im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s

HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care

Will you listen to this old man's nonsense?
Whenever a new unit comes out, it becomes cutting edge and amazing, but
Suzuki reuses it for quite a long time.
After releasing the water-cooled GS250FW in the past, they released the GF250, which they then made into a 4-valve
GSX-R, and continued to use it until the end of their days, like the 250 Katana.
It was an incredible feat to be the first to release a 4-cylinder 250, but other manufacturers only came out later and
have had to completely redesign it twice, so the gap is only getting wider. The
same goes for the GSX-R1000, which reused the engine from the GSX-R750 and finally got a new design with the K9.

Learn how to brain idiot
learn how to brain.
Try to make the neural cells
talk among themselves.
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Yeah when I was up late studying for an exam the next day at university. I was broke and out of cigarettes and all the shops were closed. I ended up grabbing my lighter and roaming around outside my dorm trying to find some half smoked cigarettes. Ended up finding and smoking like 2 or 3 off the ground. Not my proudest moment.

men are free you can take them i have 150,000 men at home they just stand around and let you. you can just get them take as many as you like theyre really cool and strong and awesome i am going to take more. stop waiting for them to ask you out ladies. just take the

Shedding a solitary tear as I embark on the treacherous journey from Kampala to London in search of better weather

Le fetish slop sera toujours meilleur que les séries Netflix avec du WOKISME et des PRONOMS, libtard

Neither you, Godzilla, nor Burt Lancaster have seen what I'm working on today, so I flagrantly disregard your opinions.

In a declining society, there are no benefits to delayed gratification.

Comrade Kamala and Tim Kaine 2.0 about to get the big reveal like an episode of storage wars but behind the door we only find ten crates of rubber dog s*ht straight out of Hong Kong.

Finding out the state of Grimes' child custody battle from a screenshot of her response to "Elon the kkketamine addict" is one reason why I remain trapped here. It rules here in hell

Back in elementary school, I learned during sex education that I was once a sperm. Apparently, I fought against an enormous number of other sperm. And in the end, the one who emerged victorious and became me is, well, me. But looking at my life now, I can't help but think: did those sperm really fight? I bet it was more like, "Oh, you go ahead first, please!" And I'm the only one who fell for that... It sounds more plausible that way.... I wonder if the sperm I "fought" back then are laughing at me now....

To be honest, I feel absolutely vindicated. I knew and everyone else here knew that #FixTF2 wouldn't go anywhere. But the cherry on top of the retard sundae is that instead of Valve responding with a pacifying tweet, the people behind the movement decide to sink it further into the ground by drawing gay porn of the bot hosters or whatever the fuck. Absolutely amazing. Great job TF2 community, you really showed it to the bot hosters.

☭ Proudly Autistic and Socialist ☭

I shot a few lines of flight this morning to Natalie Mars which immanently reterritorialized someplace in my bedroom that I can't find and I'm freaking out because I have carpeting.

God that sounds so hot~ making plappies to Burgussy~

Buying dozens of them and blushing all the way home. Hearing them shake and imagining their cute giggles as I take them out one by one! I’d let my autistic mind wonder and give them personalities based on their toppings and styles! Mmmmfff I could cum just from the thought of it all!

Idiots are going to gravitate towards any polarizing topic and spout angry gibberish, regardless of what the actual topic is.

Learn to live with it.

"I'm just a little guy!" - adolf eichmann

Those are some HUGE rings piercing her nipples and big pipes going up her ass. She also has smaller pierces piercing her nipples and breasts. She has rings piercing her rabbit ears, not sure what the point of those are, don't think those are real ears... The pipes are also injecting something up her ass, wonder what that is. All those piercings and pipes should hurt like Hell, but she doesn't seem to be in any pain at all. She's actually yanking one of her nipple rings on her own to feel more pain, what a whore.

scientist girls with big swirly glasses. don't see those much anymore.

>>668 lindyman.jpg

Let's be honest humans would fund a way to deep fry face huggers if they could

they should make a "i'm going to kill myself" in second person. i don't mean "you should kill yourself" because it doesn't convey the same amount of kill yourself that is in the original

Bad idea. A fan of motorcycles would be ashamed to enable this cheat in front of a crowd, in a social place like the arcades, in an age that you fight everyday for your social status. It's embarassing at least and you would be look like a fool.

