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1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 06:03

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401 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 18:37

Blumpkin Spice

402 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 18:50

>>396 Presentation aside, I think it heavily depends on your attitude to nose-to-tail eating, which in turn tends to be linked to one's culture.
Generally, Americans can't seem to be convinced to like offal and cartilaginous textures that much (aside from when mock turtle soup was fashionable), so what they do eat along those lines has been surreptitiously marketed as nuggs and hot dogs. But it's far from the only society with such hangups.

403 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 20:08

>>402
it's deffo not just america, i would say it's more of a 1st world problem

404 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 20:14

gibs me tendies

405 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 21:19

>>402
As someone who eats cow head soup and tongue, head cheese is disgusting

406 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 21:29

Chicken Nugget Quadroon

407 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 21:50

My organ teacher said I'm "right footed", and I said "you can have a dominant foot?" and he said yes and I learned something new today.

408 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 22:17

>>407 The technical term for your less-dominant foot is gchocolate footh. Cyclists find their chocolate foot by getting a friend to give them a shove from behind - whichever foot they put out first to stop themselves is their chocolate foot. A cyclist told me that once but it smells fishy.

409 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 22:43

>>408
Interesting. It sounds like folk-science but it does seem solid to test pedality (?) by reflex.

410 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 23:01

"chocolate foot" sounds like a porno title

411 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 23:23

chocolate foot is orange cassidy's heel alter ego

412 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 23:34

>>408
sounds like a ploy to get you to try it and push you over!

413 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-10013 23:44

I love seeing my forgotten old posts in the necrobumps. I would have never remembered saying "I love Zemgus Girgensons" while pretending to be Latvian.

414 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 00:26

>>408
I think you meant to say whichever foot stays on the ground is the chocolate foot. The dominant foot is the one that reacts first.

415 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 02:18

I helped my mom shop today, it disturbed me how big the asses on pantie mannequins are

416 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 02:22

penis sperm

417 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 03:18

why are youtubers obsessed with describing everything as "a problem"

418 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 03:48

>>417
have a problem with that?

419 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-10014 04:26

Have a nice weekend, everyone

420 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 04:31

eat my penis

421 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 04:51

Why are all women whores?

422 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 05:02

>>421
Because you hang out with trash women

423 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 06:27

I think it's surprising how many adults like Thomas the Tank Engine.
May just be nostalgia but there are people making official-looking episodes, even as a job. Though they are frustrated with the quality of newer stuff, which seems like a trend of niche fanbases.
It's a nice change of pace for the internet, anyway

424 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 10:37

>>419 Hope you're having a fabulous one, like me

425 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 13:22

women rly do be shopping tho

426 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 14:07

>>423
I'm just glad that seasons 1-6 are fully available on youtube to keep my toddler endlessly entertained

427 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 14:14

>>426
did Thomas get Elsa pregnant yet?

vc: pingorf

428 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 15:55

as-salaam alayCOOM

429 Name: vc: reiping : 1993-09-10014 15:56

Frozen Elsa Thomas Needle Olaf Feet Cummies Spiderman Rape Surprise Eggs For Kids

430 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 16:58

I don't understand the clone video game console trend. Half the appeal of retro games is real hardware and emulation is cheaper anyway.

431 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 17:09

>>430
Nintendo and Sony cashed in on it and made it embarrassing, theirs are basically just raspberry pi's running emulators. But Sega deserves some credit for actually allowing original cartridges and controllers. While it's not retro hardware, it is real hardware.

432 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 18:44

maybe i should learn to make music
a new dqn digital could be nice

433 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 19:09

>>432
I have a bunch of tunes laying around that I've never made public because I despise the contemporary musical landscape. I could put them to use if a project like this were to happen.

434 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 19:57

>>432 Yeah!! I've been keeping some things aside for the next one!

435 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-10014 22:37

The Wario Ware of textboards

436 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 22:45

Imagine watching The Room for the sex scenes.

vc:plain

437 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 23:15

Rape an Ape

438 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-10014 23:48

>>435
Each thread locks after 5 posts

439 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 02:16

blood, sweat, and cum

440 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 03:18

touch gay anus

441 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 03:25

scratch gay anus

442 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 03:47

fuck gay anus

443 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 10:41

i thought a race queen was like a size queen but with race

444 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 11:32

just how much of the "electric Zayidi" do you let YOUR kids watch?

445 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 12:45

Let's go for a nice walk in the snowy forest

captcha: sigh

446 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 14:43

shampooing with tea tree oil cured my dandruff better than coal tar or pyrithione zinc ever did, but the key is that you have to keep using it for a few weeks, the effects take time to show because they're systemic and not just some chemical agent forcibly suppressing the symptoms

447 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 14:57

feels a bit weird having the imageboard back, when it was first added i browsed it almost every day, it and looking forward to jojo part 4 were the two things that helped me get through 8 hours of chemotherapy a day for months

448 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 16:51

>>447
It's a strange mix of very 4-ch stuff and the average imageboard stuff. Interesting how they peacefully coexist for the most part.

