ITT we solve the question above us [Part 4] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 07:25

Yes, using link trickery.

Does this mean we will be able to connect each and every "ITT we solve the question above us" thread into an infinite daisy chain?

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 17:36

No; the other threads have already been closed.
(By the way, >>999.)

Why I am so bald?

3 Name: 2 : 1993-09-5065 17:37

... oh, what. does kareha reformat html links to point to the current thread or something?

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 18:48

No, but post references take precedence over links even in html mode.

So can we quit talking about >​>999 now?

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 19:58


Do you think we should talk about Asia Carrera instead?

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 22:59


Could we have questions in other formats than the tried, true and boring as all fuck "yes/no"'er?

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 23:22

Indeed we could. We've done it before.

So, which of Asia Carrera's pr0n films is your favorite?

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 23:31

Wayne's World
How come every time I go to sleep I think about sex?

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 23:38

You are a pervert, a breed apart in the worst way possible, a subhuman creature with goat balls for testicles. Also, you've got a rare form of insomnia that doesn't actually prevent you from going to sleep.

What happens if you cross the beams?

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 00:34

You get piss all over your pants, and the other guy's, too. He'd most likely cause you some pain; I know I would.

how u make that inverted b?

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 14:01

it's called d

Why can so few people properly identify the origin of that quotation?

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 14:44

Because few people are as fanatic /b/tards as you and BeastUK.

Jesus Christ, it's a lion! What do you do?
[] Get in the car
[] I dunno, lol
[] Put it in
[] Genuflect

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 17:43

[x] Go back to 4chan

How do I get rid of an IRC addiction?

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 17:54

Take up an addiction to Asia Carrera pr0n instead.

Can I stick it in your pooper?

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 17:58

No, I poop from there.

Why is it so hard for some people to operate a search engine?

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 18:02

Because they're STUPID.

>:3 ?

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 18:23

Yes, Clonepa is pretty much worthless.


18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 19:08


Who are the brain police?

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 19:49


Why is the iPhone so popular?

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 19:59

Most likely due to it's capability as a portable digital pornography storage medium.

Why do you answer a question when you can't be bothered to put any though into the answer?

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 21:45

I dunno, lol.

What's the meaning of life from a non-spiritual/metaphysical viewpoint?

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 22:28

To reproduce and consume all available resources.

How will the adventures of weebl (and sometimes weebl's friend bob) end?

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 23:24

No one knows, not even Asia Carrera.

Is it more like it was then than it is now?

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 01:33

No one knows, not even Asia Carrera.

I am of the opinion that "Bogoljub" is the world's most awful name outside of scatological bounds. What could be worse?

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 01:44

No one knows, not^W^W^W^W Brünhilde is still worse, and has been for some 900 years.

Is there anything better in life than 1150 mp3s of a Touhou nature?

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 03:27

Yes. Any quantity of mpegs of Asia Carrera pr0n is better than any quantity of Touhou mp3s.

What's the appeal of Touhou?

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 09:25

Reimu's armpits.

Who doesn't like armpits?

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 11:35

Scary freaks who shouldn't be allowed out in public.

Why is it so hot in Central Europe this week?

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 12:04

Europe has been stuck in SMB 3 for a while.

Why do H-games never work on my computer?

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 14:05

You need to go into regional settings and set everything to japan.

Which is your favorite game from Illusion?

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 23:04

I don't have one, but my favourite illusion from a game is that of a deep pit with spikes at the bottom cast upon a trap door above a real deep pit with spikes at the bottom, as featured in my D&D campaign. "I disbelieve! walk walk drop"

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 23:05

And my question is: Why is there so little D&D discussion on DQN?

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 23:18

Because D&D is for aspie nerds, where as we are merely lazy-ass wotaku.

Do you think the spelling "wotaku" is elitist or dumb, or do you find it helpful?

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 23:32

It depends on what is meant by the word. If it's used in the same vein as "wigger" and "wapanese^Wweeaboo", hell yes it's dumb. If it's the fairly recently coined Japanese word, I can sort of live with it.

The surgery was over two weeks ago and I want to go swimming. Will my finger heal up in time for the weekend?

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 23:32

I find it dumb, elitist, and helpful simultaneously.

But it's not as helpful as Asia Carrera.

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 23:46

No, better just stay home and browse DQN more.

What are some hilariously bad games to play?

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 00:29

Twister, as long you're not the one that ends up with some guy's sweaty butt in your face.

Vin Diesel plays D&D; is this a good or bad thing in the average person's perception of the hobby?

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 00:40

Average people don't care.

Can I have some smoked cheese?

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 00:57

No, because Asia Carrera ate all of it and then made this weird nyoro~n noise.

Why are my cats so noisy and emotionally needy? I thought cats were supposed to be quiet, independent animals.

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 01:09

Noisy and emotionally needy? It's a female, that's why.

Why didn't you get a tomcat, stupid?

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 05:59

Because you're sexist.

Why is the above poster so sexist?

42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 10:59

Because Asia Carrera turned him down for a date.

When will Islam be wiped out?

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 17:16

Depends upon how much more they agitate, but it seems everybody has a hidden dislike of islam these days.

Why do people give the "Eurabia" theory any credence whatsoever?

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 18:12

Basic tribalism and the dehumanization and xenophobia that results from this artifact of hominid evolution.

Should the species be renamed from Homo Sapiens Sapiens to Homo Ignarus Ignarus?

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 20:01

I'm partial to Homo Ignoramus, myself. Possibly because I "Ignarus" is not an english word and I am left wondering why you did say it.

Why do people post in this thread without a proper answer, a proper question, or neither?

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 20:05



47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 20:50

Because they have a lower understanding of fine arts.

What is the square root of negative numbers?

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 20:53

  • E -, according to my calculator.

What's the difference between a duck?

49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 21:08

There is no difference, you're just a duck-hating bigot.

Given a Diophantine equation with any number of unknown quantities and with rational integral numerical coefficients, devise a process according to which it can be determined in a finite number of operations whether the equation is solvable in rational integers.

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 22:05

>>49 that is statement, not a question.

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 23:13

No, this is not the thread you wanted. Try again.

Are you going to eat that?

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 23:13

>>50 It looks like more of a request, actually.

Would Asia Carrera have remembered to post a question?

53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 13:40

No. I brought a doggy bag with me, see.

Confusion! Mayhem! Who's to blame?

54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 14:45


When shall we three meet again?

55 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 15:06

Never. I killed him. And I'll kill you too if I ever see you in this thread again!

Was that too maniacal?

56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 20:15

No, but maybe with a wicked laugh after your line, this could improve. Muhahahaha!

What could MacGyver make with a nail clipper, a sweat sock, and an empty jewel case?

57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 20:45

A cleverly crafted nail clipper, wrapped in a sweat sock held securely inside a jewel case......that doubles as an isotope transmaleculator when the nail clippers react with the chemichals in the sweat.

Do you love me?

58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 21:51

I revere (not love) you. "Love" carries a connotation that some find unpleasant.
I believe in the eventual symbiosis between our genitals.
Thing is though that the primary reason that we haven't "knocked boots" yet is because my gonads find you distasteful.

Now will you put this bag on your head so we can fornicate?

59 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 21:58

Paper or plastic?

Uuhhhh, i forgot, what are we doing in this thread again....?

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 21:59

>>59 just answered >>58 question with another question...I feel a vortex coming on...

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 23:07


62 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 23:29


If dividing by zero creates an electromagnetic pulse, how can I store my Asia Carrera pr0n videocassettes safely?

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 23:43

By transferring them to the EMP-proof punch-card format.

Is the self identical with the body?
or is it different from the body?

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 00:14


Is there completeness to incompleteness?

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 03:02

Yes, just remove the prefix and all will be clear.

What is the sound of one hand tapping, tapping at my chamber door?

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 09:43

Quoth the Raven, damfino.

Apart from design school snobbery, what's the real reason to avoid using Arial?

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 11:29

"I" (capital eye) and "l" (lowercase ell) are too similar, as are "0" (zero) and "O" (oh).

What the hell is chocolate rain, anyway?

68 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 13:57

Severe diarrhea.

Don't you feel better off knowing that?

69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 15:44

Not really, because I still have the runs :(

So, what food do you recommend as being particularly binding?

70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 16:05


Wasn't that easy?

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 18:28


Why is the 100 MINUTES thread no longer popular?

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 18:58

Huh? there was a 100 minutes thread?

What is the way of Tao?

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 19:17

Don't think. Feel. And you'll be Ta∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵

Did you know that if you choke on the candy Peeps, that it hardens in your throat and even with the heimlich maneuver you can't be saved and you die?

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 01:12

No, and neither do you, for I strongly doubt that you have empirical, or otherwise research-backed, evidence on the matter.

Who lets out old wives' tales such as these anyway?

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 01:51


Old wives?

How do you pronounce sage? Do you pronounce it like the herb, or like the Japanese sah-gé

76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 02:43

That depends on if you are asking how to pronounce the herb, 'sageru', or Adriana Sage.

How do you pronounce fgsfds?

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 02:51

for gods sake fucking do something.

how can i get in touch with squeeks?

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 03:16

 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and you can email or perhaps bother me on IRC with membership offers.
 (つ   つ Alternatively, the requests board is down there. ⇙
 | | |     

 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and your not affiliated with the Pax Tsukuru, are you?
 (つ   つ 
 | | |     

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 12:42

Would I be employed as the janitor of the Immaturity Mansion if I were? Seriously, dude. You did the background checks and all.

Just out of interest, what would happen if I were?

80 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 14:23

The Elitist superstructure wound find you distasteful, and you would be taken of the map.

Why can't I type an uppercase s? I punched the keys for god's sake.

81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 14:44

Same reason I can't type a backwards "d".

What if the pope's and the bear's paths crossed in the forest?

82 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 14:57

The bear would become Catholic, and the Pope would wipe himself with leaves, leading to a nasty case of poison ivy.

What would happen if a bear and a shark crossed paths?

83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 15:10

100% Pure, Unrestrained, Awesome.

What would happen if a care bear and a street shark crossed paths?

84 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 15:10

The bear would suck the shark's dick, then they'd have an epic battle raging for decades.

Who would win?

85 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 15:39

No one.. we'd all lose.

What would happen if Care-Dog met Pee-Bear?

86 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 16:09

Golden Showers.

Would you let Shirley Manson pee in your belly button?

87 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 19:18

No, but I'd let her take a crap in my cereals. If you know what I mean. Fnaarrrrrrrr.

Would you let Jesus into your heart?

88 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 21:22

No, too many hair.

Certainly a starship trooper potato head is ridiculous, why do i enjoy it?

89 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 22:28

Perhaps because the idea of a anthropomorphic potato getting it's brains sucked out is a mildly entertaining thought.

How can human beings and fish coexist peacefully?

90 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 00:10

Because a fish does not think, a fish already knows everything there is to know, and so he peacefully observes the human race making questionable decisions.

Why do humans eat other humans ?

91 Name: TripcodeForSale!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5072 00:35

Because the movie "Alive" would have been empty if it were just about a plane crash.

Do you? Do you REALLY?

92 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 00:40

No, I was just kidding.

What was the question again?

93 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 01:40

I don't remember but I am certain that it involved Asia Carrera.

Why do my cats not mind when I nosebeep them?

94 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 05:14

They have been numbed to the irritating event.

Why do I hate newborns, but love kids ?

95 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 05:37

Because you're a baby-killing, child-molesting LIBERAL.

How can we stop the Socialist/Nazi/Afrocentric/Atheist/Islamic/Homosexual Alliance from succeeding in their satanic agenda to destroy Our Way Of Life?

96 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 09:27

By pretending it doesn't bother us. Like all bullies, they'll give up then.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen African swallow?

97 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 11:11

98 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 11:44

Spam, spam, spam, delicious spam?

99 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 11:56

Bloody Vikings these days can't even get their own song right. It's wonderful spam.

Why do young whippersnappers have no respect for their elders?

100 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 12:31

Because their elders use words like "whippersnappers". It's hard to respect them.

It's been three weeks. Where's that plumber?

101 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 17:59

Looking for the princess in yet another castle.

So where's the beef?

102 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 18:01

Grandma went to go get it, but it seems she's fallen, and she can't get up.

Isn't that special?

103 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 18:44

No. Her going uphill both from and to school as a kid in ten feet of snow every day is however.

What is the ultimate healthy non-dairy smoothie?

104 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 19:56

80 blueberries, 5 acerola cherries and a lemon including the peel, all together in a blender.

What is the ultimate cocktail made from terrestrial ingredients?

105 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 20:18

spearmint, rum, sugar, lime, and carbonated water; Mojito!

What is the ultimate prison wine blend made from practical ingredients found in your average state penitentiary?

106 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 04:20

"Pruno." But clearly, prison wine isn't good enough for Asia Carrera.


107 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 11:08


Why not?

108 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 11:37

Asia Carrera said so.

Why must we live and die on the whims of a porn starlet?

109 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 11:57

Asia Carrera is not a starlet, she is THE star.

Will >>108 repent his heretical mistake?

110 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 14:30

If not, he must be burnt at the stake and liberally smeared with garlic butter.

What would happen if Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel both had sex with Asia Carrera, and she somehow got pregnant with both of their offspring at the same time?

111 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 15:48

It'd be the genetic equivalent of division by zero. O SHI-

Do you think that Asia Carrera would find this discussion amusing?

112 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 17:09

I hate Asia Carrera. She sinks below gay magic as a meme. She sinks below TOO MUCH METAL as a meme. She sinks below Saitama as a meme. I hate Asia, HATE HATE HATE HATE HAET!!!!

What fuels my hate so much?

113 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 17:54

You have a perfectly understandable case of meme intolerance.

Why do so many internet users substitute meme regurgitation for a proper sense of humor?

114 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 17:57

Meme regurgitation is easier.

But squeeks and mittens are just more complex versions of this, are they not?

115 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 19:05

It's you!

To whom does all the bases belong to?

116 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 21:58

Asia Carrera.

Wasn't that a predictable answer?

117 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 22:44

Yup, but it might be true. Wikipedia mentions Asia Carrera as an avid unreal tournament player after all.

Doesn't that game still rock?

118 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 23:09

No, it does not.

How can I destroy postmodernism?

119 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 23:55

From the inside. Use plenty of dada, apply a sprinkle of Bauhaus, and you're done. Hope u leik post-postmodernism.

Who makes up music genres?

120 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 03:04


Who makes up pr0n genres? Is it Asia Carrera?

121 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 03:09

No, it's David Niven.

Angry Bees?

122 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 03:31

No, not Angry Bees.

Do you ever wonder if Asia Carrera reads this stuff? And, if so, does she suspect how many of us are fapping to her pictures right now? I am. I'm just saying.

123 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 03:47

Gay magic.

Wasn't that the predictable answer?

124 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 03:50

Asia Carrera.

Gay magic?

125 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 12:07

Gay magic FTW!

Isn't that right?

126 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 12:39

Asia Carrera.

Have we entered an infinite loop yet?

127 Name: PP : 1993-09-5074 21:56

Decir Richard, I love you all but I just can't ka it??? ??? Off i., TX ??? I ??? Fr ??? -- ??? C ??? f ??? ??? ??? ss ??? ???" Die! 2

128 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 23:03

Was that a question?

129 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 04:42


Commen Ça Va?

130 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 04:49

no hablas diablos

How many people have contributed to this thread?

131 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 06:37


How long can I continue to talk to myself?

132 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 06:39

For some time yet. You're the only person on this board after all.

Have you heard of the extra QUALITY band LOLI RIPE yet?

133 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 10:28

Yes. They're slowly, slowwwwwwly approaching listenable speedcore music.

Why do I like fapping to traps so?

134 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 13:42

Don't think, feel, and soon you will be Tannasinn. Or blind.

Will the dollar rebound soon so I can go and visit squeeks and drink good beer for once in my life?

135 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 14:30

No. Your only hope is to get out now while it is still worth something. As for the beer, it will just end up getting carried out anyways.

What would you do if the beer became w?

136 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 15:39

American beer IS w.

When should I break down and go to the dentist?

137 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 15:51


Who will be so kind as to invent a time machine for poor >>136?

138 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 16:12

"Not I", said the pig.

How come swine get such a bad rap in the abrahamic religions?

