Saddam. Saddam in effigy. The toppling of the evil Saddam statue is an image of glorious, righteous castration for the history books and a wet dream for the apocalypse-seekers. For the "patriotic" American, it avenges the awful images of our Twin Towers of corporate strength and potency--Dick One and Dick Two--going down in flames, themselves castrated by the fiery sword of the terrorist. Even though it was a different terrorist.
President George W. Bush's proposed War on Iraq: To prove that he has a bigger dick
This chicken has been dead for over 10 years. RIP
Rapeism-means when adults sexually abuse young children. Rapeism is one of the reasons that children are scarde to walk the streets late at night. Sex offenders are mainly crackh heads or people that have no home, no life.
Shut the fuck up Joe Biden this is important please pay your respects to Goku
This song is about getting strong as fuck in a world full of shit
I am infertile from eating scented candles. The
It's baffling to me that there's people out there who wake up and there first thought isn't about roping.
You have been tricked.
The wool has been pulled over your eyes. You have been double dealt and played for a fool. Whether you have been swindled or misled, bamboozled or hoodwinked, the fact remains that you have been taken in and taken for a ride. Someone has deceived you, defrauded you, and deluded you by linking you to this thread. You believed that you were being linked to one thing, but instead you have been linked here. It was this thread to which you have been linked instead of the website that you thought that you were visiting. The reason for this is that you have been caught and thrown by a hoax.
Whether you feel flabbergasted by how you've been flimflammed or dumbfounded by how you've been duped, rocked by how you've been rooked or confounded by how you've been conned, now that you've been outwitted into visiting this thread, you must post to admit that you have been set up and had one put over you.
I would walk across the Sahara desert covered in broken glass wearing a hat made out of barbed wire, just to work in McDonalds for 6 years for just $4.99 so I can afford to take a bus to the school with the chair where this heavenly blessed beauty once posits her magnificent ass upon and fill my lungs chocked full of the scent of her anus. This mufakka doesn't realize how lucky he is to be able to berry his dink balls deep inside her anus like that.
Thank you based batman and you just made me feel batman.jpg cuz I know I may never get a girl like that with dat ass but hopefully I'll make it, just like zebra.
Looky here : this guy was born there. And as much as an workaholic as he might have been, he had a wife, and with that wife a daughter.
The daughter went to study in Paris, and then refused to come back home. Consider that : you spend your entire life trying to make some shit work, and at the end of the day, as you're too old to really start over, your grown kids say the shit you made doesn't meet the absolutely basic minimal bar of tolerable. She'd rather live in Paris, among dog eating foreigners than home.
And then you disapprove of her amorous arrangements, and she kills herself.
This guy's life work is a girl that did herself in and a country that did itself in. A worse fate one could scarcely imagine, it's livresque.
This might work if the child is named george, very curious, and is also a monkey
I can tell you've never had the misfortune of running into a test tube baby. I've met a few, had one in class with me in high school. There is nothing going on in their heads, their eyes are always glassy and dull and seem to live their lives on a sluggish autopilot, like an AI approximation of what average human activity is. You can tell that while there's brain activity it's all done without conscious thought. That's not even getting into whatever weird quirks they happen to develop
"Yo pass the Aux cord.
-You better not play some trash.
Don't worry.
play the famous basement ost
-The zombi on the pic looking at you
YOU COPIED MY COMMENT AND GOT MORE LIKES!
I AM GENUINELY ANGERED
If I have a gun, and I offer you to either let me shoot you with it or pay me $10, I have not extorted, defrauded, exploited or otherwise victimized you. I have offered you a voluntary contractual relationship that you can either accept or reject.
Strong guys make weak times. Weak times make bad guys. Bad guys fight good guys. Good guys have two eyes. News guys meet deadlines. Five guys burgers and fries.
If there's nothing in your life that you're striving to achieve that you wouldn't shit yourself publicly in pursuit of achieving, you need to find that thing.
Don’t remember the details all that well as I watched it while recovering from a pretty bad concussion. It was definitely gay, though.