Unhappy? Bored? Try... transgenderism!

truly the final yab

thats not as funny, so im gonna believe the other guy

的確なコメントをするインプレゾンビには笑ってしまうけど、
AIの進化にそこはかとない恐怖を感じる。

its insane how erotic his hips are

20 years ago I got a random unsolicited email from a Russian DJ containing one song he hoped I liked. I did, but I never found out who the hell he was or why he chose to email me.

You are probably not said Russian DJ but the anecdote felt appropriate.

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They rewrite history.
They hide books.
This is all a function of BRAIN CIRCUMCISION.

The thing about video games is that they saw a shitton of huge technological advancements early on, that kind of plateaued in the mid-2000s. For me I'd draw the retro-modern line at the jump to HD. Halo 3 may be a 16-year old game, but with its impressive shaders, twin-stick gameplay, HD resolution, and robust online support for the time, it's not significantly, blatantly obsolete nowadays like say, Super Mario World was when Halo 3 came out.

Sanae has nice titties

Imagine hating God's chicken

>>682
The first time I scrolled past this post I read it as "Imagine hating God's children", revisiting it was much funnier

I can’t believe you would say something so blatantly untrue. I don’t care how “fat” some Americans are. They are not able to eat enough rice a week for what 12 Japanese can consume in a year.

An average Japanese consumes just under 50kg of rice a year. Thus, 12 Japanese would amount to 600kg of rice. This would mean to consume that amount a week is about 85kg of rice a day. That’s not humanly possible.

Perhaps he should have read and understood the X (formerly Twitter) terms of service. Not engaging in self-sabotaging provocateur behavior would also have been smart. I like orenji's art, generally, but this whole affair was very dumb. Anglophone people in general need to understand that this kind of behavior, namely trying to participate in meme culture via phrases like cunny, child gf et al. will not work in your favor if your happen to enjoy any kind risque subculture art. What you'll accomplish is drawing unnecessary attention and getting niche spaces stomped out, exactly like what has happened to booth, fanbox, pixiv request and is currently happening to getchu and dlsite. Twitter (subsequently X) accounts of loli artist have been getting actively nuked since 2018, how about developing some sense of self-preservation? Do you never stop to think why eastern creators (ie, the ones creating the good works) do not behave this way?

As a tangent - I posit that the broader problem here is that the modern algorithm driven Internet and "meme culture" has stunted people's minds and they do not understand what a subculture even is or how it is supposed to function. Everything is meant to be a big spectacle to appeal to the broadest possible contingent of loud retards in an endlessly brutal regression to the mean. No space can exist separated from other spaces and serve a specific set of needs to a specific group of people, and even if it manages to emerge the algorithm with inevitably drag it out and try to make a spectacle out of it. Creators end up participating in it because no one wants to dwell in obscurity and the notion that overexposure is damaging only becomes apparent after the damage is done. Is there even a way for a niche to safely exist anymore? Only temporarily, until it has to contend with meme culture. When it reaches that point, talking about the damage done to spaces like pixiv and dlsite or how creators are getting censored is futile because the people brought in never cared about it on a primary, direct way, but only on the meme level (socialization, not works or creators).

Very “do not cite the deep magic to me” but the magic is “Draco in leather pants”

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湯姆的龍 is my favourite type of dragon.

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耳元での寝放屁は許されない愚行

I literally am a veteran of the first GameGate war and have been fighting feminists since 2008.

i love to see an anime girl with a good healthy snout they shouldn't be brachycephalic

Boy this really brings backs some memories. I was 12 at the time and my friend told me he had found this site called Beenz that we could use to earn points and buy stuff. There was a game that was basically a clone of Asteroids that would pay out Beenz based on how many points you scored. We were avid gamers and wannabe hackers (more like script kiddies) so we were aware of a tool like game hacker or something that would allow us to find the memory address of a given value in a game and change it to whatever value we desired. This Asteroids clone calculated the points in the browser and submitted the value when you died, so we could easily find the value and change it to 100,000,000 or something ludicrous. It worked. We were rolling in Beenz. I bought a Gameboy and some games, tons of Pokemon trading cards, and several Wal-mart gift certificates. In the end I wound up with well over $500 worth of free stuff. Doesn't seem like a big haul now, but to a fairly poor 12 year old middle school kid, we were living like kings.

The game was eventually shut down and one day I received an email from some guy. He said he wasn't angry but wanted to know how I was able to exploit the game and get so many points, and maybe one day we could laugh about it over a beer. I just sent him a reply saying "I'm 12, lol."

4-ch oldfags don't like it when you steal their posts anon (´〜`) stop exploting your elders kid

Lets see: We have fish tits, some chick I think is from Proud Family, Link dick touching, a fox chick getting rammed and finally Star Butterfly's mom poledancing.

