Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
Just woke up, still breathing, every day a new opportunity yada yada yada
tiny geese
I really can't justify spending another £20 on yet another dildo...
Just combine the dildos you already have.
>>5
Really? More dildos until the room is too full to move is worth $5 each to me.
>>5
Really? More dildos until the room is too full to move is worth $20 each to me.
I love the word dildo. It's such a silly sounding word for such a silly looking thing.
Dubs are lame, just learn to read quicker
Is it alright to binge on healthy junk food because it's healthier than normal junk food?
when did /pol/tards get on 4-ch lmfao
Anime Scott Fitzgerald
I actually woke up right on time to make the last post in the last thread, but decided against it.
>>19 Maybe it was for the best, or maybe a crisis could have been averted with the insight you could've offered...
>>19
I wish that I had posted something more creative. Maybe just a "See you next time!" under the traditional text art.
I like things.
Warm snuggly girl making warm snuggling sounds as she warmly snuggles up to you.
I'm really feeling it!
had a wonderful day
I like bumping things.
Breaking a full jar ends melancholy very efficiently.
Ranged combat is boring and lame.
I could really go for a burger right about now
Is it too much to ask if you guys do a half-decent job for a change? I'm literally losing my shit here.
sniff cocaine off my boner
Ton? Ka... Tsu! Ahahahaha.
I want to be as soft as possible till I die
life is meaningless but i'm afraid to waste it and know i will
>>38
It's all a matter of discipline. If you don't work out already, bodyweight exercises are a good first step towards developing that. Reading some philosophy wouldn't hurt either -- it sure helped me a lot in realizing what activities were/weren't beneficial.
Kiss me, darling.
These are truly the last days.
No don't
DQN cakes
DQN cakefarts
>All of this was on fire last night. Still kinda is.
Blood loss feels like being slightly tipsy all the time.
Well, aren't you lovely.
With his arms outstretched?
Fuck number lines.
They don't sleep anymore on the beach.
U... uguu~
That through this great sea of blackness that I penetrated through these corridors and I went through that last segment where I went through these dark serpentines I passed through that corridor where they sat where they are.
がんばれビーム
"trap MILF dad: getting fucked by my daughter's boyfriend"
god damn dude, these CG set titles
A guy I don't know collapsed into me drunk and said "I just want to be happy, man," and I completely understood him. Is that normal?
yeah
nah
Wait, no, I can't post that now.
Two cute girls holding hands.
I love this style but there's just too much vertical space between posts. Goodbye my cute girls ;-;
Ready or not, HERE I COME!!
I guess my quality of humor has dropped a lot
I want my brother back.
>>72
My heart goes out to you. I hope you've been doing alright.
love, love will tear us apart... again.
I see myself an obama lover
More mustard...
Are any DQNs gonna play on Nostalrius/Elysium when it relaunches? We should make a guild on Horde.
ITT we make a DQN QUALITY minecraft mod one line of code at a time [Part VII]
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For sale:
Baby shoes
Moderately worn
LASER BLASTER — NEON DISASTER
For sale:
Baby shoes
Manufacturer: xorn
>WTS
LEGENDARY boots of exp boost
Crafted by: L3golas86
For sale:
Baby Shoes
Unwanted baby with stupid name
I feel like I caught some kind of autism from using that one political board on ebaumsworld imageboard for a few weeks. Bashing my head against a wall didn't cure it... What do I do?
General symptoms include drowsiness, sluggishness, confused thoughts, anger at different ideas.
Baby shoes: Free to good home
Big baby
The shoes didn't fit
>Want to trade
Big manbaby for small baby that would fit Baby shoes
PM: lmDaLegolASS
Baby shoes:
Must have prior experience
Well he is extremely attractive indeed.
Or maybe I am just
Hey guys, I missed this weeks post. Could someone update me on what's happened since I was gone? I just need the highlights.
Wait, is NPR playing Renai Circulation mashups?
>>96
I heard it briefly, but when I turned the radio back on they had moved on to a Fresh Prince mashup.
I would actually really love a Mintest server for all anonymous textboard channel users. That would be great.
If I had the hardware to set it up myself I would.
I would sell my soul to have a pet catgirl.
I would sell my soul to be a pet catgirl.
For sale:
Pet catgirl, never worn.
>>98
But minetest is bad and minecraft would be better and easier.
I'm getting that wispy tipsy butterfly's in my stomach feeling that I haven't had for a year now.
Can't handle someone's point of view
Better start dropping Starcraft and teenage girl acronyms
What's next
Predictive keyboard don't fail me now:
The fact I can see that I can see you soon in my room is a good one for you and I don't think that is not an issue of whether it was not immediately available to all of them in my room is a good one for you and I don't think that is not an issue of whether it was not immediately available to all of them and then it will take you home to see what happens when you are so much for your support of his career and life and you know that I'm a big fan of this world to her in her sleep on a Friday afternoon to discuss a wide variety in this country has to go out with me on a Friday afternoon to discuss a wide variety in this country has to go out with me on a Saturday afternoon in Europe to do that in mind for you guys should come back in a row in this country and a great way to keep my mouth and a great way to keep my mouth and let you down for you guys should come back in a row in this case to get to go back in time and it will take you home to see what happens when you are so much for your support of his career and a lot to be able and a lot to be able and a great way to go back in time and money laundering charges against a team that is not an option for you and your a great way to keep it real wit my bro and his family in my room and my dad just told my dad just called my dad just told my dad just called my dad just said I can get it together for you and your a great way to keep it real wit my bro and his family in my room and my dad just said I can get it together for you and I have a great way to keep my eyes out and get it to me that you are so many things I do it again I will never get to know what to say I don't think that I can see what
Well shit.
Roommate's watching That 70s Show in the other room. I hear the dialog and the laugh track. The laugh track sounds like an immature shoggoth sneezing through all its mouths.
Fucking laugh tracks always sounded alien to me.
When everyone lives in the future...
the present is... au revoir.
Oh pillow-chan, you're so cute.
いつまで二人でいるのかな
本当の気持ちは秘密だよ
秘密だよ
Looks like I already added loli to my spellcheck dictionary.
internet correspondence fatigue
web exhaustion
fuckl
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
YEAH
Is there a programmable clock radio out there that can switch stations according to a schedule? I'd like to have it switch from NPR to a classical station when the jazz is over and the news comes on.
It Must Have Been the Thistletoe
Cute girl cuddling you forever.
Every attempt to decuddle so you can get other things done is met by her cuddling even harder until she cuddles the life completely out of you and then begins feeding.
>>127
if the giant python is also a cute girl who cuddles me forever, then sure
I'm gonna cuddle my dick into your small intestine if you don't knock off the fucking cuteposting NERD
Cute girl cute cute CUTE cute CUTECUTE CUTE!
Ten cute girls tackling >>129 to the ground and violently cuddling him into submission.
Really ugly & creepy guy writing posts about cuddling cute girls while hugging his dakimakrua tight.
>>132 is the ugliest bitch on the planet. He thinks he's some sort of thug, but he doesn't know the truth about the streets.
austrians are such jews that they've somehow convinced the entire world that hitler was german and mozart was austrian
captcha: von
>>136
Whaaaaaattttt.... Hitler was definitely from germany. That's why Germany is the bad guy in all the video games. And I'm pretty sure Mozart was English and not Austrian. Are you trying to tell me that the sliver of truth that I'm holding on to is a lie? If this isn't true, then what is? Is Austria manipulating me? My whole life revolved around a lie!
I need to write some really deep and inciteful poetry and then finish it up with "and I'm a poet and I didn't even know it"
Cute nonlinear partial differential equation with cute waveform solutions.
I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul.
Bitch, I'm morose and lugubrious
Everything's coming up (*ﾟーﾟ)!
>>137 Salzburg was an independent duchy when Mozart was born, it wasn't part of Austria until like 20 years after he died.
I like when Pingu gets big
I should eat a pony...
I finally asked a girl to a dance, a year and a half after graduating high school.
I can't tell if this is satire or not but lmao
https://dqnquality.tumblr.com/post/152939787463/excuse-me-if-this-gets-too-dramatic-or
>>148
Healthy young man starts posting on the internet, gets pumped with a massive dump of memes, doesn't feel good and changes - TRANSWOMAN. Many such cases!
My words scratch the back of your eyes.
>>144 it was an archbishopric, was it not? Regardless, I'm not sure whether people are getting the quote wrong intentionally but there are definitely people getting it wrong because they can't tell Mozart from Beethoven.
>>152 wasn't beethoven the deaf dumb and blind kid who played a mean pinball
>>148 I always hated this blog and I'm almost certain that some neurotic whining tumblr babies found their way here from it.
>>156
No, Beethoven was a dog. You're thinking of the fictional character of the same name from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
If I find prawns in my food one more time I swear
Is putting prawns in >>159's food a fascist act? Answers on a postcard please.
captcha: soy
Anonymous boards have always been a great place for jokes and creativity, and a terrible place for serious discussion. Actually, this applies to the internet in general.
A friend asked me who my favorite mangaka was, and I meant to answer Shintaro Kago, but accidentally said Senke Kagero, a loli H-manga artist whose work "Petite Heaven" I had enjoyed the previous night. Of course, Shintaro's work is much more disgusting than loli H-manga, but it's less embarrassing to say you like it because it's usually viewed as art rather than porn. Fortunately I doubt the friend will remember the name or bother to look it up.
How do you even remember ero / guro manga artist's names. Benn years of reading and I can remember the ones who have catchy English slang ones like Noise, umm. That one guy who draws guro shoujo and has the flying lotus album cover. Akai Mato would be the most recent recall.
> when the thread is wew lad
wew lad
I think I'm losing my mind.
>>166
If they have a destinctive style it's easier to remember, like RUSTLE, nnS, sleety/aosora, raguki kobo, douman seiman, kashmir, and horihone saizou.
>>173
You offend and disgust me! Educate yourself:
http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/peacock-clock
https://youtu.be/-q0FAYE0_1Y
Autism Intensifies
>>168,174
I find 18th century automata pretty impressive all around, but that's like in a league of its own, mang.
Plot twist: the spammer is actually trying to arrange the threads in order of start date using bogosort.
More guns
>>180
Shut the fuck up! You're not a goddamn psychologist. I'm not doing it seriously. I'm only doing it because it makes you mad.