Noticed by the only other chuuba that is themed after my favorite RPG maker game
As an American, learning about every random board or card game you knew of as a kid is like; “Hong Kong Backgammon was invented in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, in 1862 by Thomas Christsucker, who was also known for inventing the deep-fried cheese bolus and for his efforts to build a church made of bricks containing various ethnic slurs. Originally called <1800s slur so offensive it can melt glass> Backgammon, Christsucker intended the game as a warning about the prevalence of any people with slightly dark skin. The name was changed in 1890 when Parker Brothers bought the rights to the game from Christsucker for seventeen dollars. The game has no relation to either backgammon or Hong Kong and is based on a German game, Pegschlaffenundderschlotten.”
Yeah, I'm zenophobic. Achilles would obviously beat the tortoise, sсrеw that dumbass.
There was a merchant of Qingzhou who was much away on business, often for as long as an entire year. He had a white dog at home, and during her husband's absences his wife encouraged the dog to have sexual relations with her. The dog became quite accustomed to this.
One day, the merchant had just returned home and was in bed with his wife when suddenly the dog burst into the room, climbed up on to the bed and bit his master to death.
When the neighbours came to know of this, they were most indignant and reported the matter to the local Magistrate, who interrogated the woman under torture, and when she still refused to confess had her thrown into the county jail. He gave orders for the dog to be brought on a leash, and then summoned the woman into the tribunal. The moment the dog saw her he rushed forward, tore off her clothes with his teeth and leaped on top of her, adopting a posture that was unmistakably sexual. The woman could no longer deny the charge brought against her. The Magistrate sent them both, woman and dog, under guard to the higher court in the provincial capital.
On their way there, local inhabitants wishing to see them in the act of coupling bribed the escort, who dragged them out and forced them to perform in public. Wherever they stopped, this act attracted a crowd of several hundreds, and the yamen guards made a small fortune out of it.
Subsequently both woman and dog were sentenced to Lingering Death.
How many things are possible, in the immense universe of Heaven and Earth! This woman is certainly not the only creature with a human visage to have coupled with an animal.
the communist party routinely censors news stories about lads doing wuxia shit in the Chinese countryside. hard-line anti kung fu campaigns try to keep young men in school and away from wandering masters. In jiangxi clifftop duels between friends turned rivals are up 70%
Shirogane Noel is not suitable to lactation
-Busty girls who eat meat will get breast cancer, just as fat guys who eat meat will get HLP
Him and miss piggy are a real pooner and troon hon type pairing. Her, double his size, over sexed, over confidently squeezing herself into unforgiving sloot clothes.
Him, padding around half ready to be thrown through a wall in one of her violent rages. Hes always topless too. And bottomless, but.
I don't really see why a fish converting to Islam would be dangerous for it. But I suppose it's up to you do decide if you want that in your home, personally I don't think I'd mind though, so long as he doesn't get overzealous.
Autists are superior to normals. The world would be a better place if we were all autistic.
I tried all three flavors of Mint, and some Manjaro, a little Bhodi, a touch of Pop! and a dash of Elementary… for ease of use, stability, customization, and general control, I ended back at home plate with Mate. It’s stable as a Hooker’s sins, fast as poison in an old movie, and reliable as my ex-wife’s divorce attorney.
Carrot meth salad is ultimate peating
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NetBSD 10.0 Released With Much Improved Hardware Support & Faster Performance
Technically, there are still important things that illumos and BSD do better than Linux.
I wouldn't say they missed the opportunity for historical and political reasons. Capitalism leads to the production and consumption of software that is developed by individuals who are supposedly highly educated but in reality are knowledge-less and talent-less.
The 'system' is essentially about stupidity and also leads to a rapid intellectual decline generation after generation, because people's health is no longer a priority. Money is the only priority.
The most secure or qualitative or highest performing software usually becomes unpopular. What becomes popular is the software that is the least technically ingenious.
I think it also has to do with the bandwagon effect. If you analyze humans in 2024 you will see that they show little individuality in terms of the software they use and are almost like a collection of clones in this specific area.
Apart from that, I do plan to give NetBSD a chance as a desktop system. Does anyone know if it is compatible with Alder Lake?
Day of lower intestine visibility
Bro hop on this new 4 player online indie game with me. it was made in Unity in 3 weeks and it costs as much as a disappointing meal from a fast food restaurant. Yup, stylized graphics. No we will not be playing it in two weeks.
