Tom Hiddleston 8 (1000)

1 Name: Anon : 2016-04-05 20:37 ID:NAvnUPQi

Thread to talk about the actor Tom Hiddleston

752 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-19 19:07 ID:Ma2JpFf8

>>749 Ah thanks, when I looked at the beach photos I missed the case.

753 Name: Anon : 2016-06-19 19:49 ID:gIPGuddk

>>749 there is a pic also of him putting a gold iPhone 6 into his back pocket. It looks like it has some flowery stickers on the back or some such. I am guessing that one is hers.

There are plenty of pics of him taking iPhone pics on his own account (I think on the set of TNM of the Matterhorn) so I am not surprised he has taken a pic of his new GF.

754 Name: M : 2016-06-19 19:55 ID:amyZznDS

755 Name: Anon : 2016-06-19 19:57 ID:gIPGuddk

>>747 I find this rumour to be unpersuasive because surely he would have bitten their hand off! Considering the role?!!

756 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-19 20:06 ID:Ma2JpFf8

>>755 Maybe he's playing coy? Lol!

757 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-19 20:22 ID:iHpXRE8U

758 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-19 20:32 ID:Ma2JpFf8

>>757 LOL!!! Wow. Where do these things even come from? Maybe the commenter accidentally googled Tom Hiddlestone or Tim Hoddleston.

759 Name: anon : 2016-06-19 20:32 ID:gIPGuddk

>>757 Whoah!!! What??????

760 Name: Anon : 2016-06-19 20:35 ID:gIPGuddk

Sure everybody's seen this but over on theoanons is a series of posts from anons saying that until very recently TH was dating a brunette phd student. Apparently this was an "open secret" in London. Now either I move in the wrong circles....or it wasn't an open secret at all. It is amazing how these rumours surface within days of him being seen with someone new.

761 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-19 20:41 ID:Ma2JpFf8

>>760 I did see that, and I think at least a few of those messages were sent by the same person (as someone else suggested). The question is whether the submitter is delusional or just a troll. And you're right, whenever he's linked to anyone in the press or seen with anyone who might be a romantic partner, all these anonymous people crawl out of the tumblr shadows to say they've seen him with a "curvy brunette." It happens every time.

762 Name: Anon : 2016-06-19 22:03 ID:gIPGuddk

763 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-19 23:58 ID:tFWZ1nis

>>627 >>628 Same sentiments here. I've made the same mistakes with men, lapses in judgement based on hormonal overload, so I'll just chalk this up to a learning experience for him, and hope he comes out of it wiser whether it ends in a couple of months or after marriage and kids.

764 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-20 04:00 ID:Ma2JpFf8

765 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-20 06:17 ID:tFWZ1nis

>>764 that one is such a bizarre, heartbreaking accident. Tom posted a condolences tweet: https://twitter . com/twhiddleston/status/744638851017285632

Anton's and Tom's characters had some of the funniest interactions in OLLA. I was also a fan of his from the Star Trek reboot movies - the next one comes out in July. He was charming and funny, seemed genuine.

766 Name: Anon : 2016-06-20 09:40 ID:gIPGuddk

>>764 >>765 That is heartbreaking. He was only 27 and he was his parents' only child. I am so sad for them.

769 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-20 12:57 ID:RTcby6nc

>>767 >>768 Thirsty as fuck!

http://www.wmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/MonaKuhn_SHOT_05_090-1542x2312.jpg
Why is he fisting? Is this a gay mag?

So much bulge.
This is shameless, he is milking this relationship for all it's worth and screaming 'look at my Bond body ladyboys.'

I can't wait for the next Dlisted post, comedy gold here

770 Name: M : 2016-06-20 13:23 ID:amyZznDS

>>769 The boy gained courage. He is shameless now :)))

771 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-20 13:29 ID:RTcby6nc

https://twitter. com/tylercoates/status/744882317588570112

Ha!

772 Name: M : 2016-06-20 13:38 ID:amyZznDS

>>771 I can't stop laughing :)))

773 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-20 13:48 ID:RTcby6nc

>>772 I haven't laughed this hard since I first saw the beach photos.

