Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/ [Cute Girls]
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
#33 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1557010373/
#34 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1568931593/
#35 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1585935259/
#36 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1600126305/
Not everybody lived off the land back in the olden days. Raising crops and livestock was still a farmer's job, it wasn't like everyone had these skills.
I'm deflowering a virgin thread
Everything's going to be okay.
rest in peace, last thread
ass
Dude I was born in the wrong generation, 1300's kids are so lucky.
Everyone call me G-Hatch from now on please
phuck
The average person is just as stupid as they ever were, the only thing that's changed now that most people are "literate" (meaning: "capable of reading a McDonald's menu, barely") is that you're forced to read their dumb opinions on dumb things on the internet.
Literacy is reddit. Books are reddit. For the truly ascended, knowledge simply comes to them intuitively, out of the aether, as if it were something they'd known since birth. Inability to do this means you're a defective human being, probably due to fluoride and microplastics in the water destroying your pineal gland. Sucks to be you!
I'm unscrupulous
My pineal gland has been calcified by the pressures of gangstalking, I have been turned into a redditor midwit.
Look up targeted individuals on youtube and sort by new.
Gomez. Gomez. Gomez. Gomez! Gomez.
>>8
I remember there was a kid who insisted on being called Darth Vader in like third grade
>>16
What does that have to do with me?
Now how can I be G-Hatch without namefagging? Seems impossible...
Ok this isn't going anywhere. I'm dropping the G-Hatch gimmick. I don't think I can come up with a good payoff.
Gooch Hatch
Hatch Potch
If u hate fandom and miss wikia, blame jimbo wales for being a libertarian LOL
I don't understand why everyone bitches about fandom, just use an ad-blocker.
G-Hatch handsome! G-Hatch no understand why women don't throw themselves at G-Hatch. Maybe because G-Hatch 4'10"...
Turns out there are more semi-mystic conspiracy theories about Earth being a prison planet for aliens than I would have guessed a week ago.
>>23 i just think it's dumb that the vim wiki is still there, i didn't know they had ads
>>27
I honestly miss when crazies were all about aliens from crackpots who watched too much sci-fi instead of all political.
the only conspiracy theory I somewhat believe in is that androids walk among us, I also find the idea of time travelers uploading footage from the far past interesting but I don't believe it one bit.
https://youtu.be/IfY2F1-w6N0
gaynus
robot rapist
Ass ass ass
VPN scam
Stork my penis
tamago
Has any band had a such fall from grace as Mastodon? Their music is actually trash now.
>>39 I feel lucky to have only ever known of them for that one song (you know the one) and never really cared about them beyond that
I found actual CP on twitter with 100k+ followers
that's enough internet
speaking of porn, the impossible has happened c I thinkc I think i'm done being horny
>>39
Not sure if it's considered a fall from grace since their newer albums are still somewhat praised, but Elder new sounds nothing like their debut. The new stuff sounds like synthy prog/post rock with indie rock vocals. Not for me!
Compare
https://youtu.be/Y48mDuY8rI0?t=303
https://youtu.be/plBf0O7mzg8?t=339
To
https://youtu.be/5pgHqPoI4rw?t=340
https://youtu.be/-QCXTizosLc?t=294
>>47
Why not just have two separate brands ala audioslave and soundgarden? It's ridiculous.
>>46
Yeah but they formed No Devotion and are back to be respected
Destroy hands.
i would really like to know who the sex fiend posting in the horny thread on the secret area is
It's funny to me how americans think charcuterie is something fancy. It's literal peasant fare, you take whatever scraps of meat and cheese and bread you have left over from making other things and throw them on a plate with the berries you found on the bush behind your peasant shack this morning. Voilà! Breakfast!
>>53
the fatty fucker or the duel with Zeus guy? (unless they're one and the same...)
SAoVQ died in 2014
>>54
I will never understand breakfast in general.
Eating right after waking up is nauseating.
>>59
It now says Coming soon?
Maybe it's said that for a while, but I only just noticed.
it carries out and is w_(arknights)
>>55
the soft squish and barhopping for pussy guy, assuming that's not two separate people
war knights
peace knights
this guy who pronounces "Christian" like krist-ee-en
>>62
always assumed soft-squish was just someone with the textboard equivalent of a verbal tic
Do you ever read someone's tweets that use bizarre political non-memespeak language that no-one would ever use and you just know they lifted it from a book?
I do not understand why people squabble about this stuff.
hoboeteimasu ka
Change...
in a more general sense, it happens extremely often to me that i'll see someone's "take" and it's extremely obvious that they didn't actually think of that, it's just what someone else told them to think
Playing an old video game like "yeah this is EXACTLY the type of game I could have spent an entire summer break being completely engrossed in 13 years ago, too bad I'm literally incapable of feeling joy anymore"
bejorby!
what do you do when you have a bunch of things you could/should do, but don't know where to start?
>>75
Honest answer, waste time on the internet and not do any of them
One strategy I've used with some success has been to write each thing down on a separate post-it, breaking things down to subthings where it makes sense. Then once you have that done, arrange them in order of priority on your wall/board/bezel. Start knocking them out in that exact order and do not deviate. Once you finish one, throw the post-it in the trash (or feed it to your cockroach farm, I dunno) and watch your tasks dwindle.
I whine to a producer until they tell me where to start.
I feel like I've outgrown video games and anime and stuff but I still have no friends or job, so I just spend like 8 hours a day wandering around my shitty midwestern suburb.
>>79
that's cool at least
i spend those 8 hours wandering around the internet
Black Lives Energy
After much discussion a friend and I have come to the conclusion that the ideal way to watch the X-Files would be to write a python program or similar that would:
1) show you one random episode, without repeating, at intervals of roughly one week
2) occasionally begin playback at anywhere from 5 to 33 minutes into the episode, as if you'd come across it randomly while channel surfing
I feel like this is the most authentic X-Files experience possible. Trying to watch the entire series straight through just leads to getting bogged down with things like "plot arcs" and "after all the shit she's seen why does Scully still not believe"? and quickly becomes exhausting.
>>75
Dishonest answer: I follow the system in the book "Getting Things Done" to the exact letter.
Contentless more like countless because there are countless thoughts threads
I'm not much of a Hollywood Lothario these days. Mainly because I no longer reside near Hollywood.
, you cheesy B-hole!
Why do people think the "we turn coffee into code" thing is still funny?
Look at me, I'm a wage slave!
³æÈç Bye Bye is from the perspective of a dead loved one.
Contentless more like contentless because
14 words = i am a real american and i fight for the rights of every man
88 = HH = HULK HOGAN, BROTHER
Any weed smokers here?
I understand drugs, but I don't understand downers like weed and alcohol. Cocaine and caffeine actually make you feel good.
Weed gets me buzzing, I rip a bong then get down to business, it's not a downer for me but it affects people in different ways. Cocaine is overrated, I've had better fun for longer and cheaper with other substances.
Also, I guess it's true in some ways for lots of drugs, but to me cocaine seems to cause a lot of misery at every stage of cultivation, harvest, distribution, then with its users. Any time I've had it it's been disappointing, it makes nice people behave like assholes and assholes even bigger assholes. Have you ever hung out with a cocaine addict? Really annoying
Today, I am thankful for snel.
https://www.4chan.org/flash?file=w4ch_christmas.swf&title=world4ch+Christmas
I wonder where oldfriends went... I don't believe they all moved on with their lives, I certainly haven't. Not one jot...
>>104
Most did, cant be a teenager forever. The rest dispersed amongst other imageboards and social media if they kept talking to strangers online.
You can see old tripfags on Reddit talking about suicide, and meta threads worrying about userbase rot and average age, there is no going back.
nicotine/tobacco and caffeine make me feel hyper, focused and productive even though I probably am not
Strega Nony!
Weed isn't really a downer, I used to smoke up then go for a jog or go lift weights. Depends on the strain, the amount you smoke, your frame of mind etc. It's still a pretty boring drug though, if you need drugs to feel artificially relaxed or artificially excited then consider that you probably have a micronutrient deficiency that you'd be better off correcting than smoking weed or doing cocaine. The only worthwhile drugs are psychedelics.
I am capable of using the power of my gigabrain to meme myself into either the deepest most restful sleep that anyone on this board has ever had, or a frothing bloodthirsty berserker rage, at a moment's notice. All because I take magnesium and eat lots of beef and fatty fish.
Midwits really do love their psychedelics
Weed rules.
I wonder why Jack Black hasn't caught any ire for playing a Mexican in Nacho Libre
A faint wistful sadness evoked by the impermanence of things.
>>112
because playing a different race/ethnicity/nationality has always been okay in kayfabe
Caffeine at small doses makes me not feel so tired. At larger doses it helps me focus and do somewhat better at some things, but I also tense up and have a headache before long. So then I take ibuprofen to help with that.
I'd like to try weed and/or shrooms, but I work for the man and it's just not worth the trouble.
>>112 I'd guess because the kinds of people who enjoy that movie are also the kinds of people who don't care that much. It's not like GitS where there was some expectation of faithfulness and respect to the source material; you watch a Jack Black movie specifically to see Jack Black goof around.
I don't think Tewi should be pronounced Tei because the myth of the rabbit of Inaba predates "wi" and "i" merging and she would still pronounce her own name with "wi" when introducing herself.
Looking at posts I made on other boards 5 to 10 years ago.
>>116 i done been saying this, she's thousands of years old and comes from a time when people still pronounced wi like wi
modern japanese speakers may call her tay but that doesnt mean i need to
okay but is there a MAD of tewi singing chocolate rain?
Jack Negroid
okay butt
>>113 all this drug talk gave me a wistful sadness for a wonderful time in my life
My slow, crushing mental breakdown proceeds. Things are always rough for me around this time of year. I've talked to a couple of people about it, and remarked that it's not as bad as last year. Which was true at the time I said it, but I'm starting to have my doubts.