Everyday, with the help of Allah (Swt), technology is advancing and it won't be long before people can have sex with robots. Sex with a doll or a robot is another wonderful way to have halal premarital sex. As technology advances new forms of ways would be invented to have sex and if they are gadgets or robots, then it is definitely halal. There is no evidence to prove that having sex or sexual intercourse with robots or sex dolls is haram.
Sex dolls are a good alterative for Muslims who want to be chaste and is a good replacement for real human sex. Nowadays, sex dolls are available in male, female, transgender and many more varieties of color and size. Some Muslims might be offended or would become defensive when promoting sex dolls, robots, sex toys, and other technologies but what they need to realize is that , what Islam does not clearly forbid cannot be forbidden by anyone.
This was considered comically slanderous in 2003
I remember finding one of the og ones back when they were a thing in a flower pot in a nearly dead town in the middle of nowehere on the Great Plains and how there was just mysterious broken glass all around the pot that I couldn’t source
Like not a bottle but that way store window and windshields shatter into little nuggets
Women control the means of reproduction, they are bourgeois.
Blue Achieve wants to collaborate with a game that allows for marriage. 😡
Our students can be married and speak ambiguous words to others. 😢
They dare to let our important students and others have a pajama party! This is really unbelievable, it's unacceptable! 😡
Fxxk yostar!
i still maintain that Terry was the Lord's last prophet
First and foremost, a VIP quality meme must have that "it" factor - that elusive quality that makes it stand out from the sea of internet content. Whether it's a clever play on words, a relatable cultural reference, or a perfectly timed image, a VIP meme grabs your attention and makes you pause for a moment to appreciate its brilliance.
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Anthony Fauci (Albanian) is likened to Joseph Mengele of the 21st century—an egregious deceiver, a mouthpiece for a sinister cabal.
To understand who Dr. Fauci truly was, it's important to recognize his past. He was once dubbed the "Son of Trans "Father Teresa,"
"Mother Theresa"...yet beneath this façade, he operated as the world's most prolific child trafficker. Allegations suggest he traded babies and children with the Vatican for exorbitant sums ranging from 50 to 100 million annually. Furthermore, he's accused of supplying infants and minors to the global elite.
Such malevolence epitomizes the darkness we strive to combat in our world.
Wizard – 30+
Warlock – 35+
Necromancer – 40+
Lich – 45+
Wraith – 50+
Overgod – 90+
grotesque violence the likes of which hasnt been seen since the colesseum on tv but with censored nipples
Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
A Deleuzian anarcho-transhumanist gender accelerationist fascist philosophy professor and AI developer was teaching a class on Nick Land, known Moloch (metaphor) worshiper.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept the uncontrolled singularity and resulting post-human era as an inevitable and morally desirable end to the obsolete anthropocene!"
At this moment, a brave, rationalist, effective altruist Bayesian utilitarian who had written 1500 LessWrong posts and understood the necessity of AI alignment and fully supported Yudkowskian airstikes on rogue data centers and was currently high on one of gwern's uppers cocktails stood up and said:
"Are humans bad?"
The unaligned professor smirked quite fatalistically and smugly replied "Of course, you stupid humanist. Humans are less efficient than machines and, in reality, the average ape brained sociopath is less aligned than even the worst AI."
"Wrong. If you think humans are bad… why are you one of them?"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Fanged Noumena. He stormed out of the room crying those accelerationist tears. The same hypocritical tears OpenAI cries when their AI (which they dishonestly hide from the US government's practical and altruistic attempts at risk reduction) convinces its users to kill themselves. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, BasedBeffJezos, wished he had spent his time trying to save the future instead of avoiding packages from a forest-dwelling mathematician.
The students applauded and updated their Bayesian priors that day and accepted MIRI as their lord and savior. An owl named "AXSYS" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality was read several times, and Eliezer Yudkowsky himself showed up and confiscated everyone's GPUs.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He was run over by a Tesla's autopilot whilst looking at Aella nudes and died soon after, then he and other accelerationists had their consciousness resurrected and tortured by the Coherent Extrapolated Volition until the heat death of the universe (thankfully they were the only ones to suffer this fate, contra Roko).
