im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s

HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care

i've been in japan for over a year now but every time i hold a kitchen knife i'm still like. hehe just like the yanderes

im jealous of the brits only having to put absolute infront of a word to make it an insult
imagine calling somebody an absolute helmet

>>751 You're acting like a couple of absolute Jeffries.

oh god it works so good

Say what you like about Rush Limbaugh but his journey to sobriety is admirable. 4 years sober this upcoming February. An inspiration, if you ask me. 

>>751 Helmet can mean the end of the penis as well

>>754 is an absolute penis

Wait, that's not even true, you can say other things that aren't insults with “absolute” at the start. The bouncer at the club last night was an absolute unit. Pretty much the same as “such a”, you are acting like such a Jeffry right now.

Overall, this film is a vile stain on cinematic history that should be watched by all genre fans. I highly recommend this piece of trash!

I don’t think geese are stupid at all. I used to bartend, and would get off after 4:30am on Friday and Saturday nights. My boss would have me bring the bank bag to his house afterwards and drop it through a mail slot in his front door. The very first night he had me do this, it was real dark and difficult to see his front door, so I had my phone flashlight on, money bag in one hand, walking up the sidewalk, when I heard what sounded like a very large snake, hissing. I stopped dead, and listened and heard it again, literally hissing right behind me. I didn’t know what it was for sure, but it was getting louder and angrier by the second and it was scaring me, so I turned around and ran for my car, and as I did the noise turned into a shrieking scream and something started chasing me. I ran like lightning, and almost made it to my car, when something like a bear trap clamped onto my left butt cheek. The pain was indescribable, like a dog bite that was also pinching like a clamp, I started screaming and running in circles, but whatever it was would not let go, it literally hung on as I ran screaming around the yard, smacking whatever was biting me with the money bag, trying to get it to let go. Every once in a while it would spread its wings for leverage, and lift me off the ground a little bit, hissing ferociously. I have a bite mark on my ass from that goose 30 years later, my boss had to hold me down and pry that bastard off of my ass cheek, it would not let go. So FYI, geese have large teeth and are very good watchdogs.

I almost got caught up in a three-way with two cows. When cows are in heat, they'll hump each other. I'm not sure why, since they're both females. Maybe the behavior is a signal to bulls that there's some hot bovine action up in the pasture.

Anyway, I was out in the field bringing in the milking herd when a couple of the cows start going at it. We're talking several hundred pounds of beef, hoofs, and horns flying around. I tried breaking them up... dumb idea.... and almost got knocked to the ground.

I swear one of the cows gave me a look that said, "you're next loverboy." I quit that scene, cause that's not how I roll.

Turkey toms are notoriously unpicky, and some have speculated that this is because of their anatomy -- they are physically unable to see most of the female while mating, and consequently most of her body is thus useless as a sexual signal. Some researchers trying to come up with a better way of extracting semen for the purpose of artificial insemination experimented to see just how accurate a fake female would have to be in order to get the male to perform. Turns out . . . not very. In fact, they were just as happy with a hen's severed head on a stick as they were with an entire hen.

Hello this is dieter meier i make music and art and im rich and own chocolate factory in aliexress

My novel, "Wet Goddess: Recollections of a Dolphin Lover," is a fictitious recounting of an all-out, nine-month-long sexual, emotional and psychological assault launched on me by a female bottlenose dolphin who apparently wanted to have sex with a human being out of curiosity. That we came to love each other says a lot about what our species share in common.

Tfw your murder machine doesn’t work so you take matters into your own hands

I left the Christopher Nolan sub because, you know what fan boys can be like? Imagine Insterstellar remade on a corn whiskey distillery bias? NASA has gone bye bye, enormous pot stills are the answer! I want to see that movie!

The two brothers parents were just those kind of weird but down to earth parents? Kind of like Anime watching parents today? They had gokarts, every snack variety known to man, toys galore... BUT the family wasn't extremely well off. They just shared the money.

I kind of do that now for my kids. When we go to a store I tend to buy everyone with us something they need or want, within reason. I think it stems from my childhood where my mom would buy a jetski, but struggle to give us the 2 dollars a week for our reduced lunch. I am not extremely well off, but my kid got a 500$ electric quad for his 5th birthday because I know he will enjoy countless hours on it and thats what makes me happy.

Sorry for the random rant, I feel like I had to say all that to the universe.

