[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#33] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 22:52

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9437 13:59

I thought gelato was just a pretentious way to call ice cream

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9437 17:58

Of course you would think that >>508-san...

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9437 20:58

gelato doesn't exist in my country

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9437 21:21

I don't know what was in that chicken chow mein ready meal but I have been buzzing with energy and euphoria all night!

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9437 21:37

I wish I didn't get so anxious about everything.

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9437 22:37

>>493
I have no idea, sorry. If you haven't already and I've just missed the post, you should try asking over there though.

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9438 00:53

>>504 tfw no trichinosis waifu

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9438 06:37

twitch e-thot making more in a month than i do in a year by selling bath water and used socks

we live in a society

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9438 07:28

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9438 11:36

In my eagerness to plan a beach trip with my soft girl, I failed to take into account that I don't actually know what people do on beach trips. This will be a very interesting experience.

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9438 21:16

local man hospitalized by drinking gamer girl bath water

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9438 22:04

Well split my dick and call me Caitlyn.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9438 22:13

oh

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9438 23:39

what

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9439 09:04

>>517 has clearly never watched a single anime

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9439 10:26

NeeeeYEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEH
EEEH
EEEH
EEEH
EYYYYYAAAAHwawawawahhhh!

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9439 11:51

My life is falling apart.

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9439 12:41

haigh dokyuns I'm going to americaland for a fortnight. what should I do while I'm there?
on my todo list is to check out IHOP and maybe play Dance Rush if I can find it

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9439 16:01

>>525
if you're in or west of colorado or texas, check out a national park, state park, national forest. (if you're on the east coast don't bother...)

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9439 16:17

>>515
time to practice that ahegao and make a name for yourself out there

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9439 18:33

i'm not good looking enough to be an e-thot

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9439 19:18

all i hear are excuses. look, do you want to sell your bath water or not?

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9439 23:12

>>527
wouldn't even have to fake it, just do what >>487 did and literally cum your brains out

vc: chieff

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9439 23:57

>>493
Sorry, no clue as to what happened to neither mastro nor eizi 42th Japanese Old Boy. Ask on the IRC maybe, I'm sure someone there will know.

>I am returning to these boards after a prolonged absence and trying to uncover information surrounding past events.

Here's a short summary of some important stuff from post-2014:
The original SAoVQ died sometime late 2014, and was never fully archived, most of its content was lost forever. Capey revived SAoVQ at secretareaofvipquality.org.
Tablecat's lounge died sometime 2016 or 2017, only to be revived another short while and then die again. Both RedCream and Futuripastica went missing shortly before the first death.
World2ch.org died late 2018, after going down a few times, the wiki breaking, and being moved "temporarily" to espeon.info. 0037 probably masturbates to Shii to this very day. Partially archived at w2ch.14get.heliohost.org.
Tokiko ran a wiki for a while on 4x13.net, which filled with memes from #jp from irc.sageru.org, which was kind of fun until it also died.
/prog/rider also died sometime 2017, but was archived and revived on freesoftwarefoundation.org, which also features a full world4ch archive. There was some fun debating over the successor site, with goatfinger.ga being shat on repeatedly. There are still some somewhat dead /prog/s around right now.
Some other stuff happened as well, but this is most of the big site death stuff.

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9440 04:56

ROT IN HEAVEN
CAUSE YOU'RE FORGIVEN IN HELL

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9440 08:56

I love you, LaTeX.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9440 09:04

>>533
keep that shit on fetlife bruh

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9440 11:42

still blown away by Gundoh Musashi existing at all

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9440 22:04

She knee tie.

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 02:05

>>531
I love you

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 02:39

>>537
Why do you love me? What have I done to deserve this honor?

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 03:28

>>538

  1. You've clearly stuck around long enough to know the ins and outs of underground text board culture. I admire that gumption.
  2. You were kind enough to take the time to summarize your knowledge for >>493-san.
  3. ƒiƒCƒXƒ{ƒfƒB[;)

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 03:57

Not >>539, but I also appreciate that someone pointed out what happened to /prog/rider. I mean, that shit died a million times now and cudder never a working web browser.

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 03:58

>>540
*never delivered

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 04:56

>>493
Damn. I'd love some information on this too.

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 05:00

>>531

For ref, the link w2ch.14get.heliohost.org is not actually working for me.

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 05:01

>>531

Also it should be noted that we here on fourchyuh got an image board! And then it was removed.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 05:07

what if different DJ's have been swapping in as daft punk
like, how would we tell?

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 10:16

>>543
It should be working now!
Sorry, I forgot to check up on it for a while and heliohost shut it down. That being said, the wiki still isn't up, but an html-only archive of it (no images were saved, and links are broken) is up on w2ch.14get.heliohost.org/wiki_test/. Some images related to world2ch are up on w2ch.14get.heliohost.org/images/, including the oft dreamed of tokiko photo gallery.

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 18:53

>>545
they would accidentally be good sometimes

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 19:27

consider:
clownfunding

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 20:26

>>544
Did it? I stopped checking the front page forever ago. Never noticed. I posted a post there once.

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 20:51

>>546 I have dreams about some of those tokiko pictures too!

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 21:00

>>531 I miss the PoMoFuEnSo...

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 22:21

I've fucked it all up.

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9442 09:08

I just want it to be over.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9442 15:26

i still don't know what tokiko is, but at this point i suspect i won't like the answer

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9442 19:33

I drink water STRAIGHT from the bottle and you can't FUCKING STOP ME

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9442 22:02

feels nice and still
the good thing about brown is it always will

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9442 22:22

megan rapinoe is hot

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9443 02:07

3 hours of cats eating kibble noises [ASMR] [cromch]

559 Name: 493 : 1993-09-9443 03:43

>>513.531.542 thanks for the help everyone, especially >>531-san's quick BBS refresher course! It helps a lot, and I love you too. I will probably jump onto the IRC channel once again at some point.

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9443 14:01

Lie to me.

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9443 14:09

>>560
I hate you.

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9443 16:02

>>560
There are more kanji in the Japanese language than there are stars in the sky.

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9443 16:13

>>560 don't worry, there's someone out there for everyone

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9443 16:52

moon cancer: u mad
avenger: I MAD
ruler: i never mad

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9443 16:56

i wanna touch mulder's hair

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9443 20:35

TFW no kabedon gf

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 03:15

cloaca cola

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 12:53

gahhh I'm a married 30 year old man lusting hard over my hot 20 year old underling, my life is a fucking cliche

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 12:58

of course traps are gay, what homo doesn't love a guy with a shredded upper back

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 14:43

he lured me to his domicile

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 16:33

Nothing beats the smell of an indoor water park

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 18:46

I truly dislike Code Geass and want to give it so much shit but I can't honestly do that without rejecting CLAMP and frankly I can't let me get away with that.