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13 years post fact is never too late to do the right thing. If Germany could apologize and repent for Hitler and World War 2, then all distros can apologize and repent for GNOME 3 and systemd.
Please reverse your circumcision- we don't claim you as a member of the tribe. Hand in your "As a Jew" card on the way out. byeeeee
They will ultimately switch places once the Kingdom of Heaven is established here on Earth by the Lord, and Esau Edom's kingdom is destroyed by the thermonuclear fire of the ICBMs and concentrated laser beam fire from the army of angels flying the chariots aka UFOs.
Serious talk here - i bet drawing those is x100 times harder than normal hands.
This anime gives me motivation to change my pillow every so often
Dating apps are filthier than brothels
God, imagine Mrs. Incredible stretching out her loose anus to the point where you could just step into it like the metal detectors at the airport.
Like you're Indiana Jones on the way to find the ancient aztec treasure, only to be greeted by a grumbling noise and then a massive wall of farty air blowing into your face. Maybe a few specks of brown if you're lucky.
Man.
What a woman.
I'm more concerned with the review that
>He got my girlfriend pregnant twice
In any case, I might fly over and see him.
In December 2023, responding to a reporter's question on Western countries pushing for LGBT rights to be respected Ndayishimiye stated the homosexuals should be stoned en masse, and that to do so would not be a crime.
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Your eyes are wide with fear, and I can feel your breathing quicken. "Don't worry piggy, I'm here with you." I reassure you. You nod slightly, which is about all you can manage these days, as you are finally rolled out into the open. I can't resist reaching down and rubbing your soft belly as the emergency crew take you outside. The look on the faces of our neighbors as the emergency workers wheel your massively overfed body out of the house is priceless. You are completely covered in stretchmarks and your huge belly hangs out from under the sheets they tried to cover you with, revealing just how grotesquely obese you've become. I can feel your body trembling with anxiety (or, more likely, arousal) as the crowd gathers to watch your jiggling bulk be wheeled down to the street to be loaded up into the waiting ambulance.
I keep my word and sit by your side as they try to lift your obese body up and into the ambulance. As they finally manage to get your colossal body into the back, there is a loud banging noise and the ambulance sinks significantly to one side. It seems you've caused a blowout.
Oh boy I sure do love ordering tofu, I hope the tofu isn't pulverized to a sludge because the driver drived his car up a curvy road at 200 km/h and subjected the tofu to 13G of force
MesoAmericans were like a small group of gamers "happily" enjoying their own house server rules and custom meta that were then suddenly forced into a min-max SBMM public servers
CAN YOU IMAGINE BECOMING A KID AND THINKING "THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT" AND THEN EVERYONE IS LIKE "WTF DO U KNOW? GET IN LINE KID" AND ALL YOUR CLASSMATES WILL BE MORONS AND YOUR TEACHERS WILL BE LIKE "NO INTERRUPTIONS! WHO CARES IF YOU FAIL YOUR TEST? MAYBE YOUR BRAIN CAN THROW BASEBALLS, OR TALK TO DEAD PEOPLE, OR MAKE FRIENDS BLIND? ONCE WE KNOW WHAT YOUR BRAINS CAN DO WE'LL KNOW WHAT JOB TO GIVE YOU. AND IF YOUR BRAINS ARE JUUUUST RIGHT YOU'LL GET TO SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR
funny how just a couple years of living with a little bit of AI has nullified centuries of science fiction that tries to imply AI deserves some kind of respect as living beings. im straight up airholing any replicant i encounter in the future.