139 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 16:30

Well, either the fact that nomadic people cannot raise pigs, and so they'd tie you down to one place where you might pick up bad habits, or because of the risk of trichinosis. Both have been offered as suggestions.

Are two legs bad, or better?

140 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 21:02

They're definitely better than twenty-three legs.

Why do I have the sudden urge to bake bread?

141 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 21:30

yeast infection

How can light be both a particle and a wave?

142 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 22:17

A wave of particles, simple really.

Why does just about every animal species have an even-number of limbs?

143 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 22:31


why does my soul feel like the color of this board?

144 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 22:32

you haven't met your weekly quota of eroge

what is our weekly quota anyways?

145 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 23:08

43. It is the universal answer to everything as long as you aren't interested in units.

Do you think the new Super Mario on the Wii is going to get boring quickly?

146 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 00:50

Not until after I resort to controlling the action by holding the wiimote in my butt.

Do you think the new Super Mario on the NES is going to get boring quickly?

147 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 01:39

I suspect it will, and when that happens, I will go back to watching Asia Carrera pr0n.

...did you say "NES?" Like from twenty years ago?

148 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 02:13

Twenty years ago? They didn't have Mario in '73!

My birthday's in October. Anyone want to come to my party?

149 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 08:41


When's October coming, again?

150 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 12:53

Next month.

Will 4chan's /ck/ ever surpass our /food/?

151 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 19:34

Only if it removes the requirement to post an image when starting a thread.

Is there a chance the track will bend?

152 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 20:13


Does it matter?

153 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 20:20

Not on your life, my Hindu friend!

Professor Lawrence Pierce thinks Homer gets stupider every year.

154 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 20:44


Since it is still 1993, does that mean Kirby's Adventure is still the hit game of the year?

155 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 23:11

Obviously. (>^^)> <(^^<)

Was Asia Carrera making pr0n in 1993?

156 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 23:49

>>155 meant to ask "Is Asia Carrera making pr0n in 1993?" ... whoops, wrong thread. I mean, of course she is.

Why did I find the right lens of my previous pair of glasses broken in two in the garage today?

157 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 00:57

Because you happened to look in the right place.

How do I use the five Ws?

158 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 01:54

You don't use them. They carry out and are w.

Didn't you see that coming?

159 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 06:25

I did not. My depth perception is shot to hell due to the absence of the left lens of my glasses, which I still haven't found.

How come much of the shitty poetry thread is actually rather passable?

160 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 06:53

Your standards are exceptionally low.

Who killed Mr. Boddy?

161 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 11:05

I did.

Want to make something of it?

162 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 12:23


Your place or mine?

163 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 12:33

Yours, I still live with my parents.

Also, you'll need to supply the condoms, the vaseline and the weasel that's been marinated in its own juices. You still up for it?

164 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 13:57

Yes, but I'm legally obligated to tell you that I'm an HIV positive convicted sex offender.

Also, I only have a ferret coated with bacon fat. Is this acceptable?

165 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 16:29

Alas, no. You are officially rejected as a partner due to your poor choices in lubricant.

Whatever happened to Little Fishy Foofoo, swimming through the kelp bed?

166 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 19:31

Served for lunch at Rei's Diner.

May I have a refill, please?

167 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 22:35

I think you've had enough triple thick chocolate milkshakes for one night, Fatty.

How about some sparkling mineral water, instead?

168 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 00:54

Water? I asked for a drink, not something to wash in!

Now will you give me my mudslide cocktail or do I have to start a brawl?

169 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 00:58

Brawl it is.

Knife fight or gun fight?

170 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 01:07

Why one or the other? GUNBLADE FIGHT!!

Is the gunblade more awesome than your average ninja pirate alien?

171 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 03:19



172 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 03:53

I have a hard time believing that you didn't just pass out onto your keyboard.

Is narcolepsy that common?

173 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 05:30



174 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 03:07

I told you to use the toilet before we left home! Now you'll just have to wait until we get to the next rest stop.

Now, are you going to sit still and behave, or do I have to turn this car around?

175 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 03:47

Turn the car around.

Didn't you know I'd challenge your authoritay?

176 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 03:49

Do what u want i got a bag....
Now wat do i do with a bad full of shit?

177 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 16:20

I figured this day would come, and that I'd have to kill you for trying to subvert my rule.

If you decide to challenge his authority, turn to page 4.
If you decide to wait until the next rest stop, turn to page 5.

178 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 17:55


But what if turning to page 5, but not making it challenges his authority. Does page 5 say, "go to page 4"?

179 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 18:12

No, page 5 says "you have died."

Why do I always lose Choose Your Own Adventure games?

180 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 18:47

Because you try to fuck every girl you come across. They may be japanese, but they still frown on gigolo play.

So any games where the protagonist does get to bonk every girl?

181 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 21:38

Most of the time, after getting all the endings, the game will unlock a secret harem ending.

Is this the secret headquarters of the Internet Hate Machine?

182 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 22:09

No, this is Patrick.

Remember when Spongebob Squarepants was funny?

183 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 02:39

Gaybob Queerpants was NEVER funny.

What the hell's the matter with you?

184 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 02:44


What the hell's the matter with Agent U?

185 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 07:32

He's mostly pissed off that he can't pull off Agent V's alliteration shtick nearly as well. There's too few words beginning with U that can be strung together.

What the hell's the matter with the Cabal?

186 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 12:37

They got assimilated by the Elitist Superstructure.

What will you do when the Elitists come for you?

187 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 17:10

I'm not into the whole Pax Tsukaru thing.

If all the people in Australia suddenly vanish from an IRC channel all at once, do we only have 12 hours left to live?

188 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 22:26

No, stingrays can't swim that fast.

What is your major malfunction?

189 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 22:35

A trick knee. The doctor said that if it ever festers, I'll be dead within a matter of minutes.

What is a pyle anyway?

190 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 23:33

It's like a heap, but smaller and neater.

Have you forgotten about Asia Carrera already?

191 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 00:17

no, I just needed to tell some different jokes.

What is the square root of Asia Carrera?

192 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 02:00

Asia Carrera.

Asia Carrera?

193 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 04:15

No thanks.

Can we never mention Asia Carrera again?

194 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 07:29

Asia Carrera.

What's Snacks's tripcode?

195 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 14:21

That's classified information.

My cat is currently coughing up furballs and stomach acid on regular basis, though I groom her daily. Can you recommend a dietary aid to reduce this?

196 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 15:02

Change her diet. Get her on more natural foods. Wellness brand worked for my cat.

Why are farm cats so uniformly scrawny?

197 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 17:58

They live an active lifestyle, enjoying fresh air and feasting on rodent protein. For all intents, they're on the Atkins Diet.

How do you get a cat to pee on the little paper strip?

198 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 20:43

Tape it to the cat.

Suppose a person found a fairly obvious way to circumvent the payment system for a wireless hotspot and set up a free relay for it. Is this morally wrong?

199 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 22:06

no since people who don't password protect need to learn their lesson somehow.

shold people password protect their butts?

200 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 00:13

No, as forgetting your password after eating bean burritos at Taco Bell could prove to be incredibly disastrous and embarrassing.

Worst sport ever: Gridiron or Synchronized Swimming?

201 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 04:51

Is Synchronized Swimming even a sport?

202 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 05:04

Yes. It's in the Olympics.

Are you allowed to answer the previous question and ask the next one at the same time?

203 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 11:26

Is that a rhetorical question?

204 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 15:06

Probably, as was yours, so I'm not going to pay attention to it.

So, >>195, did the change of diet stop the hairballs?

205 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 17:02

>>204 Not yet. Also, it's quite disgusting to step on a fresh hairball when you're only wearing socks.

Considering I spend over 40 hours a week in my office, how do I convince my boss I deserve an Aeron?

206 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 15:32

Kick him in the nuts with a steel-toed boot. While he recuperates in a hospital, switch his expensive dotcom-era Aeron for your shitty little kiddy chair.

Considering I don't like being brought to court for assault and battery, how do I convince the cops not to bust me?

207 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 00:13

Tell them it was a joke, and anybody who took it seriously is dumber than people who think Mortal Kombat video games are the leading cause of murder of youths.

When does the Nevada girl get out of prison?

208 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 02:29

It is unknown, but understand that when she does get out, she'll know how to make a shank out of just about anything and already knows well how to use it. Just a heads up, you pervert.

Is the NSA monitoring DQN? If so, what could they learn?

209 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 06:17

Yes, they are; results thus far have been inconclusive, but we have a 24x7 DQN monitoring section analyzing the posts.

Er... I mean... uh, I did say "they", not "we", right?

210 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 13:36

As one of the Elite five (Squeeks is back!), I cannot disavow your actions, Mister Three. Don't worry, the monitors will scrub these tapes removing your misstatements, except for the copy I stow away for blackmail purposes.

Why on earth was '' already taken? I thought it was an original joke.

211 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 19:59

It was probably purchased by an Indiana man.

Does Indiana make anything more important than corn?

212 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 20:10

Corn holes.

What's the best kind of pie?

213 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 00:50

apple pie made from real apple computers.

are there any phone numbers more popular than 867-5309?

214 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 02:01

555-5555 is, I believe, even more popular.

Where does that numbar go anyway?

215 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 23:58

it is a joke number that goes to nowhere.

Do phone numbers that were created for Japanese dating sims during the 1980s still work?

216 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 05:09


Do you have any Japanese dating sims from the 1980s that I could borrow?

217 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 04:18

Try MS-DOS instead; it's far more entertaining and user-friendly, and only slightly less erotic.

Why do Hollywood movies still insist on portraying all futuristic computer wizardry as either rudimentary and text-based or magical virtual reality cyberspace land?

218 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 05:00

Because watching real computers/hacking is about as visually interesting as watching painted grass grow.

Like how I mixed those metaphors there?

219 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 05:07

You get an "A" for effort, but I prefer more clever and original similes.

Just how close can I get to correcting minor nuances of the previous post without regard for context before being referred to the appropriate thread?

220 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 11:56

Not much closer.

Could someone please refer >>219 to the appropriate thread?

221 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 12:43

yes, I could but I wont.

have you read 1984 by george orwell?

222 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 13:16


Have you?

223 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 17:04

Maybe, but I probably tossed it down the memory hole.

Can I get a hallelujah?

224 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 19:12

Yes. The easiest way is by looking at pr0n of Asia Carrera.

Was that perhaps too predictable?

225 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 00:02

Slightly more than Gay Magic, which is somewhat remarkable.

What's the best way to crush a peanut?

226 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 08:14

An elephant works rather well, I'm told.

So, do you trust the internet?

227 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 15:00

No! The internet lies to me!

Should Hulk Hogan be elected presedent of asia?

228 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 15:02

Only Asia can answer that question.

Speaking of Asia Carrera, isn't she hawt?

229 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 04:30

Dunk her in a tank full of ravenous piranhas, and we'll find out.

Which ones are deadlier, Rio Sao piranhas or just the average Amazonian ones?

230 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 05:16

European Amazonian or African Amazonian?

231 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 12:45

>> 230 yes

What do we have for lunch today?

232 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 13:18


why, do you have a lunch fetish?

233 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 18:14

No, I have an Asia Carrera fetish.

Isn't this better than that old and busted "gay magic" meme?

234 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 19:28

No, not really.

Do I have what it takes to do two university courses at the same time?

235 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 19:53

I should hope so, otherwise you'd be really lazy.

What do you do if you really are lazy?

236 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 21:12

Spread the course out to 5-6 years.

Will there ever be another great social movement? A great stirring of the people, a great change?

237 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 22:08


Am I right?

238 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 23:17


Am I wrong?

239 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 23:41


Why is there no value to learning dutch?

240 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 00:59

Because it hurts the throat.

Then what's a good language to learn?

241 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 01:24

Elvish. You get to be khing, if only for a day.

How come, compared to hiragana, katakana is angular and creepy?

242 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 04:47

because you touch yourself at night

why is it so hard to sustain the tipsy feeling when your drunk!?!?

243 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 05:20

Drinking is a man's pursuit and not for silly college kids.

What's the best beer in the world?

244 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 06:01


Does anyone here have change for a dollar? The vending machine won't take quarters.

245 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 12:30

I only have rupies

How cool would ruby tipped bullets be

246 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 15:52

Not very. Corundums have a rather low thermal capacity. On the plus side they wouldn't be very hot either.

How come my touching myself at night is the reason for all my mishaps?

247 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 21:49

Because your mind is to occupied with Asia Carerra to remember anything else

If Asia Carerra cast a gay magic spell, what would happen?

248 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 03:57

Your testicles would explode into a fine pink mist. And then she'd finish casting the spell and you'd be T∴∵∴∵AN∴∵A∴∵S∴∵∴∵I∴N∵∴∵∴∵N

249 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 03:59

Is it too late to ask a question and salvage my dignity from thread-structure-terrorism?

250 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 12:38

Yes, depart before the burden on your soul grows too large.

How can I ever experience joy knowing that so many others suffer in the world?

251 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 12:46


252 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 13:53


why must you speak in moon language?

253 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 14:30



254 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 15:33

Nenhum obrigado, mim não estão com fome.

What happens if you drink only salt water with every meal?

255 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 15:57

the salt drastically alters the mineral balance of your body, leading to dehydration.

shouldn't the sea be clorinated in order to protect surfers from fish piss?

256 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 17:04

Fish piss is extremely healthy, and thus should be encouraged.

Shouldn't fish piss be served at more restaurants?

257 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 18:59

It is, it's called "Mountain Dew".

Why is /b/ so boring these days?

258 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 19:35

because the /b/tards got darwin awards.

what would be a /b/ user's most likely cause of death?

259 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 19:54

Dehydration and mineral loss from excessive bouts of meme regurgitation.

Where are my fucking keys?

260 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 21:12

Probably right where you fucking left them.

Do you think the Grandpa threads will go back to being funny?

261 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 02:04

No. He has been given several chances to improve, and have we seen results yet?! Grandpa needs Kervorkian.

Is any anime crappier than Yakin Byoutou?

262 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 03:11

I have no clue what that is, but science has proven that there is no logistical limit to the level of crappiness in Japanese animation.

What hasn't science done?

263 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 08:23

brought peace the to world without mindless destruction (fuck you)

why is my cat under the impression that knocking valuable shit on the floor and breaking it is a good thing?

264 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 17:09

Your cat is performing subtle experiments in gravitic manipulation as well as attempting to improve your rather shabby cleaning skills. Rather than complaining, you should be thankful.

Should I answer the phone?

265 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 17:25

No, you should let the answering machine get it and decide whether you should pick up based on the quality of their message.

How do I keep my girlfriend happy?

266 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 17:39

Introduce her to me and get the hell out of the way.

Was that too cold?

267 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 17:48

no, liquid nitrogen is too cold.

what percentage of people think all air conditioning chemicals are called freon?

268 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 01:56


what's a good way to make money without too much effort?

269 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5100 06:28

A printing press.

Is losing your other virginity to Bubba too much effort? I'm sure he'd be willing to do all the work.

270 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5100 09:08

Bubba's standards are too high. Cletus and Huck are not so discriminating.

Don't you know anything about cars?

271 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5100 14:06

I know which end to hold.

Is it going to rain all day today?

272 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 12:47

Yes, it is going to have been rained the whole day yesterday, which from your viewpoint was your today.

When will you pay me back the money you owe?

273 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 17:19

When you stop screwing my wife.

Why are you so far away from me?

274 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 17:36

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

What are you doing in the tree outside my window?

275 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 17:46

I'm watching you undress.

Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?

276 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 17:49

It accompanies my bosom in an agreeable manner.

What do you say to someone when everything has already been said?

277 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 17:56



278 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 18:18


What the hell spawned that meme, anyway?

279 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 18:53

The Internet.

Is the Internet more like a big truck or a series of tubes?

280 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 19:47

It's like Schrödinger's cat. You never know if it's 404 until you look.

I'm looking for my cat, can a psychic help me?

281 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 02:58

They won't find your cat, but they'll help empty your wallet.

What color is the internet?

282 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 03:22


What sound does it make?

283 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 03:56

Imagine a million souls of all ages, races, and genders, screaming in pain and agony for an eternity. Now play it backwards, at 4x speed, so you're not sure whether you should laugh at or be disturbed by it. This is the sound of the Internet.

Can people copyright long strings of 1s and 0s?