>he should post repetitively post the same thing
That's redundant and so many ways. You're a fucking idiot.
mfw not having fun troll-feeding/watching because they're trying to keep it to the absolute minimum effort possible
>>181
I think it's sweet. You're trying to interact with people, you just don't quite know how. Memes are funny, right? People love those memes. So you pick one and hope someone will like you for posting it. No response? Post it again, hopefully somewhere someone will see it this time. Well, honey, you got a smile out of me, so your efforts are finally starting to pay off.
Never mind, I just read the last 50 posts. This thread belongs in one of those cringe subreddits about self-declared intellectuals who own a trillby and a sword.
I sure do love chocolate.
>self-declared intellectuals who own a trillby and a sword.
That's some fancy wording you got there.
>>184
That's where you're wrong. It's you who belongs to plebbit.
We're a little bit over 1,212 weeks into September, and it's already snowing.
GLOBAL WARMING MY ASS
>>173
Certainly not mad. We, the NEETkin, are above that. Thank you for enduring the struggle.
You have to understand, however, that proper hikikomori are too proud and withdrawn to apply for welfare. In some cases they are supported by their relatives, others take up temporary jobs, the luckiest inherit or quickly earn their riches (e.g. Notch), but all of them value asceticism.
Oh wait, did the THREAD just explode while I was carefully wording all that?
One thing I like in Star Wars. When you want to go somewhere without being bothered, all you do is throw on a hooded cloak, cover your face, and everybody on the street just leaves you alone. Nobody even looks twice.
Also speeders. Speeders rock.
Get outta here
no u
No, you fuck. This was my GET, get out of my GET.
>These fucking welfare man babies are why I struggle everyday
No they aren't.
Also I'm too lazy to go back and quote, but whoever said hard work makes the economy grow was also talking shit. The economy is now financialized. The economy grows because wanks in banks speculate. The only hard work that matters is that of Foxconn slaves in China, and I don't think >>173 san is a Foxconn slave. (Though if he is, he's still not supporting those on welfare - he's supporting party apparatchiks.)
I like birds.
Expose your phalluses in order to commemorate a certain departed silverback gorilla
Scots, wha hae wi Wallace bled
Scots, wham Bruce has aften led
Welcome tae yer gory bed
Or tae victorie
Let's just start over
Some day we'll look back on this and laugh.
I don't know why my thread did not meet dqn standards, but in its spirit I must say:
You can't swing a dead cow without hitting a critic.
I really hope art deco makes a comeback.
>>204
I'm honestly more of a fan of art nouveau, but art deco is nice too.
I regret it.
The neighbour upstairs just won't stop dying. But that doesn't discourage him from playing.
Stick a needle in my eye, I hate myself and wish to die.
2008 was our last chance.
We blew it.
Cute girl blushing and mumbling awkwardly that she loves you and wants to be with you forever.
>>209
No more destroying everything good in the world for you!
BACK TO YOUR ROOM!!!
My mood has abruptly improved.
Total chaos.
I think I might be "prison gay"
I'm just gay for dicks
I'm just gay for cute guys who lounge around and have fun playing videogames.
I'm just gay for women though I'm a man.
Paint me a picture of the way that you feel.
Close your eyes and make it real.
You don't have to smile if you don't want too.
you're not a snow mexican't, you're a snow mexiCAN
holy christ dawnguard is TERRIBLE
how do you fuck up van hellsing: dragonborn edition this badly?
by being bethesda, that's how
like i start out and i have to clear some cave and i find some vampire girl
ok cool
for some reason i dont just kill her and take the elder scroll from her and preempt the whole questline but i actually go along with her bullshit and go back to her castle and then also somehow she just walks into a fort full of vampire hunters while being all vampirey and they just let her in to come talk to me, fucking when she's done talking head vampire slayer guy is like "so now that this thing is done talking is there any reason we should let it live" but you can't even fucking just answer "nah man light dis bitch up" you have to keep going along with her stupid inane bullshit for another 8 hours
Diarrhea has more entropy than normal pooop
Israeli
Secret
Intelligence
Service
#woah
I'm just not feeling it.
>>225 "you have to keep going along with her stupid inane bullshit for another 8 hour" is basically every quest in Skyrim
Lolicon is a disease.
Do you think there are people who don't deserve to be loved? People who are just the right combination of boring, obnoxious, ugly, and negative such that no matter what you care about you can find someone better? I'm asking for a friend. I desperately need one.
See the little faggot with the earring and the make up
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire
>>235
I always found the hook about appliances funny, but it was only recently I found those were lyrics too, so now it's even funnier.
>>233
I don't know if anybody "deserves" anything but I personally gave up trying to love negative people in particular. It's a draining uphill battle, and usually not worth the effort. Their problems become your problems and they drag you down with you. I bet somebody with a big heart and a lot of patience could do it, but those people are pretty hard to find. I guess that's why Jesus is so popular. And moms.
>This post belongs to a parent and has 2 siblings
>You need a gold account to see this image.
ayyy
Japanese is just such a nice language in so many ways.
> You pop your contact lens in your mouth when if falls out. Just about every contact wearer has been there: Your lens falls out while you're away from home. It's a tricky problem if you don't have solution, a spare lens or a pair of glasses nearby. Besides being prepared with these items stored at your office, car or purse, there are no great solutions to this problem. But there is one terrible idea. In perhaps a quick attempt to lubricate the lens, many folks will put it in their mouth before sticking it back into their eye. Given that our spit has about 60,000 bacteria per drop, Sindt identifies this solution as "the worst possible thing you can do."
The fuck? Is this something people seriously don't realize? Even an old fart like myself was told all the basic facts necessary to put this together in grade school. Your computer's grammar check is perfectly capable of notifying you of typos like using if when you mean it.
All the activist groups I subscribed to are freaking out over trumps policies.
>>243
Why not just rinse it off with tap water? I've never felt the urge to wash my contact lenses with spit.
>>245
Bacteria is also a potential problem there (since the contact keeps some of it there, unlike if you just get some in your eyes). AFAIK the only thing you ought wash a contact with is lens solution, and even then, while the odds are good that it's fine, it's probably not worth the stakes that it might not be.
If you are familiar with the kind of clickbait drivel it's copipe'd from, though, the odds are also good that there aren't a whole lot of people actually doing something that bad. Not to put too fine a point on it, but sometimes it seems to me that the writers and readers of this sort of crap have a burning need to confirm that someone out there is dumber than them. (Nonetheless, there are other mind-blowingly dangerous things people frequently do with contacts... you won't BELIEVE what happens next.)
Tegan and Sarah
It's called a boner because you use it to bone-her
If you search on google for "gamecube best horror game" you get Eternal Darkness on the info box on the right, isn't that neat?
If you remove "S, E, and K" from "STAR TREK," you get TAR TR which is similar to the word "tartar."
If you leave the "S" in, it's like the word "starter"
Encounter with a "man-spreader":
Normal person: "Hey buddy can you move your leg a bit and give me some room?"
Man-spreader: Oh, sure thing, sorry 'bout that. moves leg
__________
Mentally ill retard: grr this cis white shitlord won't move his leg and give me some room, I can't wait to get home and write an extensive op-ed about this on tumblr
Man-spreader: is unaware that he is being inconsiderate because MIR was too passive-aggressive to actually say anything
Cute girl who has suffered brain damage and forgotten every word in her vocabulary apart from もふもふ.
>>254
Maybe you should politely tell that person on tumblr this rather than writing about it on DQN.
No, dear, your ass makes the dress look big.
Goodbye separation of church and state
Goodbye net neutrality
Goodbye marijuana
Hello the meme generation
>>260
Looks like you've bitten off more than you can chew, partner. ♥
>>263
Just when I thought you couldn't get any more delusional.
Keep it up kids and I'm turning this thread around and we're going back home.
So well... I had a good day. Ask me anything
I received two hugs today.
>>275
Why not? Might as well enjoy the time, take up a hobby. Don't suppress yourself with constant "Oh no, Trump is the president, but not my president!" thoughts.
Just think of all of us, suckers, who don't live in the US and at whose expense the goal of America's greatness is usually achieved.
I'm a practicing chrischan
>>279 as long as Trump's new department and agency chiefs don't find a way to send black vans around to round up undesirables, I'll be fine. But if they do, I'm fucked. Hoping they'll at least let me emigrate if it comes to that.
>>279
I think Trump is a threat to US hegemony, actually. The kind of kleptocrat only banana republics get.
If you are part of China's growing middle class, the next 4 or 8 years are going to be pretty swell.
I don't think petty American human politics are an interesting subject of discussion for the Elitist Superstructure of DQN. In fact it's rather distasteful. Isn't there a politics board of some sort on 4-ch.net?
There is too much thinking and not enough tanasinn latel∵∵∵
Monotonically increasing cuddlability index.
Why are there so many cute crossdressers who are only into women, it's not fair.
tfw you forget the theme you were going to compose seconds before you can write it down
Periods need to be stopped. I want to fuck NOW.
P.S. Flemish reds fucking rule
I'm hungary
That's not cute.
lol jk dnt rly kys yr butifl on t insid bbz
the half brother of the president is on twitter calling people cucks and talking about traps and anime, holy shit this is 2016
>>297
Don't diss Malik Obama. He's the only honest man in that family.
Definitely bananya.
A Flemish red before bed
Jerry Seinfeld and flood will meld
The waters led them to be wed
Cute girl tied face-down to your bed writhing around in disgust and discomfort as you shove live eels in her vagina and anus and nibble on her neck.
Cute trap tied up and beaten and then choked out while you fuck him until you both cum.
Nothing
That's what I want
that moment when you're a nazi cyborg who survived not one but THREE encounters with the aztec fitness gods but then you get merked in the back by some bolshevik shit eater and die at stalingrad
I'm crabby, guys. Crabbier than I've been in recent memory.
Unhappy people.
Today was an unlucky day.
Cute trap who can only cum by being tied up and beaten and choked and fucked like a piece of meat
>>308
I'm crabby because I can't eat crab tonight. You too?
Cute girl tying you up so she can tickle you mercilessly and blow raspberries on your belly.
