im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s
HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care
If you want to know the truth about something go on Reddit and see what people have to say about it and the truth is the exact opposite of that. Thats how Reddit works.
Nobunaga did some DEI that Akechi Mitsuhide had a heated gamer moment
俺の車にクソしやがって💢焼き鳥にすんぞ！クソ鳥が
Elon musk NEEDS to marry and impregnate his trans daughter, and have his hardened heart softened by someone who really understands him. Libs AND cons will seeth as he holds his pregnant (using experimental gene therapy) beloved daughter wife in his arms, and a tear of emotion finally breaks through his cold exterior, allowing the warm sun of life and love to fill him
I'd like to posit the idea of "compwin", or "compulsory Windows". Compwin, much like "comphet", is a sociological phenomenon in which a monoculture (in this case, Windows and Windows software) becomes so entrenched that people stop noticing the ways in which they're artificially compelled to continue participating in and ultimately perpetuating it
The best memes are strong attractors in memetic space
Given sufficient time, every civilization will discover a minimal set of orthogonal basis memes
so the sf bay area transit discord (yes, an official multiple-government-agency project) added a #furry-friends channel, but just from the way they announced it, i get the impression that they seem to have been expecting mostly cat pictures?
if so, that lasted all of ~two and a half hours. UwU
Stop being antisemitic, it's their culture to steal dialogue from JRPGs and do molly all day
im always struck by how jesus was apparently on the cross for only six hours before he died. objectively suffered significantly less than akemi homura
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whoops, meant to post that in the CTRL+V thread, sorry...
i make poems and films and stories about "being born in the wrong body" and everyone thinks its a trans thing but its actually about how i dont want to be italian
That pink cheap soap is supposed to be sweet almond flavour. Nothing mixes better in a bathroom than the aromas of marzipan & urine.
so that other thread that was asking why come black dicks are so big… turns out the answer is they had to evolve to be big to reach the vulva past all that ass
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My Man(sponge) would fuck that hoe Korronavirus so hard she'd be the one with the most holes (besides herself) afterwards
god damn i drank too much again
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The 4’8 thing is literally the average make height of 20-50 year olds in Okinawa. They shrink as they age to be proper midgets. Would you want that? An Irishman would probably kill you if they saw you, thinking you were one of the Fey.
Googar came to my birthday party when no one else did, they stole all the soda and screamed racial slurs in my mother's face but it was still nice of them to come
I once got drunk in a 48hours coding event, i blocked one of the two evacuation hole for liquid under my T420 and proceeded to drink a beer by pouring it on the keyboard and drinking from the evacuation hole, while shouting "Can you do this with your f$cking MacBook ?" It was 7 years ago. Since that i brought it with me on many bike roadtrip across europ, and this bad boy is still running, and i still have 4 hours of autonomy without ever replacing the battery, those PC were wild
You're right, but also blackpilled to levels I can make out the distant peaks of on the misty horizon. I envy and fear you.
a shemagh wrapped as a turban and Iran flag with iraqi flag colors...AI was cooking with this one fr
I've begun using "Explain this mahjong screenshot" as my bigcorp LLM benchmark.
The best part is the board mods condone it, if you dare to disrupt their autistic monster high knockoff incest hyperfantasy they'll delete the posts and give you a 3 day yet if you do the same to any other kind of thread nothing happens. The board is as cooked as all of 4chan is, it's all hypersexual retards with the AI dev equivalent of the Brotherhood of Steel base from the first Fallout in the middle of it and even that's debatable since they are in the same pointless image AI moshpit that other boards like /g/ are trapped in.
I hate those fucking humans!
Walking around like rejects with those stupid holes in their bodies
opening and closing like shameless idiots! I mean just look at those
ugly things sticking out from under their bodies jerking back and
forth when they move. The sight of their dangling flesh makes me want
to rip off one of my zlapkroms.
Fucking humans, go back to your stupid planet!
