🧻 SUBTLE anti-slack measure of societal control almost NO ONE ever mentions: the Big "T.P." conspiracy (BTPC). Remember in early CE (Covid Era) how the Pinks reacted when they were given formal permission to break from of the BTPC -- how they screamed, cried, begged for greater oppression. The elephant in the room is this: over half of the world's populace doesn't use toilet paper, and they seem to get along just fine. No paper (Western), no sand (Arab), no water (Eastern), NO PROBLEM. Never seen a gorilla or whale or bird or ant worry and fuss with tissue. you think Jesus Christ used paper on His Holy Ass? I have never seen any creature but modern "Man" worry so much about something so trivial as having an ass clean enough to eat from, and some of us LIKE chocolate sauce on our sundaes! Let me tell you what -- a little dose of NATURE never hurt ANYONE; in fact, it's man's reluctance to embrace Nature that brings so many ills upon him. Many of my followers have already broken free from the great Shower/Bath/Soap/Shampoo conspiracy, realizing that after approximately 3-4 weeks, the body's natural self-cleaning system resets and goes to work, natural (healthier) oils promoting a purer YOU and ensuring your autonomy. If you are still eating the Conspiracy's food and access to frop (yeti mouthwash) is limited, we suggest sticking to pre-CE menthol cigarettes like Newports to maintain oral hygiene, but to go back to the point, take the final plunge and stop feeding into the BTPC. Save the Amazon, save a yeti, and save yourself. No one will give you permission to start: you have to take matters into your own hands and stop waiting for someone else to save you! THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD: THOSE WHO BUY TP AND THOSE WHO SELL IT! PICK THE RIGHT SIDE AND STOP BEING A SUCKER!
yah and mao never brushed his teeth sage
>>2592 eat my shorts
I sometimes like to joke that when you have a good book, you don't need toilet paper because you get so engrossed in what you're reading that eventually you can just stand up and shake off the flakes. But what's funnier is to tell the same joke to different groups of friends, but one of the group has heard me say it to the others, so it's mainly for their benefit and I can watch their expression when I tell it :P
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on graph paper, too small for comfort
do u think about that
I have no clue what to make of this...
BEHOLD!
>>2552 >>2553 Woah woah woah, lady, what are ya doin?!?! You're turnin my cousin into mush, he's gonna get turned into stinky brown shit! When you push him outta ya guts, his family's gonna have to bury em, they're gonna be bareyin a poile a brown gahbage that smells woise than DEATH! No ones gonna show up to da fyuneral! The fucks tha matter wif youse!?
I would like my blood to be blue, I can kick out I would like my skin to be green, I can hide out I would like my eyes to be clean, I can sleep well I would like my nails to be gold, I can sell them for some breads!
>>2567 What the fuck man
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girls like this will cheat on you and blame you for it happening
>>952 Yakui-san is a virgin
>>954 I bet she said that to you, too!
>>952 dream girl
>>916 Who?
I'm gonna fucking do it
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DO EEEEEEET
>>1077 When you have to nuke... nuke! Don't post
nuku nuku shiyou
Do it
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