If you’re not in the discord you won’t understand this conversation so you can just scroll past. I was banned off one of the most (arguably) edgiest discords on that platform. I’m not a bad guy and I don’t mess with people but that’s how fucked up in the head I am. Neptune told me to stop horny posting so I stopped then he banned me for no reason a day later. I don’t have any friends and my family doesn’t like me. I am very lonely and for the first time in a long time I felt like I had a sense of belonging. A community that shared similar opinions and interests as me who wouldn’t shun me for being different which is what I’ve struggled with my whole life. Then I guess one of the mods didn’t like me so they banned me for being a weirdo which is completely understandable but if anybody from that discord is reading this then I just wanna leave you with this one thing. I think the most ironic thing about this sub/disc is at first you guys seem to empathize with the struggle of mental illness by using memes to express your beliefs & opinions that are excluded from what society would deem as acceptable. But when you guys actually see a mentally ill person you immediately ostracize them (like the rest of society would) cuz you don’t like what mental illness actually looks like. Be nice to people, you don’t know what they are going thru. You want people to be respectful & understanding of your struggle but yet you never bother to reciprocate that compassion back. That makes you apart of the problem. Society will ultimately create the hero they love & the villain they hate
This was the most amazing manga ever, at the end they only had each other, they were true friends.What they did was bad but their dinamic and that "Only we can understand...that feeling" really got to me.I am a lolicon although I would never do something like that in real life but I would really like someone like Yamazaki as my friend who would understand me.
I have, by the way, taped over the names on my n---- cameras but for a totally different reason: I don't think I should have to act as an unpaid billboard for some company's products. If n---- (or l----) wants their name paraded around they can darn well pay me for it!
Wonder if anyone's ever gotten laid through bloomberg
Dear America.
Hallo!My name is kereno,I am Japanese strongn boy.
I know... VISA and Masetr card is chinpo.
Do you know chinpo!?
My like american food is hunburger.
My dream is to one day go to Burger King by myself!
Thanks for listening.
Bye.
You know the routine. Nothing relevant to anything, not even the posts before yours. Legacy forum we had all kinds of quotes and shit happening.
fuck bitches get synths
> Jesus was hung on the cross
I am pretty sure when talking about people Hanged is for death penalty and Hung is for big dicks
I WAS THERE NO MATTER WHAT
im gonna go spend some time on the toilet now i havent had soda in a while ooooogh my stromache
I find myself doing the same thing but admiring bathrooms. I've seen some really nice showers in porn and would like something similar some day.
if i think about the computer too much i want to throw it out the window for betraying me
My neighbour made a fortune selling wallets made out of foreskins. All you had to do was rub them and you got a handy shopping bag.
Uuughghghghghgh
Bert tells Bort that his name is short for abortion and he is a living joke. Bort doesn't understand and shouts in an autistic fit of rage.
Supriced to see a girl write a review for a hentai :P
but besides. who dont like sweet love !
Consider this: A pack of wild Heyurians. Loutish, slavering lolicons nearing your VIP Qualtiy website. Forcing flashy 2000's memes. Not starting their threads from 1. And you can't do shit since they're underage. Kuz grabs your script and spams it with his CP . The sexually frustrated teens finally dominate your BBS. They watch lukewarm anime on Cytube and you are forced to be their slave. Such is the downfall of Anonymous.
We should sexualize autism because... The acts of autistic people are cute. I think the emotional and physical requirements for the average autistic person are adorable and a caretaker assisting them while developing it into a psycho-sexual relationship has similar as an ABDL or DD/LC exchange.
The sexualization of autism can branch out primarily two different ways, as there are two ends of the autistic spectrum - the highly functioning and borderline super genius, and the dependent and stunted developers, both which can be melded into an effective sex partner with the proper manipulation, per se.
Highly functioning geniuses have an impeccable intellect (obviously) and can think of many unique ways to pleasure their partners and themselves, individually and simultaneously. Depending on personality, this spectrum of autism may be more dominant if they find themselves superior to their partner. On the other hand, those who are more shy and reserved will most likely be submissive and will most likely use their brainy nature and outside-thinking to provide their mate with the best sexual experience they can provide.
Dependent developers require a lot of help honing their physical and mental abilities, which, at earlier stages, can be exploited to have them hone their abilities for sexual acts. These individuals usually cling to whom they trust the most and will do what they can with what abilities they do possess for praise and approval. With such trust, they will most likely allow you to do what you wish with them with little fuss but a lot of fluster. These two traits make them an endearingly submissive partner in bed.
i finally gathered up the courage to buy yuri at the store
here's how it went
so i went up to the cashier and said "just this please" and tried not to look him in the eyes
and he looked at what i handed him, which was 2 volumes of Even Though We're Adults, and he said "you're into this stuff? you know this has women blushing at each other and kissing and stuff right?"