Last winter was especially bad for me and I don't wish to repeat it. In certain ways, things are undoubtedly better than they were then, and I've had things under pretty good control since like February. But here it comes again, and I find myself with almost no ability to concentrate on important things. My brain will not do it. And that not only makes it so I can't work very well, it also gets in the way of me enjoying things I should enjoy. Would-be minor stressors stop me in my tracks and send my brain for the quickest, least-satisfying dopamine hit it can find. I want to do something useful, but the absolute best I can do seems to be a 4-hour wiki binge, an embarrassing amount of online window-shopping, some catchup on non-urgent aspects of one of my hobbies, and only the easiest 18% of the work it takes to clean my living space.
I don't know why but I can never get into doujins/h-manga if they are full color, it just doesn't feel right
is complaining about complaining complaining?
>>128
No, but it's worth a shot. One of the things that has worked somewhat for me has been a noise generator and that's sort of in the same direction. If I listen to music or podcasts, though, it usually pulls me out of the zone.
rain noise is nice
dead inside
manga typesets that make no effort to match the original style
i wonder if there's at least one semi-active ib or textboard out there that doesn't have a social failure blogging about his/her social failure adventures
>>135
Yes for imageboards, but they're either hyper-focused on a single topic, someone who thinks they're cool shitting themselves in front of others and don't know it like the cyberpunk people, or dont accept any blogging to avoid failed normalfags.
As for textboards, maybe 4ct? the bigger japanese ones will mock you for it if done in the wrong places.
It's kind of bizarre that there are so many tribes and cultures on a format that has around ~600 users outside of 4chan.
I'd rather have fried over chips and guac any day.
posting anonymously is inherently a social failure adventure
Im starting to think electronics really are listening to us.
"broken heart hurting moms when your child breaks" appeared in my google recommendations after having a fight with my mother
Trump
why can a child change sex but not have sex?
I just want to fix my brain so things can be fun again
7 years ago setting your social media bio to something like "TIME person of the year, 2011. Winner of as many Tours de France as Lance Armstrong" was the height of normalfag comedy
>>141 because people did risk benefit analysis on both and one had a positive EV and the other was negative?
Imagine actually being glad you're alive.
Maybe making (@L_T`) the default name was a mistake, now everything is depressing and the depressive posts and the /pol/bait and the tranny posting all seem so much more serious and sad and malicious. The long era of Shii was like a time capsule, a permanent spring. Now that is gone and there is only empty void in the future.
>>147 I see it as kind of a reflection of the current net culture at large. Those halcyon days are gone, the entire internet is serious and sad and malicious now, even the eternal, elitist superstructure can't fight against the tide forever...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
shii = dqn's Showa: a tumultuous beginning, but in the end a long, peaceful, prosperous era of cultural and economic development
(@L_T`) = dqn's Reiwa: an era still in its infancy but already marked by chaos and unrest and a demoralized, depressed populace. but who knows what the future might hold?
come to think of it the late 1800s/early 1900s were probably some of the worst times possible to be born as an "average person"
if you somehow made it through the great war, the spanish flu, the red terror/stalinist purges, the depression, world war 2, the holocaust, the resulting famines and ethnic cleansings across europe, then you'd have died of old age right around the time of the vietnam war and the cuban missile crisis and such, going to the grave thinking that one way or another the world was doomed to perish in nuclear fire. if you lived especially long you might have had some momentary hope with the collapse of the ussr and the supposed "end of history" and then had a final shock upon your soul inflicted by the fresh horror of the yugoslav wars.
Just make a blogging thread on personal issues or be more playful about it, its not that hard
DQN has been on a meth kick lately
>>147
Given that during the US elections most of the posts were about crazy frog's and William Shatner's music careers I don't think they're that depressed or serious
why the fuck is minecraft $27 and why does asking if it goes on sale gives you so many non-answers
>>157 I think not having sales was the idea from the start... just pirate it if you're not planning on playing online.
>>147 in 2ch culture (@L_TM)Ì°Ý is more like when someone says "hmmm" or "okay" as a form of ridicule. I feel it is an appropriate aloof response to the times.
(e.g. "Do you like ligma?" "Hmmm.")
Cute girl convulsing violently in a magnificent full-body orgasm for a good minute and a half, then shuddering at random for several subsequent minutes as the aftershocks work their way through her system.
To be fair, minecraft is really good value for your money, if you have the right kind of autism
Releasing your emergency mittens deep inside her, and all over her face and chest
>>159 I only noticed that I said it so much when my stepdad said gI knew you were going to say thath but that's basically my default polite response to when people tell me something they think is interesting. I don't mean it to be aloof, but it's more polite than saying gYeah I already knew thath all the time
MORE SADNESS! MORE SNOW!
Cool, I just got offered a job at EA! I said I was flattered but no thanks
I've already got the sadness quota filled up, but there's no snow to be seen.
Dennis the Ennis
idea: city builder video game, but made by a guy who really hates cities
NTR artists have autism, they draw the most stupid scenarios for characters not even in a relationship.
especially with fate, oh no I got cucked by the ghost of king arthur
Plenty of snow around here as of late! ( ^^)
...and all of you as well!
i've seen jpod cited as the point where douglas coupland really just stopped trying and decided to cash in, but it was my entry point to his books... some points to consider
i) i was a high-schooler when i read it
ii) i probably picked it cause my local library had it
iii) i didn't know about microserfs at the time
iv) i remember the atheist character turning christian being a real wall-banger moment for high-school me and it still seems really dumb in hindsight
v) coupland's probably going down in hell as an end-of-history booster (i remember reading something he wrote about how cool it was that east germans had mcdonalds now in the early 90s) and it's definitely pretty dumb to write a book claiming to speak for a whole generation (but gen x wasn't a bad book and basically everything in it is still being said by millennial hipsters today. "brazilification" in particular)
vi) i'm still processing couplandism >10 years after first being exposed so i guess it's quality art if it makes me think this much. or i'm just dumb
viii) jpod has a guy who's addicted to robo in it LOL
I wish I could recover my PP just by drinking water...
A plastic that is actually just metal
sliding my shit in and out/holding it feels really good, so I wanted to try buttplugs.
It didn't feel as good, I will try penis next.
elves don't poop
Second all-nighter this week with vc:just a little help from caffeine-chan.
In Japanese Leva and Reba would be the same name
Read through a few old thoughts threads. Interesting stuff. I wonder how come 2 different people independently came to the phrase "Cinque Benis."
I sometimes have deep anxiety over burning in hell or similar fates after death, so I have been praying to everything or pleading with whatevers out there if anything is out there.
I don't want to come back as some awful deep sea creature either, if reincarnation is real, I should do some good deeds and charity work while I'm at it.
>>186
I grew up in a religious cult; once I worked free of that I found myself 120% done with the idea of the supernatural in its entirety. Nothing/nobody's listening except yourself, you won't come back as something else, there is no fate after death except infinite nothing you'll never perceive, and I'm at the point where I'm pretty comfortable with that. I would argue that you should do some good deeds and charity work, but not out of a sense of fear or guilt. Just do what you can to make things a bit nicer in the world today and the world will be a bit nicer for it...why wait for an eternal reward?
I mean, I won't deny that prayer has value, the same sort of value that meditation has. Neither will cause things to violate causality, conservation, or any other property of the universe. But they can expose and explore things that are important to you, they can help you find peace and relief, they can help you ask questions and figure things out.
I remember pleading with the universe for a cute girl to squeeze, and then finding a very willing one before long. Did the universe deliberately provide me a cute girl to squeeze? No, the universe didn't deliberately do anything, I just happened to have pretty good timing that time. Basically none of my other prayers, some of which were extremely sincere and passionate, were answered, ever. More generally, if the great whatever wants to hook me up with a cute girl on request but not materially protect other less-fortunate kids from crippling poverty, corruption, disease, rape, and untimely death...I'll take my chances on the callous, indifferent universe instead. If I'm wrong after all and I come back as some awful deep sea creature, so what? Most likely I wouldn't comprehend enough to suffer from such an existence any more than the average human does anyway.
>>188 having prayers answered is a very different thing than there being a higher observer. gSupernaturalh is an interesting way of describing it, since if there was a Creator then it would be the most gnaturalh thing there is!
I was thinking about it watching that video of the dying ciliate in the other thread, how someone watching me through a 200x lens would see the same thing: me milling around bumping into things and spraying fluids everywhere
Why is Archer helping Triángulo de la Muerte?
>>185
I'm slowly making my way through them. I've been reading a little periodically throughout the day. I started on #24.5 for some reason, so I've read mostly the later-middle ones. 24 had a good conversation on the different eras of DQN. There was a huge decline in quality at 26 with a nadir at 27-28. I stopped browsing DQN around thread 28 till just recently, so #29-35 will be totally new content once I get to them.
I started researching how to construct a functional halberd out of modern materials and my computer locked up. They're coming for me.
>>188
I am not religious, this is just in case, its the uncertainty of it all.
I dont want to burn in hell, regardless if its Christian or Hindu.
What's with the whole "autism is not a disease that needs to be cured" thing?
I thought people with ASD felt very isolated and cut off from the world, sounds like a disease to me.
>>193
I guess it's like social anxiety or depression (?), where it's better to deal with the symptoms through therapy or training vs. risking side effects...
Actually, if there was a pill I could take to instantly become less of a weirdo without any negatives, that would be pretty interesting. But there's probably a reason it doesn't exist.
>>193
I think maybe the idea is that they're isolated and cut off because people treat it like a disease, and if people accepted socially unacceptable autism stuff (e.g. stimming, not making eye contact) as part of normal human variation, they'd fit in fine and be perfectly happy. Don't know if that's true, though.