Given that for marxism most philosophical doctrines and religious experiences come down to alienation of consciousness from it's real conditions, it would rather be like;
>Bird's flight is due to the fact that birds feel alienated from the ground and what it entails for their productive relations.
And that is not a complete account of the flying birds phenomena.
The same as if you brought in alcohol from outside; pubs have a legal duty to prevent underage drinking even if the alcohol wasn't purchased from them.
However, if you were 16 or 17 and you had a meal with the wine, that would be legal (although it is still at the discretion of the pub whether to allow you).
And as someone else said, the pub might not be very happy about Jesus undercutting them by ordering water and turning it into wine. Especially if he starts cloning the food as well (which is where the real margin is these days).
"Mom I know you don't understand my horse cock and animal butthole aesthetic but saying anything against it makes you a bigot."
wow O.o
this guy must have wanted it bad enough to f*** a toy race car car.
I could only imagine what else he would have f***ed if he was any more arroused. o.O
you big greedy HOG @taylorswift13 i will never support your fake girls girl ass again. i could maybe forgive your chart manipulation if it was for an album that was actually GOOD but doing all this for the Shit From a Butt Department is demonic. you will be dealt with!!!!
why do you care? the average age of a roblox player is a late teen to a young adult. This is just a fact. The internet isn't your safe space. People are just having their own private fun. Get over it.
You bought $joe at $30m with your last 1ETH. You watch for days as the price slowly dumps away. It gets down to $2 million mcap. You thought you invested in a good meme but how could it be if price go down.
You dump your Sjoe for 0.1ETH to chase the new shiny cat coins everyone is investing in. You ape into hobbes because you think ansem is the new daddy savior.
You get rugged, all your eth is gone. Some time goes by and people are finally loving $joe again! You start picking out funds from your grandmothers trust and put up your last 1eth back into $joe at 10m.
Scarcity hits, people are calling for a meme coin top. A red day hits and my favorite influencers are telling me to sell. You listened... yet wasn't satisfied with $joe, you didn't lose anything so you decide to give one last go into these new pumpfun solana coins.
It's over. You lost everything on another funny animal coin that was promised to hit billions. You take a few months off the market for a mental health break. When you come back you realize you never left the joe telegram. Wow... 621.272 missed messages.. surely it was botted. You open the telegram group... 28,745 members....
What's happening?!!!
Then you see it.
JOE Buy!
Market Cap $5,374,416,000
The market cap is over $5 billion. Your 1ETH buy would have now been worth 550ETH. You start pacing the house, the room is spinning. You sit down at the kitchen table to slow everything down, you see your unpaid credit card bills stacked up in front of you. You're going to be sick, you feel your throat closing. Your anxiety has turned to dread, you hit the floor and it all fades to black
Just give it up, I've already depicted myself as the powerful milk-drinking Rajah and you as the weak malnourished Bengali peasant
every AI should have a ring 0 friend
I’ve gotten used to not having the flying cars and robot butlers I was promised, but nobody told me there were going to be this many fucking Nazis around in 2024.
the french just play the smurfs games, which they call les schthroumpfsfs
初めて虫姦をみた
世界はとっても広いと思った
男優凄い
I woke up this morning with loose stools, a problem common to men that have ravaged their bodies with sugars their entire lives. Despite that, I was confidently farting throughout the day. In literary circles this is known as foreshadowing.
Where can I buy the cheap brandy for pregnancy woman washing hair use?
Anything cheaper than this?
[404ed link to some liquor store]
Thanks
Shout out to the small community of people who have been drawing sexy Karl Marx Fan art.
thought this was a beautiful lesbian couple but it's just david fucking bowie again
Drinking grapefruit juice i got the fancy store brand instead of name brand even though it was only like 25 cents cheaper
Stalin was the biggest anarchist in history. He killed more generals, bureaucrats, bourgeoisie and nazis than all the anarchists in history combined. He was so true to the cause, he didn't spare his own generals and ministers. That is why i respect him.
THIS is shite!!! This does NOT fill the viewer with ANY sense of accomplishment.