284 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 10:33

Sure, even quite short strings such as 00001001111110010001000100000010100111010111010011100011010110111101100001000001010101101100010101100011010101101000100011000000, when converted to hexadecimal, are copyrighted.

Why are Reimu's armpits more erotic than anything on Earth?

285 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 13:35

Because that is as much ero as a Touhou fan can handle. No more, and no less.

Have you noticed the constant improvements in IOSYS's releases from C70 through C72? And why are they doing song parodies?

286 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 15:14

Because you touch yourself at night.

Why do the masturbatory habits of a single DQN have such an impact on this, and other world affairs?

287 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 15:53

Because you touch yourself at night.

What percentage of DQN didn't see this answer coming?

288 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 16:38

Because you touch yourself at night.

Was that a non sequitur?

289 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 17:10

Because night touches you at yourself?

This is not a question.

290 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 18:57



291 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 20:17

I'm not sure. Either way, this is getting quite silly, stop it.

How many years left before Python leaves general cultural knowledge?

292 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 20:30

Don't trust Python. The Delphic Oracle is much more accurate and reliable.

How do we prevent squirrels from crashing the internet?

293 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 23:40

By fapping to more Asia Carrera pr0n.

Are you with me?

294 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 03:34


Are you against me?

295 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 04:58

When you are against yourself, no, when you are for yourself, yes.

How can I persuade my most intimate lady friends to engage in sexual relations with me?

296 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 05:35

>>295 Have you tried the Ab-Abber 2000?

How can I come up with witty things to post in message boards?

297 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 21:52

Find witty things that other people have posted in message boards, and post them again.

Are there other ways?

298 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 22:10

there are not as many ways as there are tribbles.

Should I write a book?

299 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 23:00

No, but perhaps write a check instead. Address it to one Mr. ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃. Leave the amount field blank, this creates suspense.

What defines a plant as a weed, other than it's hardiness and prevalence?

300 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 23:35

All about context, and whether people want it growing wherever it is or not.

Why is 300GET so much less satisfying than, say, 200 or 500?

301 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 23:53

Because you're not a true Spartan.

Where did it all go wrong?

302 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 00:01

It was the day we all became aware of stuff.

If ignorance is bliss, why are the members of the KKK so pissed off?

303 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 00:30

It is relative ignorance.

Why does no one respond to my threads?

304 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 00:34

Because you're not as pretty as Asia Carrera.

Why do my cats stare at me and make little cat noises in the night?

305 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 18:28

They're plotting to take over the wold.

Would you, for one, welcome our new feline overlords?

306 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 20:40

I'd do it for the fish.

Why is it that Ana Coppola has an Italian name and not British?
And also, why does Asuka Langley Souryu have a British name and not German?

307 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 21:47

That's 2 questions.

Which one should I answer first?

308 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 21:59

The one you understand best.

Why is Neon Genesis Evangeilion so loved by so many otaku?

309 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 01:15

Because of its deep psychological exploration of all the significant characters, something never previously seen in anime. Also, shy, depressed, borderline-hikikomori otaku feel a certain kinship with the shy, depressed, borderline-hikikomori protagonist.

Were you expecting a silly answer?

310 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 02:16

Considering how many of us are severely Wapanese, I believe he meant the question to be rhetorical.

How many people are still posting in DQN?

311 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 02:37

Evangeilion is gei.

312 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 04:53

Two or three, I think.

How does SAoVQ compare to DQN?

313 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 21:57

DQN > *

How many years will pass before people stop inventing Chuck Norris facts?

314 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 06:41

There are no Chuck Norris facts, Chuck Norris is a work of fiction.

How many of the Chuck Norris facts were originally Vin Diesel facts?

315 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 07:03

All of them except for one, but that one wasn't funny either.

Why do dicks get big?

316 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 08:52

Because they eat so much pussy.

Why do cocks stay so small?

317 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 19:42

Because you touch yourself at night.

What should I eat for lunch?

318 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 20:13


Which letter should I carry out?

319 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 20:59

C, because it is www.

I'm going through a mid-life crisis. What kind of motorcycle should I buy? I've never been on one before.

320 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 21:03

Most people carry out W; however, D, Q, and N are also fine choices. Give them all a try and see which one fits your needs.

Where are you carrying it?

321 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 23:09

To the repair shop, because vintage motorcycles leak oil.

What type of oil should I put into a vintage motorcycle?

322 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 23:47


Why is my house falling apart?

323 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5107 00:54

>>322 Because the duct tape got wet, and lost adhesion.

Is there a better adhesive tape than duct tape?

324 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5107 01:31

Yes. Duck tape. It holds birds together.

Did you see that one coming down the Interstate?

325 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5107 10:30

Can't say I did.

I'm going to Yoshinoya tomorrow. What should I eat there?

326 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5107 20:51

Asia Carrera. Eat her softly but with resilience. Her outcries of ecstasy will quench your hunger, making it go to your loins, after which you can transfer it in between her thighs using firm and long thrusts of your hips. Its not on the regular menu, but seriously recommendable.

If I were to elaborate on that story, would you buy it?

327 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5107 21:35

No, but I might download it.

What kind of wine would go well with these hotdogs?

328 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5107 21:59

For the love of all that is good in wine: even the worst ramsj wine does not go well with hotdogs. Don't waste the wine, drink beer. Lager.

Anyway, do you eat goat cheese?

329 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5108 05:38

Only if it's smoked, nyoro~n.

Will you marry me?

330 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5108 07:00

Well, if you pay my family of VIPPERs enough, they might give access to a husband of VIP QUALITY.

Will you bury me?

331 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5109 16:16

Well, if you pay my VIPPER mortician enough, he might give you access to an eternal resting grave of VIP QUALITY.

Will you carry me?

332 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5109 16:20

Yes, if you are Asia Carrera. Especially if nude.

I'm really obsessed with this person, am'nt I?

333 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5109 22:59


334 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 01:47

Yes, posting that creepy face in every odd thread is rather disturbing.

If you were on death row, what would you choose to have for your last meal?

335 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 01:51

Something with lots of explosives in it.

Did you come to praise me?

336 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 01:57

Nay, I come with retribution on the palm of my right hand and a gross melted Baby Ruth in my jeans pocket.

If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, how many fig bars would you eat?

337 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 01:20

none. I'd eat beans, and not those fart-free beans for total pussies. I want to blow the lid off my coffin with a postmortem fart.

What is the coolest looking coffin ever made?

338 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 20:02

Must be one of those Egyptian sarcophagi. They certainly knew how to be buried with style.

Where should I go to purchase a large quantity of black-market ivory?

339 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 02:39


Where in Africa can I find a Starbucks?

340 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 02:44



341 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 02:49


Is you fucking?

342 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 03:17

A fucking is me!

Why am I so awfuly low? why do I feel a glow, just thinking of you, and the way you look tonight?

343 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 06:03

Because you'll never be as great a crooner as Frank Sinatra, no matter how many duets you sing.

Better name for your vagina: Malcom or Brian?

344 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 12:57

Mike Hunt

What is the best joke name in history.

345 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 17:34

Seymore Butts

Is school worth it?

346 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 18:06

It is if your IQ is above 95, otherwise, just be a bum.

Would you like fries with that?

347 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 18:10

I would say that the criminal record was worth it in itself.

How come so few people can spell "Seymour Butts" correctly?

348 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 20:26

Because it isn't hip to spell it correctly

Will my girlfriend like me for it if I take the effort to break up our relation, which we're mutually convinced is doomed to fail anyway?

349 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 20:29

we dont believe you have a relationship, but no.
why do i feel that everything that can be said has already been said?

350 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 22:29

cuz your an idiot

is correct punctuation worth using

351 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 00:25

Yes. This may end up saving your life when the grammarians and their punctuationist stooges finally seize power.

What is the punctuationist equivalent of Kristallnacht?

352 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 04:39

"Night of the Stabbing Semicolon."

Semicolons are useful, right?

353 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 16:01

Sure. An intestinal bypass is generally better than getting your stomach stapled.

Is lol really the equivalent of c++'s ';' ?

354 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 16:36

No, you're thinking of desu -- lol is the equivalent of the semicolon in C.

I've heard tuna can kill you from mercury poisoning. How much would I have to eat to kill myself?

355 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 00:57

Seven hundred thousand tunas. Less might work too.

How do I stop hating everybody else?

356 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 07:27

Start hating yourself and go from there.

Why did I buy a 12 year old e-book that no modern software can decipher?

357 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 07:39

You're a noob

Why threads like this are so goddamn popular?

358 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 07:44

Because cannot use people posting in it correct English syntax.

What is the ultimate one-hit-kill technique, and how do I master it?

359 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 13:03

Shot between the eyes. Buy a gun and practice, practice, practice.

Do guns kill people?

360 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 15:17

No, getting shot kills people.

Why do people keep asking this?

361 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 15:33

Because the truth exists beyond the gate.

Have you lost it?

362 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 16:28


Lost what?

363 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 17:15 a television show that many people find entertaining.

Found a peanut?

364 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 17:48

No, just five boring dollars.

Why am I unhappy?

365 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 20:48

You haven't consumed enough.

Why am I fat?

366 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 20:52

You have consumed the bits that >>364 had not.

What are we talking about?

367 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5120 17:45

Whatever you want to talk about, baby.

Do you visit ii/wakachan too, or just 4-ch?

368 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5120 18:49

Just 4-ch.

Why do I keep visiting even though I never find anything for me here?

369 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5120 20:31

The jones kicked in. That's how it happens. You start small, think you can handle it, then the jones kicks in.

How do I get the monkey off my back without the shakes kicking in?

370 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 00:00

Shock the monkey.

Don't you know you're going to shock the monkey?

371 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 03:17

I've already shocked the monkey, thanks.

Would you like two free iPod nanos?

372 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 03:35

Not if I can have Asia Carrera instead.

Why is my cat whinier than usual tonight?

373 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 04:49

I'm certain it's an ill omen of impending tragedy, or the feline is hungry.

Why keep puzzling over the random and inexplicable nature of a cat when one could just get a predictable and emotionally unambiguous dog?

374 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 11:14

The cat comes with a free chocolate ice cream cone.

You aren't lactose-intolerant, are you?

375 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 13:21

Actually, I am, and it would punish everyone around me more than even myself to have real ice cream.

Do you know any good fart jokes?

376 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 20:08

No, that's an oxymoron.

Is there honour among thieves?

377 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 06:35

The older they are, the more honor there is.

Would you vote for Havelock Vetinari?

378 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 06:44

No, my vote belongs to Ron Paul

So, anyone beat the unbeatable game yet? The farthest I ever got was beating kuma and tanasinn

379 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 07:39

You just lost the game.

When is too much too much?

380 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 14:12


What kind of insect would you prefer to eat with your breakfast cereal?
Also, what kind of cereal would taste best with that insect?

381 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 15:51

Horseflies. Because I'm hung like one, and I believe in rhino magic.

How come some people have two questions, or zero?

382 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 19:12

Math is hard.

What should I do with all the old cheese in my refridgerator?

383 Name: TrippytheTripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5124 20:25

Throw it at some passing children.

Have you released YOUR mittens today?

384 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 20:33

My mittens are all free-range mittens.

Was Senator Craig arrested for being gay?

385 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 12:39

No, he was arrested for being fabulous.

Where does DQN keep it's spare change?

386 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 13:03

In its pocketses.

I've had a DJ Sharpnel song stuck in my head for six weeks. Is there a cure?

387 Name: ☆ MEGA VIP EUROSTAR☆ : 1993-09-5125 16:41



388 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 17:21

I haven't heard of any one in Tokyo, so it is probably true.

Who are the one, and what do you call an individual from that group?

389 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 18:48

The one are all, and there are no individuals.

What are fun things to do with a girlfriend besides sex?

390 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 00:44


How do I get this homosexual out of the tree in my front yard?

391 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 02:04

They can become dangerous when the nest is threatened; It's best to call animal control or your friendly neighbourhood Orkin Man.

If you could be stranded on a desert island with any type of undead, which type would it be?

392 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 12:19

Definitely zombies. Sure, they don't make for very good conversation, but they're reallBRAAAIIIIIIIINS


393 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 14:40



394 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 16:57

Overpriced junk.

Sony VIAO?

395 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 18:35

No, Sony doesn't have anything special in their PC category, excluding their ultra compact one.

Acer Ferrari?

396 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5127 06:38

Sure, why not. You can mail that crap to me within six weeks.
This is a written contract and I will sue you if you don't follow through.

Would you cover the postage for me, I left my wallet in my other pair of hot pants?

397 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5127 17:04

Certainly. I'm not a small man; I can cover nearly any small sum of currency with ease.


398 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5127 18:09

Stop playing bad browser games.

Why is dutch history so boring?

399 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5127 21:07

It's only boring if you consider their mercantile exploits uninteresting!

So, read any good books lately?

400 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5127 23:35


401 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5128 00:07

Yes. Yes, I have.

Who wants to know?

402 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5128 19:05

This is the FBI.

Is this your copy of The Anarchist Cookbook?

403 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5129 09:33

No. But the SJ Games sourcebook next to it is mine.

What's the matter, occifer?

404 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5129 09:57


The grammar police have a warrant out for your arrest.

Why is the superstructure made out of elitism and not steel?

405 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5129 11:01

It is made out of steel girders, but they are covered in elitism to fool impressionable people.

How long will the semanticops interrogate >>404 roughly?

406 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5129 12:31

That would require them finding him first (which they will be unable to do).

Does blood alone move the wheels of history?

407 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5129 17:49

WD-40 helps every once in a while.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

408 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5129 18:04

The hen was inspired to make the egg. The inspiration was a cock, who came first.

How complicated are simple things?

409 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5129 20:25


How simple are complicated things?

410 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5129 21:52


Was that perhaps too obvious?

411 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 01:30


Will you anwser my question by saying "Very."?

412 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 01:32


Does Buddha have the Jesus-nature, or does Jesus have the Buddha nature?

413 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 07:29

>>412 Mu.

Does anyone know what that means?

414 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 10:00


Can you draw a picture?

415 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 11:56

Very yes.

Can you prease dlaw us a pictule?

416 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 15:08

    / ̄|
    |  |
    |  |. ∧_∧
  ,―    \( ・∀・ )
 | ___)   |  ノ
 | ___)   |)_)
 | ___)   |

So, how 'bout dem Yankees?

417 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 16:03

They're far superior to the Mets, whom the Phillies have been crushing with surprising regularity.

Should I pay a contractor $2100 to rewire my house, or risk fishing everything myself?

418 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 20:00

Pay the contractor. They at least understand that while fishes may conduct electricity in the short term, wiring your house with them is a really bad idea that has no good sides to it whatsoever.

Did you forget to say please?

419 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 20:36

I never forget.
How do I stay awake in my biology class?

420 Name: Insert nothing here : 1993-09-5130 22:09

clip a clothespin on to your genitalia underneath your clothes.

Why does kim chee taste so good nida?

421 Name: Insert nothing here : 1993-09-5130 22:19

Kim chee gives you superhuman strength.

If kim chee gives you superpowers, don't you wonder what the coreans would be like without it?

422 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5131 05:09

Not really, but maybe it would be much like Popeye after coming down off a Spinach binge.

If Korea is Popeye, Japan is Olive Oyl, and China is Bluto, which nation is Eugene the Jeep?

423 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5134 06:09

One of those pacific countries that's really more of a loose association of 3-tribe islands.

And in this arrangement, who is Swee'pea?

424 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5134 06:13

Swee'pea would be Laos or Cambodia. Constantly in danger, and usually forgotten about.

Now would decorating my room to look the Killing Field of Cambodia attract more strange pussy into my den of intrigue?

425 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5134 11:52

No, because they'd have to have been there already to know what it looks like.

Why do we cling to the past?

426 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5134 15:24

Static. You should use fabric softener during the rinse cycle.

How many people does Crown Prince Willem of Holland need to kill to claim the British throne?

427 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5134 16:51

Eight-Hundred Two members of European royalty (not including those skipped for succession) must meet the axe. Although he forfeited his succession rights upon marriage, so it may be necessary to hack up twice that amount and then perhaps wage a war of conquest.

Why did I bother researching that?

428 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5134 17:17

>>426 asked.

How can bath towels get dirty, if you're always clean when you use them?

429 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5134 20:56


Because we're all dirty and sin filled since birth.

Now was Jesus really a negroid?