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 19:11

>>572
it was a bad show, and it's a ten year old bad show now i'm amazed people haven't just forgotten about it

death note scratches the same itch but did it a lot better

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 21:17

Next time the nurse visits I'm going to lie. Just a tiny lie. Like "I went shopping today" when I didn't actually go outside today. Just to see if I can get away with it.

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 21:26

Best punctuation marks:

  1. ;

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 21:43

as an adult, i don't like teachers they're all fucking useless idiot assholes

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 22:09

>>573
The GBF crossover event is partly responsible for a resurgence in discussion. Oh well, at least the tenor of those discussions is a lot closer to how I felt during its run. And it had some top tier waifubait and shit, too, I guess.

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 22:17

Ah, interrobang, my eyestrain-inducing-ass print-error-looking nemesis. The *holds up spork* of punctuation. The calling card of performative bacon lovers who must explicitly denote their questions as particularly exciting. How I loathe thee, oh accurs'd punctuative disfigure. I was just trying to live in a society here.

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579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 22:26

Best punctuation mark band names:

  1. !!!
  2. ? & The Mysterians
  3. Interrobang‽

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9445 09:28

I have literally never seen an interrobang used outside of DQN.

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9445 21:44

>>580
I have only ever seen it used by the kinds of people who quote xkcd.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9445 23:13

Heavenly ham...

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9445 23:20

>>578 It's not for "exciting questions" but exclaimed questions. They make me think of Tintin

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9446 00:02

Read a comment where someone called that butch terminator chick in the new movie the LGBT-1000 and I smirked quietly to myself.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9446 02:13

>>583

> eWhat!f said the master at length, in a faint voice.

I for one am not at all against the introduction of new symbols to the written form of the English language, nor experimentation to improve its emotional expression, fitness to purpose, speediness, or (dis)ambiguative power.

This Frankenstein's Glyph, however, serves no such cause. May demons drag it back through the crack in the earth whence it came (may Allah forgive me for uttering its name): Madison Ave.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9446 03:36

posting from my hackintosh lol

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9446 07:11

still no voiced Tokiko
when will I get the punishment I finally deserve

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9446 07:56

>>585 The master's "what" would be a question, though I'd still go with "what!?" instead of "what‽". The interrobang does serve a cause, in situations like these it means you can use one character instead of two, and I'd argue it also has a slightly different emotional expression than using !?. Not that I'm arguing for its wider use, but it's not true to say it has no cause...

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9446 08:21

I remember the children's books I used to read invented a punctuation mark as a joke.
Something like a question mark and a comma combined.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9446 20:14

>>588
You petulent buffoon! It's clearly ?!, not !?.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9446 21:52

>>590 No way‼

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9446 21:55

>>590 *petulant

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9446 23:30

It's late...

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9447 00:41

every man a mastodon instance

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9447 03:37

The other night I slammed my massive erection against a wall and GUEss what!??!?! IT HURT

So that';s when I went ot a restaurant name d wtf I don't know what resuarrmemn name to put i suck at names

this sotry is fiction btw I ve got ' no coue as to where its going ERECTION SLAMM WAS TRUE thoughHGHHHG
and tat the rESTAUARNT we ate CUMMIES~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9447 15:18

Why do I always fuck everything up?

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9447 15:18

>>592
Well, I'll be. I should get a spell checker.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9447 16:48

>>597
NO! Spell chekers aree just another form of illumiunati control mannnnnn

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9447 21:56

people are starting to be younger than me on the internet and i dont like it

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9447 21:58

same

25 and i feel like some kind of ancient gnarled gremlin

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9447 22:46

There's probably at least one person posting on 4-ch who is younger than it is.

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9447 23:11

I went through some of my old bookmarks from 2012-2014 but almost all the links were dead. I'm glad this site is still around.

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9447 23:43

God, I just love this penguin so much.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9447 23:43

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9448 02:59

wow... something was exactly as terrible as people said, for once

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9448 13:24

getting Glenn Howerton to read the yoshinoya rant

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9448 21:14

Crash and burn.

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9449 09:42

tadanotation

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9449 12:53

going to log in just to dislike your video

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9449 16:13

Everybody here was 25 back when I was 13 and pretending to be 25. I'm 23 now.

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9449 20:23

You are all little tiny babies. I'm 27.

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9449 21:07

however, computer science was born ex nihilo, as though from out of Turing's gay butthole

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9449 22:53

Wow, that was a lot of words.

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9449 23:33

Please stop saying how old you are. The more I know about people in the real world, the less I want to interact with them over the internet. Keep yourselves as pleasantly inhuman phantoms. Vanish into the rain when I am through with you; I shall return the favor.

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9450 02:44

>>614
I'm sorry, I just want to say that I'm fairly sure that 80% of the 10 people that go here are roughly between 20 - 30. Consider though that Zuckerberg knows with remarkable precision the age composition of his entire userbase yet he doesn't regard us as equal beings as himself.

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9450 07:37

>>615 What's that got to do with anything?

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9450 10:56

by: matthew, 7 years old

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9450 13:26

>>616
It was really related to this thread

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9450 16:51

being shōwa is suffering

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9450 18:56

suffering

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9450 19:56

heisei-umare boomer

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9450 23:16

zomg teh rei

wa

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9451 12:49

Oh my God.

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9451 13:55

non non binary

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9451 15:41

Firefox is committed to your privacy. Now give us your e-mail address!

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9451 20:04

let us invade your privacy... through the medium of email

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9452 00:19

flopstep

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9452 02:13

so many porn tabs

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9452 14:01

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9452 21:13

pnors

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 02:45

$ unzip dick.gz

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 09:43

I'm 22, should I hit on this woman who is 9 years older than me?

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 09:45

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634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 09:59

fortnight you tuba

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 15:23

>>625
So committed we will insist on openly defying a sovereign nation and believe they will continue to allow our unrestricted operation if we do so through the mind of magical thinking exclusive to bronies.

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 15:36

>>629
33 deaths in the KyoAni arson. For perspective, the sarin gas attacks left a toll of 13 deaths. Shit's fucked up, man. What a garbage world we live in.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 16:12

>>635
I mean, it's open source, even if bad orange man sends the entire Mozilla foundation to the gulag (wouldn't be much of a loss tbqh) it'll keep being developed by other people like those currently working on Waterfox.