There is NOTHING satisfying about THIS. This if a hallow victory.
IF YOU CONTINUE TO USE this kind of "answer", you will ABSOLUTELY LOSE viewers!
SHITE ANSWERS = VIEWER DISDAINE. INTERESTING ANSWERS = ENGAGEMENT.
Yeah Hitler is the most misunderstood figure of the 20th century hands down. I bet you didn't know Hitler was a vegan and couldn't stand animals suffering. He was the first environmentalist and passed the first laws protecting animals and nature from destruction. Sure, he said some anti-Semitic things and I condemn that, but he wasn't the notorious Jew hater people make him out to be. Who doesn't say edgy soykaf sometimes? When Germany was baited into war with the Bolsheviks, Hitler formed special SS units to take care of civilians (see Einsatzgrups) after the war these guys were wrongly convicted because they shot a few Poles who were resisting arrest. Its biased victors justice. Hitler didn't really hate Jews at all. He had special holiday camps constructed especially for them with swimming pools and large saunas. That's what the chimneys were for. Ventilation of gas and smoke from the baths as German building code requires. Hitler knew in wartime that German anti-semities would do pogroms against the Jews so he had them moved to recreational camps for their own protection. It was the communists who killed the Jews in air raids and then blamed Hitler. You know there were Arabs, Turks, and French living in Berlin during the Reich? Sure he was a Germanic patriot but Hitler was also a multiculturalist who wanted to bring the world together. That's why the Nazis used to send expeditions to Tibet, India, and Japan and were obsessed with ancient history and mystic stuff. Propagandists say this is because Hitler was a racist but its because National Socialists really love other cultures and want to appreciate and understand them. You know Rudolph Hess was transgender right? His gender identity was denied by the allies.
I'm tired of all these misinformed people online talking soykaf about Germany and NS. Its all just bias and heteronormative American privilege that marginalizes the experiences of National Socialists and Germans who are reduced to subalternized outcasts. Its unfair and it has to stop.
DAS BUDDHAVISTA IST GERSTOLEN
I guess everyone ends up with fingerprint shields and ant spines.
Thy fine work of Narvin Gainiac, on the surface jonkin doge my just represent out primal urge to reproduce and the substitutes for feeling the euphoria of such primal act. But on the backside the side many do not see or flatout ignore is, jonkin doge really represents the meaningless of life itself. What benifit does jonkin have in the long term? What even is a “long term” some may say forver but nothing is forever, so what is the difference between long term and short if it all ends anyway? So many questions unanswered by cowards never willing to face the truth which jonkin doge represents. That is why Narvin Gainiac is not just a meme maker, artist or all around a cool guy he is a messiah, a prophet that will lead us all to enlightenment one day, and until that day comes we will be jonkin in one way or another.
And yes, if you deny patients and doctors the toilet, they will urinate and defecate in the corridors. So if you find your announcer complaining about urinating in the corridors or calling Mr. Brown to the roof (a usual hospital code for a defecation event in real life), perhaps it's time to check if there's any toilet issues. All of these will keep your patients reasonably happy until they are treated. So don't neglect them!
“I willingly sent this lolicore producer - who seems to be in his late 30s and has a girlfriend - selfies of myself, and I even consented to videocall with him multiple times within a span of at least two years! he would then compliment those legs of mine - a legal teen who has a boyfriend - not even a week ago(!), alongside sending ʼfree stuffʼ to me..which I gladly accepted from a popular stranger like him!..................tt-therefore, h..he IS a PEDOPHILE who IS attracted to REAL CHILDREN as he GROOMED me and in fact he »APPARENTLY« did this to »MULTIPLE GIRLS« (haha I totally did not know about this till making this tweet, otherwise I would have never interacted with him in first place teehee pinky promise)!!... l-look.. LLITERALLY.HERE!!.“[insert image attachments of leaked private messages serving as fabricated testimony w. no further context, which then is used to accuse CDR of being a pedophile and therefore denouncing and harming his reputation within the music community]
I like star fleet battles the most because it has the thickest book.
