Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/ [Cute Girls]
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
#33 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1557010373/
#34 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1568931593/
#35 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1585935259/
#36 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1600126305/
#37 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1605618983/
somebody hold me
>>398
I'm pretty sure I made that post, and I can't even remember what the file is.
Blumpkin Spice
>>396 Presentation aside, I think it heavily depends on your attitude to nose-to-tail eating, which in turn tends to be linked to one's culture.
Generally, Americans can't seem to be convinced to like offal and cartilaginous textures that much (aside from when mock turtle soup was fashionable), so what they do eat along those lines has been surreptitiously marketed as nuggs and hot dogs. But it's far from the only society with such hangups.
>>402
it's deffo not just america, i would say it's more of a 1st world problem
gibs me tendies
>>402
As someone who eats cow head soup and tongue, head cheese is disgusting
Chicken Nugget Quadroon
My organ teacher said I'm "right footed", and I said "you can have a dominant foot?" and he said yes and I learned something new today.
>>407 The technical term for your less-dominant foot is gchocolate footh. Cyclists find their chocolate foot by getting a friend to give them a shove from behind - whichever foot they put out first to stop themselves is their chocolate foot. A cyclist told me that once but it smells fishy.
>>408
Interesting. It sounds like folk-science but it does seem solid to test pedality (?) by reflex.
"chocolate foot" sounds like a porno title
chocolate foot is orange cassidy's heel alter ego
>>408
sounds like a ploy to get you to try it and push you over!
I love seeing my forgotten old posts in the necrobumps. I would have never remembered saying "I love Zemgus Girgensons" while pretending to be Latvian.
>>408
I think you meant to say whichever foot stays on the ground is the chocolate foot. The dominant foot is the one that reacts first.
I helped my mom shop today, it disturbed me how big the asses on pantie mannequins are
penis sperm
why are youtubers obsessed with describing everything as "a problem"
Have a nice weekend, everyone
eat my penis
Why are all women whores?
I think it's surprising how many adults like Thomas the Tank Engine.
May just be nostalgia but there are people making official-looking episodes, even as a job. Though they are frustrated with the quality of newer stuff, which seems like a trend of niche fanbases.
It's a nice change of pace for the internet, anyway
women rly do be shopping tho
>>423
I'm just glad that seasons 1-6 are fully available on youtube to keep my toddler endlessly entertained
as-salaam alayCOOM
Frozen Elsa Thomas Needle Olaf Feet Cummies Spiderman Rape Surprise Eggs For Kids
I don't understand the clone video game console trend. Half the appeal of retro games is real hardware and emulation is cheaper anyway.
>>430
Nintendo and Sony cashed in on it and made it embarrassing, theirs are basically just raspberry pi's running emulators. But Sega deserves some credit for actually allowing original cartridges and controllers. While it's not retro hardware, it is real hardware.
maybe i should learn to make music
a new dqn digital could be nice
>>432
I have a bunch of tunes laying around that I've never made public because I despise the contemporary musical landscape. I could put them to use if a project like this were to happen.
>>432 Yeah!! I've been keeping some things aside for the next one!
The Wario Ware of textboards
Imagine watching The Room for the sex scenes.
vc:plain
Rape an Ape
blood, sweat, and cum
touch gay anus
scratch gay anus
fuck gay anus
i thought a race queen was like a size queen but with race
just how much of the "electric Zayidi" do you let YOUR kids watch?
Let's go for a nice walk in the snowy forest
captcha: sigh
shampooing with tea tree oil cured my dandruff better than coal tar or pyrithione zinc ever did, but the key is that you have to keep using it for a few weeks, the effects take time to show because they're systemic and not just some chemical agent forcibly suppressing the symptoms
feels a bit weird having the imageboard back, when it was first added i browsed it almost every day, it and looking forward to jojo part 4 were the two things that helped me get through 8 hours of chemotherapy a day for months
>>447
It's a strange mix of very 4-ch stuff and the average imageboard stuff. Interesting how they peacefully coexist for the most part.
>>448 I feel like that's pretty representative of dqn as well though. I'm under no illusions that even a minority of users here are users of dqn exclusively, most probably browse other boards and/or social media sites but it all tends to leak and bleed together in a way that's still peaceful and identifiably "dqn", I think because most users here are old enough to realize all of this as well.
The Wario Ware of Textboards needs higher stakes.
But how?
> Yeah, no
finding this construction distasteful
I think the Wario Ware of textboards would have new kusosure with randomized subjects created by a bot once per hour or so. No one else is allowed to start threads.