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 18:47

except pale moon, fuck that guy

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 18:57

>>632
Yes. Everyone's the same age until, like, 35.

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 19:43

there are a few other features that kinda help, but the only thing that's really keeping me on FF is the url bar right-arrow completion
can't wait for mozilla to randomly decide it's got to go

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 20:27

>>635
alright, what'd they do this time? i can't stay abreast of every headass thing they do.

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 21:24

>>641
Something about refusing to cooperate with the UK's new porno loicense.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 21:53

>>641
They're planning on removing the ability to add in extra SSL certs as a user in order to defy Kazakhstan government MITM cert requirements.

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 23:56

> central asian former SSR doing central asian former SSR things

(L‚£ƒÖM) i sleep

> they can't use firefox

(MEƒÖEL) real shit?

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9454 01:19

Yeah, the Kazakhstani government is overreaching but I don't see what Firefox gains by doing that. All it means is people will have to use a different browser and get their web browsing snooped on anyway.

There are presumably cases where developers or w/e would want to add their own certs for testing too, now they're being inconvenienced just so Mozilla can pretend they are more morally upright than their competitors somehow.

Web browser features don't oppress people, governments oppress people.

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9454 06:05

the old quarter circle forward internet radio program (we'd call it a podcast today) got memory-holed hard, damn

647 Name: vc: wanging : 1993-09-9455 06:17

i'm a hopeless case for skincare, i ain't never gonna be a trap (LGƒÖGM)

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9455 10:50

>>647 i gave up on that a long time ago, just go masc4masc instead and fuck dads off grindr

reading through literally every current thoughts thread all the way back to the beginning while i'm sitting around at work with nothing but my phone and crappy phone internet

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9455 11:18

>>648 tell us if you find something interesting
vc: indure

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9455 15:28

>>648 i ain't that kinda guy, that's pretty degenerate, shame on you ( ß -ß)

resumes surfing for hyper herm furry porn

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9455 16:33

DQN is the cutest site on the whole damn 'net!

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9455 20:10

WIELDING THE TIME CUBE MY VOYAGE BEGINS
WESTWARD INTO THE UNKNOWN

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9455 21:03

>>647
I hear estrogen is very good for your skin...

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9456 01:55

these hoes treating me like a corn dog, only wanting my meat when i got bread

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9456 19:47

Heath ledger (n)
a method of cataloguing areas of woody shrubland

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9456 21:26

It's 2019, every snake's eating its own ass

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9457 02:41

Tried to explain Vaporwave visual/audio tropes to Dad and he blurts out "Jimmy Buffett".

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9457 12:51

studio‘

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9457 17:06

plot abundance of lewd derivative content as a function of game quality

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9457 18:03

I wish I was petting a cat right now.

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9457 18:54

all I've ever wanted out of life is to suffer a traumatic brain injury and wake up after a 2 year coma and be perfectly fine except I now have a nigh-unintelligible Scottish accent and an unquenchable thirst for Irn Bru

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9457 19:18

>>661 you gotta find that alien that zapped Colin Mochrie

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9457 20:57

>>661 The thirst remains unquenched since they changed the recipe recently...

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9457 22:02

Grocery Outlet had boxes of Peanut Butter Crunch cereal for 99 CENTS and I bought a box because I hate having good heath and good teeth and I'm eating it dry by the handful right now and its so good my eyes keep rolling up fucking hell I thought I'd grown up by now but NOOOOOooooooooooo oh god this is good

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9458 08:33

>>658
studioŽH

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9459 00:52

why do goth chicks have the weird noses

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9459 17:03

On one side we have a professional with many public contributions, all of which appear well thought out. On the other side we have someone who says that, of all their tarot decks, the MLP-themed one is most accurate.

There's something in the water.

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9460 11:31

"vaguely homoerotic DINK"

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9460 11:51

"I can't come in to work today. I HAVE to download 20GB of porn."

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9460 13:46

>>667
are you talking about pjreddie?

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9460 15:32

>>667
To be fair that was obviously rather tongue-in-cheek. Though the website was obviously sockpuppeted which is not cool.

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9460 17:18

This is a lot.

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9461 01:11

watching people age into adults and going "i like men" kinda scares me

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9461 03:53

I wish this lady in front of me would piss off and get her story straight before she comes asking for something.

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9461 11:15

listening to guile's theme at the gym made me want to slam down my bar and scream GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN at all the twinks doing brosplits

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9461 18:30

i love seeing some friendly faeces around here

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9461 20:54

[DeadFish] Cardcaptor Sakura - Batch [BD][720p][MP4][AAC]

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9461 21:42

the plankalkül defender has logged in, i see

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9461 22:35

Existing is getting too intense for me.

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 00:40

>What struck me a while back was how outright alien laugh tracks sound if you're not watching the show. My roommate's watching any sitcom from the 60s to today, and I'm in my room doing whatever. I can barely understand the dialog, and the laugh track sounds like some bizarre percussion device made from people's voice boxes.

yeah i know how that is. it's not just sitcoms for me, a lot of half-heard shit on TV is mildly disturbing to me. the worst, i think, is that mom watches a lot of korean dramas, the kind where people go ballistic, to reinforce her belief that it's okay to throw over-the-top adult tantrums because it's her culture. so i'm not just sensitive to that sort of conflict and yelling, but it keeps. fucking. happening.

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 01:02

    .title hello

term_name: .ascid /SYS$INPUT/
term_chan: .blkw 1
out_iosb: .blkq 1
msg: .asciz /Hello, world!/

    .entry start,0
    ; establish a channel for terminal I/O
$assign_s devnam=term_name,-
chan=term_chan
blbc r0,error
    ; queue the I/O request
$qio_s chan=term_chan,-
func=#io$_writevblk,-
iosb=out_iosb,-
p1=msg,-
p2=#13
blbc r0,error
    $exit_s ; normal exit

error: halt ; error condition

    .end start

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 12:01

i just now made the connection that the jupiter probe was called juno

NASA literally sent the dude's wife to check up on him and make sure he wasn't having too much fun with his harem of nymphs and catamites, poor zeus can't get a fuggin break

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 12:53

>>682 maybe she hooked him up with the blessed curse of pr0n over dial-up

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 17:49

postimg my current thought in the comment thread and someone else's comment in the thoguhts thread

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 20:39

>>681
Reading this I just underwent spontaneous gene expression and sprouted a necktie of flesh and bone

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 20:48

getting your name legally changed to your public key that decrypts information that exposes the big conspiracy to own the reptilians

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 21:31

>>686
Finally we know the truth of the Swedish kid named "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116".