I decided I'm going to waste less time on the interwebs and use that time to get good at drawing. It's something I've always kind of wanted to be good at. Not to quit/replace my day job, just as a hobby. So I spent some money on supplies and came up with a few rules/goals:
Some additional notes:
So far I'm at 29/10000. Primarily working on fundamentals and training my muscles right now. I took a drawing class some time ago, so I'm not starting from scratch, but I do have to relearn a lot. I've been watching some speedpainting videos to pick up techniques and that's been pretty helpful. Once I get through this stage, I can move on to the crappy Inuyasha fanart stage, which hopefully won't last more than a few hundred drawings before I upgrade to the crappy Sailor Moon fanart stage. Then it's Green Hill Zone, and eventually I'll enter a cocoon (by making my DeviantArt account private) and later emerge, finally able to draw a convincing cute girl tying you up so she can tickle you mercilessly and blow raspberries on your belly.
>>291
Just fuck in the shower. Or if it's not at the height of periodicity (only a little blood) put a towel down on the bed and do cowgirl style, then take a shower afterward. I do it all the time.
>>315 for fuck's sake just GO OUTSIDE AND TALK TO GIRLS UNTIL YOU FIND ONE THAT LIKES YOU it's not that hard really
gross
>>316
That's really cool and inspiring, I wish you the best of luck! Please draw and post a picture of a loli catgirl flying an F-14 once you're good enough.
>>318
Thank you for your concern but I honestly don't much care for 3DPD. That's not to say I dislike them, just that I extract immeasurably much more pleasure from 2D or entirely imaginary cute girls.
in like a year or two you're going to come back to these threads and realize what a massive flaming faggot you were being
Cute trap who can only cum while suffocating and doing urethral insertion while being DI'd in both holes.
In a year or two this thread will still be on the front page
How are there boy/girl pairs here? Disgusting.
>>325
How are there boy/boy and girl/girl pairs here? Delightful.
8 is a prime number
>>324 It will be [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal] but it will not be [#23] (328)
I should of devoted all of my posting efforts on one website instead of cross posting on multiple places over the years. Like one of those forum users who have 100000 post tied to their name, Instead everything is lost. I should of made a diary.
The Shadow Brokers types like someone whose English is just fine but is faking a Russian accent. But there is a significant chance they might actually be Russian. This aspect is amusing to me.
someday I too will be bones
>>334
No basements here. Too close to the ocean. High risk of flooding.
What a nice show. Can't wait to practice more tomorrow.
whatsapp is kind of like what you say when hear about it, like "whats'at"
>>339
PROTIP: It is actually "should have" or "should've" for short, not *"should of".
captcha: unhell
It's "Every Day" not "Everyday" you fucking cretin Cruz Beckam
Gonna be a good day.
#DoOver? Seriously? What are y'all, ten years old?
Im fucking piss of rn!
Yesterday sucked.Today sucked. Tomorrow will suck.
Maybe if I pretend to be a dragon things will be less miserable.
I take it back. Yesterday was awesome. I sucked.
I vow to do better, become better, make the world better every day.
I like the taste of my antidepressant pills.
My pillow must be one of the most cuddled objects on Earth.
Holy Roman Emperor: GIVE ME BACK ANSBACH! autistic screeching
Me: It was never yours anyway, come and take it faggot.
HRE: THIS ISN'T OVER! casts a 10 year debuff then forgets about me
M4M: seeking someone with intimate knowledge of both German and Russian for language tutoring. Must be single and have no family or anyone that would worry if you were missing for an extensive period of time. I totally am not planning to kill you and eat your tongue to absorb your linguistic faculties.
PSA: The original DOOM mods of penis guns do not work for the new DOOM.
Macho cheese
Dragons don't even have fur.
>>358
Some dragons do.
Some dragons wear business suits and run investment firms.
>>347
Don't give up and don't listen to the likes of >>357! You can be anything you want!
You can be a cuddly little furred fantasy dragon, a mighty sergal or go classic, like a mighty Western dragon or a mysterious oriental one! Just remember, don't go too edgy.
If the furries come crawling to murr with you, just punch them in the snout to establish superiority.
>>359
And peddle plastic dicks over the Internet...
>>359
Love Dragon's Den but only the Canadian version. Quid is the most disgusting word in the English language.
Did I ever tell you how I got the nickname “The Dragon of the West”?
>>362
Does it involve your tatoos, your trip to Japan, and the copious amounts of drugs, women, and money you brought back ?
The password I most commonly use is "choreUdder1776"
Common snes
Donald Trump has tiny hands
I hate myself and I want to die
BECAUSE IT'S WINTER
Turned the knife on himself!
Dividing driver!
Sharp like incisor!
Called him the Kaiser!
doesn't look like a MacGyver
is it gay to fap to female x trap femdom doujinshi if you self insert as the girl?
I love Harambe, the ape who died. I love the dead ape Harambe.
I sincerely hope I recall this post before passing away
>DQN DQN LOL is actually the last post a lifelong DQN poster makes before dying.
It will cheer me right up.
somos os rapaz
fazemos barulho
Cute girl tying herself up with a big ribbon and giving herself to you as a Christmas present.
MERRY KURISUMASU
From Europe!
I'm feeling the holiday spirit tonight!
I'm sick for Christmas, which means I've been sleeping late, watching TV, and having my mom make me tea.
(as usual)
Afrun rebound help
every year christmas feels less consequential.
yet i still give in to a pang of sentimentality.
next year, my dear. next year.
I'm pretty drunk.
I love this kokeshi doll, I just want to give it a smooch.
Wind Waker? More like "Wind Breaker!"
There are some things that empirical science just can't mansplain.
>>386
I'm going to smooch Shino and there's nothing you can do about it!
Why doesn't the vaporwave crowd ever talk about Starship Titanic? It fits the aesthetic pretty well, all things considered.
>>385 did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]
I still have a stuffy nose from that Afrin rebound.
Redpill me on Boon
"Those who run around with their arms outstretched making airplane noises sicken me deeply. Bu-n was a mistake." -Boon
if you havin' brain problems i feel bad for you son
i got 99 problems but autism ain't one
i'm sure i made a post here but i forgot exactly when i did it and now i can't relocate it to see if anyone replied.
i'll just imagine everyone agreed with me and said i was right.
my captcha a few minutes ago was "done", now it's "death"
#spooky
If you stop being afraid of being called childish because you've put away childish things like the fear of being called childish then isn't that just meta-childishness? Being afraid of being called childish is for children, look how not childish I am.
meta stuff is pretty adult.
I like that manga My Little Sister Is A Metaphysicist
>>402, 406
And now it is exren. Are you or any of your friends named Ren?
>>407 no, but I am actually a wren. There's a cat staring at me through the window and I'm pretty spooked.
Haughty aristocratic cute girl paying you money to cuddle her.
>>411
You make the ascot look good, keep rockin that, but man drop your voice like half an octave please.
dick
I only improve myself of spite for others
I need to ganbaru harder.
One of these days I will learn how to gaman the fuck up.
I will become umai. Nobody can stop me
You and a cute girl just snuggling one another into warm, soft, snuggly oblivion.
CHICKEN IS SUCH A GOOD MEAT!
Brought to you by Chick-Fil-A
It's weird to think this place has been up for 10-11 years.
All alone for new year's eve (as usual)
Shiitake ganai
My girlfriend will be spending new year's with her family/friends. Is it selfish to feel upset about this?
>>428
Why not go with her? Or are you expecting her to spend it with your family instead of hers?
Haven't watched Netflix for months, so I cancelled it. I feel like I'm betraying my on-demand generation.
It's just so bad.
Coleslaw is amaxing, you stupid whore
5 years since Kim Jong-un became Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army. But would press write about it? No, it would write about hundreds (of thousands) personally executed by the Brilliant Comrade.
I HOPE SHE REPLIES SOON (´･ω･`)
It's magic!
>>433
Oh, I see. I think you might be experiencing the fear of missing out.
This mogra stream is good
Well, what a stupid fucking year that was.
No fucking way, it's new year already and it's going pretty well!
Err, I mean, Eternal September is going pretty well!!
ha ha
cum mag ic ha ha madong LADY! lmao
I don't know what the new year is because it's still 93 or whatever
Happy 8524th!
You'll be a nepotist before you know it.
Nepotism? Is that when you stick a teapot in your nose?
No, you're thinking of nettypotism.
>>435
She won't reply until you send 25,162 more emails, good luck!
A lot of feelings on the front page now. What the hell is this?
"ruble" and "Louvre" are written the same in Japanese
"those who don't miss the soviet union have no heart, those who want it back have no brain"
I like this quote. Despite turning into a clusterfuck of repressive bureaucracy later on we have to remember that the USSR was born out of a kind of romantic humanism and a desire to see equality and prosperity for everyone in a time where the average Russian was an illiterate subsistence farmer with no prospect for improvement. Going from toiling in the beet fields to the first man in space in the span of a human lifetime was quite an achievement.
That said there were plenty of horrible things about it and I wouldn't want to see it back, the past should stay in the past.
>missing the bit about badly implemented reforms amidst the rise of anarchist ideas which led to Emperor Alexander II assassination which followed by ultra conservative rule by his son, then by indecisive Nicholas II - who, however, kept twitter long before it was cool.
The reforms that led to rapid urbanisation which saw towns and cities population more than double between 1870 and 1910.
>Going from toiling in the beet fields to the first man in space in the span of a human lifetime was quite an achievement.
Thanks for the condescending tone. Same can be said for the US, going from having working conditions worse than what made Russians shoot their tsar to sending a man to the moon in the span of a human lifetime was quite an achievement.
>"those who want it back have no brain"
The main reason for this is that any forced regime change is at least a step back — see the 90s for ex-Soviet republics, where maidans got Ukraine for recent events or Arab Spring for somewhere else in the world.
Hi, DQN! Today I had laser hair removal performed on my butthole.
>>455
But hairs don't grow on the butthole... Did you go through this to get lasers shone onto your bum?
>>456
Well, strictly speaking, it was more the area immediately around the butthole, but the woman performing it did also do one shot squarely into the hole itself. Of course, I can't see my own butthole without the aid of multiple mirrors, so I can't comment on exactly where the hairs around there are coming from, just that there is (or was) entirely too much hair there.
>>454 >Same can be said for the US, going from having working conditions worse than what made Russians shoot their tsar to sending a man to the moon in the span of a human lifetime was quite an achievement.
tbh I would also agree with that statement, I apologize since I seem to have upset you somehow.