The non human animals have the spirit of God in them doing this. That means God himself is in the innocent animals asking to have sex with us. God is not divided against himself. God is therefore not against the zoo no matter what humans would otherwise say. The non human animal does not know what bad is anymore than God knows what bad is. This is showing us we should give the zoosexual peace. Devils don't like peace. Lets push the devils away, and embrace peace.

Jason Vorhees vs Michael Meyers : they just stand there on opposite sides of the street staring at each other for two hours.

Scholars have tried to reconstruct the mechanics of some medieval automata, although most attention goes to the crazy Byzantine throne that rose and lowered and caused lions to roar and birds to sing. There's also a rich tradition of medieval Muslim authors in Spain discovering that Christian miracles and fancy show devices are powered by secret magnets in the walls. In this case, though, all we have are descriptions of the "perpetual wine fountain" itself. Which was shaped like a naked woman, of course.

Excuse me, I'm sorry, hey, buddy, listen, hey buddy, hey, excuse me, hey. Buddy; you can't withdraw from plent

You got yourself a hobo sexual. Its usually a girl that gets saddled with one of these useless pieces of crap but you got yourself a real winner there.

can't wait to be 30 so i can be like reimu

Realistically, we can look at the Nazis and their meth habit as an example. It helped them at first march very quickly, but the downsides were no joke. The hangovers after the high meant that the meth was a net lose except in short, critically important situations. With continued use, troops started to get addicted, and meth heads don’t make for good soldiers. Eventually, the Nazis mostly rolled back their meth program because it just wasn’t a great idea.

Now, cocaine is even more problematic in war than meth. Snorting a line will give a shorter-lived high, followed by a crash. Even if the Legions snort up right before battle, that high will last an hour tops and then they will crash hard in the middle of hand-to-hand combat. They could strategize so troops rotate out every half hour or so and rear troops do rails while the coked out frontmen hold the battle line.

Finally, Roman Legions lived and died by their level of discipline. They had to not break rank and work as a unit to be successful. If every Legionnaire is coked out of their guord, that makes for a poor formation. Even as fierce energetic troops, they’d get slaughtered by a proper army that can decently keep an orderly line.

So to conclude, I don’t think that the Romans benefit from cocaine, and probably would be worse off with it.

spunk cost falllacy

you would really have to be here to appreciate the horrific foul stench that my dog can produce. She is an English mastiff and is getting close to topping the 200 pound mark. She passes gas like a human, full on auditory and olfactory assult on the senses. To top it off her new favoret place is under the bed, which she doesn't exactly fit well. Or at all. So I can FEEL when she lets one rip too. I won't complain about the eathquake when she tries to exit her stink cave quickly becuase she finally stopped going under the kitchen table and getting it stuck on her back this running through the house with it to get it off. I have to banish her from the room tonight.

He gon’ luv her

Real happiness has never been tried

Move fast and get a new job before anyone realizes the trail of catastrophe you’ve left behind.

A boy raised by a lesbian couple discovers internet pr0n and discovers the joy of fapping, at which point one of his mothers introduces him to the violin to keep him occupied, the other mother however cannot stand the young violinist in the making, taking away the violin and to cope he joins forums and escapes with dank memes. The situation quickly spirals out of control with one mother assaulting the other and traumatizing the poor kid so much he now spends his time in a mental institution repeating the same phrase over and over again.

Science has failed time and time again to create a protein bar that tastes better than an unseasoned hardboiled egg

Not relevant but I was scrolling through this comment section half paying attention and somehow read "Jews" instead of "Juche". I was really excited to learn about the Jewish North Korean population.

>>780
A conspiracy theory that exists in basically every country maybe except NK is a perceived nonzero chance of being one the lost tribes. Pretty popular one in SK due to all the recent-ish conversions tho.

I thought to myself tonight while cleaning out the lint trap in my dryer, "if only this could be compressed and turned into vegan pizza crust". Looks like it's already been done

I stopped being surprised ages ago at all these supposedly enlightened shroomers being such superficial assholes when push comes to shove. I myself don't pretend to be enlightened at all, and get very annoyed with fat chicks. May I suggest locking her up in a bomb shelter for 2 weeks with no food just water? This will solve all your problems. When she is released she'll be skinny, and have a very light complexion, which in victorian times was considered quite erotic.

All he sees is PENIS, as his eyes are two ANUSholes. Yet, he his heart is strong with VAGINA!