430 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5135 22:10

>> 429

He actually looked like Osama bin Laden.

Why are Republicans so prone to sex scandals?

431 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 00:38

Because they are naturally in a prone position.

Where can a respected member of the U.S. Senate go for some glory hole action?

432 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 02:36

There is no such thing as a respected member of the U.S. Senate.

Why is this man insulting himself?

433 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5140 20:28

Woa... that's exactly what I was puzzled about. I have absolutely no idea. This question must be answered!

434 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5141 09:04

Because he is a douchebag.

Now why didn't the asshole above me ask a question?

435 Name: TrippytheTripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5141 09:18

You already answered yourself.

Should I sing you a song for your birthday?

436 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5141 10:46

I'd rather have money.

Why am I up so early today?

437 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5141 12:17

Because you couldn't sleep knowing that you left your DQN on the counter.

What was the last thing you drank?

438 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5141 12:18


How old are you in DQN years?

439 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5141 17:25

29. And at this rate, I'll be 29 forever. That's not exactly a bad thing, as my mother remained 29 until she graduated from college.

Do you prefer cinder blocks or milk crates to create modular dorm room furniture?

440 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5141 17:40

They are both way beyond my budget, so I make due with large rocks and piles of sod and sphagnum.

In what shape would you make a device capable of destroying the Earth, and where would you keep it?

441 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5141 18:25

I would cast it in the liking of my ex-girlfriend, and I would keep it as far away from me as earthly possible. There is a small chance that I have already done this.

Is the very act of saying "I'm not bitter" self-negating? I think it is, but I can't explain why.

442 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5141 19:00

Yes, It's a statement meant to absolve the speaker of anything they says before or after.
Other self-negating statements include:

  • I'm smart (no intelligent person would need to communicate this)
  • I don't hate... (everyone hates, unless they are a robot)
  • I like classical music (weak attempt to show a range of taste and culture; speaker prefers Limp Bizkit)

Is there a word for embarrassment felt on behalf of another who should be embarrassed but is too stupid to feel as such?

443 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5141 19:19


What should I do about this heart attack I'm having?

444 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5141 20:52


What should I do with >>443's earthly possessions, now that he doesn't need them any longer?

445 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5141 23:42


Sell them to me.

Now does anyone want his toaster?

446 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5142 03:03

No, your stuck with the toaster along with all his Larry the Cable Guy merchandise and his cock ring collection.

What should I do with the money gained from selling >>443's old crap?

447 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5142 03:41

Join a secret area of VIP Quality.

I'd like to become a true individualist. How can I make myself stand out from the crowd?

448 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5142 03:57

Join a secret area of VIP Quality. And maybe listen to some Simple Plan.

Will things be different if I move to the city?

449 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5142 04:03

It depends on a simple thing:

Is there a secret VIP club in that city?

450 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5142 10:31

Sometimes paying enough involves causing a secret VIP club to spring into existence where there was none before.

Would I still have to pay for access?

451 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5142 18:46

Well now that's a silly question, I refuse to help you solve something so basic.

I am certain that Daddy Cool is a registered sex offender, but I can't match his alias or with any person in any government database. Is this him?

452 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 18:32

I think there's still an eternal FREE TRIAL WEEK going on.

453 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5145 15:33

>>452 Don't question it.

Why does five gallons of Drylock cost $92!?

454 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5145 23:54

Because you're getting the QUALITY that comes with DADDYCOOL brand!

Can you feel it?

455 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5146 05:40

◕ ◡ ◕

Who the fuck is that?

456 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5146 19:42

I'm not sure

Why won't you give our love another chance?!

457 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5146 23:13

Because what we had is over now. I'm sorry.

Now will you please give me my cat back?

458 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5146 23:54

The cat you had got ran over now. I'm sorry.

Will you at least leave me the cactus? I love it so much.

459 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5147 00:12

That cactus was left to me by my great-grandmother on the condition that it never leave the family.

Didn't you even bother to bring home the remains?

460 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5147 00:13


The cactus was destroyed in a game of Red Rover. I'm sorry.

Please tell me my pet cockatoo survived.

461 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5147 14:15

Alas, we've already interred the remains of the cockatoo at the old pet semetary here in Maine.

What is the proper way to address the Emperor of Ice Cream during state visits?

462 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5147 18:29

With a proper de-pantsing and a cheery rape.

Does he have sprinkles? I love sprinkles.

463 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 17:47

I don't understand your question.

What the hell are sprinkles?

464 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 21:05

Jimmies, you damn Bostonian.

lol arn't i so RaNdOm? ^____^

465 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 00:18

You are t3h Penguin of D00M! LOL ^_______^

Why is my ass bleeding so much?

466 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 06:13

There's a large cock in your ass.

467 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 07:50

Why didn't >>466 ask a question?

468 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 12:25

I don't know, >>467

Why didn't you provide an answer?

469 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 14:50

Because there wasn't a question.

What's in the center of a tootsieroll?

470 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 14:56

A tootsie that died of suffocation.

What's in the center of a duckroll?

471 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 15:13

A duck that is cooked.

What is the meaning of life, non-numerical?

472 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 15:26

noun- the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.

What's the password?

473 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 15:49

The password is life, the universe, and everything.

What's the username?

474 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 15:53


Do you think it's time to resurrect the "Asia Carrera" meme?

475 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 17:32

God no.

Delicious flat chest, or giant boobs?

476 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 18:16

Asia Carrera has giant boobs, of course.

Was that perhaps too predictable?

477 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 18:29

No. I like big boobs.

Oppai, yes?

478 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 19:02

Yes, but only manageable ones - my favorite size is not too small but not too big. Maybe B-cup.

What's the best way to fondle a girl's nipples when she's not very sensitive on them?

479 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 21:06

Teeth, definitely the teeth.

If I practice Mongolian throat-singing for a decade, will I learn to bite and suck at the same time?

480 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 21:32

If so, you may be highly qualified for a wonderful career as a fluffer! Ask an Adult Variety Artist for more information about job opportunities in this quickly growing field!

Penny for the old guy?

481 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 21:40

Hell, here's a dollar.

Where's a good place to do a turnaround during a solo in Autumn Leaves?

482 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 23:24

At the 8 bar mark, skip ahead 4 bars, finish your riff, and then get back on the changes.

What is the deal with airline food?

483 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 23:55

Americans cook all of it.

Why am I so ronery ?

484 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 02:33

Because your posting on DQN rather than enjoying human contact, sirry.

Why am I so positive despite the hopelessness and triviality of human existence?

485 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 02:40

Because you know something we don't.

When was the last time you laughed?

486 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 03:33

Just now, when I saw the word 'boobs'.
But after reading your own answer, I am lost in existential thought and will be unable to laugh for some time.

When was the last time you cried?

487 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5195 02:16

when I saw the 2009 Nissan GT-R

Is there a more perfect car design than the 2002 GT-R NuR Spec?

488 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 03:31

Yes, but John DeLorean took it with him to the grave.

How did the Yakov Smirnoff version of this thread become more popular and humorous?

489 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 03:53

Because putting words in other people's mouths never gets old.

I have to give an advocacy speech on Monday. Any ideas for a topic?

490 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 05:04

Gay magic.

Why has it been since >>247 that gay magic was last discussed in this thread?

491 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 06:23

Because 4-ch has forgotten its roots.

What is the point of living?

492 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 06:26

Saves energy; committing suicide is a bother.

Is there something wrong with being lazy?

493 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 21:27

Not getting everything done at once.

How come "root" doesn't refer to sex with animals anymore?

494 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 21:49

Because fucking animals is passé now.

Why is fucking animals passé?

495 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 02:36

(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ Everything has been done before.

Do you believe?

496 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 04:58

I believe in the magic

Do you wanna be a VIP Star?

497 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 09:54

I want to be a star of the gay magic.

Do you engage in gay Magic?

498 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 10:25

Who doesn't?

Can I have a dollar?

499 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 16:15

Yes. If you pay me five bucks first.

Can I have a shekel?

500 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 16:21

No, I gave my last shekel to daddycool.

Can I have a solid gold house and a rocket car?

501 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 21:44

Only if you are very rich or very short.

What happens when something sucks and blows at the same time?

502 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5206 03:51

The universe explodes.

If I'm going to ask you for something, are you going to ask the next poster for something instead of asking a question?

503 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5206 05:19

Yes. However, since only two people are participating in this thread, it works out anyway.

Did you want to ask me for something?

504 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5206 05:57

Yes, I wanted a panda.

Got any threes?

505 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5206 05:59

Go fish.

Got any threes?

506 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5206 07:28

Go fish.

Got any threes?

507 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5206 07:55

Yes, two.

Do you want them?

508 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5206 19:02

Not really.

What was the name of that song? You know, with the words and the melody? That one. You know the one.

509 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5206 20:16

'Starship Trooper' by Yes.

How do I get a date without hiding the fact that I'm mentally ill and indigent?

510 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5206 20:27


Did I leave the oven on?

511 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5206 20:45

Yes, but it's irrelevant because you also left the door unlocked, and now some jerk has stolen your oven along with everything else.

Would you like to buy an oven?

512 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5206 21:02


How much?

513 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5207 01:56

Six-hundred quataloos.

Do you have stairs in your house?

514 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5207 03:00


515 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5207 03:58

I am homeless.

Can you help push me into my box?

516 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5207 11:09

If by your box, you mean that hollow cube made of pure gold, sure thing!

Can I have fries with that?

517 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5207 13:49

No, you may not have fries with that.

What the fuck is your deal?

518 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5207 14:32

Seven card stud, high low, eight must. Of COURSE nothing's wild, you total wussbag.

Who forgot to kick in their ante?

519 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5207 20:46

I don't know, sorry.

Has eternal September settled over 4-ch?

520 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 21:42

Am I doing it right?

521 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 11:17

Eternal? No, I'm pretty sure it started earlier this year.

If whales have whale song, what do mooses have?

522 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 12:16

>>520 No.
>>521 Moose-sick.

What do three-spined-stickle-backs have?

523 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 22:47

The steadfast love of Mario's brother Luigi.

Do you think we should talk about Asia Carrera some more?

524 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 05:36


The cyberdemon is blocking the way to the BFG-9000 and I only have a pistol. What now?

525 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 05:51


526 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 12:39

ITT >>626 does it wrong.

Why does Asia Carrera still have so many fans, even though she no longer does pr0n?

527 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 20:01

cos she's still so hot

Why is >>626 gonna be such a retard?

528 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 00:11


Wouldn't it be cool to be named Mongo Lloyd?

529 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 00:45

Sure, if you're just a pawn in game of Life.

Should I go straight to work, or go to college?

530 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 02:18

Stop! Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

Do you ever visit any other *chan boards?

531 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 05:57

No, I can't say I do.

What's a "*chan board"?

532 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 06:22

starchan boards are a deep secret held by the elitist superstructure, they feature trains and song threads.

533 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 14:52

Why didn't >>532 ask me a question?

534 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 17:01

because you touch yourself at night

where can i buy mittens

535 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 17:16

( ゚ ヮ゚) half the fun of mittens is knitting them!

( ゚ ヮ゚) Why do you look like a mongoose?

536 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 00:35

Because you touch yourself at night.

Why oh why oh why oh, did I ever leave Ohio?

537 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 03:03


Because Ohio sucks.

Why is SOCOM Navy Seals on the PSP so damn hard?

538 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 05:00

Because you suck at the vidya.
Why does PS3 have no games?

539 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 10:15

because its essentially a dvd player.


540 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 10:26

it's a penis with 3 and a half stars attached to it.

Do I wanna try Pangya for the golf or the loli?

541 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 11:39


Why do I suddenly feel the urge to score a delicious hole-in-one into a loli ?

542 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 15:16

because you're a paedophillic golf player.

How many people are actually writing in this thread?

543 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 19:11

Both of us.

Why did I want one lucky drive before, when I would far prefer a thousand putts before sinking a long slow one?

544 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 20:15

Because you touch your gold balls at night.

So, come here often?

545 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 03:13

Very. Also, I think Asia Carrera is a pretty cool chick. She makes pr0n and doesn't afraid of anything.

See what you've done?

546 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 04:17

i've answered a question which could mean anything >_<

Do leeches burst when squeezed?

547 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 04:27

Yes, releasing a toxin that eats through skin.

Why does my kitten not like getting touched?

548 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 05:34

Your kitten has a history of being raped.

Why is the internet so distracting?

549 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 10:01


550 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 19:29

What consequences does Mr Asknoquestions face?

551 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 21:48

Mr. Buggerstick the convicted felon's cock penetrating his virgin anus without lube.

Whatever became of Jesus' foreskin?

552 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 05:50

We are sure to find out in the upcoming Indiana Jones movie.

What long-dead movie series will be revived next with the same aging actors?

553 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 07:24


554 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 10:21

When is it a good day to spell enemies?

555 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 13:06

Today, but when is today exactly?

556 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 15:24

For you, it's 1993-09-5273 13:06

Wanna cuddle?

557 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 17:19


Sure, but I have to fart.

Where is the cake?

558 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 17:22

I'd tell you, but I'd be lying.

What's the best method for leaving messages with a receptionist that will actually get a return call from a decision maker?

559 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 17:46

Ask for voicemail.

Why is the date on DQN sometime in 1993?

560 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 19:51

Why is the "General" section of 4-ch full of shit threads and nothing but?

561 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 22:41

Because everyone with any sense knows DQN has the answer to everything.

Why don't they use the same units for hat, shoe and bra sizes?

562 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 03:55


563 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 05:27

We don't want to encourage stuffing breasts into shoes.

What is dove?

564 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 09:29

I see what you're trying to do, but I'm not going to baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

What is glove?

565 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 14:16

What the man who had 5 penises pants fit like.

What is to blave?

566 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 17:07

It is the bleating of sheep who have formed a conclave.

What motivates Papa Smurf?

567 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 19:06

Love, and a desire to share.

If I accidentally tap the foot of the person in the stall next to me in a public restroom, should I pretend nothing happened or apologize loudly, insisting I'm not gay?

568 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 19:55

Proceed to kick his foot firmly and yell at him, in an attempt to pass of your gay advances as being offended by his smell.

Should I ask Eirin to save me?

569 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 21:14

No, you can save yourself.

Should I go here or to SAoVQ?

570 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 21:43

Preferably, that should be done in a toilet.

What's that behind you?

571 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 21:48

A grue that I am likely to be eaten by.

What's that coming over the hill?

572 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 21:55

Another hill!

What should I eat for dinner?

573 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 22:00

Corn Pops.

Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

574 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 23:55

The new Corn Pops mascot.

Why can't I stop the pop?

575 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5275 05:04

Because only Asia Carrera can do that.

What's not to like?

576 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5275 11:29

Gay magic.

Why is Gay Magic so dislikeable?

577 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5275 12:41

Because practitioners of Gay Magic must wear bloodstained clothes. And bloodstained clothes is unacceptable in this society, oh no. The children will be scarred for life seeing blood, ignore the gay.

What is the proper technique for a straight punch?

578 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5275 17:06

Avoid the penis, and avoid grappling the penis.

Who would have guessed that the summers of yesteryear would disappear so quickly?

579 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5275 17:27


What are the emergency mittens used for?

580 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5275 17:36


What kind of a silly question was that?

581 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5275 21:28

The kind demanding an equally silly answer.

Can emergency mittens be used in any emergency situation?

582 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5275 23:01

Yes, except emergency situations near the event horizon of a super-massive black hole when, according to Stephen Hawking, they will transform into emergency tubi-grip with a risk that your fingers may become slightly numb.

What happened to the snappy come-back?

583 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 16:50

The jerk store called, they're running out of YOU!

Was that a satisfactory answer, or should I have tried harder to make it fit the question?

584 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 17:03


...but how did you frame the answer?

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 20:28

In a rather inexpensive frame from Ikea, I'm afraid. They're rather crappy, but I like the look of bare pine.

What can I expect to happen on New Years Eve?

586 Name: ( ゚ ゚) : 1993-09-6673 21:00

* bells ring, nothing changes *

Does drinking from glass bottles taste better than drinking from plastic bottles?

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6677 18:30

Yes, and both taste better than drinking from cans.

Is the Squeeks in the box alive, or dead?

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 02:04

Depends on whether he's wearing choco-aisu or poo.

After you become tanasinn, then what?