Sukdeep and Dildar
These pills don't do anything. Maybe they're placentas.
I want to live in a cyberpunk dystopia.
Imagine being from Lesbos and every time you leave the island people make shitty jokes about it.
Sure Netflix has good stuff here and there but the rest is stuff I don't care for.
>>464 I have access to my mom's account but I never use it because there's hardly anything I want to watch on there. I get that most of their subscribers are 89 IQ neurotypicals but how can they not even have one single Kurosawa film?
Cute girl whispering soft, comforting things in your ear as you're falling asleep.
>>455 Doesn't the butt hair have natural odour-eating and cleaning functions? I heard that people who have their butt, pubic and armpit hair removed stink even worse than normal people
>>467
When you've got so much butt hair that your poop gets stuck to it then it's certainly not making you smell any better. Seriously, I'm not just talking about a few little downy flecks of fluff, it's full on inch long curls closing in from both sides. And shaving it every few weeks is a total pain in the butt.
>>462
Apparently they are not very happy about it.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7376919.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7520343.stm
Don't "shit", go for a jobby!
>>465
I'm taking this as a recommendation to watch kurosawa's films and i'm thanking you very much for it.
>>465
So, the DVD format that brought about their meteoric rise is largely obsolete. They knew this would happen, and shifted over to a licensing/streaming model, and for a time it was good.
But licensing and syndication by its very nature allows them to get fucked over by exclusivity agreements and unreasonable terms/cost and so forth. Lots of show biz wasn't exactly super jazzed about the extreme cheapass rental model in the first place, either, they really want their piece of the pie.
They knew this would also happen, hence why they have gone heavy on original programming in the past few years (not really a bad idea, since their competitors--in terms of how things stand and not necessarily who's been trying to slip OC into their massive online distribution system *cough*Amazon--are basically cable TV). Where things go from here is not known to me, a NEET armchair CEO who has never had nor can now afford a subscription.
I do feel it is a problem, yeah. 3650 days ago, I thought they had irrevocably cut the Gordian knot, but reality sure showed me.
You know one thing DPRK doesn't have?
A CAPTCHA.
I was only 16 years old. I loved communism so much, I had all the treatises and propaganda posters. I prayed to Marx every night to thank him for the dialectical materialism I had been given. "Workers of the world unite," I said, "you have nothing to lose but your chains." My boss hears me, and calls me a tankie. I knew he was jealous of my commitment to the revolution. I called him a reactionary fascist. He slaps me and sends me to work for a wage. I'm crying now, and I'm alienated from my labor. I lay in my bed, and I'm poor. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Karl Marx. I am so happy. He whispers in my ear, "Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution." He grabs me with his powerful hands and places me on my knees. I am ready. I organize a labor union for Karl Marx. He throws reactionaries into the gulag. It hurts so much, but I do it for Marx. I take up arms against the bourgeoisie. I want to contribute to the revolution. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my life with class consciousness. My boss walks in. Karl looks him straight in the eye and says, "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs." Marx leaves through the window. Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains.
Good job Dendy Crew
Cute girl melting your face off with the sheer blinding intensity of her do-your-best beam.
Why does this student loan website need so much security? Are they worried somebody is going to break into my account and pay off my debts?
Fishing is like sex. If your pole is too small, kill yourself.
Fishing is like sex. You need a fish and a pole. Two poles is an abomination and will be punished by god.
Fishing is like sex. The fish are gonna bait the fish then use force till they stop struggling.
Having vinyl records forces me to listen to the full album by harnessing my OCD to skip tracks & peaking my laziness.
Fishing is like sex... sure, you could give someone a fish, and they won't be hungry that day, but it's not much help in the long run.
You can give a man a fish, or you can teach him how to fish. Then he is going to need a fishing license but he doesn't have any money.
Well bother, sayovicue is down again.
Why did toblerone cut out every other piece? What is this mountain-jewery?
Aiyaiyai, I'm your little butterfly.
It's time for fontconfig/freetype's yearly tantrum. This time, it's decided I'm no longer allowed to write "Terminus", I must write "xos4 Terminus" everywhere. And it also decided to flip some of the infinality/cleartype/truetype/sub-pixel hinting/autohinting/whatever flags. My web browser now looks completely fine, but it's a different fine than it was yesterday, and I didn't ask for the old fine to be replaced.
You're mad as fuck, it's a parrot
I'm so happy!
> find an obscure form of shorthand from the 1910s
> try to look up its author, y'know, only the umpteenth guy trying to reinvent the alphabet
> obviously he didn't succeed
> only hit that is about him but isn't about any his writings is a WWI draft registration
> last trace i can find is publication from 1917
well then
walnuts are just ghetto pecans
My wife is definitely the best wife but man my ex was HOT and I still think about her when my dick is in my hands. I guess the cliche of having to choose between wild and sexy vs. stable and plain is sometimes true.
I hate babies but find creampies really hot.
yang wenli just wants to live a quiet life
"Boston cream pie
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A Boston cream pie is a cake"
FUCK YOU
I should seriously go to bed already.
I often think about the plight of irrelevant countries but still know nothing about them.
Literally sinking and drowning in an ocean of cute girls who want to cuddle you.
Just watched Merman in my Bathtub. It was kinda cute, but nothing to write home about
Like fiddle/violin: it's Greek yogurt when you're eating it for the probiotics, but Greek brogurt if you're eating it for the protein.
I want him back.
Cute girl giggling with a grin while gorging on grapefruit from Georgia ~
Gorging on a cute girl from Georgia while giggling with a grapefruit grin ~
Aaaaaaaaaaaa PhD interview aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa panic panic panic panic
Why didn't Google Glass end up working?
It's like K-On but with the liberation of the proletariat instead of musical instruments.
"No copyright intended. I own nothing."
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS
Today's progress: I press a button on my midi thing, ChucK grabs it and sends it to the sequencer; the sequencer interprets it as the toggle play button, updates the current state to be either "playing" or "paused" and sends the corresponding message back to ChucK, which dutifully reacts and starts or stops playback. It should probably only actually update the state when ChucK acknowledges that it is now playing, though.
Maybe in a few years it will start making music...
crapped in the ass by my own ass
This short story is pretty DQN quality:
http://masaohf.atspace.com/wrathofgod.pdf
"If I stand directly to my sister’s left, the motion in space makes it so that as we move quickly from left to right, my penis finds itself in the same physical location as where her vagina was just a fraction of a second before. Aside from this brief interval, from a time-space continuum perspective it’s as if I have sexual relations with every person who steps in the elevator with me."
Your potential net worth may someday outweigh the cost it keeps for you to stay alive. So until then, you will be treated like human cattle.
Cute girl kissing you on the forehead and telling you you're a good person.
Cute girl kissing >>526 on the forehead and telling him he's a good person, even though she doesn't really mean it.
I'm sick of these binge drinking events where I only get wasted, I want to feel true ego death.
I can't think of anything.
Damn I feel so tired already.
burg
want burg
It's meant to evoke a certain aesthetic. The props look like theater props and so you're reminded of the theater. It's not a coincidence that LSoH is a theater adaptation. You can contrast this with more CGI-heavy films like Transformers which are made from pure art and so are working under completely different restraints (look at that bullshit reflection vs. look at that bullshit seam in his mouth). Hence OT vs PT, hence LotR vs The Hobbit, hence Battlestar Galactica vs Battlestar Galactica.
what
And so, Microsoft disappeared into obscurity.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Aww yeah, can't wait to be asleep.
Snooping
Back to the nonsense! <sub>Maybe I should give this place some <b><i>structure</i></b>. <sub>or maybe not ;)</sub></sub>
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
aaaaaarrghhhhhh Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwghhtrrr
oooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooo ooo ooooooooooooooo
Pine cones aren't even conical.
Ghetto version of Touhou where they come from the East Side project.
Party hats are conical. Coincidence? I think not.
Cute girl cuddling you so hard that she breaks one of your ribs, and yet all you want is for her to cuddle you harder.
I can attest that cuddling indeed does not break ribs. You might want to consult your doctor.
we have t☻p level nigglers fighting f☻r y☻ur s☻cial security rights
I had the most shitty dream yet
Deleting the mugshots from a police computer, and replacing them with ahegao.
"I don't want to see any more dead snails! You hear me?"
And that's how we got invisible dead snails...
Harry Potter and the deserted island
I want a microKORG
Look at this duck it's pretty cool.
Out of DMAC already?
everything since 2012 just feels wrong and bad, like optimism and hope and things like the simple joy of being cozy in bed on a rainy day just vanished from the world
>-I am a waiter and Working! is bullshit
<-I am an astronaut and Space Brothers is bullshit
I am a schoolteacher and I can say with confidence that Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei is not very accurate on what it's like to be a school teacher. Ok, thank you for reading.
I'm a magical girl and let me tell you, Madoka is a load of baloney!
I am a loli and Kodomo no Jikan is pretty accurate.
Zeto Kaipa summons his Blue Eyes White Girl in Reverse Cowgirl position
>>565 It's been a long time, but in the beginning he's not a school teacher is he? He's hiding from his pursuers and pretends to be the teacher? Am I maybe mistaken
I am a game developer and New Game! is pretty accurate~
Finally! About damn time too!
Flambuoyancy: The ability of a straight person to stay stable and integrated in a crowd of gays
-Scott was providing security at some LGBT event this weekend
-Wow, he must be pretty flambuoyant
Trusting that the end of the world or an economic crisis due to trade wars are indeed looming threats on the horizon, I decided to finally hire a top tier escort before it becomes prohibitively expensive/we all die from Chinese nukes and tanks. I mean, you ought to do it at least once in a lifetime, right? It went pretty awful anyway, the world might as well end now for all I care.
>>574
You should've spent that money on a professional cuddling service instead.
"with spotify premium, you can skip any song at any time, even on mobile"
there are literally two buttons (toggle play, skip) that make a shuffle music player usable, and you're telling me one of them is nerfed in the free version?
I didn't have a happy childhood. There's nothing remarkable about that; plenty of people had difficult times growing up. But the difference is that nothing bad happened to me whatsoever. My parents were comfortably middle class, I never really wanted for anything, I was bullied only very mildly, I had a modest circle of friends, I did well academically, I didn't face any adversity, my family was supportive and affectionate enough without being stifling, and so on. I had no reason to be unhappy.