>>193
Honestly, most of the people saying that aren't autistic, they are usually just "neurodivergent allies", or, they are people who think they have autism. So many self diagnosers out there who think they're autistic because they're socially awkward losers who like anime and programming languages when really they're just painfully undersocialized. Real autists aren't just socially uncomfortable people, you can tell there is something off just by looking at them, they have difficulty verbalizing, they don't "stim" by fidgeting with their fingers or some object, they literally shake back and forth and grunt to themselves and don't seem aware that anybody is even watching, so on and so on. It's honestly an injustice that socially awkward losers talk over people with legitimate problems that simply are not comparable to theirs.
I enjoyed playing CrossCode immensely.
I don't know if it's an excellent game objectively, but it hit all the right notes for me personally. It makes me feel real comfy.
>>197
I like the mystery dungeon games even if they aren't objectively good
>>198
On a similar note, I had a lot of fun playing Mercenaries 2.
Speaking of autism, reading the stories about james rolfe being autistic is hilarious
Kanye West likes fingers in his asshole.
the kama sutra is the euclid's elements of sexual technique!
Had to call my wife a clambulance yesterday.
>>171
I think I will finally blacklist netorare. I haven't enjoyed a NTR work since like the beginning of the year after going on a kick of it at the beginning of the year, they always have misleadingly good covers and mediocre art or a beyond retarded plot, it feels like a lot of shit gets translated just because it has that tag.
Quality over quantity.
trans unicode 🏳⚧ ⚧
sexuality flags are so dumb just use the regular pride flag for fucks sake
I can never get enough good vanilla, NTR just clogs my search results in the same way as outlandishly huge boobs.
any male born after 1993 can't cook, all they know is base their entire personality and political views on which clausewitz engine game they played when they were 16, pretend to be catholic online, eat chicken tenders, and lie
Yeah, usually people who play games with historical settings tend to be idiots who post "history memes" and are bipartisan extremists because they like the aesthetics of certain ones.
>catholic
I thought the hot sect was orthodoxy, and they donft pretend, they like the aesthetics and are too lazy to commit to their religion.
"bootlicker" is the leftist version of "cuck", it doesnt mean anything anymore and is often a red flag
Oh, too late for 196th post again...
Why did I waste an hour making that
Cat on a table...
Table with the cat on him...
Thinking about how burning a CD used to mean stopping every other running task and watching the progress bar closely in some quasi-superstitious ritual to help it not drain the write buffer and fail halfway through.
people who mainly post with text they didn't write and pictures they didn't make
now it means throwing your old CDs in the incinerator since everything is streaming now and they were just taking up space
>>184 I got it from thinking about Quattro Bagina, Char's pseudonym in Gundam Zeta
I don't remember if someone else had the same thought or if I had the same thought twice a couple threads apart though
Herefs the thing: no one is special. There are 7.7 billion people on Earth today and maybe three of them matter. In 150 years, no one will give any shits about you or anyone else youfve ever met. All that matters (to you) is whether or not youfre happy. Fuck potential. Fuck all the people who are disappointed in you. None of that matters. Live for yourself and fuck everyone elsefs expectations.
Regardless of :
-age
-gender
-skin colour
-political views
-nationality
-religion
Most people in every country in the world is just uninteresting and boring .
Cirno's exclusive fuck buddy Grover Norquist
There are a couple bipartisan things that make people very angry online: making fun of people who swear/asking for no swears, before the "coomer" thing making fun of porn watchers, and supporting Star Citizen
self-censoring swears online in the vain hope it will circumvent a filter and get some kid at school in trouble
blackrock slicer stole my bike
slipped and fell on some mud today, rain sucks
Don't rub it in, everyday I wake up thinking man I hope I fall on my ass today, and it never happens
I have to refrain from searching videos about more exotic animals on youtube because animal fighting is apparently allowed now
speaking of animals, I hate arthropods after learning about centipedes
consume gay snus
thick_thighs huge_ass male_focus
oops sorry I thought this was danbooru
SMELLY PUSSY
how are going to call your daughter lana
bitch is named backwards anal
I hate the word "kino", it makes me feel gross, ech.
Miku's poop hole
help I failed life
cucked by elmo
Fuck porn, I'll become a NEET saint
dead
board
bone my penis
things are gettin' good
Yao Ming's face traced as lineart for clipart comics, then digitally altered to express horror and alarm, was the voice of a generation.
The Boner Goner
Hahahaha. What can I say? I love women!
Shinin' up a chicken in the mornin', mornin'.
Please fucking help me, God!
>>243
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermitage_(religious_retreat)
Contact a sect of your choice, they may provide for you.
I cant tell if im getting older or there's something wrong with me because im not horny every day.
man jerking off in the tub with the warm water lapping at your balls and relaxing your kegels feels great, some real decadent shit
idk dudes i'm a boomer by internet standards and i'm still horny as fuck all the time like a teenager, get your serum testosterone checked and stop eating seed oils
eat my seed oils if you know what I mean
My goal for 2021?
Increasing the production of industrial seed oils, of course
You could totally eliminate the phrase "no pun intended" from all use and nothing would change. It's such a nothing phrase.
This nigga I know just named his kid Katana
vocaloid LP lewds on the nicovideo
>>260
Itfs supposed to be cute like acknowledging you just made an unintentional pun
I dislike violence and destruction but love explosions, what a conundrum
Punintended
gay homo
Man, I'm bored of politics these days, it has been the same shit for years, talk about some new issues these days. Current events are starting to feel like a stale TV show.
I miss being a 2000s-tier weaboo
My external monitor died. It's so much darker in here without it.
>>271 congrats, you figured out the news cycle. they start stories and eternally cocktease with no closure so that news addicts are kept in a permanent state of stress alarm.
If you want an example of what that looks like after 60-odd years, think back to what's the last time you met a chill Korean national
Rape an Ape
vc: bang
Grape Ape vs Rape Ape
2 liters Sprite bottle filled with cerebrospinal fluid
I'll never find the comic strip of Marmaduke chewing ice
Masturbating to cartoons feels a lot healthier and ethical than real porn after peeking behind the curtain so to speak.
I just feel disgust when looking at vanilla 3D porn after knowing how awful it is for the actors and the other things, seeing the sausage being made ruined it.
Meanwhile, I can jerk off to a dog impregnating a 2D girl without a tinge of guilt, for obvious reasons.
A broken mind in a broken body.
disgusting vaginae
>>272
People I talk to that like Anime always make sure to distance themselves from Japan nowadays. That Japan worship that was common in the past doesn't seem to exist anymore.
Jizz Jackoff Rabbit
put wogs in the bog
>>282
In my experience, it is the opposite, I know people from that era that used to be all about anime who learned Japanese and even moved there because of it, no longer watch/care about anime and at most still read manga.
It seems like only one can exist for more than a decade.
gelbooru is worst booru
feeling good i guess
In the near future emojis will resemble a video game character customization system
Mareeta is love
>>290 Didn't Bebo have an idea like that after it folded as a social platform? Where you create a personal avatar? I've seen it used later on Snapchat or something
> An X-box controller is like vagina kryptonite.
BRB grabbing my controller to ward off the disgusting vaginae
i need to type more.
why are the faces red
The more I watch youtube the more I hate it
I don't like Bowser, he's really mean.
What are you talking about? It's called the Mandala effect.
One day Wikipediafs going to just not hit their funding goal and get forced to sell to t-mobile or something.
Speaking of Google, I do not know what to do with my phone/hands if I don't have youtube to constantly scroll through
Why are there two copy and paste threads?
I want to play Qbert, even though it's frustrated and tedious, I want to fire up MAME 20 minutes after ragequitting
>>302 I'd been thinking it might be fair to donate since I do read a lot on wikipedia, but they recently dropped support for my browser so fuck 'em bloody
>>305
I've always seen it as one is for stupid/funny shit people post in comment and reply areas, the other is for all the other weird shit like quoting articles/linking pages/pasting that particularly derpy AA/what have you. Although links overlap with a few other threads so there's that.
The CTRL+V one you're supposed to paste whatever's on your clipboard, it's cheating to copy something with the sole purpose of pasting it there
I read St. Augustine's Confessions this year, it was okay. I could relate to him.
When I was a wee boy I stole some oick 'n' mix from Woolworths. I didn't even do it for the sweeties, only for the pure thrill of being naughty.
Hope I don't get arrested for telling you that!
>>307
Once in a while I consider it, but their e-begging methods tend to be annoying as fuck (I've pretty much designated December as "don't use Wikipedia month") and I went to school in the era of "Wikipedia is full of unreliable information and shouldn't be trusted" (maybe it's still that era but it seems like academics may be a bit less anti-Wikipedia these days).
Then I remember that if I donate some portion of my limited funds to just one website, it's got to be Archive.org, which I consider far more useful than Wikipedia's "merely interesting". I'd even go as far as to say it's the most important site on the net, Wayback Machine alone has been invaluable to me on multiple occasions.
wikipedia has exactly one (1) good article, and it's this
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jimmy_Wales&oldid=108561785
I'm pretty sure I found it in the wikipedia thread in the first place. Which means:
Uh oh! You're gonna get replied to!
I donate ever year ~3$. I remember the first time I donated I got a bunch of emails from them as if they were surprised that I donated
Clicking a post number to add it to the text field and the "More options..." button have stopped working for me recently
>>317
try force-refreshing and see if it's still broken. does the browser console output any errors (aside from the cookie warnings)?
born out of Beelzebub's hands
ejaculating penises
why Joel so stupid
show me a .GIF of gibs
I'm enjoying the new Lady Gaga LP
disagreeing contrarians producing the entire gamut of opinion but mostly nuclear takes
Arcade games are no fun once you realize how brutal they are, I can clear the first stage of QBert consistently but the hi-score is 37,163,080. What's the point?