Oddly diverse. I like it.

By the way, the English title emphasizes the boobies, but the Japanese title starts out by making clear this is about getting them pregnant.

I wish i knew it all like you, oh wise mutt that can profile people through posts on a columbian fart mixing forum.

I've been a huge fan of Peter North's since I was like 11 or 12 and I've seen a ton of his movies over the years. I noticed around 2012 or 2013 he suddenly appeared much thicker than before and has a slight upward curve where he didn't have one before.

It looks like he has had fillers or an implant or something but it looks really good. If I hadn't seen him in so many other movies I wouldn't even be able to tell that it was enhanced. I would love to get this same procedure done but I have no idea what it is.

I DM'd him on Twitter asking him about it but of course he didn't reply. A magician never likes to reveal their secrets, after all. I get that. But it would be cool to know what he did though. Anyone have any actual information or at least some good guesses?

The greatest trick J.S. Mill ever pulled was convincing the world he had a coherent definition of "harm".

brovulating

I see you're saving up for the immersive 4-hour-long ERP experience hosted by the finest sushi sluts money could buy. Truly, you are a wise and prudent friend.

I'll be blunt; this film is an unmitigated piece of shit. It's terrible on every level, but I think the worst thing about it is the way it pisses over the all over its source material with the glee of a toddler who's just learned to use the big-boy toilet. Balrog uses a rocket launcher. Vega is a member of the Black Eyed Peas, a man who if I was being polite I would describe as "facially interesting".

So much of modern mahou shoujo discourse revolves around the question of "deconstruction" (in the reductive fandom interpretation of the philosophy) and dark/subversive magical girls, but a magical girl transformation being triggered by someone's entire body being dragged kicking and screaming into a magical mascot costume that seals them in is simultaneously more viscerally horrifying than anything in Madoka and more of a weird sex thing than anything in MahouAko. Sometime continues to remain elite.

My oomfies tweets suck this morning :c

just watching this gave me diarrhea and heartburn at the same time. interesting sensation not gonna lie

my cis partner stole my pumped breast milk from the fridge and had it cast into jewelry. i cry when i wear it.

I wouldn't sweat it, myth-lovers and anti-Christs. Each of us holds in our pockets access to information that dwarfs the Library of Alexandria 100 times over, and we still the stupidest people to have ever lived.

GUISE THE GHOST OF TEL AVIV JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Like several towns in the North West, racial separation between whites and Muslim Asians has increased in certain areas of the town. Blackburn avoided the riots that plagued neighbouring towns such as Burnley and Oldham. The majority of people in Blackburn are perfectly decent and tolerant, but there are still many racists and bigots in both the White and Asian communities, who are more than willing to make life difficult for people they dislike.

Get stimky foxed lol

Regarding the use of mules to bring supplies into hurricane stricken areas, I am only slightly annoyed that people keep referring to this as like the "Stone Age."

Mules only started to be bred in the late Bronze Age, were major parts of huge military operations in WWII, and continue to be essential infrastructure worldwide today.

"Technology" isn't just computers. Calling the use of these animals "Stone Age" is not only incorrect, but insulting in its "primitivizing" whole peoples.

your writing is so nice

...if you do fanfics on ao3 i'll read them >:) (if it's a fandom ik ofc)

Tasmania is an island full of NIMBY boomers and drug addicts (often at the same time with a bunch of hippy communes shitting up the entire state). Basically a place where you go when you give up on life and wait to die. Because these people are all reduced to their base functions as human beings (due to their brains being pickled from drugs/ dementia ridden/ inbreeding) they make a lot of stupid decisions, so pretty much all industry is banned, feel good policies like making the state 100% renewable energy or building a world class sports stadium are a higher priority than actually turning a profit. Pretty much every bit of infrastructure is in disrepair, and there is no one around to fix it as anyone of any merit escapes to the mainland.

This does however create some wild places. Just whole towns solely dedicated to a single thing, like you're in a shitty RPG. Places like Penguin, Tasmania exist. Talk to anyone in this town and its generic NPC waffle about how great penguins are. Everything, even the rubbish bins have penguins all over them, as if it were some penguin themed festival all the time. What is truly absurd though is that it is literally not possible to speak to them about anything but penguins and penguin-related topics. Even asking for directions gets the response of "Why would you want to leave? You should go visit the penguins instead!" It truly is a surreal experience and I would definitely recommend hiring a car to spend a few weeks just going from town to town to enjoy how fucking weird this shit is.

she’s just like me! obsessed with her own appearance and incapable of killing herself correctly!!