But I was. Every day was agony. I was constantly fantasising about suicide. I took no pleasure in anything. I read, watched TV and played computer games, but they really were just to pass time; I didn't care about anything. I had no hope either, probably because I had no real conception of the future - I couldn't even begin to imagine myself as an adult or with a job, and the immediacy of my suffering kept me in the moment. After all, what good is the possibility of happiness in the future when you need it now? It may as well be happening to a different person.
My depression waxed and waned, partly with the seasons (winter was always the worst), and partly with the amount of stress from schoolwork at that particular time, but really it only ranged from general indifferent at best to spending every free moment thinking about killing myself at worst. Nothing made me happy; not being with friends, nor being left alone, nor finishing a good book, nor the beauty of nature, nor birthdays, nor Christmas - I mean, fucking Hell, what sort of fucked up kid doesn't care about Christmas?
All this only really struck home recently, when I was looking after my niece. She's two and a half years old, old enough to recognise and meaningfully interact with her surroundings, but not yet at the age when they become selfish and obnoxious. Just seeing the sheer joy and rapture she finds in even the most mundane of things suddenly made me realise I couldn't remember a single point in my entire childhood when I was even close to being that happy.
I feel somehow angry or betrayed. I want to redo my childhood! And not in the sense that most people do - with all their adult knowledge - I want to do it again starting from nothing, but to do it properly and enjoy it this time. But first, I need to know: what went wrong? Was it me? Was it my parents? Was it all just an imbalance of chemicals in my brain? Is this actually everyone's experience of childhood, and people just don't talk about it? And for that matter, what if I have children and they have to go through the same thing? At the very least, I want an explanation. How can I come to terms with all this, when I don't know why any of it happened?
I love staying up late, but last night a withheld number called when I was asleep early... that could have been the most important phonecall of my life
>>578
I don't think that's unusual. A normal part of growing up is pretending to be happy in front of other people so that you don't disappoint them, then wondering why everyone always seems happy and expects you to be happy.
Upper middle-class society is so inundated with depictions of people being happy that we think it's normal. But is it? Why should the default state of humanity be happiness? I've never heard a convincing argument that it is. On the other hand, there are several very good reasons why humans should, on average, be in a mindset of some kind of unhappy desperation or desire, and I'll let you fill in for what and why that might be the case (but I'll bet that you can fill it in, which is sort of the point).
Some people actually are happy, probably, but the world is a rather rotten place. I'm not saying "You'll be happy if you accept it" or "Well gee, have you tried thinking X?", I just want to suggest that nothing "went wrong" for you specifically, because the state of being happy is not "right" (assuming there is a "right"). I also want to suggest the following argument, if you haven't already considered it before.
(1) Inflicting pain on someone without their consent is a morally wrong outcome.
(2) You should not take an action which may result in a morally wrong outcome, unless [Insert some some statements here about good-of-the-many, absolutism, sovereignty, whatever, if you wish].
(3) Being alive involves quite a lot of pain.
(4) It is impossible to obtain consent from your children for creating them.
(5) Therefore, having children may result in a morally wrong outcome. Therefore, depending on the conditions of (2), you should not have children.
I'm not saying you must agree with this argument, but if you accept or refute it you might come to terms with something. I long ago came to terms with the realizations that I will never be happy or content, that I will never have the courage to kill myself, that the Alzheimer's in my genes will probably make me die a babbling idiot, that the optimal course of action (for minimizing my own pain) is to bury myself in work, and that under no circumstances should I have children.
I apologize to the rest of the thread for this disgracefully serious post, and I promise I will try my hardest not to make any more like it.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/one-wish-4
this feels related to the constant undertones of existential angst pervading this thread
>>580
But that's amateurs' mistake. Professionals are sure to cuddle just right.
>>581
Good points, thank you. I can well believe that being in a constant state of happiness and fulfilment is not at all typical, but my case of not even being capable of happiness still seems to me to be exceptional. What mystifies me most is that these days I'm a lot happier, and can take pleasure in things in a way that I never could before, despite the fact that objectively I'm not really any better off than I was as a child. The fact that I don't understand what changed to get me out of it worries me because it means I don't know what might push me back.
Thankfully, the whole antinatalism thing is arbitrary in my case because I'm asexual, so there's no risk of me creating children anyway. I was really considering what if I foster or adopt a child with the same sort of pathological unhappiness.
>>578
Honey, if every affluent human being was perfectly happy, and depression only struck poor people, shrinks would be out of jobs.
I only post on anonymous boards when I'm stressed in life.
Humans like to boil complicated problems down to a single issue.
So it turns out this little looping thing I got for $10 retails for $300.
Counselling can be a really positive, valuable experience in life if you have a counsellor you fit with.
Cute girl leaving a bucket full of hugs on top of the door, so when you enter the room it topples over and you get covered in hugs.
Just to clarify, >>593 wasn't aimed at anyone above. I just wanted to shitpost without sage.
Episode 2 of Marginal #4 has one character say: 'A famous movie star once said, "Don't think, feel."'
I have little interest in finding and making a screenshot. Just thought I'd let you know about that moment.
>>595
Oh, I thought it was a western thing. It isn't that surprising to find japanese textboard memes on anime.
>>596
Bruce Lee is well known in Japan, even assuming it's meant to be a reference.
>>597 Martial ∵rt∴ ∵∴∵∴∵∴i∵∴ i∵∴n∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ev∴∵∴∵∴n∴∵∴∵kn∵∴∵∴wn i∵∴∵∴f∵∴∵∴e∵∴co∵∴re∵∴∵∴t∵∴re∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵（ ´_ゝ`)∴∵∴∵∴ng ∵∴∵∴∵∴he∵∴f∵∴∵∴l∵∴ow∵∴∵∴iga∵∴∵∴re s∵∴∵∴ec∵∴la∵∴∵∴
I like Drew Carey Show reruns a lot.
My head is full of ぽい.
FUCKING JOESTARS GET OUT WRYYYYYYY
Cute girl leaving a bucket full of lungs on top of the door, so when you enter the room it topples over and you get covered in lungs.
JJBA part 4 starting to air happened right around the same time as I finished chemotherapy. This sounds kind of lame but looking forward to watching it was part of what gave me the mental strength to push through it. Now that I'm finished watching it I'm feeling kinda burdo bordo.
>>602 Fill the lungs with cigarette tars and dump them on her head.
Cute girl leaving a bucket full of doors with buckets on top of them on top of the door, so when you enter the room it topples over and you get covered in recursion.
>>596,597
I thought it was that Neil Diamond song.
Also I only mentioned it because it's one of our special phrases that we mutter to each other.
It's just a word.
It's just a object.
壊れちゃう〜
They call it boarding school because you get so bored that all you can do is jack off.
the relentless forward march of time has left me in despair
being bitterly depressed and miserable but it's "your thing" so you don't want to fix it even though it's easily fixed like that SZS episode where they go to a hot spring and zetsubou-sensei gets in a detoxification bath and dissolves because he was pure toxins
>>613
I remember that episode! That's a pretty stupid reason to be depressed and miserable, though.
A sporty high school girl with the voice of a fat middle-aged woman
My programming language is getting better as I remove stuff from it. Like comments, and tomorrow, half of the eval code.
Today I'm dorifting contentedly in a drainage ditch at Akina touge.
Dad said he'd buy me a tank of gas if I win. Which is nice.
It's too much work to stay friends with people. I've lost touch with just about everybody I know due to laziness and geographical distance. I think I'll just give up and go back to playing video games by myself like I did in high school.
>>621
Better to drift apart than to have some sort of cataclysmic fight.
cataclysmic fights arent bad but the effort to maintain friendship is too much effort to maintain friendship
my fight moneh (,,ﾟДﾟ)
>>621
As difficult/bothersome as it may be sometimes, human relationships are pretty important for sanity. Please don't cut them off, DQN.
I don't disagree with >>626, but if said relationships are an end in themselves, then it's meaningless and unfulfilling; in fact it is parasitic, if that is the case, and in the most extreme cases it often manifests as diagnosable narcissism. (cf. C.S. Lewis "The Inner Ring" in which he attempted to use simple language to convince college men not to give in to a certain kind of social pressure that originates from within, but to instead be someone worth valuing, who does not get his value from the judgments of others and thus gains some small defense against both hardship and temptation... naturally a person of different beliefs might draw a similar conclusion thinking about the Nietzschean Übermensch, etc.)
Of course, it is not wrong to surround yourself with people whom you will elevate and who in turn elevate you, if the end of it is some "where" you all actually want to and should be. This might be even then be the relevant moral imperative. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>621, should just stick with today's special.
I'll never forgive you.
> Does the constraint or its anchors reference items in different view hierarchies? That's illegal.'
Oh thanks Apple, I guess evading taxes is really legal huh
I have a guaranteed fully funded four year PhD position!
I don't know why the BBSRC thinks I'm a computational biologist, as I'm certainly neither a computer scientist nor a biologist, but there'll be plenty of time to worry about that later.
VC: yaiy!
Hang in there, kiddo.
>>630
grats, and also maybe that is how you grow a field aggressively, kek
I love jerking off to big titties.
I wanna go home
take off this uniform and leave the show
I should buy a dakimakura...
>hittin it
>quittin it
>chew it up and spittin it
発情期だから仕方ない
but i'm waiting on this cell because i have to know
>>638
Do it. You'll get the best sleep of your life and never want to get out of bed again.
And you can princess carry it to your bed.
Hmm, something tells me that wasn't the good ending.
"Kill me Baby" is funny
Male-on-male Violence as Platonic BDSM
Vaginas are really gross.
Seems to be a lot of dorks over at /jp/!
Cute girl going out butterfly spotting in a big, sunny wildflower meadow while tripping on LSD.
One of the 80sest popular artists there was, Patrick Nagel, died of a heart attack shortly after participating in a celebrity "aerobathon". While tragic, I must admit this is certainly the 80sest death I have ever heard of. Godspeed you beautiful bastard.
Maybe he really is Ozymandia's giant, alien squid monster.
Has SAoVQ been down for a while?
Masturbating to stock photos of naked pregnant women
I've been really considering going full normie, as of late.