I don't get why smut is always cheating stuff, it doesn't even bother me particularly I just donft understand why its always the default thing
41 year old wine aunt but she's catholic and it's the blood of christ
wild to me how every year there's someone of every possible age that a human can be and they all move forward by one every year
lik eright now there are one year olds, two year olds, next year those one year olds will be the two year olds but then there'll be more one year olds to replace them
crazy
weird how if you were a snake your throat muscles would also be your leg muscles
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(onfocus/onblur - appears every time I click inside or outside text field)
>>318 also a bunch of ReferenceError: Can't find variable: set_new_inouts when I submit post
*set_new_inputs
trips!
vc: exkuse me
i could really like a massage right now
I would like to give a shoutout to the feeling when you have diarrhea and shit flies out your ass.
eceleb reply guys
>>335 The band The Gerogerigegege dedicated their art to this feeling
Years ago I used to run a noise channel on YouTube, there wasn't any Gero videos on YouTube before I started uploading their albums. I sometimes partially wonder how many people I have influenced, since they have become a famous internet meme noise band. I mean, I've seen my videos posted before on articles about them, and within the past 5-6 years I've seen hundreds of memes about them that I didn't see 15 years ago.
1234!
Due to the social conditions caused by the pandemic, I came up with several different dishes that would be perfectly suited for a very small Thanksgiving gathering (≤4 people) while still hitting the notes of a traditional Thanksgiving dinner. Two of the dishes were executed for Thanksgiving this year, but the third was something I thought of a some time later. A couple days of playing with the idea and refining it in my head then executing it later in the week yielded good results. If things go back to normal next year, my ideas won't be realized to their full potential unless some other circumstance leads to a very small Thanksgiving dinner.
Can't ping nicovideo past two days, that video is gonna stay half-watched for a while, isn't it.
thought i was having stomach cramps from the 8 raw eggs i've been eating a day but actually i just had to take a massive shit
the tom hiddleston thread over on Film & TV seems to have died
Flppto
annihilate me daddy
I hate it when idols and other family friendly public figures are forced into porn. It makes me feel bad/second hand embarrassed.
(https://www.1377x.to/torrent/3144488/Impact-debut-Former-national-idol-AV-debut-Mizushima-Nana/)
Is it just me or has troll turned from people who argued in bad faith/"pretending to be retarded" to genuinely-believe-this contrarians and other people who disagree/criticize in good faith.
Never underestimate the importance of phase alignment
snawbar baladi
>>347 It ultimately stems from the bluecheck class and people who listen to them not understanding that the popular Russian use of it to describe propagandists making Internet posts was sarcastic.
And any definition change spurred on by the bluecheck class should be deemed incorrect and worthy of mockery prima facie.
>>350
Yeah, that sounds about right, most stupid shit like that is usually from Twitter these days. That site has really replaced 4chan as the influential tumor of net culture. (and in Twitter's case, real culture I guess, considering these people write TV shows and shit).
I don't know why the passing of time and aging is so sad if it's inevitable
Speaking of twitter, it is bizarre to see the evolution of the sonic fandom. I honestly miss when it was weirdoes unashamedly building sex dolls of obscure sonic comic book characters, some good and one awful. (you know the one)
Now they are making hashtag campaigns to bring said character back, and even though a diaperfur is heading the movement I still think it's funny that even them trying to get their furry waifu into more mainline media has become a hashtag campaign.
I honestly admired how aggressive they were compared to modern furries, they've just become the same shit now.
I'm glad this meme series is over.
https://exhentai.org/g/1794784/45ff29c36c/
I will admit the first two chapters were erotic because of the shock of its themes returning to prominence in the NTR scene, but it went on for too long (to milk fanbox subscriptions and due to the author's having health issues) and didn't even give me a semi after the third chapter. Even though it was a meme that was spammed on 4chan, it never got absurd enough to be really funny like that one where black gangbangs were used as punishment in schools and had one of the funniest doujins with the third one with the guy with the gorilla face. I was really hoping that the grandma would get fucked or even the family dog. I also thought MC got snuffed, which i'm surprised wasn't the case looking at the tags and given its a conclusion.
Im just glad the meme series is over and people will go back to seeing Terasu as one of the best NTR artists, especially one who releases stuff that looks good beyond the cover and releases stuff often. I still admire him for being one of the few artists to do SPH, but hope he goes easy on the l now that is over. I dont even necessarily dislike it, but the schtick is getting tired from him.
putting the 'ero' back into erowid
>>347
I'm reminded of a line from one of Frank Herbert's Dune books, regarding the notion of acting stupid to fool your enemies,
"Act stupid long enough and you become stupid"
the epicenter of nowhere
goatse has been in my life longer than any bit of happiness I've received
goatse is the longest happiness my life has received
>>361
do people still send goatse around or something? bizarre to hear its in your life
goatse is heinously anus
sometimes i wish i could just be one of those people that gets incredibly excited over seeing some cute cupcakes or a heckin floofy doggerino on social media and watching the latest capeshit movie with their prematurely balding college SO
Do you ever think about how that thing ended up being referred to as "goatse" when the URL "goatse.cx" was supposed to approximate "goat sex" as evidenced by the ASCII art version they had on the site when it was live?
This pattern even followed over to the Doom version when someone made "impse.cx".
Further, why "goat sex"? Was that an established slang for gay sex or something?
she tried really hard in highschool but she was still a C- student because her version of "trying really hard" was to take the prettiest notes with immaculate penmanship and 4 different colors of highlighter and all the teachers still loved her because she'd bring festively-themed donuts or something for the entire class for every holiday
i wish my firs tthoutght when i heard the word "ottoman" was the piece of furniture and not 1453 KARA BOGA WE FUC aLL EVERY UR EVERY GREEK MODER MACDEDONIA WE WILL GET U TURK BULL INSEMENATE BALKANLAR BOYPUSSY WE FUCK THE KING ALBANIA U ARE NEXT
you know you can put multiple paragraphs in a single post
like this
>>365,
Technically, nothing's stopping you.
If you have a higher calling than that, though, I assure you that pursuing it would make you happier than thinking about that sorta idiot.
Kentucky Cornhole 2008
Videodrome is [not] a live action adaptation of Doraemon
robot rape
2020 AEW is what people who hate wrestling think of when they picture it
I never wanted to bricksock somebody so much.
gaynus
The "Few years later they got a big dog." ending on the recent comment paste thread is even better if you imagine it refers to BigDog, the military pack-mule robot that was being designed some years ago. (Sadly, it seems it ended up being a cancelled project as it was "too noisy" to be used in military operations).
>>381
I wish I could find a woman into the same weird shit as me like that.
And yeah, especially if it implied they got into /clang/.
fuck the Cacowards
>>385
I remember finding out about those and using them to make a dumb song thread, long ago: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1352371272/
Could've sworn I used >>q in there too, but apparently not.
Korean art makes me have weaker orgasms
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
, you cunt-ass cunt!
NIPPON NO
SU TE KI NA
TOUDOUFUKEN
AHEM AHEM
Im forever blowing bubbles
>>386
That's a pretty great idea for a song thread, actually. Too bad that specific one will never be finished, with SAoVQ dead and all...
Today I experienced dryarrhea, it was like dry heaving but for diarrhea. After unceremoniously ejecting the entire contents of my stomach and bowels, my abdomen(?) continued to uncontrollably try to force more shit through my sphincter. It was pretty uncomfortable and mildly painful, but not as bad as dry heaving.
Anyway I am proud to coin the term dryarrhea, I hope it comes into vogue
( ß -ß) exactly one of those threads has been archived, and it doesn't include the relevant post
YOU KILLED ME!
GOOD!
Still waiting on that science-Proven magic petrification ray
>>400
There are DIY solutions. For insight, pour hot grits down your pants.
Journos are really pushing the WNBA, their 12 fans will be pleased
Computer cases are so boring today. All black or white with some boring leds and zero drive bays. No beige cases. No colored cases? Isn't it easier than ever to make cases? Why are all they so boring?
>>404
Arent most of the beige/yellow cases just white/off-white that yellowed?
>>405
They've darkened/yellowed some over the ages because of chemicals in the plastic but computers of that era weren't pure white. Greyish in some cases, maybe.
>>405,406
The plastics have yellowed up really nastily (and quickly sometimes, usually by exposure to UV light). Painted metal also changes color, but less so.
It's true most of the "beige box" era used tints so light that I'd be hard pressed to call them beige. It turned into lingo for "boring tower/desktop" rather quickly. But there were some genuinely brownish models like Apple pre-1987 and a number of Commodore models.
(90s Sun and SGI tho meows suggestively like a sexually aggressive 80s movie lady)
penile massage
it pains me so badly that you can't even tell people to kill themselves anymore on most of the popular websistes. it feels so painful reading a braindead stupid post and not being able to reply to that person with a detailed guide on quick suicide or else you'll get banned for a whole month
Dubs
I really want a brown case with beige drives
i'm glad that you can't tell people to kill themselves anymore because it's boomer tier cyberbullying
No Donald, you are the fake news
i'm being cyberbullied
welcome to the failson hangout
Do you remember? The 10,000th night of September.
>>412
Haha you're the guy who got so butthurt over it after regurgitating twitter phrases you complained about.
Kill yoself
kill your self (ego death)
covering children with white gak
Should I be a west ham fan
cats made me a gay retard
>>418 i can't tell if i'm being cyberbullied, is this english
Constipated, this poop just won't come out
I pooped but only 1/16th of it came out
A massive brick is lodged within me rectum
>>425
If you're not excited about a threadbare squad people genuinely thought would be like sheff being top 5 you don't like football
I'm just curious what the point of all this is supposed to be.
There's no... particular... meaning.
I don't know what to do with all these rugs
Meaningless (wink wink)
That new thread looks nice. Hope it takes off.