Every single line in this is wrong.
"Science is Real" represents a perversion of the scientific process where you are supposed to believe something because authority figures said so rather than because you have seen mathematical or experimental proof yourself. This is unscientific.
Black lives don't matter (Africans missed out on 10,000 years of evolution which is why they consistently fail to produce high-achieving societies and are overrepresented in crime)
Women's rights are not human rights (Women are genuinely different and need a different set of rules and roles to flourish)
Some Humans are Illegal (a country without borders will attract the worst people in the world who want to strip it bare of all value and generally make a mess of it)
Love is not Love (Only heterosexual love produces children which are the future of our world, sexual deviance is not to be celebrated)
Kindness is not Everything (hard-heartedness, severity, strictness, rejection etc are load-bearing because a world that accepts and endorses everything quickly turns into hell)
This, but for Hallmark movies, and instead of finding love in her hometown on Christmas, the high powered business lady ends up strapped to a chair in her bedroom crying as she's forced to watch the country hunk and her city boy fiance having furious gladiator sex in her bed.
HNNGGGFUCCKK Wall-e is is such a FUCKING HOT scenario holy fuck. Please tell me someone else is as turned on as I am by those fat, wobbly, lazy humans. Love picturing some thick dumb blonde bimbo college girl plopping her ass down in her hoverchair and begining to mindlessly s l u r p down her thick, slop-filled McLard-shakes 24/7, completely giving in to consumerism, becoming too doughy and too lazy to walk..hnnggggGGG 🥵🤤🍔🍕🍟
As a devoted scholar of Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Snakeism, I would say that while Big Boss was most definitely a revisionist, his legacy is ultimately that of an effective anti-imperialist revolutionary. While he would come to attribute an almost saintly reverence to his mentor The Boss, whose sacrifice led to his disillusionment with nationalism and imperialism, his most direct Marxist inspiration was his hero Che, who served as the inspiration for the man he would become once untethered from the US security state.
His most significant theoretical innovation was his recognition of soldiers as a distinct class within the greater superstructure and with interests and an experience of exploitation distinct from but related to that of the proletariat, simultaneously both a class and a form of commodity. In his ideology, it was soldiers who must liberate humanity through the ownership of their own labor, as it is their skills and sacrifices that facilitate the endless brutality of empires and nation-states.
While he seemed largely uninterested in the plight of workers, he sought a world where soldiers controlled the means of war, and in pursuing this goal, oversaw the establishment of not one but four of the most successful socialist experiments of the 20th century. Significantly, all of these pseudo-states became nuclear powers, and were phenomenally successful at achieving gender equality, high living standards, and near autarky, all while maintaining an internationalist ethos that inspired loyalty across dramatic barriers of language and ethnicity. Under his benign dictatorship, soldiers from the Red Army, the Mujahideen, the Sandinistas, the MPLA, and UNITA broke bread and found brotherhood, living harmoniously by an ethos of from each according to his ability, to each according to his need.
Altogether, despite these stains on his legacy, serious Marxists today ought to recognize Big Boss for his extensive contributions to the immortal science of dialectical materialism. The entire world owes him gratitude for his decisive defeats of the arch-reactionaries Hot Coldman and Skull Face, as well as the rogue Brezhnevite princeling Yevgheny Borisovitch Volgin. We must acknowledge that Mother Base, Outer Heaven, and Zanzibar Land were all exemplary models of Actually Existing Socialism, and heed the lessons of both their triumphant rise and their ignominious collapse. Anarkiddies infatuated with the adventurism of Philanthropy and its ethos of "Let the World Be" are pollyanish at best and fail to reckon with the indescribable pressures exerted by the forces of imperialism to subvert Big Boss's noble aims.
As an American I am proud of the system of governance we left the Japanese after ww2. A guy dressed up as Jim Carrey in the mask running for the mayor of Tokyo brings a tear to my eye.
imagine drinking water kek
Another thing about Roman law is that it was, you might say, often very "vibes" based. There was some room for flexibility, especially for the elites.