Swift is probably the worst language devices by mankind, and the people defending it are either deluded beyond reason or truly fucked in the head.
>>658 I mean the dynu one that was up at least a couple of weeks ago
The Light of Tsukimi Manor is like fast food. Sometimes when I see the POMF meme I get an urge to re-read it, but after doing so I'm always disappointed. There's so many better loli manga out there.
Nightmare Comedy
Poster below me is pure evil, don't trust what he says.
Poster above me is pure good, believe what he says.
The posters above me put too much stock in numbers
Never give up!
From a monotheistic perspective this is just fine, but from a polytheistic perspective this puts too much emphasis on one specific deity (who would have specific strengths and weaknesses) to the detriment of others.
This is fucking politics but Iran was a key player on the fight against ISIS, thus why Obama was so desperate on seeking a deal with them. Setting the US in collision course against Iran directly benefits ISIS and it's a spectacularly awful anti-terrorist policy.
>>670
Trying to stop the Muslim Brotherhood is no better policy, various chapters of it are instrumental to us in the region, especially the brotherhood in Kuwait, labeling them a terrorist organization will immediately cut down on our ability to fight terror.
Hungover, overworked, low on blood. I'm doing well, all things considered.
https://exhentai.org/g/794549/ef2b05098f/
Is it weird that I kind of want to read a sequel as a slice of life following a cute boy with a dark past trying to fit in at a new school? The 4-komas in between chapters are a nice touch. Shimaji is truly a master craftsman.
also the part where they ask the MC how many dicks he's had in his ass
I wanted him to answer 今まで食ったパンの枚数を覚えているのか？
Not Hitler, just stupid.
I have the best sexual fantasies when I'm high. Better than any pornography.
>>677
Wow, you must be a Nazi to try to shutdown Free Speech like this!
🤔🔜🚽
🤔🔛🚽
🤔🔚🚽
Cute girl who prefers cake to human contact.
On various boards, I've been posting as an alt-right an attempt to troll alt-rights by blatantly misrepresenting them. But it seems like no matter what I post, no one from the alt-right calls me out for misrepresenting their views. But I did manage to troll a lot of liberals.
>>687,688,689
You guys! I always knew you'd give up truth in order to anger your enemies. Oh wait, is this >>686 again?
My train of thought stops here. Goodbye, train.
Boon fricken rules
Asking people to not be use logical falacies is like asking people not to look at an optical illusion and not see the illusion. Our ape brains can't help but fall into logical falacies. The best we can do is realize when we are wrong and admit it.
>>692
I really must say, the recent happenings in that regard are quite distasteful. Let's get back to plagiarizing 2ch and... okay, admittedly that may not be the best plan, either.
Off all the famous people in the world, I've only really felt jealous of Anthony Bourdain, but maybe I mistake my feelings for hunger.
Cute girl with a horrible, debilitating cuddle addiction, suffering withdrawal symptoms as she searches desperately for her next fix.
<family name>, <given name> is probably the stupidest convention yet that I've seen for listing names using the oriental name order in English. Either just remove the comma or list them in the English order. But this fucks up both conventions, the comma implies that if it weren't a list then you would be using the English order but by listing them last name first you're already using the eastern convention.
and when you have some characters with western style <first name> <last name> names mixed in a cast of characters with eastern style names it fucks it up even more
should scarlet, remilia be alphabetically listed before or after izayoi, sakuya? who knows, you broke everything and now I don't know which way is up, fuck you
My favourite is subbers swapping the full name around to match English and then consistently using the wrong name. Like, they'd subtitle "Ohayo, Haruka-kun" with "Hello, Nogizaka" or whatever.
Cute girl trying to cuddle you but she can't because she's wearing a straitjacket.
Cute girl successfully cuddling you while wearing a straitjacket because you are the cute girl.
Cute girl with bullet and harpoon wounds, destroying buildings in the financial district by throwing a tantrum because she's 200 feet tall and nobody can cuddle her.
Man I thought when I moved by myself I was going to get super fat because I was going to eat ramen and pizza all day but apparently I'm too lazy to even buy a fucking phone so I'm just going to starve.
That's not pain! I'll show you what pain is!
>>707 cutting off the straightjacket with a knife and discovering the cute girl is yandere.
>>711 the best strategy for weight loss is to move to a place where you have to take a 15 minute walk to reach a shop when you don't own a car in my experience
Hey hey ho ho
I'm tired.
Cute girl method acting another even cuter girl.
Matlab is intended to be easy to pick up and use but then I try to use it and just get confused with its conventions because everything is not quite where it should be, random stuff is backwards, and I'm never quite sure that what I expect to happen is the thing that will actually happen.
I got flipped off and it's not even 8:00.
Every day for a couple of weeks I have to take a couple of hours of travel to loiter about in freezing temperatures and/or eat fast food.
>>719
MATLAB sucks, there's plenty of much better alternatives out there. If you're looking for an easy to pick up scientific/mathematical programming language then your best bet is probably a dedicated Python distribution like Anaconda.
>>719
Octave might be a bit better (read: more hippie) than Matlab, but I've also heard good things about Julia.
>>723
Hippie just means dirty liberal who want free handouts which is very apt for Octave and their users. Pay for matlab you cucks
Wow and now everyone is a scientist on this board but me...
>>725
Hah, I bet you can't even analyse and interpret systems of higher order nonlinear partial differential equations!
Why don't you go enjoy kicking a bag of leather around, nerd.
Follow the vapor trail
Cute girl with hypothermia trying to cuddle you for dear life.
>>725
I have a degree in computer science yet reading computer science shit online makes me feel crazy inadequate. Because JavaSchool.
>>730
Rough. I found the most educational modules had very little programming in at all.
I don't want to live in a box!
Cute nerdy girl who you sadly have to murder because she's in the truck factor circle for BUS1 and SystemD.
Thew sound of a Didgeridoo amplified to 11.
>>735
Too late, I already failed to pay back my loan, lost my home, and am currently living in a cardboard box in the street fantasising about what could've happened if only I'd played the market better. Don't be fooled by the cute, fuzzy appearance; Recettear is a harsh and uncompromising game.
Shit's goin' down hard soon, and I'll be laughing.
Rinse Penis
vc: cock
I went to see my doctor, and he wrote me a prescription for 1 "cute girl".
>>730
Real Computer Science with capital S starts on post-graduate courses, it seems.
Watching some corner of the Internet get snobby about McMansions and laughing since by their standards I and most of my high school acquaintances lived in one. Go ahead, make character judgments about immigrants, veterans, civil servants, and retirees you've never met because of their tacky oversized secondhand houses. I can't imagine all our folks were trying to buy status.
>>741
most science does, undergrad stuff is just making sure you have the fundamentals in place
To that guy who use to post Teddy Rubskin videos like 1-6 years ago, sorry for calling them autistic and telling you to stop posting them. I'm pretty autistic myself.
le feel de when NO shanghai chowder
>>743
I failed because I didn't but craved far too much for Science...
Dates are nice. They're an opportunity to get laid without having to drink.
Another fucking kidney stone dammit
Hey Andrews.
What?
At some point I want to sit down and review every single VIPTRONIC song from every single VIPTRONIC album. But I don't have time.
Which thread had everyone being a minister?
wait what why
effert et est duo u
That's the last time I spend $120 to make macaroni and cheese
It's fun having friends to do cringy shit with
Remembering that one Iranian professor in community college who would start classes by saying, "Hello everyone," and it would remind me of Clonepa. Very odd fellow, didn't feel much loyalty to any country (we're not talking one of those "my parents supported the Shah" fellas) and would crack jokes (I think...?) about how his two doctorates (in engineering and CS) once qualified him to be the minister of health back there.
>>753
Why are you choosing VIPTRONIC over DQN ELECTRONICS? What is wrong with you?
I gave an alt-right person a pot brownie once.
>>761
You can't just hold details like that, mang!
I mean, you can, but.
"Emo is just an anagram of Moe" was a good read.
>>767
It all came down to cheese selection and a modest black truffle
exactly three types of people play healers:
1 submissive nerds who prefer a passive supporting role;
2 clerical (heh) types who prefer a role as kind of a "back room administrator";
and
3 girls (and they almost always play something like a night elf priest or one of those raccoon things from TERA)
ranked from most to least common
>>769
Ah, one or both is the usual defining feature of an expensive mac and cheese. Personally, most variations I've had on that theme haven't really been worthy. Though I wouldn't judge someone for liking the taste, either.
>>771
I still haven't ever played those games. How was I suppose to know you knew that.
>>771
I always played medic in TF2 because most teams seriously needed one, and it was easy to rack up points.
>>773
It was marginally better than a regular homemade mac and cheese for about 20x the price
String tastes funny. Not funny ha ha tho
>>771
Nah, any scantily-clad character is 99.9% played by a man.
"Submissive nerd" though. I want to participate in a submissive nerds orgy.
This shouldn't be hard
Box-Cox transformation isn't the fetish I was thinking it was.
>>771
I'm just really shit at Overwatch, but I can't play Mercy anymore because it's racked up some weird e-fetishism around her.
>>771
TF2 battle medic rollout was difficult and impressive to see.
Fill in the blank:
So take me down to the[...]
A. paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
B. cities of the future / everybody's happy and I feel at home
C. virgin spring / wash away my suffering
So take me down to the
Little brown town where the
Ugly matted hounds bark at
The heaping garbage mounds.
holy shit that guy's still doing dinosaur comics
Do they still hold their quality or lack thereof?
Love is in danger it is gonna die.
Thanks to chrome/firefox's form input I have all these captchas saved .Now all I need to do is string them all together to form some nonsense.
Cute girl removing the stuffing from your dakimakura and climbing inside in an attempt to trick you into cuddling her, little knowing that you would gladly cuddle her as much as she likes if she just asked you directly.
ああ
女の子の気持ち知っているよ
かわいい男の子
俺はぎゅうしたくなっちゃうの
男の子同士でちゅうっちゅしましょう
Cute girl trying to strangle you, but when you see her hands going for your neck you mistake it for an attempted cuddle and reciprocate. Then she just sort of lies there passively being cuddled because she hadn't anticipated this but actually sort of likes it and isn't sure whether she should still strangle you or not.