Kill me, kill me, kill me!
It's so easy to make y'all shit your diapers
>>438
Yeah, yeah, if you disagree with or shittalk anything you are angry and crying and shaking.
Been like that for a while.
Watching stuff from when the George Floyd thing got huge is weird and kind of bizarre how much attitudes have changed.
Seems like it was almost taboo to criticize/trash BLM and the rioters but now people even crack jokes about it.
Maybe it's because how ridiculous some of the arrested people looked.
She accidentally slammed the door on her hands and now I want to fight that door
vc: kleisk
I want to kill all the twitter users on here. That way it's just me and that one other poster I like, instead of all four of us.
I don't use Twitter, aw nice I like you too!
Check yourself before you Shrek yourself
💩
900mg of caffeine just makes me sleepy
I'm using twitter right now!
Twitter more like Bitter because everyone on there has a stick up their ass
Hating myself because I missed the audition deadline because I couldn't come up with 5 minutes of material in time, plus I hate my voice even though other people say it's great.
I stopped using twitter for you
>>441
I wonder if people will find something new to get obsessed over and inappropriately interject in conversations about video games about now that orange man is gone
is twitter the new /b/?
A minecraft youtuber cheating made the news. wtf?
I recently learned that Seppo was slang for American, I have no idea why I thought it meant South African.
>>458
I have never heard that, ever.
I have heard burger, amerifat, mutt, americlap, amerishart, yank, amerifag, americuck but never seppo.
It does sound african-ish.
> conversations about video games
Here's your problem
Feeling good, might go on Dream Twitter and get death threats from stans
1:44 AM, july 18, 2004. grassy breeze through your open window. CRT whine. you feel simultaneously isolated by the wired and embraced by it. for one fleeting moment of your entire life, you are one with the machine.
Imagine thinking your podunk text board has some sort of valuable "culture" that you have to defend tooth and nail from evil outsiders like some sort of digital Proud Boy.
>>470
You really are overthinking and taking personally a site most people read to find stupid shit.
I am sorry if it hurt your feelings if you got dumpstered for whatever
>>471
You are grossly overestimating my involvement in this discussion.
im tired of (unironic) politics shitters of any stripe on dqn but at least the linkola ecofash dude from a couple years ago could start a sentence without "imagine..."
>>458,459
i was told that it originates in london rhyming slang
yank -> septic tank -> seppo
snort
dqn dqn lol
(EÍE) What is individuality?
>>465 I think if you're describing it in terms of gdefending tooth and nailh and gevil outsidershyou're not really getting the bigger picture
>>465
Definitely thinks regurgitating yikes is an ownage drop the mic moment
Cornette fans are mentally deficient
gaynus
hi DQN
if i have decided to get off my ass and learn something useful, where do i figure out what i could like and/or be good at?
dqn is just three people: you, me and shii
>>490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhztaSc4afE
This doesn't really answer your question, but along these parameters I must admit I find it a bizarre question that you're looking for what you "could" like.
Most people don't get that out of left field (even though it does happen sometimes). Realistically, it spawns as a tangent from stuff they already like.
>>490
if you're older than a teenager you should have some idea of this by now
look inside yourself, dqn
what if mike rowe's first name was neeg
>>490
You might learn to masturbate via the ``caretaker's entrance'', eventually getting your ass off
Thank you for supporting me every day! Please t-t-t-take care of yourself!
Yo! Uh! Have a nice day!
Dear Boss my gMore optionsh button still doesn't work
> you're not being the gachimuchi aniki knew you could be
>>498
forgot to ask, what browser (and other software stuff) are you using? i would like to try and replicate it
>>500 I'm maxxed out surfin' the Net on Safari 9.1.3, I always thought the admin could see that info
moses famously parted an entire sea to bring his people out of egypt, freeing them from all of those jobs they chose to work for
Is the human torso normally slightly lumpy to the touch when you run your fingers in either direction starting like 1-2 inches above the navel?
Pretty sure I'm feeling my organs and not massive tumors in multiple locations, but wild, I never noticed it before.
are you fat and have lost a bunch of weight recently? i did the same thing, like wow there was actual stuff under there kek
>>502
Its romanized as that sometimes.
It's like Sharo or Syaro, it's what you grew up with.
Its not as bad as Google pretending that things like Boxing Day or Kwanza or Shinto shit (in english LOL) are on the same level as Christmas and Hanukkah.
aids
eat penis
Man, what a fucked up day. Nobody needs to know about the weird gay family sex shit.
hey VSauce, Michael here
the light bulb in the ceiling light in my bedroom died and i replaced it with one of the light bulbs from the bathroom and now it feels like i'm in the bathroom, like the light is REALLY yellow
Have neutrals always been this abused bipartisan-ly?
egg-eating snakes disgust me in a way I cant really describe and I don't know why
https://youtu.be/m3PQtYGNqjs
genshin impact characters id cum inside:
venti, XQ, female protagonist, male protagonist, kaeya, xiangling, paimon
god i wish this game was actually good
Hollywood Hunkthob
enter anus
> Mic drop
Please don't
hit your bitch with this special beam cannon
Dokyun used Zap Cannon on Your Bitch!
Hello slobkings. Can anybody help me? I would like to know what you would call a set of 14 things. A set of 12 is a dozen. There's no neat single word like that for 14. I'm arranging something in sets of 14 and I'd like a nice word to call this set. Quartozen? Tetrideck? Trifours?
Mr. Bucket
C Shart
Flamencoooo de Paris!
Happy Yalda 🍷🍉🧙️
>>532
Yalda sounds like an excuse to have a celebration in late december when you aren't jewish or christian
>>533
I think it predates the celebration of Christmas, but I'm not sure.
if I cum too much, will I get dehydrated and die?
>>532
My yelda is so happy, he's standing up with a tear in his eye.
>>535
A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.
His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his sonfs addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.
The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself.
At school, his classmates commented on the boyfs problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed.
They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.
In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.
what the hell is going on in the mod requests thread
>>539
Someone shat their diaper and is crying to the mod to ban half the board.
>>539
People don't like that a spammer is bumping the oldest threads. >>540 is either that spammer or defending him out of spite because of "gatekeeping" and people daring to complain. I think it's the former considering that like 9 people use this site, they also talk like a JRPG villain for some reason.
Also a strangely frank discussion about generational blame.
Also,
>you better hold on tight to what you still have and gatekeep harder cause websites like these will be fucking extinct
considering people still use BBSs and similar protocols outside of Taiwan, and tech geeks still use usenet, I think textboards will still exist in 20 years.
Apologies, I ended up reading the mod request thread and it is extremely gay. I still stand by what I said though that only losers care about necroing.
That is turning to the best thread on 4-ch of 2020
do you think textboards in 20 years will still be posting the same poorly translated 2-ch copipe from 2001
>>547
i hope so...
it would be nice to still be able to read yoshinoya edits during my midlife crisis, if for nothing else
The whole discussion seems like a horrible mix of overzealousness and (falling for) bait.
I don't really mind the necrobumps, and you really can't call it spam at this rate. I'm curious what that guy's intent is, though.
> they also talk like a JRPG villain for some reason
Kefka laughter intensifies, or something
Are the new pokemon games any good?
I replayed FRLG and read some of the stuff about SS and kind of feel like I am missing out.
https://youtu.be/fs-DY_vFPYs
This guy speaks in times new roman
>>553
Why is everyone always shocked whenever Minecraft YouTubers or cartoon reviewers or whatever turn out to be pedos?
It's like the most obvious pedophile profession aside from teaching.
I want to make a firefox extension that changes any of the -oomer meme words to "I want to fit in by regurigtating meme words."
Frussy
don't forget to subscribe
kids these days just go around telling everybody their potential band name. they don't keep it treasured in a secret notepad that only they know about.
>>556
I've been reading a YouTube has-been on Twitter who will occasionally go on rants about these parasocial relationships and why it is absolutely not worth it on your end to try getting personally involved with online entertainers you are a fan of.
Basically, anyone who's legitimately surprised at this point is either really new to all this or is way too invested in some sort of e-celebrity to see the red flags.
It's a fascinatingly similar yet different phenomenon from what actual rich/famous celebs whine about.
>>552 if you like Pokémon I would say sure! I've been playing Ultra Moon, it's pretty fun, not anything like wow what an incredible game, just a fun little jaunt if you think Pokémon is fun
Anal vore, distinct from coprophagia
>>552
I got pretty bored playing sword and shield. Either GameFreak should make the main game harder or make the team-building meta-game stuff less grindy.
The Switch Pokemon Go games are pretty underrated though.
What is the best fluid in the world? In terms of all of its qualities and aspects. Like maybe for you its a soda, but for some other guys its crude oil. I think we should research all of this and find out the average best fluid in the world. Or maybe we can mix all of the other ones?
MUNKY CHEEZ
I hate NPR's news shows. They're just propaganda now.
>>569
PBS does more general interest stuff if that's your thing.
Flat-earthers are overhated, most of them are obvious trolls or just questioning human perception, which isn't done enough.
I sometimes remember stupid ass conversations I had on imageboards while I'm drifting to sleep, sometimes it's comforting and nostalgic, but mostly it's embarrassing.
My YouTube recommendations have been a warzone to the point i'm thinking of disabling them all together or finding another way to watch the channels I like.
Hits include:
"Video Essays" that are just some contrarian complaining about video games for 2 fucking hours
culture war stuff about Christmas
ended streams with 11 views
and the fucking Nostalgia Critic.
I just might move back to TV. At least Doug Walker isnft on the telly.
>>580
Mine have been atrocious the last month too.
Lots of 1M+ sub wealth flaunt vlogs
Popular rap/pop of today
NBA/NFL/MLB/FIFA/UEFA/other sports orgs' official channels
News and politics
YouTube fad of the week shit
None of this is remotely close to anything I watch.