This new shameless direction he is taking for self promotion is verging on Kardashian. Shame he didn't pour champagne onto his crotch.

Psychic Anonon forsees many many more lols in the not too distant future.

774 Name: anonymous : 2016-06-20 13:52 ID:AhEz7/CM

>>771 ouch ! (again) though the bloke seems to have a some beef with Swiftyhttps://twitter. com/tylercoates/status/743490120708300800

And now there is the Kardashian/Kanye/Harris vs Swifty thing happening .. poor Tom ... all self-inflicted.

775 Name: qaz : 2016-06-20 13:52 ID:h4ilMCwm

>>769 >>770 Oh come on guys, he probably did it for feminism :)

I can't stop laughing, too :)) But is it wrong if I'm beginning to enjoy this new shameless famewhore Hiddles a bit? I mean, at least he's somewhat interesting again, lol

776 Name: Anon : 2016-06-20 14:07 ID:gIPGuddk

Did the conversation go like this:

"OK Tom, now take your your suit off and lie on the bed."

"All right, darling."

"Ah. Wardrobe, can someone find some underpants for Tom to put on?"

777 Name: Anon : 2016-06-20 14:16 ID:gIPGuddk

Anyhow, I am torn between looking through my fingers and suffering from secondhand embarrassment.

He also looks embarrassed in the underwear shots. Who thought this was a good idea? I know we all enjoyed looking at the HR photo of him on the sun lounger but somehow that felt different, I suppose because it was in Ballard's book and also because it was an expression of the character. Whereas this is an expression of Tom, and what Tom is saying to us is "hello, I'll just lie here in my pants with my legs apart so you can all get a good look at my package. Especially you! Barbara Broccoli."

778 Name: M : 2016-06-20 14:16 ID:amyZznDS

779 Name: Anon : 2016-06-20 14:46 ID:gIPGuddk

>>778 I did find this interesting (lawyer!) but I wonder what difference it makes in practice. You can sue in RI if there has been an unreasonable intrusion into your privacy. If the pics had been taken of TS on her private property it might suggest she consented because apparently this law means paps are nervous about taking photos of people in their homes.

However according to articles I have seen elsewhere this was a public beach several miles from TS's home, and it was busy at the time. Is it an unreasonable intrusion into your privacy in RI law if you have kissed someone in public for all to see? My guess is probably not. English law also protects the right to family and private life but that doesn't extend to PDAs in public places unless it was clearly somewhere where they reasonably expected not to be seen. Or if they were naked on a nudist beach - you might say they did not expect to be seen save by other nudists!

780 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-20 14:50 ID:CMz6GCNx

Omg this is so not sexy...it looks like those photo gallery shots you see on an average budget porno actor's site. Omg omg omg so no sexy! He could've just stopped at lounging in the suit half done or something. That underwear doesn't even look sexy. And look they've used Taylor's name too instead of just Tom's. He's wearing his own suit, right? Is that his own underwear too? How slapdash was this photoshoot? Fameho GOLD! Tom you are so transparent.

781 Name: Anon : 2016-06-20 14:53 ID:gIPGuddk

The captcha says "butch" - now does it like the photos or is it being sarcastic with me?

Anyhow I read the pathetic journalistic fart passing for an "article" accompanying these pics in W magazine. I see that it has the immortal headline "Aeverything you need to know about TH, Taylor Swift's boyfriend." So that's another piece of publicity that hasn't quite gone as planned.

When do we think these pics were taken? I am kind of assuming that there is a turnaround time for publication and that they were probably taken during the press tour.

782 Name: M : 2016-06-20 15:00 ID:amyZznDS

2,93 mil. followers on twitter.
220.000 new followers in 5 days. Not so bad :))

783 Name: qaz : 2016-06-20 15:02 ID:h4ilMCwm

>>780 And some don't even bother to use his name beside hers, e.g.
http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/06/now-taylor-swifts-boyfriend-is-shirtless-in-w.html

What the hell is he thinking...