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 22:37

What does it all mean?

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9463 19:35

>>688
It boils down to Children have ankles and we're all better for it.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9463 19:56

>>682
I saw that tumplr screenshot too

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9463 22:53

Clear your mind.

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9464 01:37

Resentment is corrosive. Also, it really brings out your nasolabial folds in an unflattering way.

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9464 05:02

i should stop stuttering like a retard

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9464 07:00

I should go to sleep soon

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9464 11:38

>>693
I only ever met one guy with a really bad stutter. But he also had a genius IQ and holy fuck I could see and hear the frustration of him trying to get out one sentence in the time it took him to think of 20.

Fortunately, you don't need that to play a musical instrument, which is what he does for a living today.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9464 12:13

sauvage smells like straight doodoo on me

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9464 23:12

Maybe if I just ignore this problem for long enough, it'll go away.

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9464 23:44

looked at r/Metal
they have a "blacklist" in the sidebar because every repost is repost repost
it's clearly a recommendation list tho

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 08:19

Adobe finally decides to start doing the creeperware thing after ignoring the same bug-ass pirate copy of CS6 for 7 years.

Fair enough, but I don't have a lot going for me, dudes, and you're going with the manipulative subscription route where my wallet just cannot follow. Please... let me have this.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 08:35

Bring out the GIMP.

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 09:24

Two in the FUCKING morning

THANKS A LOT CREATIVITY you fuck

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 13:44

Bakara's nose

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 14:07

Braid but Dio or Sakuya is the main character

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 14:33

What do other people think about?

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 16:52

about what?

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 17:31

imagine unironically

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 21:03

>>704
how i should be maybe a little offended by hilarious dysphemisms for suicide after having an unsuccessful attempt under my belt (according to modern insanity and not any genuine wisdom)

but they're too funny

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 21:49

>>704 The whole thing

>>707 Wouldn't it be nice to call off the barn dance, wouldn't it be nice to sabotage the hotpot supper...

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 22:35



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710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 22:59

The cock's relentless swing

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 23:50

what a swinging guy

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9466 00:35

lmao did exhentai just die?

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9466 09:51

It's a DQN!

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9466 23:32

ah yes the hosts file

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 03:05

wish i could fucking sleep already

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 04:06

At least I never fell down the online game rabbit hole

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 10:22

Ladies: if your man's reaction to being stabbed in the back is to walk into Homebase, scream "GET ME A FUCKING AXE!", slam a tenner on the counter, then run outside and chase down the dude that stabbed him with the axe

that ain't no man, that's a fucking orc

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 14:26

> In contrast to the original game, OSRS offers minimal micro-transactions, and has a playerbase that heavily opposes them.

I'm concerned with the implication that RuneScape 3 has micro-transactions.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 14:41

call the police then bitch, tell em to send the OD unit too cause they'll have to pump my stomach to get your FUCKING HEART OUT OF IT

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 15:10

>>718
thought this was about the Hoenn remakes

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 15:58

ahegao skull mask

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9469 17:59

screamed at my cat because he kept running around under my feet while i was trying to clean, now i'm done cleaning and he's still hiding and i feel bad ._.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9469 23:13

Stop it! Just stop!

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9470 05:09

The ominous feeling when you accidentally say, "Bye," instead of, "Goodnight."

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9470 11:58

>>723 data choking out a borg

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9470 13:18

Guns! Bring out your guns!

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9471 12:27

how the fuck do you explain ‘ŠŽè‚ÍŽ€‚Ê

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 13:32

Wow, this sure is fucked up, huh.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 15:19

The purpose of Black Books was to make me want to fuck Fran

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 17:45

nightshade is a very diverse family of plants including tomatoes, peppers, eggplant, tobacco and chili peppers

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 18:11

vc: wow

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 18:26

"would you still marry me if I only ever gave you oral?"

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 23:17

>>732 tfw no male lesbian husband where we just suck each others dicks like once a week then order pizza

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9473 05:56

>>727 carefully.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 02:13

You know, wefre all heading straight to Hell

Yes, itfs like riding downhill with no brakes.

You mean, therefs no way to stop?

No, you stop all right - when you crash.

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 03:49

Yet another article about how terrible lootboxes are uses a picture of an Overwatch lootbox.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 13:34

overwatch is terrible overall, so that's fine.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 14:21

I <3 dildos

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 15:44

>>737 i believe there's something fundamentally dishonest about railing against p2w while using a screenshot of something that's strictly cosmetic and so time-wasting to open that many streamers have thousands they just refuse to touch

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 16:12

[to the tune of two tickets to paradise] i've got, constipation

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 19:59

give me the gep gun

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 23:17

When children in the West get a haircut that looks like a mushroom, it's known as a "mushroom haircut"
When children in East Asia get a haircut that looks like a mushroom, it's known as a "shiitake mushroom haircut"

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9475 03:26

When they have to revalue the the pound, the £ sign will be replaced by a full color emoji of Boris Johnson's stupid grinning face.

"Boris Bucks"

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9475 21:18

People were making jokes the other day about Jeffrey Epstein dying in jail because he knew too much, and now he has.

Can we give the modern world a bad review for having such a predictable plot?

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9475 22:45

Is this real?

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9476 11:08

no

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9476 13:03

>>745
Yes. All things are real.
Even false things?
Yes.
How can this be?
Fuck if I know, I didn't do it.

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9476 13:46

>>744
It must be a sign of decaying times when even the conspiracies \involving the highest echelons of society become too transparent and obvious.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9476 23:45

London is bad.

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9477 08:18

Astol-Fou tbh

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9477 15:40

i'm the operator with my pocket calculator. bleep bloop.

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9477 17:04

boku wa ongakuka dentaku katate ni. bleep bloop.

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 08:50

Astarotte no omocha

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 15:08

I just took an interview where they use python and asked if they use a Django, and they answered that they weren't using any frameworks, and it just dawned on me that they might be writing cgi scripts in the year of our lord 2019, holy shit, nope.

755 Name: vc: jeitable : 1993-09-9478 15:22

>>754
Nevertheless, I hope Team YouTube doesn't mind the question and that you will make my end-user experience less shitty :V

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 16:50

>>754
"a Django"
anyway CGI is dead for new software, it'll basically boil down to a socket listen loop. There are plenty of libraries you can stitch together to do what a framework does.