Cute girl marries you, pumps out a few kids, blows up into a fat sow and divorces you, leaving you with nothing for the next twenty fucking years of your life.
>>790
Put it through text-to-speech and you have a DQN ELECTRONIC.
o-okay time to start recklessly posting.
Where the fuck am I what the fuck is going on
Huitlacoche
Gay Boons Against Fracking
>>793
Pretty certain those aren't the correct lyrics.
I mean, it's clearly ぎゅうってしたくなっちゃうもん, not ぎゅうしたくなっちゃうの, and you completely omitted the line about いつまでも手をつないで.
Gayniggers from Outer Space
An sjw tentacle monster who has a blog called "I am not your rape fantasy".
Captcha: redeck
Cute girl urinating into another cute girl's mouth.
The gods may throw their dice. Their minds as cold as ice. While someone way down here, loses someone dear.
>>807
That is one of my fetishes!! I am currently physically aroused!!
I'm here to crossdress and do tensor calculus.
And I'm all out of tensor calculus.
Cute girl waking you up with a kiss on the cheek and a mug of hot chocolate and two almond croissants.
Eye am stronger than the naked I.
Cute rats being eaten by cute snakes.
What's the name of that anime where the brother of the authoritarian dictator gets murdered through a fake spray bottle prank for a fake TV show on his way to an amusement park?
I can't wait till the whole "trans" meme dies.
I'm in a dance club and I can't dance Woop Woop Woop sitting alone alright
kero kero kero
weet weet woot weet weet woot weet
>>817 are you thinking of that episode of the Black Jack OVA where he goes to not-North-Korea and performs brain surgery on not-Kim Il-sung
Cute yandere taxidermist girl murdering you in a fit of jealousy, then stuffing your corpse and enjoying a fulfilling relationship with it. Sometimes she sits it down at the table and has a romantic candlelit dinner with it, other times she puts on music and does ballroom dancing with it, or takes it to bed with her and cuddles it warmly all night.
Cute girl walks right past you like you weren't even there to cuddle up to that skeezy biker with his muscles and leather jacket and you KNOW he's just going for the pump & dump but you feel powerless to prevent it.
Then you realize that you should start lifting, bro.
I thought it was just going to be a manga, but apparently they're releasing an anime of Cardcaptor Sakura: Clear Card Edition in January 2018!
why are the japanese words for korea so dumb and confusing
why is 北朝鮮 きたちょうせん and not ほくちょうせん
the same word in KO and ZH is bukjoseon and beichaoxian
why does japan even call it 北朝鮮 and not 北韓 like taiwan, hong kong, south korea etc do
mysteries abound
remove nida
WE DEMAND APOLOJUICE
I wonder what's in that box over there.
idlers who have nicks that start with the same few letters as channel regulars and get assblasted when people accidentally highlight them all the time
Why is this happening to me?
No, this can't be happening. I'm in charge here.
Do you feel in charge?
I feel very tired
A lot of loyalty for a tired gun!
Somebody should take the Sega voice from Sonic The Hedgehog and modify it to say nida.
Cute girl snuggling up close to you and whispering all of her darkest secrets into your ear.
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
What to do, what to do
If I could only pick one nose, it would be yours, my love.
Was getting cuddled part of your plan?
tfw they know how to use the ring modulator
Of courshe!
Cute girl masturbating furiously while crying out your name at the top of her lungs.
Well congratulations, you got yourself caught. Now, what's the next step of you master plan?
Gassing the kikes. With no survivors.
just when you start thinking Amuro might not be a complete irredeemable faggot he goes and fucks everything up again
I can't stop making hamburg steaks
I wonder if Sriracha Ice Cream is a thing (of course that's a thing).
If I ever come across a Korean online, I would probably type something like "Nida! I want apolojuice!"
John Maynard Keynes probably had a time machine.
The question is then whether he disappeared into the future to save us at a time of great need as heroes do, or if he secretly went into the future to ruin everything under a pen-name so that we'd think about how clever he was for the rest of time for giving vaguely prophetic warnings, when actually he was only "very clever" and stole Einstein's time machine.
Either way if he could get me a Pepsi A.M. that'd be great.
I don't think you knoooooooow how broken you aaaaaaaaaare
My mental state hasn't really changed since high school so why can't I fuck high school girls??!!
I anger and upset everyone, but my message is morally superior than all of them. If they want to call me villain, then I'll accept the title. Hahahaha. I'm their worst nightmare, but I'm actually doing them all a favor.
>>855
Well the thing is... Just because you haven't mentally matured since high school doesn't mean that those high school girls won't. They might regret letting some dirty underdeveloped dqn touch them.
What's the difference between body dysmorphia and just being ugly?
The human mind is modular. Consequently, focusing on ONE thing, doing one thing intensely, yields compounding returns. Focus on the essential element(s) and drive towards them w/ Ahabian zealousness.
Neurogenesis affirms your brain connections, so choose your actions deliberately!!
変身神話そんなにじーと見ちゃダメ
For some reason I just remembered a story from my life and I want to tell someone, so here ya go DQN.
When I was in college I had two friends in the same department who were dating, call them P and M. One day M started hitting on me, asking me to hang out. Her friend told me that P and M had split up and that I should go for it.
Now, I wasn't extremely attracted to this girl, but you take what you can get, right? I was a shy "beta" with only one previous girlfriend, so this was a godsend. Plus she had abnormally large tits. I don't remember the exact size but it was at least H cup. So I thought, why not?
We started "hooking up." I learned she had split up with P because he had cheated on her. So I was basically just a revenge fuck. A few weeks later, I guess P apologized and they got back together, but neither of them told me this...I found out from someone else. M just stopped contacting me and started acting cold.
Now obviously I didn't love the girl, but she could have at least told me! I confronted her and we had some super cliche conversation like "What are we?" "We? There is no we." So naturally I felt hurt.
A couple weeks later, P started making an effort to be extra friendly. It seemed he wanted to make sure I knew he didn't hold anything against me. I was still feeling a little sore, but I accepted his invitation to play poker with some other guys.
It was my first time playing poker, but I picked it up quickly. Then I kicked P's ass. Knocked him out of the game. He went to bed, and a wide, uncontrollable smile began to spread across my face. I suddenly felt elated. There was something extremely cathartic about the act of winning that silly poker game, like it stirred some deep alpha male instinct. I suddenly realized, hey, I'm the winner in this situation! I fucked this guy's big tittied girl, plus I don't have to deal with the relationship afterward!
And after that my whole perspective on relationships changed. Using my newfound confidence I was able to woo another girl -- one I actually really liked.
So the moral of the story is, you should really just stick to today's special.
So P, M and DQN walk into a local Yoshinoya. DQN orders extra green onion.
"We're all out of green onion" said the Yoshinoya employee, but then a duck came bearing green onions.
Yummy fries ! !
Cute catgirl snuggling up by your side and purring warmly as you stroke her back and run your fingers through her hair.
Removing the faces from most wanted criminal signs and replacing them with ahegao
I need some bangersss
welp there goes my sanity
Swift?
I think I may have found some iidx hdd rips outside of sows! Hooray!
Fuck I don't even know how the fuck I manage to get to my home with Uber
Holy shit, there's a new Worst Compilation? How did it take me this long to realise?
Checking up on forums you haven't thought about in a decade.
Knowing where you and everyone around you thought you'd be now a decade ago, and knowing you didn't take the concrete steps to get there.
>>870 https://shanachan.org/m/ Lots of bangersss here
Captcha: joy
Cute girl practising her ahegao in the mirror.
Infernal Storage
Roasted baby pig: Hamlet.
Cute girl with extremely low self esteem unable to believe that you genuinely want to cuddle her.
Cute girl who slips you a mickey and then you wake up in a hotel bathtub full of ice missing your kidneys.
Cute girl with worn leather armor and a rusty daggar getting swarmed by giant rats on level one. Spoiler: She dies.
is it ok to masturbate or drink alcohol after working out or will it kill my gains or was i just memed
>>885
It's ok to masturbate why wouldn't it be.
Alcohol has almost 100 calories per unit. If you're losing weight it'll definitely impact your work out. Don't binge, be moderate and you'll be fine.
Now let me tell you about the futility of working out and dieting if you can't get smashed every weekend.
My cat likes Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips. Didn't expect that.
I just watched 3DPD porn for the first time in ages and I enjoyed it!
I just want to be happy.
It reminds me of my childhood.
2 big bottles of hexanes
I guess a cave really is just a hole on its side.
Good tooshie.
http://www.translationparty.com/bhadgaon-11459894
Turn on the power
>>888
Yeah, it is not bad if there is a little of it, you know, like food and salt or pepper, and you wouldn't want to put too much of it in your food but the food gets a bit boring and bland without it.
I wish someone would make a movie that pretended to be one of those holiday-themed piece of crap movies like New Years Eve on trailers but was actually a deep auteur-driven tour-de-force filled with existential conflict and ANGST.
Like, imagine if Office Christmas Party was actually La Dolce Vita in disguise. That'd be neat.
Cute girl who has been wandering the wilderness for weeks subsisting entirely on whatever she can forage and resorting to cuddling trees and rocks for the faint semblance of human contact, suddenly catching sight of you, pouncing into your arms and unloading weeks of accumulated touch deprivation and cuddlelust onto you.
Brutal Doom is awesome
nothing happens here anymore, the only activity is the copypaste/comment/wikipedia/any thread that's just copying shit from somewhere else
and this thread full of people talking to themselves
Fully Automated Luxury Communism.
A restaurant on the lobby of a 5-star international hotel 15km away is not the kind of answer you'd expect to be given after asking "what's the cheapest restaurant near me" to a so-called smart assistant.
the trick is to stop living in the present
I wonder if I could find a cute girl in real life and enter into some sort of "friends with benefits" affair with her, but benefits as in literally just cuddling.
i like being treated like a girl in every way
> implying the heresy train has brakes
>>910
Why do you (and so many like you) assume that all women want a fit guy who isn't into anime?
>>914
Because it's true. You think an out of shape dude posting fantasies about "cute girls" on a niche text board is getting any action?
Humans are unable to distinguish individual properties of a smell.
There is no "blue", "sharp" or "sweet" in smell: encounter a new smell and the question will be "what does it smell like?" and not "how <smell adjective> is it?"; the answers given will invariably relate the scent to objects or experiences - "burnt toast", "old people", "fresh dog poop". Indeed, the words themselves probably conjure the respective smells almost immediately.