449 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 17:19

>>448 I feel like that's pretty representative of dqn as well though. I'm under no illusions that even a minority of users here are users of dqn exclusively, most probably browse other boards and/or social media sites but it all tends to leak and bleed together in a way that's still peaceful and identifiably "dqn", I think because most users here are old enough to realize all of this as well.

450 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-10015 17:30

The Wario Ware of Textboards needs higher stakes.

But how?

451 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 17:49

> Yeah, no

finding this construction distasteful

452 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 17:57

>>448 That's what I'm aiming for with my excellent posts

453 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 21:27

I think the Wario Ware of textboards would have new kusosure with randomized subjects created by a bot once per hour or so. No one else is allowed to start threads.

Like "Let's get to 5 posts by posting AA of poop" or "Let's get to 5 posts by linking the last thing you masturbated to"

454 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 21:47

ITT We beat up >>6

455 Name: >>6 : 1993-09-10015 21:49

Of course he means that hypothetical >>6 of that WWoTBs and not me

456 Name: >>454 : 1993-09-10015 21:55

>>455 Fuck around and find out

457 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 22:14

Bomberman textboard where posting blast in the email field blows the thread up after 5 more replies

458 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 23:31

Nethack textboard where posting greentext too many times gets you bitchslapped by Demogorgon

459 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10016 00:27

all i really want out of life is to be the chief of a tribe of mongolian nomads and have a herd of yaks to wrestle and a harem of cute girls and cute boys to cum inside

460 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10016 08:30

I still haven't ascended in NetHack after 18 years of attempts. Don't even remember the farthest I've gotten legit; perhaps Castle. Out of the many mistakes I make, overall I'm honestly just not good at keeping @ alive.

461 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10016 10:57

message my penis

462 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10016 11:01

>>461
massage it yourself, you horny fuck

463 Name: vc:goduse : 1993-09-10016 16:01

Buttsex Jesus says sell your wii fit to buy a strap-on dildo

464 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10016 16:51

>>460
I haven't played Nethack in ages but I remember it being one of my go-tos for a while when I was hardcore into the GNU/Linux side of things. Never beat it either (or Dungeon Crawl either which was another one I played a lot).

465 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10016 18:14

thoughts i sometimes have 'em

466 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10016 19:04

Jesus, take the Wii, take it from my hands

467 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10016 19:51

I finally decided one time that I was going to play it super-safe. That was the first time i made it to the castle, and I got all the way to the Astral plane and was looking for the right altar. Then I accidentally unequipped my ring of free action and got swarmed to death. I quit after that: I saw that at my skill level winning was possible, but far too tedious to be enjoyable. I'd gotten all the fun out that I was going to get without dedicating a few hundred hours of practice first.

468 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10016 22:03

I only just now realized after perhaps 15 years that the pseud0ch theme is supposed to represent a chalk board and bulletin board shanging on a brick wall. I just thought "oh, cool colors. bricks. the bricks are comfy."

469 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10016 23:47

Are you sure? To me it always looked a bit like a bunch of paper sheets glued to a wall, as if someone was putting up posters to advertise in some rundown back alley. Both interpretations leave the green rules section on top without a good explanation.

470 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 00:04

gaynus

471 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 00:22

>>469
The green boxes are chalk boards as I said earlier, the grey boxes are the bulletin boards as you are describing

472 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 00:57

Ah, I completely forgot that green chalkboards exist. I guess the specific light shade of green was chosen based on the "web-safe color" standards of the time, since chalkboards are usually darker.
It's sort of an inside-a-school feeling then isn't it? Maybe that's a preferable mental image to us all gluing shitposts to the walls of a dirty alleyway.

473 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 01:30

>>472
In the earlier japanese sites like ayashi world or whatever the green was much darker (and the text was white, wasn't it?). The green was kept when 2ch and others came around, but was made lighter for visibility reasons. I think most people have forgotten the metaphor of the bulletin board when they visit a bbs nowadays, since "board" has become so synonymous with "forum".

474 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 01:39

just found out booker t's theme song is about sucking pussy

475 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-10017 02:02

key lime gose, yeah boyeeeee

476 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 03:37

pig-ape anthros

477 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 05:53

>>473
Ayashii world looks exactly like a chalkboard. Thanks, I never would have made a connection between that and pseud0ch myself.
It's interesting how what were once metaphors to help people understand new technologies have resulted into the words used developing into polysemes. Someday dictionaries will have "an internet forum" under the definition for board and the original metaphor will become an obscure detail for etymologists to study, rather than common knowledge. Maybe that's already happened, considering that we're having this discussion.