Like "Let's get to 5 posts by posting AA of poop" or "Let's get to 5 posts by linking the last thing you masturbated to"
Of course he means that hypothetical >>6 of that WWoTBs and not me
Bomberman textboard where posting blast in the email field blows the thread up after 5 more replies
Nethack textboard where posting greentext too many times gets you bitchslapped by Demogorgon
all i really want out of life is to be the chief of a tribe of mongolian nomads and have a herd of yaks to wrestle and a harem of cute girls and cute boys to cum inside
I still haven't ascended in NetHack after 18 years of attempts. Don't even remember the farthest I've gotten legit; perhaps Castle. Out of the many mistakes I make, overall I'm honestly just not good at keeping @ alive.
message my penis
Buttsex Jesus says sell your wii fit to buy a strap-on dildo
>>460
I haven't played Nethack in ages but I remember it being one of my go-tos for a while when I was hardcore into the GNU/Linux side of things. Never beat it either (or Dungeon Crawl either which was another one I played a lot).
thoughts i sometimes have 'em
Jesus, take the Wii, take it from my hands
I finally decided one time that I was going to play it super-safe. That was the first time i made it to the castle, and I got all the way to the Astral plane and was looking for the right altar. Then I accidentally unequipped my ring of free action and got swarmed to death. I quit after that: I saw that at my skill level winning was possible, but far too tedious to be enjoyable. I'd gotten all the fun out that I was going to get without dedicating a few hundred hours of practice first.
I only just now realized after perhaps 15 years that the pseud0ch theme is supposed to represent a chalk board and bulletin board shanging on a brick wall. I just thought "oh, cool colors. bricks. the bricks are comfy."
Are you sure? To me it always looked a bit like a bunch of paper sheets glued to a wall, as if someone was putting up posters to advertise in some rundown back alley. Both interpretations leave the green rules section on top without a good explanation.
gaynus
>>469
The green boxes are chalk boards as I said earlier, the grey boxes are the bulletin boards as you are describing
Ah, I completely forgot that green chalkboards exist. I guess the specific light shade of green was chosen based on the "web-safe color" standards of the time, since chalkboards are usually darker.
It's sort of an inside-a-school feeling then isn't it? Maybe that's a preferable mental image to us all gluing shitposts to the walls of a dirty alleyway.
>>472
In the earlier japanese sites like ayashi world or whatever the green was much darker (and the text was white, wasn't it?). The green was kept when 2ch and others came around, but was made lighter for visibility reasons. I think most people have forgotten the metaphor of the bulletin board when they visit a bbs nowadays, since "board" has become so synonymous with "forum".
just found out booker t's theme song is about sucking pussy
key lime gose, yeah boyeeeee
pig-ape anthros
>>473
Ayashii world looks exactly like a chalkboard. Thanks, I never would have made a connection between that and pseud0ch myself.
It's interesting how what were once metaphors to help people understand new technologies have resulted into the words used developing into polysemes. Someday dictionaries will have "an internet forum" under the definition for board and the original metaphor will become an obscure detail for etymologists to study, rather than common knowledge. Maybe that's already happened, considering that we're having this discussion.
The angel Gabriel from heaven came,
With wings as drifted snow, his eyes as flame.
"All hail," said he, "O lowly maiden Mary,
Most highly flavored gravy." Gloria!
the wacky misadventures of dqn
>>468 et al
What about futaba? Not sure what the tan background and red text could be representing, if anything at all.
>>468-469,471-473,477,
If image search and school anime (at least Nichijou in HD has this level of detail) are anything to go by, typical Japanese meatspace bulletin boards (f¦Β), whether in- or out-doors, use a green sheet material and the papers are secured by pins. Presumably these are whereof the skeuomorph, though I can't deny that white text on green background better resembles a chalkboard by far.
I am unable to determine which material for the sheets is most common, as it appears a variety are in use. I also do not live in Japan to conveniently determine an n=1 sample.
conveniently determined sample size of exactly one gaynus
>>480
I think futaba is just a nice color scheme a Japanese guy came up with
Penis musume.
A guy on chess just offered me a draw after two moves because I messed up his opening.
>>485
How do you even affect the opposing side of the board in two moves, excluding silly theoretical shit like the fool's mate? Did he want to move his pawn 3 spaces and you blocked it or something?
withered penis
gaynus of sample size 1
thoroughly sampled by my penis
>>486
We were actually playing chaturanga, an older variant of chess where pawns can only move one square first turn. He thought he was attacking my knight and I just moved it to a different tile where he couldn't capture and my knight was attacking his pawns. It's not like I would have taken them though, they were all defended. It was still a funny draw, I accepted it.
You can watch it here! https://www.chess.com/variants/chaturanga/game/13839304/9/1
actually I wasn't even attacking his pawns, I just moved it to a safe square. I guess he was just upset I didn't give him an easy piece to take.
Ah yes, the player who loses interest and peaces out when the first contact doesn't go perfectly for him, not even chaturanga is safe.
I remember playing Doom on ZDaemon once back when ZDaemon hadn't gone to shit yet and this one guy started bitching about people shooting him from the back.
So I made it a point to do that to him as much as possible and he ended up calling the entirety of the server "pussies" and ragequit.
There's an eternal cold war between the Chip 'n Dale copycats and the Sonic copycats and nobody notices.
I like Chess and Rocket League
I really gotta hand it to sega because I just got a brand new wireless sega saturn controller made by a first party developer 20+ years after the Saturn died. And it's way better than the controllers from back in the day. I love backwards and forwards compatibility.
>>496
Japanese companies that aren't Nintendo are real sticklers about retro stuff. Konami and NEC did similar stuff for the PC Engine.
It might also be new hardware often feels really good compared to 20 year old used stuff as well.
ﷺ being in unicode shocked me