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 16:53

Mike: The Pope told her that the boy was fine and to leave him be. He is a special needs child. I'll pray for you, sounds like you could use it.
Keith PhD: uhmm and you know what the Pope said? Special needs or not it's still not appropriate. I'll pray for you. Sounds like your cognative skill need it.
Mike: Thank you for that. I need them, and you need the practice.
Keith PhD: And I'll pray for you. Seems you have the "gift of prophecy" since you know what the Pope told the child and what type of prayer life I have and you never met either of us!. I'll pray for you, ego is a sin you know!
Mike: Thank you again, for twice the prayers!
Keith PhD: I hope they will help guide you toward a more spiritual path!
Mike: Thank you, God bless.

  • A passive aggressive prayer battle between two catholics, one of whom apparently doesn't understand that some people know italian.

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9479 00:51

yuckurry is the thigh gap youkai

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9479 07:08

*laughs in mild ignorance of all Romanist languages*

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9479 21:22

I wonder if anyone likes me.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 04:49

who's stalking me online

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 07:31

>>761 Everyone on this web sight has to pass the test.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 14:19

And what about the ghost that jerked him off to completion? Could that have really happened?

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 17:08

>>754
CGI or single-script servers are the way to go. Web 3.0 is dead, long live the telnet!

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 17:55

>>761
I am, but it's just for practice.

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 20:12

>>754
>>764
I don't want to alarm you, but you're browsing a CGI-based website RIGHT NOW.
That aside, what exactly is the alternative even supposed to be? I don't know what you're going on about when you say they might "still" be using CGI in 2019. And comparatively, what's supposed to make it better?

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 20:36

>>766
serverless architecture built on independent unikernels managed by a specialized hypervisor coordinated by a robust message broker.

tbh I'm looking for 100% buzzword compliance for future employment. I personally don't give a shit unless it looks good on my resume, CGIs are fine, really.

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 20:41

>>766
We have forgotten the golden rule: KISS, Kubernetes Instances for Static Sites.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 20:45

I suspect that 4chan captchas are such a pain in the ass nowadays as payback for renigger.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 22:12

Maximum gay.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9481 08:37

Mom's gonna fix it all soon
Mom's coming 'round to put it back the way it ought to be

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9481 09:21

>>767
You've failed your DevOops buzzword exam. No mention of Docker or k8s.

>>766
With CGI you need a separate server (basically only Apache) to take http requests and format them for the script. It's also one OS process per request; even with mod_perl or mod_php it's still a thread per request. Heavy on server resources. But that doesn't matter for a forum with 3 users.

The alternative (socket bind + listen loop) can be much lighter and doesn't try to abstract away the concept of network sockets (reducing bug surface area). You get to take advantage of green threads and non-blocking IO. You also don't need a separate server unless you don't want to deal with HA or TLS yourself (and then you can just shove it behind nginx). You can use any language, too, basically, since all it needs is a handful of socket functions rather than an entire CGI library. Low OS resource usage per request also raises the bar for DoS attacks like slowloris.

TL;DR CGI works, sure, but the alternative is simpler and therefore faster and safer.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9481 11:39

>>772
Since I am a huge retard, can you link me some resources for further research on this sort of material?

774 Name: vc: nughutt : 1993-09-9481 13:43

attempting to scrape a tumblr that claims to be exclusively women its anonymous owner likes because it sufficiently meets my aesthetic and i'd like unlimited reference works, before the porn detector finally makes it a fucking nightmare to scrape

problem: there are enough ladies therein to populate a substantial city-state and just crawling the links has taken the parser an hour and counting

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9481 14:14

i am the boner of my penis
unlimited reference works

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9481 17:02

It's okay to be GRAVE ME GRAVE FOR YOU

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 14:58

>>773
Eh, I'm not really sure of any, I feel like it's sort of folk knowledge now. Maybe there are some "CGI vs TCP socket" articles out there, I don't know.

If you want to try it yourself, I'm sure there are a few "simple TCP socket server" tutorials in your language of choice. Get to the stage where you can print out the incoming data, then point your browser at it to see what an http request looks like, and go from there.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 17:51

Holding hands under the moon.

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 18:41

Do people actually enjoy dev ops

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 19:35

The same people who enjoy networking and administration

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 21:42

How long have you been on 4-ch?

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 21:54

>>781
I've been on DQN since the early-to-mid 6000s.

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 21:56

I remember posting in the first Grandpa thread, so about 5000 days I guess.

I did take a very long break though. I think the "Love & Sexuality" board still existed when I left (looks like it was nuked for being a pedophile haven in 2013.) So did WAKAChan, which is how I found 4-ch.

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 22:46

>>781
Since it started, I think.

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9483 05:57

I am so thankful for the rain I hear outside right now. 💙🌧

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9483 05:59

>>781
It's almost 2020 now, I think I remember posting on here as far back as 2009.

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9483 10:18

>>781
sometime before sept 5000

was only really interested in rei's diner and clonepa threads so i can't tell you much about what it was like tho

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9483 11:38

>>781 I remember September 5000th
>>786 That sounds mental...

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9483 19:44

>>781
Prolly 10 years. Jesus F Christ.

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9483 21:27

What do you call a FAQ for questions that aren't frequently asked at all, but may be asked?

791 Name: vc: deap : 1993-09-9484 06:50

The time of drifting is cum

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9484 07:32

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9484 07:50

>>781
a long fucking time

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9484 10:48

>>781 relative latecomer, I've been here since the late september 6000s or so

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9484 19:28

>>772

> DevOops

I love that typo

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9484 20:34

>>790
FUUQ

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9484 20:37

>>795
<3

(it was intentional)

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9484 20:45

but you knew that

captcha: wow

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9484 22:58

The standard numerals drive me nuts. They're unwieldy to write. They have too many easily confused glyphs, which seems unreasonable considering they're a recombining set of ten, and a lot of shorthand systems don't touch 'em at all because they're already shorthand.

Not sure what to do except kvetch; this is something I simply haven't found a decent way around, and few seem to share my objections. Even conlangs that try to overdo simplicity rarely see a need to fuck with 'em.

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9484 23:30

Anxious for absolutely no reason.

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 03:34

Nurse my boner back to health

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 08:58

In Asia, do old men feed leeches in the same way that old men feed birds at parks?

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 13:36

>>802
if you mean 40 year old hikikomori then sure

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 14:38

byzantine copmutations

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 16:37

>>799
use CJK numerals instead
—ëˆê“ñŽOŽlŒÜ˜ZŽµ”ª‹ã\
•Sç–œ‰­

easy to tell apart at a glance, visually distinct, no need for zero as a placeholder digit, uses myriad system(based)

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 18:10

🥚

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 20:13

>>799
Blame the Arabs of old. There's plenty of numeral systems to choose from.