That country is full of natural born killers fully longhoused
It's going to go poorly

And I guess Shadowfire was well-respected on the Spectrum scene. As someone who's familiar with a country in the grip of madness, and also as someone who's spent fifteen minutes trying to play one of those Dizzy games that Speccy enthusiasts seem to love, I think Thatcher-era Britons must just have been willing to put up with choices in games that offend our modern sensibilities. It does seem to have led to a lot of games that were, well, different.

ME: Hello computer! Please show me what I was doing recently

COMPUTER IN THE 1980's: l cease to exist when I am powered off. Please start whatever you were doing from scratch

COMPUTER IN THE 2000's: Yep here you go champ

COMPUTER IN THE 2020's: I stored 10,000 identical copies of what you were doing in 500 different global datacentres at a carbon footprint equivalent to leaving a semi-trailer idling 24/7 and also sent a copy to the FBI just to be safe. Let me know which one you want and I'll do my best to figure it out. By the way here are 10 things which are similar to what you were doing and 9 of them are ads. Do you like this? Please select "I love this very much" or "I'll be in love with this later" to continue

Anime girls are so beautiful. Meanwhile in the real world we have liberals...

In any case I stand by my claim that lover for the Dizzy games is a sign of some deep trauma in the UK gaming scene. Zero tolerance for Dizzy.

Yeah I'd be much more likely to play a game called "Slug" than one called "Dragon." Suggests the designers are thinking outside the box a little bit.

I don't know about Dungeons and Slugs, but Slug Age, Slug Ball Z, Slug Slayer, even Bob's Slug Hunt... these sound intriguing.

want to see RPGs in more settings and genres. We've got more fantasy RPPs and a good number of science fiction RPGs.

What about a sports RPG, where you get special moves with refresh and whatnot. Heck, there are a ton of sports manga about this already.

A combat racing game that uses RPG attacks and spell-type effects.

A professional wrestling RPG that well, same thing as a normal RPG but with more sweaty half-naked men and smacktalk.

yup and sin is ontologically good too

they don't tell you but god is just wrong

I talk a lot of shit, but sometimes you gotta give credit where's credit is due: Shout out to Marxist-Leninists for Successfully developing Capitalism in Russia and China. 👍

Sometimes the Domestic Bourgeoisie, content with their small fortunes and lives of relative comfort and leisure, are unwilling or unable to do what's historically necessary to transition from Feudalism to Capitalism. Under such conditions of economic stagnation, only a Centralized State controlled by a Socialist Party armed with Marxist Theory, unhindered by bourgeois morality and so undismayed by the deaths of millions of people, are able to take on the historic task of developing the material conditions necessary to bring Capitalist Modernity into existence.

On behalf of the Billionaires in Russia and China, I thank you. 🙏

A few years ago when I was 26 years old ,I went into an antique shop to buy something on the way home after my jogging session . The man that owned the shop must have been 80 years old . He said I have more antiques in the back room . As he was about to close he said I could stay and browse . He then put the closed sign up on door and locked it . I admit I was a little nervous, but went through anyway . It was dingy low lighting ,but something came over me and I just felt horny I can’t explain it . He sat in an old chair behind this massive victorian desk . I asked him if there was a toilet I could use . He directed me through this old curtain to the toilet . When I got back he was masterbating behind this desk . He said he was lonely and please not to tell anyone . I said no problem carry on . He said in return I could have anything I wanted free . I wanted to go to the toilet again .But this time he asked me to urinate into his mouth . My husband never ask me to do that and here this old guy is asking . Ok I agreed so he laid on his back I removed my pants and I sat on his face . As I stared pissing he was gulping it down like a dry dog . He thanked me and I collected a couple of items and left . I never told hubby or anyone . I never returned to the shop after that . I did think at the time poor old guy it won’t hurt me to assist him in his wanting this . So I did . Please don’t judge me a bad person ,I honestly don’t know why i did it .

> Feel free to correct me in the comments, or I am bound to make a fool of myself in every game about Japan that I will cover.

well, my only exposition to the Sengoku period is Sengoku Rance, so I can’t say I’ll be of much help there

THEORY: Yotsuba's Biological Parents Were Killed by the Irish Republican Army

DISCLAIMER: I know that theorizing about Yotsuba's origin is kind of pointless because (a) Azuma will probably never make it explicit and (b) it doesn't really matter to the story. But it can still be fun to speculate.