>>776 Lol

784 Name: Anon : 2016-06-20 15:21 ID:gIPGuddk

Torrilla has provided the answer! She is a clever girl. She just posted pics of Tom leaving the Standard Hotel in NYC on 18 April 16 wearing exactly the same outfit (well, we can't see the pants) including the white shirt, which he doesn't wear so frequently. The photo credits mention Chateau Marmont but also the Standard. Looks like the pics may well have been taken then - which would make sense as magazines don't usually take pics and release them a few days later. They wait till the print issue is imminent (as Esquire did with the pool pics). W has probably been sitting on these for a while and after last week's shenanigans it saw its moment.

So not a totally orchestrated TH-snogs-TayTay-releases-underwear-pics scenario. But still - what was he thinking? What?

785 Name: Anon : 2016-06-20 15:33 ID:gIPGuddk

DM article, linked for the comments. An awful lot of "he looks desperate, eew" remarks. My favourite, however was:

Comment: Why does he always looks so worried?
Reply: Because he's losing his hair.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3650564/Taylor-Swift-lucky-lady-Singer-s-new-beau-Tom-Hiddleston-shows-muscular-physique-sexy-underwear-shoot.html

786 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-20 15:42 ID:Ma2JpFf8

Going back and forth between having a hearty laugh at Tom's expense and shaking my head at his poor life choices.

788 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-20 16:48 ID:RTcby6nc

I'm still laughing at the power fist.
The thinking man pose has annoyed me beyond belief for so long but this is taking it to another level.

There is nothing accidental about this shoot. Having worked on plenty like it I can assure you both TH and his PR would have overseen the design and watched every shot in the monitor like a hawk. Nothing gets past them without their approval. If they don't like the shoot it's buried or reshot. I'm pretty sure the text and release date are their call too from conversations I've overheard.

He isn't dumb. He's a bit of an idiot and I'm like this idiot for all the wrong reasons. Heart eyes to the current entertainment value but I think soon I will pity him, which is not hot.

Some more comedy gold:
http://www.marieclaire.com/celebrity/news/a21132/tom-hiddleston-taylor-swift-squad/

789 Name: Anon : 2016-06-20 17:25 ID:gIPGuddk

>>788 Anon. also HATES the thinking man pose. I am agog for her reaction to thinking man when the thought is "where did I put my trousers?"

I don't disagree with you at all that TH and his people bought into this whole concept. It can't be like he goes into the room for a portrait shot and some sleazy guy says "now we drop all zee clozes onto zee bed". Sadly I think he thought this was a good idea. Though his expression suggests he changed his mind once his trousers were off!

Nor do I doubt that he knew when it would appear. I guess they agreed the July issue because he was about to disappear from the public eye for 6 months filming Thor so it would generate a bit of buzz lasting after he got too busy.

But as I said above if he's in the print issue as well as online that must have been in the pipeline for a while surely? Before he even met Swifty? What I mean is I am sure he intended to be shirtless Bond audition all over the media in late June but he didn't plan it to coincide with the big reveal about the TS relationship.

791 Name: Anon : 2016-06-20 17:41 ID:gIPGuddk

Warning - very, very NSFW!!

But this is what we all know the W magazine shoot really is: http://catwinchester.tumblr.com/post/146207858821/i-cannot-be-trusted-to-use-photoshop-responsibly

792 Name: Anon : 2016-06-20 18:07 ID:gIPGuddk

>>790

"There’s nothing better than a topless dude photo shoot, but these pictures are where awkward and uncomfortable meet. In some of the pictures, Tom looks like he’s standing in the middle of an examining room in his doctor’s office and he’s extra nervous because he’s about to get his prostate checked and the Taco Bell he had for lunch has digested and is about to make a run for the border. In other pictures, he looks like he’s doing the “before” pose for an ad for a new erectile dysfunction med. And he also looks like somebody’s hot dad who is reluctantly posing for pictures for his new escort ad after deciding that he’s going to try hooking to get his family out of debt."

I am dying!!!! Again!