478 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 07:30

The angel Gabriel from heaven came,
With wings as drifted snow, his eyes as flame.
"All hail," said he, "O lowly maiden Mary,
Most highly flavored gravy." Gloria!

479 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 08:17

the wacky misadventures of dqn

480 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 08:18

>>468 et al
What about futaba? Not sure what the tan background and red text could be representing, if anything at all.

481 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 13:17

>>468-469,471-473,477,
If image search and school anime (at least Nichijou in HD has this level of detail) are anything to go by, typical Japanese meatspace bulletin boards (ŒfŽ¦”Β), whether in- or out-doors, use a green sheet material and the papers are secured by pins. Presumably these are whereof the skeuomorph, though I can't deny that white text on green background better resembles a chalkboard by far.
I am unable to determine which material for the sheets is most common, as it appears a variety are in use. I also do not live in Japan to conveniently determine an n=1 sample.

482 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 15:25

conveniently determined sample size of exactly one gaynus

483 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 18:04

>>480
I think futaba is just a nice color scheme a Japanese guy came up with

484 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 18:38

Penis musume.

485 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 19:18

A guy on chess just offered me a draw after two moves because I messed up his opening.

486 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 22:37

>>485
How do you even affect the opposing side of the board in two moves, excluding silly theoretical shit like the fool's mate? Did he want to move his pawn 3 spaces and you blocked it or something?

487 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 23:19

withered penis

488 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 00:01

gaynus of sample size 1
thoroughly sampled by my penis

489 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 01:37

>>486
We were actually playing chaturanga, an older variant of chess where pawns can only move one square first turn. He thought he was attacking my knight and I just moved it to a different tile where he couldn't capture and my knight was attacking his pawns. It's not like I would have taken them though, they were all defended. It was still a funny draw, I accepted it.

You can watch it here! https://www.chess.com/variants/chaturanga/game/13839304/9/1

490 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 01:42

actually I wasn't even attacking his pawns, I just moved it to a safe square. I guess he was just upset I didn't give him an easy piece to take.

491 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 03:01

Ah yes, the player who loses interest and peaces out when the first contact doesn't go perfectly for him, not even chaturanga is safe.

492 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 04:37

I remember playing Doom on ZDaemon once back when ZDaemon hadn't gone to shit yet and this one guy started bitching about people shooting him from the back.

So I made it a point to do that to him as much as possible and he ended up calling the entirety of the server "pussies" and ragequit.

493 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 10:17

There's an eternal cold war between the Chip 'n Dale copycats and the Sonic copycats and nobody notices.

494 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 12:02

I like Chess and Rocket League

495 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 17:30

>>493
Is this why Oscar was created

496 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 18:00

I really gotta hand it to sega because I just got a brand new wireless sega saturn controller made by a first party developer 20+ years after the Saturn died. And it's way better than the controllers from back in the day. I love backwards and forwards compatibility.

497 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 18:19

>>496
Japanese companies that aren't Nintendo are real sticklers about retro stuff. Konami and NEC did similar stuff for the PC Engine.
It might also be new hardware often feels really good compared to 20 year old used stuff as well.

498 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 18:32

ﷺ being in unicode shocked me

499 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 18:49

>>496 Niceee

500 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 19:19

I have a List of "important" things to do. It's not completely comprehensive, but it includes things like taxes, car maintenance, small projects, stuff for other people, etc. It has grown and shrunk over time as I've added and completed tasks. However, there are some items that have sat there entirely too long and I'm sick of thinking about them. Right now my List has 13 things on it, and that's the smallest it's been since I started it\and while I'm happy about that, my ideal would be for it to be empty most of the time, with room for maybe 5 things at most. This, of course, would require me to suppress my procrastinatory habits at least a bit more.

One such habit I have is shopping online. Not buying, just shopping. As a result of reaching a financial goal I currently have enough saved up that I could treat myself to something quite nice, but I guess getting to that point was enabled by adopting a strategy of "buy absolutely nothing unnecessary" and it's hard to moderate that, plus I spent a lot of time when I didn't have money shopping and wishing but unable to execute. Also it's hard to choose sometimes.

I think I'd like to try a push. I knock out every item on my List, to prove to myself I can actually empty it. And I do no online shopping until that's done, at which point I force myself to buy something nice as both a treat and a defiant gesture to my unhealthy habits. Not that I want to start a new habit of spending excessively, but I want to get away from wishing so much and live in the present more. And maybe getting rid of these small tasks will help me get ready to work on bigger ones.

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