We can Illustrate that with the example of the late republican senator Q F Maximus Ebernus, who's main claim to fame is having his son executed for being gay.
Despite his own authority as paterfamilias, this was scandalous by the standards of the time, and he more or less ended his political career in doing so. Despite having had a fairly distinguished political career up till that point, possibly even serving as censor (which was by then considered to be the true pinnacle of the cursus honorum). He was later actually accused directly of criminally exceeding his patria potestas, which resulted in him being exiled from Rome.
So yes, they did indeed at times face direct legal consequences despite theoretically having unlimited authority over their families.
Gorge World is the project I've been working on for the last couple months. A Table Top RPG ruleset built from the ground up (not a 5e add on or reskin) that incorporates gaining weight and getting fat, both providing fun benefits like the ability to disguise yourself as large items or belly pumping people into a new position so your friends can attack, but also draw backs like being too fat to reach around your gut to hold a two handed weapon or even causing stealth rolls to be more difficult due to the clap of your ass alerting the guards.
If they didn't want to die they wouldn't have flown on a Boeing. Me? I always fly Boeing. Suicide is a sin, but that doesn't mean I can't maximize my chances of death.
No please, Trumpisattva, don’t send me to the hungry ghost realm for MSNBC-addled would be assassins, in which they are forced to shoot unsuccessfully at an unexpectedly limber 78 year old for millions of kalpas.
“Get in the preta, trust me it’s for your own good.”
I've begun eating the duckweed that I scoop out of my aquariums. Is this the beginning of my transformation into a Deep One?
So, I live a very isolated life and I have a ton of different kinks and all my friends are kinky freaks (highest affections). This means that I am extremely bad at guessing which kinks of mine are going to be considered normal.
This is a confession about probably my worst blunder to date with assuming one of my kinks was common.
So I was GMing a role playing game with a trio of monsterfucker friends, and I had three really fascinating demons for them to interact with. This included methods of esoteric communion with the demons as well as methods of taking them into their bodies in a vampiric-metamorphic-erotic sort of way.
One player was having a ton of fun leaping into that with the Duke of Storms, and I was eager to give my other most monsterfuckery player a similar opportunity. So I set up an encounter for him with the demon I thought was the sexiest when his character got lost in the storm drains under the city.
And to my confused surprise he didn't go for it at all! In fact he pretty vehemently refused it at every turn!
I was sitting there for WEEKS scratching my head, wondering why he didn't like this demon. I suspected it might just be the gender, as I had Her cultists refer to Her in the feminine, but the thing is I'm a gay man too and this demon's appeal had always transcended gender for me so that didn't really make sense to me.
Then, finally, my poor player complained that he was stuck with, 'The world's most disgusting, rotting hag that just wants to fill me with disease and worms and to make my skin slough off!'
And it was then, and only then, that I realized most other people, even other monsterfuckers, do not consider getting eaten alive by billions of maggots from the inside out to be the epitome of hotness and that actually The Grandmother of Maggots was not going to be considered a desirable catch by anyone at the table other than me.
Oops.
Beatrice could win the magic argument in umineko so easily by drawing battler as the soy wojak and herself as the nordic gigachad magic believer
a fat Mexican girl with a weird hairline that writes for websites similar to buzzfeed, where they go into clothing shops, try on too small clothing and complain about it, and experiment with using hot dogs as hair rollers.
When it comes to a refusal to face hard choices, Lammy, and Labour policy, reach their apogee with his words about policy towards China: “The United Kingdom must instead adopt a more consistent strategy, one that simultaneously challenges, competes against, and cooperates with China as appropriate.” This passage (while entirely in line with previous Conservative government statements) suggests that Lammy also has a rather poor grasp of the English language, at least when it comes to the meaning of the word “consistent.”
if i ever get bottom surgery i'll also donate my schlong after i die
I cannot download, I am going to die.