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 08:17

Well y'see, it's a simple c∵se ∴f ∵∴∵∴∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴f∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

∵∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵d∵∴∵wi∴h a cat?

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 09:21

I bet you'd asking me whenever I'd go on a date with a cat! ...aAand I'd love to! doting up a cat is what I learned to always want to do back in my otaku years.

Why can't I own a Canadian?

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 12:14

>>590, In Sudan or Saudi Arabia, you can, so long as they're not Moslem.

>>592, why do they still demand to see an ID card when I buy a bottle of wine? I'm over thirty. And look it. (;・A・)

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 12:56

They're not asking because of age, but because the very sight of you infuses them with an irrational hatred. They want to learn your name so they can begin stalking you on social networking sites and slowly ruin your life from there.
(The boring answer is that it's easier for them to just card everybody than take a chance.)

>>593, what the hell am I doing here?

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 20:29

>>593 Admiral Stockdale! I heard you was dead!

>>595 What religious pantheon will ZUN tackle next?

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 00:03


What does it mean to truly be free?

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 01:34

You don't have to pay anything, you can just have it.

Which is better: glue stick, PVA or spray adhesive? (No other choices)

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 17:02

Spray adhesive is most versatile.

Why has everyone I know who writes fanfiction suddenly switched from complex, dark, 1990s mecha anime to "My Little Pony" as their preferred fandom?

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 17:38

Unfortunately, nobody watches complex, dark, 1990s mecha anime any more. I can't really answer the second part; I never saw the attraction with My Little Pony. Then again, I am a Touhou obsessive so I doubt I'm in any place to discredit it.

Should my next goal be to 1cc lunatic in one of the games I'm good at or 1cc normal in one of the games I suck at?

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 17:45

>>597 You should try and better yourself in some way by, for example, spending time with someone less abled than you or a sick relative or friend.

What did the petrified forest see to make the trees so scared?

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 21:00

A tin.

What is a philosophical value of my answer to previous poster's question?

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 19:00

Well, going by Nietzsche's philosophical idea of perspectivism, it's whatever you believe it is. More or less. In other words, I have no idea.

What should I attempt to program in Python?

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 19:16

An automated translator from Kanbun to modern Japanese.

How do I find my purpose in life?

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 20:28

>>601 find something you like to do and become very good at it and use your skills to help others. Or do whatever makes you happy.

>>603 Describe the contents of your wallet.

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 20:36

oops wrong thread...

>>604 Why do you think I'm interested in the contents of a dokyun's wallet?

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6708 02:14

The desire to know if you have the same things.

How awesome is DoDonPachi?

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 03:23

Almost as awesome as Touhou.

Why do so few people post on the other boards?

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 03:59

I know that I, for one, don't have a life outside of /lounge/ and /dqn/.

There is a girl online that I have feelings for, and I want her to like me in the same way. How do I do this?

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 12:40

>>606 see this thread

>>608 If you could steal a smooch from any celebrity, who would it be?

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 13:29

>>607 Ronald Reagan
>>608 If you could create your own television show based on a real life celebrity scandal would anybody watch it?

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 13:40

>>608 No. Not even me.

>>610 Can war be justified?

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 14:48

Yes. War can often lead to less overall suffering for the Greater Good. It's still terrible though, and we should explore other options wherever possible.

If you could have one person die and get away with it, who would it be?

( >>606 I hate you, Tokiko )

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 18:12

No one.

Who is Tokiko?

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 18:23

An attention-whore from /jp/, /lounge/, and many other places.

How do you feel about people using names and/or trips on anonymous textboards?

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 20:31

Tripcodes are completely unjustifiable. Anonymity is a messageboard's greatest virtue; why anyone would discard it - or practically deify others who do - is beyond me. Occasionally using names can be pulled off well (for example RedCream), but, in general, using a name just for the sake of having a name is unforgivable. I believe nothing would be lost by forced anonymity.

I always wanted to try crossdressing. Should I order a skirt from Ebay for £0.99?

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 21:53

>>613 For that price you may as well. You could try building up to it by wearing panties and pantyhoses under your clothes when you're out in public, you get a cosy feeling without people staring at you. I'm wearing my girlfriend's panties and my pantyhose just now (−o⌒)

>>615 Do you like Depeche Mode?

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 22:12

I love them!

Do I eat these that just came in the mail today, Saten-san?

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 00:14

>>615 Yes you should! I just ate a pack just now! I hope you like them, they are one of my favourite sweeties. Do you get them in America? Also, it makes me happy to know you are also a depeche mode fan (´ε` )♡

>>617 Would you feel apprehensive about eating sweeties received in the mail from a fellow dokyun? I guess it is understandable...

617 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6711 00:31

Lately I feel apprehensive about lots of things. I guess I'd stuff my mouth full of sweeties just to take my mind off it.

Would dokyun poison sweeties which he plans to send to individualist?

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 02:15

>>617 of course not, individualists are distasteful and dampen my mood but I'd never wish harm on them!

>>619 what's your single favourite image on the Internet?

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 02:25

I don't think a dokyun would poison them... I didn't die, and they were delicious! I really wish they sold them here... I haven't had any candies for a year or two now, and damn were they good. The idea of a dokyun grabbing them for me made them even sweeter. Could be a slow acting poison though. (If you're reading this now, >>447 from that other thread, I want you to know that you really made my month! <3)

What do you think about #seapunk music?

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 16:58

I'm not particularly keen on it.

Roughly, how many people do you think browse DQN?

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 17:48

I can name 6 or 7, I think, myself included.

Who are you?

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 20:25

They call me ( ˃ ヮ˂).

What is your earliest memory?

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 21:22

>>622 Running into the open bathroom door to find my mother naked on the toilet, and I slapped her breasts like bongos and ran away

>>623 Do you worry that your dead relatives watch you while you masturbate?

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 21:23

I mean >>625

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 21:24

No, but I worry Google does.

There are four people trapped in a room with you. Who do you kill to eat first?

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 22:11

What's that smell?

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 23:25

My scented candle and potpourri. I'm so fucking masculine.


628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 23:41


What did I say?

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 00:41

You said:

> いいよ。下手くそだけどどんな話がいいの?あんたは返事できないから一人で会話。寂しいけど日記もそうだね。じゃ、最近俺が悩んでることは恋人。彼女は遠くて俺が人生で全然進めない感じがしている。

If, as I might assume, you meant "What did I say translated into English?", then it was something along the lines of:

> Okay. Pardoning my extreme lack of skill, what shall we talk about? Because you can't reply, I'll converse with myself. Although it's lonely, diaries are like that as well, eh. Well, lately I have been troubled by my lover. She is far away, so I have a feeling that my life is not moving forwards at all.

What should I name my new USB? As inspiration, my previous one was called "Arbitrary" and my computer is called "Veronica".

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 01:39


What's the least socially acceptable band name you can think of?

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 03:20

>>630 The Crunchy Tampons

>>632 What do you think of The Crunchy Tampons' music?

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 04:24

Never heard it

Link me to a song that The Crunchy Tampons should cover.

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 04:45


What do you think about this song I just linked?

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 17:55

>>633 I'll certainly give it a go! It's great, but why are they dancing in the bushes haha. Kinda reminds me of - apparently the old man is rapping about how he used to be the internet 50 years ago or something

>>635 what's your favourite eurovision song?

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 21:43

I think this counts:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 22:03

45.3kg (±0.2kg)

What deep philosophical matters have you been pondering recently?

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 23:59

How to get over my existential dread.

How do I get over my existential dread?

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 02:39

>>637 take loads of drugs, worked for me ヽ(○´∀`)ノ♪

>>639 What's your favourite mind-altering substance?

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 05:38

DXM, in the past. These days, caffeine, I figure.

Draw me some devil sigils and try to summon a demon. Tell us how it goes. You don't have to buy candles or whatever else but it'd be fun.

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 16:13

That's not really a question, is it? Perhaps you should try the Demanding from the next poster thread.

How well do you think The Elitist Superstructure of DQN lives up to its name?

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 16:31

>>640 It certainly seems to be made up of hardcore DQNs but I think it's ironic that the biggest dokyun here uses a tripcode. The Superstructure could be more elitist I guess.

>>642 How do you propose we strengthen our elitist foundations?

642 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6718 21:09

We could all get tripcodes and frown upon tripcodeless vipsters and the opposition. On the one hand, this will establish one of the strongest forms of elitism - a circlejerk. On the other, this might destroy the foundation of our superstructure. As you can see, we are balancing on a thin edge here. This means that we should just stick with today's special.

How often do you pick on newbies of online forums, comments, videogames, etc? Why?

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 00:37

I don't pick on you very often, but when I do it's because you appear as a self-righteous renegade of remedial remarks, eschewing subtle humor and originality in order to brand each comment with your own style of personal projection.

If Johann Sebastian Bach were alive today, what band do you think he might play in?

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 00:50

>>642 I don't pick on newbies, because they are new so they can't help it. I often mock stupid people, bigots, the invasively religious, people who are angry about something, and people who think anyone cares what they have to say.

>>644 How would you move Mt. Fuji?

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 01:24

Sorry >>643 i guess I should refresh more often. I think he'd probably play in a hair metal band like Skid Row.

>>646 How would you move Mt. Fuji?

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 02:38

Very carefully.

How do I make money?

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 03:52

>>646 Get a job, but you won't get a good job if you make such lacklustre answers to interview questions.

>>648 how can I get free books without merely stealing them?

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 04:05

>>647 From your local library! Or download/pirate ebooks. is good if it's still around.

>>649 Who is your favorite Touhou, and why?

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 08:01

looks up Touhou in Japanese dictionary
Huh. Oriental. Well, I guess it's Mr. Miyagi then, for being a lovely Japanese take on the Magical Negro.

I'm sick of studying, but afraid I'll never get a decent job if I don't. Do you have any suggestions of easy career paths?

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 08:11

Hotel night clerk? You get to just sit at a desk and go online/write/listen to music, and maybe help the one or two people that come by during the night. I'd enjoy doing that...

Why does someone keep bumping that awful thread? You know the one.

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 08:41

Higher education is overrated almost everywhere in the world. It can actually be harmful to young people as they might end up as NEETs who have abandoned their hopes, their ideas, their ability to invent! Even if you don't, you might lose your creativity anyway! One thing for sure, you're going to lose a few years which you could use more productively.
Universities aren't able to keep up with the pace of modern technology. You can learn almost anything necessary by yourself faster than in university.
Another drawback is that student community is often lazy. This is why dedicated self-education might be a better way.
You should study job markets of bigger cities (and local as well). If I were you I'd look for WWW-related stuff or something obscure like programming on assembler for mobile devices. But everything depends on your interests and skills that you have or wish to obtain.

As a last measure, there is always online poker. I heard that some people earn enough money by playing all day long.

Come up with a conspiracy theory about jews and higher education.

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 08:43

Because they are twelve.

Come up with a conspiracy theory about jews and higher education.

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 15:24

That's not even remotely close to being a question.

What is your opinion on the current state of DQN?

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 15:54

>>653 I mostly like it! That tripcode user and that guy that fancies him do my head in though.

>>655 Would you rather have something too salty or too sweet?

655 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6722 18:39

Too sweet! I like sweet things!

Why is >>654 so undqn? Any ideas what part of the Internet he is from? He's like that guy who is always complaining. So UNDQN. Unko.

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 19:02

He's more DQN than you'll ever be.

Why is the 4chan IRC so much better than 4chan itself?

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 19:14

>>655 He's not the only one complaining. I remember when you first started posting with your tripcode you said you'd only do it for a little while. I cringed then and I cringe pretty much every time you post, and I honestly don't really understand why you would here, other than deliberately trolling? I don't mind tripcode usage, it has a purpose, but not here?

>>657 If you could smell any smell right now what would it be?

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 19:22

Oops, i went to the toilet before I clicked reply.

>>659 What do you wish you could smell right now? Also, remind >>677 to answer >>656's question!

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 20:39


Do you believe in free will?

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 03:55

>>659 Hmmm I'm in two minds about it. I'm extremely fortunate in that, looking back over my life, I've pretty much coasted through and good things have just happened to me, in my studies and my love life and other areas. But saying that, I did put the legwork in, I studied and stuff and earned my straight As but i don't feel like I made much effort, I didn't really think about studying or worry about if I'd pass, I've always lived with the assumption that things work out the way they're meant to, based on the fact that they always have in the past.

Hmm I'm rambling... I believe that people can and should do whatever they want, but whatever they choose to do, that's what was meant to happen anyway. And then everyone will die eventually.

>>661 I have two boxes. Box A is seethrough and you can see it contains $1000. Box B is opaque. You can either take the contents of both boxes, OR just the contents of box B. I have predicted already what choice you are going to make. If I was to predict you take both boxes, box B will be empty. If I was to predict you take only box B, it will contain $1,000,000. As I have already predicted your choice, the contents of box B have already been decided. Also, I am completely infallible as I am a superintelligent alien. What do you choose to do >>661, box A+B or just box B?

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 06:23

I'll take both boxes, I think having a million dollars would just be troublesome. $1000 is just the right amount to help pay off my remaining debts.

I feel sorry for >>618 since his question was ignored, so what's your single favourite image on the Internet?

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 11:42


>>662 Would you rather wear a red leather jacket with looooads of tassles hanging down from wrist to wrist across the back, or a wooly jumper covered in loooads of trivial button badges, like for tractors and confectionary and magazine subscriptions? You'd have to wear it every day so choose carefully.

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6724 18:36

The button-badge-wooly-jumper sounds less impractical to me, so I'll go with that.

What do you suggest that I masturbate to later tonight?

664 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6724 20:56

I was browsing the internet when I discovered this

Do you believe that >>666 is unholy?

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6724 23:42

>>664 no

>>666 what happened on the happiest day of your life?

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 00:04

I cleared Perfect Cherry Blossom's Phantasm stage for the first time. I was using Reimu A. In that one run I captured two spellcards I had never captured before, and, despite the fact it was my first ever clear, finished with two lives left over. I don't remember my exact score, but it was more than 500,000,000.

Does my splurging about Touhou bother you?

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 00:42

>>666 It does not because you haven't bought something Touhou related that was made of solid gold.

>>668 The AVGN playing Touhou.

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 01:44

Hmmm that's not a question >>667

>>669 what's up with you??

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 01:49

Not much, lazing around in bed on a Sunday morning, and procrastinating doing useful things like eating, doing laundry, finishing an important project and preparing for work tomorrow by dicking around on the computer instead.

What's your life story?

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 02:00

>>669 i did very well at school and university, I have lots of good friends and a lovely fiancé and have been extremely fortunate in all aspects of my life, yet i've still suffered from crippling depression for as long as i can remember, made worse by thinking that i really don't have anything to be depressed about. Maybe it's the pressure of living a double life, being a respectable successful person in my family's eyes but secretly getting underage girls pregnant and taking lots of drugs and getting arrested for vandalism. I'm also a kinky beast ;)

>>671What have you secretly always wanted to try? Maybe use this as an incentive to go out and do it, you'll feel really good!

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 12:10

I've wanted to try kissing my childhood friend ;; And holding her in my bed before we go to sleep ;;

Tell me, what does the word God mean to you?

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 12:38

A non-human entity or being of great power who is worshipped by humans. May or may not possess a silly frog hat.

How, in your opinion, could DQN be improved?

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 14:11

>>672 disabling the name field maybe. No tripcodes, no one moaning about tripcode users, back to discussing the content of posts rather than the silly willy who makes the post.

>>674 How would you describe your version "hell"?

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 14:41

An endless series of social encounters with people you don't like but aren't allowed to offend.

What is your middle name?

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 16:49

>>674 Jock, after my dad and his dad and his dad

>>676 What's your favourite Beastie Boys track?

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 19:58

>>675 that one on the radio all the time. Don't know the title and can't understand the words.

>>677 Just how do you maintain your girlish figure?

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 21:29

>>676 One meal every day. The same meal every day.

What kind of diet do you have?

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 22:55

I only eat fried dumplings delivered through a metal chute in the door

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 23:27

Apparently, the thread ends now.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 00:15

Or does it, >>681?..

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 00:40

Yes, I'm sure it does.

[BULLYING] ITT we insult the poster above us! [RUDE]
1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726
>>0 wets his pants!

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 03:46

>>683 Where would you go first if you woke up to find you were invisible, but when you lick your finger you find you are also made of infinite trees?