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9486 00:48

When is someone gonna write the next rails is omakase

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9486 13:49

The American dream is to become a NEET.

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9486 14:09

The American dream is to become baby

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9486 20:05

The American Dream: Prepare to Die edition

*unless you are already wealthy

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9486 20:09

>>805
they not only have more strokes that fly in different directions, they also have the too-similar-to-each-other problem even worse! e.g. the four corner codes for the digits are

1030, 1000, 1010, 1010, 6021, 1010, 0080, 4071, 8000, 4001, 4000

Meaning half of them have a horizontal upper-left corner, and three of hose also have a horizontal lower-left corner as well. The "legs" on 689 are not only infamous gaijin-killers, but it's a liability for low fi / poor vision problems.

>>807
arabic is the only one in common use that's noticeably better than "arabic", but only by a hair. plus the 2 and the 3 are almost the same goddamn symbol.

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9486 22:10

kuripipe

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9487 18:35

big brain

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9487 23:33

i'm am going to say the n word

Nigger

>:)

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9488 00:09

wtf why am i the one who has to pilot this giant robot to save the earth

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9488 00:42

I miss Qresearch.

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9488 07:24

what's the deal with tree emoji twitter

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9488 09:44

(BEƒÖEB) I'm glad Win 10 now gives me the option to shitpost in kaomoji

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9488 17:59

*dons tinfoil hat*
The American destiny is to become monke

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9488 19:45

8chan retards begone.

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9488 22:55

>>821
I only posted on /erp/ though. :(

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9489 11:11

"how is that coming along, anyway?"
"mother of god i had no idea a LARP vagueposter on any chan could get that much boomer attention, TV truly has gotten that incompetent."

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9489 12:11

I've looked at a ton of Japanese porn in my lifetime and yet, to this very day I still get "Wtf am I looking at?" moments.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9489 12:17

I totally didn't make the connection between the recent amount of shit lately and 8chan going down. You'd think from posting on a barely active site they'd be a bit accustomed to putting more effort behind their posts, but noooo, it's gotta be shitposting right out of the gate.

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9489 13:54

hear me out with this thread idea: posting your intrusive thoughts

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9489 14:26

>>826 wtf d you think i'n doing?

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9489 16:23

>>824,826
"They are sometimes said to take their victims for the purpose of drinking their blood, eating their livers, or gaining power by taking their shirikodama (KŽq‹Ê), a mythical ball said to contain the soul, which is located inside the anus"

That is something I learned about kappa today Kappa

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9489 18:14

Why the hell would anyone keep their soul in their ass?

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9489 19:27

>>829
It lets you do soul vore and anal vore at the same time, except the predator/prey dynamic is reversed between the two. Pretty kinky right?

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9489 20:09

>>828
it was in an episode of the recent Kitaro

captcha: noshass
Literally "snack on ass"

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9489 23:37

>>830
I don't want to do any of that.

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9490 00:14

>>832
Your loss.

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9490 01:20

We think that golden touch of honey makes every bowl un-bee-lievably tasty.

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9490 02:19

Not sure if astigmatism or display glitch....

> Have some of Column A
> Try ALL of Column B

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9490 13:52

> soul vore

miss me with that gay soul shit

captcha: pessad
it looks the same upside down

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9490 14:19

It's not gay if the souls don't touch

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9491 01:21

Chamber of Commerce, aka my sex dungeon

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9491 02:20

Progress report from dumbass trying to fix my vision (myopia) "naturally"

Basically, yeah, it's possible. I'm not good to drive or anything--it's very back and forth throughout the day--but I think it'll get there within a few weeks, the rate things are going. I'm not sure which technique has really helped the most, except that the most dramatic improvement occurred after I started trying to frequently pay attention, using my peripheral vision, to well lit long range parallax effects and (in moderate doses) bright screens. It seems it stimulates some nerve cells towards some process I don't/can't have control over. Also, it's probably the safest thing I'm doing, too.

I try to cover all the bases, so in addition flexing ciliary muscle, using conscious control over the extraocular muscles to reshape the eye (probably a simultaneous tug on opposing recti from the feel of it, with some assistance from the eyelid, like a really hard squint), and stretching them so the range of motion doesn't feel imbalanced.

Unlike claims online that it's all in one thing or the other, I think the various parts of the eye exist the way they are in part because they adjust each other and maintain multiple equilibria, as far as shape is concerned. Even down to the springiness of the eyeball--it seems its natural resting shape/position can be adjusted somewhat by what I'm doing. Binocular vision also helps one eye tell that it's not seeing clearly sometimes, so now and then I can "walk back" the range of depth by squinching the eyes alternately.

Bonus: I figured out how to have a weak orgasm just by thinking about it during this time... odd benefit to trying to find obscure muscles most people don't bother with.

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9491 05:35

sksksksk and I oop

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9491 11:10

Whatever did I do

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9491 11:51

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9491 16:23

I feel like I'm slipping away again.

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9491 17:39

I used to be a romantic, mainly because I had abusive parents and tried pursuing other emotions to distract from getting hurt real bad, but it turns out that's not really a good idea if you're not okay with getting hurt real bad.

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9491 19:06

I wish I had abusive parents. I had neglectful parents. It's why I'm here.

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9492 11:01

Not afraid to call David Spade a spade

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9492 11:01

Not afraid to call David Spade a spade

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9492 11:02

Mother of fuck
This shitty captcha always trips me up

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9492 13:29

fiscally irresponsible, socially inept

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9492 15:30

why should I be beholden to the tyranny of time?

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9492 17:51

I won't go unnoticed like a fart in a storm. Witness my undying stench

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9492 19:59

Is politics shitter gone?

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9492 21:18

yeah, you can come out now it's safe

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9492 21:27

he's been gone for almost a year

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9492 23:25

The moon is waning, and so am I.

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9493 17:18

corea digustibn

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9493 18:10

DQN is zen, VIP is tao.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9493 18:55

what about iOS-kun?

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9494 00:04

O (name of voyager)
The time has come for you to seek new levels of reality.
Your ego and the (name) game are about to cease.
You are about to be set face to face with the Clear Light
You are about to experience it in its reality.
In the ego|free state, wherein all things are like the void and cloudless sky,
And the naked spotless intellect is like a transparent vacuum;
At this moment, know yourself and abide in that state.
O (name of voyager),
That which is called ego|death is coming to you.
Remember:
This is now the hour of death and rebirth;
Take advantage of this temporary death to obtain the perfect state |
Enlightenment.