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We gotta retire It's Joever after this I think. We have achieved the full flowering of Joever. It will never be more Joever than it is right now and we would be fools to chase the fading afterimage
I know a trans in a discord who knows basic Japanese and reads other trannies Japanese on Twitter, and because of that thinks that most people in Japan hate the ruling political party, love far left wing policies, LGBTBBQ, foreigners ect and it's soon gonna be a paradise. It's just dirty old people holding them all back...or something. I didn't get an explanation exactly what's stopping them from being like that if most people believe that.
I upgraded to Windows 95 from Windows 8. Before in Windows 8 I had to go to the ginormous start screen to launch a program on the desktop, but now in Windows 95, there is a start menu that makes launching programs much easier. Alot of the default programs that came with Windows 8 are in Windows 95 like calculator, paint, notepad etc. A notable and cool in Windows 95 is the briefcase, I can stick folders in it and bring the file up in another computer. Minesweeper is a great game in Windows 95 to try. Unlike Windows 8, MS-DOS games are fully compatible, so no need for DOS Box. Additionally, Windows 95 uses significantly less resources like hard disk space, so my hard drive went from 475gb out of 500gb with Win8, to 499gb out of 500gb with Win95. Some other useful features in Windows 95 are disk defrag for defragging your drive, and Scan Disk for checking for disk errors. The thing I love most with Windows 95 is the simplicity, there is no other interface, and not a bucket load of apps preinstalled. Windows 95 is overall a great OS and I highly recommend it.
Did you know Ralfy that “cat’s eyes” road markers were invented by a guy whose car headlights were one night reflected back to him by a cat crossing the road? Interestingly if the cat had been going in the opposite direction he would have probably invented the pencil sharpener.
Too bad you still cant buy XXXL vibrating eggs off the CVS counter, Nana...
HAHAHAHAHOLEEEEEEEEEEESHIT! A DILDO! HAHA! IMAGINE WANTING TO PUT THAT UP YOUR AHHAHAHAHA ASS! A BIG DILDO! LIKE A BIG RUBBER PENIS IN YOUR AHHAHAHAHAHA ASSHOLE! HOLEEEEEEESHIT! WHO'D WANT TO SLIDE A HUGE DILDO UP THEIR HAHAHA ASS? IMAGINE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS WITH THAT THING! AHHAHAHAHAHA! HOLEEEEEEEEEEEESHIT!
Yo fam mi know di ting sting AS but bro yuh haffi pre di scene....where yuh deh and where yuh waan go yuh zeeit 🥅🥍 Ain’t nobody a seh yuh nuh know how fi throw down but bredren yuh nuh have di juice fi tek on UFC champ title das 📠🚫🖨️ Just low di fight game chase a next life goal yuh hear 🚫🥊
Mi a tell yuh straight him woulda shell it as a slap commentator 👋🏾💥🎙️ Alan Jouban try di mic ting but di bredda too stiff too professional a try nail everything proper it just nah work fam ting borin' 😴💤 him vibe too dry could neva be di top dog commentator wid a stush attitude like dat ting pure rubbish fam him a have no flair 🚫🏳️🌈 AS better drop a resume fi some basic gig swear down him train under Bisping fi like 2 event him can do smaller shows wif Buckley or Holland sum1 wif jokes yuh zeit
Bro training wid Forrest too catchin' headz might just cop a big role as a senior catcher nvr kno fam dun kno 💯 🫴🏻🙂↕️
Pon di real if yuh tek a page outta Forrest and Bisping book ting could glow up 🌟☝🏾 fast forward five years TJ a go be like Chandler all up inna di slap ads him a push popsicles and protein just makin' endz meet while yuh a roll sharp in suit and tie 🤵🏻🚫🍧 Dash weh di thought aboot dat cheatin’ bucktee fam nuh throw away di whole fight vibe just di actual throwing hands part cuz u ain't got it no more fam prolly nvr did anyweh fam u dead average in dat real talks
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What are the best unbiased works of literature about Dahmer's murders?
By unbiased i mean no fedwashing, the more it caters to gay serial killer sympathizers the better.