Michael K, if you are reading this, then in the words of Joan Crawford when she seduced Rock Hudson, "Baby, just close your eyes and pretend I'm Clark Gable"

793 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-20 20:25 ID:CMz6GCNx

I feel like if the W pics had come out on their own, we wouldn't be laughing. We'd probably enjoy it and maybe have some gripes about the paper thin boxers that remind me of the modesty thongs they give you when you get a Brazilian. But other than that, it wouldn't be this level of ridicule. Combined with the Taylor Swift obvious beach pap shots, these pics just add to his thirst game.
Never thought I'd see the day where the serious press that praised and adored him would be first in ridiculing him and he'd become tabloid fodder of this level. Modesty boxer Tom.

794 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-20 21:03 ID:A9n4MxRo

I wonder if papa Hiddleston is still proud of his son's career.
What about his mother and sisters? Do you think they are worried about what's happening to him or thrilled about the prospect of living a luxurious life financed by Taylor Swift?

795 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-20 21:12 ID:EHs2xGqt

New photo from Met. Where's that body language expert?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BG4mb6ZldzS/?taken-by=taylorjewell

Putting on tinfoil hat

I'm casting some doubts on the timeline. This seems a little too cosy, too familiar to be a first dance.
What if there was a real cheating scandal, that it was no coincidence he was invited to Wintours dinner party the night before and then seated next to Swift at the Met. The Sun got wind of the scandal and blackmailed the exclusive rights to the photo op- the timing of its release was mighty circumspect. This latest photoshoot would then have been orchestrated as part of the relationship rollout because it just doesn't make sense otherwise. It looks like it should have accompanied his TNM press tour but it comes out now to showcase Mr Swift?

Takes tinfoil hat off and hides

796 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-20 21:34 ID:CMz6GCNx

>>795 I'll buy it. That does seem too cozy for "we just met last night".

Lol if they thought their couple would be met with oohhhs and aaahhhs, this ridicule combined with Kanye breathing down Taylor's neck might throw ice water on this romance.

797 Name: ?? : 2016-06-20 21:40 ID:kOYF9p/r

Is this legit?

http://theoanons.tumblr.com/post/146223129911/ohsoswiftly-tom-hiddleston-was-spotted

Feeding the not-brand-new relationship train

798 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-20 21:49 ID:V30i626x

>>797 Yes, and to top it off there's photos of him leaving said nightclub escorted by her security with TS right behind him whereby he apparently jumped into her car. I always suspected the staged after party photos with Haine were a deliberate ruse to throw people off the scent. that was the night after the met when he had flown home

799 Name: ?? : 2016-06-20 21:54 ID:kOYF9p/r

I don't normally follow celebrities like, at all. But is it normal to have this much drama doled out so sparingly? It's like crumbs every day or every other day to keep the drama raft afloat.

800 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-20 21:56 ID:Ma2JpFf8

>>795 A real cheating scandal... OR... fashions tin foil swan hat Tom already had the "boyfriend" gig lined up and they were laying the groundwork. The dancing videos taken on prohibited cell phones were planned ahead of time.

801 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-20 22:01 ID:EHYvWdNb

>>800 Oh, don't hold back pretty tinfoil hat!
Surely someone can up with an even more elaborate hat- every aspect of this rollout reeks of scandal.

802 Name: Anon : 2016-06-20 22:05 ID:gIPGuddk

>>795 Or, they met the night before and at the Met Gala, and got drunk together and were attracted and had a great time. Has no-one else on here had a really great evening with someone that turned into a first date?

I would buy that they got together the night of the Met Gala and that there is a cheating story in that sense. Also that the Sun might have got hold of it and that this prompted the photoshoot. But when did he have time before then to meet her? He was filming and then on publicity tour of doom with other love interest Mark Abrahams/his guitar!

803 Name: delurking : 2016-06-20 22:13 ID:t2IK1ubS

>>800 I don't believe there was a contract before the met ball but this story afterwards shows they spent a lot of time together that ngith.

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-style/news/tom-hiddleston-helped-taylor-swift-into-her-met-gala-shoes-w205095

My password was ball too!