>>581
I prefer https://youtu.be/VSmL1Xp7fNU
[insert post you've read a thousand times before about only interacting with youtube through youtube-dl and how it's so much better and holy shit I'm a smug dipshit.]
ever notice how both path of exile and pillars of eternity are abbreviated as PoE and are also both remakes/"spiritual sequels" of 90s RPGs
I don't get PoE. More like Path of Carpal Tunnel
>>584
You know it's true, admit it!
But I'm guessing those are really just trying to overtly advertise their favorite software. By the way, have you heard about youtube-dl? It lets you download almost any video from almost anywhere, has bulk downloading etc etc...
>>580,582 Do yous ever click the "Not interested" button on bad recommendations to tune it better?
it's probably best to just hide the sidebar entirely
the most interesting stuff on there is found through external links anyway
I really should get started on prepping some of Christmas dinner but I'm enjoying this idleness too much. Some days, you just want to be idle.
my dick your ass your toes my mouth
This guy is woke
https://youtu.be/VJSsYNvBUVQ
I want to fight.
>>594
Sounds easy enough. Just fuck in missionary/cowgirl/etc and stretch out one foot.
I guess I'm parsing it as "my dick in your ass; your toes in my mouth". If all four things are supposed to be in the same place at the same time then yeah, that's a lot less likely.
My dick, your ass and your toes: my mouth
Earth, water, air, fire.
My dick, your ass, your toes, my mouth.
On cold nights like these, it must be nice to have a big bed with a partner.
I rarely wish I was in a relationship, but I wouldn't mind spooning.
Speaking of sleeping, phones are awful for me. I find it incredibly hard to put down the dopamine dispenser and actually sleep even if there is nothing of interest and my body is begging for sleep.
☃️🎁🎁🎁🧝✨☃️🧝🧝🦌✨🎄🎅🏿🧝🥴🧝🎅🏿🎄✨🦌🧝🧝☃️✨🧝🎁🎁🎁☃️🎁🎁🔥⛪🔥✨👼🔫🎅🏿🧝🧝🧝☃️🎁🎁🎁🧝✨☃️🧝🧝🦌✨🎄🎅🏿🧝🥴🧝🎅🏿🎄✨🦌🧝🧝☃️✨🧝🎁🎁🎁☃️🎁🎁
>>603
And a merry christmas to you too! And the person reading this!
All alone for Christmas (as usual) (just woke up)
Wish clippping your toenails wasn't such a pain in the ass
The story of Venky's is not one many will tell
MIDI-based computer shibboleth
>>609
No, I think he turned the gun on himself...
It's a sad day, but at least he's not alone anymore.
disgusting vaginae
slapping down condoms and lube on the conveyor belt at the checkout line like, yep, look at me, check out the SEX HAVER
condoms are for pussies!
>>589
It makes them worse honestly, it turns from vaguely related cancer to typical YouTube bullshit
that nigga so high on that hash/purple smoke was coming out of his ears
twitter niggas be like: in the end nobody cares about one of the biggest youtubers lmao
I saw an ad for a pill that helps prevent HIV. Why not just use a condom?
The unthinkable has happened. I felt sympathy for chris chan.
Today, I learned that there is a reisen TLD and it's got precious little to do with my favorite useless bunny.
Cuckmongers are the worst with their begging of femdom creators to do that sort of content.
Just let me enjoy my cbt and tease and denial without demanding she cuck her sub
>>621
Somebody owns udongein.reisen, keeps renewing it, and does nothing with it, which is a damn shame.
b-b-b-b-b-bass
wub wub wub
line line line
wub wub wub
"trolling" in the original sense of "saying things/arguing points you don't actually believe in to get a rise out of people" seems to be a lost art these days
>>627 used to be if someone online was saying stupid shit i just assumed they were trolling but now i just assume they're stupid
I hope in the 2020s big puffy 80s hair comes back.
https://youtu.be/MzZiZYmIMDI
Sexiest woman alive
I hope in the 2020s 80s callbacks fucking die
it's the era of the early aughties callbacks
wtc wtc lol
>>630
I could go my whole life without another 90s kid callback.
It kind of freaks me out that like in 20 years people will be banking on nostalgia from the early 2010s
A cute girl had been flirting with me for a few months and I was going to ask her out, but on the day I was going to ask her, she'd done her eyebrows all stupid and replied "it is what it is" to something I said, and I completely went off her
>>636 Apparently "clapped" is youtuber slang for ugly? Well she was quite cute, but I can't take people seriously when I know they've sat in front of a mirror that day and drawn mad eyebrows on themselves. She said she's a writer but "it is what it is" is one of those dumb empty phrases people say when they don't have any interesting thoughts. This happens a lot
You have such high standards. Maybe I just have dangerously low standards but two silly things like that shouldn't put you off from trying
>>638 Yeah. Looking back at previous relationships that didn't work out, there were red flags at the beginning that I tried to ignore. We did have lots of fun in those relationships but there was also a lot of pain that probably could have been avoided. Some of those arguments were ridiculous! So yeah I have turned down a few perfectly serviceable ladies over the past few years due to silly superficial things. I guess it's a bit like that "No Cigar" song by Weird "Al" Yankovic
Seinfeld episode nitpick-based breakup dokyun
>>640 Haha yeah! It is like that XD I've never broken up with anyone over anything nitpicky though, I just don't want to funnel more of my precious time into someone less than ideal for me. I think it's pretty common that people settle into serious relationships and even marriage with people that eventually just make them miserable. When I see a sad-looking man in the supermarket with his fat overbearing wife, I try to imagine what they were like when they met and what their daily lives are like, happy times they once had and what their lives are like now.
About a year ago today I was getting drunk with my granny having this same conversation
big peanuts
head-on apply directly to the forehead
Were the mid '00s the glory days of commercials, or just when I stopped paying attention? Is there anyone close to Billy these days? Any jingles like "Empire Today" that people will remember a year from now?
I LOVE HORSES,
BEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS!
I LOVE HORSES, THEY'RE MY FRIENDS!
Words such as cunny, nookie, and cummies
>>645
I still watch television. Commercials are like mini-movies that have some contrived message or imagery, sometimes obviously political posturing mostly not, that sometimes have a voice-over to try and relate to the viewer. Or if it's food just gonzo shots of it with prices.
Jingles and the sort seem restricted to local ad space, which is a shame because that sort of thing sticks in your head well.
>>637
I assumed "clapped" was zoomer slang for "fake", on account of the whole millennial meme "and then everybody clapped" at the end of obviously fake stories. Yes, I am assuming your story was made up.
>>649 That's fair enough, it's an anonymous text board so you have no reason to believe me, but it's true. Please try not to use words you don't know the meaning of!
Clapped is just ugly, that whole explanation of everyone clapped is so reaching
Ah! I've been clapped
Sorry I'm late, I stopped and clapped a cute puppy at a bus stop
What about clapping cheeks
I thought clapped meant killing someone by shooting
I clapped jodi arias' cheeks
I used to think "cunny" was purely associated with modern pedoshit but apparently it's had a venerable existence that goes back at least to Victorian times if not before.
Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap goes the I-U-D
If he's from another hood I gots ta give him the V-D
https://youtu.be/EphH4hwkr2g
This guy is woke
>>663
Wowie, I had no idea other people than me cared about it! I remember being excited when it came back for xmas 2010 (?), haha...
yaoi zowie
I love that cunny linguini
I thoughte clept signifieth callit
I tried to see things from his point of view, but I couldn't fit my head up his arsehole too
Hooked on Ebonics
having a cute small-ish boyfriend to cuddle might be nice
unfortunately my size/looks make me more suited to be the small/cute one...
Recreational SSRI withdrawal
she is definitely not cute
or a girl ;)
Thank you very "muscle"!
Dokyun's struggle against emojis
>>678 That's fair enough, it's an anonymous text board so I have no way of tracking who said what, but still. Please try not to make assumptions, because when you ASSUME, U'll make an ASS of us BOTH!
Elder Sister's Lewd Cavity
Just found out Dale Winton was gay, then I found out he died a couple of years ago :O
touch my pine nuts
Must be years since I've had square sausage, I forgot how yummy it is
Locked up inside my opium den surrounded by some Chinamen
dokyuun struggle session
dokyun snuggle session
The Internationale unites the human rave
dicks out for harambus
i love the dead ape
i@LÍMj I was able to post that, but not preview it, because the preview box character limit seems to be smaller
dildough
💖🦍
Fuck, I'm fucking up!
✊🏿
You people sure like posting boxes!
Flipull - An Exciting Cube Game
I played hentai games for the first time in several years, most of it was just okay, too much non-fucking gameplay, but once you find something that tickles your pickle, being able to initiate and sometimes the interactivity that really adds something I can't describe.
It's like masturbating on camera. It adds a layer that's hard to describe.
Thoughc H-Games are one of the few things I feel pangs of guilt for pirating, along with indie wrestling PPVs. I'm sure they sell more than regular media because of the pornographic content but it feels wrong pirating doujin content, especially with how appreciative the artists I have purchased things from were.
Sometimes I can't believe I'm 30
I've pirated so much shit and I'm happy I've done it because that would'VE cost me thousands of dollars and connections to some cool Japanese people that would probably overcharge me for the Claymore and Bible Black and COOL FREE RINGTONES
Los catrachos, holmes
herons are heinously anus
>>705
That crazy frog commercial was so overplayed I would have pirated it out of spite
>>707
did one fly in your kitchen and make a mess of your pots and pans?
help how to make friends online
>>710
Uhhh I used to talk up people in joinable servers in source FPS games
>>710
e-stalking and parasocial relationships are always an option!
Speaking of hentai, seeing the ads for comiket doujins give me anxiety, anticipating all the disappointment and my completionist autism forcing me to download and read stuff I don't even like.