Legit sources only!
I just want everyone to know that ZUN is holding his monthly drunk radio stream today, and they're currently talking about which character would smell best (ZUN thinks Yukari would stink because she sleeps all-year round, and Orin would smell like corpses).
Thank you so much for offering me this magical item, cat. I'm honored that you would consider me for such an important role. However, I've given it a lot of thought and I've decided that I'm not ready to take on the responsibility of being a magical girl. I have a lot of other commitments and responsibilities in my life right now, and I don't think I can give the role the attention and dedication it deserves. I hope you understand and I'm sorry to disappoint you. Thank you again for considering me
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WELL?? WHO IS IT????
Good lord, I would fuck EACH of them MULTIPLE TIMES. Oh and polpol, you owe me a new keyboard. Lets just say mine just got a bit sticky. >_<
>>632
idk it was someone else's comment from some site nobody knows (twitter)
>>632
My money's on that harvest goddess from stage 1 of Mountain of Faith.
TFW you thought you said popular opinion, but popular opinion has changed
ianal, but it's called 2 party consent and not butt dial immunity
So I had this dream today right. I was fucking kuroko, lovey dovey mating press position with all the kissing and shit. I asked her "Do you want it inside or outside?". She said "Inside, I can just teleport out your sperm.", so I bust it inside of her.
I don't know the time it takes for fertilization but she just lay there with my sperm inside of her. I asked if she isn't going to teleport it out and she said she doesn't feel like it. It can't be helped I thought since girls like the feeling of having cum in their wombs after all. But it got me thinking, even if zygote is formed can't she just teleport it out later? If it's too small she can just teleport the fetus out when it's more developed in an easy and relatively painless abortion. It's an extremely convenient ability I thought since it means I can keep giving her nakadashi without worrying about having a child.
Then I drifted into a dream about how I become a serial killer and is on the run from the police but that's not important.
I can’t believe they made a video game about SFM porn characters
remilia is arguably one of the candidates for funniest touhou ever:
anabolic steroids fucking rule and are good for you, just stay away from trenbolone and you'll be fine
>was a shotacon at age fucking 12
>already involved in multiple zoosadist, grooming and cp spamming groups before his 18th birthday
It never even began for Gen alpha
This photo has mysterious power that many have forgotten
The third part of this story is either a researcher transcending his earthly form like a butterfly leaving his shimmering cocoon, or pissing blood for a week tormented by jade demons
Long time tranny and terf hater here. This is just actually the experience I've been having with homestuck these past few weeks
If I had followed the trends at that time, the result would have been something completely different. I don't deny following the trend, but you should keep it in mind that the trends don't always deserve the works you're working on.
I would disagree with the other reviewer who said that this book is just for the retarded. We have found that this book is effective in dealing with the immigrant problem we have at our fellowship. We have had influx of illegals and the only English they know is "careful, hot plate". Most of them are from Catholic backgrounds, which also means that don't really know God, only Mary. Teaching these foreigners has been a real challenge. This book presents God in simple concepts and object lessons, each carefully designed to help the simple of mind to know Him. For example, it shows how to point your finger at the sky and say "God." Imagine our delight to see a dozen smiling brown faces pointing to Heaven and praising God!
It’s a weird economy that we have. People will spend their lives making an app that’s not profitable on its own because no one would pay for it, then use it to force you to watch an ad that you don’t want to watch for a product you don’t want, and you’ll probably skip or ignore.
And then people will post absolute nonsense in the app to get views, and we’ll all tell our friends to watch that nonsense because it’s annoying.
And we basically put up with being constantly harassed to buy shitty products because we’re not willing to stop using the shitty app that’s so useless we wouldn’t spend $2 on it, but we’ll still go into the app to complain about how fucked up the whole system is.
But then we won’t do anything about it. And it’s all pretty well useless, but somehow this works to make some people ludicrously wealthy in spite of being evil morons.
If we're gonna play fuck, marry, kill, I fuck my hand, marry my job, and kill every last shitty toohoo ever.