804 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-20 22:24 ID:EHYvWdNb

>>801 *come, someone can come... even my scatty omittances are shady

>>799 I don't know what's normal but the sudden deviation from both their normal behaviour combined with press releases at times which are not at all favorable stinks of a coverup

>>802 It was reported in an article that TS went clubbing after Wintours dinner. It's a possibility that's when sparks flew
TH did have quite a bit of time off between press commitments, especially in NY. There was enough time to fly home at one point but he stayed. Maybe he was serenading her with his guitar

805 Name: Anon : 2016-06-20 22:47 ID:gIPGuddk

>>804 He did have time off in NYC before the Wintour dinner and the Met Gala. But the Wintour dinner seems to be the first time he met TS. There is a video of her leaving saying "nice to meet you".

806 Name: Anon : 2016-06-20 22:55 ID:gIPGuddk

A Gossip Cop article but one which notably fails to feature the one line that ever makes them worth reading ("x's representatives confirmed that the story is false"): http://www.gossipcop.com/taylor-swift-fake-relationship-tom-hiddleston/

807 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-20 23:13 ID:CMz6GCNx

>>805 Idris was there too. She could've been saying nice to meet you to him more than Tom. If the two had been staying in touch and getting to know each other digitally, then they could have figured out how to handle it all. Also the fact that some of these MET pics of her and him are coming out now that tell a different story than drunk awkward flailing means her team had made sure it all stayed hidden until Calvin was out of the picture.
Now I think they'd rather ride out the cheating scandal than have people believe they're both gay and bearding or that it's all a fake PR orchestrated showmance.

808 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-21 03:29 ID:Ma2JpFf8

>>801 >>802 Oh, I can go there!

Tom gets drunk at the Met Gala (we already know this happened). Taylor hits on him and they dance. She invites him to come back to her place when it's all over. He's thrilled at the prospect of hooking up with the "cool girl" and takes her up on it, even though she's still in a relationship with Calvin Harris. Someone gets photos of them leaving together, or him going into her apartment, or him leaving the next morning in his tux. They send the photos to the Sun. The Sun says hey Tom and Taylor, we've got some interesting photos we'd like to publish... unless you provide us with an alternative. So Tom and Taylor stage the RI beach shoot, pretend to be all lovey-dovey, and give the Sun a story to run in place of a cheating scandal that will still guarantee just as many sales and website hits. They cover up their illicit dalliance and will "part ways as friends" over the summer via a tabloid announcement from a "source" aka their PR. The end.

809 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-21 04:33 ID:elafTZq/

>>808 flappy inflatable tube man tinfoil hat!

If it turns out to be true I'm submitting this piece to all the magazines so they can herald you as the second psychic fan (unfortunately minus the smut).

810 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-21 06:10 ID:Heaven

>>808 anonsy, that is very possible and at the very least explains why he is staying at a hotel in NY after spending so many days at her house in RI or why all of a sudden no pap in NY can't see to find them. Too bad it was all for nothing, for both of them. From what I read these past days, Swift went on holiday with Calvin Harris after the Met, so the cheating aspect is even worse. As for TH, we all know what is happening to him.

811 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-21 06:11 ID:Heaven

>>806 GossiCop is the same one that posted this a month back, it seems to me they are TH's fangirls. And you called them out on it at the time Anon! Good job http://www.gossipcop.com/taylor-swift-dumping-calvin-harris-tom-hiddleston-breakup-split/

812 Name: Anon : 2016-06-21 08:26 ID:gIPGuddk

>>808 I would totally don a tinfoil hat in the shape of TS's plane for that rumour. There's no need to hypothesise they met weeks before the Met Gala. It would be embarrassing enough for her to be caught spending a night with TH having just met him, when she was still supposedly with someone else. Also makes sense of the otherwise warp speed progression to public acknowledgement if they hooked up on May 2 and have been engaging in Tom's fabled sexting ever since.

>>811Did I? God, I have no memory of that at all!