I bet you didnt know that fist of the north star actually takes place after the end of the corona virus pandemic, did ya? After russian launched nukes on ukrane and china genocided Taiwan papa trump re-won the presidency in 2024. Ordering nuclear strikes to wipe china and russia and the street shitters in india off the map. It worked, but then the nuclear fall out made it all go to shit. And thus fist of the north star was born! Enjoy this remux of the discotek bluray, with the digital audio from the streamline dub’s laserdisc release, and the jpn audio from the bluray. And remember, what makes a man isnt the power in his hands, his quest for glory, or giving it all to fight to the top. What makes a man is the woman in his arms, just cause she has big titties.

5 hours ago: The Republic of Islands of UwU departed this region for The Leftist Assembly.
5 hours ago: The Republic of Islands of UwU was founded.

thank god we finally have the sonic subreddit supporting Palestine, now Israel will HAVE to agree to a ceasefire and stop the genocide

It's essentially a sick reference bro. Faenor wrote Tengwar and he also made the Silmarils, three jewels so great that not even the Valar could recreate them. Sauren is making his own "Silmaril" in The One Ring. Like how the Silmarils caught light and reflected it back more brilliantly, the ring "caught" the users power and reflected it back more brilliantly. Like how the Silmarils invoked desire from those who looked at them, so to did The Ring invoke desire from those who looked at it. Sauron is a poser who had a huge mancrush on Faenor and really who doesn't?

Not exactly on topic but I remember the delivery guy asking me what I just bought from Id when I bought Quake way back then. He berated me for paying for it instead of pirating.

I was married to a guy from Venezuela and while visiting there it was widespread belief that Hall’s were candy like treats. Sold at shops near registers like candy and ppl would randomly offer you a Halls like it was a nice gesture of a treat. Do I have bronchitis? Why would I want that?Disgusting. People going around smelling like menthol suckin on em hard like they enjoying them. Also somewhat true in other South American cultures.

The wicked hermit who cut a hole in my wall and stole the stuff out of my sock drawer tells me I shouldn't get too attached to my possessions.

Comes with an entire copy of Tao Te Ching.

so set this whole thing up in the old sewer pipes, since there are going to be a lot less people to use them anyway.

just run a simple conveyer belt style contraption along the entire floor of a long straight tunnel. make it waterproof.

dangle meat or something down the sewer covers to keep the zombies moving.

to keep numbers going up just make laws more strict on punishment with death for any of the major offenses. Throw those subjected to it into the pipes. Could also use them as live bait on ropes instead of meat for the above step.

When its time to repair them just flush the pipes with tons of water to wash them all out into a contained and unused reservoir or something. not like they are going to die anyway. gather them up and lure them back into the pipes when you are done.

have a few dozen square miles worth of sewer just full of zombies walking down each tunnel adn you should be able to power a smaller city. Probably wont want to run a new york or something off this unless the power is supplemented by solar, wind, etc.

everyones always like deleuze this and foucault that... RAWR!! Im emo XD

全国ワースト上位の汚い沼です。有害な菌やバクテリア寄生虫もいるそうです。そして危険なカミツキガメやブルーギル、ブラックバスなどの外来種がウヨウヨいます。沼からは住宅やマンションそして隣接する田んぼや畑、森が見える程度の景観です。杭や棄て網が多く水深も浅い為にウインドサーフィンや水上オートバイも出来ません。水が汚くカヌーの練習にも適していません。鮒釣りをしている方々の近くでは波も立てられません。地元行政は観光資源と思っているらしく観光船を運営し桟橋や展望台(小さな橋)を作るなど人気の無い汚れた沼に税金を無駄に注ぎ込んでいる様です。印旛沼周辺の田畑では汚れた印旛沼の水を使って稲作や野菜作りをしているそうです。お米など農作物の購入には躊躇をしてしまいます。沼周辺は花火大会や花フェスタなどのイベントが無ければ、週末でも閑散としています。人混みが苦手の方にはお勧めです。

A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

Heh... one dipshit said Azerbaijan once and it was all over

SHE FUCKED THE FLY.

SHE SQUEEZED MAGGOTS OUT OF HER RAT PUSSY AND THEY PUPATED INTO SHIT-EATING, PLAGUE-SPREADING INSULTS TO GOD.