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 15:50

I'm not sure. Maybe I'd go to my shed and get a set of clippers... a haircut surely wouldn't hurt.

You, what's your favorite thing about /dqn/?

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 17:13

>>683 Some of the posters here make me feel better about myself in comparison. i-it's not cos i like you or anything! idiot!

>>685 do you want these cookies i made? i'd just be throwing them out anyway...

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 17:36

Yes, yes I do.

If you had to move to another country which you have never been to before, which country would you choose?

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 18:26

England, maybe. Let's see how things go from there.

What's your favorite soft drink?

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 18:38

Apple juice.

What was the last thing you masturbated to?

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 18:42

Some doujin about a woman that didn't know what sex was being, I suppose it'd be, raped? I don't remember the name though.

How do you feel when you find out that others are on DQN at the same time you are?

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 18:45

Largely indifferent, but I suppose it's a pleasant surprise.

How are you today?

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 19:49

>>689 Well, I'm pretty great, i got my ps3 repaired and now i'm going out for my friend's birthday. he's the singer in my band and hopefully this will be a chance to finally meet our new drummer!

>>691 What did you have for dinner today?

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 20:10


If you could make one trip through time, either forwards or backwards, what time would you go to?

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 23:40

Woodstock, probably. Or to the time when the first TCP/IP message was sent over the net. It was "lo and behold" or something like that. I suppose I could google it but I am too lazy.

Draw shii and giko on a date, then photograph and post.

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 07:45

I think you want the demanding thread.

What's your outfit on a typical day?

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 07:49

T-shirt, jacket over that, pair of jeans, pair of underwear, and a pair of shoes.

Is there anyone you love?

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 12:12

>>694 There certainly is, I love most of my fellow brothers and sister of this world, but it's also an important part of who I am and what I do to be romantically in love as much as possible, and now I can't believe how lucky I am to be so madly in love and be so madly loved back by this perfect young lady just now.

>>696 What picture do you currently have as your desktop background?

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 14:11

A map of the Earth set to automatically cycle to show which parts of it are receiving sunlight at this moment.

How often do you visit DQN in an average week?

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 14:11

I took it earlier this month.

What's your favorite Internet Website for obtaining pornographic materials?

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 14:13

Oops, I posted at the same time as >>696, so I'll answer his question.

I'd estimate I visit DQN around 70-100 times a week. I'm a little obsessed. I only post about once for every 12 times I visit though.

(repeat) What's your favorite Internet Website for obtaining pornographic materials?

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 15:29


Whether you're drawing, writing, programming, reading, producing... what project are you working on right now?

700 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6727 15:51

I'm porting a couple of apps to social networks.

Also, 700 GET. 700 = 14 * 50!

Is it possible to create a perfectly anonymous social network?

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 15:54

It's kind of embarrassing...but I'm currently doing a minecraft let's play of a little-known complete the monument map.

What project would you like to work on?

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 15:55

That's an oxymoron.

What did you last buy?

703 Name: 702 : 1993-09-6727 15:56

Oops... Answer >>701's question.

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 15:58

No. As soon as people share words, pictures or other content, they begin to be recognizable through posting style, diction, content, etcetera.

I'd like to create a genre-defying revolutionary video game.

What's up?

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 16:49

The sky!

Can love bloom on the battlefield?

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 18:17

Sure, why not.

I can put a question mark at the end of a statement and you'll still read it as a question?

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 18:53

>>706 Haha you got me.

>>708 Who is your favourite musician or band?

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 19:11

Philip Glass.

What is your favourite field of science?

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 20:25

Mycology. I was always fascinated by mushrooms as a child and I took up collecting them in my late teens. The bitter irony of it however is that I hate the taste of most mushrooms so they're quite useless to have around. Maybe one day I'll find some Psilocybe and trip out. I fancy myself a bit of an artist though, and I plan to turn some of the spore patterns into art--somehow. It's a work-in-progress. Sans the work.

What unusual hobbies do or did you have?

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 02:53

Besides reading (not all that unusual, but my main hobby...) I enjoy going to ancient websites. And while I've enjoyed going mushroom hunting in the past, I've not been recently. Hmm, I haven't really had all that many...

What will you name your first child?

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 07:43

I can't picture myself having a child at this point, but I like the name Odby for a boy and Yuh Ying for a girl.

When do you get up?

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 07:52

~4PM if I don't work that day or if I only have a night shift. Otherwise it's around 8AM.

Do you adhere to any philosophical tenets? If so, which ones and why? If not, explain your world-view.

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 08:37

I find stoicism, cynicism, and Buddhism pretty interesting, and I try to be mindful, steering away from earthly pleasures towards virtue and truth...

What other anonymous forums do you frequent?

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 10:05

The secret area, that's about it. Sometimes I make the rounds on the other 4ch boards or visit some iichan sub-domains. About once a month or so I get really bored and see what's going on in 4chan.

What's a good anonymous forum that I didn't mention above?

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 11:46

>>714 Besides /dqn/ i love and regularly visit sovietrussia and 420chan, though i guess sovietrussia is pretty quiet, especially recently. /z/ is one of the best pages on the internet!

>>716 Have you ever been to

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 12:13

>>715 Now I have. My retinas will never be the same.

>>717 What in the name of all that is monstrous was that!?

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 12:31

A dadist exhibition of the collective unconscious as influenced and, in some cases, warped by the proliferation of information that has become available since the advent of the internet. It is an exploration into shifting beliefs, perceptions, conceptions, emotions, and ultimately, realities. Humanity lain bare, as upon a canvas. Noting the naive and childish undertones, such as the various references to animation and insignificant textual appeals for attention, one sees the basic desire for acceptance and self-preservation inherent in our species as a whole. Taking a look at the more abstract pictures, for example the diagram detailing possible models of a curved universe, we may relate to aspirations of ascension, personal understanding and objective harmony with all that is and will come to pass.

What is the nature of the cosmos?

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 18:57

Dunno. Mostly hydrogen, I think.

What is the most successful thread you have started on DQN?

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 19:41

My thread about my precious kitten, though it hasn't had as much ``positive'' discussion as I'd hoped...

What is your favorite GNU / BSD distro? Why do you like it, how long have you used it for, and how do you use it?

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 00:27

It's a tie between Debian and OpenBSD. I love the Linux kernel, but I dislike most GNU programs (I don't, for example, like the idea of `cat' being as complicated as it is in the GNU coreutils--less is more!). I've used both for over ten years now. Debian a little longer, since I became aware of Linux (or "GNU/Linux", if you prefer) first. I use them at home for everything I do, which mostly consists of trolling 4-ch and watching overly cute denpa videos.

If you could go back in time and alter one event in your life, what would it be?

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 00:38

>>719 I use a Mac

>>721 Crash Bandicoot or Spyro the Dragon?

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 00:44

>>720 oops sorry. I would go back and shag debbie in the toilets instead of shyly talking about gnomes

>>722 Crash or Spyro?

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 02:15

>>722 Crash!

>>724 What is the shittiest movie you ever saw?

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 02:29

>>723 the Tekken movie, it made me sad ;_;

>>725 What's the #1 BEST movie you've ever seen?

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 03:42

>>724 Flesh & Blood.

>>726 What's the WEIRDEST movie you've ever seen?

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 04:51

Gay Niggers From Outer Space.

Are you gay? Are you a nigger? Are you a GAY NIGGER?

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 05:01

>>726 Despite people's suspicions I am heterosexual and caucasian. I'm just a bit kinky (−o⌒)

>>728 Is there any race, creed, nationality, any group of people who you would admit to being prejudiced towards?

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 06:14

I'll admit that I have some prejudiced opinions about Japanese people.

What do you think these opinions are?

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 10:05

You find them narrow-minded maybe? In some ways, immature? You think the men have small penises? How the hell should I know?

What stereotypes / `prejudiced opinions' do you have for Japs?

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 17:01

>>729 I'm pretty open-minded and do my best to keep prejudices to a minimum, though last night my wife was saying she wishes she was Japanese because they're all thin and cute, and that I seem to have a thing for them. So I was showing her pictures to show her that wasn't true. When it comes to love, though I used to fancy a Chinese girl in my class I would never be with anyone other than my own nationality, not because of xenophobia or anything like that but simply because my accent is a turn-on.

>>731 What's your favourite accent?

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 21:46

Scottish accent is the best! It's cute yet a bit rough!

How many push-ups can you do in one minute?

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 22:28

I just did three. Though, they weren't full push-ups.

Any anime/manga you've been interested in lately? I've only been watching Nisemonogatari (which I absolutely love if you're wondering!!)

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 22:32

The only thing I'm watching this season is Milky Holmes II and Amagami SS Plus. As for manga I just started reading ``It's Not My Fault I'm Not Popular''. I highly recommend it.

What are your thought on the manga I just mentioned? And why do almonds keep harassing me?

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 22:35

Watching anime and reading manga has felt like a chore recently. I suppose that's the curse of being a NEET.
Though I did start watching Cardcaptor Sakura a few weeks ago since I only ever saw the god-awful dub. It's more cute and charming than I had imagined, so much so that thinking about it makes me completely unbothered by the fact I'm replying to a Tokiko post.

If you had to pick three must-watch anime, what would they be?

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 23:00

>>734 hehe I just started watching cardcaptor sakura not long ago too. I'm not massively into anime, I usually watch through a series an episode per meal. Hmmm three that I really enjoyed were Umineko No Naku Koro Ni, Panty & Stocking With Garterbelt, aaaand hmmm Macademi Wasshoi. There's a few others that I enjoyed, but I wouldn't call "must-watch".

>>736 where would you like to go on holiday?

736 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6729 23:56

I would love to climb up the mountains to watch the stars.

What would you like to do in complete desolation?

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6730 00:27

Meditate. Reflect on the futility of it all. Pray. That is, move from the external world to the internal one...

What do you think about the crested ibis bird?

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6730 01:56

>>730 Nigerian

>>732 Techno or House?

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6730 02:53

Postapocalyptic intelligent braindance deathcore splatterfolk.

Of whom do you think most often besides yourself?

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6730 03:27

>>739 The same girl I've thought of since I met her 4 years ago when it was very very naughty to be doing things with her.

>>741 Beards or moustaches or both? Those are your only choices.

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6730 04:20

Beards, easy. You can't half-ass a beard like you can a mustache.

How do people like >>738 somehow miss out on hours and hours of posts?

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6730 04:33

>>741 I assumed he was ignoring shitposters and I giggled when I noticed that, but the fact that he directed his question to >>732 makes me think twice.

>>743 What would you put on a five-track mix of music to give to someone to give a fair cross-section of your taste?

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6730 05:45


  1. Bartok - Concerto for Orchestra
  2. World's End Girlfriend - Scorpius Circus
  3. Frog Pocket - Windy Goule
  4. De De Mouse - Station to Stars
  5. Utabi - Cassia Angustifolia

How would react to hearing this mix?

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6730 14:48

>>743 I looked up the tracks, it was an interesting listen. I don't know much about classical but it was interesting to read from the comments that it was thought to be mocking Shostakovich's 7th Symphony which happens to be one of my favourite classical pieces (from the small amount I've heard). I'd heard World's End Girlfriend before and liked them, and this track is pretty cool too. I think the Frog Pocket one is my favourite, it's really cool, though the De De Mouse one is groovy too. Oh no wait, I wrote that as I was listening to them but I've just listened to the Utabi one, it's awesome! Overall my reaction would be "hmmm this guy's got pretty interesting taste in music"

>>745 Why would The Official Taylor Swift YouTube Channel be the 2nd result for searching "de de mouse station"?

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6730 18:18


How do I get a free copy of the SICP? I don't want to pay for paper and ink to print it myself and I don't want to buy one online. I was thinking I'd print one out at my college during lunch in the computer lab. There's a $25 technology fee when you sign up for classes and I would say that should make it ethically alright to print it. Give me some advice here man.

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6730 18:48

>>745 Print it off at college, if it seems ethically right then do it, but even then, don't worry so much about ethics.

>>747 Would you rather have been in the World Trade Centre as it was collapsing, or on Pan Am Flight 103?

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6730 21:49

The plane. I'd at least be remembered more, the view would be to die for, and I might be able to find a nice woman and spend our last few minutes together happily...

Why don't you go outside and take a picture for the DEMANDs thread?

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6730 22:11

The only camera in my house doesn't work for reasons unknown. Also it's dark and cold outside.

Am I insane for trying to 1cc Perfect Cherry Blossom on LUNATIC MODO?

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6730 22:35

All the cool kids did that years ago. Do a no-death no-bomb run.

When did Internet culture become so horrible?

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6730 22:41

Early September 1993 (within the first 30 days or so), when AOL let a permanent and constant influx of retards in.

Some may think "oh no, it's more horrible now than ever" or "nah, the most horrible time was ____" or "the worst is yet to come", but it has essentially been the same ratio of horrible to users ever since that fateful time of auld.

Would you like a candy bar?

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6730 22:58

No thanks, I'm diabetic, you see... I'll give it to >>780 if you don't mind, alright?

How large is your member?

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6730 23:23

Depends on my mood.

Where be the milk all up in this piece?

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6730 23:47

The milk went bad days ago and I threw it all out. Sorry.

What is your favorite celestial object?

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 00:13

I'm quite partial to the sun, it's helped me out quite a bit throughout my life. Besides that I'm embarrassed to say that although I've seen lots of cool pictures of interesting space things, I never remember their names. I have the same problem with people.

How can I remember people's names?

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 00:30

>>754 when you first meet them, try to use their name a lot when you talk to them. "Hey liam nice to meet you." "What are you drinking liam?" "Haha liam that's so funny".

>>756 How many hooks are holding your curtains up?

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 00:50

Mo hooks!

What kind of soda do you enjoy?

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 01:24

I like energy drinks. I feel kind of childish buying them, but it's no exaggeration to say I am probably addicted. My favourite is a drink called "Relentless," which I drink about two or three cans of every day.

What is your favourite ship, and why?

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 02:57

>>757 cirno and suwako because they're cute together

>>759 what's your favourite prince song?

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 12:27

>>758 Little Red Corvette

>>760 What is the most attractive looking Corvette in your opinion?

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 13:15

I quite like the '63, but that's just my opinion.

What can I do to evade the grasp of Google?

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 18:05

>>760 Try unplugging your modem?

>>267 How many slices should i cut my pizza into?

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 19:44

I'm not >>267, but I think you should cut your pizza into six slices, because eight slices is too much pizza to eat at once.

>>763, why do you suppose the previous poster mistook me for >>267?

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 20:39

267 is 762 backwards, and he just arrived from the parallel universe where numbers are backwards.

What is the point of life?

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 20:43

Life has a point as much as any abstract concept. What is the point of God? What is the point of Time?

Do you get sick often? If so, how or with what?

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 21:48

I've been suffering from depression. Other than that, I'm fairly healthy.

What is you favorite season, and why?

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 22:25

Summer, because I have Seasonal Affective Disorder.

What is the most unusual thing you have ever eaten?

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 22:47

Dog food, as a kid. Loved that shit.

Did you know that within every question is a hidden imperative to respond that is generally rude to refuse?

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 22:56

I knew. What's more, every sentence is an imperative by itself, a request to consider the opinion expressed.

Have you ever been attracted to someone of your own sex?

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 00:47

No, unless futanari counts. Which it doesn't.

Why do I keep doing terrible things to myself?

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 01:09

There's such little context here that I can only answer from my own frame of reference: you're either existentially confused, histrionic, depressed, bi-polar or very remorseful about a perceived crime or general pattern of behavior you've committed.

Why do you keep doing terribly things to yourself?

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 02:31

Out of habit, and because the immediate rewards often outweigh the long term consequences.

Who are you?

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 03:28


Why are you laughing? I'm all scary 'n' stuff! I am! ;_;

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 03:53

>>772 Because I'm drunk and high and have chocolate and right now i'm not thinking about the things i'll most likely thin about when i lay my head on my pillow

>>774 Can you give me any tips on how to shut my brain off and go to sleep easier?

774 Name: !X/rPSv9NWo : 1993-09-6732 04:44

>>773 Just wait until your circadian rhythm hits its next phase and go to sleep then. Its too hard to force your brain to sleep

>>775 How do I tell the difference between U and W on the verifcation

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 05:42

Copy and paste it into your copy of Paint Shop Pro™ and zoom in about 600%. Intermittent CSI wizardry optional.