813 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-21 12:23 ID:Wz63Rze+

Did some lurking on LSA and stumbled across this gem talking about TH:

"My friend fucked him once or twice and I have met him at this artsy members club in London, he was very friendly and touchy feely. He also looks directly into your eyes when talking...like D.I.R.E.C.T.L.Y. It's creepy because I don't like looking people in the eyes. I feel like he is trying to figure you out or expose you. I can't put it into words but yeah. He looks right at your eyeballs. Didn't like that. He kept touching my shoulder which I hated because 'bitch I don't know you.' He didn't take anything further. It was just a nice convo about random things. He's really smart btw, which is why I am surprised at him for getting with Taylor. It must be PR, I can see him fucking someone like her but not dating. She doesn't seem to smart or deep and he isn't shallow or didn't come across that way on the night I met him This was a few months ago... I will ask my friend for the details on the dick report and make a thread. Yes, she's black because I know one of y'all will ask lol."

814 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-21 12:25 ID:Wz63Rze+

Recent events have made me reminisce about my all time favorite male centrefolds: Burt Reynolds and The Hoff.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3499801/Burt-Reynolds-80-regrets-posing-naked-bearskin-rug-Cosmopolitan-centerfold-1972.html

http://www.fitzness.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/picHasselHoff-747711.jpg

Praying for a TH nude centrefold with Swifty's kittens. It's the only way forward.

815 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-21 13:13 ID:tFWZ1nis

>>813 Anonon I hate to be a spoiler but that LSA comment sounds suspiciously similar to past 'stories' I've seen posted in thebycycle, on ONTD, and datalounge. Take it with a grain of salt.

816 Name: Anon : 2016-06-21 13:19 ID:dyQW+Y6X

Popped over to CB and in among 400 "please put it away, my ladyparts dried up" comments are a few stans saying he was totes done over by evil W mag. Hilariously they say this because the TH shoot was meant to be part of a much larger feature of 12 TV actors also posing in their pants as if awaiting the proctologist. Apparently if the photos had been confined to that context this would all have been just fine.

I don't usually go a bundle on CB's editorial line but this one nails it: http://www.celebitchy.com/491330/tom_hiddleston_im_here_to_tell_you_that_my_butt_is_not_dangerous/

These photos, the bright lighting, the total lack of artistry or styling, the "get it here" pose and most of all TH's woebegone expression all say that this was a mistake whatever the context.

817 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-21 13:25 ID:xlRsi5kN

>>815 I'm taking it with a grain of salt on salted cod standing in a salt mine. Maybe she mistook being eye fucked for fucking. Easily done

818 Name: anonymous : 2016-06-21 13:50 ID:AhEz7/CM

Another "exclusive" courtesy of the ubiquitous and very helpful "unnamed source"... is it three weeks already?

http://hollywoodlife.com/2016/06/20/tom-hiddleston-meeting-taylor-swift-mom-wants-meet-boyfriend/

819 Name: Anon : 2016-06-21 13:56 ID:dyQW+Y6X

>>817 The "Tom slept with a WOC" is a regular-ish thing that I've seen a few times in different places. There is a corner of the fandom which is obsessed with proving that he is attracted to WOC. I guess it's analogous to the corner of the fandom that can't cope with him being attracted to petite blondes and palms he was seen with a busty brunette - in other words, the fandom always wants him to be with someone who most resembles whoever is writing at the time.

820 Name: Anon : 2016-06-21 13:57 ID:dyQW+Y6X

palms = claims in autocorrect land!

821 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-21 14:15 ID:xlRsi5kN

>>816 The photos aren't great but as I mentioned before, he chose to do this, nobody forced him.
Perhaps there would have been less ridicule in numbers. It does appear they've released this early to capitalise on his newfound infamy but I also can't see that happening without his managements approval.
On professional shoots all the poses, styling, lighting, framing and layout are designed and approved in advance and in my experience the photographer sends the creatives and his management proofs for final approval before print.
I can't see this being a slap dash amateur job considering there's 12 actors involved. Most celebs aren't professional models so they're not consistent in taking good photos. TH is very hit and miss. Thinking man pose is a perfect example.