THE PRODUCT OF AN UNATURAL COUPLING BETWEEN RODENT AND INSECT. DAMNED AT BIRTH. SIN PERSONIFIED.

I have to see this movie.

I'm starting to be convinced that Hezbollah routine goes as follows

>Wakeup
>kill IDF soldier
>Shit
>Wipe ass with Israeli surrender now leaflet (I cannot read) (bidets are scarce)
>get out of bed
>Dodge the bunker buster
>brew tea in stolen mitznefet helmet
>Breakfast:blood of the innocent and 70mg aderral
>Dig 500 yards new tunnel between hospital and orphannage with bare hands then tell IDF about it on pager
>New message on pager "you're late! Get to work"
>Pager explode in pants
>Arrived at work
>Drive a drone into Tel aviv
>take sniper shot at idf soldier in the middle of his 500 child burying streak on camera and send it to Hezbollah editor
>sit on tree near Lebanon Israel border with a view of main road eating lunch
>No scope 230 soldiers passing by in the chest
>Claim new Israeli tea Brewing helmet
>Leave before diaper smell kill your lungs
>End of day
>back to tunnel
>Watch epic red triangle edit of your sniper kills hot on hezbchat
>Read on Reuters about "23 university students confirmed dead in massive Hezbollah ambush, IDF says."
>"We discovered khezbollah weapons depot on top of a tree, 700 Slovakian RPGs hidden on the tree by UN campus students siezed"
>Watch spacejam 1 farsi dub
>Sleep with kidnapped IDF plushie
>Repeat

Oh, there I hadn’t thought about Stallman probably for more than a year and that was a really nice way to go through life.

I'm fluent in French but this reads to me like skibidi ohio toilet.

"Now this monkey - not being offensive folks he's literally a monkey - thought he could jump off the palm of my hand and piss on the pillars of the universe. But folks this guy was just pissing on my fingers, can you believe that? Now he's trapped under a mountain, very sad."

Don't be a boring girlfriend. Rape your boyfriend!

he was being cummed all spermlike from his daddy’s ballsack up through his tension tube out of the tip and all the way into his mommy’s pussy to swim through the fallopian tubes and populate the eggs inside of her argentinian pussy.

Holy shit!? You mean that if I join my local mujahideen cell then there's a chance that Asuka will crush my balls with iron-studded stiletto heels????

listening to touhou music at the gym and crying during my set because I'll never be one of komeiji satori's pets (225kg deadlift for reps btw)

I love Ghibli but watching stuff like Nausicaa aint the same anymore ever since I learned how much Miyazaki was gooning to give her tons of fanservice shots

Not all heroes rape apes

お母さん、俺ちょっと丑の刻参りに行ってくるわε=ε=┏( ・_・)┛ -- 名無しさん (2014-11-22 11:07:38)

As told in the history books, the Five Founders had incest in the barracks and made America.

the beauty of crypto is that instead of getting robbed by a bank, you can get robbed by a 15 year old in latvia who named his smart contract “SafeMoonCumRocket”

No one speaks Latin anymore, not even in Latvia.

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HEY PEEPS, FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT FOR MORE STUFF FROM THE 2 FUNNY HAHA BRITISH FOLKS THAT LIKES TO GET DRUNK AND PLAY GAMES

The name pretty much says it all. It's not NSFW, but if you're around folks who might judge you for the name of the game alone, maybe hold off. Wellllll it depends on your workplace i suppose, and there is no art. But there are innovative descriptions of asses sized 1d6

Forget it, I have already depicted you as the high-pitched 5'8" Chiang Kai-Shek and myself as the even higher-pitched, 5'9" Mao Tse-Tung

> What's the worst that could happen

Your head could be rejuvenated at a time in which the Earth's surface has been consumed by a swarm of molecular self-replicators, and you awaken, immobile, unable to turn your head or even blink your eyes, into a living hell free of rains or birds, but ringing with a hollow wailing like a trillion screaming metal bees, the sun obscured through clouds of nitric oxides and petrochemical haze, the swarm "waking you up" for just one second at a time, your memory reset over and over, one hundred thousand million times in a row over a period of many billions of years, as they pursue their desire to understand how much pain and fear a human being could actually experience.

Bryan Johnson is an ambitious, hardworking, and profoundly unwise man who is shortening his lifespan considerably

H2O2 is a molecule that just loves to hug things! It gives big hugs to anything it can grab onto! Tearing it apart in the process. Most things H2O2 hugs will be utterly and completely obliterated from its warm hugs! These pieces are much easier to mop up! :D