Super Mario has been promoted to Splendid Mario
Extra Mario
Anti-consumer, not-your-friend, incompetent, un-woke Mario
racist mario making a mess of your pots and pans
I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI
First you had unbased
Now get ready for unwoke
dubs
subs
nubs
That's not funny. I'm going to beat your face in.
fart
Laptop stickers are a good way to immediately make a negative impression.
I know I'll make a good impression when people see that I have a single sticker on my laptop, which is upside down because I'm dumb as shit.
Another YouTuber killed themselves wtf
I only have one sticker on laptop, it's the old rainbow stuck over the modern one so it lights up
I hate tender misanthropes so much.
Giphy search results for Pe-
People suck
People are dying
If people suck why does it matter if theyfre dying
Hey, you. Yes, you, the reader. Happy New Day.
They change the tense of all verbs in your Wikipedia article the very second you die
I thinkc I think I'm done being horny. I stayed up all night and all day masturbating, and I donft feel very well, not to mention the shit I ended up cumming too.
That was not a good new year's celebration
e-celeb stuff makes me feel like an actual boomer and I'm 20, I'm not even against it or think it's bad or whatever I just don't fucking get it. who cares about internet fights or cheating a speedrun or whatever, not who cares in a bad way but more what is the entertainment value of this
Imagine the life in 2021. Probably sleek hovercars and neon lights everywhere, cities growing ten times the size, the huge buildings with inner gardens and green facades!
>>737
Cheaters belong in jail. Otherwise, speedrun cheating and drama existed for ages, it's just that there wasn't money in it like in e-celebs now. Unfortunately, the misbelief that any kind of attention is good only serves to fuel it further.
People love drama. Don't pretend you don't. Everybody has a little curiosity in em.
who the fuck announces someone's death at the end of the year, two months after it already happened
This time last year I was squidgin' a milf's bobbos thinkin' gooh yeah this year is gonna be bangin'!h
>>742
Post Office plague, also known as being 30+ and not getting "it" anymore
>>743
His official Twitter account was still plugging merch as early as two days ago. What the hell man, it's like a bad joke.
speedrunning is perverse
Today is the last day that you can play hentai dating sims with official Adobe support.
EVERYONE ABOVE THIS POST HAS BEEN TROLLED
Being scared of the word nigger? Couldn't be me.
EVERYONE BELOW THE POST HAS BEEN TROLLED
How do I kill Mario in Minecraft?
I don't know what I'm doing.
semen
dad you stupid fuck
you're living in mom's garbage dump that makes people from hoarder tv shows look sane and now you've signed a loan on a much smaller house
idiot
I would live in your mom's dump truck ass
Dokyun's Hoarder Mom VS 4 Hunters FINALE REMATCH
Everyone was talking about how bad their youtube recommendations were, but I am getting birds of prey killing baby animals, that's interesting
Hoarding speedrun cat shit%
The sheer amount of silly speed run categories reminds me of the amount of viper track remixes that are just stuff like "two hand hanger dunk mix"
Deleting dad's animal porn speedrun
What can I say? The man has a real passion for crack.
Turning back into an incel speedrun
I gotta say, y'all really be eating crackers with some mayo on it. The fuck
y'all really be eating crackers with some mayo on it speedrun
mayo% run
eat a penis
I swear I've had the captcha gapotion before.
speedrunning my dick, mayo%
disturb me not, yon foul fucktard
Eureka! The solution has been with me the entire time! Jerking the jealousy and rage away with some anime tiddies and maybe enjoying some chocolate will soothe my retard rage.
I will take such a deal to help me better myself regardless of the cost!
Why did every kid in my high-school who wore the same shirt three days in a row lie about washing it everyday
"It's called a washing machine", they'd usually retort.
i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1605618983/777-1
I didn't know you could read threads backwards. Or maybe I found out once and then forgot. But I found out again, or for the first time, perhaps.
777 get
Gonna hold my shit in for a bit because it feels good
What is happening on /iaa/
If I were to compile the DQN short novels into volumes (individual word/PDF files) would you prefer it to be slightly edited to fix punctuation and capitalization incongruities or a direct transcription.
A leatherbound copy of DQN signed by shii
>>781
I compiled the DQN Short Novel threads on tanasinn.info many years ago. My opinion is, if people want the raw, unedited reality, they'd just read the original threads. If you're going to bother to nicely format it, then you should, at a minimum, separate it into paragraphs and fix the punctuation/capitalisation. I wouldn't go so far as to change actual wording/grammar, though.
If the original punctuation and capitalization makes it funny, keep it. Otherwise edit it for readability. Please don't change any misspellings, wording, or anything like that though.
>>775
let me guess, they hadn't heard about vc: deothorant either?
goat scrote
Punctuational gomez
Oh and by the way, fun fact:
dororo: tezuka manga about a young boy who loses a bunch of bodyparts in a tragedy, is saved by a brilliant doctor who raises him and teaches him how to use a blade, and later on he gets a weird little girl as a sidekick.
black jack: tezuka manga about a young boy who loses a bunch of bodyparts in a tragedy, is saved by a brilliant doctor who raises him and teaches him how to use a blade, and later on he gets a weird little girl as a sidekick.
someone's a naughty game designer
>>791
You should try grating mamey sapote seed over it.
https://nhentai.net/g/342738/1/
That sucked.
>>794
what a tease, you made me expect something that sucked spectacularly but it was just bog-standard, uninteresting suck.
>>795
It's frustrating because the artist can be good. I don't even have problems with NTR, but there's something about it that's just eh. And the girl is too fat
https://exhentai.org/g/1736919/a5e7003952/
https://exhentai.org/g/1532770/aeb14dbf3c/
https://exhentai.org/g/1533793/6ceaa4bf58/
Are the funniest ones that have made it past my filter
Strruuuuuyeeeeeeuuup
Cuckleberry Finn
Glussy
Love it when my brain jukebox composes something novel that isn't just some spliced up sample repeated over and over again.
My subconscious doesn't trust women.
I wouldn't even piss in >>801's mouth if his teeth were on fire
How about pissing in a cup and letting me drink it
black penis
A teenage girl pissed on me once and it was really warm! Then she asked me to piss on her and I just couldn't do it, I couldn't piss on a such a sweet little angel
>>800
It's a good feeling. Wish I could put together a piece instead of hoping one hook will carry it with no B part or fuguelike artifice.
McDonald's and you.
I don't believe there is a better game than sonic adventure 2 battle. Classic.
big bepis
vc: cum
stop eating like a fatass and your ass goes darude fartstorm
oh shit 10 days until the 10000th
vc: god
The d10k problem will cause plane crashes and bank failures!
Why couldn't our ancestors have the foresight to choose hexadecimal base and kick this can down the road to really fuck things up?
People who go on porn forums are scary
My subconscious doesn't trust perceivable reality
>>813
The only healthy food that gives me that effect is broccoli.
wish textboards were a bit faster
>>820
The popular boards on here move at just the right pace. I wish the dead boards weren't dead, and I wish there were more active boards, but the active boards we have are okay. I wouldn't want to see the last threads I saw buried and on another page every time I returned.
I don't know who Tati, Without Crystal Ball, or KJ are, but YouTube really want me to know about the lawsuit they're embroiled in for some reason.
I'm watching the retard trump voters getting pepper sprayed for charging the police and barricades in front of the congressional hearing live on stream. Imagine risking your life to support a coup for the most unpopular president in American history who lost the popular vote twice in a row. Don't get it.
>>824
I just want it over so people can stop referencing orange man in everything and freak out over something new already
If fighting game players are all wiggers, are RTS players wooks?
>>818
oh the other guy had said 10 posts a day and I didn't bother doing the math myself, yes i avoided doing a simple division.
If fighting game players are all wiggers, RTS players are wooks, are MOBA players wirgins?
Is feng shui aesthetically pleasing to you?
Look at this
https://imgur.com/XdWK0IY
Smash Mouth, Smash Brothers, Smash who gives a fuck
feng shui office cubicle
Speaking of smash mouth, I punctured my gums on a mini cheddar biscuit that was a bit pointy
Punctured gums
Punctual Gomez
Punk chalk games
tourist shop full of cheesy slogans about how great beaches are
I was going to post a recipe in the /food/ thread, but halfway into typing out my post, I realized it's way too much work for a simple recipes thread. Back to the drawing board. Or the cutting board.
It's no surprise, I hate white american suburbanites as well
woke college white people love converting to islam and becoming communists so how come you never see them combine the two and become ba'athists?
>>843
That's either too obscure or too extreme even for that type. I don't understand why they like Islam at all, considering its values are completely against what they believe in.
>>843
When I have been to my local mosque when they're doing community events, the only "woke" people I see are black women with hijabs and septum piercings, the white converts I see seem pretty serious about it.
It's also pretty obvious why a white Islam convert wouldn't support a secular pan-Arab ideology, get real.
>>843
Ba'athism is middle eastern, therefore too foreign to American college students. For Islam they have Malcolm X and that lot.
there was a nice article i read once about how actual MENAers tend to be a lot more rebellious with their religion (especially during youth) whereas converts are significantly more authoritarian about it... not sure if the author actually concluded that islam needs a slightly rebellious base of believers or if i'm just imagining that
Judaism, Christianity, Islam-different assholes, same shit.
Embrace postreligion, venerate gods (and devils, and all-powerful forces of nature/mathematics/outer space, etc. divinities) of your own experience
>>852
Sounds LARPy but if it makes the annoying Wiccan bitches go away Ifm all for it
Remembering a homemade-seeming lens cleaner sold by a street vendor in film canisters that was oddly effective but solid at room temperature as a kid and realizing it's hopeless to try looking up what it could've possibly been made from or finding such a small object in this twisted mess of a house.