Do you prefer asking questions or answering other people's?

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 07:54

It depends on how interesting the question is, and whether or not I have a particular question in mind. In this case I don't have anything special in mind and your question is fairly interesting, so I prefer answering.

Do you feel LUCKY?

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 09:22

Every minute of my life.

What's the luckiest moment of your life?

778 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6732 09:59

I had a lot of lucky moments in my life, but the luckiest one is yet to occur, mr. triple seven.

What physical exercises do you do every day?

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 10:18


What would be the most efficient way of killing Espeon once and for all?

780 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6732 10:20

A steamroller.

What would be the most efficient way of killing >>779?

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 10:26

By killing you first.

Why do you keep giving Espeon the attention he so craves?

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 11:25

I don't. He creates it, unfortunately.

What's your favorite obscure SNES title and why?

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 17:48

Live A Live. I know, I know, it's not super obscure. But most people haven't played it or even heard of it, and that's unfortunate.

What's your favourite game that was never officially released outside of Japan?

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 17:49

>>782 Hmmm I had a megadrive and not a snes so I don't know many games for it, so they're all obscure to me. I'll say International Superstar Soccer Deluxe because I played it on an emulator and it was so much better than I expected it to be, it's really good.

>>784 What's your favourite obscure megadrive [genesis] game?

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 16:01

I have no strong opinions about any obscure megadrive genesis games. Sorry.

What is your least favourite colour?

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 16:28

Maybe yellow.

How soft are your hands?

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 16:36

Really rather soft. My fingertips are calloused from the guitars but that's it.

Does the Church of The SubGenius mock-religion amuse you?

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 16:48

I'm a proud member. I have the books, a little card or something somewhere from ages back, and I use Slackware Linux. I'm even named ``Bob''.

What makes a religion any less real than any other? The poster twice above you seems to think that our organization is a mock religion, whatever that means.

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 19:17

What they are suggesting is that the founders - and possibly members - of your religion are insincere in their beliefs, and that their motivation is simply to parody those who do sincerely believe in similar religious systems. I don't think the religion is any less "real" than any other.

How do you feel about woodlice?

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 19:18

Age. If the religion is less than one hundred years old, it cannot be taken seriously.

If you were to create your own religion, what would be its core principles and beliefs?

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 19:57

All religions are serious, >>787 shouldn't have joked about them being unreal.

Also, I made a face of "Bob" out of obsidian in a secret bunker in Minecraft.

Do animals have free will?

792 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6738 20:18

Woodlice would be a cornerstone of my religion.
I'm don't know about all of them, but I do!

What is your opinion on bokononism?

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 21:09

It's just a coherent analogue to the unconscious belief system most people live by anyway.

If you were to create a religion, what would it be and how would you go about doing so?

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 14:29

I'd like to do something similar to Discordianism, but, obviously, that's already been done. Besides anything else, I don't think I'm charismatic/delusional enough to be a religious leader.

How do you feel about jazz music?

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 18:23

It bores me.

Tell me, which Touhou would you date?

796 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6740 18:34


How does it feel to be posting under Boeing 797 number?

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 18:39

Well I think I'd have to go with Yuyuko, considering she's my waifu and all.

How much do you agree with the sentiment of this song?!/s/Plenty+More/4iYqaA?src=5

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 20:49

I don't. It was pretty boring and I couldn't keep listening.

Do you find 3D girls disgusting?

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 21:17

Not particularly. They're no more disgusting than I am. I simply have no interest in them, romantically or otherwise.

What is the most exciting thing you have done today?

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 23:05

I got the 800th post in a thread. Apart from that, my day mainly consisted of shopping for gloves, getting a haircut, and watching a fresh Windows 7 setup repeatedly reboot for updates. So yeah, I'd have to say >>800GET has been the highlight of my day so far.

801 Name: >>800 : 1993-09-6740 23:07

Sorry about that.

Where would you like to spend your eventual retirement?

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 23:09

In a coffin.

What is the least exciting thing you have done today?

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 08:31

I drank a glass of water! That's my accomplishments for this day so far!

Who do you love most?

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 09:21

My mom, I guess

How do you like your rice?

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 10:23

Nice, soft, clean, warm, and delicious.

Have you ever had a continuous streak of bad luck for more than three or four days?

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 10:47

No, but I have had extended periods of illness or discomfort.

I asked a girl to be my Valentine! How do you think she'll respond? I think she's AFK right now 3:

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 14:15

Judging by your use of the acronym "AFK", I think she'll respond by typing on a keyboard.

What are your tea drinking habits like?

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 17:01

>>807 I rarely drink tea. Usually the only reason I drink tea is because there is nothing else for me to drink.

>>809 What food did you eat that you hated the most?

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 18:29

Calamari. I hate seafood in general, but calamari was all gooey and horrible. Just thinking about it makes me feel sick.

How are you spending your Valentine's Day?

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 18:47

Playing a VN and growing steadily more depressed as I realize, though I was initially excited when buying her chocolate and a gift, my ex is the last person I want to see today.

What's one of your favorite works of classical literature?

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 18:55


What's one of your least favourite works of classical literature?

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 19:18

Frankenstein. I feel it was poorly written and overrated, and most people misattribute the movie's influence to the novel itself.

What's one of your favourite classic movies?

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 21:30

Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb. It's one of the few classic movies I have watched that I never found dull.

If you were able to choose between too hot and too cold weather for the next month, which would you pick?

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 21:41

Hot! Fuck snow.

What are your siblings like, if you have any?

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 22:24

>>814 My sister is a year younger than I am. She and I are (obviously) diametric opposites. She's a Glee-loving thespian/musician who befriends everyone and goes to a liberal-arts college. I am just a borderline-NEET misanthrope. Everyone can tell that we're siblings, though.
>>816 What's your opinion on incest?

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 22:27

It arouses me greatly.

What is your biggest fetish?

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 22:33

It changes over time but the one that has been constant since I hit puberty is skirts. Right now for some reason I'm also into girls getting fucked in the mouth and pussy simultaneously, that's the basic skill of a double barreled gunman.

What is your biggest turn-off?

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 23:00

>>817 Anorexic women.

>>819 what is your favorite game that is similar to Zelda on the NES/FC and SNES/SFC?

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 23:01

Promiscuity. I am a very insecure person and so much as knowing a girl (2D or 3D) has kissed someone else really lowers my opinion of her.

What is your least favorite anime, and why?

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 02:00

Maybe not that similar, but...
NES: Mother
SNES: Zombies ate my Neighbors

It's hard to say because I don't watch much anime and I don't know much about terrible shows. Off the top of my head, I'd say Durarara!! just because I had high expectations for it and it let me down in many ways.

If you were a kitchen appliance, what would you be?

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 07:13

a microwave

Is the answer to this question no?

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 07:13

An oven.

What are you having for dinner tonight?

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 13:40

Absolutely not!

Rice and things. Not fully decided yet.

Have you ever played Dungeons & Dragons?

824 Name: winter!ekvinNiYa. : 1993-09-6742 13:59

>>823 I have char sheets older than you.

>>825 Do your hands feel cold today?

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 15:14

They're cold right now! My toes, too!

Who is winter!ekvinNiYa? Should I know winter!ekvinNiYa?

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 15:20

I have no idea, but at least he isn't Espeon or his delusional acolyte.

How do you feel about people bumping really old threads to the front page?

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 15:22

It doesn't bother me in the least. (And delusional? Really?)

How do you feel about foggy weather?

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 16:38

It's very atmospheric, but I wouldn't want it all the time.

What is your blood type?

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 20:23

I have no idea. But my blood pressure is very low.

Post the lastest photo taken on your cell phone camera that does not have people in it.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 20:59

I think you're in the wrong thread!

What is the ugliest thing (barring me, my mother, etc) in the entire universe?

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 21:03

>>830 An aborted fetus that was crushed by a car and then processed in a meat grinder

>>832 What is the worst anime you ever saw?

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 22:22

It's a tie between Musashi Gundou and LOVE♥LOVE? (with joke subs from Jellyfish Anime Reviews).

How do I reclaim eloquence?

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 01:38

Read old novels and look up words you don't recognise in an online dictionary (I recommend wiktionary).

What should I attempt to program in Python?

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 06:03

A polynomial-time algorithm to solve the traveling salesperson problem.

What extra DSP should I throw into my live electronic set tomorrow?

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 17:54

I'm not entirely sure what an "extra DSP" or "live electronic set" is, but judging by your mention of "tomorrow", it's already happened anyway.

If I were to revive the D&D thread, would you be willing to post in it?

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 20:12

I've been posting in it. I think that someone beat you to it in reviving it...

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 00:21

>>838 What's your favourite condiment you enjoy with a meal?

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 18:21

These days, it's Mayo. I'm tired of ketchup, and never liked mustard.

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 18:53

How are you today?

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 18:56


And yourself?

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 22:02

>>840 Well, I woke up and felt a little down for some reason, then I had to go to the jobcentre and the man talked a lot about me getting into a callcentre, which made me feel eve lower, but then walking home I saw a cute girl walking along a wall by herself and it shone a few sunbeams into my heart. I guess I'm okay now.

>>842 do you believe in Jesus Christ?

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 10:33

I don't completely believe in anything, but on my personal relative belief-scale I'd say Jesus Christ (the historical person) is around 70% and Jesus Christ (the holy savior) is around 3%.

What television series, movie, and/or anime should I watch?

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 13:17

Why not watch Gintama?

Why do you choose to keep living?

844 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6748 15:09

Do we really have a freedom of choice?

What is the value of personality?

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 19:07

It distracts from appearance.

What must one have done to "win" life?

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 19:50

Made over a million dollars (starting out with none) or over a billion (starting with a million). If you were born a billionaire, congrats! You've won life already, now just kick back and relax :-)

Who is your DQN crush?

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 19:53

( ⌒-⌒) >>846 no one, i'm 3 leagues above everyone here

( ⌒-⌒) >>848 don't you wish you were as handsome, intelligent and generally wonderful as me?

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 20:49

(;-;) Yes

What color should I dye my hair? It's black right now.

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 21:43

A nice blue. Not look-at-me-I'm-so-quirky blue, but something that shows you are willing to dye your hair unusual colors but pull it off fantastically.

What is your favorite English word?

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 02:40

>>849 "melancholy" or "cuntflaps"

>>851 what flavour is your deodorant of choice?

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 07:35

Salty teen girl by the sea (wearing tight sky blue shorts)

What's your favorite PC game?

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 11:39

>>851 Hmmmm I think I'd have to say Unreal Tournament.

>>853 Where did you buy the underwear you are wearing right now?

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 15:12

The store where I buy my food and drinks and shoes and music, too!

Vim or Emacs? Learn one, or both, if you haven't.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 16:02

>>853 I'm an artist, not a programmer! My skills don't go much past visual basic and a little python

>>855 What would be the first thing you bought if you won the lottery?

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 16:31

Food for homeless people, and myself (ww)

What do you find to be beautiful? What is beauty, to you?

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 23:41

>>855 I am a chubby chaser that likes Japanese BBW.

>>857 Tell me somthing about your dream girlfriend that makes her different from the majority of people's dream girlfriends.

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 00:17

>>856 she doesn't mind cutting me, she knows life is pointless and she wants to die with me

>>858 What is the worst thing humanity has ever done?

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 01:46

Reveled in its own ignorance.

What's the worst thing you've ever done?

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 03:01

>>858 Poured bleach all over my little brother when he was sleeping a few years ago

>>860 What is mankind's #1 proudest achievement?

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 04:01


What is mankind's #1 DQNest achievement?

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 04:08


How was your day and what happened?

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 04:15

You should apply for unemployment benefits in the meantime.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 04:44

Oh wow, that's embarrassing. Well to make up for it, I should answer >>861.

Let's see, this morning I woke up feeling more energetic than normal because I actually went to bed early for once. It was raining so I got soaked on the bike ride to work. Work had some disastrous moments that stressed me out even though it wasn't my fault. I spent a good part of the day not on real work, but trying to solve various problems with my new EEE PC on which I recently installed lubuntu. For lunch I had fried fish, rice, salad and soup. At some point I replied in the wrong thread on DQN, which brings us to now.

What did you have for your last lunch?

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 13:44

>>863, I ate a turkey sandwich and a small package of cheese-flavored crackers from the vending machine in the cafeteria of my place of employment, accompanied by a diet Mt. Dew from the same source.

>>865, what is truth?

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 16:28

>>864 truth is beauty, and/or sincerity

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 16:28

>>867 Where did you come from?

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 17:00

My mother's hole.

Are you fond of your family?

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 18:13

I am. I wouldn't exist without them!

Why do people have to explicitly state the number of previous and next post? Look at the beginning of this thread, look at the previous thread! No one did that.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 18:35

We're pedantic and traditional folk. It's not only nostalgic, but a way of clarifying precisely who said what. Also it preserves the nature of the thread and saves minute confusion should mis-posts such as >>862 happen.

What is philosophy? Why would anyone need it?

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 04:13

Humans naturally desire to question. Philosophy provides answers to those questions, or at least guidelines to finding the answers.

The desire to question itself is most likely an evolutionary impetus. Answering questions helps us process our environment and thus improve our quality of life and shape the future to our advantage. Of course one question leads to another, and soon enough the simple question of "how do I survive" turns into "why must I survive." Philosophy exists to assist us in grappling with these unanswerable questions.

What's your life philosophy, in general?

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 04:43

Take it easy and enjoy beauty where I can see it!

What's your favorite kind of `junk' food?

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 05:11

>>871 hey we have a similar outlook! hmm i like kfc but i'm getting sick of it cos i keep getting it free

>>873 Why might I have a lump next to my scrotum?

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 13:24

It's called a "penis" and it's quite normal to have one.

Why can't I think of a good question?

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 15:24

>>873 You already know everything you need to know.

>>875 How many divide by zero jokes can all the world's nerds invent?

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 16:12

Realistically, 0/0

How many do you think is 0/0?

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 17:08

>>875 question does not exist to humans

>>878 Would you cry if you heard a /dqn/ poster died?

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 17:16

Probably not. It takes a lot for me to cry (unless you count chopping onions as a lot).

When was the last time you cried?

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 19:07

>>877 When a little girl played me my favourite song on guitar

>>479 Do you like to drink alcohol socially?

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 19:12

Whether I enjoy drinking alcohol or not is entirely independent of who I'm with.

What, if anything, are your plans for the weekend?

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 02:05

Homework, gaming, IRC, and boards.

What's your IRC handle for Rizon / synIRC?

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 04:33

evelyn. I don't actively pretend to be a girl, however, and most people realize I'm not. But there's an ircop who once took a liking to me in his drunken stupor and proceeded to OP me in a bunch of random channels. It was rather annoying.

How long have you been using the internet? How has your experience changed? Would you say you spend inordinate amounts of time on it?

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 17:09

>>881 Hmmmm... we got BT dialup when I was in my early teens, and I used it to look up playstation cheats, download songs from the itunes store when i was given gift vouchers, and porn while my mother was at work and my brothers were upstairs. Now I'd say I have a er rich alternate life on the Internet, but I wouldn't go so far to say I live on it, I still have an active social life with many other pastimes, a lot of which are fuelled by the Internet though. I suppose my experiences have grown rather than changed, I now download shitloads of music, have a neatly arranged porn links folder for a range of fetishes, and am passionate about lots of things I wouldn't have heard about were it not for the Internet.

>>883 What was the last thing you masturbated to?

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 17:45

Sayori's Neko Paradise. Which I feel guilty about because she's one of my favorite artists ever and I was always "that guy" who raved about how good her character designs were rather than how much I fap to them. Oh well.

What is the most guilt-inducing thing you have ever masturbated to?

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 18:01

Semi-consensual loli.

What's the least sexual thing you have ever masturbated to?

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 23:59

The song "Power Down" from Epsilon Minus.

Which country do you live in?

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 00:01


What's the name of your computer(s)?

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 00:04

I call her Veronica.

How did you come across 4-ch?

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 00:39

I heard about it on iichan.

What is your website's url, or if you don't, why not?

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 03:12

>>888 my company website is under construction just now (by me) but here is my tumblr

>>890 Go back five pages on my tumblr, what are your first impressions of me and the kind of person I am?