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9494 04:02

Every time this client asks a dumbass question, the price is going up $10.

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9494 05:51

Shout out to the warm air that comes up when you take a hard shit on the toilet.

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9494 13:56

wonder when slunch

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9494 14:42

>>858
I believe they were the same person

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9494 18:40

i wanna 3d prinner

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9495 19:47

emo type error
expected nothing, given void

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9497 23:28

I love myself.

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9498 01:53

I love myself roughly, like an abusive husband.

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9498 01:56

>>782-794 approx. (except >>787)
Before I completely forget to ask, and a new thread starts: What was it like back then? How have things changed since?

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9498 10:39

When I was in Japan recently for a business trip, my (Japanese) coworker took me to Yoshinoya. He asked if I was familiar with the establishment, and I responded with something like "ah, I know the kopipe at least". Needless to say, he was amused.

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9498 11:05

>>781
I was a (very late, apparently) latecomer in 2013, the early September 7000s. I remember being around for the release of Viptronic 8
Main difference between then and now is a large influx of what I'd call 'twitter humour' somewhat reshaping the posting culture here (but not to a huge extent), also more persistent spammers and frequent appearances of 'eizi 42th Japanese Old Boy'.

Notable/active threads included hmmm....
[NOVEL] DQN Short Novel [FAIRLY LONG]
We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower.[grinding noises]
[REI] May I take your order?
[Finding] Scavenger Hunt! [Scavenging]

I also feel like [Posthumous course] Teacher/Student Thread! [C&P] on /ascii/ was pretty active at that time (relatively).

871 Name: 870 : 1993-09-9498 11:13

>>870
also, not to clutter up the thread but I still miss hellochannel.or.gs. RIP.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9498 15:34

what's the point tho sumatran beans already have that whiskey goodness

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9498 15:49

>>870
I like the idea of Grinding Noises but never really participated. I guess CYOA will spring back up when it's needed.

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9498 17:26

>>870 Twitter humour! That's what it is! There is definitely that kind of flavour now sometimes.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9498 23:17

UF has been in hiatus for so long yet it is still online

a living tomb of what a part of the Internet once was like

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9499 00:16

I draw super good on my cintiq

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9499 00:50

I've been here since the very beginning but I have a pretty terrible memory so can't really say what it was like back then. Agree about the influx of twitter humor. Not necessarily a completely bad thing though.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9499 03:13

>>870
>>874
I feel somewhat guilty for introducing "new internet" into the CTRL+V and comments threads. I remember some concerns about that dqnquality tumblr but that seems to have blown over.

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9499 07:32

>>878 better than letting this place die out completely, that's for sure

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9499 17:32

The impression of DQN-kun I used to have has changed, I used to imagine him as like a weeb Zarathustra with pantsu on his head or something...

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9499 17:50

people change and that's ok
everyone yearns for "the good ol' days" regardless of the days' quality relative to now

882 Name: DQN-kun : 1993-09-9499 21:53

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883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9500 07:49

>>882 Take your time old chum.

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9500 08:31

I think I've been on DQN for 13 years (since 2006). Needless to say I'm a very different person than I was 13 years ago.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9500 10:42

I'm in internet love.

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9500 13:56

Bump all the *pa threads!
Bump all the song threads!
Bump all the CYOA threads and writing threads!
Bring back the banners of the days gone by!

And get rid of the wikipedia/copypastefromtwitter/other link threads (other than SAITAMA news).

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9500 15:06

>>886
I'm good with that.

Random bursts of creativity are much more fun than blind youtube links.

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9500 16:24

dominant drossel

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9500 19:03

I never follow the youtube links. This is a text board!

Posted from my IBN 5100

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9501 07:50

The wikipedia and youtube threads used to be better, I used to follow the links and think damn, now that's DQN QUALITY. Now they're more often, hmm yes, quite interesting...

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9501 09:12

I've stopped chewing my nails down the very last bit out of anxiety because it's gross and my god I've missed the tactile feedback

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9501 13:51

happy birthday!
I hope you produce lots of value for our esteemed employer

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9501 17:05

can you even get rash from eating shitton of oats

that sounds extremely dodgy lol

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9501 18:12

shoobie doobie do dop

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9501 19:29

showing ads to people who are using no-pay products because they have no money is a sustainable business model

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9501 20:14

I am losing my fucking mind.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9501 20:38

I feel bad, in multiple ways

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9501 22:09

anyway, did we run dry on textboard memes to make shitty weeb imitations and spinoffs of, or have the importers just been asleep this whole time?

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9502 09:54

Alanis Morissette sure does a good tourettes impression

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9502 14:36

900GET

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9502 14:52

why do my jewish girlfriend's farts smell like pizza

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9502 23:04

I am okay with spelling the word "defence" (in U.S. usage) if it's literally a barrier fortification, such as a cheval-de-frise or a Czech hedgehog.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9503 00:06

I wish I was being cuddled right now.

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9503 09:43

BoJo's bizarre adventure

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9503 10:52

I wish I was cuddling someone

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9503 11:16

I wonder if that guy that loves periods still lurks here...

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9503 12:39

can somebody please show me something new on the internet that is good?
I'm tired of being a nostalgia junkie...

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9503 12:46

Did I Image Saved or did This Image Could Not Be Saved me

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9503 15:40

>>906 Sure do, I sucked a tampon just the other day

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9503 17:16

See also https://writeup.ai/ for other dumb computers taking the effort out of shitposting and fanfic.

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9504 02:10

She looks like the kind of girl that would say "very nice" after I gave her the sex

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9504 05:22

She likes archived sailor moon geocities fan pages, pics of dead flowers, super nintendo, cool music and weed

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 02:10

>>909
you caught me off guard there anon, good job

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 06:08

whistling fancy hearing cake at work

vc: exass

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 08:04

>>913 One time I pulled a girl's tampon out with my teeth and posted a picture of it here, see if you can find it i@OÍOj

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 19:07

There's a long list of things I don't really need to see, and I'm pretty sure that's on it somewhere.

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 19:11

A potential client is machinegunning out questions at me and I'm recoiling from the whole thing.

argh

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 21:15

xkcd is big bang theory on the internet

919 Name: vc: slo : 1993-09-9506 01:31

I was a little puzzled reading the history books wondering why some people were able to make a case (a career, even) railing against the immorality of... jazz, back in its heyday. But it wasn't too important so I moved on.

I was just watching pre-Code cartoons on a whim and wow, okay, I guess there'd be plenty of people willing to go moral crusader on that even today.