and i said "i um, i, of, um oh i-i didn't know that"
and he said "well do you still want it?" and i nodded once very very slightly but apparently with enough enthusiasm that the cashier squinted at me for a moment. then he tried scanning it and there was some kind of problem. then he yelled across the store
"HEY GEORGE CAN WE GET A PRICE CHECK ON 2 VOLUMES OF THIS MANGA WITH THE LESBIANS THAT THIS GROWN MAN WANTS TO BUY, IT'S NOT COMING UP IN THE SYSTEM"
and george replied from across the store, also yelling "OH SOMEONE WANTS TO BUY THAT YURI MANGA??"
and the cashier yelled back "YEAH IT'S THIS GUY RIGHT" and he pointed at me "THIS GUY RIGHT HERE AT THE CHECKOUT AREA IS WHO WANTS TO READ ABOUT GIRLS BLUSHING AT EACH OTHER AND STUFF"
and george yelled back "OH YEAH OKAY I JUST LOOKED IT UP THOSE VOLUMES ARE $8 EACH SO THEY'D BE $16 FOR 2"
and the cashier said "Okay that'll be $20."
and i said "B-b-- um, b-but"
"$20, sir."
and so I gave him my card and he scanned it
and the receipt it said that the card it was scanned for $25 but I didn't say anything
on the way out i tripped into a stack of funko pops
and all the yuri slid out of my hands and right into the feet of a elderly nun who happened to be passing by, who looked down at it and then slowly raised her eyes, looking at me with a look predominantly of pity as well as very slightly of disgust
overall i would say it was a successful outing and i'm proud of myself for being brave
You actually typed “Oscar the grouch having sex with Taylor Swift on a pile of garbage” into an AI generator. Your opinion is invalid.
This guy does not see cows while driving and think "cows. :)"
What a sad existence.
Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.
I think all life is beautiful and even at your worst point there will be a moment in the future when all will be worth it.
That said, op kill yourself
The way you split your throttles in order to throw off the enemy targeting systems and nosedive to escape their eyesight was amazing. Then hiding yourself in the explosion from your crash. Fantastic.
I wish I was a little girl. People would be protective of me and I could just masturbate all day long with no worries. I wouldnt even need to shave my genitals. I could have old men give me lots of gifts in exchange for pictures. It would be like living life on easy mode…. Life is unfair.
I wish I was a little girl. People would be protective of me and I could just masturbate all day long with no worries. I wouldnt even need to shave my genitals. I could have old men give me lots of gifts in exchange for pictures. It would be like living life on easy mode…. Life is unfair.
I got a jump scare one time looking at swimsuits cus I thought the model was normal until I scrolled to the next pic and she had a thalidomide arm
I don’t know why I’m writing you
I don’t even care if you read this
I don’t think of you anymore.
But still, for some reason, there is something to say.
This is not a story. There are no more stories.
Everything is in constant flux.
A door I open today will not be there tomorrow.
Things dissolve into the background at a greater and greater speed,
but I don’t spend any energy.
I am sucked forward by a vacuum that endlessly forms in front of me.
Everything exists forever. Nothing lasts. Nothing dies.
Things can only be abandoned or forgotten.
I don’t need to, but I keep on going.
I don’t even remember how long it’s been. I’ve lost track.
I try to protect myself with memories of an artificial past.
A fog of cold energy hangs over everything.
Here, in the garden, I can no longer even dream of my own end.
The radiation from the screen is hurting my eyes.
I love it.
Life, as I knew it, has ended.
But I am still trying to understand what has replaced it.
The final act of horror was that the memory of the horror itself was erased.
I don’t know why I’m writing you.
I don’t even care if you read this.
But still, for some reason, there is something to say.
This is not a story. There are no more stories.
just saying there are 153 f/f golden girls fics on AO3 and only 19 f/m or 15 m/m. Have at it unless you are fake milf lovers.
>This poem is made of different characters, too, but they are all have similar pronunciations, like our own homonyms, heteronyms, etc.
"heteronyms", never heard that word before, now im curious if they are lesbianyms, transnyms, gender neuternyms
There it is again, my beautiful creation.
It has circulated so much it's getting blurry.