My thesis follows. This lack of is exactly why smells evoke memories the strongest of all senses.
Precisely because there are no abstract "blue" or "sharp" properties in smells that get lumped into a single category of "blue" or "sharp" is why we retain so much information from specific smells. We can't break down a smell into its component parts, so we must retain it in full.
Thus the random whiff walking past an alleyway takes you right back to that summer when you were 4 and your older cousin tried to feed you poop on toast at your grandparents' house.
It's almost paradoxical: our weakest sense, given time, becomes our strongest.
>>914
Hot people want to shag other hot people, is this notion truly that outrageous?
Anime doesn't really factor in that much though, provided you got the looks.
We're about to reach 1000 unhappy posts
Except this one, this one is happy.
When I look back on this year I won't wish I had smoked more pot.
Yeah, being attractive helps but social skills are much more important. It's also hard to generalize what women want. I once had a girlfriend who liked boobs so I showed her Senran Kagura and she loved it! Hot and nerdy girls do exist.
>>909, what you want is possible. I've met cute girls who say they want "cuddle buddies." Guys are horndogs so girls tend to put up a strong guard, so you need to develop rapport and prove you're trustworthy first. The fastest path to cuddletown is a group cuddle with a number of close friends. Alcohol helps with this. After group cuddling a few times, the cute girl will start to trust you and be willing to cuddle alone.
However, it's honestly probably better to just ask her to be your girlfriend. After all, a girl needs to be at least mildly attracted to you to be willing to cuddle, so you might as well go all the way. After all, if you become just cuddle buddies, eventually she will get a sexual partner who will probably ask her to stop cuddling, and then your heart will be broken.
in that goddamn I Spy illustration you call a closet, honey
Time management also. Nerd activities are known for taking lots of your precious free time in deep focus on nerd shit. You could be quite a pleasant person to know, but all that studying and media consumption is time you aren't prettying yourself up, networking for love/poon, etc.
This is not an indictment of being otaku as fuck: the stigma is real and it's stupid and shallow people are everywhere. Granted, so is the stereotypical maladapted geek who at best isn't fun to be around and at worst is a douche; it's a kind of shallowness, too. Just, if you aren't getting something you want, you either want more than you're gonna get, or you need to adjust priorities in order to get it. Life is full of compromises, and compromises suck by definition. Some compromises are fair, and some of them aren't fair.
Gentlemongs, try not to short-circuit your satisfaction with a life-ruining obsession. But at the same time, if you find an activity so meaningful that it makes all the suffering of life worth enduring, you have a thing a lot of people don't. Don't apologize for it (unless it is evil, in which case maybe you should mend your ways--but I assume that's an unusual corner case). Hide your power level if need be, but also avoid (general) situations where you must compensate for it by being something that ain't genuine. It's simply accepting life for what you can squeeze out of it, and that is a part of "having your act together", which is an attractive trait to most anyone worth wooing. Like the book Murphy's Law once sardonically cracked about loans, to get an S.O. you ought to first prove you don't need one.
Listen, you talk trash about moé in the Internet, you'll have to deal with me.
tryna look up some movie i saw for only a moment at my parents' friend's house that said parents' friend was watching while channel surfing because it scared me and i want a little closure but google is shooting duds here
>>918
Speak for yourself - I've never experienced a smell bringing up a memory. Sight or sound are far better suited for that purpose, since they can convey more, specific information (“Hey remember that time when…”)
Is it Friday yet?
Danganronpaul
>>928
Maybe it's you? I can't count the times someone's suddenly exclaimed, "Whoa, I just caught a smell that strongly reminded me of..."
>>932
I've never heard someone say anything close to that. I've heard plenty of people say they've been reminded by sights or sounds, however.
I don't really care if either of us are unusual, or live in an unusual area, but the idea of smell being a powerful sense is certainly not universal.
A weird smell was a major plot arc for the entirety of Lucky Star. Smell ya later, dokyuns!
Well, you know what they say
It really stinks, huh?
I imagine some of these copypastas come about because some Anon decides to make a shitty joke, sees the initial glint of "oh god why", and realizes it is not time for half measures.
>>933
Olfactory memory is definitely a thing. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olfactory_memory
And to add anecdotal evidence pool, I find memories triggered by smell much more powerful because they make me deeply relive the experience of that memory. It's similar to the eery feeling of like deja vu.
>>938
Hey cool, supporting evidence! Neat.
Anyway it's interesting that there's always someone one the internet around to argue "I have found an exception to your predicates, thus I submit your conclusion is entirely false"
test
I just don't think I'm cut out for the aristocracy.
Sometimes when I smell something I've smelled before I'll recognize it as something I've smelled before, but I rarely remember exactly where I first smelled it.
>>939
You're misrepresenting me by saying “entirely false”. My objections are with your statement being universally applied - nothing more.
>>943
I see that now, but I never explicitly it was universal. I also made other points, some standing alone from those you object to, and yet you didn't touch upon those at all. Thus my reaction to what I interpreted as a haughty dismissal based on an incorrect assumption, similar to how a grammar nazi would pick out a mistake to avoid having to address the brunt of an argument. It hurt my feelings, yo.
Anyway, how boring is meta-argument? Let's do something more interesting for the death throes of this THREAD.
>>943
“Our subject, then, and our data being of this nature, we must be content if we can indicate the truth roughly and in outline, and if, in dealing with matters that are not amenable to immutable laws, and reasoning from premises that are but probable, we can arrive at probable conclusions.
The reader, on his part, should take each of my statements in the same spirit; for it is the mark of an educated man to require, in each kind of inquiry, just so much exactness as the subject admits of: it is equally absurd to accept probable reasoning from a mathematician, and to demand scientific proof from an orator.” - Aristotle, <i>Nicomachean Ethics</i>, <i>tr.</i> Peters
Bothayunz sound absurd to me, within a short number of exchanges muddying up both what is objective and what is subjective. That is, initial statement poses as objective fact a generalization predicated on subjective conjecture, initial counterstatement uses subjective experience to argue against an objective universality. It continues with neither participant acknowledging the basis of good faith argument, <i>viz.</i> “hang on, I know what you meant, but consider this.” It comes across as disingenuous all around, very frustrating to follow, can’t fap to this. True memory comes from <b><i><u>OPPOSITE BRAIN HOLLOW TIME CUBE SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY CREATION</u></i></b>
Crab Yars fucking sucks
I think I might be literally addicted to cute anime girls.
I have a mild tendency to make up sentences that I haven't said before. I wonder if that comes from /r9k/.
Vote Ron Paul 2018
>>950 Grasp the candlemaker's nose firmly, dear comrade, lest affectionate proteins stretch your jodhpurs!
Cute girl phoning the professional cuddling service you've been using regularly to inform them that you won't be requiring their services any longer.
Fill me up inside!
Can't fill up!
Why did I have to memorize so much more in elementary school than I do in college?
I LOVE MY WIFE JOEL
ywn be as cute as link in a gerudo outfit
Alex Jones: There's some seedy shit going on in the world and I'm gonna tell you about it!
Me: Yeah! Tell us, Alex!
Alex: The global financial elite uses their wealth and influence to create political policies that favor them and hurt you, the common man! They seek to enrich themselves at your expense!
Me: Yeah! Preach on, what do we do about it?
AJ: First you have to buy one of my filters. Also, the global financial elite are actually interdimensional satan-worshipping pedophile vampires who want to strap your children into an intergalactic rape machine and suck out their psychic energy.
Me: ...
Why are they fucking excited about a release of a new version of a shit IDE. It's still going to be shit, and there's a chance it might be even worse.
acting like an asshole ironically is actually just being an asshole
https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_17760284.html
Consider these monar to be government agents.
>>964
Just think, some Nanashi-san coming up with a semi-creative combination of characters, loosing them into the wild to be used in (technically) secret communications by weebish nerds that write some of the code behind secret squirrel operations. Otakon is more uncomfortably real than most people realize; google-stalk Snowden's ancient posting history.
Cute girl performing CPR on you, but she's enjoying the mouth-to-mouth part a little too much and neglecting the chest compressions, so you end up dying.
tigers in the bedroom
(`･ω･´) <-- Pedobear?
The "future" doesn't exist. Time moves forward, but the future is a lie.
I regret wasting so much time waiting for the future now that I know this.
thinkin bout trap airhorns
Crossdressers have compressed gas horns built into them?
This is good to know.
assless chaps for my chapped aas
My hips are moving on their own
I'm cumming with my butt
Iyaa~n
Knowing that Hirohiko Araki was featured at a Louvre exposition makes me more confident in the idea that my taste is actually really good, since JoJo is the only manga that I've grown to like the past 4 years.
Is shanachan down? Too much see-pee?
I want to sample the suction noises coming from this carpet cleaning machine and make some industrial music with it.
beep
I wasn't convinced by your argument about why I was wrong, but since you then called me a moron and a retard and a manchild and a retardchildmoronbaby, I've decided that I totally agree with you.
>>979 I used to have one with a variable speed control, so you could alter the pitch of the hum - I'd do that with one hand and play a drum machine with the other, make some tidy drum n bass!
Cute girl sitting in your lap and mischievously shifting her little bottom around to try and give you an awkward erection.
Aristocrats, business men are conspicuous spenders for social status. (At least one group called) hipsters and arguably the Amish are conspicuous savers, living on as little as possible. Of course it's possible that thrift becomes hip; how much TV does Jessica Alba watch?
good recipe but saffron yeah nah what the fuck do i look like an 18th century dutch spice merchant that stuff is more expensive by weight than cocaine
Cute girl saying “dakara... dakara...” over and over again, never completing her sentence.
to be fair, if what i've heard about cocaine is true, i'd (personally) actually get a better high outta the saffron. straight up raging boner for paella.
Somehow the porn is a lot better when you know the girl's family doesn't approve and is ashamed of her for it.
I love you, DQN!
Cute girl distracting you from your zazen meditation by constantly cuddling you from behind and whispering cute things in your ears.
you will never sound as happy as the puzzle bobble 2 OST
So long as I have caffeine, I am unstoppable.
Cute girl bringing this thread to a peaceful end.