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9506 01:34

Bang bang bang pull my devil trigger

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9506 03:50

>>919
In every era of every nation there is a genre of music primarily listened to by people who want to get fucked, or get fucked up, or fuck others up, that makes conservatives freak out about moral decay.

Sometimes this is "all music whatsoever" (usually when religion is a big deal)

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9506 07:03

>>921
Shut up.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9506 08:53

>>922
You're just a washed-up old fart who doesn't understand my generation, man.

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9506 11:59

Frustration getting bigger

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9506 14:32

my name is Theodor Adorno and jazz fucking sucks, hate that shit.

926 Name: vc: no : 1993-09-9506 18:26

>>921
Charles Coughlin was hardly a conservative, that's an addition coming from you.

Categorizing a view under a broad brush is stereotyping anyway.

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9506 22:04

DQN is cool.

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9507 00:44

DQN fucking sucks

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9507 01:55

DQN once was good

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9507 02:07

I wish /d/ fantasies were real

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9507 17:15

>>929
DQN was never good! (@¥ิm¥ิ) Now alt.binaries, is a different story...

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9507 18:32

>>919
Racism. Next!

933 Name: Karhu-ryhmä : 1993-09-9507 22:46

Arrested for harming bears 0_0

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9508 11:12

I can't believe Daniel Johnston died on 9/11

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9508 15:08

What's so bad about racism?

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9508 15:35

>>935
it makes white people unable to appreciate good music

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9508 16:55

Now I want a vape pen.

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9508 17:16

Youtub is censoring all the most DQN Quality videos.

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9508 18:14

>>934 RIP Daniel ;_;

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9508 20:17

hey dokyuuns

I hope true love finds you in the end

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9508 21:58

>>940
And by "in the end," I am certain you meant "in the butt."

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9508 22:10

I wish I were a bird

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 02:22

>>942 o mai gaa!

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 06:52

This girl told me she'd peg me but she's been taking her hell of a time to get around to it

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 15:38

Fun to think of all the possible bloodlines that are dying off right now

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 16:21

I am vomit vomiting

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 16:33

I am vomiting buckets. Serves me right for eating all those buckets

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 17:02

Anyone else's toes curl up when they cum?
Even when I'm standing up they do it

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 17:17

Anyone else's body go entirely stiff in a crucified sort of position, and their vision goes green before feeling like they're being lowered into a pit upside down when they cum? And then afterwards your vision is hyper-detailed like you can see every carpet fibre and every hair follicle for about 10 minutes?

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 18:30

Anyone else's grandma make that weird hissing noise when they cum? Like there's built-up gas leaking from somewhere?

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 18:35

>>948
Be less tense. Relax.

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 22:34

my dudes ALL the desert religions are death cults, they literally teach that the only purpose of this earthly life is to prepare for what happens after death

embrace life, embrace vitality, embrace Tengri of the blue sky

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 23:13

Get the fuck.

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 23:49

Be careful dqns
Don't want to give the impression people actually post here

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 03:21

>>954
Don't worry man, everyone is me.

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 06:22

I am not you.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 07:08

>>956
Keep telling yourself that.

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 14:46

Jisaku jien in the dark of the night, what what

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 16:11

So cool when you are the only extremely drunk person at a party

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 18:05

On low-effort trans conversions: a college pal Became Trans™, but kept the voice and the beard. We were like, bruh, identity is just as social as it is personal, you have to at least _try_ to pass. And they were like nah.

961 Name: vc: demong : 1993-09-9510 19:39

tired of watching everyone i ever liked turn into pod people

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 21:04

A cop caught me drinking brandy and eating popcorn in a park at 2 AM and I didn't get arrested for it. Thank you kindly, White Osea.

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 21:35

>>960
I knew a guy like this and he seemed to go back and forth between being a gender nonbinary person who deconstructed femininity so that any appearance can be "feminine" because "the binary doesn't even exist anyway" to insisting that she was nothing but a girl whenever she was losing arguments and needed to use the woman card.

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 23:05

I once knew a "white-passing" Mexican...

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 02:20

Fuck no don't summon him

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 11:54

My penguin and I are unhappy.

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 13:25

kiloinches

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 14:49

I'm in love with this new fabric softener. Gives me a nose boner

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 16:33

2001: A Space Odyssey was once listed as being released in 2001 on the iTunes store. It was later changed to display the correct release date.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 16:58

I'm a sex robot and also an incel

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 17:17

implying the point is logically sound or worth refuting at the same level

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 17:44

ET CHEY SAW CHAIR THOSE MAWN YEWS!

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 22:43

My head is empty.

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9513 07:48

lmaonnaise

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9513 12:02

I WANT SOMETHING ELSE
TO GET ME THROUGH THIS
SEMI-CHARMED KIND OF LIFE

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9513 18:09

Fact Seagull is fact

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9514 12:40

ka chow

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9514 14:59

ca khow

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9514 15:46

Snake charming is a brutal and cruel show and it's not even real, the snakes aren't even charmed, they can't even hear music. make charming is mentioned in the Bible, that is how old this scam is.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9514 21:23

Name a cat in an online video game "Shii", someone reports it as inappropriate, it gets reset to default.
What has the Internet become?..

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 02:22

had a pretty good thought but this thread is almost over so i don't wanna waste it

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 04:15

I don't have a good thought but I will take this opportunity to waste just one single person's chance to share their good thought before thread reaches 999

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 06:42

>>981
>>982
Save it for the last ten posts so your idea is something anyone who just casually browses the pages sees

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 07:44

>>983 we're already in the last 50 tho, once it drops off the front page...

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 07:50

Man, I just got some deep-ass thoughts, and also some deep ass-thoughts

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 10:46

don't think, feel and you'll be This thread has been closed. You cannot post in this thread any longer.

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 14:39

I totally can!

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 15:22

thats what you think

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 16:14

i want to eat curry

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 16:16

I should come here more often tbh.

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 17:13

>>990 The more the merrier!

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 18:06

>>991
Nah, 5 people is too crowded

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 19:21

I will miss you, thread

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 19:25

As will I

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 20:38

Bring on the next trash fire

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 20:48

Who of the 5 of us will be the one to bring the next thread part, I wonder?

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 21:18

I want to be part of something that i dont have the energy to describe right now.

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 21:21

I was going to say I'd like to, but I'm not sure how to make my title idea work.

Also let's make a promise not to vaguepost as much.

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 21:59

Someone has to be second best. Jump off of my shoulder and fly, >>1000 chan!!!

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