Get a real god already.
YOU WANT A REAL GOD? CHECK THIS GUY OUT. WATCH, AS IN ONLY ONE DAY HE SEPARATES THE LIGHT FROM THE DARKNESS. HOW GOOD IS THAT! AND IF YOU ORDER NOW, YOU GET, ABSOLUTELY FREE, AN EXPANSE IN THE MIDST OF THE WATERS, SEPARATING THE WATERS FROM THE WATERS. THAT'S TWO DAYS OF CREATION FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! IF YOU ORDER IN THE NEXT TWENTY MINUTES, GOD WILL ALSO LET THE EARTH SPROUT VEGETATION, PLANTS YIELDING SEED, AND FRUIT TREES BEARING FRUIT WHICH IS IN THEIR SEED. AND, GET THIS, EACH IS ACCORDING TO ITS KIND! THIS DEAL IS UNBELIEVABLE, BUT YOU HAVE TO CALL NOW!
For me, it's Ohrmazd
rectal rooter
PAIN
The CM stands for Chick Magnet
cunt maggot
disgusting vaginae
That was nice of you to put some skittles in your pussy so it would taste nice for me!
Babe I didn't put any skittles in my pussy
kira kira no VIP STAR
slower! slower! we're 20 posts ahead!!!
Stop bumping the 999 thread retards
THERE'S NO SLOWING DOWN THIS TRAIN!!!
FULL STEAM AHEAD!!
I'm going to miss playing PETA's horrible flash games
WE SLEEPING UNDER THE RECENTLY WASHED CUM BLANKET TONIGHT
Nah, that's just what happens when you tell people to slow down, they speed up as observed in boards where a GET is steadily approaching.
Hello I am a heron I am in need of pots and pans upon which to wreak havoc
You remember that kid in school who would latch on to a funny joke and kept repeating it over and over again till the joke died?
That's this whole board
1) search japanese phrase
2) see }j}js[|[ thumbnails
i don't know how this keeps happening
>>878 I've said it before and I'll say it again: key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
Took a painful shit
Raccoon came last night and spilled the aquarium on my back porch, murdering all my fish. I'm so sad. They're all dead.
>>884
It really should be screened-in if you're gonna do that.
It is the law to stop contributing to the 999 thread!
Youfre bumping out of spite, arenft you?
My ex was really into autopsies and scat...
"Really into" was perhaps a slight exaggeration
I knew a girl into abortions
yeetus that fetus
yœtus that fœtus
diarrhœa
After talking about abortions I'm getting planned parenthood ads. Spooky tracking.
gonorrhœa
escaping into the darkness forever
My lungs are giving out on me.
Firecrackers are fun
Let's cry over nothing.
Why are they so damn weird looking?
Apple had a really wince inducing commercial with Billie Eilish
humans are just weird sweaty pig-ape anthros
>>908
We're pretty standard apes, no need to make it all dramatic
Stop posting in 999
Buttawed noodles, buttawed noodles, thank the lawd for buttawed noodles
I ain't gonna post on Maggie's board no more
Can DQN handle the SELF-CONTROLLING PATIENCE of just 4.5 posts a day necessary to maintain their goal? Or will jisakujien drop in at the last minute to ruin the world? Find out next week on the finale of DQNball Z!
I blame the /qa/ bros
>>913
He decided long ago it was going to go this way. Celebrate the fact that we had as many successful ones as we did, and don't sweat the ruined one.
:(
It would have been funnier to get 999 on 23:59 of 9998
tfw no tiny bossy gf
The Day of Judgement will not come about until DQNs fight the VIPPER, when the VIPPER will hide behind stones and trees. The stones and trees will say O DQNs, O (@L_T`), there is a VIPPER behind me, come and kill him.
>>910 You made a thing out of it so of course someone's gonna get spiteful 😒
Fuck it, let's get this thread to >>999 on the 9999th. It's not that far off.
ok, i'll start:
JEWS
>>923 I'm fullery aware, let me explain: it was just a little joke
Squadala, we're off
Squah d'Allah is so fucking funny, but is it also a little racist? probably
I don't understand the impulse at all.
>>926 I couldn't find the chipper "What's he like, ey?" emoji ^__^
On one hand, it feels like someone jammed ball bearings inside my ear canals, and I can barely sleep due to the pain. On the other hand, I don't have to listen to my obnoxiously loud neighbors, or the street racers outside my window, or the sounds of faulty plumbing equipment, or the police sirens. Take a moment to appreciate the small things in life.
"Those Who Walk Away From Omelets",
Mah Boi
yeah, well, Big Tech can't ban my .plan file!
shit why is my cursor drawing dicks
Alright, the poll is in! Place your bets!
https://www.strawpoll.me/42428950
Me too
#MeTop
DQN PFG TV
snoopez
Emerald Tree Boas are really neat
I'll be back in a gif jfif
snooper in her pooper
Extremely homosexual voice
https://youtu.be/fhTE6ELxMB8 is the extremely homosexual voice
Having ED as a side effect from medicine has actually been nice
Japanese twitter: car hamsters
US twitter: 1937 Soviet Russia
>>949
I agree jap Twitter is a lot more playful but they're still stealing your data and the Japanese are passive aggressive as hell online in ways gaijins can't usually catch.
yes I can
i dont know what im feeling
its going to be october soon!
thgat a wyatt. mann cartoon about the electric jew but it's the electric bosniak and the channel is tuned to RTVBiH with the kid saying "mama i want to join join the mujahedin like the cool islamists on the tv"
I've jerked it while on ritalin. It was a nice challenge that was met with success.
I like the delayed ejaculation too
Can we get a dark theme?
gaynus
>>961
Let's all share our user created themes on the request board! I've got some cool pallets in my head 😎
>>965
Then you should know dark themes are worse for your eyes than light
>>966
I don't care. Since I'm not a techno dweeb, I'm only on the computer 1-2 cumulative hours per day.
It almost is alien to me there are still people out there who still dedicate very little of their day to screen time.
>>967
You really expect us to believe that while posting on dqn? It's like saying you're not a drinker at a bar.
>>969
He could be the designated driver... and if anything, this is a pretty good place to visit if you only spend 1-2 hours on the computer daily.
>>971
"The reason itfs easy to see white isnft unlike why we recommend wearing sunglasses when therefs snow on the ground. Because of the reflection, our irises donft need to open as wide to absorb the white light. That leaves our irises in a neutral position and allows us to see with better clarity. This is especially true when white light is contrasted against black, which absorbs wavelengths instead of reflecting them.
White text on a black background, or gdark mode,h makes the eye work harder and open wider, since it needs to absorb more light. When this happens, the white letters can bleed into the black background and cause the text to blur, which is also known as the ghalationh effect."
Doing research on schizoids is weird now that people claiming to have the disorder come forward with testimonials. https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-schizoid-inner-world-like
I have a hard time believing people known for being secretive and solitary would do this, sounds more like Maladaptive Daydreaming to me.
Oh THAT kind of techno dweeb. I've been to two techno music orgies
I pissed my bed
>>969
The internet sucks now. There aren't any websites worth spending a significant amount of time on. I refresh here and Twitter avery couple of hours and browse for for 5-10 minutes max since DQQ is so slow and I follow very few people on twitter. If I need to order something, that's another maybe 5 minutes. Queuing up a torrent or download is a couple minutes. Almost all communication with is done through my phone. All the media that I would have watched on a computer a few years ago is going to my TV through casting or a USB drive. Music is all going through my stereo system. I don't do any programming or have any any work or hobbies that would require a regular and sustained period of computer use to accomplish. The only scenario where I'd be staring at a computer screen for over an hour is if I'm researching some topic. This happens somewhat frequently, but it's not a daily thing. It wasn't a conscious decision, I just stopped needing or wanting to use the computer as things changed.
>>981
I gave a shit. Excuse my lowercase-posting-brethren Interesting lifestyle that's pretty unique. What about smartphone use?
i dont think its that unique, i basically live that way too
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>>984
Frequently but briefly. Mostly responding to messages, looking something up, or when on the toilet (now).
I think the main thing that got me to this point was the internet landscape changing so drastically in the last 15 years to where it was overwhelmingly catering to the two extreme ends of the internet population. The turbo-normals got the social media boom, politics as a hobby/identity, and the new home of mainstream entertainment while the tech geeks got an expansion of programming/tech content, crypto, and whatever else is big in those circles. The middle portion that I feel was the plurality if not majority back in the early 2000s (at least that's what it seemed like to me) either dropped out or got driven into one of those two camps. The final blow was sites like Reddit and services like Discord killing off a lot of internet communities by centralizing everything by being extremely easy to access. The much lower barrier to entry and lack of the forum-style social dynamic (which in hindsight was a good mechanism for maintaining a semblance of community) made them much more popular. I've never been a Reddit user, but it always struck me as being a very impersonal environment. This all makes me think of IRC channels tied to some larger site or community. In contrasts, the IRC channels always acted as a companion to any given community, whereas these new sites and services are often replacements. Anyway, I have to flush and wash my hands now. I never really thought to much about this until now, so it's a lot of disjointed and not fully formed thoughts strung together.
it's definitely not unique, if your work does not need a computer to be performed, then that means you spend around 8 hours a day everyday being away from one, leaving only a handful of hours for recreational stuff, including computers. how is that interesting. cutting computer time wasn't even a conscious decision.
>>988
Because people spend every free moment on screens/internet these days.
Why so mad?
>>988
When I worked at an office job I spent 8 hours in front of a screen, two hours driving home, and then when I got home I traded one screen for another
>>987 Hope you enjoyed taking a shit, do try pouring a bed of milk into your bowl beforehand sometime
That feel when you don't get invited because you have trust issues and an intense level in insecurity that you're open about, and they know that you'll get insanely jealous like a little bitch.
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