>>818 By tinfoil timeline it's been 7 weeks, by LA stopover timeline it's nearly 5 weeks and I think it's 3 weeks since he was spotted in NY

Maybe this is actually his bid for the Fast and Furious franchise cause that's how I would describe this relationship.

822 Name: anonymous : 2016-06-21 14:19 ID:AhEz7/CM

>>821 well.. 2.5 weeks since Swifty "officially" broke up with her ex soo yeah.. fast and the furious or grade school fast. Can't tell anymore.

But seriously .. does the guy REALLY feel the need to do this crap to get ahead? Have any of his peers (looking at YOU Domhnall Gleeson) had to pimp themselves out to this extent?

I also wonder now if he really does have the Bond gig all stitched up and this is all part of getting the audience ready to accept him as a different brand.

I miss the old one tbh.

823 Name: Anon : 2016-06-21 15:13 ID:dyQW+Y6X

>>821 Yes I agree with all of this! And even if he had no editorial control over the release date or the copy - well, he still chose to pose for those pics and hand all that control over to W. If you don't want W to sit on the pics and release them at an embarrassing time of its own choosing - don't pose for pics in your pants in the first place.

PS the whole setup shows he has bad taste and judgment when it comes to naughty shots of himself. So not sexy and the concept is so basic. I didn't at all mean to suggest it was a slapdash job. Someone thought this was good, sadly. They were wrong.

826 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-21 20:38 ID:Ma2JpFf8

>>825 "They text all the time! That's how she knows he's the one! Omg!"

827 Name: Anon : 2016-06-21 21:00 ID:gIPGuddk

Remember I speculated upthread that he was probably uncool and geeky at school and didn't get the girls, hence he is so needy for attention and validation now? Well someone else has speculated the same and attributed it to an unnamed source (maybe me!).

http://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/celebrity-news/pictures-show-tom-hiddlestons-change-8248090

828 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-21 22:00 ID:Ma2JpFf8

>>827 That article says his parents were in teaching but that's wrong, isn't it?

I can believe the bit about the purple pants and tie-dye shirt - he's fashion challenged, no doubt, so that wouldn't surprise me. I can't imagine him trying to grow his hair long. Wouldn't it just sort of grow... out? Like a big floofy blond halo. Although just because he tried doesn't mean it worked.

829 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-22 03:13 ID:b6smuyXB

https://twitter. com/TT4Taylor/status/745451697837744128

Such cringe that he's dad dancing at a Selena Gomez concert. The things you do for love..

Well he's met the folks so settle down for the freakshow that is TH's very first public romance. I guess it's here to stay

830 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-22 03:17 ID:Ma2JpFf8

>>829 Are you f&#king kidding me.

Bye. It's been fun, everyone. I'm out.

831 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-22 03:21 ID:b6smuyXB

>>830 It's just too much, isn't it.

832 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-22 03:22 ID:Ma2JpFf8

Before I leave for good, here are a few gems. I hope they're real.

https://twitter. com/courtney_bloch/status/745445549680267264
https://twitter. com/dancingswifts/status/745445457137139716
https://twitter. com/tayIorasmith/status/745445512006885376
https://twitter. com/tayIorasmith/status/745446255761883138
https://twitter. com/tayIorasmith/status/745446951269732352

833 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-22 03:27 ID:b6smuyXB

>>832 Bye anonsy, I think we have all just reached the point of no return whereby it's just too embarrassing to admit we ever had this crush. I'm so grateful for the anonymity and it has been so much fun chatting x

834 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-22 03:32 ID:b6smuyXB

>>832 You just went out slaying!
Selena stopped the show because TH and Calvin were brawling over Tay Tay.

835 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-22 03:43 ID:CMz6GCNx

Oh god this is so embarrassing. I can't believe Tom got involved in this juvenile crap. Taylor Swift must have loved it though. She's never had guys fight over her. I hope some videos come out of this brawl. I'm here to watch this insanity go down in a massive glorious ball of flames.