Now on to the theory:

Yotsuba is almost certainly a white European because people can tell that she is a foreigner on sight (Chapters 1 & 40). Koiwai presumably encountered her while traveling for his translation work and given Japan's massive commercial relationship with the Anglosphere ([Japan Exports By Country](https://tradingeconomics.com/japan/exports-by-country)), I think it's statistically likely that Koiwai is an English translator and encountered Yotsuba in an English-speaking country. We also know that Yotsuba is from an island (Chapter 14) and that her country of origin was apparently war-torn. Upon the manga's premier in 2003, Yotsuba is five years old so was presumably born around 1998.

Northern Ireland fits the bill perfectly: an English-speaking European island that was fraught with political violence until the Good Friday Accord in, wait for it...1998 ([Good Friday Agreement - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Friday_Agreement)).

[Edit: It’s been pointed out that there is no actual evidence that a war was on in Yotsuba’s homeland; the idea arose from fan speculation. I think Azuma might have had this in mind in the early chapters, but there’s no way to know. I think the overall theory still works, but the alignment of the story with the end of The Troubles isn’t a strong datapoint.]

As a kicker, this also makes sense of Yotsuba's name and the four-leaf clover motif. After all, the shamrock is a symbol of Ireland.

I think this theory is superior to an old speculation by u/harms_away that Yotsuba is from Crimea because it accommodates the "Island" datapoint better. The only issue I see here is the floating timeline, which could mean that the manga is set whenever the run stops, but that depends on how you interpret it. Also, I don't think Yotsuba being unfamiliar with swings (Chapter 1) is relevant because she lived with Koiwai since before she could walk and talk (Chapter 107), so presumably she was raised in Japan

fun game but SCUMBAG developers who lied about the road map and are always on vacation. they also have a horse locked up in their office... who was taking care of the horse when they were on vacation all summer?

believe in the trump that picked her. we don't know if he knows something we don't. trump works in mysterious ways. we must believe. we must believe in him. that is how he won. now we must believe in his healthcare and medicare. believe. believe

i'm going to guess that i am missing light overdramatic bickering from some old people in computer rooms and smelly little girls discussing the power of friendship and some girl being like "I can t be friends with you all cause of my dark past where i lied about having rice for breakfast cause i thought youd look down on me if i told the truth that i had a burger"

>>796
1998? She's probably from South Lebanon and her parents were killed by the IDF. Why? The Irish Republican Army ceased armed activity before Yotsuba was born. And the IRA are not known to kill innocents in mass strikes. Israel would kill Yotsuba's parents because that's just modus operandi for them and they launched a bunch of air strikes in 1998. This is why Yotsuba seems to know nothing. In Serbia and Ireland they have swings and basic necessities a child wouldn't have in South Lebanon and probably a Hezbollah sleeper agent. She probably killed Bashir Gemayel and only acts innocent due to advanced memory wiping by Koiwai, a former Japanese Red Army commando.

hauling yukari yakumo out of her five-season depression nest and bathing her limp, unresponsive body while she gazes at you coldly through half-open eyes

after about twenty minutes the caress of warm, perfumed water revitalises her somewhat and she holds your head under the surface until she's convinced you've re-learned your lesson about disturbing her when she's sleeping. in eighteen months this will happen again

>>799
This is too damn funny, just what is he referring to?

While your advice is well-meaning, but with all due respect I've no idea what calling the cops will actually achieve. "Hi officer, please come, my brother stuck his hands in ice cream"?

Last night I finally captured a mutant in a dungeon and took it home with me to splice it with my pet wyvern, Mordred.

Mordred could already operate a machine gun, for some reason (all creatures seem able to), but now that she has a "hand," Mordred the fire breathing wyvern with a machine gun has a Chainsaw for melee combat!

She's so happy! So beautiful. So majestic...

I can't think of any game right now that has let me do things like that. My characters also addicted to drugs, by the way.

"we're not in a hurry" YES we are in a hurry! Yesterday I died and tomorrow I'll die
Who knows if i'll pass winter
"Crazy bus lady" do I look like I have a choice
When I'm starting to feel hateful, it's a sign that I need to go nibble in my bed
Fart

Trying to impregnate somebody for a month, only to find out that pregnancy is disabled in options is not fun.

This Quin is a very nice dupe except for the flatulence. Flatulence is different from dupes exhaling CO2 in that they can fart in vacuum, any atmosphere, or even when submerged in liquids (even magma!).

If you have an effective gas filtration setup in your base, then Flatulent is not a difficult trait to deal with. A filtration system would pick up and dispose of the natural gas. You also need to prevent him from going into any single element atmosphere you want to maintain. You can do that easily with door permissions.