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 03:53

My first impression is that you are probably a 20-something netizen with a somewhat discerning eye but too much individualism. You occasionally have good taste and originality, but have yet to perfect the aesthetic. Sometimes you try too hard. If I knew you I'd probably be your friend but be secretly elitist about it.

How are your relations with your family?

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 05:27

Terrible. We do not get along at all.

What is the greatest band ever?

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 10:00

My tastes are too wide and varied to pick out a favorite anything, really. At the moment, however, I'm enthralled with Finnish indie bands such as Rubik and Disco Ensemble. Also I recently got into the chiptune artists Starscream and IAYD.

List a favorite band from each of the genres you like.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 14:11

I wrote out a long list but then I realized that's not a question! (also I'm too shy to post more about my musical tastes on DQN.)

How do I get out of the portrait portrait grisly?

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 15:53

I don't know what that is and nor does google. Sorry.

What do you do to cheer yourself up when you're ill?

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6754 06:48

Video games, porn, drinking juice, eating cinnamon toast. If I'm too ill do even do those things, I put on a random television or movie that I like while I drift off to sleep.

What's your claim to internet fame?

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6754 16:00

I've made a lot of awful posts on forums.

Any thoughts on the Sonichu sagas?

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6754 17:17

>>896 no thoughts, i know what you're talking about but never had any interest in it.

>>898 Are there any sites where you'd say you are somewhat known, e.g. someone would recognise your name from previous posts and regard you as a person rather than a random poster?

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6754 18:00

No, and that's exactly how I like it to be.

What is your favourite type of cheese?

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6755 01:30

>>898 Lockerbie Mature Cheddar

>>900 Do you like skateboards?

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6755 04:28

I think they're cool.

What is your first name?

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6755 09:32


Is theoretical physics cool?

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6755 16:15

I think it's neat, but not cool like cold fusion or anything.

How do you feel about Buddhism?

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6755 16:16

>>901 I think so.

>>903 What would you call yourself if you decided to be a hip hop emcee?

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6756 13:05

Lacking in shrine maidens. Otherwise, I quite like the idea of it.

"Jimmy Jam-Jars"

Which is your favourite character thread?

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 00:28


Do you wear socks?

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 00:30

Yes. And currently I am wearing my girlfriend's black knee-high socks.

If you could grant one wish unto your best friend, what would it be?

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6758 10:34

>>906 Make him become super wealthy, and hopefully he shares some of that wealth with me.

>>908 What is it like in the alternate universe where the U.S.S.R. is still together even in 2012?

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6758 13:42

Alternate universe threads are outlawed as subversive capitalist propaganda, much like most science fiction. Also, 4chan's boards all embed a flash file playing the Soviet anthem on an endless loop. Apart from that, it's mostly business as usual.

How should I monetize my Japanese language skills?

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6758 21:40

Kidnap rich Japanese businessmen and hold them for ransom.

How much do you like penguins?

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6758 21:59

Kind of a lot. In high school I even designed a machine whose sole purpose was to transport one safely to penguin-rich areas and insulate one from the harsh climate, allowing ample time to select one's penguin of choice and bring it home instantly. Actually, in middle school I also illustrated a series of comics based off the everyday adventures of Tux, the GNU/Linux penguin. I'm pretty sure my fascination with Linux over Unix and BSD back then was due almost solely to the fact that Tux was its mascot.

Thinking farther back, to elementary school nonetheless, I remember a small picture-book I had written for a class project. And guess who my subject was? That's right. Penguins. It was about how they got their sleek, tuxedo-like exterior. You see, a lot of male penguins were confused about the gender of their prospective mates, as every penguin was solid white in color. So they had a meeting and decided the best solution was to paint themselves in the spirit of suave manhood. Thus they contrived the tuxedo-feathering. Throbbing in success, they began to set their sights higher. Hollywood; the big screen; Broadway. And so they left for America, intent on fame and fortune, leaving their female counterparts to slave away in the bleak environs of the Arctic. I stopped there though and didn't give an explanation as to why female penguins are also partly black.

Is there any animal you have a particular fascination with?

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6758 22:48


> Tux, the GNU/Linux penguin

You mean the Linux penguin.

> Is there any animal you have a particular fascination with?


If you could magically have one person die and get away with it, who would you choose and why?

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 19:29

Tokiko. I dare say it's pretty obvious why.

What is the earliest post you can remember making on DQN?

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 22:22

I can't find it now, but it was in the first "time travel" thread.

I have started a cult wherein the main, nay only, tenet is "Don't Be A Dick". How can I popularize it?

914 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6760 00:37

You should waste your money on SEO and context ads.

What is a good way to increase the quality of life without too much effort?

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 07:13

Be really nice to a bunch of people and give them business cards afterwards. Also you should have a cool slogan.

If you were a computer, what would you be?

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 08:13

A server for freedom hosting.

What is the best book you have read?

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 09:58

Invitation to a Beheading, by Nabokov.

Who's yo daddy?

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 11:00

One Mr Brian O'Donnell (not the footballer) of Belfast.

How would you ideally like to die?

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 13:00

Go skydiving and "forget" to deploy my parachute.

What is your opinion on the SAoVQ?

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 20:09

It is too secret for me to express my opinion over this insecure channel.

What can I use for a noose, in lieu of rope?

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 20:22

Those old USB cables that you can never quite remember what they're for, but keep around just in case.

Did Mad Thad deserve it?

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 23:45

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 00:43


What do you reckon >>922 was going to ask?

924 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6761 01:14

"Do you deserve it, >>923?"

Did >>923 deserve it?

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 01:32

Probably whether or not you were going to order a pizza tonight. That's when his doorbell rang and he realized he himself had previously ordered one.

What's with all these disappearing posts?

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 02:57

>>925 You need to degauss your html sockets.

>>927 What's your middle name?

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 05:02

>>926, "Danger" is my middle name. (oh come on, you were thinking it too)

>>928, what's that behind you?

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 06:05

My dresser.

Why do people ignore Espeon's questions? I really hope it's just one guy.

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 06:40

There's a long and tired history of Espeon love/hatred. See for details. I don't like ignoring posts, but I think it's better than direct attacks. Those just end up filling the board with endless arguments that will never sway either side.

Why are we so meta here?

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 06:51

We don't know what else to discuss.

What's the second chapter of Finnegans Wake about?

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 13:12

It's about not answering Tokiko's questions.

You are stuck on a desert island with one DVD, one music album and one book of your choice (and a device to play them all on). What do you pick?

932 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6761 19:00

I'd prefer Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle! If there is an electric socket on a nearby tree, I'd also like Survive Style 5+ and Equinoxe by Jean Michel Jarre.

Are you going to ignore this question?w

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 19:29


What's the second chapter of Finnegans Wake about?

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 21:24

It's about a chapter long.

...hmm. What IS the second chapter of Finnegans Wake about?

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 21:28

A chapter long.

What is your favorite number and why?

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 21:36

My favorite number is "i" because I think I need to be more imaginative.

What should I have for lunch? Choices are limited to whatever's left in the vending machines in the cafeteria this late.

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 21:50

Something with lots of carbs.

Why is Rei associated with the phrase "poka-poka"?

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 22:28

Because of the nerds who want to poka-poka her orifices with a male organ.

Where do you keep YOUR male organ?

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 01:37

Usually, in my pants. Sometimes in my hands.

What do you usually jerk off to?

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 02:24

>>939 Asian BBW

>>941 if you had to make one person become fat, who would it be?

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 19:07

Some arbitrary anorexic girl.

What is your favourite alcoholic beverage?

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 19:17

Vodka. It's the only one I can stomach in large amounts, although I'll hold my whiskey or rum if I really have to.

How often do you drink?

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:09

>>942 I don't really drink that often, though when I do i drink a bottle of whisky, though I don't get that drunk. I do lots of drugs though.

>>944 What is your proudest achievement?

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:28

Getting a supportive girlfriend.

What is your happiest memory?

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 00:00

Getting a Super Nintendo.

Is there anything you'd change about yourself or your past? Why?

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 14:44

Not particularly; my life is good enough as it is and I think meddling with the past is just as likely to make my life worse as better.

Roughly, how many posts do you make per day on DQN?

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 15:45

Probably about 3 or 4.

Is that too many?

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 16:04

Naw, I make maybe 15 or more.

Have you ever had a girlfriend before?

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 16:57

>>948 I've had a few and now I have a fiancé

>>950 What age were the youngest and oldest people you've slept with?

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 18:22

N/A and N/A. (Really, what were you expecting?)

Do you own any real life mittens? If so, what are they like?

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 22:24

Unfortunately I don't. I would like some cute mittens but I'm too asocial to go out and buy some. I do, however, own a fine pair of oven mitts. Sometimes I close my eyes and pretend they're nice, fuzzy mittens.

What unusual talents do you have?

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 01:54

>>951 I can play this by squeezing my ears

>>953 If I've based my life around the Katamari games, what else might I enjoy?

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 05:51

Perhaps other things quirky and Japanese? Such as maybe Juicy Panic music videos, or films by Hajime Ishimine, or little-known Japanese DS games like "Contact". I dunno, I guess it depends which part of the Katamariverse that most appeals to you, and what kind of media you're looking for. Sorry I couldn't give better recommendations.

What's your favorite alcoholic drink?

954 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6764 11:19

It's champagne!

Unless it's a bulk process champagne which is cheap and widely available (and therefore very popular in this country). I really hate this swill branded as "Sovetskoye Shampanskoye", "Rossiyskoye Shampanskoye". I also had quite a laugh when I discovered "Chateau Tamagne" sparkling wine. How should I put it... "French MY ASS", I guess?

But I'm missing the point here. I prefer brut!

How long will Putin rule this country? Will he retire after next 12 years?

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 12:26

I don't know.

When was the last time you were in hospital and what was it for?

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 16:21

>>955 Hmmm I think it was to get a tooth taken out under general anaesthetic, maybeee 6 years ago?

>>957 Who's your favourite artist?

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 16:23

Sep. 6763, 1995. MRI of my spine to see if this tumor is operable at all.

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 16:48

Probably either René Magritte or Vincent Van Gogh.

Relax, Thomas Becket has been dead for 823 years now.

When was the last time you played with lego?

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 19:05

>>958 the year was 1996. I was 12 years old.

>>960 What is your favorite DQN thread that is in the top 40?

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 21:48

<a href="">[Quantum theory] ITT we send the next poster to a parallel universe and they tell us about it [go]</a>. There are some fascinating concepts explored there!

What would your ideal home look like? Also, where would it be located?

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 03:31

It would be very small and simple, maybe just 1 bed, 1 bath, living room and small kitchen. It would be right outside Portland, Oregon.

How could I have used shraistish in the CAPTCHA thread?

962 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6766 12:17

You could've pretended that you misspelled german "Schreibtisch" ( and proceed talking about it.

What's you online weakness?

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 12:42

I'm fond of using a name on an anonymous forum. Not saying which one, but there are pictures on it. It's not exactly a weakness, but I know that it upsets some people to the point where they've tried to find my personal information and photographs on a number of occasions.

What's the point of ``doxing"?

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 13:44

Are you asking me what doxing means, or why do people do it? I'll assume the latter. Some people just can't take it easy on the Internet, I guess.

Who do you think >>963 is? I think its' "him".

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 14:32

I think it's "him" too, though perhaps making him feel important like this is a terrible idea. To be honest I feel sorry for him--of course I object to trolling, particularly when it's the lowest common denominator of trolling and very obnoxious, but nobody deserves to be stalked or bullied. Nobody!

What do you think of "cyberbullying"?

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 14:52

I'm against all types of bullying.

Did grumpy jii-san die?

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 16:33

Yes, and he cursed your name with his dying breath.

Is the milf captcha trying to tell me something?

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 17:06

I think that you know that it is. Don't be koy.

Why haven't I done that thing yet, the one I've been meaning to do for weeks now?

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 17:47

Because you'll "do it tomorrow."

What is the secret to happiness?

970 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6767 18:18

A blooming sakura. Or a bunch of new shiny gadgets. What suits you the best.

What is Buddha?

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 18:27


What is your favourite three digit number?

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 20:14

No, you're not. Stop trying to infer nonexistent hidden meanings from my post format. It's 502, if you must know.

What would a religion based on DQN be like?

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 20:37

The best I can think of is "don't think, feel", too bad that meme is awfully stale now. Founding a religion requires divine mandate, and I'm sure that has nothing to do with a low-traffic textboard.

What do you like the most in Japanese culture?

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 20:44


Are you psyched? I'm psyched!

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 20:54

Hell yes I'm psyched!

Are you psyched like >>974 and myself?!

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 21:54


What can I do to motivate myself?

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 03:37

>>976 Watch GMTV in the 90s

>>978 What do you do when you get a cold?

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 11:03

>>977, I sneeze a lot.

>>979, I think this batch of egg roll filling needs more bean sprouts. Do you concur?

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 11:26


What was >>972 talking about?

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 11:40

I assume that he implied that he was poking fun at the posting format of this thread and that he interpreted the post above him as someone who first guessed his favourite three digit number and afterwards asked him what it actually was.

Do you tan easily?

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 15:07

In theory I do, but in practice I'm too rarely exposed to direct sunlight.

Now that no longer provides pirated eBook downloads, where can I go to feed my addiction?

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 16:49

To be honest, I just use Google. I plug in the title and the words "ebook" and "torrent". Many false positives, but they have led to interesting discoveries, such as "Outies" by Pournelle's daughter!

Should the time I took typing the above lead to this post being >>983 (as it did with my Becket question abover), how best may I expiate my shame?

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 17:57

>>982 You are fine my friend.

>>984 White chocolate, milk chocolate, or dark chocolate? Which is best out of those three?

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 18:35

Dark chocolate.

Why do I love cats so damn much?

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 18:53

Because you are not an idiot.

What is the best pre-1900 era in which to have lived, in your opinion, and why?

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 18:58

Athens around 480 BC, provided you're an affluent male citizen. You get to troll philosophers with meaningless questions, while slaves do all the tedious work of day-to-day life for you!

Which space trading simulator is superior, Oolite or Vega Strike?

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 11:34

I never got into Oolite. Vega Strike was very addictive though. Shame it seems to be dead. Star Control II/The Ur-Quan Masters is fun too, go play it.

What is the best thing in the world (besides mittens)?

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 13:28

Best is subjective, but for me I'd say the best thing in the world is music. (Also I agree Star Control II is very fun!)

Whose birthdays do you remember, if any?

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 13:38

I am terrible with birthdays. I even forget my own birthday. I remember going to the dentist as a child and when they asked me my birth date, I cried because I couldn't remember. I haven't improved either. Just a few years ago I ordered some alcohol from an alcohol delivery service (really convenient, more places should do this) and the scary-looking delivery man asked for my ID. Of course I was old enough, so I wasn't worried. But then he asked for my date of birth to check it with me. I panicked and got the day and month backwards (I mentally see dates as numbers, e.g. 1993-09-6769). Needless to say, I ended up spending that night sober.
So to answer your question: nobody's.

What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 14:04

>>989 One time I got drunk and took a girl home and had sex with her, and I was quite proud of my performance, but in the morning I woke up and wet the bed while she was next to me.

>>991 When was the last time you went swimming?

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 17:05

A few weeks ago. It was a fancy place owned by a hotel with a jacuzzi, a steam room, two saunas and a plunge pool. It was quite nice.

Roughly, how many threads have you started in your time as a member of the Elitist Superstructure?

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 17:49

Less than ten.

How long have you been a member of the Elitist Superstructure?

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 17:57

I think I was enrolled some time around the 6500th of September.

How beady are your eyes?

994 Name: ( ・-・) : 1993-09-6769 18:38

Very beady indeed, >>993.

>>994, do you think we'll have a memorable ending to this thread?

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 18:53

>>994 It will be pleasant, but probably not memorable.

>>996 On a scale of 1 to 10, how sexual are you?

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 19:34

Probably about 4.5

Is writing poetry a particularly pretentious thing to do?

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 20:46

No, but appreciating it can be.

Is getting >>999 a particularly pretentious thing to do?

998 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6769 20:59

No, I'm just posting here because it's the last chance to post in this thread. It doesn't matter whenever it's >>998 or >>999.

How does getting >>999 feel like?

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 21:06

It's pretty nice.

Has this thread been closed? Can I post in this thread any longer?

This thread has been closed. You cannot post in this thread any longer.