836 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-22 03:43 ID:tFWZ1nis

>>832 >>834 LOL Did Kanye console him?

https://twitter. com/enews/status/745455031395057665?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

837 Name: ?? : 2016-06-22 03:49 ID:kOYF9p/r

Drip drip drabble, there's something every day or every other day to keep both their names out there.

Kay..

838 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-22 03:50 ID:CMz6GCNx

So wait was there a brawl or not? Is that girl making stuff up? Were Calvin and Kanye even there? I must know if this high school drama happened or not.

839 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-22 03:56 ID:CMz6GCNx

I can't find anything about a brawl between Tom and Calvin. Tsk and here I got so excited that we were finally going to get juicy drama.

840 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-22 04:02 ID:b6smuyXB

>>838 I really doubt Calvin was there (last reported to be in Vegas for the weekend) but I so desperately want it to be true.
This whole relationship rollout has been a barrel of uncomfortable but hearty laughs. It's the only reason I'm still here.

>>837 The media was super quick to get articles out of this sighting. Milliseconds.

841 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-22 04:18 ID:CMz6GCNx

>>840 Me too! But ywah I doubt he'd make the effort to chase after Taylor. He finally managed to get out lol

Taylor and her team are definitely on top of it - http://m.eonline.com/news/774704/taylor-swift-and-tom-hiddleston-dance-the-night-away-at-selena-gomez-s-nashville-concert?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-topstories&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories

My favorite part - "A source tells E! News, "Taylor invited Tom to go. Tom always wants to please Taylor and show her that her friends matter. Taylor likes that about Tom."

842 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-22 05:57 ID:Heaven

Oh God, I' glad I started my rehab from this addiction 4 months ago, this is just...yuck!

843 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-22 06:16 ID:Heaven

>>827 He should have watched more American highschool films, the geek never becomes cool by dating highschool prom queen, that just makes him look more like a pathetic loser.

>>841 right, he went with her to Nashville, but he drew the line at the zoo, because that would look too much like he is babysitting.

844 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-22 06:37 ID:Heaven

There are plenty of vids at this (new for me) THEO tumblr blog (and boy the man is so stiff when he dances), has TH picked up smoking again? From this photo and a video of them walking away he looks like he is smoking.
http://theoanons.tumblr.com/image/146291245801

Coping with stress already? (I know it a drop in the ocean of everything else, but everything else is too much right now, I can't spend all day laughing)

845 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-22 06:54 ID:XS3gz/vx

>>844 It does look like he's smoking.
Most of the vids show a lot of stiffness. TS keeps dragging him towards the barrier where he's visible, he barely dances, looks nervous and withdraws into the shadows.

TH caught losing his shit having some angry words in Tay's ear:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BG8ffzROun6/

Posting this old Kat Dennings video 'cause it just seems so relevant.
When your SO is more famous than you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kMFYbnb9P0

846 Name: Anon : 2016-06-22 06:58 ID:gIPGuddk

>>830 Anonsy, it's been such fun knowing you. I do hope you change your mind and stay for the giggles.

Sadly I think the brawling was a joke. Also wouldn't Calvin absolutely knock Tom for 6 if they were fighting?

847 Name: Anon : 2016-06-22 07:04 ID:gIPGuddk

>>844 Would they be allowed to smoke indoors at a venue? I don't know anything about the law on this in Nashville (I think it wouldn't be allowed in New York).

848 Name: Anon : 2016-06-22 07:11 ID:gIPGuddk

Ok I am feeling out of my depth here. I had to google Selena Gomez (no surprise - I bought a Ray Charles CD yesterday, folks, that's how old I am). But who are the nearly bloke and the girl in the blue dress with the curly hair who seem to have been videoing themselves dancing with TS and TH in the background?

849 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-22 07:15 ID:Heaven

>>847 I wondered about that, maybe VIP section have different rules? Or like you said Nashville has different rules.
This is the video of them leaving and it seem TH has something in his right hand
https://twitter.
com/HiddleSwiftAF/status/745478064977522688

850 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-22 07:16 ID:Heaven

>>845 he doesn't seem to be losing his shit, more like TH expressing a thought with more words than necessary.

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