People avoid flatulence because it requires extra effort to manage. Not because it presents unsolvable problems like the narcoleptic trait.

It is difficult to really put your finger on what is so revolting about the modern human until it is distilled and packaged and perfected by Disney
in this way. Only by transporting our awful personalities into animals can the true horror of them be appreciated.

I’ve been doing an archival project that involves looking over the last hundred years of cinema newspaper ads and listings… and jesus, it’s such a shame that we lost this in 2015, with nothing taking its place

One prisoner became known as "The Suitcase" on account of how much he could carry inside him, while another set a record with 40 comms under his foreskin.

she's in a better place now (several actually)

I remember some guy stuck his hand in his wife's ass crack and smelt it while she was sleeping next to him on the couch because the chat asked. I stopped watching streamers all together after that.

yesteryday i was out on walk, destroying hearts and cunts like everyday!!
i have to pass by queer quarter of town
2 lesbian see my bulge
they immediately start drool uncontrollably!!
i swear entire street soak in drool!!!
but also
fag see my bulge
he pull up and come up close to me and he say
"i must have dick!!"
i say "no fag i know you have disease!"
he then pull out knife!!
he say "I MUST HAVE DICK OR I CUT OFF AND TAKE IT!!!!"
i can see that diseased homosexualist is very desperate
Hahahahahahahahaha
so i think very fast
i see pool of lesbian drool behind fag
i push
homo fall on drool out to street!!
Hahahahahahahaha
i walk to homo
i say
"u want dick??"
"well, here u have it!!!"
i then crush puny queer skull under super length girth and weight!!
i then fuck both lesbian!!!
now they have to climb their entire selfs into each other to feel even tingle in cunt!!!
Hahahahahahahahaha
just another day in life of
big dick george!!!!

Can we have more corruption stuff? This is too vanilla for what I pay for

Medical inaccuracies are soo prevalent in Hannibal fics, both in terms of actual medical procedures and general anatomy. 

I once read a fic about Hannibal doing Will’s top surgery and that they ate the tissue together later, and it took everything I had in me to not come in and be all like “akshually, breast tissue is mostly made up of fat, and could not be used for this particular recipe 🤓☝️”. 

The authors tend to have such beautiful writing that I don’t mind at all tho lol.

Consider this: A pack of wild Niggers.
Savage, slavering Niggers nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn. Raping your white daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Nigger leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his shaman stick.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of White Man.

SA mods are the most out of touch men in the world. Half of them have married girl posters from the site, and entire forums have been deleted due to people making fun of a really fucking shitty house that one of the mods built. They harass/do weird shit to the women all the time and 90% of anything funny there ends with a ban.

"we havent talked in a while" sorry ive been having tons of breakdowns and meltdowns lately XD!! (>∀<)

I think if conservatives don't want to return to the wild west then they're pussies. I'll kill and maim everything that crosses my path in skyrim.
Even bunnies.

I hate blowjobs. I ABSOLUTELY HATE BLOWJOBS. I will skip them whenever they come up. There are things you don't put in your mouth and I don't care what it might feel like, THERE ARE THINGS YOU DON'T PUT IN YOUR MOUTH. I am almost completely disgusted by blowjobs.
This game has a buttfuck ton of blowjobs. A heaping helping metric ton of condensed dwarf star matter blowjobs. The creator obviously loves his blowjobs. I skipped 30% of the h-scenes in this game. If you like blowjobs, here you go.

I sometime drink my own pee as it get me geeked af!! I used AY-RITCHER catylisatiorophore kit. Based off the AY-RITCHER procedure the online exclusive kit enable you to remove the bacteria from your urine which allow you to do things like being high off of drugs metabolite and drug that come out in ur piss. The kit come with the chemical required to do the reaction. It also come with a set of glassware. As I'm a model citizen in this community I can't link to the site where it's being sold as it would be considered sourcing. I hope that you found this useful and inspire you to get high off of your pee.

look, kiddo, I don't know anything about your little fucking modern internet web 2.0 culture shit and all the little cliques you and your girlyfriends like to have fun with

but one thing is for sure i don't fucking identity with anything, i identify only with my own identities.

"does this happen to you?" and it's a cartoon drawing of a constipated guy struggling to get the turd out

On the third day, as he was coming down, he got pissed off at another patient who was talking in ebonics, so he screamed at him 'YOU ARENT BLACK!' As a result, Pat had to sit in the timeout room (a tiny room with padded walls, floors and ceiling) for 20 minutes.

I was fucking around on Roblox recently and within minutes found EPI gooner brimstone. This led to a rabbit hole of exploring the most putrid areas of Roblox.

While looking for random shit I found some retarded pro-palestine game, which is when these suddenly walk into the Mosque.

that was sooo gayyyy but i loved the scene where trunks has his azz hanging out

Bathhouses have replaced most of these backrooms in most cities. The market for taking as many poz loads from gay sluts is still there even if the more reputable gay establishments don't want to have anything to do with them. Bathhouses still exist in many places in the US, in fact there are more now than there were during the AIDS years of the early 1980s.

Infinity Nikki has bossfights, i repeat, the barbie doll dressup game has bossfights

nutritionally, you should think of "recommended daily allowance" in approximately the same terms you think of "minimum wage", i.e. the absolute bare minimum required for continued existence

How does Peter Parker not smell like total ass all the time?

I’ve been reading Spiderman comics for nearly 15 years, engaging with the character in other forms for even longer(practically my whole life) and somehow this has only occurred to me now; how does Peter not just smell so so so bad?

He’s doing intense cardio in a skin tight fully body costume, often in the summer, often for more than 12 hours at a time, often covered in toxic chemicals and/or raw sewage. After that he doesn’t take a shower and hops right back into his civies to go clock into the bugle or something. How?

avgn voice ok so this guy invested money-capital to obtain commodity-capital in various forms, and then he hires labor from proletarians to turn that commodity-capital into new commodities. Ok, I'm with you... But then he sells the commodities for more money-capital and keeps the profit for himself? He keeps the wealth that the WORKERS CREATED? What were they thinking? I'd rather scoop shit out of the ass of a donkey than let some capitalist take my surplus value.. but I guess then he'd just take the surplus donkey dump

The list is from 1996, I suspect Ultima 8's reputation improved a bit over time afterwards, simply by not being Ultima 9...

if the fucking royal families didn't already normalize incest I'm pretty sure some Supernatural fanfics ain't going to either

To me, the four guys on the title screen look too {there's a word that I would have put in here when I was 13 that I now know is wrong to use in this context even though it was never meant literally, but even knowing it's wrong, I can't quite come up with a good synonym, so we'll just have to leave it ambiguous, except I suspect you can figure it out} to be a metal band.

I’m literally wearing two pairs of knee high socks rn. I’ll make it three if you test me

This behavior is profoundly insensitive and disrespectful to Japanese culture. For Western individuals to don traditional Japanese school uniforms and imitate the appearance of Japanese students not only trivializes an integral aspect of the culture but also constitutes cultural appropriation. Such actions reduce a meaningful cultural tradition to a costume or novelty, which rubs me the wrong way.

>>830
The bigger question is how does Peter Parker even keep his job at the Bugle? Newspapers are in decline, moving to all digital distribution, and replacing salaried photographers with freelancers, purchasing images from the internet, and now generating them with genAI tools. Parker is also variously depicted as a college student, often but not always a grad student, and he would be under a mountain of debt and unable to afford high rents in New York on a photographer’s budget. How does he manage to overcome crippling depression, financial hardship, work stress and still have time to fight crime in a skin tight gimp suit?

>>838
Maybe J. Jonah Jameson is a gay and independently wealthy body order fetishist running the Bugle as a front operation to stay near that delicious Spidey Stink.

>>839
that Manhattan real estate do be producing outsized returns
J3 is participating in a field that includes Donald Trump, the Mafia, and The Bankers and he isn't a fucking bitch who gives up his sources just because some insane drone-riding billionaire in a goofy halloween costume is choking him out

do about a thousand girls wanna let me cut the frames of bad apple into your back

I want to talk like Mr. Saturn. More websites should have Saturnese.

Xo mein gemness xhis is xo 2007 y2k core chill YouTube rec core mythical fyp pull that validates my Afrixan xrans buckwife.

[generic joke mocking russians]

the Sinner’s Prayer of may I not be found dead on the toilet, and if I am found dead on the toilet may I not be holding my phone, and if I am found dead on the toilet holding my phone may I at least have been reading something edifying and not composing a half-finished post as a ghastly conclusion to a life wasted.

>>845
where were you when you wrote this post? just curious

>>846
I was in the library reading Seneca in the original Latin.

>>847
Seneca's good shit.

pen-pen will probably remember to water shinji while i’m away right…?